Touch The Dingle-Dangle edition
Contests and shit https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nSyg344BHKLgGCfKp3UD1LDumuC-kz3K_CIsM2J3loU
Reminder to always treat people with respect, especially mid game!
Treating people worse than animals is not good, anons.
you know, except that people dont quit. they get mad and buy zed and rengar, and shit on people as a counter to that anger. "Zed is so easy, fuck it ill buy him" "oh hey im winning games and everyone is happy. that means IM happy! I'll buy some skins for him too since i play him so much, might as well get a few rune pages in there too, and some new runes for some shit I wanna try. Man I need a lot more IP guess I'll buy a boost too. Someone picked MY zed? Guess I'll jungle rengar then. Oh hey everyone is happy! that means I'M happy jungling rengar." and the process repeats.
Tell me a secret
I can barely jungle two draven axes let alone 3 or 4
>Enemy team doing baron with shit ass low health apart from their adc
>my team is mostly dead
>support rushes in and tries do disrupt while I run from base to baron
>enemy blitz hooks my support
>E+R as MF for a triple kill and baron
>team praises me but not the support
It was a good and a bad feel at the same time
>tfw you just want to have a nice relaxing game of normals before work and this shit happens
Politely tell them to stop. If they don't I'd consider just not helping them when they get caught or something anymore. I'd make it clear to them my stance on assisting them too. Or just ignore them and do your best to farm.
You have shit taste.
>The skins aren't even for the champions depicted
>The skins are for
Nunu, Galio, Urgot, Fiddle, and Volibear
90% of the images I use to post are crops from porn or edits of porn.
I only get banned for the crops, even though the edits still have cum on the characters.
Yeah, I probably do, especially because you think stats in public games matter.
They don't.But, please, post your <60% winrate.
>anyone taking ignite on Renekton in real games
The last time MaRin took ignite on Renekton in a professional game was 2014. It's 2016. Are you stuck in 2014?
Nobody takes ignite on Renekton because he doesn't need it to win lane. http://lol.esportspedia.com/wiki/Renekton/Match_History
>Force the opposing laner out of lane
>Push the wave to the turret
>TP to bot lane bush for a quick gank
>E to the enemy ADC
>Perform full Tiamat combo
>We group and our ADC kills support
>Take turret or dragon
>Walk back to lane with a kill soon as enemy laner pushes wave to my turret
TP > Ignite because won lane =/= won game
>discussing a champion's optimal solo queue build
>nigger comes along and posts competitive game stats
You are legit retarded.
getting banned for lewd can be really inconsistent, stuff that isn't quite porn like every riven picture in every thread is allowed
Reminder that Kog is best built hybrid AP botlane now
And he's the cutest in the game
And yet your epic TP Renekton doesn't show up anywhere with a good winrate. This is why nobody should take advice from you silver shitters here.
Listen to people who actually know how to play the game and the champion in question.
Wow the renekton fags are getting into quit the heated argument over SS. Last time they got this riled up was over who gets to suck the croc cock first.
Not everyone gets the positive or
negativeattention they deserve.
Odd. Not sure why that would really matter though. Just want to see the stats I'm guessing?
He had Project Yasuo too.
Also, I remember some anon saying that even though BotRK was nerfed it's still a core item on Shyvanna. What about Trundle?
burka version is better desu
also my riven pictures are expertly crops, you have no idea that they're lewd
Yep it is really off and on. I probably just get banned for more boardline stuff because I'm a
furfag. Legit though I've only been banned for the crops with 0 dongers in it. Seems if it is vaguely a joke they let it slide.
Yep he is pretty much a hybrid DPS champ
>Cutest in the game
Sorry he is second to the other gross adc.
Not true at all. If it is "clearly sex" but with the stuff cropped you can get banned. Only if it is gay and furry though.
yeah I made this after I got a warning for the other one
Ahri doesn't have a dick you flaming faggot.
>be lux mid
>our mao jungle gets ganked by their skarner jungle
>lux to the rescue
>q on skarner, w on mao, e on skarner
>mao still dies because he tried to make a "play" on the bush
>"omg lux sleep more"
>all lanes pinging mao for gank
>"lux wait, i gank mid"
>ping him to gtfo
>was about to kill zed (30 hp, ignite, turret shot)
>mao takes the kill last moment
>ask him wtf was that
>"omg stop complaining about ks kid"
i want out of silver. help a fellow eune player get out of elo hell?
currently s2 (93 points).
>tfw she got me out of silver last season
>spammed her whenever i could until they nerfed her passive
>didnt do good vs tanks so had to drop her
>suddenly no more tank meta
>suddenly Q buff
>suddenly thunderlords extremely strong on her because her E procs twice
>watch as everyone pick her up and play like ass with her
>suffer through everyone calling her OP now
>Not even him, but my god this is what you sound like, right now:
Heh, nothin' personal, kid.
neither does GA or lulu ult by my understanding. I don't think trundle's ult does either because it's just adding new life to your HP bar as opposed to healing life you already have.
Lux requires virtually no skill lmao
One binding and then just smash your face on the keyboard to remove 50% health
I don't know man, I feel like 3000 gold+ item is gonna be better than the 2nd tier boots.
I miss Zehpyr as a replacement for boots, but like a tri force, or ludens, or a MS works wonders and a 6 item MF bootless is terror.
>try a champion for the first time in normals
>0/0/0 at 20 minutes
>team agreed to a surrender with 4 votes for and 1 against
is there any mode where I can just try out a champion and have the game go longer for 20 minutes?
>Picking a champion based on his effectiveness in changing from boots to another item on 60 minutes + shitfests
>Thinking movement speed provided by boots is less important because a champion has built in mobility
I DON'T WANT TO. I just got paired with someone who went kata 1st pick. Of course, the enemy mid laner got kassa, and now katarina is 0-6 and is flaming us. Send help.
>Thinking I was actually invovled in the conversation
Nah I am just a bystandard to your conversation, I have no input on what is better for renekton. I just like to call out people caring a lot about something
because I have crippling anxiety that keeps me from caring about things.
Most mages are fairly easy, lux is just the poster child of easy to master mages. Vel is just as easy.
getting max meja stacks on lux is so easy just throw shields everywhere
stop complaining about your teammates and focus on your own play. blaming your teammates and non-ironically using the word elo hell are signs of you deserving to be silver forever
i live in OCE so we don't have dominion
I have terrible luck and seem to get last pick in every single game, otherwise I literally would try out new champs in ranked
Where are you getting information that Renekton with Ignite is good, though? Because random games with random players in solo queue is surely the worst place to judge whether a strategy is good.
People kill themselves on you if you play Renekton with or without ignite.So, you can take ignite for more kills or take Teleport to have map pressure. I think Renekton has a much better chance of winning games if he has map pressure along with his laning pressure.
Are you blindly copying champion.gg? Right now Champion.gg lists Renekton's summoners as Ignite with 50.69% Win Rate | 34021 Games. However, it does not compare that to Teleport so how are you comparing its solo queue winrate to Teleport? If the winrate for Teleport was 50.68% in solo queue (basically the difference is not statistically significant) you wouldn't know based off the information champion.gg gives you.
By all means, take whatever summoner spells you want. However, there are reasons for taking either of the summoner spells.
In 5.22 Teleport is exactly the same now as it was in 2014 and you still won't see players take Ignite in professional play because the game has changed too much. You can no longer snowball Renekton like you could in 2014. Playing the game with the mindset, "I need to get as many kills as possible on Renekton" is not the way to win the game anymore.
>"Because random games with random players in solo queue is surely the worst place to judge whether a strategy is good."
All information on Champion.GG comes from plat+ ranked games. What's your elo?
Not that guy but if you want to get better, you need to stop doing the shit you're doing here, which is focusing on what other people did wrong. Who gives a shit about that one guy who sucked at jungle?
Chances are you'll never play with him again, while you have to deal with your own play every single game you ever play. If you see yourself blaming someone else for something you did, even if it would be justified because it's 80% their fault, focus on the 20% that is your fault instead so you can ensure you don't make that mistake again.
Retards exist in every area of soloQ relatively speaking, statistically speaking even more so as you climb the ladder because your own standards will get higher while the pool of available players to queue with will get smaller, allowing for less even matchups in MMR.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I either lose a game because my entire team is playing extremely bad or win a game because the enemy team is being useless. Having an actual 40+ minute game where the odds are even and I get the opportunity to carry happens once every 10 games. I don't like that.
champion.gg lists the highest winrate and the highest winrate is with Ignite, not with TP. That means TP has a lower winrate than Ignite on Renekton because Ignite has the highest winrate on Renekton. How dumb are you that this is hard to understand for you?
And in 2014 everybody took Ignite top.
thanks buddy. this is the way of thought i am trying to keep. but when i lose my promos to gold because our duo bot went afk, losing my patience is a bit understandable, right?
>Bronze I shitter
>Haven't played ranked in weeks, meh internet
>Get matched with High Silver - Mid Gold players
>Queue up for ranked
>Matched up with Mid Bronze - Low Silver players
it isn't easy, because the mistakes of others are much easier to see than your own for a lot of reasons. Just keep focusing on changing your mindset from focusing on the things you cannot control to focusing on the things that you can.
every time something goes wrong, stifle the kneejerk "why did teammate do X"
instead ask yourself what you did wrong, no matter how small a role it played in the outcome
try not to do it again
the thought of suicide is starting to haunt me again
No, you cannot. The changes to the map and gold have dramatically reduced the one-champion snowball. Renekton has been buffed since 5.1 and you still cannot do what you used to be able to do.
>Are you blindly copying champion.gg? Right now Champion.gg lists Renekton's summoners as Ignite with 50.69% Win Rate | 34021 Games. However, it does not compare that to Teleport so how are you comparing its solo queue winrate to Teleport? If the winrate for Teleport was 50.68% in solo queue (basically the difference is not statistically significant) you wouldn't know based off the information champion.gg gives you.
why do people hate teemo so much?
I can play any other champ top and be mostly ignored, but as soon as I try playing teemo their jg fucking camps top and their mid comes to try and help gank every 2 minutes
I can google this for you.
"As a matter of good scientific practice, a significance level is chosen before data collection and is often set to 0.05 (5%)."
Also, it's absolutely meaningless to say it is the best without saying by how much it is best. That's a problem with champion.gg and what leads to misunderstanding.
You guys and your stupid shitter jungling meta garbage is actually ruining Dota. Faggots from League who transition to Dota and think they can jungle as a core are the dumbest things ever.
Protip your forced meta wouldn't be as garbage if they just removed the jungle and go 2 supports.
Because you're squishy and have only a small MS boost as an escape, so every susceptible to ganks, especially early before you can make magical mushroom forest.
The meme LOL EVERYONE HATES TEEMO is retarded.
In a hypothetical future where Riot redesigns the yordle species, what direction do you want them to take it visually? What would you keep? What would you add? Keep in mind the current visual style of them is:
Short, blue-tone skin, furless or very minimal on ears, hair, flat chest, silted pupils
Short, unknown skin tone, blondish fur (mostly), hair, human style pupils
Renekton wins 3.3% more games with Ignite instead of TP.
I tried dota for like 2 games and it just isn't fun
same retards in every game you would find in league
it is super slow feeling, turn speeds and shit makes csing feel really awful
You get to use like 1 ability per minute making laning boring as fuck just autoing
I don't even build ap, I build tank with a zz'rot portal and just sit in lane all game pushing that shit in to their base, it actually works really well if they don't just fucking gank me every 30 seconds early game, if I can get a good farm and get to the mid game with a couple items, the other team has to send 2 people to kill me, and they can't even kill me because I have vision of their entire jg so i just hide in a bush, there's no champ that can 1v1 a tank teemo that's smart
I've actually been thinking about figuring out another champ this would be better with, I'm thinking maybe heimer
I never even knew zz'rot portal existed before 2 days ago, to be honest, and now it's my favorite item in the game by far, you can plant it in the jg near their 2nd outer turret and if they don't go kill it, then it will kill the turret in a couple minutes regardless of where the creep wave is at
The difference is so small that you really have to consider the possibility that Ignite and Teleport are both valid choices.
Then we come back to the original question I've asked before...why take Ignite when Renekton doesn't need it to kill his lane opponent?
Most of the time.Teleport gives the chance at killing two people in bottom lane, while Ignite gives you a chance at killing one person. Depends on the match ups, obviously.
I know it was unfun enough to not play more
it is clunky and the entire feeling of the game just isn't as good as league
I tried both when I first started mobas as I had friends that played both hated it at the time and only recently gave it another chance and still hated it
Are you and everyone else in silver actually retarded, ive got over 100k mastery with him and ive been playing mundo since season 3.
I'll give you the super secret way to beat mundo, in 4 easy steps:
You fucking dodge the cleaver
You build either a Executioners or a Morellos
You all-in him before 6 (you will win as he wont have ult or a full item)
And then you keep track of him so he can't roam and kill your bot lane
grats, mundo now isn't far enough ahead to 1v4 your team.
You ignore him and kill his squishys and towers.
>Interesting character design
>Cool plot shown through comics with influence from community
>Stat system was smooth
>Items were all cool
>All characters had interesting dialogue interactions
Rip best moba.
Why take TP when you win more with Ignite?
Sometimes you can't melee a nigga so you have to Ignite him so he can't get away. You almost never will be able to pull off a good TP in solo queue and you are better off shitting on the enemy top and his jungler 1v2 with Ignite and ending the game in 18 minutes as 7/0/0 Renekton.
Do just as you are, but take TP, Ghost and distortion tier 2 boots.
Farm Q, ward, and practically watch porn while farming. Q anyone who walks in your path during late game.
have you really taken all the nidalee fanart and made her black
she is canonically white or in older splasharts maybe a bit darker white you are retarded
There has been a lee sin in 90% of my games this past month and I want it to stop.
whats a good nasus build for this?
right now with teemo I'm going frost hammer into warmogs into zz'rot
after that if we haven't won by now I get a banner of command and then just some ap
>mid laner with score of 12/10 calling others feeders
I love it
>League still uses the same 1-1-2 jungler shit from 4 years ago
I always queue with a bro so we have a better chance of one of us doing the bans so we can be sure to ban the fotm cancer
after banning mundo and yi, of course, because fuck that bullshit
Don't need to tell me that I play for SKT and I am perfect at everything. But, you see, there's all the shitters at Masters and below that simply cannot pull off sick mechanics like you and I and they always get hit by those easy to dodge cleavers that come flying every four seconds from 1000 range.
Don't nerf mundo. Teach players how to play around him.
I want to make a Sona only account. What name should I use that tells people I want a big, dominant adc to pound my boipussy?
Not all of it, just some, and I don't see why that's a problem. God forbid we depict them with any changes except for massive cocks.
>Dota has open qualifiers for a 3 million dollar Major
no because I am actually (unironically) silver
because standing behind your minions is OP apparently.
Also wasnt this the excuse for why Lee, ribbon, thresh and Nidalee were either never nerfed or given love tap nerfs because otherwise le rebbit would go sperg out?
>ignite is objectively better
>this is backed up by actual statistics
>faggot still in denial
>MUH INSIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE
>MUH MAP AWARENESS
Ignite is better; Get it through your dumb skull already. By the time your ass finishes channeling that four second TP your team is already dead and the enemy gone.
>other people are more degenerate so me being degenerate is ok
don't try ruining nidalee
laneswaps still make it 1-1-2 jungler. having 3 in a lane, and one in the offlane, and 1 mid, is a viable strat in dota, its not in league. neither is two mid, neither is not using a jungler. you never ever see that in pro play in league, but it happens often in dota, because theres actual diversity.
Personally I love ignite because after playing Dota and HoN for years I feel like it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fucking easy for people to run away in LoL
this game has way too many "get out of jail free" cards for shit players to abuse
It would be nice if the skin looked anywhere as nice as this, unlike the major disappointment it is.
The only good Nida skin is the Harrowing skin, but I hate this bitch since I can't play her.
Sheen. Tank items as you have been already doing as Teemo.
Finish sheen as TF once you have the bulk of your tank items. TF is still stupid expensive and you only really need sheen to add some extra early game hurt while you build tank. How I have been doing it when I'm forced to top and it's worked for me. But I main sustain tanks mid/support so look up guides if you want more solid tips.
Nah, I'll commission hundreds of black nidalee pictures and force it like zac x riven. You can't stop me.
I'll be your gf if you carry me from gold I to diamond.
I'm not a girl tho.
see how much worse this is
nidalee can be drawn cute with darker skin and it suits her living in jungle being tanned but not black
How is this shade for you then?
Are you retarded? 1-2-1 jungler is different from a 1-1-2 jungler.
The order does fucking matter, in League and in Dota.
In League people have 2 bot because there's more presence for Dragon.
In Dota, people run two in safelane because it has more farm for your carry. If they run two mid it's because you want to secure runes, ancients and mid.
>tfw your shoelaces come undone
>You do them quickly so you can catch up with whoever you were with
>They immediately come undone because you didn't double knot
NICE GAME LOLBABS
Our literal one and only guy online!
He is running Ignite on toplane Shen.
As a league player who isn't biased as fuck I can admit DOTA's laning and meta is 100x better than our forced meta garbage.
I wish riot would just let us do whatever the fuck we want and stop forcing us into playing how THEY want us to play.
Why are brown 2D girls so qt but 3D brown qts are so fucking rare?
Except dota laning is 200% forced meta, the entire game is balanced around counterpick
If anything lol is the game where you can litteraly pick anything and do fine, it's actually one of the main complaints of dota player : "Champs are too similar"
Common black facial features are largely considered unattractive as far as western beauty standards go. Most "qt 2D brown girls" are identically drawn to everyone else with a darker shade of skin. See: the fag recoloring Nid pictures.
You do realize you can pick almost anything anywhere and do fine and there is entire mode (which will be the only mode in few weeks) that allows you to play just the way you want.
>have to shit really bad
>my belt is too tight
>can't drop my pants in time
>shit all over my legs
NIEC GAME LOLOBABOS
Runaan's and Guinsoo's are on attack instead of on hit.
Ashe's Q active does 5 on attacks,
does that mean Runann's and Guinsoo's proc 5 times on ashe q active?
(For Guinsoo the stacking not the actual onhit passive)
I play both (also Smite)
both games have their pros and cons, both are fun in their own way
LoL has some really fun champ concepts that I wish dota had some equivalent of, like teemo and bard, and LoL definitely has far better r34, even just the official art for mf and cait makes my dick hard as diamonds, katarina, too
2D has better features than both whites and blacks
Not guinsoo at least, riot can't code for shit
God bless the brave souls who mix with purebreeds so we can have qt halfbreeds.
st0p making nidalee black
as canon as futa soraka
You can't counterpick everything retard. People pick shit they want to play all the time, if you counterpick you're giving up another pick to have an advantage vs a specific hero when your whole team composition could use something else.
Name a champion that is more fun to play.
Probably less canon desu, but that doesn't bother me
in league, there are certain champions that are pick/ban, and sometimes that means certain champions arent viable because they simply cant compete with whoevers meta
e.g if assassins mid becomes meta, squishies cant easily be picked into them
in dota, if a certain champion becomes meta, their counters also have to become meta
in the same example, if assassins became meta,then counter-assassins would also become meta AND squishies couldnt be picked, further restricting champion diversity
Warwick might be the only one who isn't
>go fast for 2 seconds
>after that everything just gets away from you
>fire skillshot with a hitbox the size of an ant to try and deal 4 magic damage
You just have to accept these things if you're in lolgen. Nida and Riven are brown, Vayne has a thick bush, Soraka has a fat cock, sucking penis is not gay if it's a feminine penis.
That's just the way things are around here.
Yes you can, and yes you will be counterpicked as a result, that's how the game work, dont be ashamed of it, there's nothing wrong with it
That's also how dota "diversity" survive, by giving every champ a chance at shining in a particular matchup
When lol have much softer counterpick, leading to both more emphasis on your personal skills and the rise of "champions tiers"
Basic fucking game design
warwick is more fun
sated warwicks ability to 1v1 literally anyone who stands their ground makes for at least some fun
Is rushing a hex against any ap lane a bad idea as zed? I find the early levels like up till 9 or so pretty rough, especially pre 6. I've generally been going hex > ghostblade > botrk > cleaver but i notice on champion.gg the best builds leave the maw till way later
my bad then. I haven't gone to bed yet.
are we posting hotshot pics now?
2D brown girls are best, doing god's work anon
having some of the best dedicated disengage in soloQ where the most teamwork usually boils down to hard engage with strong ultimates is never weak, she's just not as stupidly good as when he passive helped her team chase as well as disengage
Pretty much every existing champion, besides maybe Garen or something. And she isn't even good anymore. I've seen one Shyvana in the last 2 months and she ragequit after I killed her 3 times
Getting hex is good against AP, the item is incredibly cost efficient (unlike armguard)
Like you don't want to go into the lane thinking you are going to get hex but if you feel like you are getting outplayed then pick up hex.
And Maw is later because of 2 reasons; normally it's not needed to complete the Maw even if you get Hex first so Maw is shown later even if people get Hex first.
Another reason is that Hex is "losing" item, in the sense that if you are doing well you don't need it early so naturally high winrate builds will always place such an item later in the build.
How do you recognize a dota player ?
He cant stop talking about lol
There's a NSFW one of shyv riding saint that I thought I had, but I guess I don't
>renekton is a garbage champ no matter what summoners you take
>You dont agree with me therefore you never played the game
Spouting the same damage control every day in every fucking threads get old after a while
Even at shitposting valvecuck are mediocre, truly a doomed generation
>not liking garen
>not shouting garens lines as you play him
>not being proud of being american/demacian
do you think sheever ever drops by lolg out of curiosity?
He hovers around 50%, the biggest thing he's got going for him is the tiamat changes favoring him and the meta being as fast as it has been. Faggots need to stop taking fervor of battle on him when he abuses thunderlord's just fine.
That isn't what the forced meta is.
2/1/1/1 is the forced meta. THE LANE COMPS AND WHAT CHAMPS GO INTO WHAT ROLE is what the forced meta is.
>implying you losing is the fault of the champion
Classic case of PEBCAK.
>dragon trainer trist
>dragon trainer lulu
>poppy's general comments on dragons
so yordles are the dimunutive science and magical race
who also get along with dragons? I think i'll call it right now that we're getting another mounted champion
yordle riding dragon into battle
shewill be AP and will be a mid and jungle pick
Except early double jungle is strong currently, as is switching up the lanes, going support + top laner with solo adc, 3v0, 4v0. We don't really have lanes in lol like you do in dota, that's too cookie cutter for anything but shitter elo.
I don't think you understand what those words mean mate.
Pro's regularly play 4-1-0 or 3-1-1 and there is entire mode where you can play just the way you like it.
Players enforce the meta because it's the most efficient way to play the game.
>get attacked by tank/bruiser/assassin
>die with no way to defend myself or counter play
Why would anyone play this role? Why does it even exist? How is it fun?
he is just as much of a meme champion as before his rework now
he wasn't fun when he was actually viable for a bit before nerfs
play him again full damage and shout for demacia a lot
Because it's OP as shit
Because riot are retarded and didn't destroy the role completely after it became apparent how cancerous it was
It's not, you're just a relic of a bad design decision that's too late to remove
Valve/icefrog don't enforce a meta in DOTA2 at all. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want.
It's the most efficient way to play the game because the DEVS LITERALLY DESIGN IT TO BE.
DOTA2 devs do not design anything to be any way, they just let it be.
I don't understand what's so hard about understanding this.
It's why ADC's are absolute dog shit atm, because they want them forced into bot lane with a support but ADC's aren't actually a good class/role so they can't figure out how to not make them completely overpowered(since farming is so easy) while still being useful/good.
reposting because discussion about something that isn't waifus or zed
What's your comfort champion(s), lolg?
I don't necessarily mean your main, I mean that one champ that always manages to put a smile on your face and stop the tilt. The good guy champ that you always know you can fall back on.
Mines zilean. I play him mid with TP and CDR runes. I get CDR boots and an Athenes and get 45% cdr, and basically just sit back and farm my tear of the godess. Getting a free zilean skin was a godsend from riot to show me the light of based bomb-man. Jungle gank? speed up or slow and double stun. Dove under your turret? bomb stun them and ult yourself. Such a safe pick that I honestly am astounded that people don't play him.
whats your comfort pick lolg?
what's wrong with that? if you want something else play another game maybe like dota or dominion
Of course dota devs design shit to be the way it is.
How delusional you have to be to not understand that?
Just because your game is dead doesn't mean you should be meme posting here mate.
>Valve/icefrog don't enforce a meta in DOTA2 at all. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want.
Just like when TRM played retarded build and got put in low priority Q right ?
Breaking news : Riot and Valve dont do anything, PLAYERS enforce the meta in both games
lol vs dota thread would just be angry dota players.
Notice we are in league thread, they have to come here to advertise and shitpost.
most of them are just lolg residents baiting though
If someone says enforced meta or forced design/balance and dota isn't mentioned, nobody would have an issue with it. Every fucking patch people say that shit because it's true, Riot takes the same can of chicken soup that is their game and adds more or less salt to it, like making jungle camps hit harder or softer this season because someone hit that section of the dart board. I can't blame them for it, I still enjoy it and things stay at least relatively fresh, but I'm not going to pretend it's not rehashed shit over and over again.
I'm having a lot of trouble starting with Kindred jungle. I can't seem to get more than two camps (Gromp -> Blue) before I'm absolutely destroyed and have to recall. If I wait for a third charge on smite, I can sometimes barely get wolves.
I know I must be doing something wrong. I start W, and try to move-and-shoot as best as I can, but it takes an awfully long while to build 100 charges while an angry Golem is beating your face in.
>Ahri ulting away from you, wasting ulti damage and whatever else she could have got off if she wasn't halfway across the lane
>Ahri flashing into your laser for no reason at the end
Yeah dude, that was you being good.
>Ahri misses literally everything, even the skills you aren't supposed to be able to miss by simply ulting away
>Makes sure to hit everything and even flashes into one of the lasers
kat is a much better choice than ezreal for lux
I lost 3 games in a row where we didn't have top or mid or a combined of these and got demoted to g2.Also all of them had a shitpick as in AP shaco top,aatrox top and heimer top.
So not good at all.
league dies every day according to whichever salty bronzie who died to rengar today
>people who pop off in all chat only to end the game something like 0/9/2
borderline couldn't-give-a-shit except I don't outright feed on any justification outside simply doing poorly. Kind of off-meta as well.
Not a very good chart if I can easily pin myself on a little of everything though without actually being toxic lmoao
The Carry mixed with a healthy dose of Defeatist.
>You're up 15 to 10
>Two dragons to zero
>But those two idiots won't stop arguing
>They just... won't stop
>Start losing team fights because typing
>Nope, yelling is more important than winning
I don't understand, are you new to the game? Are you completely delusional? Do you not read patches or dev blogs or anything?
Riot literally enforces a 2/1/1/1 meta and if anything happens that makes that not the best way to play, they nerf/change things.
They force a meta onto us, to deny that is to live under a rock.
Team-reliant, minus getting pissy about blue because I don't play mid.
Whenever I'm playing with friends I just assume they'll know what they're doing, but they often don't and even though I just glanced at the minimap and saw them behind me, and pinged a guy we spotted in river with wards, I'll still be surprised when I'm alone there when I look at the minimap to see that they've just run off to do raptor camp or the support is solopushing mid at their destroyed tier one tower.
in S1 i literally couldnt get past 1900 elo
then i decided after S1 im just gonna shut the fuck up and play the game, and low and behold i climbed higher every season
you just need to shut the fuck up, arguing with someone you'll never see again after that game is literally a waste of fucking time.
are people still this bad at the game that they won't notice if their own jungler comes for a gank just because they don't ping the map like an autist for you ahahahahaha you shouldn't be playing this game if you aren't looking at the map every 2 seconds
It's all about mindset. You can be a sub with any support as long as you're willing to do ANYTHING to make your adc's experience the best possible. You gotta get him BIG and STRONG for a better reward afterwards :3
We already have a stupid useless Siren
>"This is totes reddit, bro. I'm a connoisseur of only the finest, freshest, dankest 4chan memes, images, and image macros"
Tip your fedora harder, M'neckbeard.
I played ahri for the first time and I had a lot of fun
is the next step being a cancerous ahri fag or is that just assumed
hahaha well memed and upvoted fellow memer xDD
>sit in rengars wraith bush with 4 boxes up
>stealth as he walks into it
>he tries to fight my boxes
>murder him moments later
>talon walks into the same bush looking for me after i've replaced my boxes, manages to get feared twice by the time im out of stealth, murder him
>they both do this a second time moments later
fucking hate shaco
I thought no one fit me but the closest is definitely The Mediator.
>trying to proc q on someone moving slightly faster then you
Of all the things Akali needs, this shit should have been fixed months ago, fuck Riot for making her a clunky mess of a champion
>give up first blood to the enemy laner
>they spam their mastery emote and talk shit in all chat
>finish laning phase 7/1/1
Why isn't MF's E and R being complained about more often? They're both completely retarded abilities. If you get hit by her E you'll take so much poke due to thunderlords and pretty much lose all your HP from an e - > r combo which is nearly unavoidable without flash or mobility spells.
Did I mention it takes up the ENTIRE FUCKING JUNGLE?
>play three times in mid lane in blind pick
>three times it's lux
wow lads i didn't want to have fun anyway lmao!
>players have personalities and different hero pools as well a strategies
>meanwhile junglers in league only play the same shit
>players just fight for CS all day
>I was fed on a carry and i did damage!! can you believe that?
fuck off back to hearthstone you fucking shitters
>MF has always been relevant
After her kit update she went from completely worthless to memepick. then she got he pre-season rework and finally became a pick that wouldn't ge you reported for trolling.
Which champion should I main?
I like tanky junglers and
putting things in my butthole.
Not really, her damage is too high for how easy it is to apply it. Completely braindead lane wide damage isn't fun or interesting.
Her numbers are far too high, especially for such easy to land abilities.
I'm still terrified of the potential for the gay furries to ruin my main despite me being polite and just letting them run their course on what they have now.
/d2g/ is literally e-sports, e-celebs/twitter drama and reddit.
The entire community behind that game is the same, very few people play it because they're intimidated by how "complex" it is and the vast majority just watch it and keep up with esports/e-celeb drama. It's basically a REAL sport to them and not a video game.
People here generally play the game and enjoy it.
>tfw the mediator/carry
I also emply sky's "dickriding method" to win games
>a few NOICE here
>couple pf GJ there
>someone dies I just call the enemy champ op and "they'll get him next time"
>call someone a god after doing something actually good, like veigar landing his stun on two people with different walls
as long as you don't do too much at a time, your team will general work together better
Done. Gonna play later today and be the best sub support I can be.
Optimist/mediator but I don't take it to extremes.
I actually treat people like humans and just want to have fun playing a video game with other human beings, instead of treating this as a form of torture and talking to and treating people worse than animals.