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>another episode of autistic mods spazzing out
sundering this cabal
with no survivors
if i take off that vlads will you die?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
maybe now you fags will learn to not make early threads
I'm not and I never will be a cuck. But holy shit I want to fuck Shendelzare so badly. The thought of arousing her near some ironwood branches entices me so much. I would lay down some branches (for the stat bonus as well as the bedding) and go to work. Of course Shendelzare hesitates at first, after all she is so full of hatred that the idea of arousal probably never crosses her mind. But I persist through, and do my best to intoxicate her with pleasure. But soon I find that it's not working. At least, it doesn't look like it's working. All of my efforts are only making her more and more enraged. Finally, when she should be at the peak, nearing her climax, she throws me over the pile of branches and screeches. "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she yells, and I look down for a moment to see that my dick and balls are gone, replaced with a soft, velvety, puffy pussy! I look over at Shendelzare and on her I see my fully engorged penis and low-hanging ballsack. Although terrified, the situation arouses me even more, and I soon feel waterfalls flowing out of my new lovemaker. Shendelzare bends me over and hatefucks me in my pussy with my own dick, and I find a new pleasure I could've only ever dreamed of.
>2k mmr arc wardens farm rapier
ODPIXEL THE PROFESSIONAL CASTER ONLY HAS 3.7K MMR
DEFEND THIS DOTARDS!
he's a good caster in terms of speech skills? although he spills some retarded stuff reallly often I rather have him as a caster than a person like winter who is uninteresting as fuck to listen and is barely intelliginle when he speaks.
Treads, Vlads, BFury, Manta then pick 2
>Basher/Abyssal, Butterfly, Heart, BKB
Then you start upgrading once you're 6 slotted.
>Basher/Abyssal - LOCKDOWN
>Butterfly - damage and illusion attack speed+evasion
>Heart - BULK
>BKB - an item you don't want on AM, similar to MKB but you might need it
You do know that Desolate deals its damage through evasion, right? That's why Spectre can kill Windrunner through Windrun. Combine that with Spectral Dagger, Manta illusions and Radiance burn, and you still have a free Rapier.
>loda tattoo on bicep
What does Loda's tattoo say?
Kelly's children name
Say, you are playing as Invoker and there are three people in front of you; one of them is a tanky initiator, the other is a carry and the other is a support. After you manage to hit them with your deafening blast + meteor combo what spells should you use next? I use EMP and then cold snap the carry or buff my carry with alacrity if he's near. Am I doing it right?
I want to poorfags to try and explain how the manlet from Aladdin on the left is better.
in case you can have a bfury on a curr with refresher too, it comes useful only if you need to push
true 6 slotted am is
>bfly (if enemies have mkbs consider another heart)
>queue for 10 minutes
>teal marks invoker mid
>offlaner considering at best situation
>teal still marked mid invoker
>counter times out
>teal autorandoms phoenix
>wow nice pick guys
>leaves the game
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. people who don't like winter are either so bad they literally can't recognize good dota knowledge and analyses if it hit them in the face, or they think they are much better than they are and therefore cannot learn anything.
Or maybe I can't stand the sound of his voice you autistic mushmouth chink, he will go the way of ruminous and you can cry about it with all 12 of your winter fangays while I listen to glorious shitters like ODpixel.
Yo dotards I've got a problem, whenever I try to use the steam overlay in dota it doesn't work and if I ever try to activate the mic or purchase anything from the ingame store it immediately stops working, it only happens in Dota and I already tried installing the game again any help?
>he still thinks cuck is filtered.
zeus arcana is objectively good
>thx reddit for your "muh voting for qop arcana would cause us to look like pervs" sjwing, fuckin denied us the goodly like cosmetic for a FUCKING SEX DEMON
also cuck is no longer filtered
This is what I think about you, alright? This is what I think kiddo, listen closely. You're fucking dead. I'll find you and make sure you'll NEVER post this fucking stupid post again! You think you know pain? You think you know fear? Think again maggot. Be afraid.
Honeslty I voted for zeus over qop for the same reason I think most people did, because qop has 50 billion sets and they are almost all decent, I couldn't choose what to fucking wear on her if she had more shit
DAE want to kidnap Beesa and ravage his sissy twink ass every day?
I dont think you understand what I was saying when I said 'bigboy words'
I meant that you sounded like a kid trying to sound like his older brother by being fancy with his cussing
let me give it a try, *ahem*
you faggot monkey sucker, go rim ODpixel up his asscheeks you dumbass trailerpark whore
sounds like something a brat would say, don't you think, bigboy?
all those fancy words earlier and this is the best response you have?
If you can't post a > and 4 words without making a fool of yourself then just click the small 'x' in the upper right corner of your tab thank you
From what I know of current world relations I'm pretty sure every country in the world is tsundere for us.
anyone else starting to think that dota 2 is crap because of the lack of items? I love the game but the lack of good and effective items FOR ALL ROLES is fucking shitty.
Like, what do supports do EARLY to mid game to mitigate physical damage? Ghost scepter IS A SHIT DEAD END ITEM for supports. Costs a fucking truck ton too. Imagine if you are losing, how are you going to afford the ONE item that could help you. That enemy ember who has been cutting you down all game is now getting close to a daedalus. You won't survive without a ghost scepter. WHAT THE FUCKD O YOU DO?!
Where is my armor item that increases armor based off of mana pool?
You know? There are so many options and ice frog seems to be stuck. Recently, he did make glimmer cape and aether lens which are amazing items but glimmer cape is easily dealt with and not every support can buy it because of the 130 mana cost to use it.
Whos the most ITS HAPPENING hero in this game dotards?!?
hey guys, am deaf ,can u pls describe me how Centaur warrener ulti sound like? ?
>commentators for a game are often British or Australian
>scenes for the game in the homeland of the casters is worse than the "joke region" of the game
What gives? It's seems to be the same for every esport.
When you die, your whole team dies, but most of the enemy team turn to your side a short while after you die. They then pretend they're sad they killed you forevermore and that it conveys something about human nature besides being really fucking stupid.
why aren't YOU simply paying 8.00 EUR to get out of 5 low priority games?
Best money I have EVER spent in my LIFE. probably picked up some dank commends.
as a service to the community, i will save and archive these replays, as will I when the booster boosts me to 4k
>he pays people money to play a game for him
He pays people money to play A FREE TO PLAY game for him
It's only for scouting and doesn't reliably do damage
Actually some of them max the spell and get diffusal to make it reliably do damage, since the clone can use diffusal charges without the main hero losing charges
Why would they remove the best Lone Druid hat?
don't argue with your 1k shitter friends over dota. it will damage your relationship. use the smile and nod method and then just stop queueing with them as you surpass their mmr.
Nice cast dotards
>tfw my friends keep referring to puck as a "she"
>tfw one of them argues that mjollnir is a good item on qwop and death prophet
>tfw the other plays jungle LC every game
>>mfw people literally don't get a casual chainmail on supports
I am chainmail
Is there any way to remove the awful voice filter on the Zeus arcana?
>Why did you get it in the first place?
reported in during a game which i won. while muted. same as last time.
if i get reported 1 time i get 5 games of low priority. my account isn't like yours.
i think i might use the smurf for 6 weeks to let shadow realm wear off
from smurfing though, it is now clear to me that my account is in some kind of ultra shadow realm, i think i might not be able to get out anymore. seriously.
Exactly what I needed, thanks senpai
>another weeb triggered
feels good desu
>stop liking what I don't like!!! 1 111!!! 1
it's ME, PSG
imagine how hard people would rage
you know, it'd be easier for me to gain mmr if i didn't play against all 9 people every single game. i really just hate humanity though and the ineptitude of the average doto brings it out in a way that i cannot conquer
why is this the only video game that's exhilerating?
im boosting to 4k now, so the likelihood that anything will be my fault instead of my teams is going to increase by like 70%
this will make me get better, in fact it's the only way to get better.
Ah yes the classic bone7 LC. I'll never understand why C9 tried to force that shit hero so hard.
she is approaching good but the loss of both exorcism spirits and spirit spawn time was a tremendous nerf that makes her not really good right now
the most important thing imo is that she has a slow so you don't need to build phase boots. i always hated that dp needed to build phase boots, then sell them later for BoTs. Now you just keep browns until BoTs.
I have been experimenting with combinations of drums and blade mail. Euls is still very good. Blade mail is INSANE on DP. They have the choice of either dying to your spirits/siphon or dying to trying to kill you. A well timed DP entering into an early fight can completely wreck anyone, I've gotten two ultras with her already and only played her a few games.
You used to be able to save yourself a lot of the time by popping exorcism and self euls, but now don't ever waste it, in fact I try to spawn the spirits and then enter a fight several seconds later. They take like 7 seconds to come out at level 3, it was an overnerf and will be corrected.
Now that she doesn't have witchcraft, it should come back in the form of an aghs. The item would be naturally very good on DP sort of like a mini bloodstone which is why IF doesn't want to add it.
She can be played as a position 4 now, I laned with a gyrocopter and it was just absolute death. If they came close they got siphoned and died every time.
<- me irl when you make a nice post and i read it
probably because i know how to play her and have more experience with her than anyone else here
i think DP may be viable as a pos4 that builds guardian greaves, also, but i haven't tried it yet. aether lens can be good on her because you get way extended range on the best silence in the game (dp's silence is better than global because of its low cooldown, aoe and range)
>Slardar just Amplified me
>Let's morph all of my Agility away so the next Crush can really slam my waterboi puss hard
Literally worse than pub Morphlings.
>me when a reddit gets mad at anime
How do I become a japanese schoolgirl like I've been dreaming for these past several years?
How many supports have instant 300 dmg nukes? Not that many nowadays.
And when you are regening 100+ hp a second while armlet toggling, it would be quite hard to time a lethal nuke.
>retarded wr is 0 3 0 at 5 minutes
>call him out for his retardness
>literally gets so butthurt he never dies again and gets like 16 kills
>talks shit constantly to me saying he's carrying harder than me and I should buy the wards
>intentionally let's me die in fights like attacking the full health meepo instead of the half health one that is attacking me
>mfw I just let the other team push and end while he cries in all chat about how im just a late game courier
If you truly are better thab your bracket than just spam specte. After 6 you can always be in fights so you can actually do something before being farmed. That and your team can't ping you like crazy for farming while they die 1v5.
Just don't rush radiance.
I played him once and we won pretty hard.
Saving cores asses, relocating solo just to Overcharge+Tether a carry who is being ganked is surprisingly effective, when playing from ahead.
>clearly autistic and butthurt from the greentext
could you be more reddit?
Completely unviable if you're not good.
>no damage outside his 500 damage nuke which can be tricky to land
>comes with a FREE Armlet you can totally get yourself killed using
>needs to be built very specifically to be of use to your team
I'd say practice with him a bit with a buddy against bots or something. Just so you know your limits as Wisp if nothing else.
There's a reason his win rate is fucking garbage below 5k.
So since steak got beat in the open quali's
Does that mean that we can have synd as a caster again?
>Implying fa/tv/irgins = Redditkeks
>Implying they can handle our waifuism and ephebophilia
Is there anyone here who'd rather play with randoms than his friends?
>play with randoms
>everyone tries to cooperate and coordinate picks at least somewhat
>play with two friends
>one of them picks a templar assassin, a hero he never played and goes offlane
>the other one says "i'm gonna support him"
>my support witch doctor competes for last hits with me
>we lose because 2v8
>I have a good score while they both have 0/20/3
>"hey man why did you just leave party without a word like that???"
maybe i just need new friends
I agree. It's like your friends think they get a free pass to play fucking shit and that you can't and won't criticise them because you're their friend and you won't care either.
>you will never have a Polish gf
why even get farmed?
>le just a game meme
at my skill bracket people at least care enough not to pick 5 hard carries and buy a fucking courier
the only time my friends buy couriers or wards is when they have a new cosmetic to show off
There's probably two dozen dotards who are a better carry than EE
>tfw ratting and winning whole games by yourself with Ahgs Refresher BoTs Shadow Shaman
Why aren't you doing this /d2g/? Double level 3 wards will get you a tier 3 and racks and there's no way melee heroes can try and fight them, it's Lycan level pushing every 2-3 minutes
If your income is high enough level you should have forge spirits before the fight, so I'd say ice wall first cause otherwise they'll just walk out of Emp, put spirits on the squishy and cold snap em then Emp then sun strike another squishy
If your friends are so shit shouldn't you get easy wins in their bracket?
regardless of whatever he says or knows about the game, he's immediately ruined by how shitty he speaks english, I'm legitly annoyed by his voice whenever he mumbles a word looking at the ground in that autistic manner, ffs, can't you separate one thing from another?? are you into reading comprehension? or you are one of those people who defend blindly what they believe?, who seem to abund here in 4chan
lewd medusa best medusa
Need one support with one disable and one support with two disables or a carry with a disable. Something like Shadow Shaman/Lion/Sven/Phantom Lancer.
But I know what you mean, if he gets last picked and your team doesn't have the disables for him in lane he gets all the EXP and decay stacks/farm he wants, rolls out of his lane with like 15 minute glimmer+pointbooster+arcanes and the enemy team just deathball.
>they think that I'm going to carry their ass no matter how much they roll in their own shit so they play extremely lazily and make extra retarded decisions
>they're also assholes pissed that I'm +3K while they're stuck at 2k even after 2500 hours of playing
Don't be stupid running back and forth in lane with your partner trying to avoid double decays and give him consistent double decays.
Seriously fucking knock it off just stay over there so he doesn't get both of us what's so hard to understand about that
I unfriended everyone I had on my friend's list who I played Dota with two years ago.
I've improved as a player, but goddamn the solo queue life is a painful one most of the time.
I don't buy Mekansm on Undying because of the mana cost. and it doesn't really give him as much survivability as a glimmer can. Even if you they dust you when you glimmer it's still harder for them to nuke you.
Against heavy attack damage or -armor teams I buy Crimson Guard, since damage block is more effective than armor for low armor heroes.
Why do most mids never fucking know you are suppose to carry a tp after level 6? Why do they gank like retards before 6. Oh let me just walk over here, they surely don't have wards, and let the enemy mid get all the last hits and exp. If shit happens fucking tp to fights.
hope that they overextend and feed
new tower dmg helps with that
theres really nothing you can do against a properly executed dual offlane thats stronger than your shitty spectre lane
She's a situational carry. Her weakness is merely the same as always, cannot buy melee items but forced to fight most heroes at almost melee range. Dragon lance is not bad on her, but I think getting an early Yasha->Manta is better
>Pudge first item Bloodstone.
Im scared /d2g/. Someone out there playing Dota 2 generally thought this was a good investment of gold over memeing lense or memehook scepter.
>csgo gets active involvement on Valve's part to fix and improve matchmaking
>dota 2 still using the same old broken mmr system from the beginning of beta
It's so clear Valve care nothing for this game now. And no Valve have nothing to do with the balance patches, that's all Icefrog's doing.
Unless you've got almost perfect cs + a few kills in lane I always feel like Manta sooner is better though. I mean you can literally run away from bad fights with the movespeed, remove silences, dodge disables, push out other lanes or farm an extra jungle camp or two with manta.
I mean it's honestly just so useful on her that Dragonlance feels like you should just go straight BKB after it and go for timing pushes without a Manta.
Venge is cute!
I'm going to marry Shendelzare!
>it's a Terrorblade firstpick to show off the arcana kind of game
She's got a forbidden fruit kind of charm to her.
She either likes you and you two get to do the snake sex
or she thinks you're not worth her time and kills you by turning you to stone.
Plus what >>127464692 said.
They'll just give us female skycuck
>necro has his heartstopper skilled at lv1
>he tries to zone me when i have 2 tangoes (I regenerate more hp/s than I lose to his heartstopper) by inching back and forth just in heartsopper range
>just run up with oov, ignite and kill him over and over
aight done fapping
What are we watching family?
Who is the W+M1 of defense of the ancients two
Post MMR gaining music
it still adds 1200 to your initiation range, you fucking retard
also, it allows you to get a better angle for your stun to hit multiple people
blink is the best item in the game, there is literally not a single hero who doesnt have it as a built in ability that it isn't at least situationally good on
Of course it is, not only SK can't afford to wait until he has Aghs (4.2k will never be faster than 2.25K) but part of what makes Aghs so scary of him is how big his initiation range is when coupled Blink and Lens.
>burrow has traveltime, meaning you lose more pulses at longer ranges
>burrow into teamfights means you can't get good stuns off
>blink+epicenter allows you to blink in and then either reposition with the blink to adjust the aoe or land good stuns on several heroes
>blink+burrow gives you ~1900 effective stun range, aghs gives you 1450
>blink gives you an additional movement option
>blink+force is also better than getting aghs after blink
SK's Aghs is a noob trap.
>ee being legitimately triggered by bones poor play.
The Aghs is redundant with blink+force.
Other items are better than Aghs (Veil and Force, for example).
After blink, force and veil you're better off with utility items like hex/shiva/etc. or Octarine.
EternalEnvy, the carry player of team Secret.
So I don't wanna play ranked because I don't feel like I'm at my best right now
but when I queue unranked I play with 4 stacks 90% of the time.
Which is like the least fun you can have playing dota.
what do I even do
Does anyone wanna make my day and refer me?
No it's not redundant, you're just as bad as the guy wanting to skip Blink, increasing your initiation range, making it easier to stun multiple people and applying Caustic Finale is a lot better than having Force (unless no one else can buy it and you really need it for a very good reason) and definitely better than veil.
>No it's not redundant, you're just as bad as the guy wanting to skip Blink, increasing your initiation range, making it easier to stun multiple people and applying Caustic Finale is a lot better than having Force
Force gives you 600 additional range (like the aghs, minus 50 range) except it can be used seperately on yourself, an ally or an enemy. It does this at about half the price.
Way more utility.
Also adding caustic is fucking nothing. 110 magic damage after a 6s delay is garbage.
Veil not only amps your damage by a big chunk, but also your entire teams magic damage (way more than that shitty 110 from caustic).
You fell for the noobtrap.
What is it about Dota that makes it have the most complex sexual relationships in any video game to date?
>Skywrath Mage wants Vengeful Spirit, but is cucked at every turn
>QoP, and by extent, THE KING's backstory where he just locked himself in a BDSM dungeon until the kingdom revolted because he wasn't managing shit
>Slark wants Naga with varying degrees of success, but he has to deal with being an unwilling buttslut for Tidehunter, not to mention what he possibly did for information in Darkreef in order to escape
>Phoenix and Winter Wyvern is actually pretty straightforward
>Lina being one highly for teasing, but her sister is actually much easier
>Dominatrix Legion Commander
>Jakiro as a whole
>Ogre Magi as a whole
>Spectre generally being confused about everything, with Void and Bane competing for her
>Dragon Knight is shagging Visage, but only in his ult form and he's trying to deal with the fact he doesn't have 100% uptime on that facade
>OD trying to balance his ego with the fact he really likes cock up his ass and generally being a bottom
>Tusk and Bristleback hatefucking each other
>Earthshaker being really into frottage, but only relieves this via his totem and a vivid imagination
and of course
>Enchantress just being a slut to the point where EVERYONE has to contemplate killing her, because it means losing an easy booty call
who support here?
>tfw buffing your fed carry constantly so he won't die or retreat
>tfw they get so fed they get ultra kills or rampages and you can even farm elsewhere because the game is already won
>tfw they get overconfident but you save them and turn the team fight around
damn it feels good
>Is it still possible to get Timber's Molten Destructor set if I get a compendium off the market now?
What do you mean possible to get? The compendium is still active as far as I know but you will need to burn through a metric fuckton of cosmetics to get it since there's tons of randomness to it. Why? Since the achivements basically demands fuckton of money spent on it.
roaming support masterrace
That set wasn't even honestly that good, I only liked the head and saw.
Just tell me what made you think it was a good idea to post this, because the further I read the more questions I got.
>have a garbage CM that didn't put a point in frostbite till 5
>doesn't by sents against techies
>struggle through early lane as PA but do ok
>ursa gets an early kill and starts talking shit
>not even like banter
>like actual schizophrenic ramblings
>he's 1:1 again pretty quick and stays that way blaming everything from the supports to solar flares for his frequent deaths
>cue 40+ minutes of threats to feed and borderline insane ranting from the whole team
>bite my tongue, focus on my game
>I just split push, farm while the team goes mad at each other
>slowly accruing my items
>game getting dragged out, im getting picks by myself and pushing what i can, where i can because we can't team fight as the team is too busy calling each other fags to cooperate
>half the team is now afk in fountain in protest of each other
>lose my shit
>turn on my mic call everyone faggots who aren't worth shit
>"yeah well what you gonna do about it PA"
>buy my 2 rapiers
>kill their whole team in practically 1 Bfury crit
>kill all the barracks
>kill their team again
>kill the ancient
best waifu saves the day again
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wp envy such pro player!!! ! gg weaboo shit player!!! no wonder puppey will kick asap!!!! i come from china we havve saying here: "ee is total floor shit!" greeting from china twich fun stream to watch floor poop fail in defense of ancient!! .
these idiot 'pros' are just too used to babby's first carries like Gyro and SF to understand morphling...