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Your World Is Upside Down

>Whats New:
Greymane on the 12th maybe

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.


>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130

Previously on /hotsg/: >>127150049
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http://www.hotslogs.com/Player/MatchHistory?PlayerID=1396031

Thread reminder that zeratul isn't shit
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I want to pet Li Li
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>>127262580
too bad
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Best girl
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>>127263425
>that build
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>>127263537
It was a fuck everything group with /v/ one night.

We wanted to do 5 specialists all with lane buffing builds like Infest. We decided we needed a healer and someone wanted to do Valla because dailies, so that's what we went with.
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>>127263172
Having trouble staying grounded?
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why is tyrande suddenly OP? been out of the loop for a while, what changed between johanna patch and now?
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>>127242091
Glad someone else agrees. Seems like the main artist/concept person for the HOTS hero appearances can't do jackshit with female faces as well as drawing eyes with any character. Shitload of same face going on with the females especially. I don't care that they're ugly or pretty.
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>>127263172
>lili draws
>not lewd
why?
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>>127263830
Scaling changes. Nerfs to some heroes, buffs to others. The three top heroes right now are Tyrande, Muradin and Kael.
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>>127264030
Worst part is they usually do a really good job with female character designs, it's just that art fucking sucks.
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>>127264030
no waifus
ded game
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>>127263830
It started with the morales patch, but the new scaling really fucked over the majority of the roster
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>>127263830
scaling changes, chain stun meta
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>>127263418
>implying you don't delete replays of lost games
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>>127264240
>>127263830
also they made her Shadowstalk useful or w/e its called.
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>>127264063
Sometimes they don't need to be!
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>>127264063
lili is for fun and cute not lewd
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>>127263830
A fuck ton of things changed.
Scaling completely reworked. All heroes start with roughly old level 10 stats now.
Cleanse doesn't make you unstoppable anymore
Tyrande's shadowstalk no longer reveals enemies now puts a heal over time on teammates at level 20 it gives +40% movement speed
Zeratul's void prison cast range was reduced, worm hole's active time was reduced, and his Focused Attacks was replaced with a unique version
Jaina's slow got nerfed & frost elemental doesn't chill nearby enemies when summoned
Johanna's shield doesn't stun as long

Not to mention all the new heroes
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playing around with iceblock's animation freeze is fun
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Hey /hotsg/, I haven't posted for a few days. Hope it hasn't been too dead with one less poster
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>>127265814
xD
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>>127265831
Tell me your thoughts on Trump.
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>>127264427
thanks for the nightmares
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>>127265937
>Look mom, I posted it again!
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>>127265831
Blizzard shut down USEast and I now assume it's your fault for being absent
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>>127266078
>le funneh face
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>>127266045
I think you could do worse and vote for a literal piece of shit
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>>127266272
tuck frump!
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>>127266045
one of the few tolerable streamers desu
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should i ever take on conjurer's pursuit or arcane intellect on jaina?
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anyone notice how absolutely pissed off illidan looks?
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>>127267357
FEEL THE HATRED OF 10,000 YEARS!
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What's the difference between Rehgar's Healing Totem and Healing Ward?
Healing Totem can be taken at lvl 1 instead of lvl 4, anything else?
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>>127266051
that's not the nightmare here
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>>127268179
Totem lasts 15s and ward lasts 10s?
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>stories of shitters

noticed this guy while watching khaldor bitch about perfectly reasonable qm's yesterday
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who has the best trait
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>>127268485
>buying that many heroes
>not training any of them to level 5
christ
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>>127268485
I hate khaldor
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>>127268848
Illidan too bad he sucks right now
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>>127268485
Looks like a giant faggot
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>>127263172
>>127263795
dat cameltoe
furfags really are disgusting
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>>127268485
This is a fully grown adult. Need to see his hotslog
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Why is this game so fucking bursty

Fights are decided in the first 2 seconds because some retard didn't have perfect positioning and now you are a hero down and dead
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>>127269240
dota and league is the exact same. That's why positioning is so important.
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>>127269160
It's canonical, senpai. Her in game model has a massive camel toe
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>>127269240
Most fights Come down to what side can land the most cc and instagib who ever is unlucky enough to get caught.
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why did they remove mines instead of garden of terror?

babysitting the enemy terror and destroying all his plants is boring as fuck, but you have to do it every time. our team was getting stomped but won with second terror by just decimating their mid keep + core with it since they ignored it. strongest objective of all the maps
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>>127269485
that's not a cameltoe, anon, that's a butt crease. that is not where vaginas are
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>>127269485
>>127269684
>>127269160
Reminder that she was based on metzen's daughter.
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>>127269986
You mean Samwise. Not the king of coke.
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>>127269684
I dont think butts normally go all the way up and around like that
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Is Gorge actually better than Bile? How often should I be taking it? Bile seems so good, you slow their entire fucking team. I would think with Gorge you eat something and then proceed to just die under focus.
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>>127269986
>>127270086
Metzens daughter is the reason they covered up Sylvanas though
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>>127269986
Wasn't that Kerrigan?
Hence why she can go SSJ for no reason
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small maps, gorge is the way to go becuase you eat them and pull them into your base.
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>>127270231
>eat someone
>run them back behind your gate
>??????
>profit

Or bring them back into your team, eliminating them from the fight, and kill them when the other team runs from the 4v5. Good times.
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Dead game.
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>>127268408
???
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>>127270284
"Dad how come every man in Warcraft is a 8+ foot tall ripped shirtless lioncloth wearing God"

How come boys don't ask this stupid shit but girls do?
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>>127269510
Garden is fine.
Remove BHB
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Anyone else triggered by this green facepaint ruining their waifu's beauty?
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>>127270231
> Hard of hearing and wear hearing aids.
> playing stitches. About to initiate into the last 5v5 of the game for the win.
> all of a sudden I hear farting noises, horrified that I pressed Bile too early. I go in and start the fight.
> turns out it's just my friend on mumble making fart noises to announce that he has returned from the bathroom.

We lost that game.
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>>127271864
kek
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>>127270231
Gorge sucks
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>>127272065
it's valid vs chogall
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Greater Spell Shield is Lunara best talent, my deaths would probably be triple without it.
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>this team
I love this game.
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>>127272551
>TLV dying 28 times
Bad TLVs getting away with terrible play because of dumb game mechanic.
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>>127272559
???
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>>127272559
>he thinks thats bad
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>>127272756
>Each Viking give triple a normal hero's xp on death
Vikings fixed?
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Good thing about being a bronzie is having other bronzies as enemies.
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What hero should I master to make people think I'm intelligent?
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>>127272559
>>127273015
blue has a way better team than red in both of these
what are you guys bitching about?
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>>127273436
IF you were in this game, jesus christ you would of lost your mind.
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>log into Overwatch, see angeltits
>log into Heroes, see LOLIMSORANDUM TOOTHPASTE GURL HEE HEE
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When are people going to stop picking Lunara?
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>>127274148
Fuck you for getting into Overwatch.

I'm mad jelly.
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These fucking teams
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>>127273015
>>127273326
>>127273436
I wasn't bitching.
I unironically said "I love this game" because I explained to my team in hero select that we should probably pick good characters and they agreed and we got a good team.
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>>127273015
>anub
my negro
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>>127274148
I hope Overwatch runs okay on the lowest settings on my craptop. Blizzard games usually run okay on terrible machines as long as I drag the sliders all the way down to PS1 level graphics.
I'm so buying it when it comes out.
I don't even care about the fact that it's going to be dead by the time it's officially released
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>morales on enemy team
>after every teamfight: FOCUS MORALES
>GUYS FOCUS MORALES AND WE WIN
>WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU KILLING MORALES
>OMFG NOOBS FOCUS MORALES
>both our warriors jump in to focus morales
>their team is free to wreck our backline
>WHERE THE FUCK IS FOCUS???
getting pretty tired of this meme
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>>127269160

>furfags are disgusting
>looking at furry genitals

It's time to come out of the furry closet young lady.
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>>127275931
>don't focus the tank
>tank proceeds to isolate and murder the squishy of his choice while everyone dicks around trying to hit someone else
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>our nova afk for about 8 minutes
>enemy team destroys all of our outer forts
>it's hopeless.jpg
>nova get's back and says sorry
>turn the game around with some kills
>they go for boss at 20 min mark and we gank them with the help of Elune, wipe
Idk how we won this shit.
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>>127275095
As much as people around here are bitching about it not being free, I keep seeing people falling over themselves sucking the game off, putting it on game of year lists, and shit like that
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>Its my teams fault that I keep losing
>Its matchmakings fault that I keep losing
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>>127277490
literal bronze, how can you suck so bad
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>>127277490
literally who?
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Is the monk still as good as he used to?
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>>127276850
>ETC
>Tyrande
>Kerrigan for just a little extra CC and burst

Gee, I wonder how.
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>enemy team 2nd picks chogall
>no anub pick on our team
>fucking retards get destroyed by upheaval EVERY FUCKING TIME
>offered a free win and refused it
guess what, we lost, because fucking retards have no idea how to deal with chogall
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>>127278462
Yea he's the best support I'd say.
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WHEN
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>>127279049
CHEN WITH BEER COOLER WHEN
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>>127279049
nigga what
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>>127278903
Good, good, I was thining about putting a hand on him, I have pretty abandoned all the supports
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I'm bored. Give me something to draw. I want to test my skills.
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>>127279329
Li Li riding Lunara
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>Our Kael calls me a noob for picking Raynor because "omg why do people pick raynor after we already have kael" and "both are useless until lvl 13" and proceeds to leave the draft while our team was KT/Mura/Raynor/Morales/The Mysterious Question Mark Man

what.
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>>127279329
Cho'Gall riding Lili
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>>127279329
Anub'arak cuddling zagara
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>127279329
Johanna flashing a hero/heroes, off-screen if you're lazy.

And I mean as in exposing her mammary glands.
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>>127279329
Gordon Freeman catching Lunara's belly with his crowbar while she leaps over him.
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>>127279848
The Crusade calls.
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>>127280109
The fem crusader from Tier 3 is actually very down to earth and bro-tier, cynical even. Total opposite of uptight, stick-up-their-ass stereotypical lawful good type.
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>>127279049
I want a one piece swimsuit Li Li more than anything in this game.
They can make the game even more shit in return.
I want to take on a radical wave with adventure panda dude.
>>127279329
Pic related. Chen's domestic abuse.
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>>127280289
I'm way too out of it, Diablo 3. She would totally flash her boobs if it meant an auto-win for hear team, and even put enough heart into it to seem legit. Then go back to her crusade,
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>>127280289
One of the things i hate about the OC they create for the game is how they are so different from the originals, morales sounds cheery but not as sarcastic as the normal medic unit, lunara being the "first of cenarius" (big sister) dryad is a "no fun allowed type" compared to her sisters
only hammer is ok, since she is bigmouthed and rude as the siege tank pilots
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>>127280289
Tier 3?
What's that?
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>HL is full of tryhards
>QM is full of novas and zeratuls

what am i supposed to do?
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>>127280823
Dou-Que, people say
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>>127280492
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>>127279491
>The Mysterious Question Mark Man
WHO AM I?
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>>127281276
Khlador f.a.m
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>>127281276
THE ONE MAN WRECKING CREW
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>>127281371
Khaldor should be a hero
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Did someone say khaldor
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Well guess we win.
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>>127282015
Hey Lana.
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>>127281802
what's the problem?
those ARE shit comps
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>>127282902
yeah he had no chance vs abathur illidan and lubara
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>>127282902
if you qm has more than one of abathur, nova, zeratul, rexxar, lunara, murky, gazlowe, sylvanas, chogall, stitches, illidan, brightwing
then be sure to send a ss to blizz bitching about how unfair it is
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1-8 boys, fun stuff
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>>127283829
How people complain about rexxar (in qm mind you) assuming said rexxar isn't retarded? he gives slows, stuns and for a warrior some decent damage to a fight, not to mention the fucker can be turbo gazlowe when it comes to creeping, and still can teamfight properly
My guess is if he is the only "warrior" in your team
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>Decide to play one game.
>Cho'Gall on my team.

Wow am I done already? That was fast.
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>>127284127
>why do people complain about a hero so shit he's countered by Illidan?
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>>127284332
How exactly is he countered by Illidan?
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>>127279329
Thrall riding Jaina
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>>127284465
if he gets around Misha then Rexxar can't do shit about him except hope his team picks him off
the problem with Rexxar is the Misha isn't the whole hero, Rexxar is a warrior with the vulnerabilities of an assassin but nothing to make up for it
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>>127284465
stuff that can chase you to no end fucks him up, he has no real escape, need to time your bear charges properly to even have a chance.
would probably make him decent, god forbid. But a sprint at 13 would be pretty good for him, it's not like people pick anything other than wildfire bear
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>>127281802
why is bottom pic blue team vs blue team
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>>127284956
Replay mode or somethin idk do i look like a doctor to ya
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>>127271817
>The facepaint.
>Not that shitty ass pink.

I like her master skin even, but everyone uses that crap and ruins it.
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>>127279848
I'll finish this later. I actually want to play some rounds before I get cranky.
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>>127285474
not the guy that requested it, but good stuff
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>>127285474
>panda warglaives
Samwise pls keep going
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>>127279848
>>127285474
woah what the fuck this is not ok
my waifu is pure
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>>127286671
>Shaved head
AHAHA PURE LIKE A SLUT
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what's the deal with Zagara?
I've seen her in 80% of my matches.
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>>127284783
>>127284954
In a 1v1 Illidan might counter him but Illidan can beat a good number of characters 1v1. 1v1 isn't Illidan's problem. Illidan's problem is as soon as he enters a team fight he explodes because he's not good.
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>>127287707
Abathur made her too stronk
seriously now she always was top tier specialist, and she recently dropped to 4kgold too
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>>127287707
QM or HL?

Either way, she's relatively cheap and very good right now.
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>>127287902
the problem is that any dive at all annihilates him, I only specified Illidan because he's commonly considered to be bad but fucking rapes Rexxar, with someone like Muradin it'd be even worse
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>>127287949
>>127287953
Oh, I see.
My problem is that when the Zagara player is on my team, they keep getting mercs even if we are in a team fight
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>>127288114
Any dive annihilates any back line. Rexxar has never been good as a solo tank. If you are trying to play him like that you are playing him wrong.
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>>127288242
He CAN solo tank, but the problem is that requires his teammates to position perfectly and watch their own asses.
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zagara's creep should make kerrigan and her minions move faster, thoughts? this happens in sc, don't know why it shouldn't happen here
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>>127264316
Check the opponents. They all have high mmr as well. No replays deleted.
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>>127288216
Then they went for split pushing, wich she can do pretty well but it's a dick move NOT to inform the team that you're gonna do it, since generally all zagaras go for "nexus frenzy" at 4, maw and double muta asspain.
Also if they don't put creep in objectives/bosses as scout drones, ask them or call them out for being baddies
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>>127288457
If you start applying the logic of the respective games, Uther's healing would hurt Arthas even without the talent
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>>127288637
>tfw you can't heal anub'arak as arthas with coil from the get-go
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Is ORD1 still laggin for anyone?
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>>127289003
I don't know what server I was in but once I hit fucking combat I locked up for a good 5 seconds when I saw a Butcher and Lunara come straight for me. I panicked but still made it safe.
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>>127288420
No he can't. If he does your team is at a disadvantage.
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>>127289426
ACKSHULLY as you'll see in my proceeding post, rexxar solo tank requires PERFECT play from your team. So in fact! He can solo tank because your team will position perfectly
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>Nazeebo on my team dies 7 times.
>Is completely useless because he picked Naz.
>Complains about everyone else.
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>someone picks lunara on my team

why do you queue up for hl if you just want to lose?
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>it's a "bot Hammer vs competent Stitches" episode
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>>127289784
I wonder what it's like to be cuck9

>spend thousands of hours making tutorials and analyzing gameplay
>your brother does nothing and becomes the voice of sc2 while you slowly fade away
>your brother slowly morphs into a beard sporting hipster douchenozzle while you get fatter and more despondent with each day

Kek
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>>127290125
Isn't he like game designer now for some smaller game company.
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>>127289889
>it's a stage dive ETC episode
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WAIT 'TILL THEY GET A LOAD IN ME
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>>127291087
What did she mean by this?
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>>127290951
>Death Metal isn't called "Day the Music Died"
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>>127291087
ANYTIME YOU'RE EDDIE!

What did he mean by this?
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>>127290581
Project Atlas
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>Tyrande on our team vs Sgt Hammer.
>Never once tries to stun her. Even when it's obvious where she's set up and one easy we'd kill her.
>Ask her why.
>"I was pinging retreat our entire team can't take out one character!"

I fucking hate this game.
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>>127292826
Whats annoying is that basically every game now is team based and the problem of retarded teammates is pervasive throughout.
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>>127267308
>conjurer's pursuit
yeah
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>>127292826

on the flip side

>be doing quick meme on diablo
>just me and chen up late game
>they have butcher + aba hat + valla finishing up a shrine
>zagara spamming in chat telling us to kill butcher

i don't even mind losing too much

but when people like this show up i want to stab them repeatedly in the face
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>Lose game after game in QM with good heroes.
>Play Sgt Hammer win.

So the idea is to play the shit heroes in QM huh?
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Guys I'm thinking about getting Doomhammer talk me out of it.
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>>127295930
Do it, she's cute and worth it
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>>127295930
Do it, it makes Hammer worth playing. You'll always look cool even if you suck at Hammer.
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Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
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>>127296737
>end up as lili in ARAM
>no idea how to play her
>hold down Q and never let go
>press F once every few minutes
>3x as much healing as the enemy morales
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>>127296409
>>127296246
Does she actually get new lines or is the same old lines?
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>>127296967
>aram
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>>127296967
>aram
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>>127298149
>>127298330
>aram
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>>127298928
>>127298330
>>127298149
>aram
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reminder that the Light abandons no man
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>>127297738
No line changes just run through a voice filter and her tank sounds changed to match it, like iron clanking against wood.
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>>127301062
I think they got rid of the filter because it sounded like ass.
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What is the joke supposed to be when Medic greets Hammer?

Alabama Kowalski? Who's that?
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>>127301592
That's Hammer's real name. Hammer is a nickname.
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>>127301682
holy shit deepest lore
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>>127300943
Reminder that when you play against Uther the light has definitely abandoned you.

Also just found out that my new phone really wants to autocorrect "Uther" to "Usher."
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>>127302031
>Reminder that when you play against Uther the light has definitely abandoned you.
no anon, you've abandoned the Light
but it's always darkest before the Dawn
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>>127264427

Haunted Mines return LITERALLY

W H E N
H
E
N
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>>127303614
never, confirmed gone for good

recent scaling changes would have made it the snowballiest map ever with a victory after the first mines
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>>127301592
>>127301682
hammer confirmed polak
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>>127304149
As if that wasn't already the case.
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>>127304149

That's a shame, it was a fun and interesting map. Much better than infernal shits
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>>127305598
You play Sylvanas don't you.
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>>127306001
No, I play Arthas and Leoric, and now Artanis.
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Daily reminder Lunara is perfectly balanced.
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>>127307059
I don't know how to tell you this but Lunara is terrible.
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>you will always be 100% win rate on meme mines
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>>127307059
if nova turned around and fired a single rotation, Lunara would be dead
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>>127307059
Luna can't actually do fast damage, so she'll die every time if you DPS race her
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>>127307626
Probably took Anti-Armor Shells so her attack was still on cooldown
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>>127307150
All 4 of them fucked up
>running away futilely instead of trying to trade or popping spell shield
>no puffer fish
>wasted gravity lapse, didn't bodyblock, misses flamestrike and no heroic
>no zombie wall on a stunned enemy and misses it once she starts moving
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>been making a growing block list of shitters
>get put on a team with 4 people on my block list who are now global muted as well
>lose in the most pathetic match I've ever seen
Still haven't implemented the proper block list changes I see?

Can't wait till they do.
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>>127309113
feel like the community is too small to block people to play with you

doubt it will ever happen
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>>127309270
I'm willing to wait in long queues for proper matchmaking, which won't happen.
So I'll settle for waiting in long queues where I don't get matched with known shitters.
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>>127307059
How can 4 people be this bad?
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>team member highlights medic
>die inside
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>>127309369
murky is even level 10 and master skin :^)
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>>127283404
>>127283829
oh get fucked, if you got that team comp in HL you'd lose your shit
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Gazlowe had to fall 12% to be slightly better than lunara
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>>127307059
>daily reminder that there are webms and gifs of shitters created everyday.
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Read the heroesnexus guide to thowing you shitters, it might just help you get out of bronze league.
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>>127310187
but im gold
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>>127310187
Top kek, the added text is funny as shit
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>>127307059
>KT wastes stun on octograb
>Nazeeb fails with corpse wall
>Nova runs away like a frenchman for no reason
>murky is a faggot


No yeah, 4 shitters can fuck it up. if the KT was talented right lunara probably would have died right away anyways.
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>>127309925
those were quick matches khlador was bitching about.
And I'd have nothing to bitch about even in hl, if red took abathur, illidan, and lunar
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>>127310187
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3z6qv3/all_the_places_youll_go_all_the_ways_that_youll/

try linking it faggot

>reddit
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>tfw instalock meme slug as first pick
>people start crying in the chat
>laugh and ignore
feels good not being a retard who thinks this game is a job
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>>127310975
>rationalizing hero choice with RL argument
based shitter
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>>127311110
The beast possible comp is slug with chogall, he put a hat on him and they can melt any hero in under a second and then when slug xeroxes chogull after lvl 10, the enemy team usually just ragequits
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>>127310975
>I intentionally play competitive team games like a retard crippling my team for no reason
>"hurr dont treat it like a job bro"

the only reason you get away with this faggotry is because we, as a collective player base, can't say "we're not playing with you anymore" like we could for any other competitive team game for the history of mankind pre-internet.
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>>127311217
>>127310975
The best thing about meme slug is, that nobody knows when you afk
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>First two picks: Illidan and Abathur
>Enemy team first picks: Tyrande and Uther
This might go ok... maybe.
>3rd and 4th picks: Stitches and Lunara
I... ok.
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>I WANT TO LE BE LE MASTER AT THIS LE GAME HERE THIS IS TOTALLY WORTH IT PLAYING LIKE BORING SHIT BECAUSE I WILL BE LE MASTERZ AND GET LE GRILLZ XDDD
yeah, we are done here
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>>127311091
>>127311254
>>127311365
Do you really need to get a popcorn pic to realize you've been trolled?

I mean for fuck's sake, it's 4chan, /vg/, /hotsg/, what are the odds that a normiefag like John there made it here and decided to post that?
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>>127311438
>meta-baited
pretending to be baited by illiciting tl'drs
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>>127311438
normiefags play competitive team games to win. that's what they're designed for. The "hurr I like li-li/ I like Abathur" autist idiot is exactly the kind of person who would post on /hotsg/
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Oh god after 20 days of saving up just one more game and i will have enough gold for abathur i am so excited
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>>127311661
Li Li is the best hero in the game, champ

Abathur is shit tho
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>>127312018
case and point.
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>read some azmodan guides on heroes nexus, maybe i'll learn something
>they recommend the "best times to solo siege camps"
are these people fucking retarded? why the fuck would you ever waste your shitty mana pool on merc camps as azmodan when you can 1 shot a minion wave with far less mana?

wow, just wow, these imbeciles are writing guides, and other imbeciles are saying it's "well written" and giving it +1s

humanity never fails to disappoint
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>blizzard just slapped a huge heal on top of tyrande's already balanced kit "in name of QM fairness" without any attempt at rebalancing rest of her

HAVE THESE NIGGERS
E V E R
BALANCED A GAME BEFORE?
NO?
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>>127312515
Tyrande wasn't broken until the scaling changes though
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>>127312515
>>127312689
She was a lot more OP when her E build got 3 talents and it didn't conflict with trueshot which was a level 7 talent.
Tyrande is still my favorite/most played hero but she was pretty lackluster after that. I wasn't aware that she recently got a buff, that must be why I see her all the time now.
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>>127312512
Are you retarded? There's huge potential to soloing a camp, like right before a team fight objective for starters. Camps put pressure on lanes which can force players to react at inopportune times.

You must be one of those people who plays a specialist and never leaves the lane for any reason. Those people are scum and don't belong on HotS.
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>>127313203
>waste your mana on soloing a camp
>it takes forever anyway
>show up to teamfight late and without full mana
OR
>just fucking get someone to help you do it
you've never really played azmodan, have you?
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>>127313274
Stay bronze, bronzie
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>>127313380
awww itty bitty baby got called out? the only way out is to call someone a bronzie?

hehehe
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>Have fun playing with randoms
>Team coordination is good
>Look them up after the game in case their worth playing with again
>See this

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
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>>127313636
>this hero has the ability to do something not many heroes can do
>but doing it would cost mana so what's the point
bronze logic
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>>127313914
>this hero is inefficient at taking merc camps solo
>he can push at least 2 lanes by 1 shotting waves and thus give allies plenty of opportunity to take merc camps
>fuck it i'll stop pushing lanes so i can do something solo even though there's no reason to
bronze logic
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>>127309995
63 games have little statistical significance
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>>127314050
>this can be done with one person but why not let two or three people do it
>merc camps aren't worth spending mana on
>soloing a merc camp is never a good idea
copper logic
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>>127314150
see, if you weren't such a shitter that never played azmodan successfully, you'd know that you'd always rather spend your mana on poking before teamfights or pushing lanes (so they pressure during teamfights)

advanced stuff, don't worry about it, at your level you probably don't see many good azmodans anyway
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>>127314298
>when you play this hero you always do this
wooden logic
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>>127309995
How could they release a hero that is such shit? I know they fucking blow ass at balancing, but her release was just horrible.
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>>127314298
This isn't even amusing to me anymore. It's just making me sad to know there are people like you that I will probably get teamed up with eventually.

Hell, I probably already have, and like I said earlier, you were probably one of those people who never left the lane and when we lost started crying "but muh siege damage!"
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>nobody wants to play with a memeslug ;_;
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>>127313746
Maybe they were AFKing against AI to get level 5 gold?
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>>127272756
He took the revive ult that game too.
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>>127314752
You can't go afk in VS AI mode as the game will disconnect you even if you are matched with AI teammates. Only in Training mode you will not be disconnected for being afk.
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>>127307150
This desu
I love playing Lunara but she feels like playing Gazlowe, she's fun but damn it's hard not to feel like an Anchor on your team.
Have to play really well to avoid that every game.
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>>127314463
>lanes are pushed
>at least a few enemies visible and defending
>objective soon
>hurrr durr what should we do
>not siege camps
probably one of those retards that gets killed just before the objective
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>>127311217
Wait, what happens when Abathur clones Cho?
Does Gall cast spells from both of them?
Or does he only gain Cho's abilities?
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>>127315017
You can afk in ai as abathur and leoric
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>>127315231
Only Cho melee bullshit. Literally no sense to waste evolution on fucking cho'gall useless shit.
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>>127315231
He can only cast chos abilities. Rune bomb doesn't explode
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>get the stimpack from the event
>it's the only week of every year I have a life with christmas+new year's
>only use 2 days of it
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>>127314703
Before I played HotS, my friend pitched Abathur to me as "playing an RTS while your team plays a moba".

Boy was I disappointed. Also, RTS hero when?
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>>127315367
Me too. I intentionally left games played at 49 so I could get stimpak value
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>enemy team is all ranged and has morales
>we have thrall
>he picks earthquake
well that was an easy way to guarantee a loss
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>>127315367
>not realizing the event was meant for kiddies who get christmas vacation from high school meant to entice them into spending xmas money on freemium content
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>>127315421
i literally only play abathur for the clone ult, i don't even engage much before that, the clone is way too much fun, also mine build every time
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>>127315657
>choosing the obviously inferior ult
>playing for fun
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Old men ret paladin with mechadin skin when?
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im real tired of picking same talents every game
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>>127315421
An scv hero would be cool

Repair building
>repair shit

Build structure
>barracks, can only have 2 active at once
>two marines are added to each minion wave
>can place both barracks in one lane
>various talents to upgrade the marines or increase barrack cap or convert into factories
>build bunkers, can hold 4 marines. If a bunker is empty and a marine walks by it will enter, some max # of bunker

Supply drop
>drop minerals

Ult
Stim repair
>increased repair speed 100%

Orbital command
>passive mineral income
>activate to scan target area, reveal
>spend max mineral amount to train another scv that replaces you when you die

Trait
>construction vehicle
>uses minerals instead of mana
>dead enemies drop minerals (like butcher)
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>>127316163
Needs stuff to help with teamfight but pretty gud stuff. Maybe marine drop pods or something
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>>127316078
play QM and mute all team chat at the beginning of the game
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>>127316163
Anything that is focused on repairing buildings will be causing abnormous game length like in dota-2 or league of legends. Blizzard is happy with average games being around 15-20 minutes, so there will be no 'repair guy' in this game ever.
Your 'scv hero' is just a gazlowe with minions replacing turrets.
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>>127316163
>a whole hero who is just a glorified MULE
most retarded concept i've read all week, end yourself
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>>127316708
this, and i'd rather have it this way too desu
MULE is already shitty enough, i'm so fucking glad haunted memes is out
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>>127316845
but haunted memes was the fastest map
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Just one more hero and i will have enough to play hl. I am pretty excited, qms are filled with total retards, sometimes i am not sure if i accidental haven't entered an ai match
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>>127317109
Rank 30-50 isn't much better. It's filled with people who instantly lock in their favorite heroes despite being a terrible choice and people who stop playing after 5 minutes after they get yelled at for making a bad decision.

I got placed rank 35 after the reset and it took me forever to get past 30 because of people who trolled up games because they stopped caring for one reason or another, it was fucking infuriating. Now I'm stuck at rank 20 because I get people who think it's a good idea to pick 2 warriors who don't tank or deal damage.
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>win 4 ranked games in a row as hammer
>decide not to play hammer because forced 50% is out to get me
>mfw infernal shrines
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>>127317608
Then shitstomp through the low ranks with your friends
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>>127317881
The only friend of mine who plays consistently is also stuck around the 20 range. I'm usually the one getting us up to 20 and I opt out after we lose a few in a row
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>>127318023
I wonder how it feels playing hl for teams like DK who don't even remember how the losing animation looks like
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>>127317608
>it's everyone else's fault
eat shit, i solo queued from the beginning as support and still got to 2.7k MMR and rank 1 easily

>everyone is making bad decisions
>my decisions are correct so i am doing this all by myself
>lose
>OMG IM PLAYING WITH MORONS
this is pretty much rank 20
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>>127318246
>im lying
FTFY
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I'm laughing at all of the people in this thread being so critical of others in such a casualized/simple game
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>>127318442
this desu senpai
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>>127318369
>being so shit that 2.7k MMR and rank 1 in HOTS seems like a big deal enough to lie about
wow
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>>127318617
>being sad enough of a human being to still lie about it
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>>127310187
SO MUCH CRINGE IN ONE PIC
lmao
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>mfw master skin cho'gall
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If a Cho gets dc'd does the Gall player just float around on a bot?
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I tried so many heroes already but the only one which i really enjoy is nova. Any other hero i only managed to get to level 5-6 tops before i got bored of him. HL will be suffering
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>nova on your team
>she always snipes before decoys
do retards still not realize that decoys share your cooldowns and won't snipe if you already used it?
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>>127319680
I'm lvl 13 Nova player and now i knew a little more
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>>127319792
it's ok anon, typical for nova players
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>>127319680
so? decoys don't do any damage anyway you retard and only the biggest shit would take the lethal decoy later in the game anyway
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>push
>overextend
>wipe
>repeat
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>>127320724
I overexted any all the time.
Why? Playing safe is BOOOOORING. Literally standing near the gate poping out skillshots and then runninfg back in scared with no kills on either side .. holy shit, sing me out.
I don't care if we win or lose, if the game ends with me having like 20 kills and 15 death, i call it a success. this is a game not a job son
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>>127320665
>not getting double slow duration because of decoys
>not realizing that the snipe animation on the decoys is enough to fool people into thinking it's you
>not picking lethal decoy if there is the possibility of getting free kills
you are literally this shit
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what's the difference between rank1 players and rank9 players
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>be tyrande
>gank squad with random diablo
>he walks through the middle of the lane so everyone knows where he's going
>gets dismounted by minions
>gets angry when i decide to stun someone by myself and get a kill
wew lad
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>>127321729
>rank 9 player 1: OMG THIS DRAFT SUX!
>rank 9 player 2: NO U SUCK
>rank 9 player 3: last picks gazlowe because we're going to lose anyway
>rank 1 players: the same, but the enemy team is overconfident and cocky because our draft is objectively shit, so they constantly overextend and get destroyed anyway
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Is thrall bad or something? I never see anyone play him
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>diablo charges squishy to gank
>doesn't overpower
>tell him to overpower
>you cant, so stfu, they always walk away
i have no words
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>>127318246
Just got out of a battlefield of eternity game where nazeebo literally never went to the objective and ended up doing less siege damage than the healer and less hero damage than the tank
But no, please go on about how that's completely my fault
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>>127321945
Of the 15 or so games I've played tonight he's been in probably about half of them.

Great for teamfights with his CC.
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>>127322242
>Great for teamfights with his CC
yeah that's what I thought. His healing can also be insane
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When are they buffing specialist heroes to actually do something?
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>>127322760
Sylvanas, Vikings and Zagara are good though
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>>127319010
looks pretty good desu
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How do you build Thrall?

So far I usually build:
>Block / Rolling Thunder
>Ride the Lightning (Envenom vs stealthies)
>Wind Shear / Frostwolf Grace
>Thrall's only heroic
>Grace of Air / Spellshield
>Tempest Fury
>Nexus Blades / Bolt
I don't know how optimal this is, the extra active heal can be super useful when someone thinks they can finish me off, but the reduced CD on Windfury makes Thrall a beast in longer fights. Although, most fights tend to end with a well placed Sundering and a single burst from everyone.

Is Forked Lightning good against a poke team? I just can't imagine being without the massive heal that Tempest Fury provides.
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>>127322865
Tass really needs a complete rework. I can't stand people who play specialists.
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>join a random 4 man premade
>win everygame because the enemy team only has 2-3 premades per game.
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>>127323890
I constantly go up against 5 mans when no one else in my group is in a group. It's the worst.
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>>127323580
Tassadar is a support.
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>>127323143
lightning heals the same as longs as there are 5 heroes or at least some minions around.
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>>127324731
It also bounces and counts in scenery, but only once, thos pillars and other things that break when a skillshot hits them
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>>127323143
Thrall already shits on Nova and Zeratul, so you don't need to counter pick for them. Follow through is good in any build, but a little better with forked lightning. Giant Killer should be considered if you plan to take tempest fury.
Forked lightning is always good. You take it when going all in with windfury is a bad idea. Any hero with blinds or good cc can ruin a windfury build. Forked lightning can't really be countered, and you don't necessarily lose healing if you took ride the lightning.
Both Thrall's heroics are very good. Earthquake is very strong against enemies with poor escape and to combo with other heroics. The level 20 upgrade for earthquake is pretty broken; it's like 4 storm shields.
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>/vg/ chat channel
>nobody plays
>nobody talks
For what purpose
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>>127325407
if you're 3.5k+ mmr, i will play with you. otherwise you're bronzie
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>falstad waits for the cd to finish so that he can fly back to the base instead of hearthing
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So when is blizz nerfing nova?
Instantly getting killed from stealth just isn't fun
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>>127326008
just don't play minions
just hope he doesn't draw his combo
just kill him before he gets lethal
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>>127326008
she only bursts for 9k at level 20 just git gud
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>>127326467
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>>127325407
just join reddit, full of memers and bronzies, the rage salt and butthurt there is fun banter
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>>127326008
You can't really nerf her, she is barely viable as it is. If you take her damage away she has nothing.
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>>127327472
>implying they can't buff her in other areas while nerfing the ridiculous burst
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>>127327616
>hero literally good only for one thing
>"b-but i'm sure if you nerf the only good thing about hero, you can compensate somewhere else!!"
Are you seriously this dumb?
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You know the drill, armchair generals.
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>>127327616
>implying you can't just git gud
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>>127327951
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>>127328043
>that portrait
you like shit dont you
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>>127327616
>>127327813
just make triple tap targetable on minions and mercs and precision strike do extra damage to non-heroic targets to help her siege
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>>127328043
>get Razgriz randomly as an enemy
>we lose
>see this
>lunara portrait
I feel shame. I'm glad I'm anonymous...
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>>127327951
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>>127327951
>still no martillo gf
also on the us server i have chen, murk, tychus illidan and tlv all roughly the same level 7-8
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>>127327951
i played nova before she became a shitty meme
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>>127328407
This is exactly why I use that portrait
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>QM
>3 levels behind
>tell my team to just let the enemy win
>people start crying saying to report me
>lose 10 minutes later instead of 5 because they didn't give up
Where is that surrender vote?
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>>127328749
back to LOL
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>>127328749
:^)
im onto you you memester
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who /pandalover/
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>>127328620
How long have you been playing?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3z9s7s/lots_of_stutters_and_fps_drops_on_a_new_pc/

>new pc
>doesn't post specs
>thinking "new" = "high end"
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>first pick lunara on my team
why isn't there a surrender button?
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>>127329292
i didnt know hotsg was for discussing reddit posts
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>>127329292
if you are going to bring reddit shit here, then you might as well go all out, here is a link a he gave for his build http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/LrkMzy
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>5 man premade super burst comp with morales dibbles etc and jimbo vs a ragtag group of random unpartied QMers as butcher, aba, tass, nova, mura
th-thanks matchmaking
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>>127319182
Gall will inevitably become dc'd too
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>>127329774
>th-thanks matchmaking
NP? You guys should win that one. At least a couple of their players are trash.
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>>127319182
Yep. But at least the bot understands B'ing is a move that must be done sometimes.
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>>127329854
>le MMR > coordination face
Dustin pls
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>>127330003
shitters are never coordinated, senpai
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>>127329774
>super burst comp
>with medic diablo etc
?
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>>127330189
it's not like the MMR difference is enough to make up for the potential advantage from the party being on voice comms, keep defending this garbage matchmaking though
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>>127329975
What will happen if Gall pings on Cho bot?
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>decide to do quest in ai
>get put as 5th for a 4 stack
>wtf
>they say gg after
>curious as fuck
>check their profiles all of them look like this


They legit just stack as a group and do 6 min ai runs and thats it
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>>127330192
when everything is stunned it's a giant feast for stimbo
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>>127330339
I'm on voice comms with my RL friend who sucks ass all the time. He's still up on top lane over extending or taking a camp solo.

Don't be such an emo teenager.
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>>127330541
my guess is gold farming bots that sell the accounts once they unlock enough heroes
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>>127330541
A lot of people play this only vs AI dude. Same deal with LoL.
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>>127330368
The cho bot will constantly go in the direction the gall head is facing
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>>127329139
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>>127330693
I know a guy that only does vs ai, my only problem how easy it is, wish the bots weren't so braindead
even in elite, you hit the core, put a constate AoE between the core and the safe zone, and they just dance around. Also when they do a single merc the whole bot team does a deathball and pushes with said mercenaries
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>>127315421
vikings
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>>127329229
Few games a month, been in since alpha.
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>>127330823
As they have 'coming soon' on vs ai tab, maybe that means one day thay'll improve AI to sort of adequate competitive level. And I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the same day as the start of season 1, in other words - never.
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>>127331481
>ai
>competitive
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>>127327951
fuck tanks&supps
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>>127331696
Yeah, like PvE in WoW.
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>>127327951
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>>127332298
>PvE
>competitive
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>>127334209
>laughs at the prospect of competitive raiding
>has never engaged in it
>most likely only has 1-2 mythic bosses downed at most (whichever are easy enough for the braindead)
>it's not his fault he can't find a proper guild
>why even bother trying with all the shitters on x realm
typical wow drones
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>>127334350
>"competitive" means beating whatever boss is fotm the fastest

this isn't speedrunning gen, gtfo
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>My Tyrande
>started playing her recently because a streamer said shes op
>uses shadowstalk completely at random
>rarely lands a stun never uses owl or mark

>Their Tyrande
>has 100+ tyrande games
>Hits almost every stun
>Uses hunter's mark just before a target takes a lot of damage
>Owls everywhere sniping kills left and right
>Uses shadowstalk as an extra heal
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>>127336629
Literally ever fotm hero
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>>127337462
>tfw the only FOTM heroes I was that good at were Sonya and Johanna
ARROGANT NEPHILIM
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>>127329139
o_o
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>>127330793
Too much fun!
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>>127331481
I really hope it's something like a Tower Defense map(s). They used to have something like that back in Wc3 custom games days.

Waves of minions come at you, getting stronger. You're not going to win, it's just about how long you can last. There can still be objectives and camps and what not to make it interesting. It spawns bosses every 5 waves or so. ect
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>>127331481
>maybe that means one day thay'll improve AI to sort of adequate competitive level

The bots go for objectives and stuff, so they're already better than most players
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To all my LA homies was thinking about getting together for a /hotsg/ meet up before thisiga goes back to school. Just putting the word out was thinking maybe in n out or something.
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>>127341305
i dont want to be around any one of you memer fucks
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Is there any adequate reason why they are making people to pay 30 bucks for some useless pack of shit just to be able to get Jaina christmas skin?
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any way for me to "afk" heroes without being kicked in AI games so I can farm exp and gold

and no i don't have leoric or abathur
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>>127342760
you can farm exp in training mode, you won't get kicked, no gold though.
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>>127342760
gold, no
exp, yes
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>>127342889
i want gold
can't i queue my hero to suicide against core everytime he respawns
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>>127341305
>meeting up with pedos, autists, serial memers
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>be stitches
>see ally about to die
>hook them to me back to safety
>they RUSH back to their death
just another day in sub 2k mmr land
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>>127343237
>ping for retreat
>Start moving back
>Use any stun or CC I have to stop enemies and let my allies with low HP run
>They see me doing that and they go back to fight
>They die
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>>127341305
>Thisigia lives on the opposite end of the continent from you
>you will never meet him
>he will never love you like he loves pandas
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>>127341305
I was thinking about having a meetup at Pax East
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>>127343436
to be fair, will he love anything as much as he loves pandas?
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>>127341305

yeah, there will definitely be plenty of in and out

if you know what i mean
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>>127343237
>taking ally hook
You belong there.
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>>127343237
>Ally Hook.
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>>127344812
>jainabelle's tits
yes
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>>127341305
sounds gay
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>>127329610
there kinda is:
>instalock abathur
>someone from your team kindly cancels the game for you
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>>127347065
p.s.: also mention in chat that you have just bought aba and really want to try him out
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>tfw you will never give Brightwing your sticky flare

why even live?
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>>127347275
doesn't work since they can see your profile right away to check I always do at least.

What you should do in that situation is go to google translate and make a phrase something like "go fuck yourselves you fucking faggots" and than just paste this "идти eбaть ceбя вы, блин, пeдики" guranteed dodge like 9 out of 10 times also make sure you have illidan highlighted
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should bw be able to double outheal tyrande + reghar
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>>127350771

no because you should delete brightwing from the game as nova
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>>127350941
implying i didnt hunt jaina all the time
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>>127351081
>hunt jaina all the time
>jaina only has 4 deaths
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we got all the memes. can we still lose?
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>>127350771
should bronze players should not be allowed to see the scoreboard or hotslogs

hey dumb fuck because brightwing heals in an aoe all the time passively her scoreboard numbers in theory will be high no matter what even if she barely keeps anyone alive
if you start sniping jaina/falstad instead of shooting into artanis brightwing would have much less healing done
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>>127351353
typical nova players can't get the job done even when they are doing it wrong
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>>127350771
It doesn't look like your team even has much to heal. All of you are squishy as fuck except the Bear who has a whole E ability dedicated to healing him.
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>team is Illidan, Nova, Zeratul, Kael with me as Bwing
>lose 1 fight for curse tribute but still doing well
>game becomes even
>they all start to flame one another and the Illidan refuses to play the game and just does the camps and split pushes for the rest of the game and calls himself a troll and only speaks in Emoticons
>Zeratul is slinging 6th grade tier insults
>Nova is talking about how she is better than everyone else
>Kael is laughing at everyone and bragging about his LoL account's MMR
>I just stay silent the entire game after telling them to relax and focus because we still have a chance to win this after the first fight loss
>each of them keep telling me to follow them because they are right and they solo carried games on their character before
>my face during the entire game

How did I get branded with every single stereotype in this game?
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>>127341305
>Another 4chan meetup
>Filled with redditors and tumblrites just like the threads
>cum_muffins.jpeg
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>>127352676
>me as Bwing
But Anon, you are the stereotype.
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>>127352836
I always pick Auto Select and it decided the support of choice today was Bwing.
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>>127351552
Nigga wut?

that's a top 200 Player
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>>127353210
>not being used to the fact that 80% of the moba community is jaded as fuck and can't respond to things properly
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>>127351561
nice bullying
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>my team stiches, johanna, muradin, morales, malfurion
>enemy team sylvanas, raynor, leoric, diablo, tassadar
LOVE THIS MATCHMAKING
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>Sgt Hammer
>the most annoying hero in the game
>useless in Hero League since she's so easily counter picked...
>... yet most of the time in Quick Meme you won't have that
>so her fat fucking ass sits there and does more damage than any assassin
>you'll die diving to kill her so you either have to endure her bullshit AAs or just forget about winning the teamfight
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>>127355325
>my Hammer has the white skin but is literally useless
>enemy Hammer has the beginner skin and facefucks everything on the map to death
every fucking time
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>>127355674
>I play Hammer
>my team doesn't protect me at all
>enemy hammer's team stays with her and murders anyone who attempts to move in on her
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>>127355976
>I play Hammer
>siege in the dumbest spot possible
>blame my team when I die
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>their X has Y skin, pleb horse
>my X has master skin, Z mount
>my X continuously dies early/often
>everytime

Nice game blizz babies
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why does every muradin think it's their job to jump straight into the enemy team and get insta gibbed?
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>>127355976
>"Hammer stop sieging right in front of their Stitches"
>"I have to protect the objective"
>gets hooked and 1v5'd to death for the 8th time
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are you /supportinghotdogs/, /hotsg/ ?
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>>127356173
>make a post projecting your own bronziness onto me by implying I siege all the time like you
>fill in the captcha
>press submit
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>>127356861
>still having captcha
>being bronze on 4chan as well as hots
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>>127356969
>paying for 4chan pass
>not paying for hotdog premium

your priorities are sure in order, anon
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fuck
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>>127357260
>Gazlowe
>Russian Nova
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>>127357260
>one shot, one kill
>one man, one crew

Who would you prefer?
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>>127357427
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>>127357260
>RussanGIRL
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>>127355674
Red is the color of aggression and dominance.
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Move over pandas, cutest and most fun support coming through.
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>>127358714
>tfw he will never dash to you when you are in need
>tfw he will never hold you tight in his palms and save you from death
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commanderInTheBronze pls
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>>127355325
Who counters SGT?
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>>127359978
braincells
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>>127359381

BRONZE COMMANDER DOES IT AGAIN

he is right though, fuck focused attack on tyrande
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>>127358714
I always feel so safe when there is a monk on my team
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>>127359978
tyrande, KT, jaina, artanus, stitches, nova

thats just off the top of my head.
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>>127359381

he is so tsundere for mewn it's unreal
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>>127357260
so we won in spite of gaz's relentless suicide camp steal attempts. the game ended with our team storming the enemy core while nova was busy sniping a wave of creeps that threatened our 100% health, 100% shield core.
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>>127320665
Lethal decoy is the best talent at that tier

>dismount
>interrupt channel
>more burst
>more vulnerables
>more slow
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>>127360469
dont forget leo
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>>127361412
It's not about how good your team is. It's about which team makes the most shitty choices.
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>>127316819
>1 ability is repair
Haha u mad
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>play gazlowe
>win

uhh, hotshits? want to explain this?
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who is your favorite russian streamer waifu and why is it gela?
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>>127362251
Looks like you got carried friend
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>>127362251
he's a one-man wrecking crew
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>>127362570
>watching streams instead of playing the game
>this generation
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>>127362570
>watching female streamers
Can you get any more pathetic
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>play assasin in QM
>no supports on either team for multiple games
>switch to support
>both teams have two supports each for multiple games
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>>127360469
Have I been only fighting retards because I never have problems with any of those unless they're all together in a gank squad.
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>>127362251

>Playing Gazlowe
>Azmodan has more siege damage.
.... Valla has more siege damage
.... ..... ..... DIABLO HAS MORE SIEGE DAMAGE.

You got carried so hard.
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bronze commander rekt as fuck
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>>127364208
If he was doing camps that siege damage isn't counted anymore.
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>>127364175
yes

>>127364292
i looked at mewns stream again and bronzander appears to have been thoroughly rekt by chat mods?
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Tfw you added commanderisuckdick to ignore long ago
Tfw you hear mewn say "yea I don't know what you're trying to do there commander but its not funny. Trying way too hard"
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>>127364692
>tfw almost every person you block loses their battletag
>half of them are from /vg/
good to know the rest of the game's playerbase didn't tolerate their shit either
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>>127362570
btw, twitch should really add filters so that you can find good cam wh^H^H^H girl gamers easier: nationality, hair color, age, bust size etc.
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>>127365221
It just changes their name to #s in the blocklist they're not banned
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>>127365243
Mfc has that but whores like kaceytron won't go there since they'll make significantly less than they do now
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>>127364208
>>127364370
I took like all the camps, + boss
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>>127363698
>because other generations didn't watch pros play games
nice b8 m8
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>>127356734
I dunno man

I would gladly if it looked like something that is here to stay (he did a huge thing for this game desu), but if Blizz decides to show MMR the website will be gone.

Might be desperation for some money before it all goes away, as cool and useful as his website it, he hasn't updated the client since forever and it still has that bug that causes it to crash all the time.
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>>127356734
no i just blocked the popup asking me to disable my adblocker :^)
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