>Dragon Age: Magekiller #1 out!
>all Dragon Ages on sale on Origin like always
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>Kotor 1 and Kotor 2 only 2.99 USD on Steam now!
>€15.58 for Baldur's Gate 1&2 on GoG
>MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Still alive in his game and that's all that matters
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
>Help me /dag/-/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
Friendly reminder that posting Solas means breaking the law
I want to replay Origins, and maybe DA2 and DAI, what class, race and origin should I go for? I almost want to do a female mage elf, should I?
Human mage or dorf rogue. Elves are for sissies.
You don't want to replay it.
But if you insist,
sarcastic mage MarianHawke is the best Hawke and she's the only way to get through the game without wanting to kill yourself.
Same as Origins, really.
>why are you asking us if you've already played the game?
I'm not sure what class and race to play, so asking /dag/ seemed like a nice option.
Great, I'll make a human mage and romance Morrigan, fuck female humans on Origins.
Ennhh she's pretty good in a fight (also an obligatory companion at one point in the game, you'd have to go with a 2 man party if you don't have her) and has a nice voice imo, but she's also a bit whiny and doing her sidequest might bug the sidequests of other companions... I guess you should keep her if it's your first time playing so that you can see why others dislike her
L O S T
Right, you're totally not replying to a 30 minute post with what's basically "n-no you ;_;" because you're not an insecure fatass who treats this is a hugbox
Haven't weighted myself since school, it was 57kg then and I still wear the same clothes so it's probably in the same range now...
It was approaching 10000 images and almost crashed my windows when I tried to open it... That's what happens when you don't have Steam to remind you that you're taking too many fucking screencaps
I think I made that post yesterday, but do you actually keep a list of all the phrases that offended you? That's one sick poster
>start making an anniversary 900 collage
>can't go through a thread looking for material without remembering how shit it was and losing motivation
No anniversary gift for you...Maybe the collagebro who made this and all the rest excellent collages will deliver...
I also feel like Solas shit and butthurt women should be included because they represent the state of /dag/-/bwg/, but screencapping their posts makes me die inside and think "fuck this general I'm not spending time on this"
He'll make a 720° and run away when he sees these threads anyway. This one might just have been the worst ever. I hope the Dragon's Dogma general will be good so I can leave...
There's a difference between legit shitposting and the crazy bitches of /dag/ being crazy
That solas faggot replying to every post with "shut the fuck up" was the last bit of actually funny shitposting here, this is just exhausting
Just do some mental gymnastics and pretend that it's all shitposting.
And also this, even though they're probably all gone except for Tulpa.
This gun's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark.
>expecting Solaswives to have actual monitors and not just laptops
But Corypheus had the blightjump trick long before he had a pet blighted dragon? Like how he jumped into Larius or Jeneka?
What's your favorite bwg game anon?
I am creating something else, however.
The idea is that you kill the dragon and make sure there's no one blighted near him, then kill him.
Let's just forget that red lyrium is an actual living thing that has the blight, too.
>beat Kotor 1
>go Dark Side
>choose every edgy bit of dialogue for laughs
>reclaim my identity as Revan and seize the throne of the Sith from Malik
>reach the end credits
>feel depressed about what I've done
>all those innocent people I killed
>I destroyed a Republic that had lasted 20,000 years
>I've begun an age of darkness
>the horrors of the Rakatan Empire are nothing compared to what I've unleashed
What have I done. The only option now is to play Kotor 2 and redeem the Galaxy through my suffering as Jedi Jesus.
>receiving the memories of that elven Arcane Warrior in Origins
as a male human mage
How buttblasted would the Dalish be if they were told that I have more knowledge of the ancient elves than they have been able to uncover in hundreds of years?
Its not. But I didn't get the original casing for it. I feel like returning it...
It's just the version with everything included. Nothing special since its used.
I called Gamestop like 3 days ago telling them about my lost package. This almost came too quickly. I have an inkling I might get another delivery.
OH they shipped one of those preowned boxes with it. I might print out the game cover myself to make it look a bit more collection worthy.
I guess it could be worse...
>I guess it could be worse...
Yeah, you could bought an inferior DA:O.
I could have not gotten it until later this week after all my days off are gone.
Anon, that version is like $25, while the regular version is going to be much less. Even buying the digital version would be cheaper. Why spend more than you need to, especially when it doesn't even have its case?
I see what you mean. I'll see if I can ask the store for a case and if not I'll try your guy's idea. Thanks.
I can't believe the free game I got had a case and manual. Wonderful company.
all of the companions are pretty decent
What the fuck. Surely no one actually romanced the Bull.
School must be starting back up.
finally went back and finished da:i
originally my canon inquisitor is male human warrior but after trespasser I'm thinking maybe I want to change my canon quiz to fem!elf warrior/mage
what are your canon inquisitors?
Just saw this on /co/.
There were a lot of problems with DA2.
There were obvious problems like the reused environments, the incredibly dumbed down combat, the poor art design for various characters and locations and equipment.
The story is the biggest clusterfuck though. Bioware tried to break away from the whole 'You're the leader of a very special group of warriors with special political authority fighting an ancient evil aka Grey Wardens aka Specters from Mass Effect.' Instead they tried to follow the rise of an individual from poverty to fame and how they shaped the fate of the world along the way but did it in the most retarded way possible. Instead of going to three separate locations in Ferelden/three separate planets in the galaxy, the adventure is cut into three separate chunks of time out of a decade. The main conflict is centered around the most hamfisted and unbalanced allegory for racism I've seen in a while, and there's no option for creative solutions, you have to choose either the douche or the turd sandwich.
The interaction with the companions is stupid as well and the game expecting you to be sympathetic to some of them is eye-rollingly moronic. Anders is a genuine sociopath and terrorist who lies and uses emotional blackmail to get you to help him kill a bunch of people, blow up a religious center, and jumpstart a war. He gets a free pass though because his fangirls gush over how sensitive and oppressed he is. Merrill is a literal retard who somehow thinks she knows better than her elder, so she goes ahead and fucks with the magic mirror and with blood magic while sticking her fingers in her pointed ears and going ‘Lalalala I can’t hear you’ to whoever points out what she’s doing will get her killed. She gets a free pass because she’s cute. It’s a shame that these two are the worst because it definitely cuts into the sympathy the game expects for mages.
Avelline is the best companion. Varric is okay but he’s such a beta from a meta perspective; ‘I’m gonna follow you around and tell your heroic story! Plus quips! Oh you just murdered a bunch of orphans and raped a woman? Hahaha classic Hawke!’ Bethany is sweet but boring and a wimp. Thanks dear sister for running to the Circle despite our whole family busting our asses to keep you out of their clutches. Carver can actually be sympathetic –he feels marginalized by his family because he’s not a mage like his sisters or father- but he spends most of his time being surely and you have no option to try and be supportive, plus all the other companions dump on him all the time. Isabella is a cunt but she’s not so bad when you peel back some of her layers. Fenris looks like a JRPG faggot but has the most legit reasons to be surely given that he was an actual slave and probably raped by Danarius.
I forgot where I was going with this but goddamn DA2 was bad. FemHawke was pretty hot though.
Please tell me they improved the cory boss fight and he stopped being a faggot who just teleports around for a bit while shooting lasers. Because thanks tö Walk Söftly basically every mage is already döing this.
I'm sitting in a open map with an exclamation mark quest giver every 50 meters collecting scraps and other generic crafting materials from random mobs. All my items are rarity level color coded with uninspired +5% to arbitrary stat and an generated name.
So I just finished my first complete playthrough of DA:I and I got to say I loved the game. I would be very interested in what you guys made for your final choices in the Tresspasser DLC.
1. What did you say to Solas
2. Who was your Divine
3. What did you do to your Inquisition
josephine romance was easily my most regretted choice in the game. She is so boring that im going to replay the game again and pick Cass because I cant stand to have my character tied to her in the next game
Yeah, that's pretty much how they add meat to the majority of rpg's. The majority of it is optional, and some of it does add perspective to the story. Just follow the main quest lines.
You're in for a fun event.
I'm now farming respawning rams without an attack animation to get 10 meat to give a hunter for his fetch quest. That's after I ran around and spoke to a half dozen !s in a row so I could more efficiently fetch.
DAE wish DA:O didn't have any sequels.
Have you never played rpg's? There's a shit ton of skills available and mostly you can only get those skills by leveling. There's only so much leveling one can do with main quest lines, so they stuff related quest lines and semi-related quest fluff in there so that you have the option to max out everything.
As far as finding common materials, were you really looking to find prime tier 3 crafting mats at level 4?
By listening to the loudest and shittiest parts of their fanbase. At least it wasn't DA2.
I was a little pissed that I would die after going so deep in the water and like getting to swim and explore ponds or whatever in games, but that would have required even more time dedicated to animation for swimming and quests/things you could interact with in the water. They could have pulled a Dragon's Dogma and the water was some fucky entity of its own right.
She was tolerable as a diplomat.
>Fenris looks like a JRPG faggot but has the most legit reasons to be surely given that he was an actual slave and probably raped by Danarius.
He's actually as retarded as the rest of them because his entire story is about a) wanting to escape Danarius and b) distrusting mages, yet he decides to settle down for ten years in a city in which Danarius has a house and threatens him not once but twice, and which houses a mage circle. He just hangs out with Hawke because he's a companion and Hawke needs another boyfriend I guess instead of acting like a smart person.
>Writer/Graphic Designer at BioWare of the Dragon Age IV
IT'S FUKKING HAPPENING AND YOU FAGS ARE ASLEEP
>I look forward to more shocking revelations about the Dolish elves.
>Current status: Bemused, and blocking, because I frown on deliberate misrepresentation.
Dude, it's HL3 all over again...
> Making a better character than some boring bearded guy who lies to you about his identity, fucks you in a barn then abandons you
I know this is Bioware we're talking about, but I don't think that's much of a challenge.
They could just literally copypaste Geralt-sama...
Ok, an actually very important question coming through.
Im going through DAI once more, this time with everything installed. The thing is about my party lineup, which will almost surely consist of Solas+Blackwall+1.
Who should be that 1? I went with a rogue, so mechanically there's no problem, but who would be the best for the banter?
>the Inquisitor is just some asshole that killed all high dragons in Orlais and Ferelden
>noble creatures, slaughtered for loot and Wade's orgasms
>no one speaks out against this because Lel exists
Why is this allowed?
>bioware will never make such lovingly rendered tits again
Best girl. Bioware's put more love into her than anything else in DA2.
Her DAI model also looks better than all the other girls sans Morrigan
I didn't even know she was in DAI. Only in MP, right?
So, they just have her model ready for DA4, huh? AND her VA is sticking around? Oh my.
> Noble creatures
u wot m8? Dragons are giant monsters, they're seen as a bad omen by most of Thedas, so much so that naming the age "dragon" held the meaning that the age would be one of great turmoil.
There's a reason they were hunted almost to extinction before, they're giant killing machines.
They tend to spread disease everywhere they go. As long as they were doing all of their help within the deep roads or already tainted areas, I don't see why it shouldn't happen.
>le smexxi darkspawn xD and where's Archie?? xD in every thread
Stop praising yourself, it's embarrassing
There used to be one or two tumblrinas who posted about how hot ancient darskpawn were
Probably the dogfuckers, similar obnoxious persistence
> It and it's babies will stay forever on that island!
You didn't see it flying around on the coast and fighting that giant? I imagine to feed its giant ass babies and itself it'd probably need to go further inland than that, a lot.
So yeah, dangerous to anyone who happens to be on that coastline or in any villages near that area. I'd think a village would be a good place for a dragon to land in to eat up all the livestock.
And once it's babies grow up, any future female high dragons will likely have to move into the area more and more, until it's no longer safe for the average person to go to near the coast at all.
Humans are just as dangerous
From my point of view the humans are evil
A normal human doesn't have the capacity to raze/crush an entire town in minutes on its own with 'weapons' that are part of it's own body.
Mages potentially can, and even though they're intelligent beings, they're kept in towers to control them, but I can't imagine a tower would hold a dragon, and it couldn't be counted on to choose not to attack things because its a giant monster going on instinct.
So in that case, them being killed is really the only option humans can take to protect themselves and their settlements.
Your logic is flawed, kiddo. Humans are a lot more dangerous than dragons, which is why humans were able to almost erase their entire existense. Humans also ruin every ground they live on for a long time along with everything that lives there.
> Your logic is flawed, Humans are a lot more dangerous than dragons
Care to explain that in a little more detail, anon?
> Which is why humans were able to almost erase their entire existence
Humans only really win against dragons when it comes down to strategy and numbers. Do you really think every random town in a dragons feeding area would be able to fend them off? A bunch of peasants who probably never held a sword in their life?
Yeah sure, just let the dragons breed and spread out, I'm sure there's plenty of land left that won't be ravaged by them looking for the huge amounts of food they would need, at least for a while anyways.
> Humans ruin every ground they live on
Are you confusing humans with darkspawn? In real life, that's certainly true, but around Thedas everything's still pretty lush around human settlements. Plus considering magic exists, I can't imagine humanities potential effect on the environment couldn't be halted or fixed.
Predators that large are so few in number for a reason. They're fucknormous and if they aren't culled down to very few they'll eat and destroy everything in an area. They kill all of the local livestock, then the plants all die due to being trampled over and no longer having creatures to spread pollen/seed.
Should I go champion, reaver, or templar on my 2h warrior?
Templar feel like the vanilla choice, with champion being a close second. But with Cassadra and blackwall, I don't need more tanks. Reaver seems weird for the inquisitor, but I like it more.
>Reaver seems weird for the inquisitor
Why? It's not like you asked for a glowing hand, anyone could have gotten it.
Morri looks like a queen in dresses. Sera needs a haircut and it would be alright. It will always be weird for Cass I guess.
She's described as tall for an elf, but she just uses the human model
>tfw can't find those Sera ass webms
>Warden-Commander Amell will never get to hang out with Jowan and Anders at Vigil's Keep and wreck darkspawn together
What the fuck Bioware.
>Why is Cass making Mom-face?
Her angry face just looks like :3
>And why is Sera's eyeliner so dark?
She's too busy being comfy as fuck.
>THE SLUTTIEST LOOKING FUCK ME EYES GIRL
>Same with the Hakkon DLC.
You mean Descent DLC. There is no war table in the Hakkon
>You could kill him.
Do I miss out on anything by doing the Inquisition DLCs on casual difficulty? Like special endings or something?
I finished the main game on hard, but I really can't be assed to grind through these monsters.
There are many different epilogue slides depending on your decisions, but it's not based on difficulty.
Everyone was pretty violent in the games. You have to embrace mercy when it's needed, and she's probably the best one to do that.
>Everyone was pretty violent in the games
I'm a Lelfag who always hardened her in DAO, and even I think she's going a bit too far in DAI. Hardened divine Lel sounds pretty brutal.
>hardening Lel in DAO
I can't get myself to do it. How do you get yourself to do it?
Senpais I have a question.
What happens if Warden marries the princess and spares Loghain at Landsmeet?
Who turns up as Hawke's friend in the Inquisition, Alistair or Loghain? Or that default frenchman?
I think these are from NWN2 but who knows
She's not cut out to be a quiet Chantry sister, she's a bard, and there's literally nothing wrong with that. Facing that is for the best. Admittedly, I didn't want her to get an insatiable bloodlust when the Warden isn't around.
Also, she's just more fun when she's hardened. Having a foursome with Isabela is a good time.
I had to look it up on the map. They sunk the city supposedly and the elves there fleed. If it was sank, does that mean that there were elves that could have survived there and we'll get an introduction to a new race in the next game?
And something other than just a mass of lyrium has to be below the temple.
Really now? Did you miss the part where mages can literally blow up everything except for bigger bosses?
Wouldn't say they're invincible (they are in DAI), but mages are still ridiculously powerful in DAO.
>he wants to be a hothead
>still can't romance varric
There are people who actually support Anders' decisions?
Urthemiel-sama... You're truly the Dragon of Beauty.
Not surprising 2bh because DAI models look like shit for renders and she's too similar to superior Isabela for fanart
hnghhhhhhhhh casual pajama Josie <3333
just finished DAI a week ago
>tfw never get to see Josie chocolate nipples why even live
>>tfw never get to see Josie chocolate nipples
Am I the only one who's not disappointed by that?
>literally (literally) who is the only dev
>that fucking description
>not following the established BioWare canon
I'm going to skin solaswives and make Morri a carpet from their hairy hides!
>with the Warden
That's an interesting headcanon.
Male human mage.
>saved the remaining mages
>Zathrian ended the curse
>kept the Anvil and supported Bhelen
>Alistair hardened and married to Anora
>Loghain was conscripted and took the final blow
>no romance, no ritual
They're also violent and unpredictable
yes Josie master race please rise
Don't you talk shit about wookiees.
They have done literally nothing wrong and are great friends and always there for you when you need them.
I bet you're just mad over not having your own wookiee friend.
>I'm gonna pledge my life to this complete stranger because why not xD Sorry Mussion my former bff xD
>I'm gonna hunt this random slut down until she dies because of muh life debts xD Hope you have enough mines and grenades xD
Never trust a wookie
He has a name?
Got you covered.
Is Solas going to be the Madovid of DA4?
cuz it aint real nigga hours
Ok, so I've just got around to playing The Descent and The Trespasser. Is it me or the Trespasser was ...a really high quality DLC?
>that fucking sequel build-up
In my opinion, the game itself was merely a 6/10 for me at launch. But in hindsight, when I think of the "Ultimate Edition" with all content, this is honestly at least a 8/10.
That was some ride.
I don't regret getting the game at near release, but it would have been nice to play it all together at once. Maybe not, I lost a lot of sleep and some sanity.
Trespasser was good shit though and ended everything like distant fireworks after a night of comfy drinks.