Dad and Adopted Non-Murderous Child Edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
First for Flowey loving Nice Cream
What is happening with this general.
Also first for skele.
Flowey being your best friend!!!
I hate myself so much I can somehow get off to the thought of dying painfully and being reduced to literal shit.
It's one way of coping.
Nth for unironically saving lewd pictures of furry animals onto your harddrive
I am sorry.
Not sorry. It was a cheap kek.
Otherkin are not a thing. You can not "identify" as something other than human because you feel like it, especially not fictional characters and/or inanimate objects. You are a deluded special snowflake if you believe otherwise.
finally got him
i was at like 2 hp when he started slamming me around the box but i finally fucking got him
Stop trying to shit up the thread.
Also you can't stop me.
>Actively avoid undertale porn because the concept of fapping to these characters I've grown to love revolted me
>See a hot pic of the tem shop temmie shlicking on the counter
Oh Satan give me strength!
help I want to eat everything again and I can't stand more bread
I'm at my parent's place and got basic kitchen utilities, what can I cook easily that would taste good?
Some kind of pasta?
Do this chart for pic related.
Asriel used Bulk Up!
It is you who shits up the thread by being offended enough to respond. If you truly believe I am wrong, then ignoring my post is the clearest course of action as you are obviously set in your ways.
He loves you too.
He doesn't actually but he'll pretend because he likes seeing you smile.
Just imagine all the cute little bleating noises he would make while you kiss his tummy.
01 likes it when 02 takes the initiative
I wouldn't have it any other way
Some would say TOO cute.
Snowdrake is for helping to come up with new pun, chilling with in the woods of snowdin, helping him cope with the loss of his mom, and gentle cuddles
and fucking late at night
I've been doing this for years.
utg ain't got shit on me!
Because he's small and his big puffy jacket makes him seem cuddly
>>as you have no actual arguement
so you've changed your position from my arguement doesn't make sense, to you don't understand my arguement, to i dont have an arguement.
all the while refusing to engage with me on the topic, and yet you come back each time to gleefully inform me and the masses that you have no idea what I'm even on about, but you aren't willing to find out but you are willing to shit post.
I dont need to create an actual arguement against your points when you don't understand mine and refuse to do so. rather than respond to me, you've simply asserted, and when I refused to try and counter points based on your false premise, you are saying I'm doing so because I don't have an arguement, when I'm refusing to do so because you are refusing to have an actual arguement, at the very least, one based on the topic of chara, and not meta arguing.
basically your behavior is like if you decided with every new post that you were arguing with me, weren't argueing with me, or i was arguing with you. You have no interest in understanding my position, a necissary requirement for a discussion on any issue in disagreement to even occur.
>>designed to avoid logic.
all of my arguements are based in logic, yours are based on assumptions where there is no evidence
>>I can't read so its your fault
good for you?
>>my actions don't speak anything except the mold you want them to fit
no, moron, they do speak for you, completely so. the mold I wanted you to fit was provided for you, you rejected it out of hand immediately, that mold was one of someone I could communicate with, instead you've proven yourself completely willing to scream and cry like a little child and by all means avoid addressing anything I say without the lense of completely warped assumptions and delusions.
you are in short, mentally ill, if you don't like keyboard psychology, maybe you shouldnt have started by calling me an autist.
i prefer lithe mage asriel but i'll take beefy dadbody asriel
Except for that OP.
Do not-hurtful things to the lizard.
I'm liking the amount of skeletons I'm seeing.
Sorry to hear that, but I know how you feel. I lost all my Sans a while back.
Honestly the best thing you can do is just start building up a new collection.
He just is, anon. There's no explaining it.
I don't know how something can be this cute.
Yeah, you're right..
Here's something new.
IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH FUCKING WORLDS
There is no such thing as too cute
>tfw sans will never hold you like that
We will never solve this mystery
I blame artists and lewd fic writers for making edgegoat so attractive. Please stop doing this to me.
jk please post more I can't get enough
no one will hold you like that
>think about Undyne
>heart starts beating faster
>feel more sluggish
Why does this happen?
I see some nice skells in this thread. I also see some nice flowers.
Here's the "Mettablook's wiggly arms" request.
I'm not super good with gifs but I just find this one funny..
The very fact that you are autistic and upset enough to continue this into the next thread shows your ignorance and sheer stupidity. You are by far a worse poster than me, and your attempts at keyboard psychology do not phase me. Calling me "mentally ill" is literally the same as calling me an "autist". You are the one who refuses to engage any points and instead respond with fallacious arguments with no merit whatsoever. There is no point in arguing with you as the very idea of an argument is a foreign idea in your twisted mind. By refusing to drop the argument and move on with your life, instead childishly continuing it into the next thread, wasting an image in the process, you have proven once and for all you are the true autist.
Because you are the lizard
to my fish.
I wonder what Undyne would look like if you did hurtful things to her. I wonder what you'd look like after she was done hurting you back.
Have you worshipped your own personal Chara today?
Undyne is pretty cool yeah
I don't know, is there any point to doing anything
>doing anything aside from cockblocking and murdering
still not as good as his dad desu senpai
You'll always be his best friend.
Those are some high quality skells. What artist?
Reposting for the afternoon crowd.
I decided to try Chrono Trigger x Undertale. What do you guys think?
I have an incredibly shitty AU in my head that's been done but kinda not.
Also, there is no lizard sandwich porn.
He's got a bit of beard.
It's called a
Who draws best sexy edgegoat? Fags or womyn?
He even manages to be cute in that picture, despite the Gaster Blasters and spooky eye thing going on. Truly, this man is an enigma
And yes, the pain of knowing Sans will never hold you like that is unbearable.
I wouldn't call this a "humble" game by any stretch of the imagination. It was kickstarted with a fuckton of money.
But besides that:
>memorable and distinct characters
>retro aesthetic, but with a puzzle-solving, VN-esque twist
>refreshingly goofy and cheerful, in comparison to other indie games with the same art style
>has a genuine, if immature, sense of humor
>GREAT music of many styles and genres
I'm not thinking of anything else, but I'm probably repeating a lot of points already. Oh well
Fags draw the best men in general.
But I might be biased.
>>you're a keyboard psychologist
>>you are autistic
insistance on hypocracy after being called out on it.
>>you are by far a worst poster than me
>>calling me mentally ill is literally the same as calling me an autist
observation I made for you just a post ago
>>you are the one refuses to engage points and instead respond with falacies with no merit
outright lies and fabrication, all of my actions have either been to invite you to understand my position so that your arguements could address it, or criticizing you for attitudes and behaviors that are poisonous to discussion, such as mystification, assumptions, ignoring questions, lack of any motivation to understand or engage. etc.
>>there is no point in arguing with you as the very idea of an arguement is foreign
this is again, a fallacy, and better describes you, whos idea of an arguement consists of deciding what the other sides arguement is, and then throwing a bitch fit when they don't play by the rules you made up.
>>by refusing to drop the arguement
I am no worse off than I am before, and neither are you.
>>you are the true autist
an autist is someone who has intense trouble understanding the motivations, emotions, and behavior of others. you've exhibited all of this while I have shown no signs of it.
does this do anything for you
I never thought I could love a small chunky skeleton dude this much, but here I am, and loving every single thing about him.
Can you kind souls help me by posting mad dummy fanart?
thank you in advance
The character development is one of the best I've ever seen. The backstory is really sad, but the game itself is funny, and the best way to make a player care for fictional characters is to make them funny, then strike the blow.
I got my sad out with this and a couple other small sketches
The fact that you've missed all the social cues so far to stop fucking replying very clearly betrays you as the autist you so clearly are. Here, I'll play your game.
>you've exhibited all of this while I have shown no signs of it
>this is again, a fallacy, and better describes you,
outright lies, and fabrication.
>I am no worse off than I am before, and neither are you
observation I made for you just a post ago
That makes sense.
But there are many many games that would appeal to those categories that have not succeded to a similar extent.
>came out in a time where no similar games had been released
It certainly has uniquety.
I wonder if we'll see a lot of cutesy and story-focused games in the near future, like how space films are pouring out of hollywood ever since the success of the star trek reboot.
Asriel used fucking steroids.
It's super effective.
>fuck monster kid
He is very pure.
About as pure as the alley whores, except he never gets any.
there's always real tongues
my porn folder is named "if you find this i apologize"
It's amazing - Especially considering that the average yearly salary of a programmer is 50k, and it took him almost 3 years to make. The game was a huge risk. It could have flopped and it would have been all for nothing.
Toby must have a very crazy work ethic to put out such a quality product with all these constraints.
>I wonder if we'll see a lot of cutesy and story-focused games in the near future, like how space films are pouring out of hollywood ever since the success of the star trek reboot.
that is not a superiority complex
that is the truth
this is further evidence of your superiority complex, because you are making the assertion that being autistic makes you inferior to others in attempting to sell this as me having a superiority complex
>>outright lies and fabrication
yes, that is what you are doing, lying and fabricating things that aren't true in order to attack my arguement
>>observation i made for you
again, outright lies and frabrication, the observation, ignorant as it was, that you made, was that my continued posting was actually harmful or bad for me.
>>the fact that you've missed all cues to stop fucking talking
in fact, i've recieved no cues to do so. your insistant responses make it clear you want me to stop because it would make me look the loser and you the victor, but you fail to recognize that you are in fact, feeding the conversation you are claiming you wish to be over, and that is an action and cue that works in complete opposite to whatever surface declerations you have that you want this conversation to stop happening.
Oh god I've gotten to the point where Sans is a happy little scientist before it all goes to complete and utter shit.
This is going to be rough to write.
Why don't you both shut the fuck up at this point
Jesus fucking christ
baka desu senpai
>that is not a superiority complex that is the truth
>because you are making the assertion that being autistic makes you inferior to others
>yes, that is what you are doing, lying and fabricating things that aren't true in order to attack my arguement
More outright lies and fabrication
>ut you fail to recognize that you are in fact, feeding the conversation you are claiming you wish to be over, and that is an action and cue that works in complete opposite to whatever surface declerations you have that you want this conversation to stop happening.
Come on, are you even trying anymore?
You're right about that, so if I were to come upon the opportunity I wouldn't do it
That's not going to stop me from wanting it, though
I just want to fulfill whatever human fantasies she may have, since I know what it's like to have fantasies go unfulfilled, and she's cute enough that I would actually enjoy it myself
Fat fetishists pls go
ill post flowey lewds dont FUCKING MAKE ME
Can I please have your cutest coolest pictures of Mettaton or anything Undertale with no background or where I can cut out the background easily
I FUCKING KNOW.
Nah, I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGjqr3n-QfU
That's what the IRC is for, anon.
I even did the ceremonial first lewd RP for it.
Also, while googling "anaphylaxis" I found Frisk
My porn folder's named "big fat porn folder"
If someone were to go looking through it, they deserve everything they get
Keep going skull, think happy thoughts.
Asgore has so many flowers in his throne room because he tries his best to keep himself busy with gardening, since she left.
He brought a golden flower to show and tell to Monster Kid's class, but without the light of the sun, it died. It just reminded him to stay committed to keeping alive the one thing from the surface that he has left.
Not that anon, but I'm a lizardfag and FAR from a lesbian poster.
She needs a thick fat goat cock in her life. And I suppose her cloaca.
HELLO ANON! ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER CONFESSION?
DON'T WORRY, I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU FOR IT!
i mean, you could do both
so we're going with the big lie technique are we? can't say i'm surprised
no, infact its the only acceptable outcome of claiming i have a superiority complex for stating the fact that you exhibit behaviors that are in line with autism.
>more outright lies and fabrication
big lie technique again. repeating the same thing over andover again isn't going to convince anyone of anything.
another big lie, this one in relation that doesn't have any concievable even if false connection to what you quoted, further isolating it and making it more obvious
>>are you even trying any more
I am trying to have a serious conversation with you, but the ammount of effort i have to put into debunking your lies and bullshit seems to be all you are willing to engage on me with, and because you are posting less and more simplistic versions of that bullshit, I will of course have to put less effort into showing how valueless your assertions really are.
Suffering is an artform.
Make sure it's crushing so it reinforces just how miserable he actually is and why he puts up the jokey front.
Don't take it seriously, man, it's a gimmick.
Fishlizard gets posted, some guys post black prince of portugal etc., some guy goes for WE, some guy responds with ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS, some guy goes tumblr shibboleth. It's a routine, like Pardoposting.
It is just a routine, right?
I'm sorry Brother Papyrus, but
I think kid fish is the cutest thing ever. I just want to hug her and be a big brother to her.
You guys like jokes right?
What's the difference between a roommate living in the attic and a roommate living in the basement?
I inaugurated the IRC with it's first ERP. Also I'm replaying Portal 2 (which I got in legal, Steam form, from a friend for Christmas) instead of drawing or writing.
If you had to be trapped forever in a room with an Asgorefag or an Anti-Asgorefag, who would it be? Both of them are passionate about the goat in some way or the other, and will never, ever shut up about how saintly or irredeemable he is.
It'd be a touch choice, but I'd go with the Asgorefag.
I would spend every conscious moment beating the shit out of them.
>so we're going with the big lie technique are we? can't say i'm surprised
>no, infact its the only acceptable outcome of claiming i have a superiority complex for stating the fact that you exhibit behaviors that are in line with autism.
>big lie technique again. repeating the same thing over andover again isn't going to convince anyone of anything.
Was not repeated, incorrect.
>another big lie, this one in relation that doesn't have any concievable even if false connection to what you quoted, further isolating it and making it more obvious
Big lie technique again, repeating the same thing over andover again isn't going to convince anyone of anything
>I am trying to have a serious conversation with you, but the ammount of effort i have to put into debunking your lies and bullshit seems to be all you are willing to engage on me with, and because you are posting less and more simplistic versions of that bullshit, I will of course have to put less effort into showing how valueless your assertions really are.
That's all you have to bring to the table, huh? Pretty pathetic if you ask me!
You sound upset
we haven't even been that bad lately
Is it normal to die constantly in this game?
I'm on my first playthrough and I'm about to have to grind to get enough money for health food. Then I'm going to have to walk all the way back to town to get it and walk all the way back.
Well... given that skeletons literally cannot shit or piss, and that monsters don't do that anyway, it's less revolting than it'd be under normal circumstances. Clueless Papyrus is just wearing something designed for a gross purpose, but without him wanting to or even being capable of said gross purpose it's a lot less gross.
No less autistic, though.
Well, I got this one.
There's not much difference between thick and thigh.
I can't see it happening in their century.
Good thing they live forever.
This sexual tension has me on edge.
But it's ok. Sometimes Forgiveness isn't something you can get given.
Asgorefag. I would tell him how Asgore with 7 human souls would never win an engagement against humans and end every sentence with "Semper Fidelis" until he gives up or begins attempting to attack me, at which point I run circles around the room until his large frame collapses before taking a rest.
I am. I was busy doing normie things all afternoon.
And here's the other request.
My friend named the video they're watching.
Reminder that this is still being updated:
warning: contains gote
>>big lie technique and otherwise acting a 2 year old child repeating the same thing over and over again.
it's pretty sad that you've decided to bring your level of discussion this pathetically low. I wanted to think higher of you than even this, but you continue to prove me wrong.
>>that all you have to bring to the table
this table has been filled with my offerings of clear and open conversation, rather than be disatisfied with the fact that i'm not kissing your ass instead of trying to converse with you like an adult, maybe you could direct your attention to all the intelligence you've taken away from the table, in favor of childish behavior.
As Asgorefag who's been doing tai chi for a few years...
...really, what am I doing practicing a martial art that emphasises harmony and oneness and getting worked up over goats on the internet. I should reconsider my life choices or something.
>it's pretty sad that you've decided to bring your level of discussion this pathetically low. I wanted to think higher of you than even this, but you continue to prove me wrong.
Wow, superiority complex much?
>this table has been filled with my offerings of clear and open conversation, rather than be disatisfied with the fact that i'm not kissing your ass instead of trying to converse with you like an adult, maybe you could direct your attention to all the intelligence you've taken away from the table, in favor of childish behavior.
Rude, very clearly shows off your superiority complex. Whew, this is getting easier and easier!
You used to call me on my snow phone
Late night when you need my puns
I was gone for a while too, it's okay.
Actually, uhm. I was asking around for you a little in some of the previous threads. I fell asleep yesterday and didn't get to read that thing you wrote for me and...
I just wanted to say how thankful I was that you did that, and I really appreciate all the work you went through for me. I really liked reading it! If you ever write anything else, I'll make sure to read that too!
Arguing on the Internet, Special Olympics, etc
it's a child's idea of a cool attack name, which is why Azzy hits you with it
I'm really glad you liked it, anon! I'm planning on continuing from that fic at some point, and I'll be posting about it here as it gets toward completion.
>>superiority complex rude, whew this is getting easier and easier
A superiority complex requires someone who needs to feel superior to others in order to feel good about yourself. you seem to be feeling fine, even happy, in insulting me like a childish moron and feeling better than me, while I, the one you insist has an innate need to be better than you, is only disappointed that you've sunk even lower, rather than delighted.
As a charafag, I don't think its too surprising to find people stubborn, but even more than that, you've got to be pretty robust as well, after all, theyre the kind of person that will keep going just because they can.
>A superiority complex requires someone who needs to feel superior to others in order to feel good about yourself. you seem to be feeling fine, even happy, in insulting me like a childish moron and feeling better than me, while I, the one you insist has an innate need to be better than you, is only disappointed that you've sunk even lower, rather than delighted.
Mm-hmm. Look, I've stopped reading these but I'm just going to assume you have some sort of superiority complex that's shown off in this.
>As a charafag, I don't think its too surprising to find people stubborn, but even more than that, you've got to be pretty robust as well, after all, theyre the kind of person that will keep going just because they can.
Ahahaha, wow. Now if this isn't a superiority complex, I don't know what is. You gonna be arguing your music tastes next, fedora boy?
Guys why do I wanna fap to goat mom and temmie and girl frisk and asriel and muffet? Am I sick?
I've never fapped to them before but I have this unyeilding urge to commit the taboo!
The AU where everything is the same but Asgore and Gaster fucked
Holy fuck part 27 just... wow. I really hope you guys like this because I just put myself through hell. It's still all happy shit but knowing what comes afterward just... damn.
I'm going to go shower and then proofread. It'll be up in about an hour.
Inseparable-verse, followed by Half-Hearted Dreamers (despite the furfaggotry).
Since going to the surface, Papyrus learned of a human game called “House”. And asked Sans to join him in a game of it.
Now had Sans known this would have required him to be diapered, dressed in infantile clothes and treated like a baby… Well, he would have still said yes because he wouldn’t want to upset Papyrus now would he?
Sans is unsure how he feels about the game, he does know he’s thoroughly embarrassed about it.
Frisk and Asriel are literally children
Sounds like your a god damn degenerate pedophile anon.
A nasty thought I just had - Toriel's dialog if you meet her again after resetting suggests that some of the human kids who fell had the same power as you, right?
And when you tell Asgore that he's killed you multiple times, he just nods miserably rather than saying that's crazy or showing any sort of surprise or doubt.
If all, or at least some of the kids could reset, then it'd take them losing their will to live to make them stay dead. Is that what Asgore was trying to do? Kill you so many times you lost the will to fight?
Hey, no biggie. Just glad you got to see it.
got you senpai
The one where
they get back together
>>mhmm look, I'm not even going to read, but I am going to keep replying
well nothing about this is all too surprising, it does take a brave person to be willing to engage with someone without resorting to childish behavior
>>wow, superiority complex I dont know what one is
Well if you did read the post you said you didn't you'd know what it is. but thats okay, I can't make you drink the water, only lead you to it.
>>you gonna be arguing your music taste next?
actually I've found through my posts on this thread that people actually agree much more often than not with my music taste, its refreshingly surprising.
Yes Asgore kills you over and over tell you rage quit and don't restart
the other six kids were all just scrubs
A (Realm of) (L)ucifer. It's satanist codespeak so that they in a certain fandom can recognize others who have strayed from the Lord's light and begin their hedonistic pleasures with eachother.
Because it makes me kek.
I'm bracing myself for the bad times, Skull.
* Golly, maybe if I act cute enough you'll collapse and die!
pick one, loli/shota is an advanced and accepting culture that is completely open and accepting to everyone.
AU where Papyrus has gaster blasters while you fight him but he doesn't really hit you with them and only uses them to look flashy and cool
>well nothing about this is all too surprising, it does take a brave person to be willing to engage with someone without resorting to childish behavior
Even MORE superiority complex! You're really not making a case for yourself.
>Well if you did read the post you said you didn't you'd know what it is. but thats okay, I can't make you drink the water, only lead you to it.
Woah, bet you thought you're real clever writing that. Tipping my trilby as we speak.
>actually I've found through my posts on this thread that people actually agree much more often than not with my music taste, its refreshingly surprising.
Yeah, and what exactly is that? "totes patrish" /mu/core, I imagine?
It would be the way she does it that makes it either IC or OOC. I imagine her trying to advance sexually, but being denied, continued for long periods until finally she gets frustrated and finally just pins that person down and gets it over with.
This is, of course, assuming her and Alphys never got together.
I respect their relationship.
Well, now's the last time I say that Asgore wasn't all that bad. Reluctantly killing kids for the sake of your kingdom is one thing, breaking their spirit and destroying their will to live first is another.
>pedophilia doesn't apply to cartoons
Well meme'd my friend
Well I mean its not like he was aware of the other times, each was the first
Sure do bud, just for (You)
I was the one who slapped the text onto it
We've already been over this. I want Undyne to hold me down and fuck me senseless.
What if you trick her into thinking I'm so hard to get she can't have sex with me.
I mean, it's not that far for her to do kinda cruel things to people, mostly out of obliviousness.
He was aware of what was happening, though.
>Oh dear, this small child that I'm killing seems really shaken and filled with despair, and is saying I've killed them before.
>It must be working, then. How sad.
>I hope this is the last time I have to do this.
>I miss my wife.
Damnit, the suspense is unbearable!!!
Its more than each time he fights you, he wishes you'll kill him or back down. He wants to free his people.
Despite what people say or the game implies, I really dont think Asgore would wage war against the humans. He probably wouldnt even break the barrier right away until people started asking whatever hapened to the 7th human. Even if he does break the barrier i dont think he has it in him to wage another war
I did my Mettaton of the day, slowly working toward EX but until I get legs right I'm not even going to try.
Full legs image: http://i.imgur.com/CM1aG5H.jpg
>>you really aren't making a case for myself
well, actually, I think i've made a pretty decent case for not having a superiority complex, but if you simply meant for myself, well, i admit i am not, because part of reaching down to help someone up off the floor having a tantrum does involve leaning downward and reaching out a hand.
theres nothing clever about what I wrote, what is profound though is how determined some humans are to make it seem that way.
>>what music is that
why undertale music of course. and a bit of touhou on the side.
Undyne training monster kid is clearly the way to go.
He doesn't necessarily realize he's killing anyone multiple times until you say so. At least he doesn't really remember. He has a feeling that what you're saying is right at best.
* And we'd be together for ever and ever and ever and ever.
Littletale, of course!
okay? I mean he was going to kill them regardless and I don't see how it really makes it worse
>Despite what people say or the game implies, I really dont think Asgore would wage war against the humans.
Who knows, he was in pretty deep at that point but was also swayed pretty quickly by the rest of the cast to drop the war idea.
>well, actually, I think i've made a pretty decent case for not having a superiority complex, but if you simply meant for myself, well, i admit i am not, because part of reaching down to help someone up off the floor having a tantrum does involve leaning downward and reaching out a hand.
Even more superiority complex. Your very responses continue to betray you.
>theres nothing clever about what I wrote, what is profound though is how determined some humans are to make it seem that way.
That just turned my trilby into a fedora. Your euphoric powers are truly amazing.
>why undertale music of course. and a bit of touhou on the side.
Wow, that's honestly even worse than p4kcore posers. Funny how you try to be such an intellectual but you still manage to be a gigantic plebeian in the arts.
Asgore is one of the only two monsters confirmed to have fought humans in the past. He probably has plenty of experience with resets, which is why he wants Alphys to look into determination. He may not understand or even know about it, but resets don't do a good job at completely wiping memories. He probably has a hunch that humans have some kind of magic that lets them 'redo' a battle or something.
Is there any character that projects any harder than flowey?
Better than whatever I end will end up doing for my daily MTT.
Why not both?
>Undyne teasing MK by doing squats n shit in front of him
>Finds him later in the locker room with an erection and fucks the shit out of him
I swear I get rock hard every time I think about this.
Oh no. They've found me out.