>Mario Maker should be a GDQ STAPLE
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
are there any good/entertaining runners left that haven't gone full mental illness or been banned?
Someone give me some dope-ass anime tracks to listen to during downtime
I don't know a single one of these people, someone label them.
I think that's caveman on the bottom in the middle, and who's the fat fuck on the left? It looks like he's trying to shit on the floor.
Caveman looks happier in the picture with his Reddit friends.
I'm still making 'em I don't give a shit.
At least the money is going to cure cancer.
This version is a little better I think. It's not cut off at the end so poorly.
I just never know where to look. No matter where you look, you're going to miss something. Even when the commentators point something out on one particular screen, you need to figure out which one they're talking about. By the time you do, you've probably already missed it.
Also, the screens are so tiny
my knigger. This is why races are so fucking boring.
Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest (the first ones, respectively) mite b gud. Depends on how much is in control of the runner. Not a lot of text either.
Who knows. Maybe this is Britney circa 2007.
Or maybe it's Anna Nicole Smith. Too soon to say.
>Reminder that the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2 run was rejected
just finished uploading
it's pretty sfw but i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular and i used to have photos from his grommr
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen on srg, best part of AGDQ 2016
still don't recognize like anyone in the back or the huge guy lol
He said it just finished uploading. Maybe just wait 20 minutes. This run's not gonna do anything spectacular in the meantime, though.
he started hooking up with jon i guess
>it's not a ball under his shirt
>96 exit race
>there's no indicator of any person's status in the race like in SM64
this is fucking trash
im going to bed
Too late, the ball is already in motion.
Let it all burn
>using meme routes to be a special tumblurian snowflake when there's literally zero difference in time because everything is contained in self contained levels which do not affect each other
really gigaepic stuff we're working with here guys.
>i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular
>i've blown a couple loads to this vid in particular
Was there anything bad in the big jon video? I just saw him with a fuck huge stomach and clicked around the video and didn't really see much else. Don't get how being super mega fat would ruin his life though.
"Grommr is a social network and dating site for gainers, bloaters, encouragers and admirers. A ragtag bunch into fat and fatter bellies, chubby men, beer guts, big muscle and chunky muscle, bears and non-bears, and so much more!"
I did as well, I won't be putting it back up though as he is a nice guy. If he ever became a complete scumbag I might though, doubt that would ever happen though because he is so decent to people.
Big John is a cool guy, digging that shit up to just be epic is fucked up. He obviously doesn't want it to be around anymore and if it gets out it will probably cause him depression. I imagine he already thinks about the possibility but it's still really shitty. /b/ kids need to fuck off.
I don't get how people finding out that he likes to be fat and goes on a website where fat people encourage each other to be even fatter would ruin somebodies life, especially when they're american, but maybe I'm wrong? Dude obviously has a job and social life and everyone is alright with him being xboxhuge so why would this change anything?
4Chan used to use its disturbing, perverted, and creepy powers to fuck with people who actually deserved it. Aside from pointless comments like "kill yourself", this site really isn't about being pointlessly cruel to someone.When it comes to the really fucked up shit, it's usually reserved for someone who actually deserves it.
Should be, anyway.
Now 4chan's full of /r9k/ NEETs that lash out at anyone and everyone, ruining lives for literally no reason.
We used to be cool, man.
I don't get it. Fat guy makes fat video. It was found on some fat people encouragement site to get even fatter. Dudes in America. Dude is obviously fat because you can't hide that shit. How would this ruin his life? It's not like hes taking a shit and eating it or something creepy like that. Dude is just really really fucking fat/bloated.
fucking shitty, this place used to be based but faggot stream monsters who are obsessed with trying to 'expose' people and ruin their lives and dig out address and phone numbers is absolutely /b/
>the sorry sack of shit jarvitz and the guy that ran that Velocity game twitter accounts
Its very evident that these events should be for mental health charities because these twitter accounts are really troubling
dude went through a phase where he was fat as fuck and found a community that loved him/encouraged him for it. Realized how stupid that was and changed his ways. Don't see why people are freaking out about his life being ruined now desu
Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining. Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
Idk mate, if your eyes can take blurry text then thats the way for you. I just turn off it off so I can actually read without hurting my eyes.
the runs have been average, and this isn't an average event, this is supposed to be the best runs, and it's not. there have been a few good runs.
Most of the commentary has sucked too. A few games had good commentary but there was way too much quiet awkwardness where nobody was talking for stretches of 10 minutes of more and the donation reader was just rambling on about dead dogs and how a kid's mom died when she was 3 month's pregnant and other stupid shit.
even runs that are usually great, SMW, SM, have been bland and uninteresting, there's no excitement frmo the runners at all, it seems like they're there just to play with their friends and not speedrun.
Well everyone's biggest criticisms of GDQ are currently focused on their growth and how it has affected the culture. People talk about how all the good stuff happens off stream. They're just looking forward to getting done and chilling in their hotel room, the arcade, or practice room.
We can clearly see that the original uploader and our white knight, as seen here >>127733443, are two different people.
Just how many speedrunners have a fat fetish?
what has Big Jon brought out in us?
>went back to dram's 2013 SMW run
>couldn't recognize him
I can't wait until this general becomes so bad that all of "our bois" distance themselves from this place in disgust.
>siggy diapie boi
>y_ with the bizarre attachment to that gay little stuffed animal thing
>trihexs gay as fuck mannerisms
>now this bigjon shit
I just want to find ONE speed runner who isn't mentally ill. Is it even possible?
I am surprised that these threads have been allowed to continue as long as they have. The amount of actual speedrunning content to noise/bullshit/wew lad/mermespouting is ridiculous.
This is for sure Big Jon for any doubters, the profile mentions too much information for it NOT to be him, as well as looking like him.
For all of you saying he's moved past this. He hasn't. Profiles last update was today.
This general is one of the better ones. Check out the fighting game general if you want to see a shitty one.
I'm glad AGDQ is on right now. Gave me a reason to come here and ignore the /fgg/ for a while
I should add that this particular thread is an exception now that it's been derailed with all of this Big Jon stuff. In general, these /srg/s have been pretty good, but this particular one has gone to shit.
>Reese Sticks (man, 440 calories a pack and 4+5 packs at night is PERFECT!)
probably not, that's some serious bloat he's got going on
wouldn't be surprised if it's shopped, too; look at how the edge of his gut is softer than the edge of his back
compare also to other photos he has on his account; in the other shirtless photo the lighting on his gut is fucked up, and in most all of the other ones he could be arching his back or wearing padding
I don't see how leaving would help
If you're already showing signs that you might not feel yourself then it's already too late for you
I'm just able to accept that I am who I am and that I don't feel like anything other than what I was born as
dont kek yourself because some sluts in a phase are starting to get involved
I don't find this objectionable at all. Just really strange.
That being said, my fetish is reading comics where women get fucked by monsters until they become monsters. So yeah.
thanks for saving the pic i posted last thread friend :)
here's another for you
>speedrunners are a bunch of FREAKS
Are you guys really surprised by this?
I'm just glad as fuck that I'm nor a disgusting sick fucko tranny. If you're a born male and you seriously think its acceptable to wear a skirt or want to put on makeup, that's beyond fucked and the socket thing a human could ever do. Literally just need to kill yourself now and spare the world from suffering you. This thread has really opened my eyes to just how diseased this community really is, I'm going to turn off agdq and try to forget I ever enjoyed this autism incarnate hobby before I get a mental disease too like half these freaks.
>tfw trying to lose weight but other fat people get loved
>other fat people get loved
By who? Other fat people in their fat-loving community? It's just a support group by fat people for other fat people.
That pity party isn't worth it. Lose the weight if you want to lose the weight.
I've had the otter eating a watermelon pic (>>127733014) saved since
>Wednesday, April 29, 2015, 7:11:32 PM
So unless you posted it on /r9gay/ in April, it wasn't you, sorry bud
how comfy is /srg/ right now? i'm snug in my kigu under 2 blankets.
>we slowly come to realize that Blueglass was the only sane one all along
>however his mortal form has long since been destroyed and only his spirited laughter remains
man i've been jerking to his grommr for years
what fucks me off is that i never realized he was shopping his pics and lying about his stats
i had literally just posted that pic last thread so I just assumed
sorry friendo, have a nice night :*
>Yoshi's Island is COMPLETELY skipped due to Twitch fuckup
i feel like it's worth mentioning that even if he pumps his gut out on grommr, he's pretty fucking built in real life