Sunshine Sunshine edition.
Contests and shit https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nSyg344BHKLgGCfKp3UD1LDumuC-kz3K_CIsM2J3loU
>friend lends me his low silver account for me to smurf on
>thought I'd play a few games just for fun
>continue playing as the weeks go
>reached dia v today
>realized I'm eloboosting the fucker
>tfw new keyboard and you can't type or play for shit
>That bullet was burning hot...
>When it pierce through her body, although it doesn't rip the body apart like it should, it instead create a red hot, burning flame that is capable of burning away any weapons, rendering them unusable
>Everyone wished for her survival
>But that hope...never existed...
Deadeye presumably has some sort of disarm or blind that prevents the enemy from autoattacking - this kinda fits with the zed teaser in which the bullet went through his eyes
>The moment which the gun sound echoes...piercing through the hearts of listeners
>The bullet penetrated through every object, even the armor of the mighty hero
>Creating crystals, sparking brightly, as charming as the stars
>At that moment, the hope of Demacia rots away...
Some sort of armour piercing or shredding ability?
>The light that appeared was too bright to even glance at...
>The light flies slowly, eventually turning into a butterfly, spreading its wings, as it flies through the foggy smoke
>But when everything fades away, she, who is like the heart, also vanishes
Dunno about this but maybe a silence based on her getting shot through the throat
My guess is that this champ is gonna be an immobile, long range adc.
probably edgy as fuck, too
should have nice VFX though what with the smoke and rose petals and butterflies
Fucking finally, that only took forever, now its time to hoard IP forever.
>just won a game because at 55 minutes our blitz hooked the 22/5 draven causing us to slowly roll over the rest of them
FUCK YEAH BLITZ
Lulu is the best/cutest champion in all of league of legends.
my neighbor knocks on the door at 3 AM while I'm busy drafting in ranked and comes in with an arrow sticking straight through the arm just missing the bone asking me to drive him to the hospital because he doesn't want to pay for an ambulance
he's in the bathroom puking because it hurts and I gave him some water and ibuprofen
should I dodge? literally queue popped when he knocked.
>mfw i find Ashe funny to play but Caitlyn boring as rocks
it is normal ?
xth for generous bulls who let you watch them breed your waifu with their superior seed.
>First game support Lux vs. Ezreal/Jinx/Ashe/Draven/Karthus. 4 marksmen enemies and yet somehow I had the highest Armor on the team with just an hourglass.
>Second game support Kayle, 5-man party bot from minute 3. Team surrendered at 20.
>Third game midlane Leblanc vs. Yasuo/Zed/Yi/Vayne/Talon.
We won the last one, fortunately, but what's with the bizarre lineups tonight? (first game I was obviously put with a 4-stack though, because they shut down a surrender 1/4 when we were down 25-3, and the team of five clearly can't coordinate 5x globals in solo queue team builder.)
If you care about ranked and are actually trying to boost your mmr for next season tell him to stop being a cheapskate and play your game
Unless you're plat+ then just dodge and give him a ride
>long ass game that we're hardcore winning
>enemy nexus has one hit to die
>enemy team is back up, they have a team of niggers like kat, riven, teemo and raka
>teammates keep individually suiciding into their base trying to be the hero and hit the nexus
>their inhibitor comes back up and they storm down mid and force a 3 v 5 fight in their favor
>they ace us and take second tier, inhib turret, and inhib
>teammates individually charge at them as they come up and instantly die
Saltiest game of the fucking century.
ambulance rides in murrican can cost up to tens of thousands of dollars depending on how much shit they had to blow keeping you alive on the way there.
people spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just for staying half a week in a hospital for minor injuries, a huge percentage of people who declare bankruptcy in america state their reasons as medical bills overwhelming them.
I just got back playing after a year
what the fuck are up with minions?
Just started playing in October. Pls no bully.
Still paying off an $800 medical bills for an ambulance ride of less than a quarter mile when I was literally paralyzed with pain from throwing out my back and nobody was around.
Maining 1 champ is probably bad idea, but i'm working on it
I am the bringer of cancer
Rate and hate, post em.
>merricucks have to PAY for an ambulance to the hospital when their lives are in danger, and the prices are so high people would willlingly endanger their lives to avoid the fees
your country is so fucked up
Garen was the first champion I ever played and still my absolute favorite. Braum has more mastery because I played Braum in most of my ranked games because Garen was either banned or someone already took top.
Hopefully people won't ban Garen as much this season.
There's nothing wrong with maining one champion but oh god Ezreal
Good taste mein neger.
Too lazy to retake picture
tfw support trundle was the most fun ive had all week
Yeah, he was banned all the time in my games until the end of the season.
What do you guys think will be banned the most this season?
It really is.
My dad had a kidney failure when I was 8, and all of his varying medical problems have left him buttfucked for life financially.
As a result, I now have a deep seated fear of going to the hospital for any reason ever lest my life become a neverending parade of bullshit.
I am still dodging bills from a botched toenail surgery, and 3 bags of salty water because I couldn't pee when I had a kidney stone.
Please save us.
turns out Yi and Teemo bot can work out
>slap leblanc's ass in lane cause she gets too cocky every time my stun is up
veigar is freelo
and free votes too
all of that mundo was before he was cancer
>low level "anything can happen" match
>play as Lux
>master Yi bot on other team
>absolutely wreck him first 15 minutes
>eventually puts up a fight
>absolutely wrecks me last 5 minutes
>"nothing personnell, kid" in chat
Which one of you glorious fuckers was this?
Since you seem to play Warwick alot I want to know when I could solo Rift Herald and Baron as Warwick with what items and levels?
Uninstalled this game in a fit of rage yesterday. I don't even know if I want to re-install. The game is so fucking stupid right now. Nidalee, MF, Zed, Leblanc, Rengar, Jax and friends building rageblade/devourers, thunderlords , etc. It's just all so fucking annoying. I seriously think this is the most unfun meta in awhile.
>solo rift herald
never, dont even try
Either if you're fed, or way late game, around level 16. When rageblade was op you could do it at like 13 tho. Rageblade ww was beyond retarded, it was basically jax, except with no cc. You could legit 3 v 1 if you were even a bit ahead. Climbed an entire rank with just that.
Can someone explain to me what's up with Lux? Why is she depicted as an insane / r9k tier champ?
>Don't even try
Any reason to that?
Xin Zhao can do it with 2 items by himself so he can get stacks.
Wouldnt it be better for WW to do something while he waits for his ult to be back up?
They're the best duo.
Why not like both?
Why won't Riot do anything? Rework the fuckhead if his kit is THAT "problematic".
The one you replied to here.
I have no idea, I am new as hell and started playing/coming here only yesterday. I play as Lux for the same reason as all the champs I play as, she has a cool design and her spells are fun to use.
Other champions I like are Kassadin, Malzahar, Thresh, Ahri and Kayle.
>xin zhao can do it with two items
because xin and rage blade are retarded. Even then, you probably have to be really fed for that to happen. Herald is almost impossible for one person to do because you have to have someone hit it from the other side to do damage.
Also, dont do the pre 6 solo dragon. That was a pre dev thing, you miss out of five stacks if you do it too early. Not that it matters, the jungle item doesn't give you mana regen at drag anymore anyway, so you'll just go oom and die.
Also remember that all good ww players take e at level 3 and look for opportunities to gank with it, you're a shitter if you take two points into q.
Is there an actual counter to yi besides cc?
Like i've tried starving him of jungle creeps but even without those he farms shit and gets kills til he can one shot teams.
Is having to play a cc heavy champ the only way to counter him?
fucker is ranked 2 on champion.gg how is this fair?
I like the way you're thinking anon.
>why are you complaining about this cancer when there's that other cancer.
My point still stands.
When is this noob stomp fag champ getting gutted?
He's been like this for a while now and just like yasuo and other "mobility" champs the fucker attracts the worst players
Her fanart is fine, but her face game ridiculous.
No, it doesn't make any sense.
Just play normals on the main till you learn enough to go ranked with it.
There is no benefits to starting a new account while there are obvious drawbacks like having to shift trough 300+ low quality pre 30's where you learn nothing and having no access to the champ pool and runes you already unlocked.
your e increases movement speed when they're below 40% health. It's situational, but if they get pushed, ww can fuck them up. Also he's good for counter ganks bot because his w increases attack speed of allies. You have no idea how many times I get jungle item, get red, then gank the pushed top laner who won't think I can do anything and q, aa, aa, kill him. Helps if your laner has cc. You won't gank rpe 6 90% of the time, but he can do a lot of shit pre 6 if its' availible. Just have map awareness.
>played LoL since beta
>took about a year long break
>LoLclient.exe has stopped working shortly before or after login screen consistently
>still happening after reinstall
>no info on how to fix it because it's such a broad issue that's been around forever apparently
Guess I'm never playing LoL again, thanks rito
Wonder how many other people are in the same boat. You'd think they'd fix something that hurts their playerbase this bad.
>literally struggling to have any fun
you'd think there were 20 champs in this game if you only played soloQ, especially this preseason
>carry a game as MF
>next game, get queued with a guy from the last match
>"yo mf, we should totally duo on bot. we're gonna wreck shit"
>nope, go top as udyr
>this guy takes Ez
>we lose the game
>Ez is blaming all the shit on me but everyone is pointing out how he sucks as ad carry and doesnt even use basic attacks
>apparently, this match costed him his series
>play as MF
>that guy is on the other team as thresh
>enemy jungler keeps coming bot
>even the enemy mid
gee i wonder why
>still manage to strut away and farm shit
>mfw that ass pain on all chat
I hate Rengar with a passion but this just isn't true.
Release Rengar was littered with a fuckton of bugs and even if he could one shot you at level 1, he was still quite weak overall. Also, once heal tank Rengar was gutted (After AP Rengar was gutted, after AD Rengar was gutted... man fuck this champion) he faded out of existence until his rework.
Also, Zed was shit on release until AD bruiser itemization stepped up.
Pray tell anons, I haven't looked at her in a while, or played as/vs her.
Oh wow look at that, they fixed her.
I respectfully retract my statement.
Why is supporting with tanks so fun?
Just try it once, pick any of this faboulous bastards
They shred the other adc and support and the cc lets your adc get the kill.
Fuck Soraka, Janna and Sona, those are shit compared to the aggressive playstyle you can manage with support tanks.
>enemy team is Teemo, Caitlyn, Karthus, Nidalee and jungle Singed
>traps everywhere and my team does not ward.
>They chase Singed in the unwarded jungle and dies again and again
>I am the only one that buy pink ward and lens
Bronze 4 is suffering.
mage core, boots, rabadons, void, zhonya on everyone
2 situational items depending on the champ you are playing
Morellos ludens for mages is common
Morellos ludens for AP assassins is common
I am Silver III, so I don't know if they just work because everyone is retarded, but I think they have worked pretty good so far. With Malph I died a lot peeling for my team. His passive is really good for the laning phase.
frostqueen's lucidity boots idiots thats core for solo q mids
try jarvan support, senpai
you take thunderlords, ad/ad/armor/magic resist runes, and build full tank
in lane you can just eq onto the enemy adc and absolutely destroy them with j4s base damage
I never have mana problems with Malphite, just don't go crazy on the abilties, use your Q to poke and just play passive until level 6, you can go crazy after that since it's pretty much a kill if you have exhaust. Also the Meditation masterie may seem a little (1.5% mana every 5 seconds) but it really helps you conserve mana.
>getting 3 manned by their top bot and jungler
>don't get any support or even a gank by 25 minutes
truly top lane is the fucking worst lane to main.
>We're pushing bot T3 turret
>See MF down mid near our T2 doing jack shitbut last hitting a couple minions.
>Heads to jg
>Ask her what the fuck she's doing
>"My own thing"
WAKE ME UP
>people say riot isn't making sexy girls because of feminists
>girls always pick the sexiest characters
>feminism is bullshit
woa who would have known
i think the reason AD players aren't happy this patch is because rightclicking is shit
thunderlords and ferocity tree being terrible favors bursty ADs and so the only good ADs are those that do all their work with a button press from far away (Lucian and MF)
when the only rightclicking AD viable is one with 660 range, a 800 range resetting jump and a 1000 units knockback because she is literally the single one who can autoattack without getting destroyed instantly something is wrong
Indeed. Something is wrong when champs like gp, azir, syndra, etc are walking minigames and their damage is based on how fast are your fingers when shitty ass adc champs literally kill you by placing their mouse over you.
Mundo at 80% ban rate almost, makes me feel lost.
i don't even see what point you're trying to make
are you saying GP deserves to be the strongest toplaner and top 3 midlaner solely because chaining barrels requires 5 games to get used to?
are you saying Azir should come back to being the single best pick in the entire god damn game just because he's a bit awkward for beginners?
if you're saying how good a champion is should be directly correlated to how difficult they are then you're retarded as fuck
LEE SIN MAINS
WHERE THE FUCK WE ARE
>muh late game
>literally saved the ass of lucian with a single kick to the cho
Braum and Sejuani are expensive as fuck, and Poppy I have only tried her top still thinking of a good sup build, but I definitely think of using her like the other tanks as support.
i'm not even an AD main, i only play one AD which is vayne and the rest of my champs are all midlaners
and a direct correlation between difficulty to play and strength is one of the biggest fuckups a game designer can make because it just means simpler champs are ALWAYS going to be behind the harder champs as soon as the skill level rises so you have an incredibly unbalanced game
it wouldn't even make sense here in League because you have braindead shit like Mundo and Trundle running around being some of the best characters in the game anyway
Youve been stuck in plat 3 for ages now m8, when you gonna take it srs and find a duo friend to climb with?
It's not completely terrible but playing Sion in a support role will cost you the effectiveness on his W's passive which always adds up and becomes monstrous late game. I wouldn't recommend it.
>tfw live in canada and have to deal with encroaching Grolar bears that have 0 fear of humans and eat everything
I'm about to test a new Nunu build against actual players, probably been tried by other people before but I don't really pay attention to guides and the community. I like to figure things out on my own.
Here's the item list in order of planned purchase.
>Rod of Ages
>Rylai's Crystal Scepter
Only drawback is no CDR, but I'm pretty conservative with CDs anyway. The idea is obviously to be effectively unkillable. I like to play as an initiator, but don't like waiting to respawn.
Wish me luck.
So I got this from the legendary snowball, how old is this?
>get rolling so fucking hard top you are four levels above everyone and do 110% true damage from all the penetration
>kill squishies with just Q+AA
My dick is so hard right now I cannot even describe it.
Be glad you don't live in Norway where we have both volibears hungry for your asscheeks as well as these angry motherfuckers just waiting for an excuse to stomp your ass to death.
there was a leak a few weeks ago, probably fake but I remember most if it
>lux is a vision mage, all of her spells leave light behind or some shit that grant vision
>zyra is a jungler basically
>malzahar's W spawns voidlings and they scale better and he's basically the pet mage
>brand doesn't do much single target damage, it ramps up based on how many people he hits
>ziggs' bombs have much lower CD, his ult has a bigger radius and does more at the center
I just got Honorable Opponent after a bot game
>Will never have this poppy art again.
>elk Mass: Male: 320 – 330 kg (Mature)
>moose Male: 380 – 700 kg (Adult)
>Lee Sin mains still fucking crying about "MUH LATEGAME"
>when thunderlords + precision + warrior + ghostblade Lee Sin can instakill anybody for the first 25 mins of the game, easily deal 1800+ damage with a 3+man kick lategame and can instagib an AD carry with a QRQ combo at all points of the game while building mostly tank
never unless you are just snowballing out of control. darius doesnt really need more damage after cleaver, and his waveclear is already great, so the only thing titanic is good for is an aa reset to apply pasive stacks faster
Darius doesn't auto attack.
There are many better items for him like Black Cleaver or Sterak's
You probably shouldn't be going for 3 offensive items on him anyways.
If you really want that go for Ravenous Hydra first item and then swap it to Titanic mid game
Most people think we don't, but go up north, towards Svalbard, and we do. They even flock TOWARDS buildings because they know people are around. They literally want to eat you.
>Darius doesn't auto attack.
>has an ATTACK RESET
>is entirely about getting stacks on opponents
>aas apply stacks
You build Titanic if you're at a low enough MMR that neither team groups up until the 30 minute mark, and you're in a situation where you're 1v1ing the enemy laner frequently.
Titanic lets you stack your passive faster and lets you push much faster, in teamfights Darius isn't about auto attacking, and he's not about splitpush in general.
If you feel like assing around with another damage item after Cleaver/TF and Sterak's, it's your next best option.
HAHAHA YOU LIVE ON SVALBARD
I've played with plenty of girls in my time, and from my experience they really like Miss Fortune and Katarina. There are a couple other common ones but I can't remember. Most frequent roles were ADC and Jungle, with the latter being tied next to Mid.
Three words: Female Power Fantasy. If anyone says girls don't like the sexy female champions then they're wrong. They love it, they feel empowered, and I've even heard some of them compliment the champions they play due to how attractive they are. I'm not talking about lesbians or transgenders, I mean ACTUAL FACTUAL girls. Who happen to be normies most of the time. Straight girls and even women who have husbands and kids still know who the hottest champions are. I've even met a few chicks who thought Arcade Sona was hot, and that's saying a lot. I'm not gonna lie, as a male even I feel pretty good when I play certain champions of the same sex. Everyone wants to be like their favorite champion, there's at least something in there that inspires you to love them so much.
I really want to be able to play Braum but I cannot win a single game as him and I beat them up in lane when they are against me. Is Braum just not good right now?
Then why the fuck would you be worried about Volibears, you autistic RPing sub-human eastlandic piece of dogshit?
>tfw 14 minute flame horizon'd
darius is kinda fun hadn't actually played him since rework because he was permabanned
of all champions after years I must say that FUCK ANIVIA
no other fucking shit, even Zed, Yasuo or other overloaded faggot is as annoying as Anivia can be on a losing team
others will close it faster, while an enemy Anivia can just stall it for 30 minutes and become a lategame cancer and come back just by not doing absolutely anything other than stopping any kind of fucking siege
Oh god, that champ select STINKS of high gold-mid plat.
>darius doesn't auto attack
That's because shitters have preset mastery pages for roles and not champions, like, they'll go deathfire touch on every fucking mind because they mad a page for brand. Or worse, warlord's on riven because it's his top laner page and he plays trynda/yasuo.
I'm so fucking sure shaco and janna are using these masteries because of stuff like this it's not even funny anymore.
How do I carry with Trundle? Should I just splitpush autistically or should I teamfight? I get ahead with him most of the time and break even the rest, but I'm just not sure what to do with him lategame.
>our amumu top saying he'll be able to wreck teemo because "he doesnt have a blind anymore"
So /lolg/ I'm fucking fed up with plat v already, everyone here thinks they're hot shit and can make LCS BIG PLAYS or they turtle so fucking hard the other team has more freedom than fucking hiroshima. Worst part is that I'm not good enough to climb this shit reliably (lost 4 promos to plav IV already) and my mmr seems to have stalled.
The fuck do I do to get good? I'm mostly a non retarded player that don't have MECHANICS (aside from keeping my ass safe while hitting shitters as adc) but won't throw a game for
Usually I play Ahri, Anivia, Azir and Lulu but I can play a bunch of other stuff, too, it's just harder to safely pick, say, Diana. I'm accepting any helps on how to get good at this point, 'cause I'm not improving alone anymore.
>good at closing games
Only thing Zed is good at right now is stomping lane and making /lolg/ babies cry cause they fucking suck at this game. I'm sure he won't be picked/banned in lcs if they play with the current patch.
>get hyped up
don't stop me
My mid Kassadin wrecks your Zed any day of the week anon.
If you don't have MECHANICS maybe you shouldn't be picking three of the hardest champions in the game, anon.
How about poke champs or roamers?
But apart from that it's impossible to give you an answer unless we get to watch you play. Just keep practising those #LCSBIGPLAYS and you might see yourself just jump three divisions out of nowhere.
I suppose I could, but Lulu, Ahri and Anivia (my three best champions) are all fairly simple to play, and I think I'm pretty comfortable on them. I'll try and play some Annie/Twisted Fate and maybe Vlad and see how it goes.
>mained lux back in 2012
>kept going full ap, no mana regen shit
>"omg wtf are you stupid"
>kept wrecking shit
>going full ap, no mana regen shit
>"omg wtf are you stupid"
>still wrecking shit
WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
YOU HAVE TO
B U R S T
N U K E
>not rushing ghostblade on garen/wukong/every champion with good ad ratios
I've noticed theres a lot of lonely depressed people in these threads
Every time I go out to classes and in public, I wear an eyepatch just because it looks cool. It's some autistic thing I've been doing since high school that I just never dropped. and I still somehow manage to make friends and get laid about once a year. if a waste of life like me can find people who actually like me then literally anyone can, so just be yourself
wow, must be really nice not being ugly or not having a small dick! thanks for the advice, I'll make sure to change my genes!
I agree my Azir is subpar because I can't into mechanics but Anivia being hard is the biggest meem in league history. Now I'm not saying I'm an Anivia god, if I was I wouldn't be stuck at fucking plat V, but it is still a fairly simple champ, the double damage on Q is a simple mechanic if you can into skillshots, making the enemy go around your wall for easier skillshots is also fairly simple... and Ahri is all around simple, too.
I believe I can play him to a degree since I'm ok at ad carries, doesn't hurt to try. In any case I'll try to stick to easy stuff for now and see how it goes.
lucian truly is cancer
here comes the lux supports
and the cancer on their team is through the roof
what should I have built
doesnt matter. I knew someone who just moved who was ugly as fuck, but he was legit once of the funniest people Ive ever met so everyone loved him. winning the genetic lottery just makes everything require no effort, but you don't need it
yeah, big AP items, derpcap is good too
and before somebody thinks i'm calling void staff bad i'm not, void staff is the best AP damage item but in Lulu's case her defensive scalings on W, E and R mean you want to have big AP more than anything since you're going to become almost entirely utility focused later in the game
Where should I post if I want the best chance of being noticed by Riot? I have some valuable information that needs to be known.
What the fuck did I do to deserve this god awful fucking team. It was fucking 10-1 at 13 minutes and I had the 1 kill.
At 20 minutes it was 20 to fucking 5. 3 of those kills were mine. They denied the surrender vote 1-4. We had no T1's and hadn't taken a single objective. Who the fuck says you can carry these cunts.
And yes, Ekko went mid even after I told him Ekko mid was shit and had the lowest win rate of his 3 roles.
started playing from october
used to play jax when rageblade wasnt broken
its mostly talon or lulu these days
master yi when i am forced to jungle
>I'm fed up with Plat 5 already
Everyone is. It's a fucking cesspool.
>I'm not good enough to climb this shit reliably
Being in Plat 5 does not make you a Plat player. You're a Gold 2 player that's lost its way. Take a deep breath, take a break from ranked, and autistically practice your main in normals.
It's what I did, and I'm now Diamond 5.
>The fuck do I do to get good?
What I just said.
>I'm mostly not retarded but my mechanics aren't there
vayne and lee sin pickers must be cleansed
mine seems like bait but it isn't :^)
GP used to be my 3rd one, but thankfully I found other top lane champs that I like after his awful rework
why don't people realize that having more than one vision ward on the map is a huge advantage
Any OCE up for a game?
I'll be a squidman till the day I die.
R8 and h8.
I just want to play pre-reworks soraka
me and my friend used to play soraka sivir every game and I'd just give him mana for pushing and keep him healthy
now soraka's all complicated and full of skill shots, kills me inside playing her now
Anivia used to be there but I bought star guardian lux and been playing her non-stop
I got to plat 1
idk if it's worth to get to d5
I mostly play him support, but I do kinda like playing him top if the matchup's good
my favorite runepage is CDR quints, armor reds and yellows and 3 cdr blues rest MR, shit feels NICE
ALSO TFW YOU'RE ALMOST DEAD AND YOUR HEAL AND GRASP OF THE UNDYING LINE UP HNGGGGGGGGGGG
I always build it on her. That and Hurricane.
>I always build it on her. That and Hurricane.
>trying to learn velkoz
>every other role feeds horrifically
>they have 4 squishies, i say I think I can carry
>4-1 surrender vote, "gg this mid thinks hes good LMAO"
these people need to be raped and burned alive.