Getting close to silver edition
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] Fatal1ty - Practice time - By Mr Positivity (embed) [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: [YouTube] CS:GO - "One of a Kind" (Jesper "JW" Wecksell) (embed) [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q (embed)
Depends whether or not you like
>hackers leaves the game once a flood of "steam id has been reported" appears in the chat
I thought hackers were supposed to be badasses that don't care about VAC bans and loss of access to their hundreds of dollars in skins and knives
Most cheaters in games, especially Steam games, are just 14 year olds who bought leet hacks with their mum's credit card.
I once had an underaged German kid pay me a thousand euro to supply him with unlimited ingame money on a game from 2003 called Freelancer. He was banned 2 days later. No refunds.
>friend gives me a stattrak p250
>decide to go to DM and farm kills with it
>find out it's the best gun in the game
>literally an avg of about 7 headshots per second
>end the game 56 and 12
>have an unused nametag in my inventory
I think I will call you "Dinkmaster"
someone post the screenshot of steel calling someone a cuck
>go to make a call
>my voice cracks
>I start nervously laughing while my team makes fun of me
its not fair
>anime on my team is really talkative early on
>he stutters a couple times
>start bullying him with my friends
>criticize all his mistakes and call him stupid
>starts talking less and less
>near the end hes barely talking at all
>at the end he stutters out a g-good game
>we all start laughing and calling him a loser
man that was fun
apts on mirage is the reason I dont really consider the map that good
a site is great and I like the mid design, but b apts is just retarded
same for dust 2, the entire b site tunnel is just awful, people give it too much of a free pass because they are dust whores
its why I consider cache the best of the 3
>bunch of smurfs on other team
I can't figure out how to properly play apts on either side.
I run out of it on T side feeling like a chicken with my head cutoff. I can't figure out the general order of angles to check.
On CT side I never feel like I'm in a decent spot to watch it.
I don't usually fuck around with mid on cache, too many awps and shit
the reason you feel like that is the entire design is awkwardly designed and in high level play revolves around trade frags to get position instead of being able to clear in the traditional way
its what makes it a special nightmare in mm, is you pretty much know if you go in first you will get analed
and if you have a scared team that runs away instead of trading you cant possibly win
my favorite spot to hold as ct is by the pillar arch area on short, but if you dont have a decent team backing you up the position becomes very weak
In the site there is that little lip on the boxes you can stand on and see through a tiny hole into a window and see if Ts are running by which is useful but I never know how to play that spot after the fact. Its awkward being trapped between market and the middle of the site hiding behind the walls
yeah mirage b is absolutely awful. it's awkward as fuck to get out of apts and opens you up to getting sprayed from basically two different sides at the same time. the only other method is to go through cat which requires you to go through both mid and that long lane that can be gayed easily by the bench head glitch.
>launch csgo after a week of not playing
>revolver case in my inventory for no reason
>9 cents on market now
odds unbox and post results
evens sell on market
0 unbox then delete the result regardless of quality
>P2000 Imperial minimal wear
I regret everything
>people who idolize 1.6 as a competitive haven and anybody who played back in the day was a golden god
yeah this video is more representative of what counterstrike was like before csgo introduced competitive 5v5 as the main game mode
clusterfucks of shitty pub servers cheaters and kids and nearly impossible to get a good game
reminder that 1.6 is dead game for old people and literally no one gives a fuck about it
i dislike police as well. Police brutality in the US is insane, British Police arent able to enforce law, Austrlian Police are alright, Japanese Police are cool looking.
Focusing on the US though, rest in peace Ian Murdock, police brutality drove him to suicide.
>MAN IF X Y AND Z WERE LIKE 1.6 THEN CSGO WOULD BE A GOOD GAME
>You don't need to make CS:GO like 1.6, because 1.6 still exists. Anybody can go play it at any time.
>SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE GOTARD MAN THIS COMMUNITY SUCKS CSGO SUCKS
every fucking time lmao
it's like they don't understand that 1.6 is dead for good reason
>60 years old
>play 1.6 for 30 years
>csgo comes out
>i suck massive cocks because i'm a gay old man
>cry on reddit about all the things 1.6 did right
>shitpost in /csgog/ because i get destroyed by animes non stop in csgo
is steel the biggest hypocrite? He gets toxic at people but when one guy in the chat sends any criticism, he gets banned and chat goes into submode
based mOE never does this, the banana pic was only possible because of this.
the only people left in 1.6 are casuals
I literally went inside a 5v5 pug server one time to play
the next I try to play again and I get a message saying I was banned for hacking by the admin
Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine.
>used to be constantly sem / gn1 on and off
>shit rank update
>derank to se
>derank to s4
>derank to s3
>derank to s2
im fucking done
i keep deranking any time i lose, i dont even rank up when i win
i deranked to s2 after second to top fragging and losing by 3 rounds
i have 82 wins and 200+ hours played and im fucking s2 now
everything under DMG got smashed down into sub-MG's and everything LE and up got spread out from MG1 to Global.
Silver 1 now contains EVERYTHING under gn1 of the old system. Now when you get nova 1 it will be an accomplishment at least.
>nova 1 is now actual half decent players though.
Anyone under supreme is complete trash in the real world, kiddo.
>Im LEM btw.
So you're shit? I'm Global by the way, kiddo.
Hey guys I was parsing a few rounds of pro demos and I found out something cool
[from my console]
35 is number of times the winner of first pistol and the loser of the second pistol won the game.
38 is number of times the loser of first pistol and the winner of second pistol won the game.
21 is number of times the winner of both pistols won the game.
44 is number of times a team lost both pistols and won the game.
parsed from 138 demos
fucking crazy, right? You are actually better off losing both pistols than winning both. Also the teams that won both pistols and won the game, they got 131 rounds on their first side. The other team got 196 rounds on their first side. That means even the ones who DID win after winning both pistols were getting their asses kicked
this shit is mind blowing
actually I didn't get it from reddit, I wrote it myself LOL
sounds like you got double-crossed again
>he's watching NJPW instead of watching AGDQ
Don't really understand what you mean
I don't actually go looking for pointers in the demo files, that's been handled already through a tool someone wrote in C++. All I do is generate an XML file from that, write all the filenames to another XML, then iterate through each filename and each file to find whatever I want (usually like whether or not a teamkill usually loses you the game or whatever)
And the guy who wrote the tool had most of the work done for him by the devs, since they calculate everything relevant (average damage per round, etc. etc.)
The code I wrote is only ~2000 lines long, this particular tool was about a 3rd of that
So does that make sense? there is no database involved, I just downloaded all the demos from HLTV and did the analysis or whatever.
And it's not really repeatable either, I had to use some very specific tools to do that
>I don't actually go looking for pointers in the demo files, that's been handled already through a tool someone wrote in C++.
oh, that's what I was talking about
I didn't think something like that existed already, if it didn't you'd have to write the "database" manually for the main part
I just call whatever you input in the program to read as the "database"
in this case the XML file you made using the guy's tool
what do you guys think of a vertical map?
Like the cts spawn on the bottom level, the ts on the top and the 2 sites in the middle
then when you go down there is only one route to each middle site
I think it would be pretty neat, especially if there are a few different routes for things
Take inferno for example, a map thats considered reasonably "CT sided"
One of the reasons is a height advantage, you're always shooting downhill as the CTs giving you an advantage
Take that an multiply it but 1000
On de_dust Terrorists won 0.5361029 rounds. The CTs won 0.46389714 rounds on average. Taken from 1011 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_cache Terrorists won 0.53429025 rounds. The CTs won 0.46570972 rounds on average. Taken from 627 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_inferno Terrorists won 0.42243767 rounds. The CTs won 0.57756233 rounds on average. Taken from 722 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_mirage Terrorists won 0.44479004 rounds. The CTs won 0.55520993 rounds on average. Taken from 643 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_overpass Terrorists won 0.41269842 rounds. The CTs won 0.5873016 rounds on average. Taken from 63 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_cbble Terrorists won 0.47131148 rounds. The CTs won 0.52868855 rounds on average. Taken from 244 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_train Terrorists won 0.49333334 rounds. The CTs won 0.50666666 rounds on average. Taken from 225 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
On de_nuke Terrorists won 0.29192546 rounds. The CTs won 0.7080745 rounds on average. Taken from 225 rounds played by NiP in 2015.
I ran a balance test for your future reference
>800dpi 1.4 sense.
that's like .2 or .3 higher than steel and get_right I think
It's higher than what I play too, and I only use my wrist
then again I suck ass at the game so maybe don't listen to me
WOW I GOT ALL OF THESE COOL CSGO SKINS!
>Started playing seriously
>Trying to get up the ranks.
>suddenly the only people i'm matched with are russian pre-teen boys
>get right's stream
>guy runs in the middle of a nowhere
>doesnt shoot a single bullet at get right
>dies in 4 shots
>my games at gnm
>guy peeks around the corner
>i get killed in one hit instantly
>doing placement matches
>constantly up against smurfs
Truly the best matchmaking experience out there
positioning, GTR's fucking specialty is being where no one expects him to be. So much so that he's been doing it for 10 years with demos freely avalable of nearly every match and people have studied how he plays... and still can't fucking anti-strat him enough.
get in GTR's channel and spam this fucking nigger until he answers
Officialgetright, What makes you think having the same 4 with a new fifth is going to work this time? It's the 3rd try and you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and pull pyth out.
He's trying to scrape another year out of the big name org so he gets free fucking money from merch sales and doesn't have to actually win anything...
When the fuck did Reddit start sucking so much Steel cock?
Every time I go on csgo reddit, its STEEL THIS STEEL THAT, STEEL THINKS THIS STEEL THINKS THAT STEEL STEEL STEEL STEEL
Fucking fanboys I swear.
>look at what my gf / mom / sister made me
>I got deranked to GN1 but I belong in GE
>everyone has a GE flair attached to their name
>front page filled with shroud / roca oddshots
Then again, there aren't any people spamming ugly cLg grill gamers, so there's that.
Nigger you realise 1v1s in this game are essentially meaningless, right? Take it from a guy who's played hundreds on ESL with a high WR. It's a matter of who gets the best ping to the server, be able to work out what chunk of map the enemy is on and how to play the angles of the specific aim map. Basically no real skill needed for it.
A better measurement of skill in this game is seeing how people perform in a team, and how they make use of the tools at their disposal. It's why Happy in the pre shuffle LDLC era was such a fantastic player, because he took tier 4 talent into a tier 2 team with IGL and smart plays. Most female teams are shit, even those that are 'good' were the type that my no name clan would beat easily in pcws back while we were searching for mid skill kek.
>ranking based on wins/losses, and not personal performance: carry 80% of games, still derank
>not playing MM, even if you play casual or community or dm, means you will derank when you play MM even if you got better
>constantly play against smurfs, or get accused of smurfing because valve thinks you are a bad rank just because your team loses yet you carry
>griefers and retards, that never get kicked because of the retard 4:1 vote system. Except for timeouts of course, so 3 griefers can vote a timeout and nothing you can do about it :)
>unranked players who play their first game in MGE and not like gn1
>high ranks full of hackers
>low ranks full of people who don't deserve to be there
>can't leave a match even if you have a shit team, or get banned for a day or a week
>going fake afk to get kicked and waste less time, just means you will get cooldown'd for too many times kicked
>kicking too many faggots means you will get cooldown'd for kicking too many players
>griefing or smurfing or reverse-smurfing is the only way to actually have any fun at this point
Can we all agree matchmaking is a fucking cesspool at this point, that valve will never really bother to fix as it takes them 7 days to even rollback a gun stats fucking update (the Recovery Time update), and there really is no point in playing it at this point?
Did you read my post? As a no name clan I had no trouble taking down t1 female teams in about a dozen different scrims. The games we played vs Titan (before shox + smithzz rejoined) we got stomped by them easily, with 23-7 being the best scoreline we got vs them.
Female teams are shit. Their competition is shit. They won't improve until they join up and climb through ESL and ESEA like the rest of the teams rather than playing in their own shitty segregated leagues where 'RASH B' is still a strat that you see at ESWC.
Then again, I suppose autistic cu cks like yourself pay for their bills easily enough :^)
>go onto leddit
>see loads of I DERANKED WTF VOLVO threads
>they stay up
>make satire of them
>couple of people take it seriously
>mod removes it for low-level content
>meanwhile serious whiny derank threads stay up
w e w
>going on leddit
>expecting serious discussion
>interacting with retards who care about rank
is that why people rank up individually and at different points to teammembers and sometimes you get like 3 rank differences in one team? because it's all team ranks and not individual ranks?
whos up for a meme lobby leave a reply with ur steamid
only 2 spots left
>spray at mge levels, yet one-shot through smokes
>deathadder finally kicked the bucket
>using some cheap mouse I had lying around
>actually having trouble clicking links in my browser because the sensor is so shit
I want to die
literally am global
whats your adr kid
probably sub 100 baka
>The best captain in the best Dota team in the world wants to switch to CSGO
>Enemy players drop Auto
>Call me a noob for using it
They underestimated my desire to get eagle
I work backshift on the east coast I pretty much need to solo-que.
Farmer's Rifle so good though
Well yes obviously the better weapons are better
Well, yeah. That happens when you play against better people, so you obviously would not carry. Let's say you're a LEM, and get carried by 4 supremes. The elo system expects them to carry you, and if you did your part you win. Then the system sees you can play among supremes and promotes you.
>2016 is the current year
>we have thousands of satellites in space
>i can shitpost from a 3 inch by 5 inch device anywhere on the go
>i can watch a person masturbating live in real time on a cam site
>i can put virtual pixels on some csgo teams and get money in exchange
>yet pic related is how we watch people play video games
just fuck dingit
>case 3 drop
a couple weeks ago, I saw someone get a bravo case drop. do cases not stop dropping, but instead, just get really rare?
why does this actually work every time
>nearest teammate is 15 kills
>entire game try my hardest to be nice to them
>never once did i yell at them or call them shit
its a fucking chore, remember being nice to shitties is hard of a skill as actually being skilled
Reminder that calling them shit doesn't actually do anything
Reminder that not raging makes playing the game more fun
Reminder that you should continue not being an asshole to people
did anybody else find themselves getting more masculine after picking up csgo
after I got back into csgo in 2014 I found it really made me feel more like being a man and inspired me to start working out and to start being direct and assertive irl
if anything it has helped enable me to become the pathetic loser i am today
i am not good at taking care of my hygiene. i have no job. i am not in school. i don't leave my house. i don't leave my room unless necessary. i avoid talking to anybody. hell, lately i have found myself unable to submit most of the posts that i write on most imageboards, instead choosing to close the tab immediately when i am finished.
i doubt i would be like this without video games. perhaps it might actually be more generalized into the computer and internet rather than just video games, but i don't even know at this point dude i just want to die.
i fucking hate counter-strike so god damn much.
I did, but not by much, since I dont use mic. The last time I did:
>only doing calls, no bants whatsoever
>we stomp the other team
>"GG boys! We should queue up together!"
>"Hell yeah bro"
>"Send me an invite!"
>No one sent me a friend request
Ironically, I get invited more when I'm not using my mic.
>have some fun games with a guy
>invite him to play a few times
>always says hes busy
>see him playing with other people sometimes
>never invites me or starts a conversation
I wonder what its like having friends..
LMAO FUCKING ASS OFF
F0REST WAS DERANKED TO LE
NOW TELL ME RANKS MEAN SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE SHITTERS
GE = HACKERS
SUPREME = HACKERS
THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO GET ABOVE LEM WITHOUT CHEATS YOU STUPID FUCKS
2BH YOU NEED TO STOP ASSUMING EVERYONE IS A GN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON 4CHAN
WE SPEND OUR LIVES PLAYING THIS GAME AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL US BAD
PRONAX PLAYS ALL THE TIME HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN HIS LEM RANK?
back from a time when csgo was going to be a game of dozens of different custom game modes and highlight that aspect of cs instead of ranked 5v5 which wasnt even in the game for a long time
>derank to mg2
>get back up after ~15 wins
>get around 12 wins and 4 losses while mge
>have a really shit game and lose
>derank back to mg2
what's the fucking point
Is it a bad thing to get very few kills on CT side but also almost never die?
for example, this game, on ct side I didn't die a single time, but only got 5 kills across 6 rounds
We won them all though
>won more games than you lost
Why are you complaining? Are you solo-queue? Do you really set yourself up for disappointment by telling yourself that you will have good teammates every game when you do? Do you throw when the other team is throwing and trolling their top fragger or is "not you, not your problem"? I'm legit curious about the sense of entitlement I'm getting from your post.
really depends on how you are playing
not dying is ideal on ct
but if its because you are baiting your teammates/playing super passive and going in super slow during retakes then its bad
I had a teammate like that who would literally hide in ct spawn mirage and force me to play A site solo because he "wanted to wait for the bomb to go down"
The games were in our bag but in 2 instances our teammate/s decided to either go afk to just spin around in the spawn because "I'm trolling". Since every loss so far has dropped me one rank lower I kinda want to win.
Usually I'm playing far back or only man on site and retreating when Ts get close
This game was on Mirage
I was playing either Van at A, retreating to kitchen when they got past the little archway halfway down apartments, ticket at B or danger box at B
It's pretty far back but it's not like I can't help the team
oh yeah thats a really typical scoreline for the deep b mirage player, nothing sounds wrong about that
just the dynamic of b site mirage. some people call playing that position bitch spot because of it
no i am not being sarcastic
i spend my time alone wishing that one of my old friends would message me and anytime that they have i immediately want to be alone
fuck this gay brain
i know that feel too!
maybe it's some kind of disorder.
not really because support is things like getting good crossfires, boosts, support nades, proper trade frags etc, and your random teammates will do fuck all in coordinating those things with you and in most cases will make them harder
i have an old motherboard faggot. plus i wont be playing gta 5 with shadows on ultra, just csgo, dota and shit like that. dont even care if i have to play on 800x600 on very low graphics, if it gets me to 60 fps im doing it
lemme ask you something redditgogeneral
if steel succeeds with his sorry-campaign and actually gets unbanned, what happens to the other people who also got banned? would they also become unbanned because they "did the time" or something?
Just wasted 30 euros on case keys and I all got were blues.
Im dying inside /csgog/, firstly because I am short on money and second because blues are all I got except from an m4a1 cyrex I had won once upon a time and actually made 25 euros back from the 130 I have totally given.
That's because it's the outcome of literally every match when someone gets an AWP fucking every time teammates decide it's better to go one by one and die instead of all run out and rush or smoke