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>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 9, 850 COMMENTS, OR 250 IMAGES
>How long can we last without bringing Weaver or Benis
LASTONLY SPEED DATING YOU'LL NEED
STOP THE SPINNER AND SEE WHO YOUR DATE IS
YOU LUCKY SO-AND-SO
Sheltered, Chapter 1:
But she recognizes him as an endo already.
Otherwise, she wouldn't be so insistent on having him wear something designed for endoskeletons.
It makes no sense.
Yeah, I'm aware she's just looking for an excuse.
Weaver please, spooky dating is best dating.
If you desperately want a robo gf then watch the movie Ex Machina.
Also Ghost and Springtwerp in particular, if you haven't seen it go see it. Watch it together while cuddling or something, you'll love it.
My dad told me that movie sucked but he's a nerd so I might watch it anyways, thanks 4 the suggestion Anon
I still find it odd that, when Mangle is in the Hallway, she has a goofy pose and expression when she's alone or with one of the other Hallwayanimatronics, but becomes scary and threatening when she's with Foxy.
Here's a Tar-Bot, as requested by one dude last thread.
I really need to get these thread gags done fast enough to keep up with the relevancy of a joke.
Are you gonna do a dating thing?
I mean you could just let me date Lucifox, he's a cutie husbando. Look at him smile.
It'd be neat, but I'm a slow guy, and crunching in time between what I'm doing now and doing something like this isn't possible.
It's worth looking at some time, I liked it
I haven't been on the thread the past few days, and I probably would have stuck that way if not for ClosedQuest, which is why I'm posting.
I'm having hardware troubles regarding my tablet, and it's out of commission as a result. Point is as much as it pisses me off to do this to you all AGAIN, but I have to cancel this week's ClosedQuest against my will.
Like I said I'm trying to fix the problem quickly. As long as there's no more hiccups I should only be gone for about a week or two. May lurk a bit but I'm gonna try avoiding that too.
I'll be back as soon as I can though. Sorry about the constant fuckups!
In which the universe conspires to perpetually give Meggles a hard time.
Gimf, baby, pal, friendo, insert a term of endearment here, you have to stop taking things out on yourself so hard. Digital issues happen, a skipped quest isn't going to kill anyone for a bit. I know it's hard not to, but don't let this thread become a job for you, draw if it makes you feel happy, but don't let this place drag you down either.
No one is going to hate you for missing a session or hell, you could take a hiatus and most people will still love the hell outta ya.
And above all else, people that want to help you, particularly in say, just speaking hypothetically, wanting to help you buy new drawing material just as a random example, only do so not out of pity for you, but because they love your work that much. There is nothing wrong with taking advantage of their kindness in that situation.
Is speed dating the most cringy bandwagon ever?
>ocfags giving small glimpses into each/multiple of their versions of the characters' personalities in a compact form without causing too much trouble for anyone else in the thread
Come on guys, you're deluding yourselves. You all know that the only reason this speed dating crap is popular is because Weaver did it. If you don't believe me, look at how many replies any non-speed dating content has gotten. 1 or 2 at most. And how about J's collab comic? About 4 panels in before it was ditched for the new Weaver dicksucking method. I know this is tough to hear, but it's the truth. Weaver has you all eating out of the palm of his hand.
Except GMF started the speed-dating bandwagon you dumb nigger. Weaver did it the day afterwards.
While I think you're a fucking uptight cunt, I sort of agree with you in that I tend to dislike these "bandwagons", only because it often causes content to stagnate.
If you think everyone's doing it just so Weaver-senpai will notice them, you're just a fool.
>because Weaver did it
Checking the booru dates, it was actually GMF who started it. But the identity of the artist doesn't really doesn't matter, if the original piece of OC is done well.
See, if someone does something entertaining (OC) in a new way, all while using very popular characters (from the Misfits AU, in this case), it's bound to get very popular.
Which quite easily explains why someone would copy it, when combined with just how easy it is to do, and how energy-efficient it is, to just draw a bunch of frontal shots, and still have them be fun.
Not to mention that it had been very long since a genuine artist fad showed up.
I'm not an OCfag, but I think it's safe to assume they were all happy to see another one after so long.
As for J's collab comic, it actually need the artist to draw a big panel of content, while drawing other OCfags' characters, AND to create a story out of it.
It was quite a bit of effort for OCfags that are pretty much always too busy/lazy. Not to mention the whole debacle with drawing orders.
TL;DR: You're a fucking idiot, you're complaining about a non-issue, and your kind of stupidity is why some people genuinely believe "hateanons" exist.
I remember back in the day when people were expected to be anonymous even when talking about being an OCfag unless they had content
Those were the days
I've been here for nearly a year now what the hell
FNAF or /5N@F/ tragedy or comedy when
Can you imagine a Five Nights at Freddy's Romeo and Juliet? With Mike or Jeremy as Romeo and Phoneguy as Juliet?
Hell, maybe we can do one with black Mike or Jeremy as Othello and Phoneguy as Iago.
>implying I have a bf
Still, it does fell kind of nice, to be confused for Ghost.
That should be a sign for people to expand their casts.
Like seriously. Instead of focusing on one or two.
Eh, half-right. More replies generally means something is more-looked at, and to people who notice that they tend to see that post more.
It's not so much "upvotes" as it is advertising "oh shit look at this post everyone is responding to it must be big".
Ha, nah, I like chickens more than rabbits.
>WEAVER is REAL
>and he TRIED TO SUCK MY DICK
Jaden, you fucking nigger
When did you escape the cell?
>implying my sexual preference is questionable when best rabbit is a girl
The cute black rabbit I liked to pet at the pet store was sold over Christmas ;-;
>thinks Blonnie is best rabbit
The fact that that particular Blonnie has a vagina doesn't change the fact you're a huge faggot.
I miss my old rabbit.
Can we post only the rabbits for the rest of the thread?
Are you trying to say that the blue rabbit isn't the best rabbit? Because I may not be able to argue about being a huge faggot, but I'll fucking fight you If you think blue isn't best.
Of course. Here's a lucky rabbit. You get them from harassing skeltal leprechauns.
>You get them from harassing skeltal leprechauns.
Maybe I should do that more.
While I appreciate the sentiment, and that there are people out there willing to support me for what I do, I caused this problem and I should be the one to rectify it. I'd feel more horrible about having someone spend their hard earned money to replace my tablet than doing so myself, even if it causes me a bit of a financial hiccup in the process.
As for being hard on myself I won't argue with that. It's been something I've had to fight since before coming to the thread, and something I still haven't succeeded fighting with. I'll say this much though: I do probably treat this as a job sometimes when I shouldn't, but I also sincerely LOVE making content here. It makes me happy to see people enjoy my work, and I wasn't lying that I said doing so here is like living a dream, as stupid/gay/pretentious/whatever that sounds. So part of my stress and guilt comes from not only having to keep pushing back updates for everyone else, but that it's hindering me from doing something I love.
That said the problem may be solved quicker than I thought, but there will still be no quest this week.
Thank you for the kind words, though!
And sorry for dipping into fucking /soc/ territory.
Thanks, and I'll do my best!
I am being slandered
it's been so long since i've visited /fn@fg/, i'm so happy to see most of the artists are still here!
i'll never forget the preg bonnie you drew for me snax, it still warms my heart every time i see it
I got Foxy. I really like that line.
Marion is the marionette. Also, I'm pretty sure the animatronics in Sy's stories are still possessed by dead child ghosts. So there's a good chance you're having a sit down with Chris Hansen no matter what.
>Also, I'm pretty sure the animatronics in Sy's stories are still possessed by dead child ghosts.
More like influenced by, rather than straight possession.
This also only applies until FNAF1, as there's no signs of the ghosts by the time of most of the voicefaggotry.
Looks like I'm late to the reposting train. Have fun, I guess.
Foxy is Mangles senpie, she's trying to impress Foxy by emulating him for his knot and his hot robo tongue
reposting yesterdays request.
also open to take another request or two.
This lone image is the only BB lewd you'll ever need.
>>Even the shota artists won't draw him.
Oh lord how I wish you were right.
I want to rescue Phone Guy and be his husbando.
little vague, but still doable.
Here ya go
Nice, your Chica is one of my favorites.
Little feedback: She looks a little squat with a rather large head on her shoulders as well with a torso that looks a bit squished.
I can appreciate the simplicity of the outfit.
foxy you are turning that child into a pun-spouting hellspawn.
oh don't worry, they get plenty of that from bb
Part 17 in the ongoing adventures of Mike Schmidt and his newer roommates.
Roommates - Chapter 17 (The Wreck): http://pastebin.com/fq3J7cCP
here you go
consistency is the bigger problem over detail
It's simply Weaver's illustrative style. Mike in the stories is somewhat short and a little overweight but not "fat" -- he's maybe got a bit of a beer gut and that's about it. It's mostly played up for laughs. He isn't in the best of shape, but he's far from obese. As for the title cards, it's artistic direction. The characters also aren't single-color either -- it's just how Weaver draws them.
I suppose, but with a simple design it's easy to keep consistency. Add more and more detail and the consistency part gets really difficult. And again, artists are lazy so simple stuff works in their lazy favor.
>I suppose, but with a simple design it's easy to keep consistency
not as much as you might think
but I think you're making some weirdly sweeping generalizations when the truth of it is I just plain forgot he was supposed to be heavier-set in this story
Not talking about that art piece anymore, but in general. So yes, I am generalizing because that is my topic. Sorry if there was some confusing change of subject there. I'll just go now.
Nah, it was an interesting and valid question. I like to think of it as the difference between the way characters are illustrated in comics or books versus their TV portrayal. Kind of like the way the book version of Arthur looks versus the cartoon version.
>Got the day off work
Good morning thread
I agree with >>127420501. Otherwise, the weight of your conscience will come crashing down upon you with the fury of a thousand blazing supernovas. That'll impair your creative mojo, man! Take it from a guy who's experiencing something similar to what you're going through.
I don't understand.
But it's MANLY, so I still like it!
I just had a nightmare about this guy and I can't fall asleep again.
I had a weird one where the kid from FNAF 4 was shooting up his and/or Connie's school that Purple was chaperoning at or something. Or maybe Purple was doing the shooting.
Either way, it was pretty neat. It was like a Max Payne cutscene
That kind of sounds like the one I had. I was fighting him in the snow in slow motion but I couldn't hit him, he kept hitting me with something and my blood kept getting thrown all over the snow. Then I started sinking like I couldn't move, he said something and before he curb stomped me I woke up.
Apologies for time, had to do some stuff.
Anyway, threw in multi mangle paddle for fun
Thought I'd give a try at animating this, hope you don't mind
it looks pretty stiff with no wrist movement, it makes up animating half a arm look smooth, from experience in animation.
But thanks I'm flattered either way. hoenstly
I think you have a problem anon. Some mild criticism doesn't make him a snob. I gave a bit as well, but you're not going off on me, are you? Shit if someone did something with the stuff I made I would like it as well, even if I could point out some flaws. Getting something made from what you made is, on it's own merit, a thing to be happy about, regardless of the quality. It means someone gives a shit about you anon. And I know you're probably not an anon, and I couldn't give less of a shit.
Give yourself a prostate exam with a nice spiky cactus.
Long time lurker here, but I wanted to say that I love this story. It's got good characters, great writing, provokes thought and has earnestly provoked change in my life. That's a good story to me.
Still trying to puzzle out Mike's backstory. You dropped a serious hint in this chapter, but I can't mash it together right.
I really liked this chapter. Faz smiling at the banter was a nice moment of bonding that made the crushingly somber read hit harder to me. Mike getting to know Faz's method of moving about was a nice bit of spook which only makes me want a scene where Mike doesn't react beyond a greeting while somone else flinches. That Foxy bit was some unsettling shit that got under my skin more than the breakdown in the Misfit apartment.
No it's fine, it *is* very stiff looking. I only spent ten minutes on it though as a little break.
I'm truthfully not happy with some of these but I couldn't think of anything better.
>get a simple pepperoni pizza
>watch Freddy walk off with his date in tow
>Bonnie's sciencing! it's date by candlelight using the cutlery for making an inappropriate comment about dem hips
>Pass by Foxy on his second bottle of wine alone
>Don't interrupt Toy Freddy's pleasant conversation over drinks
>Toy Bonnie's putting the moves on a waitress and earns a slap from Chica
>Fail to keep up with Toy Chica and her date in a flurry of dance moves
>Overhear Mangle calling her date stupid- FUNNY for ordering a plate of spaghetti
>Marion says hello to Chica and ignores me
>Goldie's table is empty but faint squelching can be heard
>Marvin greets both of us politely but seems distracted
>Tammy gruffly says to stop staring
I should be asleep but before I go I figure I might as well repost this guy here, in case anyone missed it.
Sweet dreams, fellas.
For real man, take it easy and thanks.
Good luck with the project stuff.
To create the greatest design in the world.
In my head.
And then poorly translate it to paper.
There is only one possible choice!
Damn it, I miss her murder twink now.
Why are robots attracted to him so much?
He completely fills out the Twink Checklist.
just spending some time playing around with colours.
cool colours are nice to work with
He's friendly, he's sexy, he keeps them in good working order, he knows them intimately, and he's willing and enjoys being a sex toy.
So what's the translation for this?
>mike being unable to accept that others come to terms with their lot in life
This makes me unreasonably mad.
More or less. The best I can do with just Google translate, as I am an uncultured swine with but one language to my tongue
Has anyone read Silver Eyes yet that feels like summarizing? I hate to shell out cash for a book if it doesn't add anything to the story.
If it doesn't... The fuck are you doing to fnaf, Scott?
It's an AU, so don't fret about it "ruining" anything.
Ten years have passed since the infamous child murders happened at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and ripped the town of Hurricane, Utah apart, and a young woman named Charlotte (or "Charlie"), having spent those years trying to forget it, meets up with up with her old childhood friends on the tragedy's anniversary. Curiosity leads them back to the old pizzeria (which, incidentally, was owned by Charlotte's father, who also built its famous life-size animatronics), hidden but still standing. Unfortunately, those animatronics aren't quite what they were back then...
Purple Man's name is William/Dave, and he killed the kids because he was so bored with life that he felt it owed him sadistic pleasures. He kidnaps one of the teens and locks him in a spring suit, then while he's gloating and enjoying the teen's terror he strips naked to show off the scars covering his body from when he was nearly killed by a spring suit failure, which is part of what drove him insane. Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy have a big part in the beginning and during the final quater of the book, but it's largely about Charlotte and William.
Also, Charlotte kills William after he gets inside Spring Bonnie and tries to kill her in a more old-fashioned way by jamming her thumbs into the eye sockets of the suit and setting off the locks, crushing William into pulp
I know TV Tropes is one of 4chan's sworn enemies, but it doe shave a good description of the story and characters and what happens in it.
Let's not get angry over Scott not doing what we demand he should and making a living from his job.
I'm not angry, though. FNaF 2 teached me that after the resounding success of FNaF, he was only interested in crudely milking his audience as much as possible.
Knowing this spared me from any frustration, as I already knew the book would be shit.
I mean, how could I be angry with the guy? If I was in his shoes, I'd most likely do the same thing.
I just realized your avatar has visible eyelashes.
You're not a grill, are you?
>he was only interested in crudely milking his audience as much as possible.
Are 2, 3, and 4 really that horrible to you? Or ae you of the /v/ mindset that people who make games are all Jews who only care about money and hate the people who buy their products?
You guys may want to make up your mind. Time is running out.
You've stumbled upon a dark secret.
All games after the first were loveless, money-grabbing shitfests, and served only to point out that Scott had either completely run out of inspiration (or effort), or simply never really understood what made FNaF scary.
We've been over this discussion a bit over three hundred times, and I'm really not in the mental condition to go at it again, right now.
And, of course, can't forget:
>implying any criticism of FNaF can only be done by le /v/ hateanon boogeyman
There's a reason the vast majority of the internet despises FNaF:
It's a series of lowest common denominator "scary" games, which striked an amazing success, and has a creator that, after getting rich, completely ceased giving a fuck about quality; all the while having a fanbase that is composed 90% of children, and 10% of depraved furfags.
So in your opinion, Scott didn't do what YOU wanted him to do and that makes him an evil hateful Jew who does what he does to personally spite you and because FNAF was simple and popular that makes it an awful series only fags and freaks and furries enjoy.
Escape as quickly as possible.
I honestly have no idea what's going on, but since being around Connie is apparently a bad thing Jeoff needs to not be aorund her
Yep. That's it. That's exactly what I said. You got me. Guess I can't be mean, anti-semitic hateanon anymore. Nope. You got me.
I'm fucking done.
FNAF 2 was weird in that a lot of the animatronics had that fantastic uncanny valley going on when they are in the office (Withered Freddy, Withered Chica are both good examples) but the jumpscares had no impact whatsoever.
However, I'll argue tooth and nail that FNAF4 was a definite return to form, down to focusing more on sound cues like the first game (even moreso) and taking the 'feels like a lucid nightmare' feeling of the first game and taking it the next step up. Sure the monster design aims at a more primal level, but given the location of a suburban house, it works really well.
However, I will agree Scott has no idea how to tell a story and it's extremely obvious he started having to add shit and make shit up on the fly with the sequels to try and tie all the lore together. It's a pretty glaring issue sometimes, but I like the games for the gameplay above all else so it doesn't completely ruin the sequels for me.
>implying this place is about FNaF anymore
The reason 2's jumpscares had less impact is that, with so many animatronics constantly after you, there was no time to build suspense and dread. If the number of robots was trimmed or there were less of them on each night until Night 6 it would have worked better. Also the music box mechanic fucking sucked.
Tang here is a
I am a
>Foxy got the Bite
Ho lee fuck.
>Mangle's strong-willed enough to eventually overcome the whole body image thing
Excuse me, comissar, but since when does Mike understand what's going on with Mangle?
>implying we're not roleplaying what the Donut Spic would do
I don't want Jeoff to become a pedophile, why are you even contemplating listening to the anons who want to rape a little girl?
Stop projecting your pedophilia on other people's characters.
Well excuse me, hard to know that when this place has confirmed Connie thirsters and "she" doesn't exactly state who.
By all means, Jeoff should fuck Special Friend.
>it's MY job to be a proto-janitor and say mean words at the disgusting 4chan pedophiles
You brought it on yourself, nigger
>holy shit people are buying my game
>they seem to like my characters a whole bunch judging by the amount of art so I'll add a million more
>now they thought it was an unfocused mess so I'll reduce the cast to a single robot
>they seemed to like the scary design of springtrap so I'll ask my son to draw the scariest thing he could think, take his design, push it way past ridiculous and apply it to a handful of bots
I just want to know how fucking baked Scott was when he wrote the story for each game. I'm genuinely curious how the pieces fit together in his head, since literally no one out of the millions of people who've played the game can make any sense of it.
>since literally no one out of the millions of people who've played the game can make any sense of it.
He said that, with the exception of 4, he was impessed how people were able to figure out the stories and lore of the series. So apparently people did understand them.
And really, it's not like he's the very first person to ever be haphazard about what he makes, and we also need to remember that he didn't expect the first game to sell, so he didn't get very in-depth about the story and lore. Only after it was a success did he start fleshing out everything.
I enjoyed FNAF 1 and 3 but I feel any story any writefag here has written would make for a better and more reasonable lore background than the vague "possessed robots" he gave us and never actually did anything interesting or creepy with.
The fact that not a single person solved 4's story is a testament to the fact that either he threw together nonsense and flat-out lied, or he's actually mentally ill if any of that makes sense to him.
The first three games were simple to figure out.
Puple Man killed six kids, they possessed robots, robots attacked guards to try to get revenge, Purple comes back and destroys the robots and gets himself killed, Springtrap now haunts the world while the kids go to heaven.
4 was the one where everything went tits-up, because now we have Scott's "It's all a dream" implication and one of the six kids wasn't killed by Purple but by his idiot brother and Fredbear/Golden Freddy in 1983 which means there's two Bites.
>five nights at freddy's is all a sonichu-style hallucination after an autistic Scott Cawthon looked into a snowglobe
>he self inserts as Mike, Jeremy, Phone Man, Fritz, the "radical" Phone Man, William Afton, Charlotte, the kid in 4, and the little girl
I've admittedly only played the first, and really have no real intention of ever playing the others.
Scott likes drawing spooky robots and it was pure dumb luck that he got popular. Suddenly everyone is analyzing every pixel in his game and comparing minimum wage rates and shit when he just wants to make more robots go "EEEEEEE". Now a horde of kids are demanding answers of what did he MEAN by "Odor" on the final paycheck and he's just this nice Christian man over his head who wants to get back to robots going "EEEEEE".
>Now a horde of kids are demanding answers of what did he MEAN by "Odor" on the final paycheck
People aren't really taking that seriously, are they?
Like the odor is just from Mike sweating up a storm every night because of robots wanting to scream in his face and kill him.
How the hell can you think that the odor means anything else?
I do think that Scott could have tightened up the story and lore, but I also like that he left it up to our own personal interpretations, unintentional as it may have been. And making our own interpretations of how everything happened would have happened even if he gave us a 100% concrete story and lore, because humans are silly ceatures like that, especially when it comes to horror and spooky things. It's why "The Silver Eyes" is an AU, it's simply another take on the story and lore of the series.
The FNAF1 bots are represented by plushy toys so when the kid has a nightmare he dreams of felt and cloth robots, with an "odor" like an unwashed plushy, as opposed to the FNAF2 bots which are plastic action figures so when he has a nightmare he dreams of shiny plastic robots.
but dats jus a thery
The third point is because he barely survived a spring suit malfunction some point after he murdered the children. He strips to show them off to one of the teen characters he kidnaps and traps inside a sping suit while explaining exactly what happens if you aren't as lucky as he was and get completely crunched.
Well he's mostly drawn art of the first game, sometimes he has a fling with Springtrap or something but there are very few Toy Bots and no puppets or balloon boys or anything. Stick with what you like I guess.
>other ocfags have admitted to never playing the game at all
Long as we get amazing art and quests and other things from our OCfags and drawfags and writefags and voicefags, I don't mind if they've only played one of the games or none of them but have read up on or know about the story and characters.
Besides, it's not like we remain on topic about the games he anyway. Our Fazbera's is one of a thousand variations of each character who wants to fuck everyone.
That's what killed the superhero genre in the 80's and 90's, because everyone thought campy and stupid in the vein of 60's Batman was how it should be.
The FNAF movie will be fine as long as they do the horror and characters well.
>crushing a kid's dreams like that
THROWN UNDER DA BUS LIKE AN ASIAN CAR CRASH BY THE MAN HIMSELF
Krampus was actually dark in some bits though. It was like Ghostbusters
if ghostbusters had a depressing twist ending
Yeah, we're forgetting who the director is. Michael Dougherty he ain't. Scott probably jumped the gun and said yes to whoever asked him first.
The only thing the movie has going for it is animatronic FX. And even that's not entirely something to get excited for. Harbinger Down made a huge point in it's Kickstarter about these, and in the end it was usually covered up with CGI or gave the camera parkinson's.
Frankenstein's Army is a horribly underrated movie on this aspect and deserves more attention.
I'm less excited and more reserved in my anticipation. Scott can't seem to drop the FNAF name. However Scott makes some neat RPGs if The Desolate Room/Hope are anything to go by.
>nuclear bombardment of Poland
>ten year occupation
I somehow didn't anticipate this edit even though it seems so obvious now
And I fucking love it
Don't worry, it's not the last you've seen yet of anyone's story, especially Foxy's.
Mike's emotionally immature. People do process stress and grief in different ways. In time, he'll come to terms with it.
>Excuse me, comissar, but since when does Mike understand what's going on with Mangle?
Is it THAT far-flung? Mike's not an idiot, and he's probably seen enough movies with similar setups. If Mangle says "don't look at me" while obviously attractive and not mutant/deformed/whatever, I think it's not completely unreasonable to expect he's smart enough to figure out that Mangle has self-image issues.
Besides, who says he's correct in his assessment?
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Hey, I just wanted to stop in and wish all of you a Happy New Year.
You all rock, remember that.
i'm in love with a chicken
guys I told him let's see how it goes
>some guy on the internet says hi
Meanwhile the sister rushes up, looks at my tablet and says "4chan? Ugh. Of course you would"
>Telling them of my robofurry faggotry
I never left!
I got super busy but lurked as the days went on.
just an anon who wanted to help
You're both wrong. It turns out he was a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, and he crashed the fighter jet he built in his garage into a skyscraper in Dubai as revenge for 9/11 never forget.
7th one down
I've been here too long