Crafty Spider-wife edition
Lulu is the best/cutest champion in all of league of legends.
I get reported at least once a day for "offensive language". Half the time i dont even say anything in chat. I seriously have no idea how people get banned, the system is a joke.
>enemy team is all bruisers without gap closers with one ap assasin
>team complains because top fed enemy darius
>literally go top solo to clean up cs
>face tank darius and kill him using heal
>get super fed as rengar
>about to buy next damage item
>what if.. i buy thornmail
>they kill themselves when they try to fight back
>still do enough damage to claw their faces in
B R O K E N
who here /TANKgar/
diamond LITERALLY tonight
>zed is so broken right now
>wow zed is so strong
>zed is really go--
What's the best way to get better with a champion? I'm trying to learn Riven, and I'm doing really well on the hardest bots LoL provides, but Normals are way too stressful, played a Gnar game earlier today and got butt raped by a Darius and this jungle jax yelled at me and i wanted to cry
watch videos on how to do riven mechanics, animation cancelling and what not, if you really can't handle the stress of players just mute everyone at the start of the game and put on some chill music, pretend they are bots
What boat is that???
Is it a good boat?
I try to mute people but it doesn't help much, because if I'm feeding because I'm shit with a champion, I know I'm doing bad and feel bad anyways
I've been playing this game since season 1 or whatever, and this has just hit me within the past year, maybe I just need to leave LoL
it's a good boat, but a lonely one at times
because they think every champions with shield/cc can support or they wanted mid but were last pick and don't know its easier to carry as support zyra/brand/vel than lux
ok lets just sit in the boat. away from all the fetishes.
how do i adc/top/jungle ahri
>all the pictures have trees in them
>select street names
>do all 3
You had me, and then you lost me.
I dunno if we can still be bros, but I think we can at least agree that there IS a not tight enough.
Too tight just doesn't get me, how am I supposed to fit my hands/arms down and around? Just looking and touching through is only good for so long.
Some fetishes are okay, anon.
If yours is a bad fetish, you'll know it.
>froggen finally moves to na
>he still wont ever get to worlds because of all the stacked teams this year
fucking idiot LMAO, there's just no fucking room for you here. tsm and c9 are guaranteed for top 2 with their rosters, then you have liquid, immortals, and nrg competing for 3rd. should've joined earlier or not at all.
Tristana, Poppy, Lulu
yordle girls a shit
>select all images with street names
I love DeLux jam.
This shit is catchy, reminds me of the old cs gun sounds flash.
>it switches to impossible text captcha
>tfw gosu did a depression video
>he LITERALLY says "It's become so numb"
>my fucking sides the whole video
Bets? 1-0 promos to gold 1
Oh shit the other thread finally got deleted
>tell them it will so no point in posting
>"fuck you you cock loving faggot theres nothing wrong with teemo getting asspounded you're just gay and salty
>mfw Im thread OP
>drinking tears of the fags on this board
Ahri jungle is pretty rough, and I havent tried it since marksmen update. Wouldn't reccomend.
>get thousands on donations for doing anything
>still want to kill yourself
the absolute madman
Does this mean that money does not solve problems?
>being this autistic over a thread
go outside maybe
>not having a 4chan pass
so many headaches avoided
You're the impostor, I was around before you even started shitposting on here
What the fuck? How did you know that information pertains to me?
You got rid of the only ones who post here and make it weird. They move onto Alistar, Nasus, and Rengar/Zac
hopefully not the one I like
Two of CertainlyT's fucking babies and a walking unkillable mass need to go from this game.
Garen for his shit fanbase and bullshit ability to not die and shit damage
Kalista because even in her shit state now she's viable AND makes other Adc's obsolete by design
Yasuo because of his shit fanbase AND his ability to literally have everything with no drawbacks
At least Zed and Vaynes I can give some credit if they do well.
Give us the poppy support one please
I'm not though.
Why are you imposing me.
>forced to play ADC
>sup fights me over farm the entire game for some reason
>he gets two of the kills and flash ignited to get the third one when the guy was running back my way
>wonders why I have no items at the end of the game
Epic stuff bro
thats all they ever called me
the other summoners would take turns... using me for their own sick enjoyment. me and penirection tried to escape. i made it, but xhe fell down a hole full of dicks on the way to the demacian border. xhes the only friend I've ever known, xhe was like my sister that i never had. Xhe protected me from all types of harm, from the summoners who used us, to the other champions they tried to make us have sex with, so they could sell our services to people who like easy tranny pussy. i miss xer so much, i just can't go on without xer... if anybody finds this, tell them i meant something, tell them i was worthy for any slave daddy to love and care for. tell them i was a REAL woman.
i am a qt girl
who loves other girls :3c
I want to fucker to kill himself not for the sake of killing himself but for the sake of mankind not having his retarded gene in our gene pool because if you are so fucking retarded to whine about wanting to kill yourself and having to tell someone and not already doing it over the past 8 years but ALL OF A SUDDEN you gotta plan to kill yourself just as you started streaming as as some "famous" guy and recently spoke on stream after who knows how long. And the redditors will eat this shit up like breakfast.
>A toddler is as large as an adult
What is this shit tier artist doing? Do they have no sense of scaling?
I have photographic evidence that he also cared for dick.
Choosing a few mains, the basics, the specifics of the mains, ect.
Report them. You should have refused to lane with them and go mid instead.
got any foxslut?
I just got Vi, hopefully this works out.
Are there any notable futa vi artists?
main 2 champions in one role, play faceroll picks when you have to off-role, focus hard on last hitting, ward bushes, look at the minimap between cs, examine the instances in which you got outplayed and consider all the options you had which would have prevented you from being outplayed (e.g. did you use all your abilities, did you miss any abilities, did you forget to use a summoner spell, did you cancel an auto, did you auto a creep, did you get kited when your gap close was down, the list goes on)
>Xpecial - Not in LCS, Motivation, Future
>Not in LCS
>tfw i was asked to post my ign as support NA and nobody added me
How can I even be an imposter if I don't post "I love Lissandra!" like you?
what's she looking at?
why is the so red?
is she drinking tea and it's really hot?
People who watch streams and give these "ecelebs" attention are the lowest of the low
There can only be one Lissandra friend in this thread, friend.
Post more ice waifu
i would BREED shyvana
>Absolutely dominate lane against Jinx
>Absolutely dominate game
>Have a bad teamfight
>Jinx's clear and AS allows them to snowball from second turret to the nexus during the respawn timer
REMOVE THIS CRACKHEAD CUNT, RIOT. NOBODY LIKES THIS HARLEY QUINN LOOKING WASTE OF DATA AND IF THEY DO, KICK THEM IN THEIR LITTLE DINKY BALLS
why do golds love to bully me, a diamond player, in normals?
what drives them to do that
i can't even practice some champs that if i make mistakes i just get told where i bought the account
this needs to stop
you can do it friend
although I don't recommend you do it.
NORMIE GET OUT
NORMIE FREE ZONE UNDER THIS LINE
>tfw playing Rumble
>tfw land a good ult that keeps the backline for following up on the frontline's initiation while chunking them for half their health each
>Kill tanks with my %health burn and clean up the carries
Feels Good Man
Assassins as a role is a complete failure of a design decision and the role needs deleted along with revamping every champion in the role and turning them into other role types that are healthy for the games future and actually enjoyable to play against.
>tfw i don't like jinx
>people ship my main with her because of some harleyxjoker kink shit
The Bilgewater event was the best part of League in 2015
Except for the few days where they disabled Gangplank. Yeah, I get that they wanted us to think he died, but straight up disabling him was stupid. They should have just temporarily made Spooky his default skin. Or something like that
jungle kench is a nightmare to play against
>lane is pushed at all
>TP behind you
>grab you, spit you out from out of under the tower
how is his clear? I don't think riot wants him in the jungle
I wouldn't go that far, just these niggas need to not FARM SO WELL
Holy shit even if you shut down Zed and start the game with Zhonyas he'll just free farm because he's the babiest baby character to CS with since Mordekaiser and Anivia with blue
>maining presumably shaco
u wot m8
>trying to drum up support for a bilgwater character using pirate dialect because that's how a citizen of bligwater would usually talk.
>MF becomes pirate as a result.
the only slow clear will be your first one. After level three, one auto, one q, w+spit and smite kills every camp
by level 6 you can finish your entire jungle side before anything respawns
I felt like Shaco more like her dad
Rule violation or Ilegal content ?
But assassins have two of the worst type of people on the planet in a single role. Gay furries and edgelord 11 year olds, it's a win/win situation for riots profits!
Compelling argument, Zed main #5303503503503505330535035010519159101501549141981389018914890140914154443636436436364
Blizzard bought MLG. Have fun thinking about the implications.
I don't see what's wrong with maining shaco
>super fun to play
>can make the enemy tilt just by being in a game
>fast clear rate
>great ganks and one of the best gap closers in the game
Only downside is being squishy and having niggers saying you're copying shaclone or pink ward.
People seem to think otherwise.
I always though shaco didn't need any romantic or friendshipy relationship with a girl champion.
Besides maybe eve
huh, usually I see jinx with either cait or vi I cant remember the last shaco one I saw.
Threadly reminder that this games meta is dictated by streamers/win rates/pro's.
No one actually thinks for themselves or forms their own opinions.
no! you get out!
did you know?
Illaoi's W can crit,
Reese is a pedophileand that ___ Gosu___is ending himself?
And Poppy has the best tits of all the yordle girls
Spider has best puss.
too bad for you I claimed her and Elise isnt a cuck.
I posted the full on /aco/ a couple days ago bro. The lol thread. Also you must be a quinn waifu-fag cause you blind.
Is Xerath just really good? I'm not a fantastic player but every time I play him I do super well. His lane phase is absurd and during teamfights you just stay close to theback and shit AoE damage. He's like an offensive Soraka.
I don't have source but I have the original.
Do you even know how spiders mate anon? Aside from "they have eggsssss hurrr". Also if you arent into feet you're wasting your time, Elise gives best foot job.
>TFW they take your lane from you.
Crowd control shouldn't be chainable, that's fucking bullshit.
How is it fair that after getting hit by a morgana dark binding for 3 seconds i can then be stunlocked instantly for another 3 seconds by a nautilus all while being unable to cast anything to get away including summoner spells? After getting hit by any form of CC you should be immune to further CC for at least 1-2 seconds.
You are supposed to be attracted to drawings of girls or at least find it appealing. When you obsess over it and drop real women is when it becomes degenerate
Any fag shit though is degenerate no matter what
who else watched that valkrin game with poppy
>a b5 shitter will never bully you into submission
>you'll never tank your mmr and rank just because he told you to duo with him
>you'll never spend entire weekends trying to carry him
>he'll never degrade you after every defeat about how it's your fault and how thankful you should be to play with him
>he doesn't main Irelia
How would you feel if they made Renekton into a woman?
>mfw the only I dropped real girls is because they scare me but I'm still attracted to them and became obsessed with porn because of it but it gave me massive penis envy so now I'm scared of not being able to please a woman sexually so I don't even try and every time I try to break away from porn and hentai I go through Ray Charles tier drug withdrawl.
>get solo double kill on enemy top and jungler
>enemy top leaves laning phase at 0/7
>mid and bot feed like crazy, but I don't care because it's just a game
>die a couple times
>bot spends the rest of the game blaming me for everything, telling me to uninstall, spamming pings, and says "its gg"
How are you supposed to have fun in this game when half of the playerbase is made up of some the most vile, inbred, autistic fuckwits on the planet?
I'm seriously about ready to quit. I don't want to spend my time with these people.
fuk u bitch
>get penta as skarner
>completely own every lane
>still goes to 35 min bc this stupid fucking brand supp can still one shot me if I'm not careful bc I didn't build four mr items
Does anybody have the uncropped version of pic related? It's Order of the Lotus Irelia and those reverse image search sites don't seem to help at all.
>irl friend I duo queued with in seasons 1-2
>play with him again after all these years
>he's still just as awful at the game
A woman, like, a human woman or gator woman? A gator woman would be cool, human would be gross and absolutely disgusting.
>being able to outrun nautilus ultimate
mute them, play top champs that can carry harder, try to save their lane
alternatively you can split push until you're blue in the face and draw 3-4 people top so your team has space around the map to get towers, dragons, barons, and cs/exp
It's not about winning. It's about having fun.
If I try to split push, they get mad at me for not grouping. If I try to group, they get mad at me for not watching my lane.
I don't understand how people can be so fundamentally broken that they get this vitriolic over a videogame. Especially when they're objectively wrong.
Do you know the artist? It looks like deviantart to me.
They're trying to tell you something anon.
>zed tries to all in me as with ignite and his ult
>kill him and survive with about 20 hp
>he proceeds to have a meltdown in chat
I was thinking a gator woman, but not like Illaoi where they are still buff and clearly could smash your face in with their biceps, but usual league woman with a frail frame, toothpick limbs and boobs that are genuinely too big.
This only works after they make a mistake.
>I'm 29 years old and this is my biggest accomplishment so far
Who are these people who do this.
I-I'm good anon, but thanks.
Do you want the alternates or just that one? The alternates are pretty meh because she's facing away from the viewer, although one is basically the same but without the pants and a better view of her asshole.
I posted the one there on /aco/ a couple days ago I think.
She and Shaco still have that cop-out bs "there are a lot of ideas about them but they just like having the rumors" that just creates fake mystery
Different Renektonfag here, I'd rather have a plump, curvy Renekton over a generic toothpick waifu to appeal to the straight normies.
But Male Renekton > all
Miss fortune has featured prominently in five fucking winning pictures of the contests, on par with the "subject" of the picture every time and isn't banned because if she isn't technically the subject of the picture or she gets a picture but isn't first place then you get to squeak out without a ban.
In the current contest she has taken over five fucking suggestions and that only counts the ones that were unfortunate enough to have fortunefags outvote options they care about.That's four fucking champions who's fans have had good options pushed aside by bullshit.
We shouldn't be trying to make Miss Fortune win so she'll finally get a ban, the rules need to change so that this shit stops. If your champ was in a picture, whether she's a runner up or a secondary appearance, then she needs to be banned for some period of time and it needs to be a HARD ban, not this "well it's ok if they're connected" bullshit.
Miss Fortune has a shitload of pictures.
She doesn't need more.
Mute, People(especially adc) will pin the blame on everybody but themselves.
Try playing jungle for once, No matter how many times you gank lanes one lane will always complain about how you didn't gank them as much as the other lanes or how you did this or that wrong.
Sometimes they'll steal your buffs and camps then flame you for falling behind due to not having cs or gold you buy your build.
you need to be more concrete than that, the discussion started with a dark binding which is a slow line skillshot with a slow missile speed and a cast time, it's very dodgeable
>being this buttblasted about porn
>when you can downvote options you don't like
you don't play jg as the team bitch
You play to make the team YOUR bitch
tell them to stfu
Let the kids afk and let them know you don't give a shit if they do
Jungle is a man's role and if you let everybody step on you, just play support you fucking pussy
Search "velvetqueenh alternate version imgur".
ah, so the salty butthurtness comes out of anon
Just admit you don't like getting shit on cause you are a shitter, it's ok little buddy
either buy merc treads, play irelia or olaf, or dodge the fucking skillshots
I'm not saying you shouldn't be vulnerable, i'm saying you shouldn't be stunlocked by people chaining CC on you and basically saying you're not allowed to play the game on their command.
I'd be fine if getting hit by some CC guaranteed you're going to take some damage, but to get 100-0 because some chucklefucks decided to spam all their stun abilities on you after you're hit by one ability is toxic design if i've ever seen it.
>This Lux music video
>first community thing I've enjoyed since those stick battles from newgrounds
What's wrong with me
guys I think my antimage is bugged, he looks different and doesn't burn mana
>what's wrong with me
The problems are numerous, komerad.
It's just some fan-created stuff but it's catchy as fuck.
I think you're exaggerating
can you name 10 point and click ranged CCs that aren't ultimates?
I say ranged because you can usually avoided getting into melee range for some CC on melee champs
ryze rune prison
if you get to move the goal posts, so do I
this 2bh, jungler is the guy who CONTROLS the map. Get shit together and make people stay in line, try being the shot caller helps
No; I hated Teemix and most shit that gets posted in-client.
I shouldn't say hate, it's just that it's not for me and if I were younger, sure, maybe I'd enjoy it. Not that I'm a no-fun negative nancy; shit just doesn't hit me like it used to.
I'm also an oldfag
and it sucks god help me
I have too many fucking reaction pics of this bitch
I could sit here all day and name every ability in the game that stuns.
The problem lies with allowing players to just take a steaming shit on someone and stop them from doing anything potentially up to a solid 10 seconds if they're a tank.
In a game where getting hit by even one stun generally means instant death because this game is more burst oriented than other mobas makes chainable CC an even more anti-fun mechanic.
Katarina didn't even have any other option to vote for, Illaoi had all of one ideas where she wasn't fucking another girl, and as crazy as it sounds I'm willing to bet that people didn't want to vote for bird dicks or futa morg+kayle yet again. Even if she were banned all the suggestions she was featured in would be within the rules of using a banned champion. You are literally mad over nothing.
you basically use it to preposition and buy time for other team members to catch up or to just put someone who might be diving a carry into timeout
another method to using her ult is for taking towers
you ult the minion wave and any enemy champs who think its safe to stand it it
you turn the fight temporarily into a 4v5, just long enough to take the tower and get the hell out of dodge
It wins early then loses mid to late because you die too quickly. It only wins games if the enemy team retarded enough to stack too closely. You should only be playing it if you want to milk those.
Male > stronk female > an actual alligator > league of legends female
Skarner because he has a lot of potential with the whole "lost society of gem bug people". Aumumu because he can seek the history of the past and possibly uncover some ancient evil in the search for his family and have to fight it, also a story line of a weak scared person over coming their fear and depression is relateable and heart warming. Galio because he has almost none and he is a sweet guy, so to see him living a happy city life with Poppy as a roommate causing inveitable yordle-related shenanigans would be cute. Also could have the
Demacianstrying to kidnap Galio to figure out how his magic works to militarize it. Lastly, I'd like Twitch because he is a downtrodden lonely soul with clear madness in his heart that would give him a very interesting story and I want to know why the fuck he hates Rammus.
Sucks for me cause it's the only role i know how to play and enjoy if it weren't for niggers ruining it for me.
Only other roles I'm good at is mid and support and is usually always taken so is support(and i don't like those roles anyway).
It's for the best.
>Try doing this once
>tell bot i'll gank when i feel like it
>gank other lanes
>actually enjoying the game for once
>bot starts flaming
>they start spamming me with pings then proceed to head into my jungle
>take ALL my camps while i'm ganking lane
>dive enemy turret and give them kills/buffs
>follow me around and try to last hit every camp i try to take
>end game screen
>"report jungler plox trolling"
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