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>Marathons
AGDQ: LIVE

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
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what will trihex change his name to
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Kill it!
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https://twitter.com/bertin_san/status/684916540467245058
even hurtin knows what's up
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1ST FOR TRIHEX BTFO
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>>127717051
Trihex got so cucked on Yoshi Island that he had to literally start running romhacks.
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i miss sig
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jesus put them out of their misery
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it's over

pack up your things boys speedrunning is dead
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Is Trihex finally over?
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Shaniqua incomming
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Daily reminder they invaded
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>>127717165
Borderlina
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who LETS PLAY here?
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videogames
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I went to sleep after strider
>strider

How much has been not shit since then?
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Is Trihex a gay? His body language and general speech patterns are hella gay.
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Dram is godgamer
Trihex is manletgarbage
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>>127717185
Don't forget Speedruns Breakdown.
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>>127717235
It does make me feel better seeing groups of people where I would be the most functional person there by far.
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they're only half way to estimated time..... we could be here for a long time
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Trihex exposed again
Every f u c k i n g time ADGQ
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>>127717235
ebin witwix, simply ebin
also whos the super qt in front of fagdragon
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DESTROYED
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>just dont die

heehehehehHEHEHEHHEHE
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DRAM

IS

A

GOD

TASTELESS
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will they beat this in the next 8 hours or can i go to bed?
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Please just mercy kill these faggots already
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>>127717341
More than Broman you think? He seems like a highly functional sociopath.
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Does Narcissa have a chance of finding love? Who will be the one to take her?
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>>127717178
is the MHC rip?
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>>127717215

who the fuck is that
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>>127717165
trihexerella
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>>127717227
Is cosmo a snake monster-girl?
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i had much fun with the right team. now im bored. just mercy kill it and let me watch the rest of the mario games.
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Was there anything particularly boring in the NES block? I think I have enough time to watch all of it before these guys are done.
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Dram being based and Golden repeatedly shitting on Trihex and his team made this worth it.
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>>127717437
They all hate Cuckhex now.
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>>127717441
nore
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Taking bets on what Trihex' female name will be.

5 bucks on Jezebel.
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What have you done today to end the stigma?
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>TWO MORE STAGES
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>>127717235
>lets play count the mental illnesses
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>>127717493
>back when GDQ was good
daddy pls
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>>127717493
will narcissa receive the god's touch again?
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>>127717506
ninja gaiden 3 wasn't that good
the guy that did battle kid 2 was fucking amazing
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>>127717235
HAHAHA ITS THE PEE PEE FROG FACE

LOOK AT THAT!
WHAT A MEME
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>>127717493
did blueglass' touch turn cosmo into a woman?
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Has Trihex hit a single checkpoint or finished a single level yet?
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>>127717506
battle kid 2

fucking 1:20 long
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>>127717571
nowhere near weeb enough
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tri "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" hex.
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>>127717441
>he does not know the queen of /srg/
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>>127717632
yes
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>>127717235
left side - our boys
right side - reddit
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>>127717613
it was AGDQ 2014 tho I wouldn't call it good
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>>127717506
Not really, Mexican Runner totally choked on the blind turbo tunnel on Battletoads, but the rest of the run was solid

Battle Kid 2 was kinda boring but the guy almost got WR
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>>127717667
kill yourself
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Ain't Easy Being Trash
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>>127717698
you should be focusing trihex
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>>127717493
>your face when blueglass is literally more functional in society than cosmo is right now
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MERCY KILL THIS ALREADY
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will Hexxy lose all their subs after this?
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>>127717640
That's long for NES, but that run was great.
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>>127717506
Ninja Gaiden 3 and Turtles were kinda boring, battle toads was good overall but the blindfolded incentive was choke city, rest was good

>>127717640
But those were good 1:20 not boring 1:20
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>>127717571
if trihex does one thing right, its his powerlevel

if he does break and go tranny, hell have some way obscure anime name from the 80's
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>Games done eventually

zzzzzzzz
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OMG ITS BOWSER LETS RUN TOWARDS THE START OF THE LEVEL
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>>127717219
more like

T R A N I Q U A
R
A
N
I
Q
U
A
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Man, can the Super Mario World speedrun just come already? I didn't want a generic Mario Maker stream to begin with anyways.
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>>127717235
Why doesn't Witwex sit next to his gf?
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>>127717825
He's goin fo that trans money.
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Why is everyone calling Trihex a girl now?
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>levels literally designed by people with the mental capacity of 12 year olds
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ahhn~ if only our boi pie was there instead of trihex..
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if they don't end it I will
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>>127717731
that was sgdq 2013
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why hasn't this been mercy killed?
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>>127717887
Mychal is a fucking normie
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>>127717920
>cuck
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>>127717935
speedrunning makes you gay désú
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how did the other team finish so much faster?
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>>127717920
hes a cuck prob never even dicked it
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Did golden just pull the cringiest moment of this gdq with that money thing? Had to take a massive shit after that.
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Daily reminder that Barry started the tranny meme
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>Boring Games Done Extremely Slowly
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sethblings one screen puzzle challenges were neat.
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>>127717354
please respond
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>trihex """swagging"""
ˢᵒᶰ
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>>127718006
>leaving out our boy noir
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>>127717825
Still getting those emote bux.
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>>127717920
This was when they inexplicably broke up for a week, right?
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>>127718060
They had a guy who does Kaizo runs.
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uhhhh this IS getting mercy killed right..... ?
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>>127717935
speedrunners are mentally ill
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>>127718114
hes already in his room, he knows
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>>127718073
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so this is the power.. of speedrunning
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>>127718114
kill yourself
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>>127717920
He's a cuck
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>>127717935
Getting cucked in SMM is a one way ticket to chopping your dingus off.
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Someone please post the dog picture.
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>>127718020
they still have 40 minutes to go until they hit the estimated time. why would they stop the run early? :)
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ˢᵒᶰ
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Wh is this still going on?
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>>127717935
Cosmo also got absolutely wrecked by a literally who live on Super Mario Maker right before he transitioned.
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>>127718114
I wouldn't be caught dead standing next to cyberdemon, sorry buddy.

also I am over 18 janitors pls stop reking me ;_;
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Please mercy kill this shit
Trihex is a joke
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>>127718273
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that moment when sumiwhore and fatmatt regret having accepted trihex at agdq
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https://twitter.com/bertin_san/status/684919621779091456
hurtin goin hard
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>>127718161
dram?
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SKIP OFFERED
K
I
P

O
F
F
E
R
E
D
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>you could be listening to an O&A (with Patrice O'Neal) podcast right now
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>Trying to mercy kill this

Please do it
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>>127718305
Don't you dare to who JOHN NUMBERS
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>"LETS GO TRIHEX"
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>>127718073
ive told bertin multiple times he rocked that fucking dress and looked fine

he said he wont dress up again unfortunately
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kill me
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TriHex answered a question on his stream once about his man-crush, and there was an absolutely retarded amount of "I'm totally straight bros" disclaimers before doing a really loving description about some actor's passion

He ain't a tranny, nigga's just gay. Just look at how much he works out.

To be perfectly honest, I'm actually cool with this. Maybe if they go over time he'll be mentally broken enough to admit it.
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Please just take the skip
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Why don't they make the screen for team that's still playing bigger?
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As it turns out, speedrunners aren't actually very good at mario, relying mostly on memorizing things after autismally doing them a million times
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they really are fucking bad at this lmfao
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muted
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MERCY KILL INBOUND GET HOOYYYIPPP
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TRIHEX EXPOSED LMAO

EVERY FUCKING ADGQ

IT'S REAL NIGGER
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This is beautiful.
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>I don't trust the gap
Trihex confirmed homo
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wow, he just keep on choking

listen to him whine
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mind the gap
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>>127718036
>>127718067
>>127718226
kek
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trihex's T levels drop a few ng/mL every death
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>jumping
WHAT DID HE THINK WOULD HAPPEN?
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this is really embarrassing
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>>127718461
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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>>127718060
they're better
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>>127718461
>working out = gay

Yes rabbi, i'll be lazy and fat instead
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>"i feel sorry for trihex"
>"cant believe trihex got stuck with the shit team BibleThump"

top lel, trihex has contributed nothing to his team, literally being carried
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inb4 trihex gets deadnamed.
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Just fucking end this already jesus christ
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Someone post the ready to try 3D again image
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>>127718587
Just like srg marathon he'll go right back into his twitch hugbox to cry while people donate him comforting messages.

This fraud steals the speed out of speedrunning.
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>>127718662
H O W
D A R E
Y O U
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>Trihex hates gaps
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#yoshilivesmatter
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I love watching boredom
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R U N A N X I E T y
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end this suffering
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Reminder that if this team were just Mitch, they would be done by now.

If nothing else, this race demonstrates the clear demarcation between the highly "successful" streamers like Trihex (and we'll throw in Witwix while we're at it) who aren't particularly skilled at their games but know how to please the masses, and smaller streamers like Dram, TMR, and Mitch who are far more skilled at what they do but don't get any recognition because they won't play the Twitch game of facecams, donation alerts, and stream gimmicks

We all knew it, but it's sad to see it play out so obtusely here
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>>127718728
Best girl, senpai.

Popura a shit.
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kappa
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nice speedrun
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Trihex is choking on a yoshi map now

this kills the crab
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trihex looks so sad now
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>Yfw they won't mercy kill it because 200k+ viewers
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>>127718810
That's a boy
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>>127718649
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>I SMELL SALT

heh
memes
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>>127718817
who is we
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>>127718810
i want to fuck you
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Reminder that if this team were just Duke_Bilgewater, they would be done by now.

If nothing else, this race demonstrates the clear demarcation between the highly "successful" streamers like Trihex (and we'll throw in Witwix while we're at it) who aren't particularly skilled at their games but know how to please the masses, and smaller streamers like Dram, TMR, and Mitch who are far more skilled at what they do but don't get any recognition because they won't play the Twitch game of facecams, donation alerts, and stream gimmicks

We all knew it, but it's sad to see it play out so obtusely here
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>>127718817
>TMR
>Twitch game of facecams, donation alerts, and stream gimmicks
he's tryin senpai
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>double time

lol
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>they didn't save the yoshis

pussies
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>22 minutes
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>more than 20 minutes slower than the other team
"speedrunning"
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>they didn't save the Yoshis
Lmao
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>22 minutes difference
holy shit i'm dying over here
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Fucking finally.
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>>127718817
they all do the same fame game, but they have worse personalities desu
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>People unironically clap for this
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>>127719072
"blind run"
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pretty close
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>>127719046
10/10 math
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did the other team do world 3?
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senpai
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>going to ADGQ
>getting exposed
>every year

Why?
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and everyone though caleb would be the first to hulk out and kill someone at a gdq
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>Blind speedrunning
>This is what happens

Embarrassing
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>people paid money for this
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>another hard levels race
baby, prease kill me
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>>127718964

>witwix isn't skilled at his games

fuck you're right man he lost the boshy wr this afternoon after holding it for like 6 years lets rewrite the fuck out of history
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>"it's safe to say everybody enjoyed that"
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>More SMM
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>>127719147
the truebois
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>speedrunning player built levels
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>>127719147
Why is Obama playing WiiU?
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Sadly, this has been the best thing I've seen so far
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>>127719117
blind run doesn't excuse this shit
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spay and neuter joke was solid actually
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>>127719156
for the twitch bux
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pretty fun to be honest senpais
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Reminder that if this team were just Funkdoc, they would be done by now.

If nothing else, this race demonstrates the clear demarcation between the highly "successful" streamers like Trihex (and we'll throw in Witwix while we're at it) who aren't particularly skilled at their games but know how to please the masses, and smaller streamers like Dram, TMR, and Mitch who are far more skilled at what they do but don't get any recognition because they won't play the Twitch game of facecams, donation alerts, and stream gimmicks

We all knew it, but it's sad to see it play out so obtusely here
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>>127718097
Jendenise

She mostly streams Bloodborne and Dark Souls 2

Currently fucking Witwix
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is that Ryan Dunn in the front row
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why the fuck does f.am get autocorrected to senpai
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Someone please tell me who this cute as HELL boy in the front row is that's been tormenting me this whole time
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trihex is extremely narcissistic

I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.

As long as trihex is a main caster only nerds will watch. TMR has a lot more mainstream appeal than trihex/ anyone. I can't stand trihex at all, when he first started doing streams (yoshi's island) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these charity events. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
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>>127719252
You haven't see Me yet
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>>127719238
>speedrunner anything
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WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
NARCISSA
AT
THIS
EVENT
??
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So how long until a REAL speedrun starts ?
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Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet.

Seriously. The runs have been good, the commentary has been there, no major drama/cringe moments, very few technical issues, Twitch chat is its usual cancer, IRC chat is running smoothly (shoutouts to Efreeti and the mods), everything has gone well and been entertaining.

Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.
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>>127719252
It really wasn't
I enjoyed Kaizo Mario 3 over that shit
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You know what would be a good text notification sound

A distant blueglass laugh
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>>127719147
DsS got waves?
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Salination Levels: Critical
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>>127719326
he ded yo
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>>127719259
Some people are better at different things, if one team was more adept at the challenges provided in it than the other, there will be a massive difference in results.
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>>127719330
idk desu baka senpai
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>>127719252
Same, like I really don't like Mario Memer or anything, but to see Trihex being castrated live again it's just glorious.
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>>127719331
OrionTV
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>>127719369
nigga are we even in the same multiverse right now
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>>127719330
a whole new level of new
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>>127719330
how new can you be senpai?
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>>127719330
to stop you being a nigger
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>>127719156
hi Lain
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>>127719330
because you're a pathetic individual if you still think thats funny to say, familiar
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>>127719369
>very few technical issues,
Other than the bit during the Metroid Prime run where the stream went down for ten minutes
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>>127719342
>narcissistic
More like Narcissas dick amirite
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Yo is Noir a 4channer?

My speedrunning experience is basically just watching AGDQ, but I tuned into his stream one time and he was talking about how he wanted to fuck dragons. Then he started talking about his ADHD and love of weed.

Combine that with his weird-looking face and I'm like 90% sure he browses this website

Does he?
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POST CUTE GDQ GIRLS
REAL ONES ONLY
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dat r-type music
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>>127719363
You mean Cosmo
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>>127719330
hotnew
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>>127719369

Is this sarcasm?
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>>127719330
Niggers aren't allowed in this website Senpai
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>>127719369
>Calling it now: AGDQ 2016 best GDQ yet
what did you mean by this?
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>>127719326
If theres anyone that knows speed its Ryan Dunn
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>>127719538
Yes he complained that a post on srg got deleted
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>>127719331
me
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>>127718649
go admire yourself in the mirror while you jack off, faggot
keep telling yourself it's not gay, if it's your own body
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Is this the biggest the gdq audience/stream viewer base has ever been?
And it's not even speedruns? Is the doggy dead?
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>Hope this becomes a staple

Fuck RIGHT OFF
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>>127719369
Get back to reddit faggot
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>>127719321
thanks, just found her when people mentioned his gf was in the pic. doesnt look as good as i thought
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>>127719538
>love of weed

dropped
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>>127719238
Not sure about that, unless the guys I know of had picked up speedrunning
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>>127719369
>Definitely the best since I've started watching at AGDQ '13.

great punchline, wrapped that pasta up tight
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>>127717235
i miss noobest
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>>127719331
if you mean the one on the right, thats a grill

>>127719330
to stop people from being normies, now back to facebook
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>>127719369
best gdq since AGDQ 2014 desu
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>>127719369
>no major drama/cringe moments
>Best AGDQ

You my friend are watching this for the wrong reason.
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>>127717887
Are you for real

This is the same retard that shills fucking fakku of all things, he's the most surface level of weebs, totally fucking shallow and just puts up a front so he can more easily sell out

motherfucker probably only watched like 3 anime series in his life
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>>127719330
baka senpai
>>
Why are there so many fags in the speedrunning community?
Is it just a hobby that attracts gays or does it actually turn you?
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>>127719538

woah no way dude
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>>127719631
>he doesnt smoke some from time time

nice fedora breh
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>>127719582
Go back to your bernie subreddit, cuck
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>>127719667
That's a very new thing to say.
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>>127719597
friday is going to be the best day in speedrunning history
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>>127719720
desperate need for companionship + lack of girls on the internet = ???
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>>127719434
>>127719470
>>127719476
>>127719483
>>127719515
>>127719550
>>127719557
>
>>
So out of all the done quick stuff, what would you says was your favourite bad moment / worst person doing something?
First I was going to say Chibi but I think I hate Knitting girl even more
>constantly knitting
>her boyfriend does a run
>she never says anything
>runnerguys Zelda run
>she suddenly goes: "you might have been noticing I was knitting the whole time."
>fuck me, she was knitting for hours in the hope someone comes and asks her "hey, why are you knitting?" but nobody gave a fuck so now she needs to speak up during someone elses run
>starts about how her grandmother taught her and died of cancer (probably due to exposure to her)
>runnerguy can't say shit because crying cancer girl, can't explain his tricks or anything until she is done with her shit.
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>>127719342
He's way, way more humble than 90% of twitch people. You don't get banned in his chat if you say something negative, which is a fucking rarity on twitch.

Plus he isn't autistic about people using TriHard in a racist way, which makes him chill in my book.
>>
how the fuck someone calls this the best agdq since 2013

fucking newboys who only watched youtube videos from past gdqs
>>
>>127719720
IT's like prison - lack of ladys turning the biggest betas bottom
>>
>>127719720
...You're not gay?
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>>127719802
I too enjoy a little tickle on my pickle.
>>
its still mario maker and theres still 2 consoles why the fuck is there setup time? to make excuses for commercials and donation reading?
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>>127719098
Do you mean Dram, TMR, and Mitch have worse personalities?

I could see that about TMR since he gets salty and blows up too easily, but Dram's streams are always >comfy and I think he would have more mainstream appeal if he fell for the facecam/donation alter/sub circlejerk memes (I'm glad he doesn't)
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Who is this semen demon?
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when is the marriage proposal
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>several hours of mario runs by ersatz Drams

W H Y
H
Y
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ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ ˢᵒᶰ
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>>127719764
keep it up
>>
>>127719720
Being a NEET will make anyone gay.
>>
HOW LONG UNTIL AN ACTUAL SPEEDRUN?
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>>127719840

>I was going to say Chibi

Chibi our boy tho
>>
>>127719796
There being no more bonus stream afterwards literally means no AGDQ will ever be as good as they were in the past.
>>
>>127719764
Do you regularily take showers with a bunch of other well-built naked men?
>>
>>127719840
Knitting girl is definitely the worst but Chibi is a close second
>>
Somebody post the cuck sagan pasta
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>>127719840
is knitchan dead yet
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>>127719919
it's not all bad
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>>127719840
I want to fall myself off a cliff just thinking about that, holy fuck senpai.
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oh dear
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>MORE mario maker
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>SUPER KAIZO MAKER
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How is this a speedgame?
>>
>>127719840
What did Chibi do?
>>
>>127720051
it was only 22 minutes
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>>127720051
it was still 30 minutes under estimate just shut the fuck up
>>
>>127720182
post on /v/
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>>127719840
The worst part was how she asked him to pause the run and then briefly acted offended when he didn't

based Runnerguy, I don't even care if he never streams anymore, him continuing to play through her sob story was pure
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GDQ right now
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>Sagan and Panga
How are these fair teams?
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>>127719759

>his body isn't a temple

fuck off reddit
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>>127720182

Chibi did nothing wrong
Caveman was just a dick
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Is Panga even a runner?
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>kaizo level
>kaizoesque
STAHP
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>>127719840
knit-chan was cute though :3

Another cringe moment is that jewish guy during WW with cosmo. The following hugbox when cosmo went to his twitch chat to cry about him talking over his 5 hour run. Also when YSG ran ecco the dolphin. Had to open the debug menu to cheat himself to the last level and after a bunch of attempts his run just go cut off so he kind of explained what would happen if he got to the end.
>>
I LOVE MEMES

I WANT THEM ALL OVER MEEEEEEEE(me)
>>
>>127720256
looking back that was probably the most based thing anyone has done at a GDQ. most runners would be too beta to ignore the cunt
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>>127720318
>a temple
>aka open to everyone

?
>>
S H I T
H
I
T
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>>127719628
She's alright, the main draw is that she curses like a fucking sailor and she probably fucks like a feral cat
>>
TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND SHOOT HIM
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>>127720321

Yeah chibi is totally innocent with his awful attempt at being funny and those weird and awkward jumping jacks.

Totally innocent.
>>
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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who be these 3D glasses?
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>>127719919
Debian is dead
>>
>shit
this is a christian stream.
>>
Seeing cuck sagan is the biggest motivation to eat healthy and live a long life so you may one day take a piss on his grave
>>
>shit
BANNED
>>
>shit
>>
>>127720256
anyone got a webm?
>>
perfect time to fap
>>
>>127720459

Exactly
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>>127719840
amen
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>>127720051

>people are enjoying something
>but it's different than it used to be
>this upsets me

Literal and unironic autism.
>>
>>127720395
(you)
>>
>>127720375
>It's okay because she's cute

Fuck right off faggot
>>
>>127718515
Wtf that happened? Glad to know these fucks aren't going to get laid so they won't pass on their genes.
>>
trihard getting absolutely fucking buttblasted
>>
>>127720492
best I can do is the vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
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>speedrunning user created content

official new low for AGDQ
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>>127720375
>that jewish guy
>>
>FINALLY this mario memer shit ends, now time for a real speedrun
>it's mario fucking memer again
I'm out
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>>127720617
kek
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>>127720462
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>>127720182
sat himself on the couch a couple of runs earlier uninvited and just grabbed a mic to give the horrible generic unfunny twitch meme comments.
>X confirmed for Y
>X Hype!
>trying to force "funny" stuff with game characters.
Caveman was just stonewalling him and became beloved / the thread exploded when caveman went: "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"
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>>127720672
>>
>>127719840
>bad moment
"we're /srg/" during the Psychonauts run
>>
>>127720757
>de monkey
>>
>>127720605

>implying low tier nerd girls who're chinless or tubby beyond repair don't fuck 'till they get a kid

You've never hung out with real losers, anon.
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>>127720757
Skybilz is cute! Cute!
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>>127720757
>>
>>127720617
>the look on runnerguy's face while she tells the story
>his annoyed clapping when she's finished

what ever became of her, anyway?
>>
>>127720757
stephen fucking king
>>
>>127720757
3 1 2
>>
Panga is top tier
>>
>>127720757
>Fat Ginger, Fat Jew, Fat Crackwhore
I'm seeing a recurring theme here.
>>
Cool they "speedrunning" QTEs now... cool
>>
>>127720891
lmao

no one told you?
>>
>>127720757
>fat girl in problem glasses
Is she the one in charge of banning runners?
>>
>1/10th of 3 hours
>18 minutes
>Est: 00:30:00
:^)
>>
>>127720757
noir's cuter than all of them
>>
>>127720897
kek
>>
>>127720757
>tfw Skybilz will never know who you are

too bad about her getting blacked though
>>
>>127720953

is she cosmo now senpai
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>>127720971
>estimate
>new
>you
>>
>>127719662
fucking word, man. word. wording this post so fucking hard right now.
>>
>>127720891
she works for gdq now nigga
>>
Is it funny yet?
>>
>>127719720
because
>>127720975
>>
this literal who on the couch needs to stop talking
>>
>>127720757
>Still no Edobean
>>
>>127720971
metric hours
>>
Where is Narci /srg/?
>>
Reminder that the nutso long setup times serve solely to extend the marathon so Utama can ear more of those sweet, sweet cancerbux.
>>
What does this mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
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>>127721093
Christ, no wonder Runnerguy can't do any more runs there
>>
>>127721175
oy vey
>>
where my boy cosmo at?
>>
>Race
>Panga playing his own levels

Really though, what is this shit?
>>
>>127721263
Cosmo is dead.
>>
This run is insane
>>
>tfw no more AdamAK
>tfw he was the coziest runner of all time
>singing to the radio.
>>
>>127721156
C o s m o. Say it with me, Cosmo.
>>
straight up dunked on them nerds
>>
>>127721263
>Coming up: Lagoon
>begining of Awful Games Done Quick
>lagoon

is this some goon shit? I'd be okay with some goon shit.
>>
DUNKED
>>
>choking hard
>haha this is all for fun this is great
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>>127721263
he's having an existential crisis
>>
um narci hello?
>>
>>127721287
Panga jacking himself off for 3 hours
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>>127721263
>boy
>cosmo

do you really not know or do you just want us to shitpost a bit?
>>
>>127720617
thank you anon. I forgot how different this used to be run
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>>127721339
why doesn't adam come anymore? his runs literally carried entire days of runs at a time
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>>127721207
wha...
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Can someone tell this guy to stop YATTAing?
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>>127721470
But it's 2003!
>>
>rng manipulation
Can you stop?
>>
>>127721263
DEADNAMNG
>>
>>127721425
shit post it up in here senpai
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>>127721425
>>127721387
>>127721320
>>127721381
I havent watched an agdq event since 2012, was he banned from the event?
>>
>>127721456
he grew up. he's got a fucking phd and can't waste his time on such childish, degenerate activities such as speedrunning
>>
>>127721470
The irony in this post is overwhelming
>>
>>127719679
yeah i agree with the fakku shit though

lowest tier porn site since it removed downloads, even doujinmoe has downloads for its free stuff; hitomi is the shit right now
>>
my mind wonders...
>>
>>127721470
But he did it.
>>
>>127721381
>didn't mean to quote whoops
>>
>>127721387
Mai Brain Two Wanda?
>>
>>127721556
The rules, The Ruules
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>>127721517
to be fair, it was an okay joke the first time
>>
>>127721535
>was he banned from the event?
he stopped speedrunning a while ago

no reason for him to go
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this segment would actually be pretty cool if it wasn't a stupid ass esports race
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>>127721339
He's tired of SJW shit. He tweeted how it was bullshit last year when they kicked out whats his name for saying "suicide" alot and AGDQ blocked him on twitter.
>>
>>127721470
Someone needs to tell him to YAMERO! desu.
>>
>>127721547
does he really have a phd? what in?
>>
>>127721535

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities/comments/3reqfd/former_speedrunner_cosmo_wright_now_narcissa/
>>
>>127721648

aw fug, wasnt he the blind zelda runner? he was based
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0&t=1m50s

Reminder
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>>127721648
lame as fug, he was my favorite speedrunner
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>>127721693

economics
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>>127721535
Cosmo is dead.

There is only Narcissa now.
>>
How the fuck is this race fair again?
>>
>poo just stops talking
I'm ok with this.
>>
>>127721693
I believe he was an Economics major so probably that
>>
>>127721725
That's Runnerguy and he still streams sometimes.
>>
>>127721772
It's not.
>>
>>127721693

Economics. Last time I watched he said he had his Masters, but was writing his Ph.D dissertation.
>>
Estimates on how long until Cosmo ends it all?
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>>127721547
thanks Goose
>>
mitch has been getting oblitarated for more than an hour already s m h
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>>127721778
that will never happen
>>
>>127721815

oh must have replied to wrong person, ty anyway
>>
/v/
leave
/srg/
>>
>>127721765
>Social Justice: Not even once
>>
>>127721704
>>127721765
lol wtf
>>
Narcissa Wright @narcissawright 10h10 hours ago Portland, OR
cold, sad, confused
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>>127721704
>reddit
>speedruncelebrities
y
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>>127721704

>Trannyism is definitly the most fucked up mental illness.

>This guy just needs a good psychiatrist and stop pretending being an attack helicopter.
>>
>>127720605
Hello Newfag Redditor
>>
>>127721535
>>127721381
goddammit i was asking an actual question and i didn't realize i quoted
>>
>>127721805
>>127721762
>>127721828
>yfw he figured out the entire PCF cartel
>>
https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/684926716108779520
>>
>>127721765
Why didn't he save the money he spent on hormone therapy since he looked like a girl already and got his teeth fixed intead?
>>
how are we still doing this? god have mercy.
>>
>>127721974
MY SIDES
>>
>>127721974
the johns are real
>>
who was the speedrunner who broke cosmos OoT any WR run?

It was really soon after he set it, and it broke him forever?
>>
>>127721946
that thread was pretty based for reddit
>>
>>127721974
>interview after this
o boi
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>>127721974
that dolla chasing making him soft
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>>127721946
that actually made me laugh
>>
>>127721387
my mind wandas WinWaker KappaRoss
>>
How many weeks until we get to read that cosmo has killed himself? Also what route will he take? Bridge?
>>
>>127722165
I want carl's hoodie, that is fucking baller.
>>
>>127722107
skater, he absolutely obliterated it too

no commentary video, no tears, just a run like any other and onto the next bong hit

a god among boys
>>
>>127721974
>didn't finish a single level
>didn't hit a single checkpoint

B-B-BUT HE WAS SO CLOSE
>>
>>127721978
that sounds like an intelligent decision so nah
>>
>>127722113
Well it's called speedruncelebrities so it's probably like 90% /srg/ users
>>
>>127722214

bleach
>>
>>127721765
>>127721946
chris chan did the same thing, like what the heckie

is going trans because you're a fuck up as your birth gender a real thing?

as a guy his hair's pretty cute ngl, he just needs to fix his teeth and get a chin implant and he'd be cute
>>
>>127720605
>wanting to fuck a gross landwhale instead of a cute lithe speedboi
Are you fucking retarded?
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fuck you twitch shitters
>>
So how badly did Trihex embarrass himself?
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>>127722165
>pcf beanies
Cuck Sagan confirmed for Jewyama's successor
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new semen demons have arrived
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>>127722297
more like because you're desperate for positive attention and companionship
that's what happens when you spend your whole life alone playing fucking video games over and over
>>
>>127721974
i bet he's giving some noogies to those nerds that made those levels he choked on. it's their fault.
>>
This is pretty boring, the race was somewhat exciting but this is shit.
>>
>>127722214
Wrong warp, but which one he chooses is unknown
>>
So has Cosmo changed his voice since he became a girl?
>>
no offense but after being on 4chan for god knows how many fucking years, I have never seen a single board / community get so fucking thirsty over 4/10's.
>>
>>127722214
where does he live? a good jumping bridge can be hard to find in some parts of the country

my bet is ibuprofen overdose
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>>127722404
Problem, officer?
>>
>>127722439
>>127721207
>>
I have a dream that one day there'll be a marathon where they know how to properly use a timer.
>>
>>127721765
Maybe it's because I just don't care, but I can't take this seriously. This guy has always been a massive poofter.

Estrofem is given out like candy since therapeutic practices on the issue were relaxed (thanks to the efforts of sjw's, these inevitable suicides are on your hands).

This is probably a hobby for some people, take titty skittles for shits and giggles.
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>>127722404
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>>127722324
I would marry KevinDDR's cute friend.
>>
>>127722439
you tell me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>
did trihex really do this?
http://pastebin.com/6YufPddW
>>
>this'd be a good time to read donations actually

read a bitch to filth goddamn
>>
>>127722439
No he still sounds like a dude
>>
>>127722236
i cant find that run though, do you have a link?

I see 18:03 breaking it, but that was in march of 15, and i thought it was earlier than that
>>
YET TAH
>>
Doesn't anyone here legitimately feel bad for Cosmo, though?

Speedrunning existed long before he got into it, but he really did build it up to the point where many of us started watching it and enjoying it. It just got out of his hands. It became bigger than he ever imagined

Picture this: right now, there are over 200,000 people enjoying an annual event that he was a key player in putting together. They're laughing, having a good time, making $1,000,000 for cancer research. And where is he? According to his Twitter, he's sad, cold, and confused. He's depressed. The love of his life cheated on him and he's left in a gender identity crisis.

The world moved on, the world left him behind, and he's left alone to pick up the pieces.

Sorry, I meant she
>>
>>127721928
all the feelings are arbitrary
>>
>>127722624
EH REH
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>>127722532
>titty skittles for shits and giggles
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>>127722627
not my problem
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i miss good memes
>>
>>127722559
pretty sure he's gay.
What's kevinDDR up to anyway? I know he lost GM shortly after getting it (lel), but what happened to TGM4? there was a location test, and I went, and it was great, but i've heard literally nothing, and they got my email and said they'd be sending out info, but haven't.
>>
>>127722576
Where's the pastebin of the cat fishing story?
>>
>>127722297
100% all trannies go tran because they failed to get any pussy, everyone knows that. cosmo no exception, never got any pussy in his whole life
>>
>>127722576
I wouldn't doubt it, nigga is just now figuring out he's faggy as fuck.
>>
>>127722327
is that fucker crying? lol, just lol at this community.
>>
>the creator of nearly all the levels himself
>Sagan the godgamer

The other team didn't stand a chance.
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>>127722627
>cancer research

love this meme
>>
>>127722627
i laugh at the absurdity of it all. yeah i know it's edgy as fuck but that's just how it is
>>
i wonder if i can get my hands on some cheap T from the hormone clinic without getting my name in the papers
>>
>>127722560
That poor, poor man
>>
>>127722627
I was into TAS before RTS, didn't see the point in watching mere humans play.
>>
>Mercy killed
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>>127722724
It all collapsed again

Kevin's been improving again, though he's been playing a lot of pinball lately. His streams have been less fun since they went seriousmode no facecams though
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>>127721550
>fakku
>free stuff

Anon...
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>>127722787
>Sagan the godgamer

Alright, we're gonna need that pasta now.
>>
>>127722627
>Sorry, I meant she
kek
>>
>>127722627
So he really got chucked? I mean it was obvious from the get go. It more or less the same when you touch an open fire with bare hands, you should expect to get hurt.
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>>127722627
I dont even know who that fag is

I'm just here for speedruns
>>
>>127722807

love this cat
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>>127722885
I would desu
>>
>>127722627
You almost had me, but then
>cancer research
Nice try senpai.
>>
>>127722808
thising this
>>
woah it's based blechy
>>
>>127722885
Who is this demon?
>>
D R A M
R
A
M
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How cute they're letting the little man do the interview
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>>127722885
needs a "triggered"
>>
>>127722885
seriously now, put your hand over his mouth and nose

he's a qt boi, he just needs some work done
>>
>>127722627
Honestly, yeah. Seems like shit's gone real bad for him lately. I hope he finds peace somewhere.
>>
chibi matt damon
>>
>BASED blechy doing the interview
might actually watch
>>
This fucking dwarf again
>>
>midget
lmao
>>
Based midget.
YES
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>agdq 2015 had a higher donation total by now despite having less than half the viewers
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>>127722880
Adrian had far better people to do than mopeymeth
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>>127723020
do not TRUST the dwarf
>>
>>127723010
This
If you just block out his face, hair and jaw, he's pretty attractive
>>
Jesus fucking christ Dram is attractive.
>>
mario maker esports when?
>>
Insanely
Amazing
Event
>>
what fucking jungle tunic is trihex wearing
>>
>>127723020
i have a muscle fetish and for some reason dwarves fucking do it for me
>shoulders so goddamn wide that it makes it complicated for him to reach his cock

that's what i'm fuckin here for man
>>
>>127722627
I feel bad for his confusion and feel pissed at people who enable his confusion on twitter.
I legitimately enjoyed his commentary before he lost his mind completely.

>cancer research
>>
FUCKING MANLETS
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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Perfectly chiseled bod desu
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>>127723187
Hey now, it's the brave little toaster. You leave him out of this.
>>
Is narcissa going to run anything at this event? I want WinWaker
>>
>>127723010
so it's the eyes and hair that you find attractive?
>>
>>127723083
I would destroy those thighs desu!
>>
>>127723083
would so hard desu senpai
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>>127722885
Needs major work.
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>>127723252
FUARK
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>>127723252
let the muscleboy sub for the dwarf
>>
>>127723339
It's uncanny
>>
>>127723260
What's going to happen to WinWaker though
>>
>>127723194
>shoulders so goddamn wide that it makes it complicated for him to reach his cock
wait, is that a real thing that midgets have to deal with?
>>
>>127722627
He killed it himself. He was a shit runner in a fucking dead as shit niche hobby. Once cosmo/sig exploded and AGDQ became huge speed gaming blew up and the real supreme autists showed up and just stomped out all of the oldbois. He could've stuck to it as a sort of mouth piece/manager position with maintaining websites or some shit but he kept trying to get records when he was out classed.
>>
Everyone on the interview is laughing at Trihex on the inside, that's the best part.
>>
>>127722576
Chicks hot, and willing to fly out to meet people

Would edate then abandon
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>>127723125
>drams receding hairline is blatantly obvious despite otherwise having really handsome features
>i have nothing to save me when mine gets that bad
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>>127723252
@_@
>>
How many (You)s do I need to get per thread on average to be considered an elite shitposter?
>>
What's Dram's workout routine?

The man never boasts and yet he still speedruns and looks better than Trihex
>>
Cosmo was for a couple years the face of speedrunning.
He and Sig were the first ones to get 5k+ viewers constantly in twitch, but Sig's chat was always a clusterfuck and he was always a drama queen while Cosmo was actually running speedrunslive e making projects to expand speedrunning.

It's really sad that he lost his mind.
>>
>>127723260
Oh god, I can only imagine the TRIGGERING that will ensue when the whole chat (and you KNOW those cancerous shits will) spams WinWaker.
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>>127723339
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>>127723003
>>
midget alton brown
>>
>>127723406
SCREAMER
>>
>>127723339
Post of the year
>>
How come twitch still have the WinWaker emote?
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>>127723010
>seriously now, put your hand over his mouth and nose
so just block half his face and he's qt?
>>
>>127723374
it's up to cosmo if he wants it removed. Remember BrainSlug? It's now BwanaSlug and you have to sub to Bwana to get it, cause he got pissy about the bignig jokes.

Cosmo will probably make winwaker a special emote for his channel and they'll replace winwaker with something else globally.
>>
>>127723409
25%
>>
>>127723528
>mfw deademoting becomes a thing SJWs care about
>>
>>127723406
DOUBLE SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>
>>127723375
i knew a dwarf in high school/community college who had that problem

source: i banged him
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>>127723339
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another statistic for the 40%

the ride never ends
>>
>>127723425
Dram shouldn't even be a speedrunner, he looks god, he is skilled and is hardly autistic.
>>
>>127723252
BY THE GODS
>>
Can we talk about based sig now
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>>127723339
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I missed the SMM run

How was it?

Any good memes?
>>
>>127723406
*** EPILEPSY WARNIING ***
>>
>>127723613
What the actual fuck is this degenerate trying to convey now?
>>
>>127723398
greedy whore got fucked
>>
>>127723613
>>127723681
This is speedrunning.
>>
>>127723374
>>127723449
yes hilarious memes guys but i'm curious about actually talking about video games. is that speedrunner going to be at the event since they had some of the best runs in the past.
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>>127723406
>>127723489
>>
>>127723681
i have no idea she/they/it/her/him gets extremely mad if you try tweeting them
>>
>>127723651
good enough, worth recapping on youtube
>>
>>127723565
Lmao I remember the day BigNig got removed. Wouldn't make sense for "narci" to make WinWaker a sub emote though.
>>
>>127723613
and they call us bigots
>>
Why is blechy so fuckin based? I love all his interviews and all his commentaries.
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>>127723651
You didn't miss it, we've been stuck in Super Mario Maker limbo for ten hours
>>
>>127723651
It was enjoyable.
>>
>>127723406
TRIGGER WARNING
>>
Anyone knows what Blechy does for a living?

Apart from Game of Thrones
>>
The fuck was Trihex laughing about?
>>
>>127723406
An accurate representation of nightmares. Well done senpai.
>>
>this interview
>>
>>127723838
fag
>>
>>127723820
RIP BigNig, I miss you with all my heart.
>>
this midget is pretty good at this interviewing thing
>>
>>127723898
Probably the little joke sitting in front of him.
>>
>>127723898
He was thinking about Blechy's cock
>>
>>127723896
he's pretty big in the midget porn scene afaik
>>
>>127723565
It didn't change much really; whenever you adventure outside of the speedrunning bubble, you see TriHard used in the same context BrainSlug used to be used. I think some Hearthstone streamer actually uses a modified form of it as a sub emote, even.
>>
>>127723843
Oh shit I misread that as SMW
>>
>>127723924
>Trihex watches while Panga gets his cock choked on
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Dram just stared at srg
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>>127723963
his name is matt damon
>>
>trannies have the highest suicide stats of any group, comparable to jews in nazi germany
>this stat does not go down after sex change 'treatments'
And here we are, encouraging a mental illness and avoiding looking into actual treatments
Anyone encouraging trannyshit is a heartless person
>>
>cuck sagan was behind this
:^)
>>
Okay guys give me the verdict: who is the most based speedrunner currently in the scene?
>>
Can we start a donation incentive to get the dwarf to get up on the interview table and dance a nice little irish jig?
It would literally save speedrunning.
>>
Honestly, how do you become a speedrunning manlet, without thinking about your dad judging you?

"IS THAT HOW I RAISED YOU!?"
>>
So what's the difference between transphobia and transmisogyny?
>>
>>127724106
liquidxsquid
>>
Holy shit, it can talk
>>
>>127724073
that is cool and all, but less us know when you speedrun.
>>
>>127723924
they fucked
>>
>>127723997
reck7
>>127723924
this is based
>>
>>127723997
Reckful has a modified TriHard
>>
>>127723489
good shit good shit
>>
>>127724123
pretty easy since my dad is dead
>>
>>127724106
dram
>>
>>127724106
TheKotti desu senpai
>>
>>127723997
Why hasn't Trihex sued or asked for some of the money?
>>
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where is he?
>>
>>127724106
cosmo
>>
>>127724156
I'm speedrunning agdq
Manipulating RNG right now
>>
>these fucking camera goblins are still there
>>
>/pol/ faggots wont stop obsessing about WinWaker
>>
Can we agree that Coolkid is objectively the best speedhusbando?
>>
When are they going to give Blechy like $10k for all he does?

He's the best part of these events by far
>>
>>127724106
Carcinogen
>>
>>127724106
Sig

He was on top of the world, had *literally* 35,000 viewers for some of his WR-tier runs, and then decides to shit all over them by running four minutes of ads to make a ton of money before retiring from speedrunning

juked the fuck out of the whole scene. he didn't even make an appearance at AGDQ for old time's sake
>>
>still both SMW runs and YI before I can take a break
Fuck
>>
damn cronikeys is fucking LOSING IT rn
>>
>>127724106
cirno
>>
>>127724106
Dram desu
>>
>>127723651
trihex exposed yet again
>>
>>127724106
DsS
>>
>>127722885
cosmo always has the worst fucking haircuts ever

JUST
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>>127724301
he manages to be knowledgeable on games without being autistic. quite rare
>>
Werster is live
How salty is he right now?
>>
>>127724268
just wait until they figure out how to do the cheeky screen shit again.
>>
>hey lets all go to an event and sit on our phones!

i hate this meme
>>
so what girl is cheating on who with whom this year?
>>
Tfw cronikeys is gonna kill herself ;_; . Pls no.
>>
>i've introduced speedrunning to my sons

LORD NO
>>
>>127724340
God... Sig could have become a legend. I subbed the day he got the button. Too bad his autism caused him to fall off the face of the earth for a couple years.
>>
>>127724463
Trihex with everyone
>>
>>127724359
No one cares, all trannies kill themselves
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>>127724402
>>
>>127724463
adrian cheating on cosmos broken soul
>>
How the fuck does it take them so long to unplug two Wii U's and plug in 4 Super Nintendos?
>>
>>127724106
iateyourpie
>>
>>127724297
sorry m8, he has a girlfriend
>>
>>127724106
i raelly like studio
>>
>>127724106
me
honest answer: coolkid
>>
Croni give me neck before you die thanks
>>
>>127723924
YOU JUST KNOW
>>
Greetings from germany
>>
>>127724519
It is sad I wanna say something, like "hey, we don't talk, but seek help please." but I just feel the help is wanted. It is a shame.
>>
>Here we go
>On..
>.
>Onions
>>
>>127723842
who's that chunky monkey standing up on the right

would plow
>>
>>127724297
Is he the european guy with the gunnars and the ELHR shirt

he was cool
>>
>>127724597
is he cosplaying as some chick?
>>
>>127724619
Sad thing is many of them are paid, announcer grill is getting over 100k if I recall.
>>
>>127724106
Naegleria
>>
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desu, I think Blechy is the only REAL speedrunner left. everyone else are either attentionwhores or mentally disturbed.
>>
>>127724597
I would destroy her pussy so fucking hard.
>>
>>127724546
He literally had his entire life made for him but fucked it all away. Probably to play runescape and smoke some weed or something. Could've easily been one of the top twitch streamers with what he had.
>>
>>127724759
LOOK AT THAT PHONE GO
THE MAN IS A MASTER
>>
>>127724759
just
>>
>>127724619
an extremely long time because these retards have separate TVs they use because MUH CRT I GOTTA HAVE PERFECT LATENCY EVEN 1 MS OVER WHAT IM USED TO WILL MEAN I CAN'T DO MY QUINTUPLE FRAME PERFECT SUBPIEL JUMPS :^)))))))
>>
>>127724759
oh my god
>>
>>127724751
isn't*
>>
>>127724135
wording this post
>>
>>127724519
so what? it's one less dumb bitch in the world who cares

nobody cares

nobody matters

go run your faggy old kid's game really fast
>>
>>127724106
CavemanDCJ
>>
>>127724819
Why are midgets so level-headed?
>>
>>127724408
He's the best commentator on games he commentates on, he has notes prepared if he's interviewing someone (or at least makes it looks like he has notes on his ipad while he thinks up something to ask)

He speaks perfectly clearly. He doesn't try and take away from runners spotlight.

If I ran a game, I'd want him on my couch even if he knew nothing about the game, because he'd probably ask a bunch of questions worthwhile
>>
>>127724819
Does he run anything besides some meme two player goofy game though?
>>
>>127724917
Fuck off you edgy faggot
>>
>>127724934
lower center of gravity
>>
>arbitrary code execution speedrun race

lmao

LMAO
>>
Shut the fuck up about some tranny crying about killing himself, it's literally how they all go. Not relevant.
>>
>>127721362
is cosmo turned girl at agdq?
>>
>>127722727
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV

ya'll ready for
carl" http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV "sagan
>>
>"0 exit run"
>they have to hit exits in several levels

Uh.
Wouldn't that make it, you know.
A NOT FUCKING 0 EXIT RUN?
>>
>>127724819
he's one of the few people that actually seem like they have a normal life outside of videogames
>>127724934
yearly orgies.
no joke, midgetcons are filthy
>>127725003
he might not run them but he knows a ridiculous amount of games
>>
>>127724759
kek
I do that shit too
>>
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If Croni kills xirself like Rachel did, do you think we'll get blamed again?
>>
>>127725016
Get the fuck out of this thread you pathetic whiteknight faggot, fucking scum, kill yourself for being such a triggered whiteknight and never post here again.
>>
>>127724106
adrianvg
>>
Dram's voice is oddly soothing, he makes a pretty good commentator
>>
>>127725205
croni is literally our boi
>>
So how many speedrunners have the tranny disease?
>>
>>127725205
>Rachel

who?
>>
>>127725245
Dram is the quieter one?
>>
>>127725205
I'd be sad if she killed herself desu.
>>
Why is Mario a nigger?
>>
>>127725354
i bet you don't even overclock your headphones
>>
>>127725354
the tranny /EMUGEN/ bullied to death
>>
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>>127725338
>>
>>127725338
T R I G G E R E D
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>>127725205
that was on emugen not us
this time it will be though
>>127725354
>inb4 killed
here ya go fgt
>>
>>127725354
go back to /v/ if you can't learn the lore
>>
>>127725343
All of them will eventually get it. There are only 3 paths from speedrunning:

>Quitting and getting your life back on track
>Quitting but staying a part of the community
>Quitting and becoming a tranny before killing yourself
>>
>>127725398
yeah, he's been doing most of the talking for this run
>>
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>>127725338
You. I like you. Keep posting posts like this.
>>
Croni is a tranny. He doesn't speedrun. He is not relevant.
>>
How the FUCK do you figure something this obscure and specific out?
Like what the fuck is the actual procedure used for figuring this out?
>>
>>127725209
Fuck you, you piece of shit. Are you actually this much of a fucking asshole in real life, because if you are you'll never have a girlfriend. But you're too ugly to get one anyway, maybe that's why you're so mean.
>>
>>127725205
no cus it doesn't matter she's just another dumb pop culture loving good looking girl who has depression and nobody will care except her family a year down the road .
>>
fucking no one is gonna get this shit

>>127725354
emugen bullied a tranny to death
it was kinda fucked actaully
>>
can anyone tell me if cosmo turned girl is at agdq
>>
>>127725205
Croni looks like a goddess when next to nerscylla
>>
Why is this shit called 0 Exits when they finished 2 levels
>>
>>127725498
>japan is more accepting of trans
Well meme'd
>>
>>127725593

Probably someone looking at the source code for any kind of way they could do a warping exploit.
>>
>>127725593
TAS is always the answer.
>>
>>127725343
trannyism is a first world problem that primarily affects people with far too much time on their hands

so of course speedrunners are susceptible to it
>>
Is Carl "Shucks, I'm a Cuck" Sagan the most based speedrunner of the 21st century?
>>
why isn't golden running smw? he did in previous years~
>>
>>127725635
She's not at AGDQ, but I can confirm she is a girl. I plowed her boipuss last night and it felt amazing.
>>
>>127725137
Should be called any% desu
>>
>>127725680
>source code
>for a nintendo game

they wish they had the source code.
>>
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>>127725205
>trannies
>thinking
It's not their best suit, is it?
>>
>>127725593
debugging / reverse engineering the game
>>
>>127725593
TAS autists discover it
>>
>>127725736
thank
>>
>>127725662
this wtf
>>
>>127725664
She/he/zhe/xhe/zy/it probably saw some futa hentai and thought Japan was a LGBT paradise.
>>
>>127725682
You don't hear about it from 3rd world countries because if you told anybody you were trans you'd be killed in one of a billion horrific ways.
>>
>>127725615
lmao, literally nothing in this post is correct
>>
>>127725680
if only source code for games was so readily available
>>
>>127725696
here ya go
http://pastebin.com/qK1Y7wkV
>>
>>127725840
like the west 20 years ago
>>
>>127725762
you are fucking retarded
>>
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>cheat code that teleports you to credits

this isn't speedgames, this isn't speedgames at all
>>
Any drama happen lately? I need my juicy drama fill from GDQ.
>>
>>127725662
>>127725830
Because
All the categories are arbitrary
>>
>>127725927
>I'm retarded for knowing what source code is
>>
>>127725915
Didn't hear about it then either, did you

Ain't a first world problem, just a problem that only the first world talks about
>>
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>>127725934
Oldies but goldies
>>
>>127725876
hindsight sucks
>>
>STREAM DOWN
P A N I C
A
N
I
C
>>
twitch chat seems anguished, i guess the stream is down for everyone too

this is what happens when you make fun of trans girls
>>
>>127725927
>assembly / cpu opcodes are source code
newfriend pls
>>
>>127725934
yes it is

wrong warp exploits are the coolest shit ever

I bet you don't think reprogramming pokemon through menus is cool either.
>>
>>127722885
bad jawline due to mouth breathing. Should've listened to his parents when he was young.
>>
>>127725956
the nerds here didn't like what was easily the best moment of the show. the mario maker race
>>
>>127725498
This clarified literally nothing.
>>
>DSM5 = stupid
what did she mean by this?
>>
nice fucking stream
>>
Ever been so high you just have to sit there and try not to die?
>>
>>127725664
Isn't japan one of the most conservative countries in the world in spite of all the otaku degeneracy?
If that shit didn't export like crazy, Abe would've stomped it by now.
>>
>>127725662
I believe there's a way to do it without clearing the first level, I guess they forgot to change the name when they made that alternate route.
>ded stream
>>
>>127726000
>>127726046
b8ed by me
>>
>UN REPTIL
>>
>>127726093
do NOT make fun of dreamboat newfag
>>
>>127725498
literally every thirsty gayposter
>>
>>127725598
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU TRIGGERED SJW WHITEKNIGHT FAGGOT, YOUR PATHETIC KIND IS NOT TOLERATED HERE.

OUT.
>>
>>127726093
please, dram is pure, he doesn't do drugs.
>>
cancer's cured. shows over.
>>
>>127726093
That explains why he always seems so relaxed in every situation
>>
whose dad is that
>>
>>127726042
>trans girls

Pick one
>>
>>127726102
>conservative countries in the world
it is. They even have a law which forbids uncensored porn.
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>>127726017
So how many suicides pre-1980/90 were caused by transgenderism do you think?

I'd hazard a guess that it's exactly the same as today
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>>127726202
That's some /r9k/ levels of REEEEE, right there.
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>your dad will never go to your speed gaming marathon to pretend to be interested

shiieeeet
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>>127726057
reprograms don't belong in speedgaming
playing games fast does
reprograms like this is like if a nascar driver drove across the field, like sure he beat everyone, but hes a fucking retard too
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>>127726225
reminder that this is what would happen if Trihex was running it

there's no hope for you my nigga.mp3
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>>127726321
Thank God, I'd never want to drag my parents into this abomination of a "hobby"
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>>127726202
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>>127724751
He's already seeing a psychiatrist, senpai.
>>
Migrating to Werster's stream
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>>127726269
I'd imagine it'd be slightly higher than today, simply because back then you had no choice but to bottle it up.
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I can't stand sagan talking. And I used to love watching yoshi runs, but I just cannot

Is Lagoon the good kind of shitty game?
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>>127726321
id rather him look me in the eyes and tell me he's not going to that fag convention for me
>>
okay hold on making a thread
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>>127726464

With PJ running it? Yes.
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>>127726339
memory manipulation via exploits to beat the game is speedgames

get over it

you might as well say only glitchless is true speedrunning
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Who are the best dad's in speedrunning?
1. cirno's dad
2. puncayshun's dad
3. that one guy's dad from agdq 2014
...
13401. Blueglass's dad for letting him out of his cage in the basement twice a year to let him loose during a big sperg fest
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>>127726339
It's more like if a Nascar racer finds a loophole in the rules and turns his car into a fighter jet
>interview
>>
How do you cope with the fact that there is literally not a single interesting run left in the marathon?
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>>127726339
Reprograms are like if a nascar driver rebuilt his car into a rocket during a race and won by 100 laps. It's awesome
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>>127726464
Well it's with PJ, so it'll at least be comfy.

The game itself is a bit of a slog, though.
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>>127726339
You have the beginnings of a good argument here. Come up with a suitable taxonomy that describes what game glitches should be allowed and what should not be allowed in your special snowflake idea of what a speedrun should be, then print out a copy and shove it up your ass.
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>>127724519
>Seeking attention is actual intent.
Won't happen.
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>>127726593
Nothing's changed since the start of the marathon then.
>>
how does spikevegeta get his curly hair?

Is he mixed, like 5% black?
>>
is awful game block objectively the comfiest segment
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>more interviews
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>>127726571
who's that one dad that did late night donation readings, the one with the radio voice
>>
>>127726694
Yeah, them italian genetics, man.
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>>127726593
Castlevania block is still coming up senpai
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>>127726694
jewfro?
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>>127726694
Jew
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>>127726464
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS CALLED A LONG SWORD BUT ACTUALLY THE HIT BOX IS RATHER SHORT
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS TEXT WAS NOT COMPLETELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT WHEN TRANSLATED FROM JAPANESE INTO ENGLISH
>HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH NEVER PLAY THIS GAME IT IS A POOR LIFE DECISION
>HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>127726571
i would say Cirno's dad
>>
10 minute interview for a run that took 5.
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>>127726694
50% pasta
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>>127726810
>>127726810
>>127726810

new
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>>127724751
Yeah, it's sad. It sounds like a problem that could be solved by checking into a mental hospital. Inpatient is scary, but I know a lot of people who have done it and come out much more able to cope with their problems.
>>
>>127726760
you mean this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
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>>127726805
daily reminder that you posted this once in your life
>>
>>127726805
Wow, you're angry at nothing.
>>
>>127726093
he's just shy :3
>>
..almost done making the new thread
>>
so before you kill yourself alan you have removed the bot correct?
>>
Another awkward interview for a 5 minute speedrun, what has happened to the GDQs?
>>
>>127726875
Think so

yeah
>>
>>127724561
apparently trihex has been cheating on a bunch of people since december, theres some pastebins out there about it
>>
>>127726824
cirno's streams would not be the same without cirDad
>>
>>127726571
>>127726824
Cirno's dad is a fucking god.
>>
>>127726978
The eSports and stream monster cancer.
>>
That guy literally glued pubes to his face
>>
>>127726824
>cutting off the nametag that says yonillo instead of vanilla
>>
>>127727003
more like greedy whores think they get the qt black muscleboi all to themselves
>>
>>127727031
he treats his dad like shit though too. He's just a huge asshole and his dad is the nicest most supportive guy. Cirno definitely takes him for granted.
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>>127726805
>>
>that fat gay dude leaning forward when he sees how big he looks on camera

i feel ya big guy
>>
>>127727167
I don't know, that just seems like sarcasm and crippling anxiety to me. It's pretty obvious that Cirno has some deep depression/loneliness issues, which just makes his dad even more based for understanding that.
>>
>>127727167
Nah mate you just don't get the banter.
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>>127726824
Now that's a Bern I can Feel.
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>>127726737
I still don't know what he was laughing at
>>
>>127726824
On one hand the man seems pretty cool, but on the other hand I don't think he should be encouraging his son to stay inside and play video games all day.
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>>127726824
Cirno's dad is too based.
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>>127728167
That's just fucking wrong
>>
>>127728167
Based levels reaching critical desu
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>>127728079
Blechy asked Panga about how he approached making the mario makers levels.

Panga accidently said something along the lines of "we tried to think as a player- as a blind player, what we would do in this scenario"

Trihex started to lose his shit.
>>
>>127728167
>Appreciating his son's taste in body pillow
>Clearly respects dat ass

He knows his boy will be ok
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>>127728114
If your parents weren't shit they wouldn't care what you were doing if you were making bank unless it was illegal
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>>127726824
>that time somebody asked cirno how often he masturbates and he said "0 to 3 times depending on if i find a sexy pic" or something and his dad came in and said "you did not just say that"
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>>127728114
He's encouraging his son to make money and pay rent instead of staying inside playing video games and not getting paid for it, or going out and making less money at a minimum wage job, likely the only kind cirno is qualified for.

Body pillows are a huge fucking waste of money though so cirno will probably end up broke when his fame ends.
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>>127728167
That's a pretty nice butt
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>>127728494
>instead of staying inside playing video games
>minimum wage job, likely the only kind cirno is qualified for
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. If his parents hadn't allowed him to do jack shit all day but play video games and masturbate to 2d porn maybe he could have spent that time making something out of his life like actually learning a trade or getting a nice degree or pursuing an actual career. I don't know how old he is exactly (and this applies to everyone that speedruns not just him) but when he's in his 30s and all he has to show in his resume is a decade of playing video games what is he gonna do for the rest of his life?
>>
>>127728925
That won't be a necessity if he manages his money well like most streamers, but
>buying body pillows
I don't think that will be the case. A few streamers have well over five hundred thousand USD sitting in their bank accounts nice and snug and tucked away for a rainy day when they eventually fade in to obscurity.
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>>127729230
I can guaran-fucking-tee you that Cirno does not have that kind of money in his bank account and even that kind of money is not enough to last anyone (living in a first world country) a life time, sooner or later he'll have to start working and all he'll be able to do is flip burgers and that's all because of his father.

Not to mention the whole encouraging him to buy body pillows and fap to 2d porn, that's all kinds of fucked up, any normal parent would be telling him to get a girlfriend and start his own family, he's not a kid any more.
>>
>>127728925
His dad runs his own business doing reconstruction work, when/if this dries up cirno will probably just slide into the family trade.
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>>127729969
>that second sentence
lel that's bait.

As for the first point, 500,000 is well enough to live off of for nearly 10 years in most first world countries, extremely comfortably at that. That's why I said squirreled away for a rainy day. If he manages his money well, he actually won't need to start working a proper job, that's the nice thing about having extra income that isn't necessary. You can invest, you can bank it to collect interest, and more.
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>>127730186
>I disagree but don't know why, must be bait
Yeah he can live for 10 years then what? He's not an investor, you said it yourself, all he's qualified for is a minimum wage job and blows his money on body pillows. Even if that was his life plan, the least his dad could do is tell him not to burn away his money on stupid expensive shit but instead he encourages it.
>>
>>127730426
it's bait because you're from /pol/ and trying to insinuate that your retarded backwards ass values apply the world over. I'm not gonna respond any further if you're just trying to start an argument, have a nice day fagmaster.
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>>127730538
>literally no argument
>>
>>127730186
>>127730426
>>127730538
>>127730675

see >>127729976
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>Explaining why my assumptions based on nothing are right and I will NOT let you talk me out of it

Anon...
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>>127730675
At this point I'm expecting his next post to consist entirely of "no u"s

>>127730752
That's not an end-all solution, what if his dad goes bankrupt or dies or whatever? What kind of parent teaches his son to depend entirely on him for the rest of his life?
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>>127731000
I think cirno already has a bunch of experience working the business. Either way, he could just spend his saved up money going to trade school if it was a necessity.

check'd
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