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Reminder that blue shirt guy on the couch with the nasally voice is a whiny faggot who cried after getting kicked off the donation stand for reading a Charlie Hebdo (french massacre) donation last agdq
He's also a moderator of /r/speedrun
this is what happens when you go years without any human contact and then suddenly get a surge of actual emotion and intimacy
I know from experience, his head was probably swimming
I yearn for those 2hus. Where did they get them anyways?
fuck off shitwix
why don't you stage another "witwix raid" on gdq chat so your idiot fans advertise for you
>using human input rng timers instead of the games inbuild timer
>if you sequence break the game softlocks
>game telling you where to go
>ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM
>station shaped like a bottle
>Adam tells you what weapons you can use
>Samus is weak and poops her pants
It's the same as Other M
>in-game timer that rounds to the minute
yeah its why theres so many "gays" on places like vg too
they arent actually gay, they are just so starved for romantic interaction that they turn to getting it from other males
since you're here, probably
go on /lgbt/ and ask
theres threads about it pretty often there and people posting experiences about how they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick and they realized they were straight
>You'll never be an anime who waits after your speedboi
In the UK, it's not actually that easy. It'd harder than the US, that's for sure.
Maybe his wife was a waster who didn't have a job. Need to have proof that you can support your spouse before they are eligible for permanent residency.
How can it be hard in the UK when there's like 600,000 migrants per year lmao (which is fucking huge considering the size and current population)
90% of which are slavs or inbred child/goat fuckers
I actually got pretty close to metal gear rising world record but then I remembered that there are better games to play and that I dont waste my time with a game over and over again.
I don't, I tried doing Kirby & the Amazing Mirror once but I can't do that much repetition, it gets boring.
I tried speedrunning but I realized I have a life and can't spend all this fucking time trying to play the same game over and over consistently trying to get good times for absolutely no gain other than self-satisfaction.
Do I hear blueglass laughing like a demon in the background?
>no new humble bundle today
>no agdq bundle
>not even related humble store deals
Why are they even sponsoring?
Who the fuck puts bloodborne in that timeslot instead of another established big speedgame with polished meta?
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Jesus fucking christ.
he means that all the categories and rules in speedruns are arbitrary, people just agree to what will be run and how it will be run and on what
he says it in some kind of relevationist tone but its pretty much just like yeah thats how it works cosmo whats your point
I know it's a shit speedgame, but holy fuck jrp is annihilating the other 2.
She's also drawing a parallel to gender. At first she's talking about speedruns, but then starts talking about transitioning, and "categories are arbitrary" takes on a new meaning (gender being arbitrary).
>they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick
Literally more of a faggot than men who get fucked by men. What kind of limp wristed fuccboi do you have to be? Just punch the faggot like a man and drink the gay away like the rest of us.
They allow him to see the world the way it really is.
yeah, since the in game timer is not visible until the end. are you new or have you just not seen the sonic video?
Why can't people sit for 5 minutes without hiding in their phones?
How about you fucking talk to each other or something, that "community" I keep hearing about
I could make one but there's nothing to see.
Seriously, why do they let him do this?
I remember a few years ago he talked over the developer through the whole run while ignoring everything the dev was trying to explain. It was ridiculous
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
I remember him being surprised when people complained he spoke over them. Truly the worst kind of people are the kind who are so far up themselves they don't even know when they're being cunts.
Originally people said "he didnt hear he was talking, there was no audio" and every was fine with it
Then he came out and said all that bs on how he already knew everything the dev said
What an autist
they were going to put him in the game
The commentary on this is fantastic, why are you niggers complaining?
>no twitch on vita
>have to watch it in the corner of my phone
ah that sucks
he's an oldboy so hes got a lot of immunity but on the other hand im sure hes on some shitlists for REMOVE HORROR
its very problematic to point out abuse if the abuser is a marginalized demographic
twitch admin that was in charge of emotes was a huge fucking shitbag and got called out on putting some shitty furry emotes in
cried fursecution and got a bunch of people banned peaches was on the side of gettin them good old boys freed and exposing the furry vore fuckboy
>seal boy shits up every single game with ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR
what a great guy he was.
Horror was a twitch admin who was also a furry.
He had a furry lover and decided to put his furry lover face as a global emote out of nowhere
Some speedrunners asked why it was allowed since their own sub emotes were refused
They got banned
Other started to taunt horror/twitch staff and massive ban waves ensued.
Then horror got removed and the channels unbanned
>Hello broadcaster, please stop streaming non-gaming content
>LoL streamer eating breakfast for 70k viewers is fine
Holy shit the runner keeps having to correct the commentary.
Greetings from germany btw.
he hangs out in his chat. miles used to have a auto-reply setup where his twitch account would reply "go practice grand abyss" to anything kirbymastah said, was annoying and hilarious at the same time
They do the same thing still. KittyPlaysGames sits there and solicits donations while having CSGO open and she doesn't get banned but streamers who take an hour break get yelled at even though they were playing games for hours.
Damn, they sound like pervs tbqh
Someone should donate with the comment "Cancer hurts us by coming back year after year and impacting everyone with its constant presence and refusal to go away. Hopefully one day we can be rid of it forever, but until then, let's try to reduce it as much as we can. Shoutouts to Kirbymastah."
>it's a kaito song
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him,"If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Kirbymastah gave me cancer anyway.
>someone legitimately thinks the chat is funny