Yashi edition
>Marathons
AGDQ
- gamesdonequick.org
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
>mfw no dark souls
ori has to be one of the prettiest games ever
Ori and the BLACK DICK
anime above everything else
why isn't my man Andy on the couch?
>gdq 15 had more raw donations by this time despite having almost half the viewers, not counting the humble bundle windfall where almost 300k was being deferred until the end
lol
How do we rid GDQs of pakis, niggers, spics, and the mentally ill?
who let Zoe Quinn in?
anyone else think this game would be annoying to play because the camera is zoomed out too far?
>>127511385
dedhobby
reminder that chair girl is just an attention whore streamer who doesn't know anything about video games
>>127511464
not when you're playing on a 24+ inch monitor
>>127511464
the wii boy and his blob is like that and it's a good'n
>>127511504
the thick rimmed glasses, dyed hair and cleavage gave it away 2bh
>>127511504
I'd teach her a thing or two about video games if you catch my std
Is SGDQ the only thing this cuck has ever done? Every 5 seconds he brings it up.
>>127511184
haven't been to these generals since like february; do we still use this guy's name as a synonym for the word "epic"?
>>127511504
What's her name?
>>127511504
what a shocking development
Why am I still watching this shit?
Is this the power of autism?
>>127511832
depression
>>127511398
Dayum, if I have bigger muscles than that and am taller than him, do you think I'd have a shot with his fiancee?
>>127511670
reverse google,
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpw2KJNOCUhoBL60VzG5zXA
Queenulhu
reminder that the blonde chick is laz's girlfriend
rip
>speedrunning
https://mobile.twitter.com/miedaxx/status/683715654298550272
Why are speedrunners so autistic?
this game seems like if it was released in 2008 it would have been hailed as one of the best of all time but since it was released in 2015 no one gives a shit about it
>pretends to not read the thread
Who the fuck is this pink haired girl who kissed the fucking players? What the fuck? This is the reason that women can't belong in a fucking niche hobby like speedrunning without constantly being accused of attention whoring and wanting the validation of a bunch of people that want to fuck them. what the fuck:
>>127511504
All these fucking attention whores
>showing shitty games during prime viewing hours
Wake me up when Hero Core is on
>>127512132
no one cares about 2d indie meme shit anymore
Mini Donuts
>Blue Pussy
Confirmed for slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkaiFNtYijY
>>127512219
>reads threads on /v/ and gets upset at people insulting his run instead
>>127512119
>All that unecessary swearing
I don't get it. Why? Are all Amerifats like this?
>>127511323
The most mind blowing thing is, it's made with fucking Unity.
That engine is not what you'd expect to be able to produce games this pretty. The people behind this are like wizards or something.
i take back everything i said
this is the most boring speedrun i have ever seen
>>127511464
It kind of is, but you get used to it.
>>127512487
they are just spamming particles. it's nothing new or impressive.
>>127511504
of course playing video games requires full makeup
>>127512487
>That engine is not what you'd expect to be able to produce games this pretty.
Hello nodev retard
>>127511504
She is going out with a lets player who claims to be /srg/. expose him
>>127512487
You're too used to seeing steam greenlight games made in unity
>>127512487
I cringe so fucking hard when people say retarded shit like this. Its like being amazed the SNES can render Donkey Kong Country
>>127511464
You really need a lot of visual range, considering how fast you can go in places.
>>127512648
Name of said let's player?
>>127512752
lazerlong
>>127512487
ori doesn't have crazy tech you goofball, it just has good art
>>127512752
SkeletonBill
>>127512636
Why did you call me a retard?
That's kind of harsh, man. I don't even know what you're referring to.
I'm sorry if I somehow offended you.
>>127512865
Damn, Bill
She's a downgrade from Squishy
>>127512848
oldfag here. literally who?
>>127512896
>oldfag
>doesn't know laz
uhhhh?
>tfw ur roommates black friend makes u take a hit of the blunt
am i gonna be looking at ori or the dumb pink haired cunt for the most of this
>>127512487
This is like being amazed When you see a talented artist produce something good with blender. Blender and unity are free/cheap to license so of course you're going to see a lot of garbage get churned out. You don't base your opinion of it because plebs can't use it.
>>127512956
literally who?
someone told me I would be comfy before going to sleep
actually I'm falling asleep
>>127513046
*"wizards by comparison", more like?
this was a poor choice for a race, imo
>>127513049
???
>>127513164
You can say that about every game.
>ultra nerd ankamius breaks out tech that no one has seen before
>"and back on grimelios's screen..."
>>127513164
Not nescessarily.
It encourages risky strats to "catch up", and those can look dope as fuq if they work, like that god cycle that just happened.
>>127513049
fuck off cakeboi
furbait shitgame 2/10 is the best i can do.
>>127513164
If for no other reason, the fact that the visible part of the game is so damn small.
I wonder if the dude in blue is thinking to himself, "wtf am I doing with my life right now?"
>let's beat cancer!
>let's kill cancer!
there should probably be a requirement that you understand what you're donating to before you actually donate
but that would probably make nobody donate
Sleepy/10
its almost over :)
>>127513837
nigga we still have like 5 days
reminder that donating to a GDQ event means you have directly helped cure cancer.
>>127513624
literally who
>4 grandparents
You can have more than 4?
>>127513954
Fuck! I only wanted to print out posters.
WutFace
>mfw after this boring garbage is even more boring garbage
>>127514024
I cringed at this
>/srg/ are total downers
>Reddit is reddit
>Twitch chat is unmanageable chaos, like usually when there are 1000+ people present
>tfw no good discussion channel
>>127514024
Lost me at vaping
>>127514024
Who will be the first to actually make a buttplug or vaporizer emote? Streambiger opportunity right here.
>>127514003
those posters saved my grandmother from breast cancer
>>127514138
just go to wersters chat
>>127513954
I just wanted to help print out posters of dudes check their balls.
>>127514024
Wow.
>>127514208
is he still b&?
>>127514024
honestly made me check if this was shopped
>>127514138
speedrun.tv/srg
>>127514167
vaping is the fedora of fedoras
>>127514352
Huh, I might just hang out.
Kinda slow now but we'll see.
Thanks!
INDIE GAMES FOR DAYS
>>127514024
>Sans liked this
The chat elevator.
>>127514849
What a time to be alive.
>spoiler alert
this deluded fuck thinks people care about this game
>>127515035
but muh feels
Hey, if speedrun dot com times are up to date, Ankamious beat PB by 2 seconds.
Nice.
>>127515151
im thinking less than 5 people on planet earth care
>pixel perfect
>ahh what a great videogame
>room is empty
Nice 'event' speedtards
>>127515209
Then why reply?
>next game is also 2 hours long
Just kill me
>>127515209
>>127515151
honestly he got done dirty by the commentator, and he looks like a level 80 turbonerd, so i'm glad he got a good outcome
>>127513791
Why even prevent cancer? The cancer industry is worth billions and helps us thin out the welfare hungry elderly population and minorities.
>>127515035
I care, it looks amazing and I'll probably get it.
Nice to see an actual indie platformer that isn't puzzle dogshit pretending it's a platformer, and it looks gorgeous.
>>127511398
i didnt know adam sandler was an x6 kind of guy
>go buy it right now, what is wrong with you.
I'm not a deluded fuck.
>>127515248
unless you've used emulator and/or TAS methods to determine this, you should be punished for saying this about your speedgame's tricks.
>>127515340
>minorities
>tfw some retard here probably thinks this is true
>>127514278
I was confused when I saw it
Game looked cool, just wish I knew what the fuck the particle effect ball character and particle effect ball enemies and particle effect ball objects and particle effect ball collectibles actually looked like under the particle effects.
>>127515368
Gosh, you're such a snowflake, aren't you?
Have a (you), you pretty boy, you.
Is that dj khaled in the back in red?
>bitches that don't give a shit get invited
>I don't
>>127515495
me
>>127515495
thats kazooiegirl m8
>>127515495
ur mum
better have screencapped that ass as she walked away
>>127515545
>invited
LOL
>>127515495
blueglass
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!
>you will never smell olivia's pussy after an hour long, legs crossed, intense gaming session
>>127512896
>>127513049
>>127512956
a literal non speedruner, not surprising you wouldnt know who he is
>>127515447
Well their website says they try to educate at-risk minorities, so that's still a reason to not donate.
>>127515495
C. Epilep
>>127514138
ETI always has the best threads for GDQ.
>>127511990
That autoplay video made me physically ill. No thanks.
>Velocity 2x
The fuck is this?
>>127515495
>>127515659
>implying she plays video games
>>127515818
best srg meme in ages
Is there an alternative way to watch the event live? My office blocks twitch.tv as if we do anything other than browsing all the time.
Ah another indie flash game
man good thing this game came on and saved everything
>>127515495
seizurestreamer
Where's Wizzrobe?
>>127515516
ANOTHER ONE
>indie block
These arcade-ish indie flash games usually last 20-30 minutes.
What makes this one a 2 hour run? Do I even want to find out?
>more indie garbage
literally who wants to watch this
couch guys don't sound too awkward or too serious
game looks like it might have some neat strats
hopes rising
Nosraef is /srg/'s boy, right?
>>127515735
I'm cool with at risk minorities in other countries where they don't have oppurtunity
>>127515495
>look at schedule
>JRPGS
>Fire Emblem
>otherwise 2 hour long """"speed"""" runs
now THIS is epic
these games are so boring to watch...
UYAMA CONFIRMED DEAD
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/rest_in_peace_mike_uyama.html
Whats everyone's onomatopoeia for the teleport in this game?
Mines wrrao
wrraowrraowrraowrraowrrao
Have there been any good runs so far this year?
>EST: 1:50:00
Please God no.
the Steam popups thing AGAIN?
This happens every fucking game.
Anyway, you know what to do, invite him to as many loli/shota/waifu groups as you can.
>>127515495
That hole in her ear and stupid meme haircut ruins everything
>>127516165
No, he is literally Reddit on the same level as Yarusmi and they both beg to be liked by /srg/ despite being 100% Reddit and everything /srg/. Is against.
Nos also tweets about the thread constantly and barely ever speedruns.
>steam overlay visible
>professional quality
>>127516269
damn.. matty a cold ass nigga...
how are you watching?
(yes, I'm this bored)
Waiting for DEAD NIGGERS to add him on steam.
>>127516485
He's probably going to tweet about this post after his run.
Ok this game looks alright so far
>"You can go as fast as you can mash the dash button!"
>"Speedrun" is almost 2 hours long.
>i'm unlocking these bombs so i can shred through the previous levels
grinding so he can grind more efficiently
this kills the stream
>>127515495
Idk but I heard she has a built in rumble feature.
>i dont want another friend on steam
people still try to friend a guy that literally makes a free living, wakes up whenever, and survives off of your neetbux while buying any console and game he wants
>>127516485
i know, i was joking
>>127516459
thank mr skeltal
POST PROGRESS
>>127516468
>Anyway, you know what to do, invite him to as many loli/shota/waifu groups as you can.
Amateur, you have to be passive aggressive
Make a new group called "speedrun beginners" then invite him to it.
>>127516569
>not "No seriously, where's Mike?"
>>127516269
reminder that gdq 15 raised more money by this time with significantly fewer viewers
Wow this game looks dull as dish water, what's with the platforming segments
>>127516662
Show dick
>>127516662
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
he has the WR because he is the only person to have ever played this game
how did the approval process allow this game
this is almost like starcraft 2
>>127516646
Put in pee physics today.
nos "screenshot my tweets u fucking spergs" raef
>>127516708
t-tracking error, yeah that's it, it's really at 600k
>>127516662
>>127516809
>this is the body type people on /srg/ prefer
i guess i'm not surprised
where is OUR GUY ysg
Who /pinballjoe/ here?
who even okay'd this game to be played
its sooooooooooooooo boring to watch, tricks about being quicker are even being talked about, the announcer died, and this guy never even speaks up.
>>127516764
My thoughts as well.
He doesn't seem very skillful, and I messed around with this game when they had it for free on PS Plus.
is UA dead?
>>>/v/322709250
>all time peak players: 15
more saccharine donation comments, wonderful
>>127516646
just some los shit, taking a break
>>127516848
why did you delete?
>speedrunning marathon
>Speedrunners (the game) not on schedule
youdungoofed.jpg
LE REDDIT XDD
>>127516628
I know, I used the oppurtunity to let /v/ know how much of a fucking fag he is.
Also I can't watch the stream and I don't even know what game he's playing, but to my knowledge is literally never speedruns so it has to be some meme game that only he has played and 8 would put money on him being shit at it and not being optimal at all.
>check steam
>velocity 2X is 20 bucks
>TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THIS
I can't fathom how this game is interesting to speedrun for more than, like, 15 minutes. This seems monotonous as fuck.
>>127517235
it isn't lol, and nobody is talking
>>127516646
Anime is progress, right?
>>127517235
It would be an awesome game if the runner actually had their movement down.
The people on the couch aren't even his friends, they're random people, he didn't have anyone to invite so he sent a tweet inviting everyone who wanted to join him
fuck man I feel bad for this guy
>>127517393
>gauges
dropped so fucking fast
honestly it's not that nobody played it, it's that nobody played it, it's a memey indie game, the runner isn't good, and there are no jokes
when cosmo/narcissa did that dos game a couple years ago it was awesome because it was funny and s/he tore it a new one
this is just sad
>>127517393
holy fuck spoiler please
>>127517347
I spotted the shill!
>>127517403
Should have put chibi on the couch.
>>127517212
the sale probably had it for like $5 though, right?
I could see it being fun for killing time for like 15 minutes, like >>127517235 said
>>127517393
>Gauges
>>127517393
mmm that is some grade A trailer trash
Nosraef fucking sucks
>>127517343
Does /srg/ still like anime?
i just realized that this is going on for 2 hours and its only been on for 20 minutes
wtf?
>>127517581
why is spike bulking for 3 years straigt??
I think this looks like it might be an okay game to play but holy shit this is a boring speedrun so far, not really helped by the catatonic couch/audience either.
>>127517502
Holiday sale was for $15. Still not low enough.
the donation counter died lol
>>127517000
>all time peak players: 15
>followers 203
No, really. Who let this literal who into the room?
>>127517696
That's because nobody on the couch knows anything about the game. They're not runners or even the runner's friends they're random people who decided to sit on the couch for the run
honestly would rather see a speedrun of endless legend
>>127517562
looks like a better player than those 2 guys who played that last game with the bunny
holy fuck they were slow
that's a nice way of saying please let this end lol
>>127517859
Redhead needs to clean the plaque out from between her front teeth.
>>127517817
Even twitch chat is bitching about how boring this shit is.
gotta go fast LEL
When is Chibi going to be on?
this dude is bad at this boring 2 hour game to kick me while im down...
>>127517983
When he gets his Asiago Cheese bagel.
1/4 the way done
>http://www.speedrun.com/v2x
OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKING RECORD HOLDER
LITERALLY ONLY ONE GUY PLAYS THIS GAME
>>127518185
>Be so shit at speedrunning you have to find a game literally nobody else plays to call yourself a WR holder
Would you people stop complaining?
The game is kinda enjoyable to watch. Just because nobody knows it doesn't mean it's bad.
There are far more famous games that people run and are faaaar more boring.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the stream or go watch another stream for your mainstream mario 64 or darksouls speedruns
>>127518185
>1:27:38 WR
>1:50:00 Estimate
That's a pretty safe Estimate. Clearly doesn't want Naeg to come out of nowhere and pull the plug.
>>127518351
>>The game is kinda enjoyable to watch
lol
>>127518351
any good memes so far?
>>127518351
This game was enjoyable to watch for the first 15 minutes
Then it's the exact same fucking thing forever
>>127517859WHODELETEDTHIS???
>2 hours of this
How many shekels did this guy pay to be able to run this game? Holy fuck
>>127515818
what's going on?
>>127518474
EPIC
CHOW
>>127518351
>The game is kinda enjoyable to watch
Between 8am and 5am eastern they should have a limit on game time. 2 hours of this after 3.5 hours of kingdom hearts is half an entire day of the marathon.
is it far fetched to think a dev paid gamesdonequick to have their game speedran/advertised?
>>127518527
literally what dude
>>127518537
more like how many shekels did the devs pay uyama
>>127518651
uyama died bro
>>127518537
>m-maybe if i get a run in AGDQ, srg will like me
>>127518618
6 years ago it would have been
Viewership has dropped about 50k since Battlememe Theater.
>>127518616
there should just be a general 2 hour limit and that's only given to very high donations
>>127518651
Enough to get him closer to buying his lambo
Honestly, this game would be a lot better if it wasnt such a fucking collect-a-thon. If the shooting levels were more challenging and there was some puzzles for the platforming, I'd get it.
If this game was a more conventional platformer rather than a collectathon it would probably be good. The mechanics seems pretty smooth and they're wasted on this repetitive level design.
>>127518832
whats this?
can anyone link the video of werster saying fucking niggers on bonus stream? I can't find it
>>127518871
ya dun goofed
https://twitter.com/nosraef
browse down enough and see how deep the rabbit hole goes
>>127516459
thank mr skeltal
>>127518920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
Any train wrecks yet?
>>127517727
It was free for PSN+ some months ago.
Game's fun but yeah not worth that much.
>>127519004
wow
that was depressing
>>127518871
any of >out bois get laid?
pvtcb about to get banned LIVE on twitchtv for streaming at the hotel
>>127518871
at a previous gdq, the girl on the right got drunk and fucked stiv, a meathead bro disguised as a nerd who runs banjo.
word got around. and well, folks don't too kindly to cucks 'round here. i'd say it's probably the birth of the cuck meme.
Whatever happened to the mischief makers guy who spaggheti'd a marriage proposal to his gf on stream. Did that work out?
>got told my games were too obscure
>all of them are parts of decade-spanning franchises with 10+ games each
>mfw this run
>>127519053
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
that was a different video but still great
thank you
>>127519004
He should probably get his drinking under control.
>>127517212
Sometimes I feel that Steam sales have spoiled us too much.
I mean, you can get Both Witcher 1+2 for less plus have extra money for more games.
Big Jon is so fucking big
>>127519263
nice speedrun tact
>>127519004
It's too late in the night to make me feel that bad
ALL women are beautiful
>>127519004
>mfw i got to it
>>127516459
thank mr skeltal
>>127519307
relative to the size of your own self, he is indeed
>>127519004
>>127519072
>>127519217
fucking hell
>>127519356
Even Narci?
>>127519263
Watch as he still breaks the WR after that.
>>127518453
I thought that was a loss edit from the thumbnail
https://twitter.com/search?q=srg%20from%3Anosraef&src=typd
>>127519541
>4chan
>>127519451
>okay about to go do normie stuff for New Years. Going to a nearby college to party with some old friends
I think he browses here
I'm gonna tell this girl I'm involved with a 1.5 million dollar charity.
That'll make her drop her panties for sure.
>>127519004
This kid was in a room me and a few other people were chilling in one night last SGDQ and he got wasted and wouldn't shut the fuck up about random shit. I think he later got kicked from the event for being drunk in the stream room.
>>127519451
>>127519193
>Got denied because my run was too long.
>Still faster then this game.
>if you're a woman you're beautiful
You what mate? There are definitely some ugly looking women / mean women last time I checked.
>>127519263
doesnt even have all the achievements wtf
>check the dude's twitter
okay he's acting kind of autistic but whatever he's just a speedrunner
>scroll down a bit
well I guess everyone tweets while drunk every once in a while it's not his fault
>scroll down more
>all this /srg/ shit
>all this woman-hating /v/ shit
>it just keeps getting worse and worse the more I scroll
jesus fuck
>>127519616
>im that guy fuck
at least he is self aware
This game looks like it's just the same boring repetitive shit for almost 2 hours.
>tfw he's going to check /srg/'s reaction after his run
We bashed both him and his game
Are we committing murder?
>>127519053
I miss those times FeelsBadMan
The guy in the middle is literally fucking falling asleep
>>127519769
No he's not. He's narcissistic. He's like the girls at AGDQ constantly drawing attention to themselves. "Oh my god I'm that guy. I'm drunk. Oh god." Like a fucking 15 year old have his first beer and won't shut up about it.
>>127519876
Hopefully.
Nosraef is shit
>>127519876
tiem for some meme majik
>>127516542
Fuck I need a personal 4chan monitor
What the fuck is this?
>a whole hour of this shit left
>>127519876
d/w we'll be on a new thread by the time this snoozefest is over.
>>127514138
the /v/ room, vidya4chan is watching it in here
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
Come on in
Why aren't you watching Summit1G run OOT any%?
>>127520008
>another hour of people digging on this guy
>>127520092
who?
>>127520045
>literal /v/edditors
lmaoing my ass of here
>we could have like 4 runs of actually popular or classic games but we get almost 2 hours of some random indie game
>>127520092
>>127520152
its pathetic tho that idiots can get ivnited to play awful games bc nobody else gives a shit enough about them to 'speedrun' them
At least it's better than yashi's let's play
>>127520006
An autist that is self important enough to post his self depreciation on twitter for people to see.
>>127520318
>>127520316
He just wants to share with the world how cool and fun his waifu's game is.
>>127520365
wow
I hope based Nos gives a shoutout to /srg/ :)
hey axiom verge wr holder here, didnt even know that game was in.
i have very little expectations for the run though
What did he mean by this?
>>127519625
lmao
>>127520316
Shantae is hot.
I don't like to bash peoples' games because if he enjoys it I don't wanna take that away from him. But this just looks like the same stuff for almost 2 hours. Just think, he has all this shit memorized. Maybe I'm being superficial but I like to see a nice variety of different gameplay concepts, different backgrounds to look at (different scenery, different settings, etc.) in levels, different music, etc. This looks like the same thing over and over. Each new level looks indistinguishable from the last.
>>127520316
>78 hrs on record
what's the point of putting on a headset if you aren't going to talk?
Why is the couch even there?
This runner needs help commentating
>>127520583
WORLD.
RECORD.
HOLDER.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nosraef/stats/337180/achievements/
>>127520609
Nosraef @ AGDQ @Nosraef 2h2 hours ago
There's 2 free spots in my couch to anyone who wants it
>>127520609
The couch is randoms who don't know the game. He had no friends so he literally tweeted, inviting anyone to sit on the couch.
>>127520609
No one plays this game
Stop bullying Nos, I don't want to be responsible for anything.
>>127520583
>>127520673
wow
this is ridiculous
>>127520676
>>127520696
dont bully
>>127520480
rip
I was laughing at him earlier on but realizing that he doesn't have any friends just makes me feel sad
Can you stop posting about this guy
this is depressing as fuck and quite rude
Alright /srg/ what's the juicy drama this AGDQ?
>>127520673
Between this and the
>All time peak: 15 players
what the actual fuck is going on with AGDQ's acceptance standards? Look at all the great games they rejected.
Will squid be at SGDQ?
>Missing gems everywhere.
>Dying everywhere.
>Boring looking game.
>Another hour of this.
We kind of fast let's plays now.
>>127520696
it's not a lack of friends
he's the only person on the planet who plays this game
>>127520676
dude i'm feeling it man
this is the reality of playing a game no one else plays, no community, just yourself
>>127520673
I wonder how bad the devs feel because they gotta be watching this
>>127520840
>peaches gets rejected
>this gets in
for real
>holds world record
>hasn't even gotten any speedrun achievements
>the amount of practice
>78 hrs total
Someone should have logged in to his account and permanently removed the game through steam support
This run is shit, Nosraef is shit.
>>127520862
but the world records, man
>>127520840
Speedrunning is dead anon, they're grasping at straws.
>>127520826
No any significant drama inside AGDQ yet aside from cringe, but plenty of drama outside of it from mad runners.
the devs of this game had a speedrun contest on srl when it was coming out. thats basically the only thing i can think of for why it was thrown in
>>127520826
Closest thing was that guy deadnaming narci
>>127520991
Why
What would be worse, this run or an undertale run.
>>127521072
that's not drama even for /v/'s standards
>>127521018
>plenty of drama outside of it from mad runners.
How come? Nobody getting in? Are they even runners I should actually care about?
>>127521072
what the fuck is a deadname?
>>127520949
>peaches games get rejected
>then he gets fucked out of registering by the nonexistent communication from gdq staff
>accepts this and asks instead to skype in for commentary
>rejected
>meanwhile, this game and couch
>tfw look my name up on the archive
>tfw everyone in /srg/ thinks i'm not a real person and just a persona made up by someone else
:<
>>127521128
compared to this? i'd rather watch caleb. at least then we'd see someone break a controller.
>>127521097
at least undertale isn't 2 hours long and would have an active couch.
>>127521114
Someone needs to check their cis privilege, being deadnamed is a very traumatic event and the fact that you're disregarding its significant makes me genuinely concerned about your mental wellbeing.
even watching you guys talk about deadnaming again is more interesting than this game
the most depressing thing of all is some people legitimately 'enjoyed' that garbage and dicksuck him when they don't even own the game. im actually a little mad gotta admit.
>>127521128
mike is still nowhere to be found
rejected runs from decent runners
new people in charge fucking up hard over and over despite being actually paid for it
>>127521097
No one actually runs undertale do they
>>127521210
>compared to this? i'd rather watch caleb.
Jesus.
>>127521051
Pretty sure you're thinking of Gunvolt.
>>127521206
>look up my name in archive
>2364 results all in srg
i don't even speedrun lol
>>127521167
>Deadnaming is calling someone by their birth name after they have changed their name legally. The term is often associated with transgender people who have transitioned.
You know who...
webm of that middle guy falling asleep when?
>>127521086
Because ResidentSleeper run
>>127521235
I feel bad for him desu
Game looked decent to speedrun but a bit repetitive to watch and it's obviously not optimized yet
>>127521051
let me guess, 15 people entered >>127520503
>>127521337
>best part
>couch claps
>nobody else claps
>silence
>>127521316
Hi Cosmo
>>127521371
So rude ;_;
i feel like i could have done these throws better first try
Cosmo getting his dick chopped off signals the true demise of speedrunning. You heard it here first.
>>127521438
how fucking DARE you deadname
HER name is NARCISSA and i will NOT stand for bigots humiliating and dehumanizing her
>>127521461
Where's your WR then HUH
>>127521510
My mind wanders...
>>127521574
u rite
>>127521539
mfw he totally missed the chance of claiming his name as wanda
>>127521539
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>127521510
has he gotten the dick chopped off? i hadn't seen him in years so this is pretty new to me.
>>127521539
Hey PC Principal. I wanna join your frat.
This run will all be worth if the runner get drunk after and produces some unintentional lulz
>>127521574
Anyone can get a WR in a game nobody plays anon.
>>127521364
I don't have that, but have this.
>learning how to crop without webm for retards because it doesn't have the ability to go through a video to where you need to crop afaik
This game has a decent soundtrack
This guy is one of them visual autists who just loves the bright soothing lights and gameplay repetition.
>>127521425
>>127521337
I missed this, any clips?
>>127521375
i feel bad for this guy actually getting invited in the first place, he doesn't deserve that kind of confidence boost, posts earlier showed how much of a sad piece of shit he is on twitter. i feel bad for the incompetency of gdq for not screening the quality of these runners' content. they literally rejected competent runners to allow this retard TWO HOURS to suboptimally run this game. a game nobody cares about, a game nobody even 'speedruns' properly.
>>127521438
nice.
i feel like this game would be wonderful for speedrunning
just no one gives a shit about it lol
ITS FINE
>>127521510
Has he done that yet though? I feel like new-cosmo would have tweeted a picture of the wound.
>>127521636
No??
Only one person has that WR and it's nos so sit down and pay attention to the master
>>127521676
>posts pic
>I AM NOW A REAL WOMAN, I AM NOT A MAN WITH A MUTILATED PENIS
make sure you guys rewatch left 4 dead 2
>>127521646
the lack of commentary is an issue as well
>>127521764
i will, thanks for the reminder.
>>127521637
post broken back hand shaking man
>>127521625
>>127521676
Not that I know of. He'll probably do something fucking weird with it like get it turned into a butt plug or some shit.
>>127521676
hell nah, most trannies won't because of how fucking weird it looks and tons of trannies still want to fuck the same gender
>>127521786
really though why is it just this guy holding his own?
>>127521636
Here's an example from the front page of speedrun.com
http://www.speedrun.com/Panzer_Bandit
>>127521676
Someone should ask
>>127521840
no one plays this game except him
>>127521841
Sonichu, is that you?
>>127521915
hi /v/
>>127521840
they don't know the game and nobody made the effort to go through a practice run with him I guess
>>127521676
hes been on hrt for two months, you need minimum two years of hrt and psychiatrist appointments to quality legally for surgery. he's also probably self-medding because i really don't believe any professional doctor is incompetent enough to prescribe that lunatic pills.
>>127521636
yeah but who the fuck invites a runner for a game to gdq that O N E person runs.
>>127521510
Is that why he's flying to Thailand?
>>127521315
no, i definitely remember one. outside of that i've basically never heard of the game though so it really is a baffling pick.
gunvolt had a contest too, yes, and that was much bigger and had much more in it for competing.
its also a fucking great game from a respected studio (Inticreates)
>>127521840
Because he is a sad, lonely man, and literally then only one who plays this game.
>>127521841
So how many do you have then?
>>127521953
>Cosmo wants to become a qt Thai cuntboi and get his boipussy ravaged by fat faceless men
It all makes sense now.
Anyone know how this run got accepted over something good? Game is boring and samey and TWO HOURS LONG
Runner's tweets are literally worthy of getting banned from GDQ
Not to mention he isn't even an expert and is by no means interesting
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY AGDQ IS DYING
Imagine the drunk tweets after this shitshow.
>>127521987
Why would you want multiple ways to prove you have nothing to do with your time?
/v/ here
Is it the fault of you faggots that this shit made it on stream?
Fuck you all
>go to save all of nosraef's tweets
>there are over 13k
>>127521646
The worst part is he doesn't even have friends on the couch to at least bullshit with to keep people engaged.
Like whenever PJ runs a co-op game, or when that guy that looks like Will Wheton did that co-op run of Risk of Rain back.
It's just him fumbling for words, while he fumbles through the game.
>>127522085
The only thing that makes it tolerable Anon
>>127522076
Whoever is in charge of approving runs is a fucking retard.
Wait what the fuck?
How long has cosmo been a grill?
Just dropping by from /v/ proper to say I blame you for this
For fucks sake, why can't we just go back to the OG days of Zelda and all the games people actually care about at AGDQ?
Hell, even some Werster the card thief faggotry would be better than this boring dreck.
he loves us
>>127522132
>they all have 0-1 comments/stars/reposts
>>127522076
No Werster. Cosmo is a tranny. Stiv banged Tolki. RIP speedrunning.
See that's why guys like blechy are gods
good commentary is a thing
>>127522212
omg don't deadname HER you cis scum
>>127521840
These people don't even know him. He asked for randies to sit on the couch with him on twitter.
>>127522126
>>127522213
Yeah /srg/ decides all the games run at the marathon.
>>127522132
I expect the juiciest ones anon. Please do not disappoint.
>>127522231
wow they let a guy that shittalks the speed running community play a 2hr game he hasn't even invested 100 hrs into to a huge audience.......
How odd. People with mental disorders are the face of speedrunning.
Should AGDQ be supporting a mental health clinic instead of preventing cancer?
back in the days you'd have an empty room with just the runner and blueglass asking questions
it still would be less cringy
>>127522398
no mental health charity will pay uyama nearly as much as Prevent Poors Foundation will
Can someone dous all a favor and report his tweets to GDQ staff, then report back with his reaction?
watch this instead, should end about the same time as the next game up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZsSPBmjNOs
>30k viewers lost
Nicely done, /srg/
>>127522076
>>127522168
i'm pretty tempted to tweet this kinda shit to adgq to voice how fucking incompetent they are but i highly doubt theyre even remotely likely to accept criticisms. they obviously don't give a shit about quality control since they STILL don't screen their runners or background check them even a little. like fuck dude, i know its hard to judge competency if there's no other runners to compare to but i literally looked at his fucking steam profile and could tell he was garbage.
>>127522363
save the animals
>>127522076
All the insufferable attention whores and SJWs have taken over, desperately trying to get their e-peens as big as those of the fallen greats'.
It's over anon, we're just sitting here watching the embers glow.
>>127522398
But if they prevented brain problems how would they get people to run games
>>127522398
Why mess up a good money making operation?
Mike is so sick of all the money he gets he hasn't shown his face in almost two years.
>>127522469
it's literally 10PM on the west coast
people have to go to work tomorrow you fucking NEET
These late night blocks are always so awkward
>>127522570
yeah im not so sure 30,000 people left after a good stream because they had work
>>127522469
it's 7am in europe
What is this boring fucking game
It doesn't even look hard
>>127522443
What's up with the GDQ staff? Do they object to LITERALLY everything?
>>127522436
It would, but they weren't there for the exposure or the twitch subs, they were there because they loved the game.
This guy is a total beta frat bro who has no place here. He looks like he sells insurance. Not to mention that 78 hours on a game no one runs is hardly worthy of being in a GDQ.
>indie garbage all the way up to 11:15 AM tomorrow
>>127522363
I got a game into last agdq that I only had 25 hours onI only have 30 hours on it right now
>>127522573
because this is when they schedule shitty runs no one wants to watch.
ITS FINE!
>>127522474
Criticizing GDQ:
best-case: you get ignored
worst case: you get banned
Nothing will change. Just let GDQ slowly die while RPGLB and other marathons replace it.
Can we get this marathon killed yet? Shit is embarrassing.
it's notch's fault that gdq is so shit now
>>127522669
crash 2?
>>127522712
its why i wont bother . it's just a god damn shame.
>IT'S FINALLY OVER
>>127522474
To be fair he could (and likely does) have non-steam hours in the game so a profile lookup isn't something that would authoritatively say whether someone sucks. They could have at least tried to watch one of his runs though... They'd have to know it sucked if they watched it, right? Right?
>time
heaven?
i dont even care that he shaved over 20 minutes off of the estimate
WORLD RECORD PogChamp
this nigga gonna cry
Hahaahahahaha holy shit
How many mistakes did he make? How little did he care? Why is GDQ so shit now?
HOORAY, WORLD RECORD OF A GAME WHICH LITERALLY ONLY YOU PLAY
>it's world record on a game I only played 70 hours in
WOW
Yo guys, did gamepro ever get his twitch channel unbanned?
Is he even alive/not in jail yet?
THAT WAS WORLD RECORD
MUTHAFUCKA DIED LEFT AND RIGHT
WOW
>THAT was world record
tfw WR in shit game
>dies a bunch of times
>gets wr
clearly this game doesn't have enough players
lots of players grind to the point where you have to never die to get wr
>>127522712
GDQ will never die since the non-speedrunners run that shit.
>I'm the only one on it
>I'm the only one on it
>I'm the only one on it
>I'm the only one on it
my fucking sides
>>127522712
Whats RPGLB? Links?
>>127522631
Calling people in the lobby "female nuthuggers" and "breast beacons" is kinda fucked up, bruh. Dude's a creep.
CirnoTV Baka Brigade
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nosraef
So let me get this straight
>A game so obscure no one has ever heard of it
>All-time peak: 15 players on Steam
>Runner doesn't even have the speedrunning achievements
>2 hour run, yet runner hasn't even invested 80 hours into the game
>Plays like shit, constant mistakes, no optimization gone into the run at all
>Still WRs, on a game that no one plays
>I'm the only person on the leaderboards
"it's cool"
WR GUYS! HYPE!
>WR in a game with a dead community that nobody runs.
>you seem really chill about it
>yea i mean i only tried like once and nobody else bothered
>>127522760
What did Notch do, senpai?
>>127522867
Don't forget he had to stop to turn off Steam Notifications.
>Streamer has to congratulate himself because no one else did it
>>127522837
RPG limit break, it's another marathon.
>>127522712
ESL is so much better than GDQs have been it's insane.
>Indie WR
>>127522761
AGDQ not SGDQ
also I was wrong I have 35
>>127522941
>>127519263
World fucking record pace
does /srg/ appreciate world records?
>>127522837
RPG Limit Break. It's an RPG marathon that is very quickly growing in popularity. Still hosted at someone's house in Salt Lake City, but will likely move to a rented space soon.
>>127522941
unless he got a speedrun achievement in the middle of his wr
That's it boys.
GDQs are officially a meme.
Runners LITERALLY admitting no one else runs the game on stream.
Fuck this fucking event.
>>127522848
Poor Cirno. I legitimately feel bad for him, nigga sounds lonely as fuck.
Who wants to beat his world record?
Who is the tranny reading donations?
>>127523032
>that feel when i legit want to run an RPG
Any suggestions /srg/?
>>127523064
You ever been to Alberta? It's a self imposed isolation most likely
>>127523007
what game pal
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nosraef/recommended/337180/
feel free to flood this retard with constructive criticism on how he could improve his runs and his lifeby ending it
>>127522256
>Cosmo
>girl
Nope, still a guy, there is no gender bender in real life
>>127523020
if they're not trash
Reminder that they will do an interview.
So, why was this allowed?
>>127523095
her name is narthanksforpayingmetoliveforfree you misogynist scum
>>127523064
Yeah this guy is a full on weeb, you could see it in the few seconds of shift tab even
>>127522930
Gave the event tons of exposure to the Minecrap community
>>127523125
Yeah you shouldkill yourself
Was this the worst speedrun in the marathon, as well as being the face of GDQs?
>deadgaming
>>127523125
Kingdom farts
>>127523125
Neptunia
Man SRG gets more cynical about AGDQ every year. The event is a week of speed running for cancer. Lighten up guys.
>>127523125
Pokemon.
>>127523125
You can't speedrun an RPG
>>127523276
Fire Emblem was slightly worse to be honest family
Have any super cringe/drama moments happened yet?
>>127523319
Kill yourself you piece of human refuse.
>>127523319
that's ironic because that run was cancer
>>127523306
NG+ Neptunia is actually really fast. Like faster than Velocity2X
>>127523319
speedrunning for uyama and some trust fund babies to pull six figures a year for doing jackshit
>>127523346
Nosraef is a cringey fagot
>>127523319
not being a "HYPE HYPE" type is not the same as being a killjoy
>>127523319
After I was redpilled on the PCF I can no longer turn back
Why are there never fighting games at these events?
>>127523346
No drama. Just cringe upon cringe.
If you want drama, you have to watch the twitters or join wersters discord chat.
>>127523346
>How do I revive?
>Press E
>game has only 15 players
>not bad SR but /v/ still gives a bro shit
it hurts to feel this
>>127523319
But the Prevent Cancer Foundation is a sham too, it does no actual research on how to cure cancer. They're just telling people what to do so they don't get cancer.
It's 2016 faggots, everything gives you cancer.
>>127523319
>The event is a week of speed running for cancer
HHAHAHAHAHAH
>>127523125
Do an action rpg like Ys or Tales
>>127523458
>3 likes
>>127520949
peaches is a sperg that runs shitty games to be le funny XD
Oh, this fag game is next...
I fucking can't watch these anymore the donations have gotten so fucking bad.
Even if any of these literallywhos get a run going its impossible to enjoy it because every five seconds GREETINGS FROM GERMANY XD
>>127523319
Sure senpai, they do less to actually 'prevent cancer' than twitch chat.
>>127523497
Yo like what if the air we breathe is slowly killing us.
>tfw want to run Judge Dredd for the meme status
Talk me out of it.
really this is whats next after 4 hours of nothing?...
i mean wtf? if you really want i guess ill stop watching
>(Empty) *5
What a fucking meme. Glad that shit is over.
>>127523020
trihex does an okay job of explaining this at 29:10
https://youtu.be/_n_5xJZmhMg?t=1752
>>127523125
Paper Mario!
this is the kind of gay shit we used to see at gdqs. now it's all bros and fake runners and nuthugging sluts.
>>127523439
I'm not saying be a hype man, I'm saying just chill at little. This is video games, almost every post in the general right now is somebody sperging out over video games.
Man that run was awful. To the dude who ran it, I know you browse /srg/ that was honestly super boring. You should run a game more than just you run so that people are actually interested in it. Your couch said like 7 things and that was questions about the game.
>>127523345
Fire Emblem was boring as fuck but at least the guy had good execution
>>127523276
L4D2 is still the worst "speedrun" so far
>look up a game I love to see the speedrunning scoreboard
>2 people
should I try doing it srg?
>>127523319
>The event is a week of speed running for cancer
Yes. Yes it is.
>>127523125
Mario & Luigi superstar saga
>>127523684
Point to one.
>>127523125
blue dragon
>>127523656
>#1 1h 27m, playtime 69h
>#2 1h 35m, playtime 1h
lol fuck
that's a really damaging screenshot
>>127523678
speedrunning has always been about gay bros nuthugging
>>127523640
it's a sick game link me your stream
>>127523684
are you new
what kinda run you want senpai?
>>127523839
>69 420
It's a meme bro
>>127523768
>>127523904
I think you are considering you couldn't even properly reply to him the first time.
>>127523656
>in-game time: 69h 04m 20s
I'm going to start a GDQ called Lewd/Anime Games Done Quick.
Would you guys join?
>>127523774
>that M&LSS speedrun a while ago, probably on SGDQ
>game was being run pretty normally for a while
>then barrels fuck everything up and the guy was at the end game
It was amazing.
>>127523482
Hook it up with link to wersters discord?
>>127523918
just fuck my run up
>>127523971
Oh jesus...
>>127523972
play orgasm girl from NG
>>127523972
if i can be token fat chick running dmmd
>>127523751
yeah
Am I new
>>127523974
That run got fucked in a bad time slot. Should have been primetime for how entertaining it was.
>>127523710
It took them an hour to ask anything about the game.
>>127523972
I wouldjerk off
>>127523972
Yes I'd have to run a meme game tho because I don't have any game that I run already.
>>127524034
how do i learn it
it's an rpg so it's not completely straightforward
>>127523974
I'm new to GDQ so i've not seen it. Which year was it so i can google it?
>>127523751
I really want to expose this guy, but the game is $20, so I dunno.
>>127524029
christ i haven't played orgasm girl since i was 13. damn that shit was difficult.
dis run makin' me sleepy senpai
whos on skype giving this commentary
>>127523972
not exactly and original concept considering lewdathon already happened well over a year ago
but go ahead
>>127524135
you can get the WR anon, i believe in you
>>127524105
2015, it's the first result for "mario luigi superstar saga sgdq" on YouTube so you can't miss it
>>127523996
he looks like the autismo type that talks WAYYYYY too much to women with literally zero substance.
>>127523972
Gotta change that name before the Uyamanati come after you brah.
>tfw the best place to go for LoZ runs now isZeldathon
Somebody hold me.
>>127524194
Probably a dev, that's the only instances of GDQ using Skype that I've seen so far.
>>127524130
you what mate
>>127524206
the problem is i have a vagina and know for a fact they don't work the way the game wants them to
>>127523125
Do you want a game with a community or do you want a free WR?
Neptunia Rebirth is an hour and a half speedrun, or 1 hour long if you do NG+.
Neptunia Rebirth 2 is about the same, but has no community.
Memelands is about 2 hours with a small community.
Baldur's Gate is like 17 minutes, but has no one running it.
>>127524216
Thank you.
Also what's the difference between AGDQ and SGDQ?
reminder that if you're a newboi who wants to start speedrunning that a link to your stream is greatly appreciated
/srg/ has been dry of new faces recently
>>127524236
I thought Oracle of Ages was the best run so far. But maybe that's just my nostalgia for that game.
>>127524185
Can you fuck off back to /v/ already?
>>127523996
After he said he got a WR but it doesn't mean shit because no one runs the game and the entire room was bored to shit, I felt kind of bad for him.
>>127523996
I gotchu
>>127524286
its okay, you will have the advice of many peni to help you tell you how your body works on the internet
>>127524332
oracle of ages had a lot of good info and the tricks looked fun but the runner kept choking and the couch was super spergy
>>127524343
I want to make sure Nosraef sees this when he ctrl + f's his name
>>127523972
Would that be wise? Everyone would blow their load in the first couple of hours and viewership would plummet.
>>127524343
>tfw every year agdq is on i want to speedrun super meat boy
>try it for 1 hour and give up
The damn frame perfect timings I need for some stages just turn me the fuck off.
>>127524185
Oh, you seem confused. This is the thread where we talk about the speedrunning marathon we're watching and express opinions about the games we're seeing. Since the notion of people not liking something you like seems to distress you, you may have been looking for the shitposting board. It's over here:
>>>/v/
>>127524245
>TFW speedshits tear your indie game to shit and make you look like a novice programmer
You faggots will pay for this
>>127524489
so what were you talking about dude?
>I really want to expose this guy, but the game is $20, so I dunno.
>>127524463
Thats why you spread it out with some fujos playing bl games in between
>>127524335
Jokes on you, I don't browse /v/, I regular /vg/. Upset that the site isn't a hive-mind and I don't conform to your safe-space?
>>127523618
it is.
worldwide. Even in those untouched jungles, still enough pollen and carcinogens floating around naturally.
What day are the Africian Americans going to be on stream?
They're always fun to watch.
>>127524542
then fuck off in general, kid.
I just watched the L4D2 run. Why did I do it, why god, why.
>>127524576
>pollen and carcinogens
oxygen is basically poison to some parts of the body bro
>>127524576
And that isn't even counting the thousands of cancer cells that your body kills off every day.
>>127524634
Big Jon's run was rejected.
>>127515818
What happened here?
>>127524634
They're not family friendly.
Trihex is the only family friendly black person.
>>127524704
Are there going to be any niggas running at all?
>>127524704
DSS is still doing a game though
>>127524738
some ugly slut
>>127524648
Is it that bad?
Just from the runner's names I knew it was going to be pretty 'lel epic XD'
>>127524738
Sheev got her with force lightning. I thought that was pretty clear
>>127524335
Then stop trying to turn srg into your safe space and fuck off back to whatever general you crawled out of.
>>127524738
epileptic cam whore had a seizure then highlighted it for attention while accepting donations and supporting the jedi
>>127523751
>>127523751
>>127523751
>>127523751
SOMEONE ELSE RESPOND PLEASE
the game isn't boring its good but its an rpg so...
Nosraef is literally our boi
>>127524907
Fucking do it
>>127524542
>>127524856
You should make more of an effort if you're gonna samefag. Maybe drop punctuation and capitalization in the second post or something, and you definitely shouldn't reuse obscure phrases.
>>127524104
Play through it again and figure out what is only necessary to have as short a sequence as possible. Then find out the minimal requirement of what is necessary to go through that route. Always mess around trying to sequence break or think about the physics and try something where x+y would end up having unintended outcomes and try to apply that in specific spots that may yield skips
>>127524907
you haven't even said what game that's kind of critical
>>127518871
Married streamers. Wife got wasted and had sex with the guys friend, Stivitybob and Banjo-Kazooie runner. They haven't done anything since
>>127524907
>>127524529
Learn Velocity 2X and btfo out of the BKT. If I can't torrent it, I don't feel like spending $20 on getting a meme record.
>>127524937
He literally ran to reddit immediately after the run to post about himself:
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3ziwcd/congrats_to_nosraef_for_getting_the_wr_in/cymitr1
>>127523751
Go for it, if nothing else you get to play the game you like a bit more.
>>127524907
What game?
>>127524947
>>127524956
>>127525012
ok thanks friends
>>127524957
i dont want it to be popular
>>127525045
Somebody get this champ a faggot of the year award.
>>127525045
thats our boi just like pie and mario maker
>>127524648
Did you watch on twitch highlights?
>>127524952
If I ever samefag in the future I'll take your advice.
>>127525051
>>127524814
It's basically a fast "Let's Play" with people dying on Easy, they almost all died on the very first level
>>127525038
lol dude i wasnt talking about that velocity game i was talking about another game
>>127525051
>>127525149
do you guys remember when this guy was great?
>>127525051
fuck is this?
>>127525149
fuck is that?
>>127525086
so you want to get a free WR at an adgq? :-o
>>127524648
spoonfeed?
>>127524952
Is it really that hard to believe regular posters aren't going to listen to some marathon shitposter? Literally above it all.
>>127525134
Yeh, I watched Twitch Vods
>>127525224
no i will post about it once i route it and i will help others
>>127525148
I can use the fill bucket too.
Hi reminder that I never said wr hype
>>127525215
no?
>>127524470
JUST FUCK MY DICK UP
>>127525327
You got schizophrenia man?
>>127525045
It's a challenge.
Take him down.That'll be $20 please.
>>127525494
plus tip
Posting in a dead thread to say this run is alright
>>127525259
Around 19 hours
http://www.twitch tv/gamesdonequick/v/33381987
>>127525045
>>127525356
>>127525563
>fun nerdy guy
Jesus christ
Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrowrachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
>>127525532
If you say so
*upzips cock*
>>127525563
>FunNerdyGuy15
confirmed Nos
>>127524634
They were passed over for Lord Cucklestein and his majestic Velocity run.
>>127525625
The jokes write themselves
>>127525563
>FunNerdyGuy15
There's no way that's a sock puppet.
>>127525612
People still talk about witwix here after he quit speedrunning?
what's with all the fucking breathing.
>>127525717
humans need to breathe
>>127525704
He's literally our boi
>>127525717
Headset mics
>>127525717
using VoiP headsets designed to work with ptt. no wind guards.
>fez next
more of this pain?
>>127525612
>tfw I was waiting for this post to get my first ctrl+f hit but I'm not on this list
u a cold ass nigga
>>127525717
Poorfag failures can't afford good hardware
Guys, he keeps saying the word "time" and it's written in red. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
BLUEGLASS HEARD
>YSG in the background
Isn't it past his bed time?
>>127525834
Just ask Naegleria about how much money they spend on hardware. I'm sure he could talk about it for days
>>127525793
you say that about everybody you slut
>>127525717
gaming headsets are one of the biggest scams in hardware. two pieces that both suck marked up to the price of the good quality version of one of them.
how did these guys manage to touch each other for over 25 minutes?
>blueglass
welp, time to close chat
>>127525882
and apparently this thread
>>127525882
>>127525884
The madman
>>127525906
Witwix is special, without him we're nothing.
Witwix please come back, we love you and miss you.
>>127525992
Ain't he banned or something?
witwix's gf is an qt
blueglass laughing makes watching agdq worthwhile
he's like fifflaren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GATin1ODac
>>127526038
bans are only good for the next year or something.
why do they clap for money
please.
please stop reading these donations.
please.
stop.
>time puns
THERE AREN'T EVEN PUNS
THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST USING PHRASES WITH THE WORD TIME IN IT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
I WANT TO DIE
>>127526074
Based ysg and fiffy fanboi
>>127526089
in any case, this shit is dumb desu. AGDQ went down the gutter in 2015.
They're puns because they're funny. That's what pun means to normal people.
>>127526093
because maybe uyama will give them some
Does anyone have an oddshot during the Mario 64 run when they DEADNAMED Narcissa??
>>127526093
Jewyama gives all these subhumans a small stipend based on the money they get
how come cosmo played the chinese OoT? Is it faster then the japanese wiivc
>>127526215
who?
>>127526215
plays it on a chinese console because it's still technically n64 but has reduced lag
also who?
>>127526215
I hope you get banned for this comment
>more indie shit
>>127526215
What's a cosmo?
whos ready for lisp slur and more reddit tier humor
>>127526215
He was able to pick it up for cheap when he went over there to get his breast tic-tacs for cheap.
>>127526302
it's the indie block fuckwit
>>127526197
Cosmo is a slut.
>>127526302
>>127526302
>Fez
SUCK MY DICK
CHOKE
ON
IT
>>127526215
Delete this
Is there a tetris block again this year?
>>127526215
Da fuck you smoking?
>people bitching about cheesy donations
are you new
why does goose wear those glasses?
>>127526215
>cosmo
T R I G G E R E D
Anyone think Cosmo will sell me his dick after he cuts it off? I'm willing to pay top dollar.
>>127526391
Yeah, this year's Tetris block is the line piece
>>127524937
Nice try Nos
>>127526439
I want to go down on her girlcock ._.
"two things I want say...one, is there is a donation incentive. Second is, ALLAHU AKBAR!!"
>>127526302
Welcome to the indie block, we have 7 more hours of this.
>>127526439
No he is gonna make it in too a hair piece or some shit
I don't even know Cosmo's newname, I bet it is a meme name.
>thx for your money haha but we're not doing that
>we can reassign it if you want XD
>yiff has added you
ahahahahahah
oh shit, ahahahhaa.
Fez runner fucked up before the run even started, bitched at the tech crew, and there's a chance for a softlock. Fingers crossed.
YIFF THE MADMAN
this nigga is fun
how many gallons of spit do you think vulajin slobbers on people per year by talking
How is there not like a fucking post it note on the monitor to turn off steam friends?
>>127526570
It's Bellatrix.
CHOKE ON IT
>Fez is a wonderful game
Time to turn off the stream
>>127526570
It's Wanda
>>127526623
because setup still takes as long as half an hour sometimes
Reminder that Fez's dev is a massive fag
>>127526570narcissa
>>127526570
literally narcissist
>fez runner is a douche
maybe he choked on the fish dick
>>127526570
Its Wanda
>>127526701
Nobody needs to be reminded anon, that was the shitstorm of the decade.
too bad they couldn't get phil on skype
>>127526701
suck my dick
>>127526570
as reasonable as the other replies sound, it's literally Narcissa https://twitter.com/narcissawright/
>>127526701
we know
>>127526687
Don't forget about the interviews that cover up them doing.... god knows what
>>127526618
Enough for the thirsty spics in LA
>>127526767
where do you live
>TFW no dick to choke on
Why live?
>>127526570
It's Timmy now.
>>127526570
It's Vicky
>worried about soft like twice already
>its a great game
>>127526570
poof
cosmo kinda looks like that brianna guy
What does announcer grill look like?
>>127526701
>>127526738
i need to be reminded. what happened?
Sent in 20 donation:
"Hey Vulajin, hope you do well this run! Don't choke on it, love the fez steam forums"
>>127526920
Bags of sand.
Why are they acting like this is complicated? There's literally a Mario game that does the same perspective shifting and Mario is for babies.
>>127526995
Congratulations now uyama is just a little bit closer to that yacht
Let's be honest here, how many of you would copulate with narsissy?
>>127526959
Alright kiddo listen up. Phil Fish got super salty and deleted the finished version of Fez 2 before release because he was just too salty due to some le epik troles.
⎝ PogChamp ⎠
As someone who really likes indie games, I have to say I think Fez is a bad choice. I played it for like an hour and had enough. The puzzles and game mechanics just aren't interesting or challenging. It's boring.
Most people bash the game just because of Phil Fish but I don't really care how someone acts or what they believe or whatever, as long as they make a good game. Even putting Phil Fish's reputation aside, it's still a bad game.
Cave Story, Terraria, Hotline Miami, Shovel Knight, VVVVVV, etc. - All better choices than Fez. I'm aware some of them are already on the schedule but yeah. They really need to make better choices on what games are ran.
>>127526995
Isn't going to get read you retard
>>127527047
Absolutely not.Being a girl does suit his face more, I'll give him that.
new thread where?
>>127527047
he looks like a junkie
>>127527117
thanks /v/
>>127527153
He's ugly no matter what sex he chooses to be.
>>127527047
I love me some traps but cosmo looks like a fucking drugged out school shooter
>>127527117
>They really need to make better choices on what games are ran.
A game that nobody has ever played just got run by someone and it took 2 hours. I don't think they care about quality at all.
>>127527158
Welcome to hell faggot.
Don't forget you're here forever.
>>127527259
he needs to fix his teeth before getting a snip and a pair of tits
>>127527047
if she fixes her teeth then maybe
>>127527264
I'd rather have stuff like that than the same Mario game being ran for the 60th time.
oh shit the streams still on
i almost fell asleep
his heart was pounding out of his stomach
>>127527265
This website is more of a hugbox than tumblr what are you even talking about are you new?
>>127527117
The game is indeed boring. Simply moving from one area to another is a pain.
>>127527048
I bet he never developed fez 2
Hes just an attentionwhore looking for publicity. He played the victim card and probably hoped for a big game dev company to hire him but nope.
>>127527047
I'd fuck almost anybody once as long as they aren't obese.
>>127527561
I'd fuck an obese chick over one with a fucked up face.
>>127527561
fat chicks are tight as fuck
>>127527337
Also too manly of a voice, he will never be the little girl at this rate.
>>127527669
i used to bust a nut in this fat chick all the time. pussy was amazing.
axiom soon...
tfw speedgame shat on live on stream
>>127527934
virgins assume they loose just because they're fat but most fat chicks have never even gotten a tampon back there. fat pussy's a buried treasure.
How are these donation comments "fine" but cosplay is "too weird" and "distracts" from the event?
>>127528540
cosplays won't be too weird in a bit
>>127529663
#MakeSRGGreatAgain
left 4 dead 2 was perfectly fine, who cares if two of the runners got high beforehand
20 mins left of this run, can he survive?