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-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Last thread was really fucking straight
I hope this one goes better
nth for gay
royal guards can come too
We don't know if Mad Dummy's a boy or a girl or not.
have best gays
thanks! I appreciate it.
I'm still trying to figure out what i'm doing next for the story, i've been doing filler to keep practicing while i decide
i dont know if i want to do lewds or not. it's kind of been something i didnt want to broach starting out but i might eventually
i also am pretty terrible at writing lewd, i've tried it once and i deleted it because i couldnt stop laughing at the dialogue
I don't know but it's one of the best things to happen.
I dunno, it's not
hardto feel upa guess.
Friendly reminder that this is a thing:
Head canon time?
>Asgore realized at some point that Chara poisoned themselves because their symptoms matched what he went through when he was poisoned which is in part why he put the kill order up.
>It was Toriel's idea to adopt Chara, Asgore went along with it despite still having reservations about trusting humans after the war.
>Saving and Loading is only possible inside the Underground and around Mt.Ebbot due to natural monster magic and human magic from the barrier mixing, allowing things that shouldn't be possible to happen, including human souls sticking around a lot longer then they should be able too (hence chara being a thing). A few months after true Pacifist and the barrier breaking, Frisks loses the ability to reset.
>Chara was there the entire time and is the one who resets the timeline after a true pacifist run, if you never reset then Chara redeemed herself and moved on.
>Flowey kills himself after talking to the player post TP because even though he couldn't SAVE and LOAD anymore he was scared he would go back to not caring about anything.
>Sans still suffers from PTSD related nightmares about everything resetting but with Papyrus help is slowly getting over it
>Asgore funded both the school seen at the end of the game and Toriel getting a college degree so she could legally teach as a way to try and make amends to her
>At some point once all the monsters were fully integrated and the laws had been established to protect them Asgore went and made reparations to the families of the six fallen children.
Please don't do that, my child. And do not promote the demon Chara's slandering art. Our Lord in Heaven would protect the Father and banish the wickedness that is Chara.
That was a fun video.
hotlegmeme has some good stuff, though you probably already knew that
No, it's the fact she was so goddammit obnoxious about "LE JUSTICEEE" that she missed the entire point of the fucking game and complained about being punished for it. This persecution complex where you believe we're ganging up on someone for not doing PACIFIST REEEEE is honestly retarded.
If it turns out that there's MLP in the Undertale universe, I will do a Genocide run, sell Frisk's soul, and leave the game at that forever.
I was gonna ask for requests, but I think now's not a good time
Try saying that after I've pumped your chest full of lead fishsticks.
Post >yfw mods save the day
Reposting since it's cute:
>solving captcha to continue not posting content under a name
I'LL TAKE THREE DOZEN!
>about to post
The purge...MAXIMUM WOSH ENGAGE.
>mods are here
You know what that means.
Requesting a fic/comic about /utg/ going to complete shit before cutting to the UT cast pressing a button labeled "NUKE THE FUCKS" or something similar, because holy shit.
lmao at all the furry faggots that just got owned like it's 2005
post yfw you found out the mod was Chara all along
Ok, everything seems right in the world
Taking cute requests
I really hate art that makes Mettaton look like a woman
I think you'll find Woshua really varies based on artist interpretation
I did it, I finished her. Fucking hell that took a while
Fukupears are pretty important
I disagree, but I will not disrespect a fellow robotfag.
I finished your request, but it got woshed away.
Mods have saved the day!
Post cute happy stuff now
>free speech and thought
4chan has never been about free speech, thought, or expression. There is no "bill of rights" for 4chan users. This notion that free speech is held sacred and protected by the staff of 4chan is one that was entirely made up by /pol/ and it's entirely bullshit.
>game has anthropomorphic animals
>mods just delete those posts with pictures of asriel or toriel because they are considered "furry"
you sure are making these threads better
Asriel is cute!
I'm going to marry the gote!
Just a reminder to fellow writeanons out there, you're doing good work and are appreciated. Even when you get no comments or feedback, just remember us other writeanons feel for you and got your back. Keep it up!
Need to get back to writing myself really. Been almost two weeks but hoping to drop a friskriel cuddlefic in the next day or two.
cute, non-lewdmacro allowed?
What happened to the writefag doing Pocket Frisk, anyways?
Bless your heart writefag
The guy who used to run this place valued free speech, he just drew a line when necessary but there was freedom, you wouldn't get your SFW "Need more Nicecream / Burgerpants doing shit." post deleted for no reason whatsoever.
Isn't it just the Worn Dagger but given a different purpose? Why would the prize in the box change at all unless it were given a different meaning, the heart-shaped locket is still the same, just called something different because it belongs to Chara
I know what you mean, most of the little comments on mine were writefags giving (very helpful) advice.
OH, DARLING, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!~ YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETY!
How do i play this game for the first time, do I do a pacifist/genocide run or just go along with whatever, how important is replaying, is there a lot missing if I fuck up my first run, are they related beyond tangental remarks. Help.
the reason the items are so much more powerful is that they feed their special reasons to chara's determination.
Chara seems fully willing to kill her family, but she seems to have to have emotions for those items to mean so much to her.
So do Undyne and Pardo fuck? Does he grow to grudgingly care about her, or does he just consider her a two-bit-thug who deserves to be dusted by the Miami Mutilator? Does she know what he gets up to?
Sell me on this ship.
Thank you, I try! They are literally all I write. Check lazy snowday and the few ones grouped with it in the pastebin if you want an idea of what to expect from me, if I get it done soon.
>WHY AM I CONSTANTLY GAINING EXECUTION POINTS?
>MUST BE NOTHING
Mad Dummy is pure and would never fuck his cousin without marrying them first.
Is anyone else drinking tonight?
I know its a Monday, but its my first day off in almost 3 weeks.
Well, I'm heading to bed. Whenever you spot me next, be sure to post it/link it so I can fawn over it!
Everyone better post Grillsby while I'm gone, I don't have nearly enough!
Also post Fuku.
The amount of people doing crossovers on Shamchat is crazy. I always wonder if they get bites or if I'm the only one that understands some of them.
Its kind of weird. I mean, take all the anons that try to rp LISA on there. I guess you need to just keep trying to do crossovers until people get curious and check out the source material or something.
Oooooh you're the guy that wrote that? I loved that story! It was great, please for the love of god write more- that stuff is my lifeblood.
I did, but no one came
The stats are different, but they're obviously Chara's personal equipment, compared to the rest of the items in the game.
It really doesn't matter since the only enemy you fight after getting them is Sans, who goes down in one hit and only deals one damage anyway
Do pacifist or genocide won't make much sense//will be very boring.
Remember when you do genocide there are special rules beyond killing everything you stumble upon, look them up.
I was rping Buddy this morning and some people got what I was talking about.
You have to describe your favorite character in one word without mentioning name, species, attack or age.
It gets worse before it gets better.
Then it gets worse, again.
Every night, buddy. What's your poison?
search 'nightmare fear factory' on Google Images
I've been gone since the week before Christmas.
What's gone down since then?
Thank you, have the other half I did now that I got my (You)
Makes sense. I'm really kicking myself for not grabbing it when it was on sale.
And hopefully i'll enjoy this one and buy it. The last game I gave a test run to was a collossal disappointment, Fallout 4
Just some jin and juice. I wish I could drink more often, but my work makes me wake up at 3am.
Are you talking about snowday anon?
I swear, I don't know where this confusion happened. Well I kinda do, but man, lmao.
Snowday anon (me) =/= Acid/Lucid anon, who...I thought was also two separate anons?
I guess that one time I used LSD anon (for Lazy SnowDay), I probably shoulda had a bit more foresight before I temporarily namefagged with that.
In my defense I think someone else called me that when they OTP'd me with Tacitly while describing writeanons in a /utg/ dating sim, about a week ago. I still get a kek out of that...notice me Tacitly senpai!
I'll give you a no BS warning: If you don't do pacifist on your first time through you'll have to start a new run and do pacifist in a second run to get the "true" ending. Additionally, the meat of the game is the same in a neutral run and a pacifist run.
That being said, if you don't mind that I'd recommend you playing exactly how you want, non-pacifist neutral can be a unique experience in and of itself, some cutscenes are actually changed or added in those runs, NPC dialogue universally changes based on what you do and you get a unique ending based on your choices.
Just don't do genocide until after you've done the True Pacifist route.
>withholding the booby
you sly dog
>means so much to her
forgive me if you think I''m just projecting headcanon here, using the Charrator.
In pacifist, it's described as an old dagger 'for cutting plants and vines'. Gardening. (or just to be cynical, dealing with Flowey I guess).
Maybe it's memories of past hobbies, happy memories, but it can also be used as an effective weapon, hence the description in genocide.
If you think I'm just pulling shit out my ass, it's okay. I still love you.
and failingto search dumblr for new goatmom smut
Failing because holy shit do they love their filthy crack retard pairings and there's no way to filter it out
I need a madotsuki vomit Toriel edit to properly express my disgust
Aw, come on now. Don't call Paps annoying, he's a good boy.
I'm actually quite glad Christmas is over. That holiday is nothing but trouble for me.
I'm lucky enough to be working from home, but I feel you.
Back when I was working a 5-1 baking job, I occasionally went into work still drunk. It's not a fun feeling.
when people say christmas is over.
napsta and metta as daft punk when
know what's better than filthy crack pairings
WHERE DOES THE PISS COME FROM TUMBLR
it's still pretty hot if you can suspend disbelief
also what's the policy on piss on a blue board, if it's clothed
Moster Kid: Trip
I think that covers any relevant characters.
I'm a slut for (You)s. Otherwise I wouldn't be namefagging
I'm not sure if I should post the bikiniless one because no nips or vag. I don't know how I would draw it on fire
Any non-Genocide narration is at the benefit of Frisk since Chara only takes over for Genocide. This is also another reason why Genocide is best played after True Pacifist so you don't get confused and can understand Chara's true thoughts after you've learned about them at the end of True Pacifist
At least that's how I think it works, Genocide is more of just bonus content after you're done with the game
Acid/Lucid is a guy who posted pics of comfy goat and wished everyone a good day and good vibes. He also advised people about the proper use of LSD and gave tips on meditation. He was my muse for writing comfy oh god this is getting circlejerky I'm gonna stop now
I don't like skeleton smut, so I will opt out of this discussion you've initiated with me.
Yeah no fucking shit, e621 doesn't have everything.
Asgore running into a human child on one of his expeditions as Santa!
Asgore forced to kill a little kid on fucking Christmas!
Asgore not even being able to go home and wash the blood off because he still has gifts to deliver!
Asgore being relieved that his suit was already red!
Asgore going back to the castle when he's finished and feeling even sadder and lonelier than he usually does every Christmas!
I totally meant to fucking Spoiler that second bit I am of the dumbest of dumbs
Even Asgore wouldn't kill the kid on christmas. He'd take them on a wonderful Santa adventure and say that the kid's present is back in his workshop
when they go there, he'd snatch the kid in the santa sack and smother him
asgore catching a human child in his sack while he's dressed as santa!
asglre trying to smother the kid but it keeps struggling!
asgore hefting the sack and slamming it against the ground, over and over, until the child stops struggling!
asgore crying silently as he smothers the broken child in his santa sack on christmas morning!
ho ho ho!
Alright I guess, it's nothing special so don't expect much. Literally a flaming barbie doll
It's a special picture that looks different in thumbnails than when you view it full size. Like this totally canon picture
Peary Fuku is best fire
Post best lizard, or christmas.
i want to get profiled, but i don't know how it works
do i have to make a certain amount of posts, and then you guys just give me a name and add it to a database somewhere
redpill me on this profiling shit, i want in on it
So what the canon power of humans in Undertale? How much does it vary?
I know for instance a level 1 human child can defeat the king of their world, a veteran warrior, in single combat armed with nothing but a stick.
On the other hand a level 20 human child is capable of unleashing enough raw destructive energy to completely wipe the monster world and all it's inhabitants from existence.
Got rid of the unnecessary characters.
Human power vs monsters isn't based on physical ability, its based on intent combined with their soul. Frisk/Chara can become incredibly powerful against monsters because he has malice toward them.
if Heats is Grillby's son, then...
Nah, they're old biker buddies. Go back a long time.
Dadsteris best dad, but Grillby is pretty damn good, too.
A part of me wants to ask why it was so obvious, but I already know the answer to that. I'm doing pretty damn good! How are YOU doing?
Why not I have a folder of christmas stuff.
Flaming barbie dolls for everyone
LOVE is more important than raw power. Any human can kill a monster, it's if they really want to. Chara is an entity that surpasses either via determination, same as Flowey
Fuku and Grillby are more similar to each other than Heats. I feel like making shitty OC content of some kind of fire mom now. Eh, I'll just do something better with my time instead
I don't think there's any canonical guide to human power levels
I interpret an LV in Undertale as being basically equivalent to a class level in D&D, with LV1 being able to hold their own against a small number of trash mobs at a time, and LV20 having literal demigod-tier power that can change the world
it's just that ALL the monsters in Undertale are "trash mobs", with even boss fights like Undyne and Asgore being CR1 or CR2 at most
See now you say that but it's very clear that Undyne is capable of picking up her enemies and moving them like thy're nothing. If she wanted to she cold use her physical strength to just snap them like a twig.
Sans too uses his physical strength whenever he dodges attacks. If he weren't a fat lazy fuck who gets tired so easily he'd be able to dodge attacks all day.
/utg/ I've been sick for 11 goddamn days and I'm ready to die
Who wants to come end my miserable existence?
Heats is short, but Fuku is green. idk. It's not improbable that Grillby's wife is a hot green fire milf. Add that to my list of things to draw.
Anyway nice fire titty bro
Gaster is actually skeletal Rick Sanchez, nobody told you?
The key word in both those instances is determination. Undyne reformed herself with her sheer determination but would have turned to dust eventually because monster bodies can't handle that much (that's canon from the game, either in true lab or somewhere else)
The entire sans fight (this is headcanon) is more him fighting the player than Chara. It's an extremely meta fight, him basically cheating to frustrate you into giving up. It's a hard basis for anything.
have a brotp
>you will never have a green fire MILF for a wife
Christmas is never over until I have enough images to stop feeling lonely.
He can't kill you unless you're already down to 1 hp.
He's not really trying that hard, I mean he even says he doesn't really want to fight.
I had an idea for some kind of weird genocide hard mode Asgore, where after learning that you need a boss monster soul on a previous playthrough, you take Toriel's soul instead. Asgore knows, gets completely pissed and absorbs the other 6 human souls and puts up a real fight.
I heard that if you
smoochsomeone, you can transfer your cold to them.
In one of those glasses you use for booze
Going by D&D standards though by the time you reach 20th level you would have 20 times as much HP.
In Undertale you have around 5 times as much hp.
Therefor a 20th level human in undertale equates to about a 5th level human in D&D.
Lets continue christmas posting.
Thanks anon, I'm looking forward to your cuddlefic too!
I was thinking a nice, cool blue would work for a fire milf, but green is okay too. Multicolored fire is always pretty interesting
>Always keep running out of Fukupear
Every time. I have a chubby one but it's a little poorly drawn
It better be softened first. Just enough so she carries it comfortably
Then again, skaterchick would probably get there before anyone else. Magical SOUL sex means all genders can be impregnated
Was it ever actually stated that Heats Flamesman was a man? It could just be a surname rather than a descriptor.
I mean, people have surnames that end in 'man', they're pretty common. Getman, Hartman, Stokman etc.
>not having a green fire MILF for a wife
>not having a sweet motherly goat MILF for a wife
life is suffering
Christmastale a cute.
you mightve already gotten this the last time i posted it but i left and i didnt see
undyne/alphys post-anime cuddling and general gf cuteness?
possibly while high cuz imstoner trash
Different heat levels for different people.
But if you smooch me, you'll just get my germs, and nobody wants that. Hi, by the way. ;^)
Nigga, I've been bedridden since last year. I've been getting nothing but sleep. You can only sleep so much before you physically feel your sanity slipping away out of sheer boredom.
How long till people get annoyed that we're posting christmas? Maybe this was a bad idea guys.
This needs to be more of a thing than it is.
Don't we all?
Then again, I don't think she's normie enough to go to a party. You'd probably have to trap her with a Netflix n Chill. Or trap her with RPGs. Or a Trap Card
I don't think anyone cares
Get outta here. Toriel lets you kill her. She will literally stand there and take your attacks while purposely making her own miss.
Asgore does not. Asgore holds himself back when it comes to the final blow because he obviously feels regret and sadness at what he's doing, but he will kill the player 100% of the time unless they beat him.
I give it until March.
It's still cold out and Christmas images have a warmness to them.
Chara would likely grow up to be a serial killer of some kind and get into gangbangs only to kill everyone else involved. Sans and Papyrus would end up being the FBI people investigating it, Papyrus making ridiculous criminal minds level 'profiling' conclusions based on the lack of spaghetti at the scene, and sans constantly putting sunglasses on and making puns and why the fuck isn't this a thing?
I'm more concerned that there's a written, published, and hardback-manufactured book of that size all about the subject.
She can accidentally kill you. She cannot purposely kill you. When your health is lowered, she makes her attacks miss.
Asgore cannot accidentally kill you. He can only purposely kill you. When your health is lowered, he gives you exactly one extra damage-frame and then destroys you.
thats a really
time for blue fire MILF
If she didn't, there'd be NO way you'd keep her down.
lucky for you, she does
I want to put presents on Gyftrot!
>Chara would likely grow up to be a serial killer of some kind and get into gangbangs only to kill everyone else involved
Someone should write smut of this
Ideally with the gangbang being super rough and seeming like rape until Chara starts stabbing
Have you only done genocide...?
There's always folks in there.
Hi, cutie. I do hope you feel better soon, though.
Yeah, you can't die during any of the Hotlands segments, Mettaton will always improvise some reason to stop things or just stop attacking. Not even the lasers can kill you, she'll turn them off and apologize if you get hurt too much by them. Only changes in core when Mettaton takes over the whole act.
Don't forget the ace detective that is constantly trying to rid the streets of scum like Chara.
Places like that really get under your skin. That's why you've gotta have
I'm rooting for you
>tfw resorting to alts to keep Fuku going
I'm a derp who only saves Fukupears
Yes, she's a gender. That gender is girl
Gaster being the perfect mix of Rusty and Rick is the most acceptable headcanon. Rick's assholeness and Rusty's snarkyness, with the whole concept of the boys being produced by cloning machines!