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All-Out of memes edition

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>>127086510

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/t9Af7NJY

Future:
>Spring: Citadel expansion & cap rebalance release
>Spring: Amarr Championship finals: Tash-Murkon (Kelon Darklight) vs Kor-Azor (Lysus)

Past:
>Dec 10: Shekel Madness 2: Electric Boogaloo is a bit lackluster; eagerly anticipating loot table changes
>Dec 08: Grids are now 8000km wtf, pos / station / gates sharing grids
>Dec 08: FROSTLINE IS HERE http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/operation-frostline/
>Nov 26: Fozzie confirms OGB removal in ~1 month (after Frostline)
>Nov 25: shitposting about goons reaching critical levels community-wide
>Nov 23: Leak of possible Frostline rewards on Sisi imgur.com/gallery/zQ7ED/new
>Nov 20: overview of FROSTLINE EXPANSION (new event, ships, balancing, visuals): http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/operation-frostline-and-holidays-in-eve-online-an-update-from-ccp-seagull/
>Nov 19: Dropbears are all out of All-Out's hole
>Nov 18: MITTENS & CO GET RUSED THE FUCK OUT BY PH, AUTZ BEST TZ
>Nov 17: Command Dessie feedback thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6171886#post6171886
>Nov 05: Manny kicked from CSM (leaks?)
>Oct 25: http://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/reworking-capital-ships-and-thus-it-begins/
>Oct 15: SP trading concept presented
>Aug 13: Citadel FAQ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mEbMx9xUXje3KH4AppvcjSSoALUVtVEaK6ZZ-zy2Lrs/edit#
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
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>Caldari
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>gallente
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why does the socket keep closing so much today
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>>127352783
because you fly amarr
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>amarr
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>I'm a elite slicer pvper check my videos
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ded game
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Are repid lights and below the only usable launchers in pvp?
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>>127358330
no, but since most of the stuff in EVE is small they are the most used.
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>>127358330

Depends. Do you have a bonus'd paint in your gang?

Yes -> heavies are great for alpha from a kite ship.
No. -> lol what are you doing. Get a newbro in a 5mn dual overdrive vigil
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>not gallente
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>>127358330
depends, are you complete fucking shit at pvp?

if yes, you should stick to lights and rapids
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>>127358330
Kind of, they're the only good missile system that hits the size of ships they were meant for good.

IIRC, HAM's despite being a cruiser platform have the hardest time hitting other cruisers because they have poor explosion radius and explosion velocity, HML's are a little better but do literally jack shit DPS
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>>127360526
The same goes with torps, unless its Torpedos from a Stealth Bomber, Torps in general have great DPS but such little of it actually gets applied to another ship that your DPS goes straight to hell, also they have extremely short range for some reason, a stealth bomber's torps can get out to 50+ IIRC but a battleship torpedo barely touches 30km. Most battleships that use missiles stop at cruiser missiles because cruise missiles hit really good and do good DPS as well, Rapid heavies are a new thing but only for battleships that need to shit on cruisers
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>>127361242
was this another snuff v goon fight?
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>>127361329
no
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0 names my new vendi
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>>127364675
Niggers
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>>127364675
Xx666xX
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>>127364675
>don't blob me bro
>https://zkillboard.com/kill/51139063/
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>>127364675
Girl From Ipanema
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>>127364675
Join All-Out
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>>127364675
127365000
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Where the roleplayan at?

Hard mode: not CVA
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>>127364675
Thread Killer
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>faction ships
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>>127364675
Dror Was Right
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>elite t1 frigate pvp
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>>127364675
Implying I PvP
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>>127364675
Stay Hydrated

>>127365250
Join Tengoo (seriously)
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>>127364675
Nootkin is handsome
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>>127365620
true words and deserving of winrar
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>>127365517
I don't want to leave my current corp, are there any public channel type things?
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>>127365620
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>>127366045
what kind of super meme fit is that?
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>>127366130
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>>127366130
Thats not a "meme fit" what the fuck does that even mean anyway? its a pretty standard vindi fit
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>>127367726
ok memelord
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>>127367814
>see some fit
>WOW WHAT A MAYMAY FIT
>what the fuck does that even mean?
>LEL MEMELORDE
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>>127368182
just say you're not his memelord, memebro, and be done with it
it wasn't a serious critique
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>>127368182
>being this mad at memes
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>>127368182
well someone is defensive, did reddit laugh at your fit?
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>join tengoo
wew lad
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>>127366012
you could roleplay in /v/ bros as a ganker and irritate benji
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>>127368890
>>127368795
>>127368561
You guys call anything a meme
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>>127369415
life IS memes, princess
anyone who says otherwise is selling something
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>amarr
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>>127374865
Why are you posting winmatarr then?
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>attack battlecruisers
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>>127371794
fuck off Wesley
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>>127369073
there can only be one
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someone buy my nyx wake me up inside
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>>127375637
I'll give you 5bil
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>haha time to run sites
>combat
>combat
>no sites detected
>combat
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>>127375637
a real family man
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cynabal XDD
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>that site that won't fucking scan
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WHAT'S UP FUCK ASS BOYS.
Y'all thought a nigga was done?

HAHAHAHA we just motha fucking getting started. Already got like 5 ships, took today off work so I could focus on embarrassing you fucking cucks at this game. Literally, I have to be within the top 10 players to ever grace this game with my presence. You should all be blinded by my fucking glory.

You see my new ship? Yeah, I spent about 45 minutes building it from Lego's last night. I'm a pretty big deal.

#teamGETMONEY
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>>127379721
epic
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>yfw they put a trip for easier post hiding
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>>127379721
I like this post.
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>>127378402
>>127378409
>>127379721
>>127380036
>>127381347
>>127381538
>>127375415
>>127375637
>>127374991
>>127374865
>>127371794
>>127369415
>>127369073
>>127368890
>>127368795
>>127366259
>>127366045
>>127366130

hello friendsw and welcome to DOUBLE UP ISK
im very rich alt character from live in wormhole im have 62 bill ISK and now i am give out to the COMMUNITY
send me much ISK as u want and i will double it up dont send me my money back then i will keep it ok its real have fun everyone :)
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>>127381347
>1956 + 60
>Hiding posts
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>>127378409
>>>citadels
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Could anyone in/out of Lazerhawks tell me what they're like to play with?
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>>127384667
p sure if Tim was in lzhx he'd be considered old
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>Amarr
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>johnny meme has been killed and a bounty of the sum of 79,216 ISK been claimed.
>Khamsi Reyes has been killed and a bounty of the sum of 67,789 ISK been claimed.
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>>127389303
You seem to have a weird obsession with me
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>>127392117
But then again who wouldnt obsess over johnny meme
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>whining about ECM
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>whining about whining about ECM
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>tishu
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guys i miss admiral sodapressed
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>>127400232
Literally who?
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r8 me pp
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Does anyone else hope their courier contract gets popped and they just collect collateral? If my shipment arrives to Jita, it will drive the prices of the product lower, but if it gets popped, everyone but the trucker wins.
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>he dosn't own his own JF
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>>127410124
Sounds like you're doing something wrong then.
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>Amarr
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>>127411172
>wanting to own the most vulnerable ship in the game
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>ignoring that dank utility so you can meme
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Brave newbies VS eve uni who is the better corp for beginners?
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>>127424951
All-out
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>>127424951
join brave :^)
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how many cocks do you think johnny meme can grip n sip at once
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>>127427664
Thats pretty fucking gay to think about dude. Leave me alone creep.
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GUYZ THE GAME ISNT WORKING ANYMORE "UNKNOWN" SERVER
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I bet if he tried real hard like six, big black dicks
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>>127427850
It's called downtime
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>realize I'm probably not getting into All-Out since I don't really know anyone yet and I'm pretty new
>join some open-recruitment pvp corp
>everyones using emoticons and posting really shitty reddit memes, that or talking about normie shit
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>>127430059
allout begged me to join but i declined so you should be fine
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>>127430059
>>everyones using emoticons

>uses kawaii reaction images
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>>127430059
All-Out accepts everyone. Even squids.
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>get my second officer drop
>lose it while transporting it to Jita because I forgot we were at war
>corp hasn't seen it yet

CEO'S GONNA FREAK
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>>127430575

>loses officer module
>more worried about killboards/CEO impressions than the actual value of the item

Nullcucks, ladies and gentlemen
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>>127364675
irapekids
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>>127430575
man up, link killmail
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>>127431157
Not now, I'm moving all my assets out so they don't haze me.
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>>127431318
If your corp kicks you for something like that it must be pretty shitty
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>>127430059
nigga who do you think all-out is for
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>>127430213
i don't know about beg, but i'm telling you

Join All-Out
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>>127432581
>telling meming john to join all-out
no thank you
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>>127433812
Implying i would join anyway. Stay mad kid.
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/51151269/

OP SUCESS. PRODEGY NEW FC FOUND.
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>>127437505
Don't shill urself senpai, it's bad taste.
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Assault Frigates are not bad for pve
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>pve
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>be 1337 Curse pilot
>enter a wh and see Svipul and Omen
>wow, better neut the svipul
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>>127441062
>implying you need to neut amarr ships
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>bioware
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>>127417459
I don't see how.

Shipment arrives: have to play some 0.01 isk wars in Jewta for a month, overall there is more product on the market so price will go down.

Shipment popped: I get money up front, time saved sitting in Jita doing 0.01 isk wars. The product never reaches market, keeping supply and prices stable.
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>>127410124
My collateral is always double my cargo's value, so of course.
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>Capital industry ( e.g chimera ) :

>Raw = 1 185 000 000
>Job cost = 135 000 000
>Sell = 1 150 000 000

>Profit = - 170 000 000
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>>127447151
>free minerals
>tradefags btfo
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>>127447151
>buing materials
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>>127447291
>free minerals
There is no such thing as free minerals.
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>>127410124
>Does anyone else hope their courier contract gets popped and they just collect collateral?
Only scum with no friends hope that.
I always hope the courier makes it since all my couriers are friends of mine.
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How to do that one shot everything with a drone exploit?
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>>127448782
reported :^)
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>>127448782
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>>127421317
ur dumb
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/51153903/
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>Thukker Large Shield Extender
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>he doesn't fly a sigtanking rokh
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/eog/, what would you fit to a solo dominix? would you use a meme tank?

and yes, I am aware of

>not armageddon
>not typhoon
>not hyperion
>solo pvp
>solo battleships
>battleships
>pvp
>eve online

etc.
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>>127447291
>>127447314
>Selling raw is better than transform it in a final product
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>>127449986
neuts, drones

>>127450021
>he didn't play with lego as a kid
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>>127450116
Actually I love building but I'm just trying to understand why ore are so expansive or why ships are so cheap
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I actually made a spreadsheet.
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>>127447870
What about when refining ore gives you more isk in minerals than the ore cost?
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>>127451114
Then you be a good jew and sell the minerals.
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>>127451459
The free minerals?
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>>127450021
I'll sell your boypussy raw.
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Anyone here know why Eve Mentat doesnt pick up certain item IDs? Anyone know how to add them manually to the program?
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>>127454160
consider updating the program / downloading a new copy in order to pick up items that have been introduced since your version was installed.

also consider using evernus instead because it is considerably superior and doesn't require using elinor as an external program nor does it need to run a webserver to check your orders.
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>>127454473
I think I tried that but I'll try again I guess
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>>127454521
>>127454473
Actually Eve Mentat was updated last in june 2014 so it doesnt even make a difference. It does list some of the new T3Ds tho, which is weird.
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>>127421317
>if is more vulnerable than a regular freighter
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>lowsec
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>>127458156
yeah pretty much
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>>127458156
>all the hubcaps fly off the left car
Minmitar?
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>>127458156
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>>127458707
Drones.
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are t2 heavy drones worth getting?
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>>127461917
Gecko>all
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>>127461917
instead of what

>>127461957
pve pls go
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tfw hauling
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>he doesn't pvp with geckos
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>people who argue with Reyni
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>>127449986
RLML+bulkheads
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>>127464075
the only missile launchers that fit on a dominix are festival launchers
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Coming back after a few years. Have a main with a broad and decent-to-good skillset apart from caps. Is there anything I could get involved with these days that could earn me 1-2 PLEX a month either semi-afk or with a relatively small time investment?

I used to keep two accounts afloat with station trading, but I see the price of PLEX has continued to rise so I'm not sure I could manage even one now. I'd be willing to throw my main into a full-fledged profit building activity even if it meant training up an alt for the random putzing around high, low and w-space I like to do.
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why is cloaky hunting so hard
i wapr my cyno prospect to aanomalyishka with 3 machariel
no machariel i nspot
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>>127462262
Don't forget to carry a plex through tama
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>>127464268
Please explain in English.
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>>127464268
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>>127464268
spasiba stalin boršč nět lol xD
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>>127464249
with about 6b worth of orders i was seeing enough profit in region trading to plex. keep plowing your profits back in and finding more things to trade and profit grows pretty fast from there.

keep in mind that's like, off the cuff numbers from two months ago. don't take it as gospel. right now i'm still coasting on sub and reinvesting; i'm up to 12b.
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I haven't shitposted in ages. Feels good.
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>shitposting
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Will NPCs target MTUs?
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>>127467068
>would CCP make the game in any way interesting for farmers?
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>>127465040
What does 'region trading' mean
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>>127365098
I got 35 mil SP and just applied.

What am I doing.
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>>127468361
get ready for some real memes to hit you right in the face
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>>127468312
Probably one of two things: set up region-wide (very low) buy orders and occasionally get it all hauled to a hub, profiting off of lazy people who can't be assed to haul stuff themselves, or comparing prices across region borders and profiting whenever a disparity shows up.

Both are pretty standard trading tactics.
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>>127468312
buying in one place, hauling (or having someone else haul) to another place, and selling
use eve central or eve marketdata to find trades
use a hauling service to move goods
use a buying alt to buy things
the less you have to do yourself the faster you make money

this is of course just one strategy; going into more markets is an excellent way to increase profits when you don't feel like investing more money or training more skills

>>127468361
making dogola proud
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>>127468696
Going into more (or just different) markets is also something I highly recommend to any traders just because parking yourself in Jita is a surefire way to get burnt out in no time, even without all the lag and bullshit that goes on in that system.

Other hubs, regions and strategies may be slower, but there's less competition, so you can do better with less skill, opportunities present themselves more clearly, and you may even wind up making MORE profit than if you operated exclusively in the biggest hubs.

Hell, some of the most successful traders operate exclusively by creating, manipulating and exploiting microhubs that form near fights, chokepoints and occupations. If someone's in the middle of a war, needs a tackle ship, and doesn't have one, they aren't going to look twice at what you're charging for a rifter and a scram if it's the only nearby option.
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>>127468361
get ready
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>removing SP is a good idea
https://zkillboard.com/kill/51159376/
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>Asssassin X
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>want to play EVE
>don't have anything super long to watch/do while I play it
I need to find something to keep me entertained while I play this game
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>>127473881
get m8s
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>>127473974
The chances of meeting people who play eve and are entertaining is tiny.
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>>127475224
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>>127475224
get eve m8s
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>completely awful pilot
>keep training spaceship command skills
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>>127475740
>join eve corp
>everyone is a passive introvert idling until the one guy who does shit logs in
>if you ever do shit yourself they whine about not being included
yeah no thanks
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>>127477227
you're one of the shit people aren't you
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>>127477227
>find corp
>corp only recruits content generators
>we're all m8s and visit each other
>been here two years now

k
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>>127477589
nigga pls there's no such thing as a corp of content creators. lemme guess is everyone a leader too.
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>>127479152
Yep
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>>127472841
yeah, more retards to frag in shitfits
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>>127479664
Sounds about as delusional as a hisec mining corp.
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>>127479902
Dont get discouraged and find the corp that fits you.
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join oruze
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>>127480379
except its referral only
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>introverted layabouts blaming introverted layabouts for their being introverted and lazy
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implying
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>>127480523
>people hate people who are like them
boy you are one dumb nigger
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>>127480463
how many dix members showed up in the recruitment channel after that danque lebbit post
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>>127481160
>Point out retards being retarded in a really stereotypical way and not realizing it
>dumb
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Should I tell him I gave him the isk so that he can logon using his plex hours to buy a plex and then laugh as his plex hours are suspended?
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>>127481542
you are saying a whole lot of nothing
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>>127482208
no
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>>127477589
>end up with no fodder
>too many cooks

try something outside of a wormhole with that attitude
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>>127481542
>mostly people hate people who are like them
>hurr why are people calling me dumb
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>>127482579
>try something outside of a wormhole with that attitude
jej
>fodder
>living in blobspace
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>introverted
>playing an mmo that is run by player corporations more than any other mmo

the fuck?
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>please join our comfy laid back mining corp. no microphone needed
wew laddie
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>>127482208
tell him deadpoo says hi
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Guys we are going to make a plex fundraiser to get Saronsen back in the game so we can shoot at him
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>Thinking about coming back to Eve
>Wanting to be super tight with money for the next few months, not sure I want to pay the subscription
>Keep going back and forth
>Find my old folder of Eve programs, check my assets
>I'd squirreled away two PLEX for just this sort of situation
Normally that guy's an asshole, but for once, thanks, past self!
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>3 weeks left on my 6 month subscription
>gotta up 3 accounts
>don't want to pay over 200 dollars to have all these accounts running
>hoping CCP gives me a subscription deal
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>>127484190
there was a special in here for me that let me get 3 months for $10 so you should check that out too

https://secure.eveonline.com/specials/#forms
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>>127484580
>https://secure.eveonline.com/specials/#forms
>no specials for today
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>>127484580
>$5 off a 1-month resub
Eh, better than nothing, I might be willing to go for that. Thanks, bro.
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>>127450295
buy/sell orders

the ship sell orderers are the ore buy orderers
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>>127485104
>implying anyone actually ever manufactures anything at all
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>>127484030
Why not give that plex to me instead?
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>>127485386
Do we like shooting at you?
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>>127485837
>Implying there's someone in Eve you wouldn't like to shoot at
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>>127486110
Actually yeah, but I my version of heaven is a small knife and Saronsens flabby body tied to a table
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did goons conquer lowsec yet?
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>>127486578

>autopiloted through low in an apotheosis for 30 minutes
>survived
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>>127486578
They came, got wrecked by snuffbox multiple times when snuff was outmatched 1:5 then crawled back to shittervill in cloudring

they couldn't hold any of their moons
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>>127486578
They didn't want that sec anyway, their ships were already payed for, lowsec is boring, op success.
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>>127486578
It was so thoroughly conquered that kickstarted novels will be written about it for decades.
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Is this how you enjoy eve?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0efksj6Hgic
Is this happiness?
Before all the autism?
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>>127487542
looks like he was having a good time anon why you gotta shit on him?
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>>127488253
No I mean he is having a good time and I am jelly off him, I never seem to have a good time nowdays, its all market orders and shitty corp mates and waiting for content or searching for it ;-;
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>>127488573
Sounds like you need new corp mates.
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dead game
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I like to pick my nose during long waypoints.
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>>127488573
Go and hunt pirates.That's what i do.
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>>127488573
Camp a frostline site in populated lowsec.
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>>127489693
Where do you wipe it?
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>>127491568
I like running frostlines in carebear nullsec. it amuses me because they're docked up afraid of me ratting. also most nullsec people don't understand what deadspace plexes are. just burn or mjd off, get tackled, watch as their fleet warps to them and lands hundreds of km away and can't do anything.
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We need Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFc7m0qEU9w
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>weapons retract when going into warp

HNNGH why did i not know this before
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>>127497967
>your ship has variable-sweep wings for when entering warp tunnel and all the wind is blowing for maximum aerodynamic profile
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On day 5 of my 21day trial, got 200m isk (Which I have made in the first 2 days) doing Defensive Plexing then I got kinda bored of staying afk. Did Career Agent Missions, Applied for Eve University. Dont know much about the game though

Is there a way for me to get that plex without doing D plexing? I got like 200m isk as i said. I can invest that into anything if I have any options. Also I dont know anything about Skill Training, doing it kinda random.

Help a bro out /eog/. Shoot me some suggestions
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>>127498869
WE TOLD YOU SUGGESTIONS TWICE SENPAI
EXPLORE RELICS IN NULL OR WH SPACE
TRADE
RUSH INCURSION
CONSIDER OPLEXING

the thing about plexing your trial is you don't really get to change your mind halfway through because the time spent training skills is very precious and starting to do something else in the middle because you're bored is inefficient. going to plex with trade? start training trade skills and don't stop. going to explore? start training archeology and cloak and don't stop.

for you, now, on this account - if you followed the skills shown in the pasta for that catalyst you should be close to the damage needed for oplexing, which is faster money. if you are completely done with fw plexing, you still have time to train for null/wh relic/data exploration for this trial. pic related for key skills, link related for technique and ships: all-out.github.io/guides/exploration-relic-data
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>>127498869
people say data and relic sites. for that you need to train probing skills, they're called astrometrics, and astrometric something. you'd need whatever the skills are to use analyzers, and probably cloaking and microwarpdrives. then you go fit up a cheap astrometrics frigate, leave all your valuables behind and go wormholing. I'm sure you can find guides. you can see some interesting places and there's no combat.
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>>127500345
he can't cloak on a trial
still doable though
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>Eve University
Be prepared to run from everything unless they can blob it, in my opinion as someone that kills them regularly, you won't learn how to PvP with them, just how to die and press F1.

Can't speak about non pvp stuff and eve uni.
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>>127500264
>>127500345

Thanks for the help. You havent suggested this clear tho. All u said was exploration. I get it now though. Thanks!

>>127500345

So data and relic site exploration has no combat? Sounds good to me since im a total newb and I have a high probability of getting blown up if I were to engage in fights.

Have done probe searching stuff. Its kinda fun.

>>127500264
>>127500345

The question tho, exploring in null or wh is dangerous because there is a great chance of getting ganked right? The danger isnt because of the strong npc's to fight.
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>>127502036
>the danger isnt because of the strong npcs
correct (second paragraph of linked guide)

if you have 200m liquid already, you can afford to lose forty (40) t1 exploration frigates. that's a lot of frigates. before you lose 40 frigates, you are almost surely going to make it back safely with at least some loot from at least some of your trips. the reward is completely worth the risk.
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>>127502036
yes there's a chance of getting ganked, but that's not a good reason not to do it. take risks, get rewards.
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>>127502478

Thank you so much mate. Even in 4chan Eve is kind and generous compared to cancerous 4chan community
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>>127379721
your skill queue is empty king
fix it, i'm being heavily triggered
i suggest Advanced Weapons Upgrades for a gentlemen with taste such as yourself

>>127502739
join all-out, etc. tfw can't post the guide to newbie corps pic because my opinions on karmafleet have changed and i'm not happy with their blurb any more.
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Who will be the next Nootkin of All-Out?

When he joins pizza
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>>127503930
>When he joins pizza
I fucking wish
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>pizza
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>>127505183
yeah boy
http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=1001943&b=6841194&e=90&t=rb&r=1
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>Come back after several years
>All the ships look like ass now
wtf happened, did CCP fire all the actual artists on their team?
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>>127506340
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>unironically not joining tengoo
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>doing serpentis 5/10 in lowsec
>last room
>going to do snipe and warp out trick
>me and overseer pop at the same time

Lost a 90M Myrmidon but made 500M.
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>>127506340
The re-work they did to caracal and condor look good. New ships like Venture and tech III dessi don't look terrible.

I don't see what the problem is.
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>>127516051
asymmetrical meme faggots

they're pretty hillarious
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>>127516051
its bitter retards being mad because they have nothing better to do
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>solo up and down Placid
>wasting frigates n ventures
>stabbed FW farmers need 2 scrams
>lose a couple cruisers to faction ship defenders of shitlord ratters
>seniors in corps crouched in stations or pos towers doing nothing
>get mails and convos thanking me for making eve not boring
>mfw
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>amarr
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>>127521508
I get mails and recruitment offers everytime I die in nullsec.

My heart belongs to All-Out
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amarr is always NSFW
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>he doesn't run polarized mach L4s to make 450mil/h
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>>127521567
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this is awful
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>>127527829
My thoughts exactly.
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>>127527829
Join allout
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>>127495206
rip
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>>127528941
what's allout?
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>>127529140
an up-and-coming public shield incursion group
we have a few quality fc's from known groups and are looking for candidates to train more
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>>127529140
He means All-In
>>
https://zkillboard.com/kill/51168673/
this is going all-out```
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>white stag will never be as dank at memes as tengoo
>your suddenly aware that join tengoo is the single greatest thing /dog/ has ever produced

Why do you even try?
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>>127529432
not even kaile is this retarded
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>>127530217
i actually cut down my tengoo posting

i dont know who the fuck this guy is
its probably zey
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I never joined tengoo, I just appreciated their shitposts. Now there is a void.
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>>127530579
half the old tengoo pilots are in whitestag, retard
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>>127530802
The shit half apparently.
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>>127530851
name the good half
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>>127531016
The alts mandelor didn't bother bringing into white stag.
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>posting in autz

hi kaile
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>>127534393
fuck off grm u cunt
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>>127535206
not me fukkin mongoloid
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>>127534393
get played child
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>>127535647
bout 2 mongol ur mum fagt
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Grm i want an apology.
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yeah grm wheres my apology
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>>127529346

>Connoisseur in All-Out now.

You could have chose to let in an corp thief who won't wear your skin after robbing you blind.
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>>127536692
>>127536780
give all out a full api, come to the wormhole and ill give you your apology when you jump in
the apology will consist partially of republic fleet phased plasma L
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https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98354071/

the fuck is this shit
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>>127538352
These posts arent me. Just someone making me look bad.
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>>127538480
>replying to the wrong shitpost, messing up the context
mfw cookie cucker tries to bant
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>>127538465
we are becoming elite, senpai :^)
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>>127539090
Either way it still wasnt me
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>>127538242
I don't think you understand how hard it is to steal from all-out now
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>>127540152
i dont think you understand how gay you are right now
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>>127540328
Thats cookie cuckers job
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>>127540390
Im not gay
>>
I've left "Federation Defense Union" because I joined a corp and they were at war with Gallente Federation (I'm Gallenten). I left the corp anyways, didnt wanna betray my fed.. but I got like 100k Loyalty Points stored there even tho im not a part of the Federal Defense Union. How can I find their LP Npc stores? I wanna spend my saved LP's
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>>127540702

Nevermind got it!
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>>127540678
>[ 2016.01.04 09:27:05 ] johnny meme > tfw when your gym buddie says its too late
>[ 2016.01.04 09:27:46 ] Lt Shard > its never too late to give head
>[ 2016.01.04 09:28:07 ] johnny meme > Lt Shard you know im actually bi right so that joke wont work on my
>[ 2016.01.04 09:28:09 ] johnny meme > me*
>[ 2016.01.04 09:29:35 ] Maj Kaji > translation: Ill fuck anything if it moves, even sheep
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>>127541112
Still not gay. Unlike you faggot.
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>>127541283
I'm only gay for anime boys :^)
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>>127541283
At-least I still have all my high-sp characters

>>127541407
maq pls
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>>127541425
Sp doesnt equal fun
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>>127541663
True

But are you having fun?
But no really, are you having fun
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>>127541754
Once i join allout i will. We can be autz buddies grm like we where once destined to be
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>>127541791
Oh you think im grm

cute
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>>127541912
Who else would try to bully me?
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>>127542021
Nootkin
>>
stabber/rupture fit for wormholes?
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>>127542693
What exactly are you going to do with in wh, and what class
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>>127542421
Why would nootkin wsnt to bully me i though we were friends
:(
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>>127542727
lowtier c1/2/3max, try to fight off some sleeper sites i guess. just derp around happily
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>>127542021
literally everyone you ignorant kiwi prick
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>>127543446
Im not ignorant. Im arrogant and rusing you all.
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>page 10
ded gaem
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>2 Min/Gal pirate factions
>no Min/Cal faction
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>>127543520
like how i rused my dick into your mums butt

and then nine months later you were shat out
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>>127547539
>Min/Cal faction
What would their bonuses be?
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>>127548254
What are you, 15?
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>>127548673
what are you, an elitist faggot with a stick up his ass?
37
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>>127548834
Im not elitist at all. I actually like the fact that im a new player again. I hope one day we can be friends anon.
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>>127548990
>ricky
more like rizza amirite
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>>127549398
Him and dazza are out back having a smoko. Rizza is one loose cunt.
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>>127549538
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI
If anyone wants to join in :3
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>>127548642
mordu's legion, remove the tackle range bonus
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>>127548642

Mordu ships but with web range instead of point range.
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It looks like a motorbike right?
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>>127550175
>70km webs
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>>127550175
there are minmatar ships without web range bonuses
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>>127551154
Reported you fuckin sex deprived creep.
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>>127551154
>tfw you will never be a young white blonde women sold into slavery after your famile is killed
>tfw you will never be collored, beaten and fucked while begging for your master to stop
>tfw you will never slowly accept your situation and accept the conditioning, turning into the perfect cumslave while Seriously what Minmatar ships are good, their frigs dessies and a couple of battleships, anything else?
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>>127551463
Vagabond kinda, both recons, blops and marauder, dread, titan, loki and svipul, ceptor, sabre.
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>>127551886
Hmm, I am not in a hurry to fly the loki at all, I will prolly stick to frig + dessie V and battleship IV
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>>127503930
>nootkin
>leave all-out
>>
Im a newb trying to do Wormhole exploration. Im checking the name of the data and relic sites as I scan them but most of em have npc enemies in them. Are they too hard for a newb to kill?
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>>127551463
Breacher, Svipul, Thrasher/Sabre, Tornado, Cane Fleet issue.

Can't think of one Min cruiser that isn't completely outclassed.
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>>127553284
Uhhh, if you can fly a cruiser C1s might be doable
Unsure though honestly and I wouldn't bother
Look for rat faction (blood raiders, angel, guiristas and serpentis) and ignore sleeper sites for now
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>Have the desire to play, but not actually do anything
>Just stay subbed and play skillqueue online

At least /eog/ hasn't changed in the months I've been gone. I really need to find the motivation to play the game though.
Maybe I'll just start doing missions and afk while I do other shit. Would need a second monitor for that though
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>>127554107

Rat factions? Actually Idk whic sites to enter, which sites to ignore. Gimme the keywords so I can google it?
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>>127554348
if you don't get m8s and pvp you're playing eve wrong
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>>127554453
I just get kicked from corps for inactivity. And I'm very good at using up ISK, but not very good at making it.
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>>127554359
any data or relic site in wormhole space without 'sleeper' in the name
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>>127554359
There are 6 npc factions in EVE that you are freely allowed to engage
When referring to them people generally use the term rat and reserve the term pirate for a player controlled pilot that act as a pirate/bandit.
https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Rat
You want to look for non sleeper sites, every other faction always has their name in the site as far as I remember, and they will not have any rats in them.
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>>127553332
>>127551886
By the way, did you read the spoiler simply because it was a spoiler or because of the greentext?
>>
>tfw accidentally link beastiality porn to corp mate instead of cp
>tfw in all-out
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>>127555745
2d or 3d
Link it here if its 2D
>>
So I have a bounty on me thx to a /v/ BRO. He placed 55m on me after me saying that I had my first exploration run and made 55m on Wormhole Sites.

Wat do? Keep doin exploration or getting myself killed in my capsule till there is no bounty left?
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>>127558567
it doesn't matter. people just do it to upset people who don't understand the bounty system. it literally means nothing, keep on doing whatever you're doing.
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>>127558567
all it does it give you a cool wanted sign and give the person that placed the bounty a mail and notification everytime you die, nobody actually goes out of their way to kill people with bounties, its a useless feature.

btw it was probably me famshamilam
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>>127558994
no it wasnt you.
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>>127558567
>getting myself killed in my capsule till there is no bounty left?
the bounty payment depends on the cost of your ship, so unless you lose an *somewhat* expensive ship it will take many many many deaths to get rid of it.
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>>127553332

The stabber is great at murder-zoning bad pilots in T3D's
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>>127559196
Then post name because I want to add another 50mil now.
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>>127559467
Alphan Reyiz
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>>127559621
Join All-Out
We will be happy to teach you about wormholes
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>>127558567
>55m
Professional bounty hunter here. You better watch your back, criminal scum.
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Would it be worth looking in high sec for people in expensive ships with high bounties and try to kill them?
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>>127559887
no. bounty pays out like 10% of the ship's value. if someone is flying a pimped mission ship you suicide gank it for the pimp faction modules, not the 100m bounty.
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>>127560019
That is unironically too bad
Wish wardeccs and bounties recieved the rework they both deserve
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>>127554348
Join All-Out.
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>>127561040
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>>127515939
ayylmao
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>>127522396
poolarizzed 1400mm?
quite the ayylmao
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>>127561872
I don't think I could handle that.

Maybe on an alt
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how much isk should I charge these all-out fags for 3dpd pics?
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Why should I not join All-Out?
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>>127562425
800s dummy
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What is this worth?
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>>127562871
Right Click > Find in Contracts and find out.
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>>127563037
There's a 250mil contract in Fountain and that's it.

I doubt it's worth that much.
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>>127563169
Check markets for cost of materials to make it and what the finished item is worth. Maybe you can just run the job yourself
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>>127561040
there's nothing wrong with bounties
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>>127563841
Besides that they're pointless
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>jagwire
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>>127565348
since eve is a game about shitposting and chestbeating, placing a bounty does kind of reveal that you're butthurt. I don't think they'll ever serve a huge purpose, since people kill each other for fun. making it very slightly less expensive to kill people isn't ever going to come into play imo. the old system was fucking terrible though

one thing I would like is if you could make a sort of bounty contract, where you can specify who can complete it, who the target is, what ship or implants or isk value they need to lose. I would still never use it though, and I expect nobody else would.
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>>127566662
>new system is literally pointless
>b-but the old system where you could scam was absolutely terrible omg it was so bad when you could claim bounties yourself omg
fucking kill yourself faggot the new system is the worst system anyone could ever design. CCP should give a ted talk on how to make bounty hunting the most boring piece of shit ever.
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>>127566827
lmao, are you seriously saying the old system was actually good in any way?
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>>127566662
>one thing I would like is if you could make a sort of bounty contract, where you can specify who can complete it, who the target is, what ship or implants or isk value they need to lose. I would still never use it though, and I expect nobody else would.
Merc and greifing corps exist
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Is there a beginner's guide or something for this game?
I've tried before I gave up after it took about 6 hours for me to finally learn in a training mission I had to go to a wormhole or something to get an instanced area that was unique for my character's mission.

Anytime I tried searching for a guide, I'd mostly get either optimization guides to do something (PVP, minning, etc) or else it seems like it was outdated and talking about things in the system that weren't there
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>>127567419
letting it be public would be a thing. 'merc' corps are laughable highsec and/or cloakfags. they are total fucking shit at pvp
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So when are those armor apparel models coming out?

I would very much like to buy them
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>>127567673

Your character looks like fucking Doris from Shrek
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>>127567505

https://www.youtube.com/user/SeamusDonohueEVE/videos

I remember when I first started playing following his videos to the letter. Great for the absolute basics and eves rather unintuitive UI. From the looks of it he re did the videos around 2014 so should be pretty up to date.

Although I did pick the most degenerate character in my insistence in following the videos (tfw Gallente - immigrants - immigrants)
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>>127567980
Thanks

You got any answer to my question though?
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>not intaki reborn
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>>127567673
Marie Mantoinette?
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>>127567673
Are you talking about these, cutie?

No release date yet.
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>>127570095
holy fuck the blue one is sexy
that + Endurance for sexy ice mining
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doesn't look comfy at all
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>>127570095
Yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about.

I thought it would be a frostline thing, but now I'm thinking it will coincide with the Valkyrie release, as I imagine those suits have something to do with it.
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>>127571279
>valkyrie
>released
lel
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Whoever's manipulating the Ward Console's price and bought off all the sell order under 88k (while the real price being 7k)

Fucking thanks f@m my stockpile of rigs just sold for +60% profit
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>yfw amarr has no cap
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>>127572181
>mfw beam punisher
>20 minutes of cap
>mfw
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>>127571427
Jokes on you :ˆ)
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>>127572492
>implying that's ever gonna happen
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>>127572654
>Implying it hasn't already happened
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what's the best way to get isk and why is it mining veldspar?
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>>127575360
best way to get free minerals as well
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>tfw solo pvp is ded
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>>127576007
come do FW
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i read that you can ask CCP to check and see if you had any subscription time where you weren't training a skill and missed out on SP and then get that amount of SP refunded back to you

anyone have success with that?
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>>127576147
>Camping in plexes, get blobbed
>Go in, either the enemy runs away or three of his friends uncloak
>Camping gates
>Blueballing or getting blueballed by bigger blobs
>Solo pvp
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>>127576147
>links
>falcons
>garmurs
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>thread reaches picture limit
>ded thread ded game
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>>127576147

>Linked, faction frigate online
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>amarr
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>FW
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>>127577348
Rip little dogerino.
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>>127577694
>-erino
I hope you choke on shit and die before you can even make your way back to reddit
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>>127577694
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Nootkin and all out
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>>127577940
someonearino iserino a little salterino
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>>127578160
>being salty over people saying cancerous shit is bad
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>Nootkin is not CEO of All-Out yet
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>>127578664
>not knowing nootkin is basically the co-ceo
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>>127578804
not the same
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>>127578931
;_;
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>>127578664
He isn't?

Then who the fuck is the CEO
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>>127579032
probably some boring european fuck that never logs in
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>>127578664
>wanting the burden of leadership to stifle his lust for pvp
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>>127579032
Mussah
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>>127579032
mussah but its more of a co-directorship

The corp I'm in doesn't even have a ceo, just five directors that share burden
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>tfw you will never be fettered down with a choke pear in your ass
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_pear_(torture)
>tfw Jamyl will never slowly turn the key, expanding your anus to the point the she can stick her arm throgh it
>tfw you will never feel her slowly remove it only to suddenly insert a basketball through your anus and fully inflate it
>tfw When is frostline ending?
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>I can easily see 1 combat ship plus 1-2 T2 logi being very hard to break in a small plex
lmao there goes my sub again CCP
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>>127581987
what?
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>>127579120
>mfw pi
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>Additionally, it is generally true that something being overpowered with a group of friends is a significantly different issue than something being overpowered solo (like T3Ds) or soloish (like alt offgrid links).
jesus fucking christ first time I go read the forums since I resubbed and this is what I get. Now I remember why I quit in the first place.
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>mining
>ganker warps in
>panic
>lock asteroids
>launch drones
>accidentally sent out salvage
>get webbed
>forgot to align
>tell drones to engage
>didn't lock target
>lock target
>forget safety
>turn off safety
>engage ganker
>Salvager drone could not find suitable salvage
>fuck
>recall drones
>send out combat drones
>engage ganker
>ganker kills drones
>sit there for 2 minutes, helpless to do anything but watch him slowly kill me
>12% hull
>gank unlocks, unscrams
>leaves

local : out of ammo you lucky fuck
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>>127583997
>lowsec mining
Fucking why?
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>>127581450
B-But I poop from there.

>When is frostline ending?
I don't think they've given a specific date. The Frostline banner just says "Operation: Frostline Ending, last days to raid are here". I thought it was going to end today.
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>>127424951
eve uni atm, but brave is rebuilding in facwar so they are not a bad choice.
just remember brave collective does not equal brave newbies inc. dont join brave collective they are biggest shit it in the game haha. brave newbies inc is fine however
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Guys does anyone here have that picture of a tranny from Chaturbate holding a piece of paper with Join All-Out written on it? I made it ages ago but lost it.
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>>127585952
Oh well, tomorrow I will run some lowsec sites in a caracal or vexor and try to have fun, I want some pretty costumes honestly
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Is the AFK VNI still a thing?
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>>127586612
what does that mean?
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pretty wormhole
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>>127572492
is there gonna be any interaction between valkyrie and eve?
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>amarr
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>>127591351
confirmed no
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>>127590596
>Nicw
;-; I might resculpt my asian redhead slut now
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>>127591528
fuckin gay
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I'm a player who's returning to EVE after a year-long hiatus. When I was active, most people wouldn't bother with data exploration sites because Relic sites had considerably better loot. Is this still true today or should I start packing a data-hacker?
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>A person > my leather pants wrap around my strong vigorous buttocks tighter than your underage sister's pussy on my big , throbbing cock

null smack talk just got wew .
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>Amarr Cruiser bonuses (per skill level):

>10% reduction in Medium Energy Turret activation cost
>5% bonus to Medium Energy Turret rate of fire
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>>127595565
this is a russian insult translated into english

i have the original in a note
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>>127599390
Share the moonrunes plz, I need something new to dump into local when I kill a stabbed farmer.
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Is it possible to solo C3 sites in a Tengu?
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Someone tell grif that I'm sorry
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>not flying the hottest dread
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>>127603190
If only her carrier sister wasn't the drooling retard of the bunch.
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so hows things in all-out?
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>>127576613
>Camping in plexes, get blobbed
Hey, local just spiked 50+ people, let's pretend to be afk and hope they don't warp to us :^)
>Go in, either the enemy runs away or three of his friends uncloak
The solo guy saw local spike 6 people and ran away from the gank, what a noob, but 8 people in local, 4 in the same corp, and nobody docked means that the maller in the medium is a good solo kill! :^)
>Blueballing or getting blueballed by bigger blobs
None of the afb frigs want to fight my orthus and feed me free killmails. this pvp is stupid :(
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>>127605991
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>>127605991
This, low skilled / inexperienced lowsec faggots buy faction everything and chestbeat about killing anything. Lowsec devoters, sabres, garmurs etc don't even feel like good kills when your gang gets them because they usually derp tactically so it's just an expensive loss by a fuckwit not a gf or a win.
Stop buying faction and t2 to make up for your shit aids and fail. If you want pvp fly around in t2 or bling t1 hulls and see how attractive you are.
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>>127608167
>This, low skilled / inexperienced lowsec faggots buy faction everything and chestbeat about killing anything. Lowsec devoters, sabres, garmurs etc don't even feel like good kills when your gang gets them because they usually derp tactically so it's just an expensive loss by a fuckwit not a gf or a win.

it sounds like you don't know what you're talking about
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>>127608623
Butthert lowsec faggot in iWin ship detected captain.
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>>127608167
>Stop buying faction and t2 to make up for your shit aids and fail.
deadpsace vendi fleet bros w@@@
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>>127609421
Scrub.

Officer Barghest fleet or bust.
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>>127609565
well we do have a barg and mach fleet
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>>127608903
no, I'm an everywhere faggot, I fly underpowered ships and you're butthurt
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Dramiel is best money I ever spent on a ship desu

I don't even use it for PVP
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