https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpyvJUob_a8
>Marathons
AGDQ
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
Moving here because I'm hoping it will be better than the sewer which is the /v/ thread.
Battleblock theater? More like Battlecock Memeter
are you guys ready for Battleblock?
>>127486945
moving here because that other one will probably get deleted
>>127486945
Then you need to actually report obvious kids only her to stir up /pol/itical drama and seeing cringe.>>127483694
>>127489718
God must hate me because he didn't kill me in my sleep
>>127489997
Nothing is being stirred up.
Trump can, and will make speedgames great again. You'll see. He's not some cuck bum like bernie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
Btw, live rally right now. Educate yourself on what he's actually saying instead of what people tell you he's saying.
This game just looks like a button masher. No skill required.
>>127490280
Trump can't even make Hearthstone a good videogame
>>127490734
>expecting a making a rock into a light bulb
?
But for the record, there's expected to be a tremendous indoor protest tonight. If the tumblr faggots actually wipe the cheese dust from their guts and arrive at the rally.
>>127491052
>indoor protest
what the fuck is an indoor protest
do people scream at the computer screen
>>127491385
They claim to have 600 seats in the rally reserved.
oh shit guys
he had to practice one part!
>>127491456
Boy lefties sure have money to blow on useless shit huh :^)
>>127491780
It's free admission.
the real (active) thread is here
>>127489358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZsNyIVn8R4 When will this be played at AGDQ?
>>127491945
neh
>>127491889
Oh is it?
In that case he can just get security to drag all the tumblr outta the place, can't he?
>>127491945
>social justice running
>namefag
Playing with things that should not be played with.
The real thread is the one dedicated to the marathon.
>>127492043
this isnt funny
>>127492092
>epic meme
>based sheep guy
no problem here
>>127492151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ApPrxPs0JA How about this? When will this be played at AGDQ?
>>127492271
apparently janitor disagrees with me
>they got the actual thread deleted
janitor you're an easily galled dipshit
>have to come to this faggot thread because the real one got deleted
Nice work janitor
>tfw after this run there's nothing but absolute garbage until tuesday
>tfw janitor deleted the real thread for some reason
Why did the janitor delete the real thread and not the one that was one dude talking to himself?
Both of my parents died of cancer today, so I just had to donate to my favorite game of all time! What you guys are doing is awesome! Here's 50 dollars towards that plushie.
I'll donate an extra 50 dollars if the runner can bring my parents back.
>>127492794
>real
see
>>127492092
>>127492271
fuck off holy shit.
>actual thread gets deleted.
>>127492727
>>127492794
>>127492841
>>127492816
>being surprised at janitors being incompetent faggots
hello newbois
>>127492906
imagine being this mad at words on a screen
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>butthurt madfags report-bomb the real thread
>it gets deleted
>SEE THIS ONE REALLY IS THE REAL THREAD
hoo boy
>>127492848
>make a thread with a silly name
>DELETED
Nah
>>127492841
You can't post a general founded on namefaggotry and mislabeled subjects.
>>127493089
Trump thread is not real thread
Today has to be the worst day for speed running.
>>127493203
i wanna slap those milkbags
Why are they saying "take the knot"? Did something happen to spark this, or is it just people randomly spamming an "epic meme" for no reason?
>>127492727
>>127492794
>>127492816
>>127492841
>>127492910
>>127493003
>>127493185
>namefag mislabeled general with bait op
>real thread
?
>>127493307
forget it anon, it's twitch chat
I reported the other thread
>>127493354
It's a real thread if everyone is in it
Nothing else fucking matters
There was nobody going to this thread because it was fucking stupid to switch
Kill yourself m8
Reminder that srg is what keeps me alive
>>127493368
>You are a little girl, leave, fuck off, go back to reddit.
wow EPICLY done
Has anything interesting happened in this GDQ? I've been falling asleep every time I open it.
>>127493520
I'm so sorry anon. I'm here for you if you need anything. I will do whatever it takes.
>KH has been on for three fucking hours
any estimate on how much longer?
You're all fucking autistic jesus fucking christ just shut up
>>127493660
3 more
Is this run almost done? Holy shit, why put a three hour long game during prime time.
Besides >cosmo wright
What acts of autism have happened so far this marathon?
>>127493629
How do I end it?
great game design, Square
>>127493660
Hm... maybe 20 minutes more, based on the FUCKING ESTIMATE TIME ON THE SCREEN
>>127493703
>de handshake
>de face
>de singing
>>127493703
BlueGlass laughing a lot the first day
any good chokes yet this year?
slayer is love boys
>>127493834
Not really, simply fucked in the race but it wasn't that bad
>>127493354
>mislabeled general
>had /srg/ in the subject
Who's the Childish Gambino of speedrunning?
>>127493703
one-armed transformers runner asked donation comments to include puns
one of them was something like "even though you have a disability i think it's amazing that you play video games and you must make all the girls starscream"
it was bad
THANK FUCK IT'S OVER
>>127493816
was he banned?
>>127493913
quit samefagging and using your phone
>>127493991
niggy you got 15 min left
>>127493913
be salty
then don't fuck around with generals in the future.
Your namefaggot bait op's will be deleted.
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THE RUN
>THIS IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RUN
>>127494010
I hope so
>>127494057
>not living 15 minutes in the future
get out
>>127493982
video?
>>127494063
*unsheathes katana*
>>127493834
yeah during the SM64 race both Puncay and Simply fell down during the rainbow red coins castle star, which briefly changed things up. I don't think either of them make that mistake all that often at all, so it is notable
SUBMIT
YAY?
Someone get me a webm of that crowd reaction. That guy in the front row was cheering masterfully.
I fully expect everyone on the couch to suck the runners dick after this run
Like damn shut up
when is the YSG ecco run?
wtf is that illidan
>>127494587
2013
This sucks that they put a long game here, but that Ansem 2 fight was neat
Is the KH "community" the biggest circlejerk?
>>127494587
>run
i think you mean 'let's play with cheat codes'
who are >we watchin bois
>>127494724
Pokemon circlejerk is way bigger. Werster is primary responsible for its toxicity.
>>127494215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LljOGKqWRqw
23m00s
arcissa Wright @narcissawright 7m7 minutes ago
there aren't enough charging spots at O'Hare
*glares at the other millennials who got there first*
arcissa Wright @narcissawright 7m7 minutes ago
there aren't enough charging spots at O'Hare
*glares at the other millennials who got there first*
arcissa Wright @narcissawright 7m7 minutes ago
there aren't enough charging spots at O'Hare
*glares at the other millennials who got there first*
arcissa Wright @narcissawright 7m7 minutes ago
there aren't enough charging spots at O'Hare
*glares at the other millennials who got there first*
>>127494085
>This the worst part of the game
>Another one of the worst parts of the game
>Now for THE worst part of the game
>>127494817
slayer
>>127494924
thanks for keeping me posted on cosmo
im glad he's alright
>>127494890
im not watching all that
>>127494984
this, until the autism-based games are done
>>127495068
did you not see where i pointed out exactly when in the video it happens?
>>127495068
so skip to 23m00s?
FINALLY
>doing nearly as bad as the estimate
These guys were cheering half the run like he's CGN playing F-Zero GX or something.
HA HA TIME FOR PJ
FUCKING FINALLY!
Anyone know if chibi is present at AGDQ?
WOW EPIC
WAS THAT THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME IT LOOKED LIKE THE HARDEST PART OF THE GAME HARDEST PART OF THE GAME
>incentive met
COME ON GO AWAY ALREADY
>>127495204
Sephiroth says NO
>>127495239
He pretty much is
>>127495257
Too busy fucking his qt girlfriend to hang around those autists.
>>127495237
IT NEVER ENDS
Wake me up when Battlememe Theater is on
>everyone gets really happy that KH1.5 is over
>Sephiroth drops from the ceiling and stabs us through the back
I can't read moonrunes, but I assume that warning screen when he reloaded said WARNING YOU'RE STILL PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS SWITCH TO THE NEXT FUCKING GAME ALREADY
finally this absolute trash is over
>>127495345
The fuck's that supposed to mean
>>127495237
why are they still letting them play after beating the game when they're behind schedule?
>>127495504
think again, fucko
>>127495552
Cause people donated for them to keep playing.
>>127494984
>tuned in right in time for "bing bing bing"
>KH is done on agdq
THE NIGHT IS LOOKING UP
oh shit, now they're doing a %100 run.
>>127495514
He's the WR holder and he had a decent run for the stream, he just gave a very tight estimate.
>>127495607
>Cause the KH circlejerk donated to keep playing.
ftfy
>>127495237
>>127495545
What moments of epic dankness have I missed out on, dear memeronis.Just started watching.
There should be incentives to NOT have "speedruns" that are really let's plays (Kingdom Hearts)
>people are excited for KH to be over
>now it's battleshit theater, ori and the blind shit, and velocity "literally what is this game" 2x
If an any% takes 3 fucking hours its not a speedrun. GDQs just keep getting worse with back to back weeb games that take 1/8th of the fucking day to beat in a "speedrun"
>>127495395
>>127495545
>>127495745
that's not nice
>He's not dodging anything just healing over and over again
Wow amazing
>>127495767
at least Memeblock has novel techniques that can be seen with the eye.
KH 1.5 boiled down to 'stand next to the boss and smash attack button'
>>127495619
He's gunna make speedgames great again, bro.
If that's the name she wants to be called, that's fine.
>>127495767
>hating on PJ + Mecharichter
hello newfriend
>>127495917
This what the fuck
>hack and slash him
>when you get use your invincibility frames to heal and repeat
WOW NICE EPIC
>>127495917
>jealous that you aren't this much of a godgamer
haha
>>127496051
hello reddit
hello /v/
>>127496051
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
PLEASE
STOP
thank merciful jesus, they cut them off
I thought that was a nice run. Not as nice as a KH2 run, but it was nice.
>cute little glitch exhibition
Why wouldn't they have done that two hours ago?
>>127496051
they are literally playing the EXACT same boring indie newgrounds garbage
>https://twitter.com/Bizkit047/status/684123928323821569
>the quality of a community is determined by how much of their autism bucks the stream monsters are willing to throw away at a scam
>>127495767
have you actually played/watched ori?
It's a good game mate
>>127495917
He was dodging some stuff, just not everything.
>>127496110
>jealous of skill in a kid's game
You knew it was coming.
>>127496051
literally something awful
>>127496354
>kh_fanbase.webm
>>127496354
FUCKING NERDS
>>127496354
that's a smooth high quality webm, are you a wizard
>>127496119
>>127496121
>>127496415
Are you all new?
PJ runs are always super entertaining and had good reactions since the first editions
Please enlighten me on how bad they are?
Or you just watched last year and spout the memes you saw back then?
>somethingautistic.net
>>127496354
dafaq? does that hamplanet have a camel toe?
>>127496354
What the fuck was that?
You knew it was coming.
INDISPUTABLE FACT: if you say "hello reddit", "hello newfriend", "hello /v/", or any variation of such, you are part of the problem.
>>127496559
I like PJ
I do not like Battleblock
>>127496575
woah nobody ever pointed that out before !!
Security needs to break all tablets that enter the room
>>127496661
hello
>>127496661
Hello Reddit
>>127496608
Just your average speed runner.
>>127496621
what is on his tablet i cant tell
>>127496661
Hello shitposter-kun :3
>>127496661
i think i've seen more "go back to reddit"s in the last 3 hours than I did in all of 2015
>>127496661
well what's the problem,chump?
What have been some good runs this marathon?
I missed some of the only ones I wanted to watch on the first day, but have watched a decent amount of them so far.
>>127496238
to be fair he always play the shittiest games he can find
>>127496559
PJ is alright, but he's also a shitty speedrunner. He only gets in because he's friends with the old bois.
Mecha Richter is also literally somethingawful.
>>127496661
hello Anonymous
>>127496661
HAHAHAH BACK TO LEDDIT WITH YOUR BATTLEMEMES COSMIC KEK
>womyn incoming
>>127496756
SourPls
>>127496796
The SM64 runs where great this year
>KH is finally over
>Spikevegeta is still forcing it
I mean I get it you like the game, you run it but calm the fuck down
THEY KEEP DOING IT
>let's interview the people that were just talking for 3 hours
>that was exciting
Such a lying fuck, Vegeta.
KH is worthless trash for utter retards.
why is spike vegeta such a faggot
>lets have an interview after a 3 hour run and not give them a mic
>>127496796
Only Transformers
>>127497112
>>127497147
Nice nails.
Any GDQ drama yet this year?
>>127496987
well they have to have something showing during the setup of the next game
>>127496354
are you using smplayer?
>i have a lot of fun learning super in depth fights
that sephiroth fight looked like shit and he couldn't dodge shit
Bizkit is either autistic/socially handicapped or high on crack
>>127497253
>filename
>>127497197
There was preGDQ drama this time. Probably going to be less at the event.
>>127497243
Except they don't even use this time to setup
>>127497147
We'll make srg great again, bro. The time of memegames, bullshit charities, and e-celebs is coming to an end.
>>127497368
oh my god shut the fuck up retard
>>127497368
/pol/ tends to support the absolute worst candidate in every political area, so yeah
>Almost 2 hours run
SKIP
>>127497147
what utterly awful handwriting, using lower case and upper case letters at random
>>127497418
baka desu senpai
>>127497368
>he's a rich right-wing white male so he's the devil
go back to your dirt hut 3rd worlder
>>127497368
>>127497450
le buckel your le pants xdxdd
>>127496796
star wars (SNES) was best run
>Trump shitters ruining the SRG thread
FailFish
>>127497364
What happened?
uh-oh...
>>127497550
thanks for proving my point :')
A HYUK HYUK HYUK
stop bully pls
>>127497574
Fuck off
I'm just going to say it because none of you faggots have the balls:
Spikevegeta single-handedly killed speed running. Enjoy your E-Sports faggotry and Cosmo c ucks, I'm outtie.
>Already chuckling like faggots
JUST
>>127496796
Transformers, Mickey, Aladdin, and if you really like the games then Monkeyball and Rayman were nice, otherwise they're boring.
>>127496394
wait why is phil there? don't you need a 1:26 to get in?
who's ready for HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHHHUH
>>127497716
t b h f a m
>>127497737
>>127497774
why are there no female speed runners?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAI love this meme
>>127497737
phil is a way better mm runner than you will ever be.
>Stamper
FUCK
>>127497716
wow, that took some serious balls. i bet at least 20 people will read this post
INCOMING:
OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER AT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT IS SAID!
GG
Stamper is the only person I can stand in the battle block speed run because hes fucking hilarious.
The meme master is fucking back boys
>>127497957
Are you 12?
>can barely hear Stamper
Fuck
>>127497957
this is castrated stamper tho, he won't be able to talk about poopoo or dicks or anything fun like that
>>127497935
yeah no shit. i love mm but im not playing it for 3000 fucking hours with a 20 minute intro each run, jesus christ
>>127497984
>routinely
WTF? No hahahahahahahahahahaha's yet?
>>127497984
> routinely declares bankruptcy
HA I READ THIS ON NEWS WEBSITE TOO LMAO
Sure is twitch chat cancer tier in here
Prepare for non-stop giggle mates
REMINDER
Mechasphincter is literal tumblr and somethingawful
So is this game
>>127497984
haha nice man! i read that on reddit too xD
am i messing you up yet?
>>127498119
>tfw castrated stamper is worst stamper
>I want an xbox
>NIGGA you crazy i cant afford that!
>>127496354
how are you capturing mpc? are you converting to webm using ffmpeg?
>>127498181
why did he kill the hooker?
>>127498225
as usual
>>127498351
>>127498334
Just capturing the screen with shitty FRAPS but it was all I could be bothered to set up. Then I straight convert to webm with webm for retards which uses ffmpeg. Snipping. cropping, and quality are controlled in webm for retards.
>>127498351
>>127498467
>>127498351
>>127498181
>>127498053
>>127498527
i really like these speed memes
Where is the other dev from last time? All Stamper can do is throw one liners cause speedrunners can't do humour cause autism
>>127498368
she was a loose end and represented everything he hated about himself
>mfw serg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127498368
she was gonna squeal
i wish this was 40 minutes
they should hire hecklers for this event
HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>127498509
didn't know webm for retards had cropping. I might start using it
>>127495430
wake up anon
PJ should stick to awful games done quick desu
>>127498665
i wish this was 10 minutes
who the fuck is this ghost talking
>>127498723
Get the latest version I guess? They "changed the name" to make it more PC, so it's webm for bakas now.
>>127498665
This tbqh
trap thread
>>127498527
I remember this guy's face.
Somehow I think he's a nice guy.
>>127498829
needs more hair and to fix the gap and would be a literaly 10/10
Stamper PLEASE
>that monkey screech
Did they pay these people on the couch to laugh at his jokes
>>127498665
I wish this was -40 minutes
>>127498798
>mfw people call Crap Cleaner CCleaner
Whats the point of playing a game with 2 players if only 1 of them has to reach the exit. Games these days... srsly.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>127498798
>bakas
gtfo weeb
>>>/v/
>death joke
>family friendly event
HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>127499025
I didn't name it, Autsbaron.
>>127498732
thanks pal :3
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>perfectly sane human bean
>>127498103
>If the internet was rightist instead everyone would surprisingly go the other way.
>If not when
I remember before tumblr was a thing, this site was the place for "degenerates", the right was the villain with Jack Thompson and christfags trying to ban violent video games for example. Trap threads on every board, everyone was an edgy atheist, silly memes like rage comics on every board, everything /pol/ is against and nowadays is associated with other websites was common. Mainstream opinion changes, 4chan changes to be contrarian.
>>127499025
>calling someone a weeb
>has this image saved on his computer twice
baka desu senpai
>>127498798
the latest fork is still webm for retards
>>127499193
me on the right
>>127499169
no problem
so, are you doing anything later?
>>127498953
What the fuck
>forced banter
>can't curse
thanks jewyama
>>127498829
Ayyy
>>127499238
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
I have no idea where you are.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127499193
>it's real
what the fuck happened to narci
>>127499220
4chan doesn't change to be contrarian, the userbase just grew up.
I used to be a massive commie when I was younger. Now I'm borderline ancap.
Also, fuck off, this isn't the thread to discuss this bullshit.
>>127499418
>Update: as you might have noticed, development is dead
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
>>127499442
ya cheeky cunt, ima gob you in the neck. piece of shit, right
Miss me?
>>127499193
Truly living up to the Narcissism name.
>>127499193
goddamn he just keeps outdoing himself
I think I'm going to start playing Battleblock again with other people and make them do all of the work while I stand there
Hoho what a funny dude
>>127499507
Well spotted. I'll check out the latest correct version, but for now what I'm using works exactly as I want it to.
>>127499580
back to the ditch with you
>people actually find Bill Burr funny in 2016
>>127499708
he sure is zany!
what a card.
who is this guy talking on mic that isnt in the camera
>>127499689
Another game where you can annoy people this way:
Payday 2.
I, uh...don't think Stamper works as well without Dan with him...
>>127499193
Does he think real women make tweets about buttplugs or something. It's like he's trying to be a parody of women.
>>127499709
>Waaaaah I don't like change
>>127497890
Narcissa, the girl who played L4D2 this morning, the girl who sang during KH, the list goes on. Stop being so ignorant.
>>127499825
>wanting to start an argument
I just said I would check it out. Put the sand back in your pussy.
>still an hour and a half left of this shit
>1:50 Estimate
Night guys, sleep well
>>127499797
Welcome to the mind of transexuals.
I think I'm just gonna watch the rest of the SM64 race I didn't see yesterday.
>>127499825
if it aint broke don't fix it
>>127499884
I bet you still use windows 98
>>127499925
*subscribes*
>>127499925
It sucked, the FE run after was way more interesting and you should watch that instead, big boy.
>>127499808
>>127499719
Anybody here played Blocks that matter?
Can't believe I came back to meme shit, wanted to avoid this run.
these guys aren't even good at this game lol
>>127499193
Truly that is exactly what I want and expect when I follow a speedrunner on twitter: posts about their butt hole and the toys that go inside it. Keep us updated on your asshole Cosmo.
>>127500081
>>127500063
>FE run
Never.
This is a great let's play, just like last year!
what the fuck is happening LOL
clown fiesta boys
>>127499773
I once played with a bunch of random douchebags who were pissed at everything and everyone else in that game, so when we went on the museum heist I waited for them to all go in sneakily before I just entered the front door and alerted the whole place. They raged so fucking hard, it was great.
nice "speedrun"
>they let this broken piece of garbage into AGDQ
jesus christ
Which one of you Anons is DDOSing them right now?
>>127500321
Edgy.
>>127500038
It's crashing for me when I'm attempting to crop a video. GG.
>polished run
NICE LAG BASED SPEEDRUNNING FAGS
Stamper by himself is not fun
Stamper with a friend he can banter with is fun
also
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
lmao 2cat
lets not go fast at all
why are oldbois so loud
last year this meme run was fun 'cause of all the banter and jokes (memes). now its the same shit and you just hear how bored stamper is.
>>127500097
I played a little when it came out, seemed like a good game but I had better things on my backlog. I think I still have it installed to this day.
>>127500154
PJ is shit at all of his speed games.
>2 HOURS
Really?
>>127500506
At least with Battletoads and Turtles it's funny.
>>127500238
It's actually a very intense speed game.
i know the marathon has been shit for a while, but today has been a real shitshow
>>127500521
its gonna be 3 hours at this pace
I like MechaRichter, but I'm really not watching this.
Is Ori interesting to watch?
>>127500608
Aladdin and Goof Troop were great runs
AH HYEH HEH
>>127500592
It's all menuing not fun to watch at all
>>127500592
I really can't imagine that, but I guess I'll check out a few minutes and see for myself then.
>>127500680
Aladdin was really entertatining, yeah.
Cosmo literally said this before he came public about his mental illness:
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners.
people say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and im fucking retarded but i don't care, im beautifull.
I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.
From now on i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.
If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.
Thank you for being so understanding.
>>127500746
shut up zack
Holy shit.
Donations have really stalled tonight. Anyone remember end of day 2 last year?
>>127500728
That's a very casual thing to say.
>>127500853
everyone learned about the 'prevent cancer foundation' scam charity
>>127500909
Except there's literally no skill involved in FE runs
>>127500942
a spooky ghost
>>127500942
Stamper. The Announcer of the game being played.
>>127500909
>menuing is interesting
I'm not even saying that it doesn't take skill or isn't impressive, it's just boring to watch
>>127500853
Wasn't it about the same? It's made almost $200,000 in two days so that's not bad.
Though like >>127500965 said, people may have figured out that the charity is full of real pieces of shit.
The problem is not Stamper being solo, is that they ran out of things to talk and ask about. Their first run was full of stories and funny details about the making of the game, what the fuck is Stamper supposed to talk about now?
>>127499193
Holy fuck this guy has lost it. And yes, it's still a guy unless he removes his dick.
>>127500853
>indie game block
>>127499193
It just Wrights itself
>>127501029
epic meme mate
>>127501063
ok thanks
>>127500853
It was around $130k at the end of day 2 last year.
>>127501021
Okay, where's your WR then?
>>127501073
It's only boring if you don't understand what's happening.
>>127501156
the exact same stuff as last year
>it will never be 2013 again
>>127501156
He's a meme factory. He can just say anything and the autismos will laugh.
should I still run a game that I'm not interested in any more but haven't reached my goal?
>>127500853
honestly the lineup wasn't good today, and so many of the games don't look particularly impressive as speedruns
>>127500965
probably not a big factor. most of the donations come from casual viewers who want to see people get through games quickly and in an impressive factor, not people who care about the scene or the charity or anything other than being entertained
>>127501256
but the tracker was "bugged"
>>127501156
>Hey, we brought back this thing because it was popular without really thinking through whether it warrants being back
Yeah, that sounds like GDQ alright.
>TASbot
>Tetris
>Nintoddler IPs
Is this tranny worse than Cosmo?
>>127501390
why are people who contribute nothing to the community always the ones who want to enforce major changes for the community they aren't even a part of?
>>127501490
Demagogy, and claiming to speak for a group like you represent them and know what's best for them.
>>127501715
sweet reference bro
dude sick reference
obscure and funny
Why can't they just make a stream for donations?
>>127501984
what
AGDQ: 1 autist per couch
>>127501984
Because the two are tied together for the donations' sake?
i feel kinda bad for Stamper
this is terrible, it's so much worse than when they had the meme guy on the with the developer
>>127501390
What an absolutely fascinating tidbit
>>127501984
Because reading donations (insert marketing and psychology crap) and makes lowest comon denominator want to donate as well.
Yes normies are this stupid.
hey don't worry guys, there's only an hour left!
>>127502080
More like [# of people the couch seats] autists per couch
>>127502109
why
Before : They just want me to be there and expect us to have fun
Now : They expect me to be funny everytime I open my mouth
Gee I guess what went wrong
>>127502109
He created somethingawful the game.
Easy fella
>>127502216
This is just a mediocre speedrun-friendly game, there are a lot of games that are speedrun-unfriendly and speedrun-nonsensical to come, for some perspective.
I need more of these
>>127501161
It's still a guy even if he removes his dick.
the oldbois seem cool and all, but they don't need to get fellated so hard. this shit is just as boring as last year.
>>127502382
thought it was Newgrounds the game
man how is a manlet like taylor fucking the literal definition of speed perfection
it just doesn't add up
>>127502469
>>127502469
Why not "I want to be a guy" ?
Stamper please stop. Just pretend to disconnect.
>>127502693
>missing the joke
What didhemean by this, serg
What's gonna happen in that plane
I'm scared
this stamper guy is non-stop cringe, i had to turn it off. why does this retard think he has to crack a joke with everything he says
alien hominid speedrun when?
>>127502835
It's how he makes his living.
>>127502817
as long as you aren't flying to LA today it's all good senpai
>>127502817
She's coming to my house.
>>127502817
was tweeting this part of hirms plan?
>>127502835
Uyama told him he needed to be funny like last year but without any of the edge
>>127502817
He means he is going on a butt adventure, he will put random objects up there for experimentation.
>>127502817
where is narci even going, it's not to agdq
anyone have the vod for the l4d2 run
>>127501490
>>127501737
being outraged on behalf of other people allows them to feel morally superior. in their mind, there's always a clear sense of right and wrong--no gray area. and if you constantly claim to be taking a stance against every little thing that could remotely be considered racist, you get to feel morally superior to everyone.
people like cosmo need to feel that superiority over others because of how emotionally weak they are.
his bizarre behavior and mindset is only doing more damage to him emotionally. and now he's surrounding himself with people who are ENCOURAGING him and calling him brave for doing this shit. he is, quite literally, blocking out people who question his decisions (sub-only mode).
when you surround yourself with an echo chamber, you turn into a giant, fucking douche, no matter how hard you try to be ironic about it.
>pic related
>>127502658
Where do you even get that text font? How did it even become a thing with speedmemes? What was the 1st one? It looks like a font used in newspaper clippings for a kidnap/ransom letter.
>>127502817
The destination... is HELL
Can't they talk about SleepyCabin or some shit?
>>127503068
>being this new
hello reddit
>HAHAHAHAHA
Alright boys I'm ready for my speedrun.
Post Kazooiegirl!
>>127503068
it's helvetica
>>127503170
>>127503068
I honest to God Almighty did not know it was possible to be this new
>>127502835
this isn't real Stamper. This is G-rated Stamper for kids. This is an abomination.
>>127503039
>people like cosmo need to feel that superiority over others because of how emotionally weak they are.
he used to be so great :*(
>>127503236
Thanks i'm finished you can stop now.
>>127503253
>not lying to god
>>127503236
she looks like a crack addict
how is this attractivce
I got passed, and then xe deleted my tweet, but I took it back :)
>>127503002
If she's not invited and/or banned, it would certainly qualify as an adventure to travel to attend anyway.
>>127503236
mmm fucking nice
>>127503291
We could have stopped this
>>127503382
>>127503236
>skrillex
nah
>>127503236
>BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE NOTICES ME
>BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE NOTICES ME
>BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE NOTICES ME
>BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE NOTICES ME
>inb4 white knights
when will he be back?
>>127503382
Imagine her having a seizure all over your dick.
>making fun of autists
is there a lower low?
>>127503428
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
>>127503608
Being an autist
>>127503608
speedrunning
>>127503608
defending autists
>>127503608
Low? Autism is the only disability that normies classify as totally 100% acceptable to make fun of. There's no low there.
>>127503608
posting on /srg/
sparks flying over at twitchtv/unusualcook
money maker runners getting buttmad
>>127503659
>>127502817
>>127503608
Being a grind monkey.
is the Ori run a fun watch? getting kinda sleepy here but it looked interesting
>>127503798
what's happening
pls spoonfeed
>>127504001
yes imho (in my humble opinion)
>>127502817
Watching those videos and seeing his behavior makes me legitimately feel worried about him and the people around him.
>>127503879
So you hate on all speedrunners ever? Why are you HERE?
>timed out for posting: good idea my chocolate comrade!
>>127504001
Ori is an honestly solid run, and it's comfy as fuck. If you want to chill out before bed I highly recommend it.
>>127503870
>the shy way he taps him on the back
>>127503508
That's pretty fucked up anon.
>>127504040
cook is streaming non-serious mario maker 100 man expert
the WR comes in, and cooks starts saying you can't speedrun a game that as rng as it gets
the runner gets mad
then pie comes in
now apparently pie is ggonna grind out 100 man expert wr tonight. Like anybody cares.
>>127504040
memes and bad jokes
pykn stream
I found the banter in the Aladdin run to be pretty funny
am I a bad person now?
>>127504263
the wr holder* sorry.
>>127504263
this is what autists who couldn't go to AGDQ do in mom's basement
>>127504370
this
pykn stream mother 3
>>127504263
i peeked in for a second and it looked like pie said that final time isn't an objective way to judge a run. So i closed the stream
>>127504393
since you asking fucking 4chan for approval id say there is already no hope at all for your self esteem
has blueglass been sighted yet
literally nothing worth watching for 12 hours
>>127504547
word
>>127504695
if you follow his twitter you would know that he actually passed away in late august
>>127504695
he's dead, didn't you hear?
>>127504470
Does Pykn still do Ganbare Goemon: Neo Momoyama Bakufu no Odori (がんばれゴエモン~ネオ桃山幕府のおどり~ runs?
>>127504263
So, a skilless runner shilling for views makes a comment about something but is going to get BTFO by a WR runner being watched by over 100k people?
Nice.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>127504824
>>127504854
same fucker
>>127504697
pretty much. Ori should be ok, never heard of Velocity 2X but the 1:50 estimate sounds like its some bullshit. I'm not all that excited about tomorrow's lineup. D&D I guess?
When will AGDQ just hire actors to appear on screen while the autists play the games behind the curtain?
>>127505001
gesundheit
>>127505063
>autists play the game behind the curtain
No need, have them send their input files and play them back on the emulator, like a TAS but without the optimization so it feels "real".
>not as funny as i think i am, the game
>played by not as funny as we think we are, the runners
>with not as funny as he thinks he is doing guest commentary
>>127504854
>>127504824
did he really whats his twitter
honestly i think the blind 4-way mario maker might be interesting to watch
depends on the map tho
>>127505494
only ~narcissa~ levels
What did he mean by this?
>>127503236
she looks way better with blonde hair, i didn't know it was her
>>127505274
I think they just release Blueglass from his kennel twice a year for oldboy feels
>>127505596
I thought he got banned for cursing and being a general badass autist
one of our guys 4sure
>>127505596
I believe him.
We've already seen the retarded shit GDQ staff would ban you for.
>>127504269
delete this commie shit NOW
>>127505596
Wasn't it because of the room keys he swiped or did he just do that as silly little revenge to get back at them after getting the boot?
>>127505773
any good examples?
entertain me
bants are had
who is this stamper fellow?
>>127505596
what happened or what did he do to get banned and when?
>>127505884
hand model some of the game's animations are based on
>>127505665
fun fact her hair is naturally blonde and she dyes it black.
speedrun streams that are better than agdq right now :
http://speedrun.tv/team:srg/slayerofbabies
dude is funny af
>>127505884
no one. welcome to the internet.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/28418911
Reminder that Peaches_ died for our sins on that fateful night
Thank you based Peaches_ if only you could have stayed sober
>>127505996
unfucking real
Is Blueglass related to internet superstar Rich Evans?
>>127506026
who?
>>127506026
>letsplayerofbabies
>>127505665
>>127503236
what her name OSfrog for the science purpose
>>127506026
nice try streamer, now gtfo and don't advertise your shit here.
>>127506026
>af
out
>>127506108
Sharing autism isn't being related.
custom emojis killed any possibility that twitch chat would ever be good
>>127506184
cyghfer
>>127506067
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since the collision
rip
>>127506252
ill fucking knock u out m8 if u call rich evans autistic.
>>127506026
>first pykn, now slayer
I love how /srg/ fags always try to advertise their shit streamers while /v/ is here in a desperate attempt for followers.
>>127506026
Was anyone here when everyone was worried that he had killed himself on stream? Good times.
>>127506404
be blessed
>>127503396
>good challenge . took me 56 tries . im crying
>>127506376
Stormtrooper TRAITOR Stormtrooper
LiquidxSquid (twitch) / @LiquidSquid_ (twitter) stream
>>127506614
more like GrindxMonkey, lmao
Where the fuck are the epic memes?
>>127502469
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAsorry
>>127506726
This is a meme graveyard.
>>127506726
nothing interesting enough has happened to warrant new memes
keep your eye on the guy to the left of the guy in the white hat:
twitch > /gamesdonequick/v/33381987?t=32h29m55s
holy shit what happened i missed it
>autists laughing at someones dead mum
Looking real good speedtards
my sides
someone is getting banned for that
that was pretty funny actually
There we go, we had the best moment and they will regret it forever.
my sides
uyama must be seething
What happened? I had the stream on mute..
What happened?
Yo I'm taking a class at the community college, am I no longer a NEET now?
>>127507207
>losing your neetdom
lol?
>>127507207
You're not a NEET as a student.
>community college
but you will be soon.
>>127507168
Stamper told announcer to read next donation in a funny exaggerated voice
Next donation is about some guy losing his mom to cancer and the announcer goes through with it
Everybody laughs
was the audio for prinny messed up when the run happened or is it just fucked up on the upload?
>>127507207
Tell me what
N.
E.
E.
T.
stands for, anon. Letter by letter.
the worst part is that literally no one could possibly have been offended by that but you know they'll overreact and shit out some fake apology
>>127507197
>>127507168
>>127507015
donation message reader accidentally stayed with a chirpy upbeat tone of voice when the message abruptly shifted from "this is awesome" to "my grandma just died"
IT'S FINALLY OVER
too bad there's just more garbage to come
Anyone here ever been cucked before? I feel like this is what being cucked feels like but I'm just not sure. I'm not saying cucked by a black guy either, I feel like my friend is cucking which is only slightly better.
>>127507197
>>127507168
>>127507037
>>127507015
Stamper told the narrator of donations to read them enthusiasticly so he did and the narrator read, "my grandmother died of breast cancer 3 years ago" really happy like.
>>127507207
Congratulations anon.
>>127507168
Peak autism happened
>>127507207
>im in education, am i no longer not in education?
lol
>>127506726
hey.....psst.....hey kid. You wanna meme?
>_>
<_<
I got a meme for you right here. And it will cost you nothing! Shhhh, don't tell any body I gave you this.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/34950569.jpg
>>127507478
fresh meme
>>127505596
he stole shit, he swore on camera, he was a cunt. and he's surprised he got banned? saltiest motherfucker around.
>>127505773
>i believe him! even though my reasoning is based on no evidence of any kind
nuthugger detected
>>127505868
there are none. werster acted like an obnoxious shithead.
>>127506726
Bring it on memelord
>>127507334
Hey man, if you can transfer to university then its not hopeless. You dont get much from CC alone these days though.
>Cruis'n'USA music
FUCK YEAAAHHHH
>>127505596
fucking so tired of his victim schtick. he's one step above cosmo.
>>127507589
I love how he's backpeddling now
they should hire a free barber for these events
https://twitter.com/narciwrbot/status/684211219696345088
If she wants other people to respect her name, then she should respect mine by not censoring it
>>127506614
I'm gonzo
reddit already saying the narrator should be fired
video clip of the offensive incident
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXBhSeT2jY
>cosmo's interests went from speedrunning to
>himself
>anal stimulation
>vaping
man what
>>127494924
Wait is he flying to agdq?
>>127507858
>mentally ill
>pretend wrong gender for attention
>call yourself 'narcissism'
ALL OF THE LAUGHING EVER
who is she?
>>127507887
>someone made an innocent mistake
>have them drawn and quartered!
>Hey I'm Trihex. Let me flex my 1 year gainz at a nerd convention!
Does this piss anyone else off? IRL TriHard
>>127507976
cosmo
>>127507858
based
>>127507858
pretty based
>>127507929
vaping what?
>>127507887
literally isn't a single post saying that
>>127507976
I dont know but she's wearing leggings and it's triggering me.
>>127507929
>implying he wasn't interested in all that before
LOL........
>>127508009
at least he is actually buff unlike caleb
>>127508009
It's no different than Caleb.
>>127507887
>>127507981
they're noti checked. they're just saying the clip is funny but in a terrible way, big surprise
faggot
>>127508009
That's pretty sad for 1 year desu. 1 year as a neet is enough to easily have a 260 bench, 340 squat, and 450 dl and I'm being conservative here.
Feasel is so comfy
>people trying to justify the ban of a speedrunner for any other reason than hygiene or extreme disorderly conduct
kill urself my man
my mind wandas
Why are they doing this interview shit this year?
did anyone get a recording of that kiss?
>>127507806
Where do you go to "hire a free barber"?
>>127508208
>ban of a speedrunner for ... hygiene
that would kill the event
>>127508293
one or both of them are cucks
>>127508009
I always hated this nigger.
>>127508293
>>127508270
webm guy is on point as fuck this year
>>127508293
>>127508293
what a strumpet
>>127508293
speedslut spotted!
>>127507976
>>127508293
HISTRIONIC
>Thinking a kiss on the cheek means anything
Fucking losers I swear
>>127508293
>that awkward second guy
>"th-thank you"
>>127508305
English isn't your first language or what?
>>127508363
too bad there isn't much material to work with
>Donations Shouldn't be Done by The Narrator
Literally the only reason they have a narrator
>>127508293
I'd give her the ol sub 5:00 if you know what I mean (-;
>>127508293
Friendzone alert
>>127508293
>tfw when you don't have a warm cheek and perfume next to your face.
why...........can't I have that?
;_;
>>127508293
>thank you.... :|
>>127507858
is it because of the special characters? try another name without them
>>127507858
looooooooooool
>>127508293
>showing affection for another person/s in public
Absolutely disgusting
>>127507887
Wouldn't have happened in the first place if every donation wasn't a fucking sob story
>>127508509
tfw sub 15s with every attempt
>>127508503
the narrator of the game, the guy reading donations was told to imitate his voice
>>127507976
Looks like the girl from King of the nerds.
>>127508445
>thinking a kiss on the cheek is appropriate when one of the dudes doesn't even seem to fucking know you
kissing her boyfriend? sure. kissing a close friend? maybe. kissing some dude who puts on a stone-cold "who bitch is dis" face when he's pecked? >>127508293
>>127508503
Meaning the Narrator from BBT, dingus
>>127508251
Look at you pretending you aren't new.
>>127508610
no it doesn't
is PJ gay?
>>127508617
>>127508732
hopefully
>>127508610
I hate that cunt so fucking much
>>127508732
i hope so :^)
>>127508617
>>127508748
What is going on here?
I remember seeing these two shortly sitting in front on day 1.
>>127508201
dick rate thread desu?
>>127508617
I think he just berged out, because he tried to hug her back and missed
>>127508770
>>127508792
me too, he'd be a great bottom cub
Time to shill some madkatz gaymer gear
>>127508293
is every fucking woman at GDQ just there going to put on a show for the camera?
dude in the back left is fed up like the rest of us. dude in white is totally reluctant.
What a cool feature!
>>127508876
>is every fucking woman at GDQ just there going to put on a show for the camera
>>127508868
madkatz seriously makes the worst shit
>>127508810
alpha intrudes himself to girls. 4chan virgins make fun of him.
>>127508707
If you think there is no resemblance you could be blind.
I know he's in charge of prizes, but this is silly levels of shilling
>>127508617
Kissing randos on the cheek is pretty common in adult life, yes.
>>127508916
>going anywhere near ZFG
Enjoy your lung aids.
>>127508916
>dublin
lol?
>>127508810
>girls sit in front row on camera to get attention
>take selfies
>posing
>reddit mod goes up to shake their hand
>they roll their eyes because they are basic bitches and that's what basic bitches do
>>127508916
Tfw no puncayshun bf
y live?
>>127508617
She doesn't know them?
>>127508940
madcatz makes some of the best fightsticks yo
>at least 10 minutes behind schedule already
what's getting cut this year
>>127508940
Their fight sticks are fine
>selling out takes as much times as the "interviews"
>>127508949
if you think "pink-streaked hair and glasses" = resemblance, you might need a better definition of resemblance
>>127508948
introduces*
>>127508389
>>127508617
Loving these memes my friend
d-did he just say buttplugs?
>>127508940
Their sticks are legit. The controllers are ass though.
>>127508916
is cuckteeth a side effect of speedrunning too much?
>>127509081
Whatever nigga.
>>127509031
>>127509042
their controllers are shitty, i've never bought their arcade sticks because i already disliked them
>>127509107
H-how did you that?
You must be very smart
>>127508948
The problem is this faggot wouldn't have introduced himself if there were two random boys sitting next to him.
>>127509123
I swear I heard the same shit.
>>127509107
>this is 4chan nowadays
>>127509107
>not remaining pure in this age of degeneracy
it's like people DON'T want to survive the day of the rope
>new host
they work quick don't they
where are Caleb and trihex?usually they are around being annoying and shirtless for no reason whatsoever
>>127507858
i dont get it
>>127509273
is trihex becoming transgender?
>>127509293
Having gay muscle sex in their room
>>127509123
>>127509221
someone's gotta have the recording to check
>>127509293
Caleb is banned for being pasty and worthless.
>>127509232
yeah no shit, because they would be in the fucking way. -___-
>>127509273
>That fucking head
Jesus fuck that guy has the thinnest and longest head in the world.
>>127509273
ugh Fakku is fucking pleb tier
Why are these nerds wearing hentai shit in public?
>>127509358
>becoming
>girl with way too much makeup
>dressed like a prostitute
>can't go one minute without checking her phone
way to go
>>127509273
is that cirno?
>>127509276
There was never another announcer. That person doesn't exist.
>>127509358
I think so.
>>127509358
trihex is a flamer in deep denial
>>127509449
sponsor
>>127509273
What is trihex doing with Luigi?
>>127509496
dat nigga gay af
>>127509496
>>127509539
the gym turned him gay
>>127509469
Who's the cute girl?
>>127509273
>>127509496
Who's going to TRANSition first, Trihex or Sig?
>Awesome Games Done Quick
>multiple games over an hour
>most games are not awesome
nice "event" speedtards, you virgins make me sick
>>127508732
If he is, then I guess I wouldn't be a good candidate for him because at SGDQ I told him to hold the elevator and he was the only one in there and he just smiled and the doors closed.
What a cunt.
>>127509496
My dick goes up on its own so I guess I'm okay with this
MACHO MACHO MAN!
>>127508940
Only experience I've had with them was over 10 years ago trying to get this piece of shit someone bought for me to read properly for games. Its analog shoulder buttons were treated as regular always-held-down axes and the right stick was some other fucked axes instead of right stick ones. Half the time I couldn't even leave it plugged-in or the awful 5th- and 6th-gen ports of the era would autodetect and autoconfigure to be constantly turning or some shit. It was so frustrating I've never touched anything with the Madcatz label since then.
>>127509346
>>127509346
nevermind, i do
Neon painted hair is the female fedora.
>>127509705
you just posted my nightmare lol
>>127509637
PLOT TWIST
Trihex is already trans and was born a girl!
>>127509638
"Games Done" doesn't have the same ring to it.
>>127509496
>TriHard wearing tanktop while everyone else is wearing hoodies/zipper/longsleeves whatever.
Stop trying to show off your small ass biceps.
TriPose
>>127509705
they're known for their sticks desu
I'm very glad that they didn't get the WR holder to run Ori. That guy is kind of a prick.
>>127509851
oh my god what the fuck
>>127509762
No because normie males find it attractive more often than not (when it's on a decent looking girl)
Whereas a fedora can make even a decent looking guy look like shit
I want her jacket
>>127509181
shut the FUCK up
>admiring cool matty's ass
nice
>>127509851
I run like this around the house when there's no one around.
>>127509851
i went to a college where people wearing teemo hats and stuff would actually run like naruto to the dining hall
it was rough
>>127509857
how about just Games Done Quick? its easier to say even
>>127509762
>>127509762
>>127509762
mmmmmhmmmmm
>>127509982
>open mouth photos
why
>>127508948
Ah, hello my fellow gentlesir! *tips*
>>127509931
its more about the personality flaws it exposes in both genders. its just the males are stupid enough to still fuck the female ones
>>127508748
this would be awkward if it was anyone but puchiedarcy, dude makes like 200k a year as an engineer in sf
I met Cosmo Wright yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a cakeboi and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen soy milk terapacks in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Si-, er, maam you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the milks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each container and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>127509951
Whatever.
Nigga.
>>127508916
>puncay and zfg in the same picture
i got greasy just opening this shit
>>127510056
its a normie thing
>Another race
>>127510084
those girls saw his watch and digged the handshake
>only girl isn't even a runner
>>127505665
>>127503236
WHat her name ?
>>127510056
insecurity
more like oral support LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcq-TZdDSlo
>>127510086
>cosmo
>he
You're, like, a year late.
Vote Svenne for President
>>127510086
>interference
fuck off how do you fuck up a copypasta
>>127510232
>>127510086
>copying reddit pasta
disgusting
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2dno8e/i_saw_ryan_gosling_at_a_grocery_store/
>>127510232
Olivia
>>127510262
>implying being new or old has anything to do with muh snowflake crap
>>127510220
Women don't speedrun and the few that do are always way behind the good times.
>>127510117
so it takes a clean shaven model with a jawline, business suit, and dramatic lighting to not look like shit
even still this guy would probably look better without it
>>127510369
Why are you on reddit, anon?
>>127510369
>thinking the Ryan Gosling version is the original
nice bait
>>127510117
Fashion is contextual. Crazy sci fi looking costumes might be cool in a film but at the mall you'd look fucking retarded. Plus, he'd even look better without it in context.
>>127510117
That's not a decent looking male that's a ridiculously handsome actor with a very specific facial structure that makes him able to pull the look off.
Fact is many more females would look good enough with bright colored hair (I don't like it, in case you're wondering) than males with fedoras.
>speedrunning another 2D platformer with no cool glitches
nice one speedtards
>>127510345
word
looks like speedslut is just another slut
>>127510487
Shit like this is why he'll never be as popular as our boy witwix. Witwix is a white heterosexual alpha male and not a little queer liberal nigger.
>>127510487
I'm willing to give 3d a chance again
>>127510571
don't worry its only a whole hour long
any good tits and ass so far this marathon?'
just tuning in
>>127510487
you can't tell me u wouldn't bang that pig milfy body bitch in a second
>>127510487
>guy talks about trying to bang chicks on his stream
>every photo of him is a gay pose or with a tranny.
He's bisexual right? Or does he act like he can get pussy but he doesn't?
>>127510117
he'd look better without it
fedoras are literally only cool in fictional realities
>>127510571
I missguacamelee
>>127510262
>Thinking gender change is possible
Got some bad news for you my friend...
>>127510487
i don't even care i would
>>127510669
>Or does he act like he can get pussy but he doesn't?
its this one but i really do think he is a fag in denial
>>127510487
whos that sexy hambeast with the glasses?
>>127509431
no
there was a kid i knew in elementary school who had a way longer skinny tin can head than that guy
if I could find a pic i would post it
Is this yet another pretentious puzzle platformer #889690?
>le ebin sausage
>get back from classes
>see a poster for "LGBT" scholarships avalible on campus
haha what the fuck
>>127510842
his hag
>>127510868
Pretend you're pansexual and get free money
what's the point of getting swole if not to fuck bitches
>>127510628
what a great way to greet the world.
>>127510853
sausage crew is the epitome of horribly unfunny forced memes
lol i just got banned from agdq chat for saying "hi cosmo HeyGuys"
>>127510642
yeah and whats after? another shit game.
>>127510868
if you're not white, straight, and a male you deserve special treatment anon!
>>127510850
with rpg elements
>>127510086
>>127510262
>>127510345
>>127510369
>>127510496
FlyLo please leave
I was told Ori would be comfy.
Not comfy.
>>127510853
does his shirt say gay pride? gross
>someone in chat just said PEWDIEPIE PLAYED THIS
>>127511067
I wasn't expecting that annoying shitter on the couch. Forgive me.
>>127511081
When will they learn?
>>127511116
why do you fucking care holy shit
new thread
>>127511184
this game is so fucking gorgeous man
>>127511101
I think it's a OF shirt. Which is to say even worse.
>>127511213
to annoy you :')
>>127508293
she looks like laz's girl desu
>>127511273
>Delete
lmao nice one
>>127511412
new thread friend
Who the fuck is this pink haired girl who kissed the fucking players? What the fuck? This is the reason that women can't belong in a fucking niche hobby like speedrunning without constantly being accused of attention whoring and wanting the validation of a bunch of people that want to fuck them.
>>127511525
You don't need to do that anymore, the file already exists thing now only checks in the same thread
>>127511273
wew lad
>>127511189
whats with all these attention whores?
>>127510409
Beuchi
>>127511289
>whining about this chick because i'm a triggered beta male
>wait a fuckin minute
>that looks like laz's gf
>it is
>but i thought laz wasn't at agdq?
>he is
>he's doing speedruns in the casual room
>every time someone donates to "beat cancer"
>Sweet Madcatz gear