- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
>gdq 15 had more raw donations by this time despite having almost half the viewers, not counting the humble bundle windfall where almost 300k was being deferred until the end
reminder that chair girl is just an attention whore streamer who doesn't know anything about video games
Who the fuck is this pink haired girl who kissed the fucking players? What the fuck? This is the reason that women can't belong in a fucking niche hobby like speedrunning without constantly being accused of attention whoring and wanting the validation of a bunch of people that want to fuck them. what the fuck:
The most mind blowing thing is, it's made with fucking Unity.
That engine is not what you'd expect to be able to produce games this pretty. The people behind this are like wizards or something.
This is like being amazed When you see a talented artist produce something good with blender. Blender and unity are free/cheap to license so of course you're going to see a lot of garbage get churned out. You don't base your opinion of it because plebs can't use it.
>let's beat cancer!
>let's kill cancer!
there should probably be a requirement that you understand what you're donating to before you actually donate
but that would probably make nobody donate
>mfw after this boring garbage is even more boring garbage
>/srg/ are total downers
>Reddit is reddit
>Twitch chat is unmanageable chaos, like usually when there are 1000+ people present
>tfw no good discussion channel
unless you've used emulator and/or TAS methods to determine this, you should be punished for saying this about your speedgame's tricks.
Game looked cool, just wish I knew what the fuck the particle effect ball character and particle effect ball enemies and particle effect ball objects and particle effect ball collectibles actually looked like under the particle effects.
Is that dj khaled in the back in red?
>you will never smell olivia's pussy after an hour long, legs crossed, intense gaming session
No, he is literally Reddit on the same level as Yarusmi and they both beg to be liked by /srg/ despite being 100% Reddit and everything /srg/. Is against.
Nos also tweets about the thread constantly and barely ever speedruns.
>"You can go as fast as you can mash the dash button!"
>"Speedrun" is almost 2 hours long.
>i dont want another friend on steam
people still try to friend a guy that literally makes a free living, wakes up whenever, and survives off of your neetbux while buying any console and game he wants
>Anyway, you know what to do, invite him to as many loli/shota/waifu groups as you can.
Amateur, you have to be passive aggressive
Make a new group called "speedrun beginners" then invite him to it.
reminder that gdq 15 raised more money by this time with significantly fewer viewers
who even okay'd this game to be played
its sooooooooooooooo boring to watch, tricks about being quicker are even being talked about, the announcer died, and this guy never even speaks up.
I know, I used the oppurtunity to let /v/ know how much of a fucking fag he is.
Also I can't watch the stream and I don't even know what game he's playing, but to my knowledge is literally never speedruns so it has to be some meme game that only he has played and 8 would put money on him being shit at it and not being optimal at all.
>velocity 2X is 20 bucks
>TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THIS
The people on the couch aren't even his friends, they're random people, he didn't have anyone to invite so he sent a tweet inviting everyone who wanted to join him
fuck man I feel bad for this guy
honestly it's not that nobody played it, it's that nobody played it, it's a memey indie game, the runner isn't good, and there are no jokes
when cosmo/narcissa did that dos game a couple years ago it was awesome because it was funny and s/he tore it a new one
this is just sad
That's because nobody on the couch knows anything about the game. They're not runners or even the runner's friends they're random people who decided to sit on the couch for the run
>Be so shit at speedrunning you have to find a game literally nobody else plays to call yourself a WR holder
Would you people stop complaining?
The game is kinda enjoyable to watch. Just because nobody knows it doesn't mean it's bad.
There are far more famous games that people run and are faaaar more boring.
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the stream or go watch another stream for your mainstream mario 64 or darksouls speedruns
>The game is kinda enjoyable to watch
Honestly, this game would be a lot better if it wasnt such a fucking collect-a-thon. If the shooting levels were more challenging and there was some puzzles for the platforming, I'd get it.
If this game was a more conventional platformer rather than a collectathon it would probably be good. The mechanics seems pretty smooth and they're wasted on this repetitive level design.
at a previous gdq, the girl on the right got drunk and fucked stiv, a meathead bro disguised as a nerd who runs banjo.
word got around. and well, folks don't too kindly to cucks 'round here. i'd say it's probably the birth of the cuck meme.
>got told my games were too obscure
>all of them are parts of decade-spanning franchises with 10+ games each
>mfw this run
>okay about to go do normie stuff for New Years. Going to a nearby college to party with some old friends
I think he browses here
This kid was in a room me and a few other people were chilling in one night last SGDQ and he got wasted and wouldn't shut the fuck up about random shit. I think he later got kicked from the event for being drunk in the stream room.
>check the dude's twitter
okay he's acting kind of autistic but whatever he's just a speedrunner
>scroll down a bit
well I guess everyone tweets while drunk every once in a while it's not his fault
>scroll down more
>all this /srg/ shit
>all this woman-hating /v/ shit
>it just keeps getting worse and worse the more I scroll
>tfw he's going to check /srg/'s reaction after his run
We bashed both him and his game
Are we committing murder?
No he's not. He's narcissistic. He's like the girls at AGDQ constantly drawing attention to themselves. "Oh my god I'm that guy. I'm drunk. Oh god." Like a fucking 15 year old have his first beer and won't shut up about it.
its pathetic tho that idiots can get ivnited to play awful games bc nobody else gives a shit enough about them to 'speedrun' them
I don't like to bash peoples' games because if he enjoys it I don't wanna take that away from him. But this just looks like the same stuff for almost 2 hours. Just think, he has all this shit memorized. Maybe I'm being superficial but I like to see a nice variety of different gameplay concepts, different backgrounds to look at (different scenery, different settings, etc.) in levels, different music, etc. This looks like the same thing over and over. Each new level looks indistinguishable from the last.
dude i'm feeling it man
this is the reality of playing a game no one else plays, no community, just yourself
>peaches games get rejected
>then he gets fucked out of registering by the nonexistent communication from gdq staff
>accepts this and asks instead to skype in for commentary
>meanwhile, this game and couch
Someone needs to check their cis privilege, being deadnamed is a very traumatic event and the fact that you're disregarding its significant makes me genuinely concerned about your mental wellbeing.
the most depressing thing of all is some people legitimately 'enjoyed' that garbage and dicksuck him when they don't even own the game. im actually a little mad gotta admit.
>Deadnaming is calling someone by their birth name after they have changed their name legally. The term is often associated with transgender people who have transitioned.
You know who...
I don't have that, but have this.
>learning how to crop without webm for retards because it doesn't have the ability to go through a video to where you need to crop afaik
This game has a decent soundtrack
i feel bad for this guy actually getting invited in the first place, he doesn't deserve that kind of confidence boost, posts earlier showed how much of a sad piece of shit he is on twitter. i feel bad for the incompetency of gdq for not screening the quality of these runners' content. they literally rejected competent runners to allow this retard TWO HOURS to suboptimally run this game. a game nobody cares about, a game nobody even 'speedruns' properly.
hes been on hrt for two months, you need minimum two years of hrt and psychiatrist appointments to quality legally for surgery. he's also probably self-medding because i really don't believe any professional doctor is incompetent enough to prescribe that lunatic pills.
yeah but who the fuck invites a runner for a game to gdq that O N E person runs.
no, i definitely remember one. outside of that i've basically never heard of the game though so it really is a baffling pick.
gunvolt had a contest too, yes, and that was much bigger and had much more in it for competing.
its also a fucking great game from a respected studio (Inticreates)
Anyone know how this run got accepted over something good? Game is boring and samey and TWO HOURS LONG
Runner's tweets are literally worthy of getting banned from GDQ
Not to mention he isn't even an expert and is by no means interesting
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY AGDQ IS DYING
The worst part is he doesn't even have friends on the couch to at least bullshit with to keep people engaged.
Like whenever PJ runs a co-op game, or when that guy that looks like Will Wheton did that co-op run of Risk of Rain back.
It's just him fumbling for words, while he fumbles through the game.
For fucks sake, why can't we just go back to the OG days of Zelda and all the games people actually care about at AGDQ?
Hell, even some Werster the card thief faggotry would be better than this boring dreck.
back in the days you'd have an empty room with just the runner and blueglass asking questions
it still would be less cringy
Can someone dous all a favor and report his tweets to GDQ staff, then report back with his reaction?
i'm pretty tempted to tweet this kinda shit to adgq to voice how fucking incompetent they are but i highly doubt theyre even remotely likely to accept criticisms. they obviously don't give a shit about quality control since they STILL don't screen their runners or background check them even a little. like fuck dude, i know its hard to judge competency if there's no other runners to compare to but i literally looked at his fucking steam profile and could tell he was garbage.
save the animals
All the insufferable attention whores and SJWs have taken over, desperately trying to get their e-peens as big as those of the fallen greats'.
It's over anon, we're just sitting here watching the embers glow.
What is this boring fucking game
It doesn't even look hard
It would, but they weren't there for the exposure or the twitch subs, they were there because they loved the game.
This guy is a total beta frat bro who has no place here. He looks like he sells insurance. Not to mention that 78 hours on a game no one runs is hardly worthy of being in a GDQ.
>indie garbage all the way up to 11:15 AM tomorrow
To be fair he could (and likely does) have non-steam hours in the game so a profile lookup isn't something that would authoritatively say whether someone sucks. They could have at least tried to watch one of his runs though... They'd have to know it sucked if they watched it, right? Right?
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So let me get this straight
>A game so obscure no one has ever heard of it
>All-time peak: 15 players on Steam
>Runner doesn't even have the speedrunning achievements
>2 hour run, yet runner hasn't even invested 80 hours into the game
>Plays like shit, constant mistakes, no optimization gone into the run at all
>Still WRs, on a game that no one plays
RPG Limit Break. It's an RPG marathon that is very quickly growing in popularity. Still hosted at someone's house in Salt Lake City, but will likely move to a rented space soon.
That's it boys.
GDQs are officially a meme.
Runners LITERALLY admitting no one else runs the game on stream.
Fuck this fucking event.
what game pal
feel free to flood this retard with constructive criticism on how he could improve his runs and his life
by ending it