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Don't give up, Anon. You might break even yet.
Fucking god awful but I tried drawing the thing on Gasol's showcase.
WHY DOESN'T VALVE JUST ADD THE COLLECTIONS NAME TO ITEM DESCRIPTIONS IN BROWSER
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO LOOK AT THE ITEM NOT AT A LONG ASS LIST OF WEAPONS THE CASES HAVE
MrPaladin is really popular for some reason. I have no idea why, I actually played a pub with him and he was a complete dickhead who wouldn't stop starting drama with some who.
i just got a spy contract
never played it so got kinda angry
my first life i got a medic to run after me up the stairs
i tried to trickstab him but was too slow
but the medic kept on running into the wall so i stabbed him the normal way
just wanted to share an epic story
If someone wants this thing minus the paint for like 10 bucks on the market speak up.
I would definitely a anyone else though.
Because Heavy can easily be depicted as a Russian bara bear and it isn't exactly wrong. I don't think a fat guy could easily carry a gun that weighs one hundred fifty kilograms.
Because Pyro has the mentality of a five-year-old.
This is a meme image, but its not incorrect. Heavy may have a guy, but its really because of how strong he is. Actually strong men have guts due to how much meat and milk they drink + their torso being muscly underneath
>got a really good skin from a contract
>tried to sell it after seeing it was very expensive on the market
>in an hour it was undercut by a dollar
>this morning the lowest was 4 dollars more than the least expensive version
Why do people do this? I can understand a penny but why cut yourself so much money when you could get more if it was all the same price?
Nice arrows, but that reminds me:
Why the fuck have they buffed the xbow multiple times when it's already the only primary used by any med with a brain while leaving the syringe guns in their shitty state?
>b-but muh DPS
Yes, tell me how good the syringe gun's DPS is when you lose literally 99% of all battles every time you try and use it if youre going up against anyone outside of a pub. You would have done more damage to begin with had you used xbow + melee and might have even won the fight. And no, don't make this about me either, you know the gun is bad.
Seriously, it bugs me how they decide to take the Nailgun/Plasma Gun and turn it into the most garbage weapon ever. It's almost insulting to the origins of the game t bh.
Who would subject themselves to that?
I can never last more than 30 seconds before I get headshot or backstabbed or any other class comes over and just shoots me to death
I only ever play pub but was wondering if Im good enough for comp play yet.
This is a problem I have also
I like playing Heavy but everything he does is so slow, from moving to shooting. If his gun spun up faster I can see the class having more survivability and I think thats why Heavy was originally given a shotgun. Shotgun for quick one on ones and Minigun for when you need to hunker down and kill a group or lead a push.
However, since nearly everyone would rather have a full, recharging health pack than a shotgun, theres not much a Heavy can do to defend himself outside of commiting to going even slower. This leads to him being headshot and backstabbed a lot easier than every other class. Even spinning around and catching a spy or spotting a sniper doesnt help when you cant shoot at them.
How do you survive as heavy?
csgo hasn't been out for 9 years and doesnt have as much content (as in game files, items, etc)
however it did build itself up as a competitive game so valve didnt decide to do things like constant particle effects for profit
Can someone validate if this is a pub stomp. I came in near the end of the first round.
>After the 8th one they just dry the fuck up
Is there a weekly refresh or did something go wrong?
kek is that a real word or did you just make that up. also 8 medics can't save you from a full charge headshot or a backstab I guess you could continuously chain ubers on the heavy but what will it take like 2 minutes for each one to charge
>mm is "near"
>source is still an unoptimized piece of TRASH
>there will never be an option to disable unusual effects when playing comp pubs
21:43:13 <better_neppie> I wonder if "cosmo" will show up this eyar in his tranny dress
21:43:33 <meteorite> edgy
21:43:43 <better_neppie> what is edgy about that
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I'm selling a strange shotgun on the market that makes your eyeholes glow like lightning when you shoot enough people for a modest price
do i look like a nargacuga yet?
>Came here a year ago arguing how Sniper was the ultimate class
>"Nuh-uh! It's Scout!"
>All these people with Sniper as husbando
>Sniper gets as much heal priority as Demoman or Heavy now
>Demoman or Medic is, Sniper is technically the best but you have to land every shot (guess how often that happens)
>Still happening, still idiotic
>In HL because overheal blocks the other Sniper from a OHKO
What's the fastest/easiest way to get a genuine (tournament) medal? Any easy as fuck tournament I can sign up to or something?
You should buy The Binding of Isaac. Its pretty good. Rebirth is objectively better, and also not a literal flash game. The expansion, Afterbirth, is arguably not worth its price. I would say its worth half of its price.
i played a pug against people who were better than me
it was hard but i cant really tell why it was hard
like obviously it was harder since they were better, but there were no things that they did that i wouldnt do, nor did they do them better
it was just harder and i did worse
Valve said November and the stream this month showed it didn't even work at a basic level (they had to add 4v4 because they couldn't get 6v6 running).
It's not going to fix anything, and in fact might make it worse, because what we saw was a system where you didn't queue by class, but rather it dumped you in a lobby and expected to fight over who has to play Medic.
Also no weapon/class restrictions, not even pick/ban.
4 Demomen, 2 Medics every game, possibly a Shortstop/CaC Scout offclass every one in a while.
>no queue by class
but that means i will be stuck in bottom tier elo just because of my dumb team mates who think they are the best at fragging and their skills are wasted healing (btw i am the best at fragging and my skills are wasted playing a healer)
i am a top fragger!!!!
its because of my team picking pyro before me that i cant get out of bottom tier.. they dont even frag as pyro, they just protect the combo and engineer from spy and rocket spam
what an idiots
>Simply in charge of not falling out of the sky
I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING GAME EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO THERES SOME FUCKING RETARD SOLDIER 6S FUCKING FAGGOT SPAMMING THE GROUND OR SOME GOD FUCKING DAMN FURRY PYRO RETARD PRESSING M1 AND I KEEP FUCKING GETTING KILLED EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO IM ALWAYS THE ONE ON THE FUCKING TEAM WHERE IM THE ONLY ONE PLAYING AND EVERY ONE IT FUCKING IDLE OR JERKING OFF OR SOME SHIT. I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME WHY HAVE I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY AND TIME IN THIS GAME WHEN I CANT FUCKING HAVE FUN ANYMORE IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF FUCK TF2 AND FUCK EVERYONE THAT FUCKING PLAYS IT IM SO FUCKING DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No! I just love butts. In fact I could say that I'm a butts kind of person. You two probably have butts in the top 5% of butts and it would be a shame to squander them away.
>You two probably have butts in the top 5% of butts and it would be a shame to squander them away.
>tfw i think i have a nice butt but i am insecure so i haven't shown anyone it in its glory
its an unlockable watch, the dead ringer, instead of toggling invisibility like with the invis watch, you take reduced damage on the next incoming damage, go invisible, gain a speed boost, and drop a fake body
it used to be broken, but now its kind of allright, id recommend learning the invis watch, relying on the dead ringer is something I regret doing
most stock weapons are the best option for most classes, the unlocks just offer different play styles or help you get the upperhand in rare scenarios
you can get at least 3 free ones per class by reaching achievement milestones. and you can swap ones from the weekly drops for weapons that you want at scrap.tf
cosmetics are a bit harder to get, but just play a couple of weeks and you should have enough weapons to craft into enough metal to trade for a hat
id recommend just dropping 2.49 on a key, and sell that key for metal, and youll have enough to get some hats if you want
but overall, just read the wiki to learn what guns do, and dont buy hats/taunts/guns from the in game store
The demolition person is fair and balanced. His explosives are high damage. You cry when he pulls out his sword. Even the demolition guys secondary weapon is a primary weapon.
So do I keep the Cute Suit I just crafted or sell it? Its pretty gosh darn cute.
dont use quickplay, use the find server window
there should be several check boxes with options, one of witch is "has no bots"
I recommend checking the "no bots" option along with the "server not empty" option
>Decide to try the new Panic Attack
>Join a Landfall server
>Instantly set on by a Scout
>2 unusuals and an unusual scatter
>Panic Attack is still useless so he kills me
>Scout "lol someone went rage heavy what a fucking noob"
>Get out my normal shotgun
>Easily blast him out of the sky
>Scout: "lol lucky kill rage heavys dont work f2p noob"
>Keep killing him
>At this point the rest of my team have blocked them into their spawn area because my distraction has let them set up sentries
>Scout cant get past sentries
>Scout:"nice job retard team ruining the fun for everyone fucking f2ps"
Why are Scunt mains such salty bitches?
>scunts are this full of themselves
>get caught in sure death situation
>invisibility, damage reduction and speed boost at the cost of like 15 health
>able to survive headshots
dead ringer is fair guys I swear! having a guaranteed escape plan when I fuck up and get caught is fair! not a crutch item!
>watch meant to let you fake your own death to trick the enemy
>lets you survive hits that would otherwise have killed you
gee im so fucking suprised
>implying you'd have even been in that 'sure death' situation if you had reliable invisity
when tf2 mathcmaking comes out I want to get a good rank before ranks inflate by autistically maining demo and medic
now, I thought ranked matchmaking is gonna me like lobbies where everyone is super srs but then I realized that won't be the case, since matchmaking will be available to everyone and there will be a lot of gbus spies and heavies
I'm not a gud player, I only played pubs in my life. Should I go play on tf2lobby for a lil bit?
no need you can just get good by learning to pub stomp
Dont go to the lobby. They ban the fun weapons like the beggars crutch. Not sure if the air strike is still banned.
Just get this good and youre fine >>127375852
Anyone wants this thing for a decent price?
I disable cosmetics anyway and i never play heavy
cool stuff for trade!!!
>"he" mains demoman
>"he" mains scout
>"he" mains spy
might as well say you main easy mode at that point.
some classes have lower skill ceilings than other classes
it isn't very hard to understand
>"he" believes heavy and pyro have higher skill ceilings than demoman and scout because someone meatshotted "him" and taunted and "he" cant accept that other people might just be better at video games and probably talks shit about "sticky spammers" for regularly outsmarting "him"
It's a tf2g mumble, made by me, sops.
No one is forcing any kind of circle jerk, its free for anyone to use at anytime.
i want to die AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i deleted mine when i was f2p to make space in my inventory for weapons.
>trying non-phlog pyro for the first time since the update
>stock + flare because it doesn't get enough love
>actually learn to lead targets at long range instead of airblast + hit immobile target
>hit the longest doubleflare in the history of the universe in 2 spots you have to jump to see the target
>forgot i uninstalled prec
Can hit bodyshots, close range headshot are basically one each blue moon, no flamethrower for quick close range damage, have to be slow as molasses while i charge shot.
Then the worst offender
huntsman reload animation doesn't represent when the shot is actually ready
Wrecked some shit as stock sniper tho
because the direct hit has damage falloff
because the soldier doesn't have a second primary weapon
This is the lamest contract i have seen
they really gave up
>My penis always bumps up against the inside
>One of the dances the skeletons does in the effect "Death By Disco" is a reference to the battle stance of Papyrus, a character in Undertale.
its from a cartoon from like 1940 what the fuckkkkkk
>The effects named "It's a mystery to everyone" and "It's a puzzle to me" are references to a long-running meme featuring a pixelated ghost with the caption "it is a mystery". The effect itself has a ghost orbiting around.
its just a something awful emote tf2 wiki is full of retards omfg
>paying any attention at all to the trivia sections
All of the worst edits by stupid new users always go to those sections, and the regular editors can't always keep up with all of them. Same with the bugs sections, they don't get cleaned up very often either.
why is /jp/ just generals and image dumps?
the image dumps were fine when there were also fun threads because they had fun in them also but now i feel like they should just be moved to /c/
>calling other browsers retarded
or is it the start page
i dont know
this is what i see when i open furryfox
That's why they collect all that info. They're building a profile of you so they can more accurately try and sell you shit. They sell that info to other companies so they can do the same.
Because "L337 PR0S" need all the frames they can get, not rendering corpses improves their ping by 500%. Never mind that he still has the viewmodels on.
Also, sometimes Demos can be really tricky by hiding sticky traps under corpses.
does my page look cool yet
i only put viewmodels on to record things lol
i play with them off
and stock vmodels are far worse when you can't see shit on the right side of your screen
Why do people go into trade servers and not trade? It seems like half of the people in there are just there to spam the mic.
why would i browse s*x toys or be drunk
do i look like a degenerate to you
i stole a can of beer from dad once but drinking it didnt make me feel any different
Look, when you play heavy you should never stay alone. Go to the crowd of your teammates or travel around map with medic. Spy or sniper should kill medic first and your guys will simply protect you and making you not good tagret for spy. When you are forced to go alone, usually from spawn to capture point pick schotgun or meele weapon and be aware of spys. Look behind every few seconds. To avoid snipers, you shouldn't head open spaces, and the best way to do it is using teleporter. If your team is not retarded you should have one, if not play engineer