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>Marathons
AGDQ Live now!

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
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1st for cringe
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>>127566660
normal people can't tell the difference
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Yo GDQ gay af tbhwu

Pie based doe,Tbh
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E A R L Y

BOYZ
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Reminder what speedrunning is really about.
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Races are shit
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fucking kirbymathta
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>all this melee autism in chat
I hope that dies down with the years like the marvels did.
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Fusion is just 2D Other M
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>>127566780
what a faggot. rather hug the whale than the twig.
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tfw you buy a team cosmo shirt and ditches the team 1 week latter
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Reminder that blue shirt guy on the couch with the nasally voice is a whiny faggot who cried after getting kicked off the donation stand for reading a Charlie Hebdo (french massacre) donation last agdq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM

He's also a moderator of /r/speedrun

https://www.reddit.com/user/Mr_Shasta
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>>127566780
this is what happens when you go years without any human contact and then suddenly get a surge of actual emotion and intimacy

I know from experience, his head was probably swimming
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post vintage gdq memes
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>>127566975
What? He wasnt kicked off, he cried because he wastricked into a tragedy mock, and he is a low test nerd
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>>127566930
You facebook kids now need to shoop pepe hands into images or your autism prevents you from aknowledging the emotion?
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>>127566849
bullshit you faggot
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>>127566660
I yearn for those 2hus. Where did they get them anyways?
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>>127566660
secondary shit for a stream monster thread. how fitting.
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>>127567038
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>>127567132
ITS NOT FAIR
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>metroid speedrun
>no sequence breaks
>long cutscenes
>using the game timer that doesn't show seconds
fusion is a joke
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>>127567109
Japan
Don't ever dream of getting a big one because the shipping alone would cost more than your life.
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>>127567038
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>>127566975
Shasta is a super autist that acts like he's srg
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I told you faggots jrp was gonna win this
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>>127566975
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>>127567223
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>>127566660
Never again
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>>127567132
fuck off shitwix

why don't you stage another "witwix raid" on gdq chat so your idiot fans advertise for you
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>>127567185
>using human input rng timers instead of the games inbuild timer
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>>127567023
surges of actual emotion and intimacy just make me cautious and vaguely uncomfortable
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>>127567185
>if you sequence break the game softlocks
Haha

>game telling you where to go
>ADAM ADAM ADAM ADAM
>station shaped like a bottle
>Adam tells you what weapons you can use
>Samus is weak and poops her pants
It's the same as Other M
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>>127566975
>no paris attacks donation this year
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>>127567324
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>>127567185
>in-game timer that rounds to the minute
every time
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>>127566780
>thanks to my GIRLFRIEND


Couch boi got cuck'ed

poor cutie pie :c
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MingLee WITWIX RAID MingLee
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>>127567023
This is why so many autists become nerd-gay.

The Brony/Furry fagdom is the exact same
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>>127567383
You still have time until Sunday, godspeed
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>>127567424
She's clearly his beard and they fucked each others' skinny butts like jackhammers in their hotel room afterwards
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Best run so far?
Best meme run so far?
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Damn, JRP is killing it.
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>>127567508
yeah its why theres so many "gays" on places like vg too

they arent actually gay, they are just so starved for romantic interaction that they turn to getting it from other males
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>>127567439
what the fuck
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>deadnaming kirbymastah
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>>127567567
Underrated run: Snapshot
Underrated meme: The baby
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>>127567383
>>>/reddit/
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>>127567592
It's also why "traps" are so praised. It allows these nerd-gays to delude themselves into thinking it's not really gay.
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>fatnaming kirbymastah>>127567734
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>>127567194
If it's around 80 bucks I'd do it.
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>>127567684
I never understood why /v/ hates this guy so much; he is literally /v/ incarnate
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>>127567684
holy shit settlement visas are so easy to get if you have a husband who is a national

how did he fuck it up
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>>127567567
snapshot, goof troop

hotline miami
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>>127567797
probably banned them on twitter when they called him fat
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>>127567592
>>127567734
Am I still nerd-gay if I like to see dicks and get off on the idea of sucking them ir getting fucked in the ass?
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>>127567549
>I want to believe

;_;
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>>127567592
What if you only like boys that look cute in maid outfits
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>>127567401
nice
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>>127567868
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?

If yes: True gay
If no: Nerd-Gay, and you need to sort yourself out
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>>127567684
Who dis?
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>>127567993
Can I be bi?
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>>127567868
since you're here, probably

go on /lgbt/ and ask

theres threads about it pretty often there and people posting experiences about how they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick and they realized they were straight
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>>127567964
then yer a fag
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>>127567964
>You'll never be an anime who waits after your speedboi
Kill me.
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>>127568010
literally google it
the guy has a wikipedia page
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>>127567835
In the UK, it's not actually that easy. It'd harder than the US, that's for sure.

Maybe his wife was a waster who didn't have a job. Need to have proof that you can support your spouse before they are eligible for permanent residency.
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>donation literally has the word HYPE three times
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>yeti already donating

so desperate for money lmao
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>>127568112
HOIP
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>>127568049
Do you wanna kiss guys and have a romantic relationship with one?

If yes: True Bi
If no: Nerd-Bi, and you need to sort yourself out
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>>127568237
smrpg
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>>127568059
It's always weird to me when I get serious replies to my gayposting
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>>127568110
How can it be hard in the UK when there's like 600,000 migrants per year lmao (which is fucking huge considering the size and current population)

90% of which are slavs or inbred child/goat fuckers
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>>127568110
That explains all the paki's who income is based on the dole and raping little kids then.
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>>127568237
sm64, now shut the FUCK up
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>>127568237
i don't i come here during the GDQs
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>>127568237
Barbie (NES)
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>>127568237
I actually got pretty close to metal gear rising world record but then I remembered that there are better games to play and that I dont waste my time with a game over and over again.

/blog
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>>127568237
beethoven
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Why were the TB posts deleted? They're relevant because the charity is about cancer. Are you really against discussion that doesn't sound like blatant marketing?
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>>127568237
Baldness while I play Hearthstone
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>>127568237
>all those (Me)s

I feel like a slut
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>>127568354
>I-I would get WR if I really cared...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>127568354
>i got btfo by beatrix

stay bad, kid
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>>127568237
Maplestory
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just realized no f-zero

what the fuck
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>>127567132
moments before caleb went nuts and made her taste the knuckles
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>>127568237
I don't, I tried doing Kirby & the Amazing Mirror once but I can't do that much repetition, it gets boring.
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>be called HerculesBenchpress
>be fat
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>>127568237
I tried speedrunning but I realized I have a life and can't spend all this fucking time trying to play the same game over and over consistently trying to get good times for absolutely no gain other than self-satisfaction.
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>>127568237
Final Fantasy X
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SUB

PIXEL

PERFECT
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>sub-pixel
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>>127568059
thats pretty fucking funny
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Did you guys cry when Han Solo died?
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EMERGENCY IN FrankerZ
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>>127568830
i havent cared about star wars since i was a child just dont my man
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>>127568434
I never said that? I was 5min off or something like that. I couldnt do one glitch ;_,

>>127568494
Who ?
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>>127568797
yeah /lgbt/ are really sick of "nerd gay" and people "who like anime traps" and they have a really no nonsense attitude towards it too

they will cut right through the bullshit
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>>127568293
janis shut this post down now! OY VEY
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>40 second difference
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Do I hear blueglass laughing like a demon in the background?
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>>127569056
That anime was made for black cock
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>no new humble bundle today
>no agdq bundle
>not even related humble store deals
Why are they even sponsoring?
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>>127567592
dropping the truth bombs
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i hope they save le animals
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>>127569215
All they'd put in an AGDQ bundle is the pc indieshit games on the schedule
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>>127569364
>Luke kills Han Solo

That doesn't happen
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>Herc gets the shinespark
>nobody cares
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Who the fuck puts bloodborne in that timeslot instead of another established big speedgame with polished meta?
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>>127569364
Ben kills Han though
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>meme from 10 years ago
>people clap
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>leeroy jenkins meme
>2016
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>>127569521
that is the reddit way
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What fucking time warp did I just fall into?
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>>127569546
I think its been 10 years since it came out, hasn't it?
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>>127569521
yeah i mean how pathetic who uses ancient memes like that

kek
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>Leeroy Jenkins
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>>127569498
>polished meta
what did he mean by this?
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>>127569498
the schedule this year is beyond retarded all the way through
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>>127569514
No, the bad guy does, darth rey or whatever
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>>127569521
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>>127569521
>>127569546
It's not old, it's just a vintage meme
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>>127569297
>le not massmarketed AAA must be shit
*sips mtdew*
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>>127569626
you need to buy chinese consoles to get WR
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>>127569668
Kylo Ren?
his real name is Ben
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>>127569732
That was obi-wans name
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>>127569691
word its going to be worth a lot one day
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>>127569715
Nah you just need to grind that rng drop for wr.
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magoo
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>>127569108
hey uh what anime is it, for science
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>jrp's cat

What kind of beta male owns a cat? I hooe it's his gf's
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>>127569692
>le indieshit isn't shit
*sips frappuccino*
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>Leeroy Jenkins

What a time to be alive, boys. All the finest, freshest, revived memes in the world on your AGDQ stream! Don't forget to like us on Facebook, comment on our Twitter and subscribe!

Jesus fucking christ.
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scary

this is very scary

this part is very scary
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>>127569945
It's not their fault the people wasting their money are normalfaggots
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>>127569945
don't tell me you didn't xD irl at that joke
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>>127570024
No normie would use leeroy jenkins

It is 100% some nerd, I'd bet my virginity
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>commentator says "massive damage"
>chat explodes into 2006 memes
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SPOOPY
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>>127569792
his fake name
and Kylo's real name
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>>127570130
Every second I've spent watching AGDQ my face has been locked firmly in :| form
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my mind wanders
the memes are all arbitrary
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>no seconds
lol
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>>127570308
a glib facsimile
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>>127570308
What did he mean by this?

Not even memeing, what did he mean?
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>>127570306
I opened it for the sm64 race, had enough after the second donation got read.
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>>127566660
>>127570280
whjat the fuck, you're blowing my mind right now
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>>127570450
I'm mentally ill and my life is falling apart, please help.
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>>127570450
he means that all the categories and rules in speedruns are arbitrary, people just agree to what will be run and how it will be run and on what

he says it in some kind of relevationist tone but its pretty much just like yeah thats how it works cosmo whats your point
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>>127570450
did you fail 7th grade English?
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lel kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind
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I know it's a shit speedgame, but holy fuck jrp is annihilating the other 2.
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>>127570770
It's weird that this whole thing is to prevent cancer but they still allow kirbymastah to do runs
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>>127570626
weird for mr. iQue of all people to make that statement
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>>127570884
agdq itself is cancer masked by memes
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>>127570884
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

MY FUCKING GOD
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>>127570884
savage
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>>127570884
ruthless
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are these guys doing very different routes or are they really far apart?
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were people really that assblasted by the hotline run?
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This isn't even a race.
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>>127571070
same routes

jrp is in first, kirbymastah is about 40 seconds behind, and hercules just ended his run
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>>127567223
>>127567320

love this guy. i would legit go all the way to whatever shithole this is being held just to meet him.
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first mercy kill of the event so far
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>>127571072
Just based on what i saw on twitter and neogaf, people either loved it or hated it. And those that hated it really hated it
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>>127571072
What happened?
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>Hercules
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F
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2RUNNERS
R
U
N
N
E
R
S
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miles hype?
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herculesbenchpress entering dunnius mode
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>Herc
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EVERY

SINGLE

YEAR
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EPICLY_EPIC
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2BIGLEY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ktrPPu4v_M
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HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY GLASSES HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SHIRT HEY GUYS ILL BE DOING COMMENTARY ME ME ME LOOK AT ME HEY GUYS ITS YOUR PAL KIRBYMASTAH ME ME ME
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You know for such a popular series Metroid sure does deliver a shocking amount of fuckups.
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>donate cause Herc died
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>>127571345

>tfw the gaston song was godlike yesterday but all the others were cringe as fuck
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>>127571357
Be quiet.
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do we have a bingo for this year?
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Herc really exposed these kids
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>>127571469
HE TOLD ME TO BE QUIET IM GONNA BE LOUD FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS NOW XD XD XD
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>>127571487
Drink when Kirbymastah in on stream, keep drinking until you can tolerate him
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>>127571360
Prime 1 and Super Metroid are the only great ones. Prime 2 is okay and the rest are varying levels of shit.
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>>127571465
Shut the fuck up spikevegeta
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YSG Kreygasm
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>>127571647
>Prime is good

Nice meme
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>Kirbymastah didn't win
All is good
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>>127571809
You are a big gay cowboy
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>"We like to have fun here"
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>bonk
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>>127571674
What a strong young bull
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>kirby still trying make it about him

just fuck off you lost
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>>127571942
and he still tries to get attention
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>>127571809
You are a naked gull fledgling
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>>127571942
I GOT A 1/64 CHANCE ME ME ME PAY ATTENTION DID YOU SEE CHECK OUT MY CAT SHIRT

XDXD I LOVE CATS LOOK AT THIS CAT PYRAMID HEY GUYS
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i FUCKING TOLD YOU KEKS JRP WOULD WIN
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HOLY SHIT THAT LAST DONATION MESSAGE
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>>127570450
>>127570626
She's also drawing a parallel to gender. At first she's talking about speedruns, but then starts talking about transitioning, and "categories are arbitrary" takes on a new meaning (gender being arbitrary).
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>forget about the quick part
triggered
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>>127572124
good to see ESA's rampant homoeroticism is being challenged this year
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We did it reddit
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>>127572195
I'm gonna be real with you for a second anon I didn't watch more than 15 seconds
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Congratulations Kirby, you tied for first place!
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>>127572124
>>
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SJ live & lubed
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Looks like JRP and Kirby tied :^)
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>Miles again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
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>>127567993
Nerd-Gay 4 lyfe.
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>>127572327
Personally I was laughing so hard I didnt even hear what he said
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>>127572183
What was it?
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>>127572195
>she
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>>127572327
>>127572469
what are you talking about?
i just woke up
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>>127572420
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>>127572362
waddup g
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>>127572593
iQue = HRT
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I must live life knowing that soulless people like the ones in gdq exists.

Why even try at this point?
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what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
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>>127572718
>implying it was a tie
>shit talking other people

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>127572718
fuck off kirbymastah
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They made orchestral versions of Goldeneye?
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>>127572718
>delete
holy shit just edit the element.
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>>127572718
>tie
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>>127572718
>Delete
almost baited
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>>127572718
>delete
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>>127572773
He achieved enlightenment and realized that nothing matters, life is arbitrary, and no matter what occurs it's fine.
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>>127572809
>>127572842
>>127572847
fuck
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>>127572718
>delete
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>>127572785
metroid games use IGT retard, it was a tie.
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>>127572718
woops someone forgot the delete icon
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Why the fuck does Kirbymastah always wear sunglasses?
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this run gonna be golden
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Any major autistic moments or chokes happen at AGDQ yet?
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http://www.speedrun.com/fusion

>IGT
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>>127572285
not even close
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>200 minute setup time bewteen 2 metrid games thanks to the pros
>hm what songs to play...
>GOLDENEYE!!
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>>127573029
did you not see Kirbymastah just now?
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>>127573061
Who are those m a d m e n ?
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>>127573035
>5-way second place tie
why even have a leaderboard at that point
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>>127568059

>they threw up when they actually touched another mans dick

Literally more of a faggot than men who get fucked by men. What kind of limp wristed fuccboi do you have to be? Just punch the faggot like a man and drink the gay away like the rest of us.
>>
>>127572881
>in game time
Fuck off, they called TIME for a reason
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C'mon man.
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the guy that just tried to show his cellphone
lmfao how beta can you be rofl
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>>127573029
Some neofaggots got mad at our boi snowfats for memeing up his 4am run.
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Have there been any prestigious speedrun world records yet?
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>ass crack live on stream

BANNED
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What are the good runs so far
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>>127572718
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>>127573029
You posting
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>>127573185
holy fuck this manspreading
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>>127572973
They allow him to see the world the way it really is.
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>>127572718
>tie
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Miles has a fat ass
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>>127573174
yeah, since the in game timer is not visible until the end. are you new or have you just not seen the sonic video?
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>>127573185
I just wanna snuggle him.
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>>127573321
is*
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>>127573185
I miss this guy tbph
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>>127573185
please tell me you got a webm of him showing his phone to the camera
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Am I the only one who thinks Prime main menu sounds like the Battlefield theme?
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Why can't people sit for 5 minutes without hiding in their phones?

How about you fucking talk to each other or something, that "community" I keep hearing about
>>
kirbymastah will NEVER EVER shut the fuck up, enjoy the next hour and a half
>>
>people STILL mad about hotline
>>
>black shirt and khaki pants

why do i have feeling that miled has a closet filled with just these items
>>
oh god kirbymastah is gonna talk over miles, fuck this
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>GoldenEye music
>no GoldenEye

fug
>>
OH MY GOD 1 HOUR+ OF THAT FUCKING CUNT

IM SO DONE
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>>127573380
I could make one but there's nothing to see.
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IMPORTANT SPEED REMINDER

https://www.change.org/p/dss-unmod-kirbymastah-in-darkspinessonic

IMPORTANT SPEED REMINDER
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>>127573423
Same shit every year
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>>127573402
Aw fuck is he doing metroid too?
>This fuck is the reason no one from Retro will ever return
>>
he's still there

he's like a cancer
>>
>>127573185
the face of cultural marxism
>>
Less is more, so why won't he stop fucking talking?
>>
People who havent played Prime dont know how hard this run is

It controls like fucking ass
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>>127573392
, says the guy sitting in front of a computer alone berating people for being antisocial
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>>127573556
>like
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>>127573640
But I'm talking to people right now, anon.
>>
is T3 a pureboi
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>>127573640
>Says the guy sitting at home relaxing after working all day

>not the guy who paid money, flew across the country, to attend a community event

nice try on the hate tho
>>
off to a strong start again
>>
frigayt
>>
>prevent cancer foundation
>kirbymastah hasn't been prevented yet

so where's the money going??
>>
>transition
banned
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>>127573392
Gotta bump the 4chan thread.
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>>127573763
stop asking questions anon
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>you transition

COSMO BTFO

B
T
F
O
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>>127573481
>>127573380
>>
>>127573763
>same joke thats been posted 4 times already

nice one friend haha funny!!!!
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>>127573509
Seriously, why do they let him do this?

I remember a few years ago he talked over the developer through the whole run while ignoring everything the dev was trying to explain. It was ridiculous
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>>127573818
>Cosmo

BANNED 4 LIFE
>>
>games using frames for timing shit
OK I get it, Japan does this because they're basically still stuck in the PS1-PS2 era, but why is this allowed?
>>
>>127573856
more than than, he was interrupting the dev over and over
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Shoutouts to the Hat In Time run earlier
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>>127573823
wasn't there a person banned from the room on a previous event for trying that?
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>>127573823

Holy shit what a beta faggot.
>>
>Metroid prime is just jumping out of bounds
how was this allowed in?
>>
>>127573902
It's a console game where consistency is required you nodev ideaguy faggot
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>>127574004
No. I'm sure they tell people not to do it, but nobody's banned for being an attention whore.
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>>127574021
nintendrones
>>
>>127573987
A Hat in Time (Beta)
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>>127573823
Now I just wanna know what he was trying to show
And why he didn't turn down the brightness
>>
>>127573987
I remember Cosmo running an early version of this game on stream...
Come back Cosmo
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>>127573823
What did he want to show us?
>>
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM
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>>127573856
Their argument was that everything the developer was saying about the game they already knew. But he still should have shut the fuck up.
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>>127573823
>>
>>127573987
Get back to reddit you fucking cunt
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>>127573856
I remember him being surprised when people complained he spoke over them. Truly the worst kind of people are the kind who are so far up themselves they don't even know when they're being cunts.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zlya2/shut_up_kirbymastah/

discuss
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>>127573987
That's retarded, if you want to play Sunshine 2 just wait for them to actually finish it.
>>
Wow, does Kirbymastah actually know anything about this game? Might as well just shut up and let Miles talk.
>>
>>127574237
>https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zlya2/shut_up_kirbymastah/

it's removed, what's left to discuss?
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>>127574237
mr shasta finishes commentating: the deletion
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>>127574162
>>127574151
Originally people said "he didnt hear he was talking, there was no audio" and every was fine with it

Then he came out and said all that bs on how he already knew everything the dev said

What an autist
>>
>>127574128
they were going to put him in the game
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>>127574469
Who?
>>
>>127574469
Are they going to change it to Narcissa now?
>>
Imagine this commentator ordering a ticket to the sixth sense.
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The commentary on this is fantastic, why are you niggers complaining?
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>>127574237
get censored small son
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>glitch run
:|
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did cosmo really go trans because he lost his gaming records?

how long till he an heroes?
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>>127574654
Kirby get off your phone you should be concentrating on killing yourself
>>
>went to the shop
>come back to this
Who's the guy with the sunglasses and why is he talking so much?
>>
guy does too much commentary

>SHUT UP DIE YOU SUK

retard laughs over everyone and takes over the whole room with needless noise

>OMG SO C00OL HE IS DA BES
>>
>>127573731

yeah he refuses to stream even though he's by far the best player. shame really
>>
>>127574758
Stay mad.
>>
lets kick cancers butt
>>
this obnoxious cunt is still allowed

big jon isn't
p_ isn't
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>miles begging for a donation to shut kirby up
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>>127574825
Stay dishonest.
>>
>>127574758

>using numbers instead of letters ironically

Back to reddit.
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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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>no twitch on vita
>have to watch it in the corner of my phone
>>
>autoaim
why is this even allowed
>>
>>127574909
what did peaches do to get banned
>>
>>127574909
what happened with big jon?
>>
why is this retard always wear sunglasses.. INSIDE!?
>>
why didn't he come :(
>>
>>127574909
Big Jon is not banned.
>>
>Magmoor caverns
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>127574949
>using 'back to reddit' unironically

back to tumblr
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>>127575070
He wasn't banned but deadline fuckery meant he missed the cutoff and GDQ wouldn't budge.
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>>127575075
ua is threatened by him
he's too big to shiv
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>>127575207
back to reddit
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>>127575189
nice
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>>127575218
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>>127575265
back to tumblr
>>
>>127575207
>>127575265
back to /v/
>>
They allow Halo runs now?
>>
>>127575341
>>127575363
back to my room
>>
Uyama has been spotted
>>
hey guys, just woke up.

Please give me all the cringe moments on video in the past 12 hours, thanks.
>>
>not skipping cutscenes to save in-game time
>>
>>127575217
ah that sucks
he's an oldboy so hes got a lot of immunity but on the other hand im sure hes on some shitlists for REMOVE HORROR

its very problematic to point out abuse if the abuser is a marginalized demographic
>>
>>127575418
hello newshit
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>>127574964
>vita
kill yourself
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>>127575207
Hello, reddit
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>>127575476
>REMOVE HORROR
spoonfeed please
>>
>>127575207

Epik comeback bro. Giving you that upvote you crave so much.
>>
>>127575473
>sleeping 12 hours

underage pls go
>>
>>127575473
all you need are these

>>127573185
>>127573823
>>
>>127575452
how are his glands looking
>>
>basically
>essentially
>pretty much
>>
basically
>>
>>127575473
Fuck off gossip girl kid >>>/facebook/
>>
take a load of this ledditor
>>
That's a good trick
>>
>DOUBLE SAMUS ALL THE WAY

oh my god SHUT UP
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>>127575573
>>
Wait I didnt get that

Does he have the artifact or not
>>
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this is pretty fucked
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>>127575573
how new
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>>127575723
your mom took their load already
>>
>>127575723
he's right about blueglass

dude's annoying as hell and awful at the one game he "runs"
>>
>>127575573
twitch admin that was in charge of emotes was a huge fucking shitbag and got called out on putting some shitty furry emotes in

cried fursecution and got a bunch of people banned peaches was on the side of gettin them good old boys freed and exposing the furry vore fuckboy
>>
>>127575806
#BlackLivesMatter
>>
So do people ironically hate ysg or what?
>>
>>127575806
Racial profiling
>>
>>127575806
If that's true, that's fucked up
>>
>>127575806
AYO HOL UP SENPAI
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>>127575956
They'll stop doing it when they stop being correct with their assumptions.
>>
ghetto jump?
>>
Miles just keeps BTFOing Kirbymastah
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>>127576050

fuck off
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What the fuck happened to the framerate
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>>127576050
>>
>>127576050
TRANSBIAN
TRANSBIAN

TRANSBIAN WITH A BUTTPLUG
>>
>>127576050
hi
>>
my mind wandas
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>>127576050
i'll be honest, if his penis is still intact, I'd fuck him, but only in the dark, and he shuts up
>>
>>127576050
what the fuck is that thing
>>
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
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>>127576050
Did he transition into edarem?
>>
>>127576293
the godess of speed
>>
>GREETINGS FROM GERNAMY
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>>127575723
>seal boy shits up every single game with ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR
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>>127576210
should make it a flashing gif
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>glitched game
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THE CHOKE IS REAL
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>>127575473
https://youtu.be/7_tECVYG4p4?t=2384
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can someone tell me this german meme
>>
Super Metroid = Speedrun

Metroid Prime = Glitch run
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>>127567567
probably metroid prime, like every year
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>>127575806
Who even is that and why would he be on the banned list? Is it because he's black like the MHC?
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>>127576338
>edarem
what a great guy he was.
Bless him.
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>>127575573
Horror was a twitch admin who was also a furry.
He had a furry lover and decided to put his furry lover face as a global emote out of nowhere

Some speedrunners asked why it was allowed since their own sub emotes were refused
They got banned
Other started to taunt horror/twitch staff and massive ban waves ensued.

Then horror got removed and the channels unbanned
>>
>it's not required anymore
>you only do it because it's faster
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>>127576597
IM from Germany and it even goes on my nerves, fucking german attentionwhore cucks
>>
how defensive is kirbymastah going to be after this?
>>
>>127576601
basically
>>
>>127576715
Greetings from a fellow german. :^)
>>
>>127576585
you got to be more specific. Is there a certain moment that something happened or is it the whole 40min run?
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>>127576254
Funny that you think you're any better than him considering you're also mentally ill
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>>127575573
>>
>>127576787
gj
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>>127576597
It's actually not a meme
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>>127576771
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


KILLYOURSEEEEEEEEEEELFFFFFFFF
>>
>>127576787
fuck you
>>
>>127576597
You have to be literally new or deaf not to get it
>>
>>127576597

Someone from "Germany" got their donation read during DMC4 and said something about their wifes son
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>>127576695
i remember having so much fun when this went on
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>>127576695

>Hello broadcaster, please stop streaming non-gaming content

>LoL streamer eating breakfast for 70k viewers is fine
>>
>>127576834
Being desperate for some asspussy isn't an illness, Anon.
>>
>>127576886
No I just want to greet everyone.
So Greetings boys! With love from Germany. :)
>>
Holy shit the runner keeps having to correct the commentary.
Greetings from germany btw.
>>
>>127574747
why did you spoiler?
>>
>>127576807
Probably meant ~ 39:40
>>
Miles is fucking BASED
>>
>>127576969
I hope you're aware that this sexual desperation is actually the exact thing that drives catholic priests to rape little boys.

Let's hope you trap faggots don't go that far
>>
>>127576989
Greets back from Germany
>>
Why the fuck is Kirbymastah even there? Miles has to correct him constantly.
>>
Greeting t.Germany :----D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjywBCv_8E
>>
>>127577185
that fucking song
>>
>>127577165
he hangs out in his chat. miles used to have a auto-reply setup where his twitch account would reply "go practice grand abyss" to anything kirbymastah said, was annoying and hilarious at the same time
>>
kirbymastah is 22nd on the leaderboards, why is he talking over miles
>>
>open the stream
>hear KirbyMastah talking at 200 mph
>somebody else chimes in
>"Coming up is the hardest trick in the game."
>closed the stream
>>
>>127577102
How do you know it's not consensual
>>
>>127575573
how fucking new
>>
>>127577102
I didn't know Wanda was underage, I'll be sure to wait for her.
>>
>>127577185
Ich mag :D ^^
>>
QUADRUPLE

FRAME

PERFECT
>>
>>127577315
He talked over the dev

This fat cunt shuts up for nobody
>>
>>127577330
Yeah, I too would start baiting if I genuinely considered fucking a little boy and got called out on it
>>
>>127577315
because he's an idiot and completely oblivious about himself
>>
>>127576938
They do the same thing still. KittyPlaysGames sits there and solicits donations while having CSGO open and she doesn't get banned but streamers who take an hour break get yelled at even though they were playing games for hours.
>>
>>127577185
snibbidy snab :-DD
>>
Are they going to copyright claim all youtube videos of this event like they did last year?
>>
they should put blechy and kirbymastah together on the couch
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>>127577056
dude that video is from 2015
>>
>>127577102
Damn, they sound like pervs tbqh
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Which redefined the shooter genre more: metroid prime or splatoon?
>>
what's a metroid
>>
>>127577428
Did you hear about that porn website where camgirls play games and get money from horny guys?

it's called twitch
>>
>>127576969
>asspussy
Which one is it?
>>
i thought the robot you play as was called metroid???
>>
>>127577756
an overrated series
>>
>>127577723
Halo
>>
great commentary

>1. literally autistic
>2. literally will not stop talking
>3. literally generally basically essentially pretty much
>>
>>127577834
>>127577723
Halo invented it, Splatoon perfected it
>>
>>127577618
>>>/b/pol/
>>
>>127577723
Splatoon, Metroid Prime merely created a new genre and form of art while Splatoon redefined shooters.
>>
>clapping for RNG
>>
Are your RNG any good, /vg/?
>>
Someone should donate with the comment "Cancer hurts us by coming back year after year and impacting everyone with its constant presence and refusal to go away. Hopefully one day we can be rid of it forever, but until then, let's try to reduce it as much as we can. Shoutouts to Kirbymastah."
>>
>>127577924
Heck yeah, we get powerbombs all the time, right Miles?
>>
/S(pe)RG/


XDDD
>>
>>127577924
>when your gf says it's not your fault just bad rng
>>
>>127567320
BONNNNNNNNNNNEESAWWW
>>
>>127577564
>it's a kaito song
>>
>cancer is NOT great
>>
>>127578056
YOOOOOO
>>
>>127578078
keep this girl at all cost, I repeat: at all cost
>>
jesus kirbymastah could you BE any more BTFO?
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>this marathon
>>
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him,"If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Kirbymastah gave me cancer anyway.
>>
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>>127576935
>>127576938
I might have some more
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>someone legitimately thinks the chat is funny
>>
>>127578056
Funniest post ITT
>>
>>127578241
dumbr facebookfrog poster
>>
TOOL ASSISSTED
>>
who are the best rpg speedrunner streamers?
>>
Is using a program to plot the maze considered cheating?
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>>127578240
>>
i'm pretty sick of kirbymastah
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>GREETINGS FROM FRANCE
>>
>all this lag
Are you serious right now
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wth is going on?
>>
they haven't broken $300k yet? Are donations a bit slow this year or something?
>>
what just happened?
>>
the game softlocked and obviously they never saved so lol
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what's even going on? stream is working normally for me
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>>127578392
it was already a tool assisted run because it's miles playing
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Wow, western game crashes, never saw this before
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MERCY KILLED!
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What a great run!
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>>127578383
puwexil is probably the best- genuinely nice guy, comfy as fuck stream, and doesn't take donations/subs.
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Maybe he paused the game and broke the pause button
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>>127577792
Ayy lmao
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>>127578573
People catching on to the scam.

>cant finish a random(?) maze without spoiling it
Typical speedrunners.
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What happened?
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