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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
i wish i was good enough at this game to enjoy it but when i really think about it, no one enjoys it and just plays it
i want the same mentality without worry
Sometimes I like to think about Lina and Rylai's sibling rivalry. I think about it a lot actually. Where does it come from? I've come to the conclusion that Lina and Rylai were both in love with the same person at one point. They fought over him a lot, and eventually they decided to settle the matter once and for all. They pushed him over and pulled his pants down, revealing his throbbing 10 inch penis. Then they held a contest. Whoever could satisfy him better with their feet would get to have him. Was it going to be Lina's soft, hot feet, or Rylai's petite, cold feet? They took turns rubbing his towering member, Lina's hot feet thawing and Rylai's cold feet cooling it back down, until eventually they began fighting again. Now both feet were on him. The icy-hot double footjob was too much--he exploded and covered their feet with hot, sticky manmilk. Since both of them made him cum, they couldn't tell who the winner was, and they once again erupted into a fierce battle.
Because they're idiots.
A million dollaridoos isn't even a lot any more. Most people should plan to save a million dollars in their life with a basic saving and investment plan (i.e. buy the market).
>listen to this viper track earlier in the day
>laugh like a madman
>now that i'm about to go to sleep the song is creeping me the fuck out
i can hear him in my head
i literally got up from bed to make this post
i can't sleep, i'm actually scared shitless
that deep voice
>don't even smoke crack
can someone sing me a lullaby
man, this game went full retard
mid legion is quite fun though
I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.
daily reminder that dota 2 matchmaking cannot be taken seriously unless we have something like this:
queueing up for a ranked match without a team leads players into a screen that shows a list with every player online near to his skill bracket where they are included once they finish setting up a info card (language/playstyle/role)
to start a match the player must either invite or be invited to a team and once a team is formed a countdown timer of 1 minute is given until everyone hits the ready button so players can chat and plan a strategy/get to know about each other (take a look at profiles and stuff)
IF YOU'RE BUTTMAD ABOUT NOT BEING PICKED/NO ONE JOINING YOUR TEAM,
LITERALLY JUST PLAY SOME UNRANKED MATCHES AND COME BACK WITH BETTER STATS
Every day I come on here and see people talking about "Semen Demons" and asking me who she is. Well, for me, it's Queen of Pain. I've always fantasized about Akasha's beautiful perfect ass. I wish I could've been the original king that summoned her. I can hardly even imagine the things she'd do. Maybe she'd tie me up and take off her stuffy red boots and force me to smell the aroma. Then, while I'm distracted, she'd give me a hard kick in the balls. "Aw, does that hurt?" She'd say to me even though the act already made me orgasm. Then she'd kiss me and use the aphrodesiacs in her saliva to make me hard again, only to kick me in the balls again. When she'd finally had enough, she'd shove me over and press her sweet ass against my face while shoving beads down my urethra. "How do you like this?" She'd ask me, and I'd reply with muffled groans. Because of a special ring she put around my cock I wouldn't even be able to cum until she allowed me to, until the sensations grew to be so strong that I'd writhe around in ecstasy. Every second she presses her ass against my face harder and harder and strokes my dick harder and harder until finally she rips the beads out and my manmilk spills everywhere.
just went to listen to it again thinking i was making it spookier in my head
it's still scary as fuck, this shit is demonic
I'm not and I never will be a cuck. But holy shit I want to fuck Shendelzare so badly. The thought of arousing her near some ironwood branches entices me so much. I would lay down some branches (for the stat bonus as well as the bedding) and go to work. Of course Shendelzare hesitates at first, after all she is so full of hatred that the idea of arousal probably never crosses her mind. But I persist through, and do my best to intoxicate her with pleasure. But soon I find that it's not working. At least, it doesn't look like it's working. All of my efforts are only making her more and more enraged. Finally, when she should be at the peak, nearing her climax, she throws me over the pile of branches and screeches. "SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she yells, and I look down for a moment to see that my dick and balls are gone, replaced with a soft, velvety, puffy pussy! I look over at Shendelzare and on her I see my fully engorged penis and low-hanging ballsack. Although terrified, the situation arouses me even more, and I soon feel waterfalls flowing out of my new lovemaker. Shendelzare bends me over and hatefucks me in my pussy with my own dick, and I find a new pleasure I could've only ever dreamed of.
MMR is fine as it is, if you're a good player consistently, you will rank up. Adding uneccessary shit like player profiles just so you can fell better about yourself is pointless.
Saahil "UNiVeRsE" Arora is my favorite professional defense of the ancients two player
reminder that Disney movies are the ONLY cartoons that make you better at dota
Why does a character with no CC in their QWE have a 30 second hard CC(longest and hardest in the game) as their ult?
chi long qua pls go
we just need to have a selection based on what position you play, as an optional matchmaking method
>Lost 500 MMR since patch dropped
Bring back saving-fucking-retards meta, my teammates keep dying and I can't save them anymore.
those were the days
i miss old lpq it was chill af
and it was entertaining because when you were just fucking around until the game was over half the people understood that it didnt matter to win or lose and the other half were going bonkers
its been confirmed for like 2 years now
reminder that if you don't have a healthy linear-ish most played heroes distribution you should kill you are self
uhh kumiko chan are u still watching breaking bad
sure little buddy
What the fuck kind of backwards ass country do you live in where a home is half a fucking million dollaridoos.
My home is was only 90k, 2 bedroom, 1 and a half bath, open living area.
My friend bought farmland with a 3 bedroom house, a barn and a 2nd smaller house legally on his land for about 120k, he's renting the other home and making a fucking mint.
Is this an american thing?
Even one punch man knows that forced 50 and mmr hell exists. Because it's the same as the hero ranks in that anime. It's the most dota related anime ever. I can't believe it, forced 50 exists....
If you are good at dota you will random every game and your mmr will rise and you'll be noticed by a pro team. You have to play every position and every hero in the game at the same level of skill. That is the advice 50% of the 6k players have given to me. The other 50% told me to main my best hero.
I'm sure you're just baiting out more anime posts but the thread had plenty of anime posts before
LC jungle is only good in shitstain brackets
I've been told by people that the quickest way to gain mmr and also improve is to spam the same pool of heroes and choose 2-3 heroes to master for each position, so for people who spam heroes for multiple games do they usually first pick them if they have to or pick something else if you're spamming slark for example so you don't gimp yourself?
Is it ok to first pick a carry in ranked every game as a spammer or do you still try to last pick or pick second to last and only pick the carry/mid you're spamming at that time?
Thanks in advance.
an unrealistic feeling of general inadequacy caused by actual or supposed inferiority in one sphere, sometimes marked by aggressive behavior in compensation.
uhh yes it does
you feel inferior next to them and feeling the need to justify what makes them not good
if you hate 5ks, you have no idea about 4k players
>tfw you find your free win hero
thank you dirge and tide
The quickest way to gain mmr is to get good
The quickest way to get good is to turn on your brain and funnel alot of time into improving your gameplay by playing alot and analyzing what you do wrong and how you could improve
uhhh 5k players are the most chill players i have played
most are just casuals playing the game
i dont understand the need to hate on 5k players when 4k exist.
which is alot more cancerous.
Hey guys, I'm the guy who was coding the Dota bot last night. I decided on the heroes it will play, based on your suggestions.
By far the most popular suggestion, for obvious reasons.
Micro means nothing to a bot, so I'm interested in seeing what's possible.
A bot can instantly recognize any spells or potential disables that are lined up, so it can reliably use Ball Lightning not only to disjoint spells, but outright negate the undisjointable ones.
>Pos 1 Abbadon
The heroes are listed in priority order (e.g. The bot will only pick Storm if Techies and Meepo are taken). The bot will attempt to first pick every game.
Starting on the baseline for the Techies-specific code now. Will post preliminary results in a practice game w/ Valve bots.
the best thing i learned from watching my booster was hiding in tree cuts
the nigga would ALWAYS hide in tree cuts and turn it into kills and escapes from death.
he also carried salves a lot.
he also warded and dewarded no matter what hero he was playing.
Don't wanna give it out. All my unranked games are "very high skill". The teammates that I've checked from those games also have all their games as "very high skill".
Question still stands- what's the highest mmr you can calibrate at? Anyone know what RTZ/Waga smurfs came in at?
Because you 4.6k shitters are fucking terrible.
The players without any kills in this image are 4.6k
>but how do they do it? how do i become pubstompers like them?
They're good at 1-3 heroes and spam them.
Climbing is that simple. Get really good with a few heroes.
Heck Bulldog even won a TI by doing this.
exactly, 5k are more composed but still cancerous sometime
maybe it was just confirmation by that anon. he was matched agaisnt flaming 5ks(supposedly a boosted account) and needed to justify the opposite
how many hours into the game
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>spamming certain heroes doesn't work if you team goes 25 deaths in 20 minutes
That's how you climb. You get really good with a few heroes.
That's how every single booster, MMR climber or whatever does it.
>You can't get good.
-/d2g/ "Some of the dumbest things said online during 2016 - An internet memeoire"
>sleeping too much makes you tired
>doing nothing makes you slow and tired
>surprised that he's tired
Work out a bit shortly after you wake up, eat a proper filling meal, go outside for at least 30min each day, don't sit on your ass all day.
The phoenix and es went offlane together and fed the fuck out of ember and silencer. Even though it was a completely lost game, the other 3 not COMPLETE DOGSHIT players managed to get some kills and items.
Do the pros go outside and exercise and socialize?
>ember is in fact not a carry
>So literally anyone can "out carry him"
Which of these heroes
should I focus on gitting gud at? 3 tops.
Planning on finally climbing from 3.7 to 5k.
You can't just get good at the game just because you decide to. It's not a switch to flick on. You develop bad habits which keep getting reinforced. You get used to play with the same losers at low mmr. So you don't learn how to play against better players. So you keep losing mmr and matches when matched against better players and you stay at your mmr. Forever.
that's a pretty big climb, dude. good fucking luck
just play anyone you like, because that's what matters in the long haul. if you like a hero you'll make it work, but remember winrate also means something at 5k+
2.5k. Lots of custom games, bot games, plus I never felt I was good enough to play ranked until I watched all of the total garbage that pops up even in 5k+ games. I'm also EE levels of tryhard.
Actually ee does go outside because he used to suffer from vitamin D defenciancy, so now he goes outside and doesn't have it anymore. Also remember the fan meetup he did near some anime con and another one in Akihabara?
>>only playing 3 heroes
>Do you want to be an autistic hero mainer who's shit at the game if he doesn't get the hero he wants?
I have over 2000 RD matches. I am familiar with pretty much every hero.
I have the same plan as you and I'm going for Tidehunter or Undying or Abaddon offlane or Templar Assassin mid.
Tidehunter is pretty great now that there's that new jungle camp near the offlane. If you're Radiant or Dire you can stack that, then stack ancients.
I had about 28-30 minute Blink+Arcanes+Refresher, finished the game with that plus Pipe and Aghs even though we lost.
Does MKB outdamage butterfly? Assume you don't need neither the truestrike nor the evasion, so the only thing you care about is the damage.
Also is manta ever good on PA? Since silver edge isn't dispellable it seems like pretty much anything else would be better.
considering ive been against invoker constantly lately nyxnyx may be worth it. Feels good hitting him with 1k mana burns
>this is what 3kers actually believe
top fucking kek then why arent you 7k then you fucking shitter
basically every pub game determines your hidden mmr
so if in your pub games you play with x mmr players, calibrating matches will refine that and place you in a more accurate bracket based off of how well you did. your calibration matches wont drastically change anything. i won 8/10 of mine and still ended up sub 2k lel
played 300 games
>oh wow look at this, i can play ranked, sweet!
>oh no not this pub tier 5 man carry shit, let's pick support
do 0 tower damage, do little hero damage, in the end the algorithm that takes this into account for calculating mmr and voila. theres your free trench ticket
im also shit at the game
Most pros will calibrate into 5k and then rape every game until they reach their true mmr, which would be around 7k.
There's a video of moon calibrating into 5.1k and then winning 10 games in a row because he's just that much better than everyone else.
i will be setting up a twitch stream of my sub 2k mmr games so that everyone can see i am actually a good player and i am not able to climb because team booga
i'll be updating shortly
>that little soft lower-belly below her navel and above her pubic area
this is the best part of a woman's body.
valve has some artists who have done some serious fuckin in their life.
>>127380557 dota's pro scene is so unstable due to the RNG and other flawed game design that previous results don't tell as much about a team's skill level as they do in CSGO where they just autoinvite the top8 from previous major
>Me pudge mid against invoker :)
>CK why aren't you going in 2v5 to save me XD lol
>teammate picks naga
>he hogs all the farm, does nothing with it
>we have no map control because this dumbass naga doesn't split his illusions
>get flamed even though gave him space to farm for 40 minutes against a subpar enemy late game
>hes fucking 5k mmr
its mind boggling that you can spam some heroes, play them extremely poorly and still be 5k. i mean, im not surprised, just fucking CURIOUS how someone who sucks dick at a hero can have any fun playing 70 minute games with a crutch hero rather than sweeping 30 minute games on QoP
>2 matches where nothing happens and both teams just split push until everyone is fat to end the game in one fight
Am I even awake?
feels like I'm sleeping and I can't move
You should do this:
>Queue up for a game
>Put your icon on the jungle
>Type to your allies "me jungle"
>When they whine about it, select LC
>After there's another hero picked, paste into the console that you've disconnected, then a few seconds later that you've abandoned
>Your teammates will be so relieved that they won't notice that you just typed it
>They abandon the game, lose mmr, and you're free to repeat it
I'm just going to do this over and over again, it's much better than playing with these random fucks.
>why do you hide all your other stats and your profile?
Because they're not relevant for said post. With the snipping tool you just instantly crop out the important part.
No point in making an image bigger than it needs to be.
This what a real nigga pentagram look like
I just hit 40 MMR.
Should I quit doto at this point?
They either have good mechanics or good knowledge, but lack the consistency to perform and either knowing why you're losing and doing nothing about it, or getting counterpicked, but you "won mid' makes people tilt easy as fuck
>iron talon and madness void
>iron talon clockwerk
>vlads crimson guard natures prophet
>shadow blade witch doctor
>shadow blade and midas natures prophet
>no items brewmaster
>iron talon again on clockwerk
>iron talon slark
>iron talon double gloves midas tranquils silencer
>iron talon ever
those shit builds and those shit hero picks dude wtf are you thinking
If you want to get better play the same hero again and again.
If not then play unranked. Despite what everyone says your bracket is always the bracket that suits you. If you went somewhere else you lose most of the time and feel out of place
btw here's how i'm doing since the boost in solo ranked
I dropped all my items and fed in the dp game for like 13 deaths and we still won
intentional feed rate approaching 25% in ranked is probably something I need to work on. Once you get to 3.5k nobody will listen to anything and everyone thinks they're 6k.
>pugna goes 0-9
>tells me what to do
what possesses someone to think they can open their mouth to another player after picking a bad hero for the game and going fucking OH AND NINE?
it depends on the game. you can harass some carries to death like spectre with thunder strike and make their lane impossible. in most cases it's better to max glimpse because with 1800 range it is among the most broken spells in the game
disruptor really needs help, he can't get any farm at all, even last hitting with him is really difficult due to his shitty animation and damage. he's too starved for mana, has too low hp, and should be a 320 move speed hero.
no, i have a 68% win rate in high skill ranked in the past 12 months. The booster is responsible for that, he didn't lose many games.
After getting more comfortable playing at 3.5k, though, I can honestly say I am 4k. The amount of people at 3.5k who are below me in terms of builds, mechanics, and general knowledge is like 80%. I do encounter good players but it's rare and they are usually autistic mainers.
you told me i was dunning kruger when i said i wasn't 2.5k. then i gained 500 mmr and paid for 500 more and i still win 50%. Funny, isn't it?
the argument has been put in the dirt by the fact that I have a 50% win rate at 3.5k and that includes games where I fed away winnable games to spite my awful teammates.
3.5k players don't have my mechanics, game knowledge, judgment, or intuition. it's just a fact.
>tfw play offlane lc with visage or swm as lane buddy
don't ever chase, don't ever try to "save" anyone
those are the #1 and #2 things that result in feeding by bad players. At 2k everyone ALWAYS chases. they will chase bristleback every time without fail because he's on slightly low hp. they will chase while enigma, sand king, legion, tide or anyone else are missing.
trying to "save" someone almost always results in you feeding on top of their death. go farm.
4 more games and I will have lost 1000 MMR in 3 days
>if you were half as good as you think you are you would be way over 3.5k
I am going to boost to 4k now and i will continue to win roughly 50%. Problem?
I want to be able to play support heroes and you cannot gain mmr with them. the farming roles go to people who itemize incorrectly and feed. so yes it is the team.
>don't save someone chasing huskar, bristle, or full mana shaman/WD
>"wow no help report anon"
you can't actually "play" dota below like 3.5k, 4k minimum
it's just retards running around hitting buttons
>my game yesterday
>GUYS LETS SMOKE
>they walk to a spot that would naturally be warded and smoke under it
>pingpingping get back! get back! get back!
>try to walk up the stairs into radiant jungle despite our team starting to appear visible
maybe 4.5k will be better.
So I'm pretty new to Dota and in my most recent match I randomed Meepo
can I offically call myslef GOAT now or not??!2!"
ps drew a dick for you guys cuz as far as I can tell everyone on /d2g/ is a raging homosexual
>uh, am I the booga one here or are the majority of disrupter players retarded?
Yes they are. You should always max Glimpse first. It is the very reason you pick the hero, his best skill and the skill that gets you kills.
It also scales the best while being the most shit with few points into it.
Seriously, Glimpse kept at rank 1 has
>600 range, 60s cd
It's fucking dogshit.
Mean while at rank 4 it has
>1800 range, 18s cd
But no let's max his DoT instead, since obviously Disruptor is all about that 400 damage from DoT.
Most people are garbage at this game and it shows when you look at Dotabuff.
>you cannot gain mmr with them
are you fucking retarded? playing support is the absolute best way to gain mmr in the upper half 3k bracket, it was the easiest climb of my life
if you actually know what you're doing though, but i watched 2 of your games already and you clearly have no idea
go ahead and pay for another boost though, if losing at 4k bracket actually makes you stop posting then i'll be glad, and so will be all of /d2g/ i guess
he's in the top .0000001% of all dota players. I'm not. outliers are irrelevant
>if michael jordan could have his career u could too u just have to try
he also mains broken-ass shit like chen that, even when he was weak, pubs simply can't deal with.
>is it to hide the fact that you're a shitter and your opinion means jac kshit?
What would revealing the entire pie do? I couldn't care less about what you think, so unless there is something you want to discuss do so, otherwise don't waste my time on juvenile irrelevant drivel.
it's as easy as picking tusk or pudge and roam around the map getting kills, if you actually were superior to the other players and you deserved to be higher then you'd realize what you need to do to climb
>it's as easy as picking tusk or pudge
which i don't do. I pick support heroes and different ones almost every time. caring about mmr is caring about mmr. If I want more mmr I will buy it. simple as that.
All I ever cared about was playing good dota, not the number attached to the idea.
at 3.5k I have a better hero pool than many of you here who are 5k+ (lol) do.
>hoping its more fun that league of legends
You're better off playing a proper game that is genuinelly good instead of these MOBAs.
Besides if you just wanted to have fun playing something MOBA:ish then you just play something like Awesomenauts.
for some reason when i think of lil, all I can remember is his dis raptor being great
What's a good support pool for low MMR climbing?
But a roaming tusk looking for pickoffs IS a support anon. You aren't taking any lane farm, you are, in fact, generating it for your team by feeding them kills with little to no investment from them. "Support" does not mean "guy who sits in lane and doesn't take last hits then builds a 25 minute mek", its the guy who takes the least amount of lane farm and xp in the early stages of the game, spends his money on team items, and goes where he can do the most work at any stage of the game.
A CM that literally never enters lane except to gank for the first 10 minutes is still a support.
because people don't go treads hotd blink heart like i told them to
you can get those items in 20 minutes if camps are stacked for you
once you get the items you end the game right there, you cannot be killed and will kill everyone that tries
people make the mistake of letting other team get items, sven has a window
Since we seem to be posting sets.
I got this set back when I first started. It's my only full set since I don't spend money on this game. Is it gud?
What's the best CK set?
I would trade, but none of my items are tradeable apparently.
I kinda want an Omni set.
Why is this game so bad compared to fun games that are made by Nintendo?
Is it because Americans can only make games that are full of toxicity and negativity that drain the life out of you?
Dota is such a shit game.
2 hours in and the bot now lanes masterfully, knowing exactly which attacks will aggro creeps, as well as perfect cs ability. He can't do anything else though. Working on getting roaming and mine behavior implemented shortly. Post-laning behavior will come after that.
>because people don't go treads hotd blink heart like i told them to
That does jack shit because without bkb he will be disabled forever and with bkb enemies will just use force staff, ghost, glimmer or any bkb piercing disable (which there are tons).
He needs too much farm to actually do shit and then he will still get kited.
I honestly find warding fun. Its so voyeuristic. Last CM game I got so rich I blocked every single jungle camp on the other side of the river so that I could watch their competing farm vacuums wander around looking for gold.
I can be pretty bland with the sets I make, I just pick stuff that looks nice 95% of the time
nope. you just run up and hit towers. being hit by stuns and stuff is irrelevant because you have too much hp and damage to approach. your team has stuns and disables too. they can force staff all they want, then you just take the rax and ancient.
try it. your timing should be 24 minutes max.
Sometimes you do need to babysit though. The mark of a good support is getting everything in place so that the carry doesn't need constant attention though, the problem is with bads who think that the only thing support needs to do is sit behind carry and use shallow grave as soon as a fight breaks out.
I can't believe he actually lowered the manacost of poison touch the absolute madman.
>tfw have to stay up all night because theres no food and i cant fall asleep hungry so have to wait for the store to open at 8am.
I hope Zai stays on :3
I got that set 7.99 set in the bottom right on a winter sale 2 years ago. Wouldve been way cheaper if I just bought the pieces off market like I do everything nowadays. Its a pretty good set I think. I think pretty much all the CK sets are bad though because nobody is changing his platemail and legs up like they do with DK, and his overall shitty texture quality. Makes the good stuff look akward on him. Wouldnt mind a remodel for him in the future.
This post is so american it hurts my eyes
this is how I play the game normally in 800x600 I upped it to 1200x720 for the screenshot. pls follow my patreon and support me thx
Sven is a shitty hero. I have gotten countless monster games as Sven, but that doesn't change the fact that the hero is weak.
The hero isn't played for a reason and when he was in competetive he 99% of the time failed.
I think Jugg looks fine enough until I decide to maybe mix it up in the future. Was gonna do a half and half set of Sven with two pretty aesthetically similar carved stone-based sets, but the slight off tint and weird texture overlapping was getting to me so I just committed to the current one entirely.
Im happy with Abaddon though, he looks cool. Not paying a few dollars for that legendary sword for the set though, it doesnt even look as nice as the one I have with it now.
>huge right click
>massive burst damage
>pushes incredibly fast
>multiple aoe disables
>better version of skeleton walk
>one of the strongest heroes in lane in the game
>also one of the strongest mid game heroes in the game
>also one of the strongest late game heroes in the game
>we will have to deal with this bullshit for an entire 6-8 months
Straight outta WoW
>so rich that you can take your own private plane to visit your enemies
>light them the fuck up with your arsenal of a laser, missiles, and a glock
>always commit suicide like hitler so your enemies don't get the pleasure of killing you
tinker is the most gangsta hero to ever exist
There is no way to make this hero not look like shit.
I got to watch an ancientstealer completely baffle my lion support last game. Shit was pretty funny. So at the very least he's entertaining. It could be worse, shit and boring is way worse than shit and quality hijinks material.
>Chen was my most played and favorite hero for years
>Puppen was my hero
>Bought the puppey chen set
>Puppey quit Chen and Naver
Is this the first F2P game where BRs aren't a problem and actually stay in their own servers? I've never seen a BR on US servers while there's tons of beaners using their beanspeak there and even Russians sometimes. Beaners and Slavshits should follow their example.
Dispels remove him. He wont want to stay in there if you tp to fountain.
It honestly wouldn't make him amazing except against retards, but it would make him slightly more viable.
Im so tired
so fucking tired of seeing invoker
So fucking sick of tornado emp
when will this cancer get removed from the game
So goddamn tired of seeing that fucker run around the map with hasted smoke then orchid our warding support
please icefrog, do something
Reminder that as of 213 hours ago we are living in the Pudge Meta
Warning: Bringing up lore
What if his ult, either as the base or through aghs, allowed Lifestealer to infest an enemy hero for a short duration and (maybe 2.75/3.5/4.25 seconds) and turn them against their teammates. He wouldnt be able to use items or ults, so basically a shitty but maybe built-in Morphling Aghs.
The reason being the wizard who tried to mind control him and drive him mad could still have some semblance of power in Lifestealer, who could jump in someone and share the madness, gaining control over them.
If we're coming up with bullshit ideas then damnit we could at least use their random lore to back it up.
Is 1/4/1 the official CK early skill build now?
Seems kinda weird. Honestly I'm ok with infest being weird and gimmicky if his other skills worked, but they just kinda don't. He just has too much trouble killing people. His main source of damage does less damage the lower hp your enemy is, does that sound right to you?
I mean, we're more likely to get infest buffs ut realistically he needs more than that.
>there are STILL people going bloodstone instead of octarine core on DP
>there are people who don't think aether lens is core on her
>its 2016 and theres still people in THIS very thread who unironically play AP
>what can you actually do when squishy gankable hero has an obscenely high networth
uhh...maybe don't let him get travels + necro 3 + rapier?
What if Feast got reworked to have an active that would basically be old Ursa's ult in a lessened effect. Or maybe just build it in as the passive too? Give him a reason to stay high health if his damage depends on it. He's a strength hero who's main issue is actually taking damage so maybe he could have a reason to beef up now.
Lowering his ult's cd might also help him farm more, but with the jungle changes that might not even help him.
Ok, hang on, got a madman idea. What if rage was toggleable, but you were unable to use items while it was on and blocked effects from allies. Madman rating?
anon pls explain your reasoning more clearly, why not max the most damage efficient spell you have that you can use to harass that only costs 50 mana on CK's terrible mana pool
Why hasn't anyone made a Dota 2 VN yet?
Why is this cosmetic so fucking expensive