>Marathons
Collecting Donations At a Decent Pace is live now
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- streambiger.wordpress.com
pol pot
>>127688015
gonna have to slap a hot, sticky word on this
>cancer took two of my hands
Did I hear that right?
Hi
Breeder scum not welcome
>>127687424
secondary shit
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>6 posts early
Thanks /v/
good game when
OVER HIS FUCKING ESTIMATE
OVER HIS FUCKING ESTIMATE
OVER HIS FUCKING ESTIMATE
OVER HIS FUCKING ESTIMATE
OVER HIS FUCKING ESTIMATE
based cancer - helping solve the population problem
If you go over your estimate, you should be kicked out of the building.
Dear mods, there are too many posts in this thread. Please remove three.
>>127688118
>>127688179
Mario Maker race is later.
>>127688185
And he has an extra three or four minutes from switching the cart.
>tip to avoid cancer, avoid risky behavior
>Elin got deleted before making it to the archives
füg
I missed the entire NES block, did it have anything good?
>>127688283
>>127687424
>5 posts early
can someone post the porn video where one of the battletoads crushes the dark queen to death i cant find it
>>127688296
>mario maker
>good game
>>127688384
It had a 10 year old in bikini on cam
>>127688384
Only the greatest choke ever recorded in speedrunning.
>over estimate
BAN THIS SPIC
>>127688296
>Mario Maker
>a speedgame
>>127688439
>>127688308
Fucking disgusting fat shaming
>>127688446
>>127687724
Bunnys and Cats what is this ?
I can barely understand him
>>127688481
Which game was this?
>STILL BATTLETOADS AFTER HIS RUN
>>127688296
>Mario Maker
>With trihex and TMR (again!)
>Good
>STILL
>GOING
>ON
wtf
>move on
Who is the cutest speedboi
>>127688739
yeah, speak murrican and GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY!
wait what?
>>127688446
>Will never hotdog an Elin's ridiculous butt
Why live?
>>127688716
Google 'russian massage tutorial' on youtube
>>127688604
>greatest
>not latest
TMR a shit
>>127688818
TMR is the realest nigga
I'm gonna kill the niggers and spics!!!!!
Nice memes. His estimate didn't include the turbo tunnel blind.
>donky
>not run by gari
>donky 2
>not run by ref
how pointless
>>127688883
Waiting for VR is the only reason to live
>>127688818
>battletoads and chill stream
>$4 from our boi Witwix
Based af
>witwix donation
witwix trying to still be relevant after losing his WR
>>127688449
anyone?
>>127688931
>599 AMERICAN CHEESEBURGERS
Just buy a gf
>Super Mario Maker
>Custom Level Blind Race
anyone want to explain to me how this is speedrunning?
>loses record
>donates to remind people he's making fuckloads of twitch money
Is that insecurity I hear witty?
>>127688883
you definitely should kill yourself asap
looking anywhere BUT the camera
sent ;)
>LOOKING EVERYWHERE BUT THE CAMERA
Fold the shirt you fuck
>>127689048
Beat the levels fast as fuck, with maximal RNG.
https://twitter.com/zfg111/status/684840810026786816
>>127689049
what did he even run
>>127688296
>collective letsplayers
>trihex
>carl "mensrights" sagan42
>themexicanthatcantjumpoverwalls
Yeah it'll be a good speedrun xD :^)
Jesus this guy is a sperg.
>>127689086
>no eye contact
speedrunning the prize list
Cool shirt, but I'd have to boil it after the auts germs
kazio mario is a fucking shitty game. why do they fucking play it every gdq. kill me.
WHo is this fucking homolord
>>127689086
please no bully
Post famous TMR "quotes"
RISKY DANGEROUS
I
S
K
Y
D
A
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G
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R
O
U
S
>>127688308
>tfw when i smoke 3-5 cigars and cigarillos a day
whatever it's worth it
augh sick man, I am psyched for dankey kang
gonna order some italian beef and mozzarella sticks
>>127689048
It is more speerunning than tas shenanigans or tetris.
>ad breaks
jesus GDQ is a shell of its former self.
hello my name is neckbeard. Please by this donky kong shirt.
I have to say the donation readers have been putting in a fine job this event.
>>127689086
If he looked at the camera evem or a second, half the audience would turm gay, while the other would have their ocum explode
>>127689275
>paying someone to microwave frozen mozz sticks for you
why does the camera quality look so shitty?
>>127688968
>Battletoads
Spic can't even do tunnel blindfolded
>"I'll make a video showing I can"
Pandering to get more youtube money
>Chill stream
If you like russian accented people
>>127689350
christ
>thanks for showing us those ads, now we will show you some ads
>should be pretty hype
Yeah I am pretty hype mister vigetia
>>127689406
post your 6 pack fatty
>>127689191
Is the appeal not lost when you let it play by someone who knows all the traps in a level?
>>127689350
truly they have faces fit for radio
>>127689350
>>127689360
your mom wasn't available so I have to pay
>>127689350
are these women real nerds?
Fuck off nintendrones
>>127689350
this is why people turn nerd gay
/srg/ no like Trihex? Why?
>>127689350
JESUS
woah who is this qt boi?
>>127689350
>No new Edobean
Pass
>>127689526
Fuck off reddit
>>127689526
not as cute as noir, get out
>>127689350
GRIMBO! FOOD!
That fairy boy in the front of the audience is just looking at his phone 24/7
What the fuck is he doing here
>>127689350
They should switch their glasses.
>>127689501
skybilz on the right is cool, she runs classic mario games, races and shit
Do the French and German streams have a translator?
>>127689519
Mad about paywall pantsu
>"sorry for my bad English"
>perfect English
Every fucking time.
>>127689578
there's degrees of this shit, senpai.
You don't run across a qt like noir just every day.
>>127689626
The german one does.
>>127689350
My high test can't get past their butterface
>>127689138
>expecting speedruns in a charity let's play marathon
lmaoing at your life right now
>>127689389
This is an event for charity with all possible money going to the good cause. One decent quality camera for the couch is good enough.
>>127689350
>>127689501
What does that even mean?
Who did he bet $20000 on TMR to clear turbo tunnel with?
>>127689681
I was expecting
>when were you when john lenin dies?
>>127689684
/serg/ in the backasian boy is cuter
>>127689723
>Ueyama&PCF executives Vacation fund
>good cause
>>127689684
noir sure is qt with that retard sized forehead and the almost unibrow look
>if you're donkey you're dead
HAHAHAHAH. Fucking great joke man!
>>127689684
is that
*THE*
puke_bilgewater
in the background?
>>127689795
Witwix i think
>>127689630
>>127689630
I dun get it
fuck this meme game.
>>127689684
>that disgusting shit
>qt
jesus christ
>>127689817
desu senpai I just like that early-season Maisie Willliams look.
>>127689350
Rank em' /srg/
>>127689945
It's not a meme.
>>127689960
right, left, middle (top to bottom)
>>127690008
deleted
>people think this game looks good even by modern standards
Looking forward to Snow Barrel Blast.
>>127689960
thighbilz >>>>>>>>>>>>>the others
I can hear all his saliva.
>>127689350
Fuck, Kill, Marry
>>127690021
>donkey kong
>donkey
>you play as monkeys
>not a meme
okay lad
>>127689897
LMAO he stands all alone and socially awkward there.
Truely our boi.
>>127690125
whoa who's this? :3noir still best
>>127690253
>>127689684
>>127689526
>>127689578
>speedruns
>>127690341
Donkey is his name. Kong is the animal he is.
>>127690125
Oh that guy or girl was at zeldathon too.
I guess I've missed a bit of DKC. No more yumprolls?
>>127690430
>not speedrunning bois
>>127690415
>>127690487
It's bluey
>twitch emote spoken outloud as a form of autistic expression
>>127689280
Can you please tell me more about the AWESOME prizes from MaDcAtZ??
>>127690157
>that grass
Jesus take care of your garden and property.
>>127690637
>this gay gets it
>Lets Play
>Slightly faster than normal
my favorite speedrans
>>127690498
WHat are yumprolls?
>>127690637
>>127690771
But there were already plenty of glitches in this run, what else do you want?
>>127690637
>gays don't cheat on you
Holy shit, I'm dying. You nerdgays are this fucking delusional.
>>127690557
LOL
>>127690949
Don't spoil the dream for them anon.
>>127690921
most glitches save less than 30 seconds, so a casual can get a close time
>jump into an intended warp barrel set by developer
>audience thinks it's a glitch
clapclapclapclap
>>127690827
Who is that horny devil?
wh-whos that qt with crossed arms on the couch?
>>127690637
>Won't cheat on you
homosexuals single handedly killed millions of people with the spread of aids
>dank
Fuck off reddit
>sgqf
based
>dank
>dank
>dank
holy fuck people are mongoloids
Donkey kong jungle beat hype! Dank game in a dank series
>>127690949
They can't cheat if it's an open orgy relationship :^)
Jesus Christ /srg/ is the worst general thread of all time.
FUCKING DONATION READERS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>teach video games
>the city of spikeveggies tongue
>>127689138
Why do we (meaning /srg/) hate Carl Sagan?
>>127691271
>>127691262
Remember when Uyama was twerking on stream?
>>127691318
It really is
>>127690795
Jump rolls.
I think the superjump was one of them just not how I'm used to seeing it, there used to be one in World 2, where you just roll forever.
>Spike choking on donations
>meme donations
JUST
>I teach video games
I swear when Blueglass laughs it announces his presence to a 3 km2 radius.
who won the blaster master race?
>>127691191
Who of them?
>>127691207
t. /pol/kid
i miss 2013
Fucking Blueglass laughing his ass off
>>127691516
I wonder if you can hear it outside the building.
is this guy any good - can't tell.
Why do they let Spikevegeta read donations? It's so painful to listen to.
>>127691375
Maybe not marathon save because softlocks or better starts.
Hey guys, check out this one, are you ready?
Something Artistic? More like something... autistic ;)
ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR COCK
GENTLY DOWN THE DONG
MERILY MERILY MERILY MERILY
I HOPE YOU LIKE MY SONG
This run is comfy as fuck
DKC2 next as well
SeemsGood
Now this is proper speedrunning, fuck those pcuck games
The mexicanrunner seems like a top lad desu.
Also I liked Miles on the Metroid Prime run.
>>127691516
his laugh cures cancer
>>127691552
shiningdragoon
feasel
UA
skavenger
>Donkey Kuck Country
when are the good games on baka
oh my god he hasnt fucked up once what an autistic nerd such a cringe
World record pace right here
>>127691562
on the left
>>127691786
Too bad about his fake accent though
Rrrrrrrrrrrr
IS THIS WR PACE
>enn guard
>>127691849
>good games
Nintenbabby organised amerilard corporate fundraising event.
Mate, I think you have been mislead.
>no good runs until Mario Maker
Time to get comfy and watch some anime
Oh, there's one.
What is the WR?
Have they ever done a Trials game at AGDQ?
that long haired aspie is annoying
>>127692032
>>127692064
>Eazinn 00:32:59 SNES-U 1.0 01/10/2015
>comment: Speedrun.com can suck my donkey dik
Based.
>>127692032
>good runs
>mario maker
>agdq
nice meme
>>127692101
>long haired aspie
There are many long haired aspies there m8
>>127692089
yeah, it was pretty good.
I forget what year though.
>>127687424
bokstavelig talt hvem er du?
E-en sot jente kanskje?
>>127692032
I will play pixel puzzles anime after this run.
>>127692101
You'll have to be more specific, anon.
welp
RIP WR
>>127691849
Right now
>>127688915
both runners are the wr holders for their game. nuthuggers out
who do you think is getting fucked right now at gdq
ok battletoads is over but i found the video
http://www.4shared.com/video/EWTZCOK6ce/Dark_Queen_vs_Pimple_Toad_UPDA.html
share the love
>>127692457
I hopenoir
>>127692307
Sorry not my picture, saved from the fumo friends thread.
>>127692457
Narcissa
>>127692307
far åt helvete norrmän, eller lär er spela hockey som danskarna
>>127692457
Stiv is currently fucking my wife
Trihex is currently getting fucked by witwix
>>127692489
>4shared
use a real uploader instead of your money making scams.
>>127692457
I know cosmo for sure. Guess how I know?
this aspie
What the fuck do people mean when they say frames? How do you count an exact number of frames when the game runs at 60 fps more or less?
>>127692693
Oh you didnt hit the fuel
>2 minutes later
I was just scared because you didnt hit the fuel
Does Blueglass not have internet and that's why he's like such a naive child seeing speedrun tricks for the first time?
>>127692345
The one in dirty-white shirt.
>>127692693
Which one?
>>127692852
lea/v/e
>>127692779
10 frames is 1/6th of a second
math is hard
>>127692852
Mai mind Wandas?
TILTED
>>127692837
Leave him alone, he's just having fun.
>>127692837
You shut your whore mouth right now.
Guys
This is the hardest stage
>>127692927
so 1 frame is 1/60th of a second? Isn't that too little time to react? When people talk about 1 frame links or perfect 1 frame
>>127692779
60 frames per
>second
>1 frame
>1/60th of a
>second
>???????
>!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>127688756
^this.
>dkc2 should have started 17 minutes ago
>only run to go a little over estimate was battletoads
> tfw no werster
>>127692852
The use of Wandas for your cosmeme is particularly inspired.
>>127693085
The schedule literally changes every couple of minutes.
It's a mess.
>>127693075
Yes, that's why they are hard.
>>127692779
you don't count it in realtime. you use TAS tools to "step" through the game's frames and figure out exactly what your window is
>snarky comment about math even though you were really asking about how to MEASURE it at that speed instead of WHAT the speed was
>>127693075
yes, in a game that runs at 60 frames per second
>WR holder
>goes over estimate
JUST
>>127692837
He probably have better things to do in life than following speedrunners.
sorry janny i won't do it again
>>127693085
And every aetup was 20 mins
>>127693075
1/60th of a second reaction time is impractical but people with good reflexes can time things to a 60th of a second if they have cues.
>tries to be cool and put estimate near his PB
>ends up over estimate
>you don't see that in a lot of speedruns
Motherfuck, I can't remember the last run I saw where they didn't mention RNG
He only made a couple mistakes, how he is so far over estimate?
Hippie should've done this instead tbqh
>>127693271
>in front of an audience with people talking away behind you and judging your every mood whist 160 thousand people watch online.
I'm sure that has an affect mate
Mercy kill pls
Two mistakes = over estimate.
Way to fall trap to the planning fallacy
>Over estimate
I'll allow it
Not banned
>>127693085
setup takes like 15 minutes between games this year for some raisin
>Uyama: If your run goes over estimate, you are hereby forbidden from attending any future events. No exception. If you can't run the fucking game I don't want you back you shit bag.
>>127693350
Ego tripping and not leaving any time for fuckups off his WR
Any Rememberable moments yet?
>>127693350
his estimate was very tight
>>127689191
because it is le so hard trollololool xDDDD
>>127693075
Not really. It's 17ms
>>127693441
void's 102% run coming up will be memorable guaranteed
>>127693389
Wasn't just 2 mistakes, his run was 4 minutes slower than his WR.
>cancer research
These people think they're donating to a cancer research charity.
The "I have a tranny girlfriend" starter pack, fully equipped
>>127693441
Hotline Miami was top dank
>>127693432
I still can't believe he ACTUALLY said that.
>>127693441
Master Blaster race was ok
>>127693441
>memorable
the word you're looking for
>rememberable
the opposite of a repressed memory
>donating for cancer research when this is just for awareness
fuck that fag and his snes
>so now this even is more important than ever
Yeah man your mom is really gonna appreciate those pamphlets.
>>127693350
Extremely tight estimate that needs a genuinely good run to meet.
>>127693432
Doesn't matter too much to Eazinn probably, I was lurking in his stream recently and he was talking about probably not going to the next couple.
>>127693215
So that tool can be used too when the frames varies? what about those shitty games where the frames wobble between 30 fps +/-?
who is this speedfu?
>>127693354
Hippie? More like Herpe after Minion laid the smackdown on his mouth.
>>127693521
Seems from twitter filling up with dicksucking retards and people who seem to think he's their friend that's some well known eceleb called Keyori.
>>127693075
Most games that have "frame perfect" tricks are shitty old games that run at 15FPS and even then they pause buffer them all the time.
Don't be fooled by these manchildren trying to sounds like god gamers.
[blueglass laughter in the distance]
>>127693509
Sorry, you're right, significant mistakes, like deaths. He died twice and cost himself a minute each time, so he claims.
There's a lesson to everyone, take your estimate and add 10% for the truly oh-shit moments.
PCF literally just tells people to check if they got cancer regularly
What's up next? Ink? The fuck is that?
>>127693521
i want his shirt though
>>127693645
>de hippie spacing
>Castlevania Bloodlines
>not Rondo
REEEEEEE
>>127692307
>Mitt fjes når tollgebyrene på fumo'n koster mer enn alle lappene på bildet.
>>127693716
visual cues aid a fuckload in nailing frame perfect tricks, even at 60fps. Don't be fooled by people that have never actually attempted to speedrun
>>127693726
Get that man on the couch
>>127693749
>go on their website and it just says 'be healthy'
>>127693758
>Ink
It's a shitty Super Meat Boy clone, with the gimmick being invisible platforms until you touch them. Don't bother watching, it's 75 levels of the same shit over and over again.
>>127693749
>telling children to squeeze their balls and tits
>>127693432
I wonder how they would handle something like noobest playing DS1
>>127693631
record video of gameplay -> scroll through it frame by frame
>>127693631
there is no "per second" if you're the one stepping through the frames.
>input
>move to next frame
>input
>move to next frame
is the loose idea. So the "frames per second" is just however fast YOU are going through it.
>>127693716
This as well. Mega Man 2 IS NOT running at 60fps internally.
>>127693749
They also fund cancer research
>>127693893
If we donate enough, they might add a "!" or "Please"
>>127693758
I looked at the list. You're looking at 5 AM, not 5 PM.
>>127693726
Undermemers leave
>>127693749
Pamphlets cost money and they help millions of people you fucking child.
>>127693918
>not doing it for them
>>127693985
Before or after paying Jewyama's salary?
>I missed tony hawk
>>127694108
Vods
>>127694108
it wasn't great
>>127694108
You missed 30 minutes of Shrek and All Star playing on loop, it was amazing.
>>127694108
Play the first minute of this on repeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw
Now stare at the gif for 30 minutes.
That's the run.
>RNG
There's that word again.
>>127694290
Sounds funny desu
>>127689720
sauce?
>>127694295
cancer is rng
>>127694424
It was for the first 10 minutes.
>>127694295
You shouldn't be watching dissections of game mechanics then
>>127688224
>population problem
>>127694290
GDQ lost all credibility by using meme mods for their games
>>127694440
mind=blown
Every donation monster is just holding back their money for the main attraction of this event later today: mario Maker. They will go to 1.5 million in that block.
>>127694290
they dont stop coming
they dont stop coming
they dont stop coming
they dont stop coming
they dont stop coming
>>127694506
>tfw no qt dragon waifu
>>127693985
Sure dude. Look up how much of their money actually goes into that.
>>127694524
Leave the making of webms to others.
>>127694563
>mods
And you just lost yours
>>127694295
are you mad that they're not qualifying it as Semi-Random Number Generator or what?
>>127690253
kill yourself faggot
>>127694558
The whites have it coming, you've had your turn.
It's time to stop oppressing everyone and let the brown people, for once, be in power
>my boi
>our boi
>boi boi boi boi boi
Look what you did, /srg/. Are you happy now?
>son
Damn, sometimes I forgot there's a handful of speedrunners that are actually normal people.
>>127693985
>>127693749
They spent $768,437 just on organizing fundraisers. AKA paying for vacation for a bunch of nerds and their 30 employees.
>>127694734
>>127694825
Me too!
>>127693432
Well mike is dead, matty and yoko ono are in charge now.
Anything Fun happen?
Remember Zelda II from last year?
>>127694825
My father has a son, and he is a neckbeard autist
>That's banned in this category
>>127694804
what's the tally so far on bois
>>127694825
>tfw blueglass is married and has two children
hey look at all the blueglass in this level
>>127695141
no way
>>127695141
Beautiful White children
>>127695141
I refuse to believe
>tfw no idea who blueglass is
Should I?
Is he a big deal?
>another fucking letsplay
>for 2 hours
#sleep
>>127695141
I need proof
Reddit here!
Who's blueglass?
>>127695516
>>127695516
I have never seen a sweeter cakeboi
>>127691562
>>127691884
please respond??
>>127695516
>not knowing who our lord and saviour is
Get out
>>127695141
means that blueglass fucked more girls than all the guys on the couch combined. Based blueglass
>>127695694
>implying it's blueglass
it's noir, get out
>>127695516
just some guy who showed up at agdq 2013 running ecco the dolphin and who watched almost every run. he attended every gdq since. the loud and shrill laugh you some times hear from the audience is him.
>>127695850
deletre this
>>127695097
Do you just sit in these threads all day spamming redirects to /v/ whenever you don't agree with a post? I saw you lose your shit in an earlier thread doing the same thing.
>Looking at streams
>See an undertales all routes speedrun
>He didn't mean the three, he meant the various pacifist shit as well.
>There's a split for each ending, there are dozens
Autism
>>127695516
>>127695694
>our
speak for yourself, autist
You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
>>127695948
Welcome to /srg/
>>127695850
Kill yourself my man
>>127696047
>autist
>>127695948
Helloooooooooooooooooo reddit
>>127695141
He's a good catch
>>127696037
No.
>it's called 102%
>doesn't even get all the KONGs
I thought the whole point of 100% was, you know, 100%
Figured 102% would be getting absolutely fucking everything
Where is cosmo in the marathon? Hes my favorite male speed gamer.
>>127696443
Its 102% according to the game's counter
>>127696443
the whole point of 100% is what the game tracks as 100%. in this case, getting all the kremcoins and dk coins is what the game tracks.
>>127696443
They only give you extra lives and aren't even tracked, unlike DK coins (which don't count for 102% either).
is speedrunning a hugbox?
i am almost reminded of church youth group in the sense of "be nice to your friends now" like even if you think X is a fuckface you can't say anything about it because you know it's their last refuge from the bullies at school
>>127696443
102% on the counter it displays on your save file. It's just all bonuses, all dk coins, and all bosses including the secret fight
102% and they don't collect kong letters
arbitrary
>>127696878
>enable my narcissism
Nah.
>>127696878
THE LORD CALLS US
>>127696965
Cosmo go back to bed
>>127696878
Just copypaste "I want to fuck his boipussy", "why is noir doing this run when he's shit at HL2" and "man noir is such an irritating faggot" about 100 times and that'll do it.
>>127697008
>lord
>>127696965
see
>>127696563
>>127696581
>>127696614
you idiot
Forest Interlude > Stickerbrush Symphony
>>127696878
Tell him i said "Who's that cute girl?"
>>127695585
fuck off with this nigger shit you fucking degenerate
>>127696878
the entirety of 4chan jerked off to you at the same time.
>if spikevegeta says i'm cool i'll donate another $40
>i'd swipe you right
our boi
>quebec
Fuck off scum
If they had any integrity whatsoever, they'd say the PCF has nothing at all to do with curing or beating cancer when they get this many donations clearly under the impression this is about finding a cure
Buncha fucking jews
>>127697345
>>127697008
>srg
not /v/acationers
>>127697278
Literally the only good part of Canda
>>127697345
They've been letting people labor under that assumption for years, the whole company is morally bankrupt.
>why no kong fags BLOWN THE BTFO OUT
>>127697345
Don't forget the retarded europoors who donate not realizing it's a US charity
>>127697505
>>127697345
>>127697458
They have said many times something like "just a reminder pcf is the only charity devoted solely to cancer prevention"
>>127697674
Yeah, what a bunch of retards those retards are. Retard is a perfect acceptable word to use to disparage those people.
>>127697738
I agree, they're fucking retards
>>127697725
I haven't heard it once
I dare you to find a single instance of it
The whole damn thing is recorded, shouldn't take you long
Listen to my story... This may be our last chance...
>Our boy caracarn just went live
what the best run so far?
>>127697845
fuck you go find it yourself
>>127697725
>dont smoke
>wear sunscreen
>dont sit inside all day playing video games
>lol give us our 1million
>>127697854
why would he be /srg/'s boi? doesn't he ban people who talk about waifus?
>>127695948
I sit in these threads all day looking for qt animes.
>>127697970
lol fucking marxist cuck exposed
>>127697937
aladdin
GREETINGS FROM QUEBEC!
i came here to say that this guy is really fucking good and this run really enjoyable
thats all
>>127697970
Burden of proof, shitdick
tfw feet are cold
>>127698003
not anymore. he's pretty fucking based now.
Did the game's screen get really dark or am I high?
>>127697937
aladdin
a great cause
>>127698007
>>127697978
I don't believe in charity and think it's the worst part of this event my point is they have made it clear multiple times what pcf is
>>127698109
The jews did this
>>127698087
how much have you smoked brah
>>127698238
lewd
>>127698238
Ya did it wrong anon.
>we give the world hope
hahahahahahha
#kill all the animals
#kill cancer
#kick cancers butt!
>>127698443
Is this your first year?
>>127698443
KKK confirmed
>>127698109
>>127698226
>>127698238
You appear to have made a mistake.
Greetings from Germany. Long time watcher, first time donating. My grandma was recently diagnosed with cancer, so this cause is more important now than ever xD. Put these $50 toward saving the animals and killing the frames. I'll donate $50 more if the runner does 20 pushups on camera. DKC HYPE and let's kick cancer's butt
>>127698518
No. I've watched since the very first one m8. I was on speeddemoarchives since it was only quake runs.
Shoutouts to my nigga faggot
How's this run doing? I don't know dick about DKC2.
>>127697502
Literal shit tier tbqf
>>127697225
No I didn't
>>127698798
>nigga
out
>>127698821
>niggerspeak
out
>>127698934
later senpai
>lol
>>127697502
xelna...
>>127698934
niggers need to be banned
Shoutouts to shoutouts to shoutouts to shoutouts
>>127699042
for the greater good
>>127698728
It's too late, anime. We've already seen what's under there.
>>127699126
she did it on purpose :3
I remember last year some dude held bananas during the donky kong run. wtf that had me cracking up.
these shoutouts started with me im sorry
Has anything ridiculously cringey or hilarious happened since Noir went TAKE MY WOOD like an autist?
>sitting in chairs when you're not even commentating
how many people are in the fucking dkc2 running scene to shoutout
>>127699420
They're there because the runner asked them to be there.
anyone keeping count of the shoutouts?
>>127698996
"foodie" is code for a fat degenerate slob with low test that acts like an autistic kid neglected by his parents
>>127699420
This catboy is not cat enough.
>>127699228
WTF senpai. Thats hilarious xD. Have you seen this funny af photo from 9gag?
>>127699389
yeah, your post lol
>>127699228
There was a dude in a banana costume during the Diddy Kong Racing run.
>>127699516
gottem
>>127699458
it's comfy though
rip deathless
>Setup 9 and 10 scheduled right after each other on Saturday
For what purpose
>>127699389
Axiom verge runner said "what the ffff" ... *silence* and looked super emo during a death choke. One f word and he would get banned.
Trust the setup
-jews
>>127699623
Just in case everything went wrong and Bertin was forced to run Fire Emblem.
>>127697738
Retard is a hateful word. We don't use those slurs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aponDvJflUw
>>127699494
Hiro already looks like a cat
>>127697725
To anyone who isn't actually paying attention - which is a lot of GDQ's audience - that translates to, "Just a reminder, PCF is a charity devoted to cancer prevention." It doesn't say that they don't do anything relating to curing cancer except for sparse research grants, it just says that they're devoted to cancer prevention.
They're talking their way around it.
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>>127699889
thats not hiro anon
its an anime
shout out to rare for making this game
shout out to nintendo for making the super nintendo
shout out to the countless scholars, poets, literaries, and playwrights for forming the english language so I cna give shout outs
shout out to moot for starting this website where I can post my shout out
>>127700259
we shout out on the shoulders of giants
>>127700259
>moot
Who? Hiroyuki Nishimura made this site.
slayer stream
who is the bald guy on the left with the big bulge?
shout out to the physical properties of gasses for enabling me to force bits of the atmosphere out of my lungs and across my vocal chords in order to shout out
These guys are broken into a nonstop shout out cycle
>>127700259
shout out to my mom for giving birth to me
shout out to my dad for shooting his semen into my mom so I could eventually be born
shout out to niggers for not mugging me on the way to the event today
I REFUSE to believe there are that many people running this fucking game.
Is the wojak looking guy the kirbymastah of DKC
Shoutout to my White European ancestors for thousands of years of innovation
>>127700557
shout outs to strong and weak nuclear force for enabling the binding of subatomic particles into stable atoms to coalesce into physical matter and enable existence itself
and shout outs to electromagnetism too
shout outs to gravity even though he's kinda weak work on your game gravity
>>127700551
>Checking out the bulges of guys on a video game speedrun stream
>>127700661
Why wouldn't people run the best game ever made?
>>127700661
http://dkcspeedruns.com/Leaderboards
>>127700789
Business as usual
>Super Mario World twice
>no Ribbedkilla
>>127700834
shoutouts to all these people
What did I miss? Why is chat spamming "LISA NEEDS BRACES" and "DENTAL PLAN"?
I know it's a Simpsons reference, but why?
Shoutouts to Dixie for being strong enough to carry the barrels
>>127700259
>shout out to nintendo
this just happened
>i love super nintendo
watch out, we got a real contrarian on our hands
>>127700939
they saw cosmo
shout outs to dole for inventing bananas
>>127700939
Shoutouts to twitch chat for being a day behind
>>127700991
maybe they're our guys...
shout out to my niggas on rikers island for keepin it real
shout out to killer mike
shout out to lil T
shout out to my dopefiends on the block
shout out to the whole motherfucking trap nigga
shout out to 100 block
Shoutouts to Alfonso Roberio and Beakman's World
I wanna hang out with this long haired aspie dude. He exudes the wonder of a child.
shoutouts to beyonce for making bees popular again
>>127700789
I'm gay ofc I'll check it out. You telling me you would look at a girls tits if they were on display.
shoutouts to me
Shoutouts to cosmo for creating speedrunning
>watching a bunch of low test cuck beta males play video games made by low test cuck beta nips who literally worked themselves into virginity because muh honor
>grilled cheese anon posted on /v/ this year instead of here
d-does he hate us now?
>>127701323
>shoutouts to cosmo helping speedgaming transition into a real hobby
>>127701163
fuck off faggot
>>127701350
shout outs to (you)
>>127701350
>low test
is this the new cuck
ive already seen twitch chat using it
>>127701383
Shoutouts for grilled cheese anon for entertaining us last yesr
>>127701350
Shoutouts to your wife murdering you the night of your honeymoon by feeding you a bottle of bourbon and unplugging your cpap machine
>>127701416
shut hte fuck up bitch ass nigga
>>127701490
That's the old cuck
>dat level
not so hard for me now, but when I was a kid porca madonna
>>127700834
If you're not fucking hype for Mario Maker you get get the fuck OUT!!!!
>>127701624
Shoutouts to tripfags for wanting attention
>>127701490
Seeing 4chan memes instantly appear in Twitch chat is really depressing. Makes you realize 4chan is full of those same underage faggots that spam Kappa now.
what would you do if someone said "shoutouts to /srg/" while running a game at agdq?
Who's more autistic:
>The guy who's shoutouting his friends and runners of the game who have found numerous skips to the game he runs
>The guys whining about it on an anonymous imageboard, who run no games and have found no skips
>it actually reminds me more of the last 2 years
What did he mean by this?
>>127701835
you
>>127701683
can't wait for the meme overload t︂b︂︂h
>>127701835
Shoutouts to shitty bait posts
>>127701904
BTFO
>>127701791
Not care in the slightest tbqh
>>127701849
He's played the game a lot more during the last two years than he ever had in his childhood.
>>127701785
>tfw oldfag on 4chan and spam Kappa on twitch chat everywhere
>>127701785
It's been like this since at least agdg 2013
>>127701849
it means he is 10 years old
>>127701791
CptCbn did that to cgg yesterday
>>127699420
How do I adopt a catboy?
Shoutouts to easy final bosses
JESUS CHRIST
jews and midgets Kreygasm
SPIKE
DAS RAYCIS
shoutouts to fat jews
>spikevegeta confirms he is not jewish
>a fat jew and a black man doing a fusion on stream
BANNED
>fat jew black midget fusion hype
fucking what?
SPIKE
BANNED
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>black midget
How based?
OY VEY
SPIKE BANNED FROM GDQ
>>127701785
you should have got over it by now
I want that webm of them fusing before on my desk now!
Rip vegeta
RIP SPIKEVEGETA
YOU WILL BE MISSED
>>127701785
That's because they were never 4chan memes. They're normalfag shit, so normalfags spam it everywhere.
i smell a lifetime gdq ban
OY GEVALT REMEMBER THE 6 BILLION
>>127701716
and I just got some, thanks for being such a wonderful friend anon-kun :)
what the hell
>>127701490
Forget lowtest, who /notest/ here?
:/
Spike confirmed banned from GDQs, you just can't say the J and M words and expect to get away with it.
RIP Spike
Who will keep the spiders company now?
>midget black man
poor trihex ;_;
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>127701350
I miss you Ryan Davis :(
shoutouts to spikevegeta
please someone post that gif
webm now I fucking miss everything! SHIT!
>>127702365
Shoutouts to jews for warming up the nazi's oven
Are there any orgies that go on at AGDQ?
NO
NO FUSION
NO FUN ALLOWED SOMEONE DIG UP MIKE
>Spike isn't Jewish
how? he's Seth Rogen's autistic little brother
>>127702491
There was one year that ended a marriage and they've been banned ever since.
>>127702491
yes i like to celebrate in my room with both hands as a treat.
>>127702406
Everyone does dog
Shoutouts to Spikevegeta. May he rip in piece
>>127687424
>kinesisk tegneserieplushie og sorlands-is fra Hennig Olsen
Jeg liker deg.
>>127702491
yeah, it involves everyone yelling out memes.
>>127702443
somebody donate and say the holocaust is a lie
it's all kicking off now boys
>>127702491
yeah they play ookie cookie and blueglass is the cookie
Shoutouts to my boy blueglass laughing in the background
Is it possible to have a more recognizable laugh than the one YSG has?
>>127702620
Bork bork bork
I think YSG is laughing in the background
>>127702491
I would probably go if AGDQ held boy kissing competitions, no joke.
spike won't get banned because he asked for people to donate
>>127702686
man, agdq used to be fun, what happened?
>>127702789
It's so majestic
>>127702620
Jeg kan snakke norsk jeg og! Er jeg kul ennå? :^)
>>127702873
Cultural marxism
>shitgamequitforever.com
banned
>>127702854
fuck off you fag
>shitgamequitforever
>shitgame
>shit
TRIGGERED
BANNED
>http://shitgamequitforever.com/
OMG CUSSING! THEY SAID SHIT!!
MOM HELP I'M HEARING CUSSING!!
>>127702873
Money happened.
>shitgame
ULTRABANNED
>>127702873
The charity organisation started treating it like a business venture
Who's the socially defunct long haired weirdo on the couch that just said shitgamequitforever.com
>>127702873
greed, my friend
>>127702925
Du var kul lenge for du kunne prate, min venn :v)
>s word
baka...
>>127702925
>ennå
Nei
>>127702873
Greetings from Germany!
>>127703105
You mean s slur
MIKE PLEASE PLEASEEEE!
having panic attacks
having panic attacks HELP
BAN HIM.
BAN SPIKE.
>>127702873
Everybody was saying this exact same phrase while that dance happened.
People are always sad because things were better before, but they were not.
Except for AGDQ 2013, that event was awesome.
>>127702686
thanks anon
Is BigNig showing up for Mario?
TRIGGERED
Did I just hear the S word!!?? I thought this was a family friendly stream!!
>>127702560
That's what mulattos who stay inside and play videogames all day look like
Source: I am one of those
But that site is a real thing
>mario block starts
>all these hot girls move up to the front of the room
Y'all can hate on me for being a nintendobaby but I'm going to get mad poonani m8
Did I just see moot
>>127702620
Greetings from Norway ^^ let's kick cancer's butt
>>127702873
Kike Jewyama sold his soul to the PCF
Then sold GDQ to knitler.
SGDQ is still kinda fun though
who's this qt3.14 on the left?
i thought our girl croni had the dkc wiki on her site 2bh tho
confirmed alpha is causing fun on the front row.
>>127703279
it just redirects to dkcspeedruns tho
AGDQ has lost its charm desu
>>127703364
I'd donate to MSF any day. PCF can suck a dick.
that dude is jerking two guys off. i hope somone will make a .gif
>>127703313
>hot girls
>>127703038
>it redirects to http://dkcspeedruns.com/
>>127703515
this is literally you hoping to be a meme isn't it
>>127703501
The US would just blow up whatever the donations build.
Has YSG been seen on stream at all?
what are these fags doing
>>127703516
>So much overbite her lips can't contain it
I don't understand
>>127703516
her cunt probably has a beak
who is she
>>127703586
I would.
normies fuck off get AWAY FROM THE CAMERA NOW
wait, mitch is a manlet???
left girl is cute. CUUUTE!
>skybilz
Since you all hate GDQ so much, would you donate to a different charity in a widget in a 'spite' GDQ to fix your many grievances?
The only way GDQ'll change is if the charities see money not go to them.
>>127703494
>tfw there arent going to be any newbois after this
>>127703680
>she isn't holding a beautiful White child
>Yoshi's island being added in
nice.
>skybilz
:3
>>127703516
>>127703643
No, he was abducted a few years back and they just play his laughter off a tape every so often to make it seem like he's there.
>>127703582
yes....
here have one of my old memes
>>127703586
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zsi4c/v0oid_told_squawks_to_go_on_a_diet_fatshaming/
T R I G G E R E D
>>127703501
This
Happy to donate to PCF when posters and fliers are found to treat cancer
NOOOOO NOT FUCKING MITCH
>>127703643
Yeah, every time anyone says anything that could possibly interpreted as a joke.
>GAH HAH HAH HAH HAAA
identify all qts on stream right now including the reader
that guy with the black sweater looks so happy
>can't fit 4 people on the couch because some amerilard takes up 2/3rds of it
>>127703732
i donate 100 bucks to MCF every month desu :3
>>127703790
$50 says I can guess her stance on any political issue
Basing this solely on her hair and BMI
>>127703890
what a fucking animal
>>127703790
The "i always show up 4 years late to trends and don't know how to do them when I do show up" starter pack
>>127703927
it's a 2 person couch
>>127703720
Mitch is manlet as fuck dude, he's like 5'11.9"
>>127703829
why you niggers redirect your own reddit posts here I will never understand
>450k for a rehash of something funny that happened when AGDQ was actually enjoyable
are we not going to get any OC this year or what?
>>127703890
the reader is skybilz
>>127703815
>>127703586
>>127703516
>>127703932
Isn't that an iron cross on her shirt?
>>127703929
>Unironically supporting muslims
Nice
>>127704015
not mine
This guy
>>127704061
>>127704124
looks like a UK flag
>>127703586
>>127703516
>>127703815
>>127703790
Do you think people like them realise how ugly they are?
>>127703142
men ennå er korrekt der........
Who is this semen demon
NORMIES OUT... NOW!!!
>I gotta say at least we're the best looking couch
BANNED
>>127704124
I think it's a union jack, but it's kinda hard to tell
Could be some other video game meme actually
fuck mitch
This dancing guy is giving me cancer, I thought that the stream was to help curing cancer
>>127703932
>her
>>127704240
frontgirl yes, backgirl no.
>>127704283
Cosmo rebirth.
want normies to leave my hobby desu
just leave us alone please
>>127704337
Sorry, "xir"
>>127704256
Jeg er ikke han som kritiserte bruken din, men jeg antar at han mislikte valget ditt. I og med at du kan bruke begge deler I mean.
>>127704215
Then she's definitely not left wing, probably an EDL member and mosque torcher.
>>127704013
2 americans couch maybe
>>127704330
see, you thought wrong. just like the majority of all donors.
>already dies in the first 30 seconds
this is gonna be good
>kaizo stands for rearranged
>>127704240
Overbite-chan is a bit weird and not exactly attractive, but she's OK
"Social justice is literally my life"-chan in the back though, wouldn't touch with anything other than a slug
I'm glad mario maker came out to take attention away from all these shitty "SUPER DUPER HARD IMPOSSIBLE LOLOLOLOL XDDDD" romhack bullshit.
>>127704556
>kaizo stands for memegame
this looks like mario maker, in a good way.
>>127704556
this to be desu
shit commentator
shit runner
>every input he does is freaking amazing
>died twice already
>>127704180
sky is kawaii
>>127704580
That's pretty fucked up for the slug.
I hope he was generous with his estimate
this looks like it might be even harder than dark souls (and i'm talking about 1 not 2)
>>127704240
of course
thats why they run away from real life to the safety of video games
Hmm, getting cringey, probably going to stop watching now till this is over lmao
mercy kill incoming
>>127704330
>I thought that the stream was to help curing cancer
The jews tricked another one, guys
>>127704636
>this looks like mario maker
it's the other way around, faggot
>>127704660
>squid
Dropped
>>127704556
Kiazo actually stands for fucking retarded
who let this literal retard run this with no practice
uh oh multiple deaths!
Uyama is coming with a whip!
is this a speedrun or a lets play
jeez
>"Kaizo" game
better get used to that little jingle haha
>dont worry guys, he has infinite lives
>One death each half minute
Good run
>>127703191
But shit is getting worse with each year.I really hate the room/hall of the recent ones: dark and distant, how they made the sofa the "big serious podium" for the players, separated from the audience, way too professional for my taste.No more iceplug's thousand yard stare and shit.
When I thought that it can't get worse, it's get worse.
This is gonna be great
KAIZO IS JAP FOR CHOKE
>>127704695
Neither of them nor demon's souls were ever hard
How long until Mitch drops spaghetti and loses his shit?
who is this ejaculate immaculate?
Gotta love these Trial And Error games. True test of skill
this makes me really happy because mitch is a complete fucking fag
choke%
>>127704917
Four more deaths
>>127704801
You think the old, original speedrunners that helped start this travesty would just make their own yearly speedrunning stream thing? Start small and keep the jews out?
>>127704917
Hopefully sooner than later
This game is a big joke, just as this run.
very good run so fari'm pleased :^)
YSG laughing again
30 MORE MINUTES OF THIS BOYS
Muh artificial difficulty
HOLY SHIT GUYS IM IN THE LOBBY AND MIKE JUST STORMED IN LOOKING ALL PISSED OFF! WHATS GOING ON WITH THE RUN RIGHT NOW? HES BEEN STOPPED BY PEACHES AND PJ THEY'RE HOLDING HIM BACK BUT I DONT THINK THEY CAN LAST.
cant wait for the super mario maker speedrun!
>>127705169
So I don't get it, is he actually not allowed to be on camera? What happened?
>>127704916
L U M B R I D G E
imagine ISIS coming in and shooting mitch lol
dem deths
>>127705191
HES GOT A GUN
A
G U N
U
N
Norge nevnt
>>127705191
But peaches didn't go to AGDQ.
Also how is Mike stomping around with his cancer?
Fuck you guys.
This is a very hard game and the dude is obviously very skilled
None of you could do what he's doing and you all talk big.
>>127705228
how would they even do that?
do they have different runners make levels or is it just preselected?
>runner so autistic he doesnt even talk
>>127705191
Knock him out ffs, my wife's son wants to see this.
That fucking laugh though
get it because mario does stuff that a normal plumber man can't do and it is funny when i point out mario doing superhuman things because of that fact
>>127705345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Blueglass is having an orgasm watching this run.
>>127705291
Uyama has a personal vendetta against him
>>127705390
Not autistic enough to be good at games though
can somebody please remove blueglass from the room. his laughing makes me platinum mad.
>>127705405
>he can't swim up waterfalls
let me guess you dont even have a waterfall
>>127705425
>canadian christfag gets mad because he doesn't enjoy his hobby anymore
>>127705369
i hope they speedruns cosmos levels only
Blueglas laughing in the background, please send that fat asian to make him stfu.
>>127705468
>you will never have as much fun as blueglass
>that laugh
Blueglass supports this run; why don't you?
nail'd that jump
>>127705468
No, eat shit faggot
Is this the worst run in agdq history?
>>127705390
His micrphone isn't on his mouth.
>>127705425
Only /v/edditors like this guy
>>127705369
it's a blind race of levels created for the event. 2bh it's probably the best way to go about it.
>>127705001
Obviously not, don't they get a cut from the Jew.Also, most of them are mature enough not to be like teenage punks whining about them posers + pretty much all of the runners are arrogant degenerates that love the attention and this shit has never been bigger.
blueglass laughing whenever mitch fucks up is making this run desu
>>127705526
Stop deadnaming her you intolerant faggot
>>127705524
h-hello anime
>>127705563
how new
yeah heheh
>>127705534
speedrunners pick one thing and play it forever. they don't have taste.
>>127705563
first day watching?
>>127705626
cosmo
him
he
>>127705534
why does he laugh at literally everything
>>127705563
Go watch UraniumAnchor's runs from previous years. Literally worst commentator/runner ever...
And he CONTINUES to be included somehow.
How'd his M/Blaster run go?
>>127705662
I'm like that with food. I eat chicken breast and potatoes everyday. Haven't eat anything different in 10 years.
>>127705626
You know Cosmo is a guy right? We're talking about Cosmo wright, don't know who you think we are.
banned
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
>BDSM
B A N N U
>>127705813
3rd
YOU CANT SAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>127705824
Yes, well, that's why you're an equally boring person 2bh lmao
>>127705961
TINY
look at mitchs smug fucking fag face whenever he doesnt die
for future agdq's couch must have exactly a female, a black guy, a black woman, a transgender male-female and female-male and if the runner isn't male, a male
>>127705805
Little known fact: being autistic is a constantly hilarious experience.
>>127705630
Enjoying the stream 3D-kun?
>>127705961
i always like to see that webm
>>127706003
he's a god gamer to be fair. k1rua was blown so much by him that he ended up in friggin JAPAN lmao.
>>127705961
fucking disgusting
>>127705962
it allows me to spend more money on manga and dragon dildos so whatever.
>>127706004
>quota for males
Get OUT MRM SCUM
why are they running a meme game?
Mock this guy all you want but he clearly has more skills than you or blueglass.
>>127705961
more please
>>127706004
>if the runner isn't male, a male
*non-white male
>>127705961
vomitchan.jpg
>>127706025
yea :)
way better than last year's agdq :3
>>127705961
My fucking god he's an ayy lmao
>>127705961
yo, was that his dick?
>>127706080
he does look like a cocksucker
i didn't know there were mute speedrunners
i forgot about this eyerape background from smb 3
it was worse on a fucking crt
>>127705961
this dude reminds me of buscemi in billy madison
>bring girl on couch
>she doesnt even talk
>runner doesnt talk at all
Holy shit only weeaboo faggots care about these stupid ass rom hack mario games. That girl probably heard some japanese word + mario and thought it would be some cute anime mario game.
>tube
theyre fucking pipes you whigger fag
Uyama's boiling intensifies.
>>127706148
No bro it's just a sausage don't worry about it
Underrated run of AGDQ
ninja, i'm gonna feed you dikke bmw
>>127706386
desu I thought nintendo prohibited gdqs to play rom hacks
>>127705001
They already are; look up ESA and NASA.
NASA is being spearheaded by Naegleria, the based swearing speedtroll of the old-days.
Is couch fag talking about his gay dick?
"It's so hard, SO HARD YES"
>>127706557
its doomed to fail then. naeg is a retard who cant do anything right.
>>127706557
The SDA oldbois are still GDQ loyal tho...
that grunt of defeated rage when he hit the chomp ice block with flame
>>127706723
100% this
>>127706004
>>127707285
well, they COULD have the most chillest of Black dudes on commentary.. but they are frisking him at the door too much
>leaving the girl hanging
LEL