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xth for getting your waifu stolen from you by a genetically superior male who will give her genetically superior children.
10 loss streak
LAN server is a shame, so is our language. I changed to superior murrican style.
I cannot withstand people who play Shaco or Nautilus. Either enemy Shaco buttfuck us and our enemy Shaco goes full retard, or enemy Nautilus 1vs5 our team while ours does nothing.
Ahri being impregnated by the cartel when
Here to reminding you that lissandra is Ara~Ara~ of the century.
xth for you're the genetically superior male. Just a friendly reminder that you're a strong person, not just physically but emotionally and mentally as well. Thought I'd drop by to let you know that Ahri would never dare to leave you for a better person since a better person doesn't exist. Your blood, carrying your strong genes, would flow in the veins of the children you two would raise. Those stronger than average genes would save your children from any troubles they'd be likely to encounter in their lives.
Lulu is the best/cutest champion in all of league of legends.
Oh it's you again, you're the gross anon.
Oh it's you again, you're that cootch blocker
Why do you keep posting these?
I would like for you to stop.
> Watching an MF try to be relevant in a comp with jinx malph rengar leblanc and blitzcrank on the enemy team
>Tfw ate a girl out on new years
Whatcha gon do bout it
>jungler asks for a few taps on gromp
>adc: fuck you, i'm invading
>he heads into enemy jungle
>minions are spawning
>help jungle with gromp
>back off so I don't leech XP
>as ad carry is coming back to lane he steals gromp
>adc: thanks ^_^
Anon who was talking about taking shrooms and playing before. I took the shrooms, they were strong as fuck. I couldn't actually play for quite a while but I did sneak a few games in. Nasus was a pretty good idea, the game got to 40 minutes and I got to be a raid boss. I felt like a fucking god the Ekko game, it was so fun oh my gosh
would recommend shrooms though, such a fun time
There's nothing I can do about it you grossface.
> Needing any other mage assassins
Isn't smochi just some dude with autism?
i know how you feel all i want is a new mage i dont care is an assain or tank, but what we get another adc i dont have anything against people who play adc i just hate adc and this guy make really cool champions
I'm not bothering them. Nobody has said anything about it in the past 20 threads in which I've posted that.
Smochi is a qt girl.
Betting on a ranged AD caster.
Have you no grasp on the english language? Perhaps you'd rather grasp my dick
You called the act of eating out a consenting partner gross. You're objectively wrong, except in certain situations and circumstances.
Don't get me wrong, I like my boobs big. But there's a limit. When they get too big its just stupid
The Kindred C89 doujinshi is available online for 400 yen
Have you no grasp on not being a silver shitter? Perhaps I shouldn't have give you your account back.
>mfw I can still lure out a defense force
Of course I'm silver, why would I want to be anything else anymore?
>no witty bantz coming back my way
Cmon sons, where's the scathing wit? You're about as sharp as a bowling ball, and twice as dense
that one isn't very lewd without the first bit
I feel like this general is just filled with people who didn't receive enough attention in high school.
>your gf has access to your credit card bill
I'm just glad I jumped the ship before that happened to me
vote which race you are
I am in fact some dude with autism.
Are you sure people aren't just ignoring it?
I'm not stalking anyone, I just responded to a post I saw you IDIOT.
If there are personal exceptions, then the topic at hand is, by definition, subjective. Please don't attack my understanding of the English language when all I did was ask for further clarification.
And just who exactly is "your girl"???
>esports will never be great again
Threadly reminder that Lux needs to be gutted!
>has had a 54% or higher win rate and above 10% play rate for 6 patches straight
>all of her "skill"shots are so easy to land they might as well be point and click
>abuses new masteries
>abuses FQC more than any other mid laner
I still have your mails where you cried for your account after you threw a tantrum and gave your login data away because you couldn't get out of silver.
Please, don't try to act like a tough guy when you are just an insecure 12 years old who throws tantrums and cant get out of silver. :^)
>tfw the only Mexican-looking one
How about you learn your place and get carried like a good little support, little boy.
white master race reporting in.
How's the family? How's Taiga? Tell her I said hi.
I've have had some shit done to me before but holy that would make me afk.
I've been counter jungled, invaded, baited, played entire games without buffs through my team stealing them or the enemy sniping them but fuck that noise.
Found it guys :^)
>Playing this shit since 2012
>Muh friends think im very good player
>Im only a poor goldie, i was not interesed in ranks, i enjoyed more playing jjust for fun
>When i finally decided to full rank my pc dies.
The life sucks.
It's over. The liberal coalburners have invaded our sacred grounds.
why do people sturrgle with banning mundo so much
Why don't people play Rumble more often? He's fun as heck.
>Scott/Irish with enough Cherokee to get a scholarship if I wanted but not exactly blessed with anything beyond native cheeks eyes and teeth
just realized I like drinking and always take risky gambles in league with things reliant upon said gambling
>would have to check privilege for some tumblrina anyway because I don't look like a stereotype
despite probably mostly being irish/celtic far as european goes.
>can't even queue league to forget since my connection could up and die out of nowhere at an inopportune moment
Anon please realise there is so much cancer you can't ban it all.
Btw if you can buy it, do it support the artist dont be assholes :^)
Does the legendary snowball thing show up backwards sometimes when you buy a skin? I just bought Corporate Mundo, which gave me Chrome Rammus, which then gave me Battlecast alpha Skarner.
but if I bought it and shared it with everyone else, wouldn't I be part of the problem?
I mean she seems to contribute artworks to the thread (no matter how gross people seem to be into that stuff) and if her worst crime was publicly stating that she has bad tastes in anime, I feel like you shouldn't bother her. ;_;
I appreciate that you listened to my suggestion, though. Thank you.
that wasn't even her it was just some anon who posted a picture of Tristana lmao She's literally never responded or talked to Nagi and this whole thing has been entirely one sided from day one It's pretty hilarious to be honest
>get a kill at 15 mins
>look at scoreboard
>log back in after getting pizza
>20 min queues for the next 5 games
what the fuck
this is my punishment for having better things to do? why is it 20 minutes? I guess I'll just walk around the map and pretend to look busy instead of leaving next time
>not wanting to see an alpha male plowing a 10/10 goddess
get a load out of this cuck.
How do you guys handle ranked?
Do you call pref for one lane that you know you're good at?
Do you fill and hope that those who insist on certain lanes actually perform well?
Do you just follow pick order?
Do you dodge if you don't get your main role?
Prefer a few lanes,but I'm willing to play any role
If you can't play every role you shouldn't play ranked. You don't have to be amazing at all of them, but at least know how to do it
That's the rework concept art. This is the original concept art.
all very based except ZIGGS
how about me. guess who i am and i'll carry you in one (1) game for free lol LOL
Pick order, I only call a lane if I'm absolutely tryharding, which is not going to happen in pre season. I dodge if I feel my team is fated to fail, or if someone is completely retarded and first picked katarina.
The only selfies of me that exist on the Internet is a picture of a cute dog licking my face, and the only people that have seen it are the people I trust the most. It is very unlikely for you to see it unless you're someone I trust or my trust gets back stabbed and one of the people decide to post it somewhere without my permission.
I am not even sure why you're posting in spoilers and are fighting other people's battles for them/making statements on their behalf, but duly noted.
It's kinda gross but that webm let's me know what it's like to plow someone RIGHT IN THE P*SSY and you can't deny the entertainment value of that.
now that looks like that miss fortune skin
I believe Welding has but Nagi hasn't. I took the picture in Thanksgiving when I was hanging around at my friends place with her super cute dogs. Last time I spoke to Nagi was long before Thanksgiving.
No I'm not??????
when is this broken bimbo gonna be nerfed? and dont come defending her waifufags, she is currently the most broken ADC in the game
I'll ask for mid Malzahar because for whatever reason I fuck people up with that champion (72% winrate and I'm around 50 games played) or for support because I actually enjoy playing that role. I can top all right as well, and I make sure to practice adc often enough to at least not feed the enemy. Jungle I'm hopeless at so if I'm last pick I'll just say "Fill, please dont make me jungle". I find that people are generally willing to give you a role if you ask politely, and even if you're playing your worst role you can still use the game as a learning experience. I do dodge if there is infighting in character select or an obvious troll.
everything went pretty well
I suspect janna is boosting garen
how can I make you admit that you're my bae?
i mean supporting this guy >>https://shizima-doujin.booth.pm/
>most worthless marksman suddenly relevant
>most retarded snowball marksman nerfed and doesnt fit into the current meta
guess jinx fags arent really jinx fags
>mfw logging on and removing random friends from my friend's list
>enemy has no flash
>enemy jungler shows up
>my jungler is doing wolves
God I fucking hate junglers. Especially the ones on my team.
It doesnt matter if I win or not, you'll still be my be regardless :3
>find a favorite champion
>favorite champion gets reworked
>find new favorite champion
>new favorite champion gets reworked
>find new new favorite champion
>new new favorite champion gets nerfed into the group
I can't do this anymore.
>rageing shitters in normals
>entitled raging shitters in ranked
>OCE has no other queues
>hackers is ranked games, casual games and even fucking deathmatch
>4 stacks of chinese people spamming "sb" feeding down mid after firstblood.
>invoker picks everywhere
>bristleback ruining games for everyone
thank fuck I have other games, this has not been my week.
Why do people fall for the botrk meme on jungle Yi? It's mediocre and there are much better items that net more damage like Youmuus or Scimitar
>Enemy has no summoners or escapes
>Enemy jungler shows up
>My jungler is doing enemy's topside golems and is debating whether to take them or leave
>mfw getting a flawless kill with flash+e on poppy and snowballing into an unstoppable midget
Oh that picture.
The one that makes me seem like a 7 feet tall colossus.
BoRK is still good. There are other more gold efficient choices in terms of raw stats, but none of them complement her kit as well.
>you will never watch a fun Saturday morning League of Legends cartoon
>you will never see the episode where Tristana suggests that Teemo should upgrade to a real gun, from his blowgun, and drags him to the gun gurus Graves, Caitlyn, Lucian, and Jinx
>you will never see the episode where Sejuani can't believe that Bristle can get sick and thinks he'll just get over it with some fighting, but has to eventually take him to the doctor when he gets worse
>you will never see the episode where Sivir tries to win a big cash grand prize in a pet show. When all her Shuriman Ascendant friends and relatives refuses, she enters Rek'sai with terrible results
>you will never see the episode where Yasuo and Janna try to outdo each other in kite flying, each doing more and more intricate wind tricks
>you will never see the episode where Fizz and Nami band together to stop Singed from polluting the sea with all his chemical runoff. They're unsuccessful and it all seems hopeless until Nautilus is moved to action
>you will never see the episode where Ekko has two tickets to the big Pentakill concert, but realizes, an hour before the show, he forgot to find someone to go with. He wants to take Vi or Jinx, but they're too busy fighting each other. He uses his rewind powers over and over again to try and settle the dispute with increasingly disastrous results. He eventually gives his tickets to them to settle their fighting
>you will never see the episode where Tahm Kench hosts a cooking contest in a ploy to get a bunch of free meals, but, much to his chagrin, none of the champions that enter are the best chefs around
>you will never see the episode where Galio and Malphite are hired to be ART at a fancy Demacian party, but are frustrated and nearly ruin the party thanks to Lux and Sona messing with them
I want to be a cute anime Poppy
Is that close?
> Be Janna
> Jungler comes in for a gank
> Enemy jungler comes in for a countergank
> Both are just sitting in bot lane
> Turn level 6
> Flash behind enemy
> Adc gets a triple kill
> Adc snowballs and becomes unstoppable
> mfw it's all thanks to my pro plays
Fine, since noone will ask me whats up ill just say it
Why doesnt /lolg/ have 'post your battlestation' from time to time like /d2g/????
>Champs with bugs that make them stronger are disabled
>Champs with bugs that make them weaker don't even get a PSA from Riot
What's a battlestation? I don't know what the lol equivalent would be.
>just finished reading Borrasca
>same situation with my hometown albeit for different reasons than the book
>tfw my dad got shot and died cause he was a cop investigating the crimes going on
Growing up in Russia was some shit.
Any champs to take my mind off of my childhood? Alcohol isnt my thing. Is azir as hard as they say? I need something to make me focus.
Or you can just get it for free here
>not Quinn or Lucian
EL OH EL. Her Ult is devastating yes but her teamfight past that isnt as good as the other ADC's.
>implying I want you faggots to see my setup
>implying you need an impressive setup to play League
It's one thing when /v/irgins post the battlestations they use to play the newest AAA games at max settings.
My graphics card itself is 8 years old and I can play league comfortably on medium settings.
No we dont.. Unless its some inner circle bullshit
Lol, my setup aint that impressive either, hardware inside is like 4 - 7 years old and runs everything i play pretty good, i just wanted to see what /lolg/ looks like
If you want i can post mine first..
Sometimes I feel bad for kids nowadays, all of the dumb stuff they do is going to be recorded forever and your family will laugh at it again and again watching it, sucks to be born post 2005~
yeah Ihavenoidea I guess I ma getting carried pretty hard
>"If you want i can post mine first.."
You can do whatever the fuck you want. I'm not posting shit.
You know how fiddle has to channel for a few seconds before ulting? There is no channel because of this bug.
>xin raging and complaining about us not grouping when he's running out alone into his jungle to die to yi
>rages like a manchild when i refuse to ult halfway down midlane to engage their spread out team, with mine that would still be halfway down the lane by the time i reach them
god damn i hate letting others have jungle
at least brand didnt get fed off of me
I wonder if they'll pull a corki and make it so if Fid gets an assist or kill on an enemy champion he can instantly ult.
Well, at least you got the satisfaction of him getting shit on AND winning.
Usually when that happens to me we get destroyed.
Although recently we had an asshole Ashe who flamed in the all chat because we didn't ping enough times that Kat was roaming bot, to the point that the other team was telling her to shut up.
We won the game, the rest of us dominated, but Ashe didn't do quite as well.
>enemy jungler is all over the place
>your jungler never shows once
>still manages to end up with less than half the CS
CAN I GET A REAL JUNGLER FOR ONCE
the yi kept doing dumb shit. he'd attack me under tower, or me and xin under tower, and then get shit on for it. Once he died, we ran off for baron or towers. The last fight he alpha striked into the middle of my team when I had CLEARLY started ulting from way down lane, and i bulldozed him
didn't need xin to win that one
>first pick takes kennen top
>enemy gets malphite
>kennen is losing to malph
>he's building BotRK first
>says he got "countered"
>mfw he was first pick and had all the time in the world to change runes and masteries
Fuck you, you dumb piece of shit. You didnt get countered
just pick things that are decent not just "lol no one plays yorick so I'm gonna main him" lemmy guess Your first was Sion, then Darius, then Poppy, then Eve?
Play like Ekko, Lulu, Thresh, darius, shit that isnt fuckin taric, azir, akali, yorick, shit thats obviously going to be changed soon
super FOM shit thats bound to be nerfed after reddit starts bitching like the faggots that are constantly crying over zed, lux, yasuo n shit are going to be like keko, lulu, and darius soon when the mage rework comes with new priority bans to replace them
eventually all the champions are going to be one form of cancer over another and youll be able to play whoever since everythings OP, just give it time and play shit thats already at that "just enough chemo" level
What should my build order be on Quinn? I've been going ER into shiv into IE then ghost blade then defensive, boots somewhere first or second. Should I rush something else?
I was gonna post that picture of Quinn with her butt hanging out of her pants but I can't find it on my phone so have a disgruntled Maka.
I'm not agreeing with Kennen. He seems like a total retard. But anyone who is first pick should just assume that they're going to be countered, and plan/play accordingly.
The guide from /a/'s buyfag thread can help you: buyfag.moe
>forget I still have my caster runes and masteries on
>end up going 10/1/13
>get tons of compliments from enemy team
feels good man
I doubt bandle gives a shit. The only person that dislikes her is Nagi, and nobody fucking likes Nagi. Not even Nagi.
>"Should lolgen become reddit?"
No. No it shouldn't.
can we get a waifu that has long hair covering their eyes already
It's my fetish and it's not done enough irl or in 2d
Any tips for the wuju man of true damage? I kind of want to start trying Yi out
Jungling can be fun as long as your laners aren't retarded.
If 2 or more teammates are dead while I'm still doing my first clear, I know I'm in for a bad time.
If the opposite happens, it gives me room to breathe and allows me to make better decisions on when to gank/take objectives.
>get caught out by half of the enemy team
>fuck it flash is on cdand they have too many slows for me to get away
>kill one of them
>"why did you fight that???"
>"fucking feeder omg report"
this happens way to much
just get devoourer into rageblade, then build tanky with dead mans and whatever else you need. rageblade is basically 3 damage items in one and devourers multiplies that, so you just explode damage while being unkillable
if you want full on meme get a nashors and gunblade after rageblade, or a titanic hydra after deadmans
mercurial scimitar is also good on him
also ionian is his best skin
>Playing Anivia, The Cryopheonix™ in mid lane
>Enemy is a Wukong running a rune page with literally nothing but armor pen.
>He hits lvl 2
how the fuck is this allowed. And why haven't I seen more people playing this abstract form of cancer
>walk into river to kill the crab
>See lone shuriken hovering just out of sight
>fuckfuckfuck, hit q, start to run
>don't even have time to scream before Talon comes out of ult and blows me up
fuck that's painful
>"hurrrrrrr melee champs with one of the best level 2's in the game killed me cause i wa out of positions hol up ima blog about this on lolg"
>Any tips for Mister Yi?
Don't play him.
He's like Udyr, but less tanky and no CC.
He's like Skarner, but less tanky and no CC.
He's like Xin Zhao, but without the CC.
He's like Jax, but less tanky and no CC.
He's like Shyvana, but less tanky and no CC from ult.
With that said, if you end up with the wonder team of Malph / Anivia / Leona / Kalista and you somehow don't need ANY CC from your jungler whatsoever, Yi might be a good pick. He's probably still inferior to the other choices though.
> how do you detect someone who hasn't seen the blade dancer at his finest
>blame jayce for losing mid and feeding enemy renekton
>he adds me so that he can 1v1 me in aram
Is this a thing now?
I've also played champions with targeted CC into him. Here's how it goes.
Yi Q's onto my ADC. I ult. Yi dies because he's a high priority target.
I just traded my ult for their jungler.
Alternatively, I'm playing Skarner. Yi Q's onto my mid. I ult. Yi dies.
I just traded my ult for poorly balanced wuyu-woman of false damage and left clicks.
Yi has all the weaknesses of an assassin with very few of their strengths.
Play like this
>Building hurricane on a champ that's melee half of the time.
Poor guy, he has brain damage.
It's like that time I saw a guy build Ryze full ap, and when I say full ap I mean not a single mana item.
I had to explain him word by word that his abilities scale off of mana, I'm not even sure he knew what scaling meant to be honest.
>he's never played on a team without targeted hard cc
yi shits out consistent damage the way that an assassin (usually) can't. yi can be an unstoppable force when the matchups align desu senpai
> Yi waits until CC is blown to go in like any assassin worth their salt
> Yi has a Lulu on his team
> Yi has a morg on his team
> Yi has a zilean on his team
> Yi has more damage threats than just himself on the team
> Waste too much time and spells on him and his team kills you
> Don't waste enough and he tears through your backline
> Also assuming yi is the primary damage dealer and their isn't a jinx/vayne/yasuo or other hypercarry to worry about.
Yi is a situational pick but a skarner udyr or xin won't destroy an uncoordinated team as fast as a master yi with the right setup can.
Also his winrate in diamond is 52%, he couldn't possibly be that terrible as " just cc him "
you are likely to rise 2 divisions they said
your mmr is considered higher than this league they said
zhonya is for pussies
>ace them by luck at Baron or something
>theyre dead for 50 seconds
>end the game in 30 seconds because memebacks are real and Towers are fucking wet tissue
I dont sit in Teambuilder for 20 minutes to surrender in 20 minutes you fahgit
Yi can actually go semi-tank now. Riot has made his Itemization so fucking good he is borderline broken.
The role is known for having cancerous faggots in it.
Stereotypes exist for a reason and the stereotype that adc are entitled assholes who think the game revolves around them didn't magically appear because 1 player stole gromp.
the stereotype exists because although not all but most adc are fucking assholes.
Only time I don't surrender is ranked because if I'm going to lose anyway, may as well hold out hope somebody afks.
Normals? Fuck it, I'd rather move on to the next game than suffer through a fuckfest for 50 minutes
God damn "One Punch" Shyvana is stronk and fun as fuck.
>on series for plat3
>1win out of 3, no losses yet
>hovering on 20lp because I keep getting the most horrible teammates
>Yi can be unstoppable when the matchups align
Oh really? Wow, that's unusual. That's completely different to every other champion in the game.
>Yi can carry a game when his team is entirely focused around putting him in a position to carry
EXACTLY MY POINT. A champion is strong when you DON'T need a specific set of circumstances to come together to make it strong. A champion that's good in 80% of games (Zed, Irelia, Thresh) is a strong champion. Illaoi is the same as Yi in this regard. *Potentially* devastating, usually accomplishes nothing.
>Skarner won't destroy an uncoordinated team
My 80% winrate on three different accounts says otherwise.
>Yi's winrate in diamond is 52%
I know he's 52% in Plat+, not sure about Diamond. Considering the other champs rocking 54%+ winrates, he's not that impressive. His winrate is also inflated by the Lee Sin effect.
queen and vane are having a huge discussion about how bard roaming lost quinn the lane
hey now I get to feel really good about having fun
with pix and saving everyone
Holy shit I thought I was dealing with an at least average player oh god my chest
>i don't know how to play the game despite picking an overpowered champion
>a melee with a big level 2 power spike all-ins me and kills me because i can't position, land spells, or trade
go to G.Ehentai its helmet exhentai.
I hate this picture. Quinn with low hanging megamilk tits and a semi-saggy ass is a massive turn off
If your not getting a blasting wand or catalyst on the first B your doing something wrong and its YOUR fault
>mid and bot are trash as usual
>everybody already gave up, including myself
>suddenly lategame teamfight
>manage to precisely hammer away the fed marksman
>jungler goes to fuck him up 1v1
>clear up the rest of their frontline
What if they gave her ult a reactivate that makes her follow the targets?
oversized proportions is just as degenerate as futa imo
Clear your jungle from one side to other without touching your buffs so you don't risk dying to the other jungler, then do a full clear. You'll be level 5 with double buffs and about 900 gold short of devourer.
Just keep clearing and you should get it at about 10-11 minutes. Keep clearing, take dragons if your bot kills theirs, get dem stacks, walk out of the jungle 21-23 minutes with Devourer and Guinsoo's then start fucking bitches.
What if they just bought the Dawngate IP and remade like all the heroes
I miss Zeri, Marah, Ashabel and Moya ;_;
>the stereotype exists because although not all but most adc are fucking assholes.
there is nothing to indicate this, you just remember the bad ones more than the slew of adcs who just play the game. ADC does have a higher frequency of douches than the average role, but saying it is primarily assholes is simply ignorant.
this game is too easy
idk if I'm even building her right
Christ he isn't lying
It doesnt help that the coloring of the picture feels "sloppy" to me. The Leather is shiny and the background is generic grey.
Its looks like Legoman's stuff too to boot (which I hate)
Riot did hire some of the Dawngate team.
Why do you think the Champ kits have been more interesting than usual lately
Ever since I went into diamond I can say that my win rate increased. Less autists completely destroying games. I can carry most sloppy players.. but flat out feeding and intentional throwing can't be carried.
>game starts well
>get 2 buffs
>top yi gives first blood
>5 minutes in he's 0/5
>7 minutes in he steals my blue
>ask him why
>"I need it more than you"
>gank him because enemy overextended
>after this he gives blue to the enemy jungler
>steals blue again
>steals it again
>first 3 games with poppy think she is fuckign garbage and that her W skill is useless
>by my 9th game im effortlessly shitting on Rivens top whilst 100-0ing carries whilst having easily 300 armor and 3k hp
Poppy is so fucking good. You dont even have to 100-0 someone to win a fight you just have to remove someonebody with a fully charged ult.
If your top go corrupting pot
Get Blackcleaver because its your core Item
get Frozenfist/deadmans next (if you wanna 100-0 people get Trinity)
Steraks is cool also.