Prettiest edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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So your a kid who just saved the entire underground and are in the process of helping everyone adjust to life when you see this..
Do you forgive?
>>127248025
OK.
>>127248082
>do not
So is this actually a good game or are all of these threads just one big ironic meme?
>>127248082
>understand his actions but do not forgive.I still would try to comfort him though.
>>127247936
made 4 secs earlier, migrate when limit
>>127248184
It's good relative to its price and budget.
You can wipe one AU from the face of the planet. Which one do you pick?
>>127248184
It's all an elaborate meme to trick you into spending $10
>>127248082
>>127248149
Post comfy
Anon you did a great job with Chara and Frisk last thread
>>127248268
The one where the monsters are humans.
>>127248184
We actually all hate it, this whole general is ironic
>>127248082
Nobody is innocent in that place. Everybody wanted it, everybody was an accomplice. Asgore might have killed the kids, but every single monster in the underground bar toriel helped him. Undyne would have delivered you to him, even Papyrus would have. Sans only didn't on the behest of Toriel.
If we can forgive everyone else, we can forgive him.
>>127248258
Actually good or meme-good though(Like The Room)?
>>127248184
Don't buy that piece of shit. These threads are a THEBESTGAMERS type satire where we make fun of the fanbase.
>>127248268
Tumblrkin human AUs.
Flowey would totally create/join a political party in a post-pacifist setting.
Alright, I'm posting in this one.
What's the worst thing you for Undertale, Anon?
>>127248426
If I meant "meme-good" I would've said "meme-good"
That's a stupid term anyway. Literally nobody likes something just because it's popular, they either legitimately like it or they're just pretending in order to fit in (which itself is dumb in a niche market like indy PC games).
>>127248418
Hell, Toriel helped him by not demolishing the exit to the RUINS after the first human fell.
>>127248505HECK NO
>>127246932
Woshua and I would consider showering more than once per two weeks for him.
Actually, I haven't even showered at all in November.
>>127248505
>wanting to make a shitty RPG unrelated to Undertale
>mfw can't think of a good turn-based RPG mechanic
>mfw i find Undertale's bullet hell system the only good one
>mfw that if i make some kind of thing inspired by it i will get dunked on by the entire fandom for 'copying' Toby Fox
game making is suffering desu
>>127248505
How do you think Undyne would react if you neglected her advances?
>>127248478
Holy fuck.
This is what the Tumblr SJWs posting in this thread actually believe.
Wow.
Hello /utg/ how's your day today?taking requests
>>127248604
What the fuck man
>>127248426
>meme-good
Is that the same as "so bad it's good?"
Undertale is pretty simple but genuine game. Its entertaining values comes more from variety and unexpectedness rather than exceptionally strong gameplay mechanics.
>>127248721
Gaster being a Dick to random people.
>>127248721
Chara and Frisk petting Lesser Dog or Endogeny.
>>127248686
Dumb lizardposter
>>127248505
>>127248583HECK YES
>tfw bad artists have the best headcanons
>tfw good artists draw cringeworthy stuff
why
>>127248686
You could rip off the Mario and Luigi RPGs instead
>>127248713
more buzzwords please
Xth forsexualizing crate dweeb
>>127248268
Humantale.
>>127248082
Asgore represents the cis white male patriarchy in this game.
There is no room for him in the future.
>>127248782
Shoot me some examples anon. I could probably tell you why.
>>127248721
Since nobody else has said it,
My day was okay, you?
>>127248721ToriGorey
>>127248782tumblr
>>127248082
Do not forgivebreak face in when nobody is looking
>>127237328
If it's not outright said or shown, it's not canon. Calm down.
>>127237470
Got nothing wrong with crackshipping here. I love me some...well, y'know.
>>127238265
>our broken teeth are a sign of our passion
>>127247940
>prettiest edition
>not teen fish on the OP image
That's ok, I forgive you
>>127248268
Sid Meier was a mistake
>>127248721
Brother Asrielwe need a new flavor to sinning shitposts
>>127247617
The game's pretty ambiguous. This is my interpretation/headcanon of Chara at three (and a half) points in their life:
>BEFORE UNDERTALE
Some kid who wanted to kill their whole village for some reason, so they fell into the underground, killed themselves by eating buttercups, had their soul absorbed by Asriel, tried to kill everyone in the village but failed. Disappeared when Asriel died.
>DURING UNDERTALE
Is a spoopy ghost (not related to the blook monsters). Haunts Frisk and narrates stuff for him. If the player decides to go Genocide Frisk loses their determination, so Chara takes over their body ("It's me, Chara")
>AFTER UNDERTALE (Pacifist)
Realising that not all humans are actually assholes, Chara peaces out to the afterlife.
>AFTER UNDERTALE (Genocide)
Chara is corrupted by the player's Determination to kill everything for no reason. Affirming their belief that humans are irredeemable assholes, Chara decides to destroy the entire world/game so they can join you in moving onto the next one.
>>127248701
She'd keep advancing until you couldn't.
>>127248831I know you're joking but stop.
>>127248701
She'd suplex your boulders.
>>127248551
I did several neutral runs just to fuck with undyne.
>killing undyne in front of sans
>killing mettaton
>killing papyrus
>befriending undyne then killing mettaton
I only regret killing papyrus
>>127248721
The cutest sans and Papyrus you can muster.
>>127248732
>Is that the same as "so bad it's good?"
Yeah, it's the modern version of that.
By unexpectedness do you mean LOLSORANDUMB humour or something else?
>>127248850
Pretty chill
There's a severe lack of little Undyne in the fandom.
On a scale of 0 to 10, how furry are you?
>>127248906
She looks too much like Midna in that picture.
i just beat the game for the first time (pacifist) & i'm reading about secret stuff now. is it too late for me to get the key to san's room???
>>127248931
this is headcanonny as fuck but its pretty much the most interesting way to look at it
>>127248880
>>127248831
>>127248149
no bully
>>127248931
Those are pretty interesting interpretations.
I really want to know why do you think Chara fell into the Underground and exactly what happened during the pie incident.
Which minor character would you like to see more art of?
>>127248721
Frisk scaring Sans with the toy knife
>>127248701
She would hold you down and rape you.
Stuffit The Muffet
Post cute of all weights
>>127248784
That's not a bad idea.
>>127249031
The focus is mostly on tiny Pap and lil' Sans, yeah.
Undyne's still easier to find kid-version stuff of than Alphys, though.
>>127248881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP56-MKDxLY
I'm listening to the scanner, sounds like they're sending in special images, you better get ready, guys!
>>127249051
At this point I might as well be an 8
>>127249102
Shyren.
>>127248931
>corrupted
anon, Chara was an asshole already, and you know it, if anything the player becomes an enabler for Chara's bullshit and they both kill everyone because of it.
>>127249102
Snowdrakelewds when?
>>127249031
Yes.
>>127249051I've had a FurAffinity account for years and several gigs of really depraved porn on my hard drive, but fursuiters and otherkin creep me out.
Also, I am curiously attracted to animal faces, but human genitals. Please sendFreud.
>>127249051I'm still heavily disgusted by fur on porn so I would say like 2 at most.
>>127249071
If he already judged you, yes, it's too late unless you wish to reset and re-do a TP run.
It may be better to simply look it up.
>14 year old sister beats sans in four tries
>I can't get past fucking Undyne the Undying
help me git gud /utg/
>>127249031
There's a severe lack of any kind of Undyne on the fandom.
>>127248184 here
I just watched a video of one of the bosses(the big plant monster thing) and it actually looks pretty cool.
I'll probably pick this up once it goes on sale.
>>127249031
Agreed
>>127248796
Buzzwords is all that some autistic teenage loser like you deserves. Your opinions are nothing but buzzwords and the results of brainwash (Hjernevask).
>>127249125
---+-stu-ff muff
drew a something
>>127249102
You know I gotta go with my homeboy Snowdrake, though Shyren's a definite contender.
Monsters bleed
>>127249102
Whimsalot. And all the amalgamates.
>>127249293
What attacks are fucking you up the most?
>>127249125Do you want to go deep into the rabbit hole?Because this is how you get deep into the rabbit hole.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=53690978
>>127249051
The most furry thingy I like is girls with cat earsSnake girls, shark girls and spider girls don't count, right?
R-right?
>>127249051
Most of the time a 4sometimes a 9
>>127249031
>>127249368
>not snowdrakes *snow*
>>127249378
do not
>>127248961
I'm not joking, I'm >>127248478.
>>127249019
No, just that the game rather changes things like game mechanics on the fly if it's more fun that way.
Many games strongly stick to their ruleset and apply all rules to everything through game world, and that can be good. Meanwhile, Undertale plays into exact opposite direction for its own strength. It's the middle ground that would be bad game design.
Just go see for yourself, it's not a long game so it's not like you have to worry about investing a shitton of time.
>>127249337
wow
>>127249072
>>127249051
3. I once went to world's largest furry convention on the way to drop off a dead relatives stuff. Thought I'd buy a poster from a favorite artist I had who said they'd be there.It was shit. All day was chaos, children looking through porn albums. I stood less than 2 feet from a rapist. Later that night, they found a dead dog outside the hotel I was staying in that had been apparently sexually abused. I had to sleep in the car.
So I guess a 3 or 4
>>127249051
Human girls no longer interest me.
>>127249378
Go home gametheory.
>>127249436Those are called scalies, I think, and they do count. I'm sorry anon and welcome to hell.
>>127249341
sexe
>>127249436
Nah, that's more monstergirls than furries
>>127249341
Man, I love your art. Great job.
>>127249341
A+ art, anon
just killed Undyne (genocide)YEAH TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING FISH BITCH!!!
>>127249051
8-ish. But I stay out of fandom drama and I've never made an OC.
That counts for something, right? Right?
>>127249541
>It was shit. All day was chaos, children looking through porn albums. I stood less than 2 feet from a rapist. Later that night, they found a dead dog outside the hotel I was staying in that had been apparently sexually abused. I had to sleep in the car.
Jesus christ
did you get the poster at least?
>>127249051
I have hundreds of gigabytes of furry porn but I don't engage the community, don't imagine being something else and find the fandom for a big part pretty damn stupid.
Someone rate me.
>>127249661
Hey, you again?
It's been weeks.
So we can all agree that in Humantale, the only white character would be Assgore.
But the question remains, of the rest of them, how many are going to be Asian and how many are going to be African?
I think Sans and Papyrus should definitely stay African and Muslim Toriel is perfect too.
>>127249661
How many times did it take you?
>>127249661
Congrats man. Is this your first geno run? How many tries did it take you to kill her?
>>127249661
>>127249341
is it supossed to belewdsomehow?I find that frisk very lewd for some reasonsorry
>>127249661
Don't talk shit, yo. Undyne was a top tier boss fight.
>>127249716
They're all Japanese, sorry.Jerry is chinese though
S-So do any of you like to hug your pillow and pretend it's your favourite Undertale character?
I just realised I wasn't the only person who does this and I'm wondering how many of you do that too.
>>127249051
I occasionally jack it to furry porn. That's like, a 4?
>>127249550
>Go home gametheory.
>>127249449
>do not*do*FIGHTme
>>127248478
Nah. He'd probably just vote for Trump as he'd know that Trump is even more evil than he is.
>>127249694
You're like me.
Not sure if that means you're cool or awful.
>>127249716
Here's your (you).
>>127249661
She took me 3 weeks.
Sans took me 42-43 tries.
>>127249681
Yup. It's a signed, limited edition poster. I hear the price for it keeps going up so I'm planning on selling it.
>>127249717
>>127249735
i think it took like 5 or 7 tries, i also needed to write down her attacks in a notebook
>>127249832
>still replying
>>127249550
>>127249585
Oh well, I'll go with Monstergirls. I doubt it's better than being a furry, but at least is more accurate
>>127249661
I hope you're happy, anon, and that you get to the end of your geno-run!Because you deserve it
>>127249341
Just draw porn you weirdo
>>127249097
>>MT Ebott
>>201X
>>Legends say that whoever climbs the mountain will never return.
why do you think a 9 year old kid who hates humanity would go to a mountain like that alone?
>>127249341
Cute!
>>127248762
I love the art of gaster being creepy to undyne
I want to protect this smile.
>>127249835
>Trump
>Evil
I bet you're one of the fags who believes that if he gets elected, he'll make america a fascist state and cause WW3, aren't you?
>>127249832
>>127249853
If you have nothing constructive to say then just remain quiet.
>>127249796
How can Toriel be Japanese? She clearly wears a hijab.
>>127249808I put a pillow between my legs and pretend it'sthick.
>>127249808
I do it.
Fluffy blanket + big pillow = Almost edgegoat cuddles.
>>127249051
Like a 2. Generally I just don't have interest in Furry-shit but once in a great while there's a character whose sex appeal you simply can't deny.
>>127249901
>implying the reason why most genocide runs even happen on the first place isn't Sans
>>127249967Suicide mostly. But I just want to see that anon's opinion.
>>127249847
It just means we're probably not here by coincidence.
>>127250008
Well he despises everyone who isn't white so why wouldn't he do that?
If he's willing to admit publically that he wants to deport all non-whites then what isn't he willing to admit???
>>127249967
She heard there was a ton of chocolate there
instead all she found was a bunch of retarded goats who tried to adopt her
>>127248881
I'm confused. Did I do something wrong?
>>127249808
the pillow is the closest thing to goatmom cuddles I have
>>127249051
I'm like a 9-10 but I hate the community including some people in these threads. Dear god I can't stand them.
>>127249405
I'm fine with all the attack patterns while I am green, but the regular attacks while red are fucking me up.
Posting best skeleton.
1/3
What's the average of tries it usually takes to beat Undyne and Sans?
>>127250141
ay lmo
>>127249989
>>127249097
>I really want to know why do you think Chara fell into the Underground and exactly what happened during the pie incident
This is 120% Headcanon. There's nothing in the game to suggest it, it's basically fanfic. I also don't ever write stuff like this so sorry if it's shitty. Regardless...
Chara was a sociopath.
>Sociopaths, in general, tend to be more impulsive and erratic in their behavior [...] While also having difficulties in forming attachments to others, some sociopaths may be able to form an attachment to a like-minded group or person.
The word "village", to me, suggests they lived in a time period before what we're used to. I don't know if this holds true elsewhere but "village" isn't really a word I'd use to describe where I'd live.
Since they lived in a time before disorders like these were understood, they were regarded as a freak. Or maybe we could say... a monster?
Eventually Chara had enough. Maybe one of the kids went too far, maybe an adult tried to take advantage of them. Either way, they killed for the first time, and decided on their philosophy. Kill or be killed.
Chara wasn't stupid though. They knew that they couldn't just pass this off. They had to run away. Well, if people wanted to call them a monster, why not just join their brethren? They climbed Mt. Ebott.
On getting to the underground, they found that monsters were surprisingly not as bad as they had heard. For a time, they lived happily there, but they knew it couldn't last. They'd tasted blood, and it wasn't enough. They couldn't hurt their new family. They'd been understanding even when they were so different.
So they came up with a plan to wipe out the humans who'd hurt them. The ones who'd threaten their new family if they had a chance.
>>>/v/322375785
guys i found asriels girlfriends oc
>>127250210
please elaborate so we can help make this place a comfier place
>>127250213
Drink a sea tea. don't stop moving during the fast attacks and go in a circle.
>>127250271
> suggests they lived in a time period before what we're used to
Doesn't the genocide run confirms they fell down on 201X?
>>127249998
watashi mo
>>127250247
As expected you have no counterargument.
Just admit that you like him because you're a racist already. Pretending you aren't isn't helping anyone.
>>127250271
Tape recorders where around when chara first fell down there, so it couldn't have been that long ago.
>>127250337
201X in our world might not be the same as 201X of their world. Otherwise Frisk must have come from like the year 3000 right?
>>127250024
Are you retarded? Her ears emulate hair at best.
>>127250459
>replying to obvious bait
>>127250451
My guess is 200 to 500 years later.
>>127250354
>>127249808
y-yeah anon
sad thing is, I'm married
>>127250398
I wasn't even in the argument. I just saw your post. Not the one before it.
And please, tell me, if he's so horrid, why do tons of blacks support him? C'mon, boyo.
>>127250451
I thought they fell down less than a decade after Chara.
Who is the mostforgettablecharacter?
So why do you guys think the other 6 kids climbed mount Ebott if it was known as a place where no one returned from and why were they all dressed up as random stuff like cowboys and chiefs?
>>127250581Does your husband/wife knows?
>>127250543
I always assumed it was only a decade or so before. Is there anything to tell us that it's much later than that?
>>127250607
>tons
Who?
>>127250640
Papyrus, of course.
>>127250640
Jerry
Burgerpants is 19.
That's 92 in cat years.
He's going to die soon having spent his whole life flipping burgers
http://strawpoll.me/6432474
>>127250640
Papyrus.
>>127249808
...ye
>>127250271
>>201X
>>time before modern time
pretty sure this is going off the rails already, not that I disagree ont he overall.
>>127249785
eh why not
>>127250695
Yes: Barely anybody remembers what Toriel looks like.
>>127250640
small random encounters like froggit mostly
>>127250615
That wouldn't make sense with the fact that the monsters don't even know how a human looks like.
>>127250640It's you!
>>127250640
Sol Hotguy
>>127250654
>and why were they all dressed up as random stuff like cowboys and chiefs?
That's just an headcanon, anon.
I think it's retarded to take omega Flowey attacks literally instead of thinking of them as just reflections on the personality of the individual souls.
>>127250218
>>127250434
>>127250638
This was cute.
Thanks anon.
>>127250615
I'd like any kind of canon indication of time between chara and frisk desu.
>>127249808
That feel when no introverted qt Frisk to cuddle at night
>>127250716
And people call undertale a meme game
>>127250861
What about the equipment spread through the Underground?
>>127250861
>I think it's retarded to take omega Flowey attacks literally instead of thinking of them as just reflections on the personality of the individual souls.
Yeah but you find their junk all over the underground and its the same stuff
I'm back from dealing with RL. Nothing was really resolved, but... oh well. Baby steps.
Anyway, part 24 of AYEM will be underway shortly.
>>127248782
>99% of popular artists who draw flowey only draw floweypot
>He always acts like a huge ineffectual baby
>Doesn't even feel like the same character anymore
>Doesn't feel like asriel either, just some weird eternally pissed off 5 year old
Getting so tired of this meme
>>127250763dem booties tho
Shotagoat/Muscleanon writer here. I finished writing the showerfucking scene people wanted so much, it's on the doc. So there are 3 new pages available on what was already a really long scene with lots of foreplay and sex, which contained Muscleanon's first butt adventures and now also has Asriel's_____first try at anal._____
Still writing the final chapter. Things are already planned out so it shouldn't take too long, gonna try to finish it tomorrow.
Have fun and remember to SIN.https://docs.google.com/document/d/18LbE8Bf1COEnwoMSzB7D354Vt41LPDPZv43gm3GXaWI/edit?usp=sharing
If someone wants to post Woshua pics telling how I'm the scum of the earth and should be cleansed, please do.
>>127250926
I like to think that Frisk is actually just a reincarnation of Chara on a quest for redemption/vengeance.
>>127251074
Oh shit, you are alive.Welcome back.
>>127250926
All we know is the line at the start that its been a long ass time between the sixth child and Frisk
>He always acts like a huge ineffectual baby
but he is
>>127250640
Can't remember.
>>127250813
You forget a lot in ten years. Who were your friends ten years ago? Would you recognise them?
>>127250778
I always thought of the main cast all being around the age Asriel would've been. So, it makes sense that they wouldn't remember what the woman who was the queen when they were kids but hasn't been since looked like very well.
>>127250354
[SARCASM] Tell me a joke
>>127251049
>>Doesn't even feel like the same character anymore
>>Doesn't feel like asriel either, just some weird eternally pissed off 5 year old
To be fair that's probably what flowey would end up being after the true pacifist ending, he has his empathy back or whatever the fuck you want to call it, and as far as we know isn't going to be killing anything any more
>>127251049
Flowey deserves better.
>>127251049
I know that feel my nigga
>>127251049
Merry christmas: http://imgur.com/a/4RviM
Holy shit I'm reading 2 threads ago and wow you people are getting dumber over time. I can't believe you let that fake Let's Player guy posting his progress lead you on the entire time. It's so obvious it hurts my brain reading your conversations. Euthanasia is needed.
>>127251169
>You forget a lot in ten years. Who were your friends ten years ago? Would you recognise them?
That...doesn't really apply to a species anon
>>127251169
Do you really believe that the entire Underground would forget how a human looked like in 10 years when 6 other kids also fell down during that period?
>>127251049
>Doesn't even feel like the same character anymore
To be fair, that's a problem with most characters.
Just drew an Alphys in paint
I'm not really that good tho
>>127249808yeswhat materials does everyone use to imitate the goat?
>>127251169
Plus, is it ever specifically shown that they don't know what a human looks like? They all seem to identify Frisk as one pretty quickly, even Papyrus.
>>127251328
I assume most of the main cast were kids back then.
>>127251341
I don't know man, that's pretty cute.Though the contrast between those colors is killing my eyes.
>>127250271
This kind of goes against the game lore breh.
You're forced to decide with a gun to your head:
?
>>127251398
Oh god I thought this was Asriel for a second
>>127251065
nothin wrong with booties and hips on lolis and shotas.
>>127251428
Shit, you're right.
>>127251438
What about the rest of the population then?
>>127250271
Would a human gain EXP if they another person?
>>127251260
How excited do you think flowey was when he saw a human fall into the ruins?
Finally a chance to take a soul and gain the power to take the rest of them. Finally a chance to become god. Something he'd never done in all his resets.
Flowey Pov prequel/sidequel where the human who falls isn't insane determination Frisk sensation when?!
Taking requests
Also if it bugs that one guy so much I'll work on Genocide a little
>>127250640
As soon as I say it people are gonna remember they actually exist, thus confirming the truth of it.It's onionsanonionsan is more forgettable than jerry's terribleness.
>>127251398
Where are they supposed to be?
>>127251595
Okayfinish your fics
>>127251618
Red background and steam everywhere suggests either Core or Hotland-Waterfall transition.
Post cutest bois
>>127251470
Where is the skeleton pelvis
>>127251470
>loss.png
>>127251583
>Would a human gain EXP if they another person?
Yes, but it wouldn't get any easier to kill other humans. Only monsters.
It works because the more you kill, the more you distance yourself from it. But that mental barrier only works against magical monsters.
>>127251618
Communist Sweden.
>>127251595
Please do genocide if possible.
>>127251597>implying
The onion is my big favorite.
>>127251663
Why would they be fucking in the Core?
Didn't Gaster die in there?
Just finished reading about that player who got the King Papyrus ending based on picking who lived and who died. Pretty fun, but I'm also pretty sure they were actually autistic.
No wonder they were so happy about Papyrus getting the throne!
>>127250607
Because those black people were born in America so therefore won't get deported.
The blacks who weren't born in America will get deported.
>>127251242
I can fully understand Flowey acting differently post-pacifist, but the most common interpretation of that change just doesn't feel plausible to me.
>>127251632
Alright
Was gonna post the Royal Guards and Asriel one tonight anyways since it's almost done
>>127251710
>>127251398
Where's the full version
>>127251745
>not being sexually to the smell of ozone
>>127251398http://imgur.com/a/eXlkp
>>127251745
It's not like they'd know.
>>127251470
Number 2.
Gaster's Void looks cuddly, but I'm not sure about it
>>127251745Who is to tell Gaster didn't die that way?
>>127251595
This but with chara and asriel
>>127251670
Where is the fish butt
>>127251710â„¢
>>127251758
Pic finally related
>>127251595
Genocide!
>>127251470
2 of course.I wish I could have all though.
>>127251470
Robutt!!!
>>127251583
>Would a human gain EXP if they another person?
Yes, since LV is a sign of emotional distance or lack of empathy. It's another headcanon of mine that Frisk being at 1 LV makes him kind of a freak. Way too empathetic, to the point where they don't even like hurting tomatoes, and feel bad if they bop a dummy on the nose. LV is our capacity for violence and hurting. As a species, we're actually pretty good at that. In my headcanon most humans have like 4 or 5 LV, ~10 is a serious asshole who likes hurting people, and 15+ is a legit murderer.
>>127251669
I would do my routine about the RGs having a beautiful baby girl and naming it after their beloved captain who they also ask to be her godmother but I think it's kind of passé at this point so let's just say that they're pretty cool and I'm happy things worked out for them
Post cute.
>>127251595
Undyne as Jolyne
>>127251816http://imgur.com/a/eXlkp
>>127251470
0/10 no lizard
>>127252004
>no lizard
2
>>127251563
it's not only not wrong, it's one of the best things there are
>>127251984Aren't those Chara's stats though?
Its been a while huh?
Have you been taking care of yourself?
I hope you've been smiling more!
>>127250682
nope, but we both cuddle pillows at night anyways. I don't sleep easy + toss and turn and spouse wakes up easy so holding on to each other at night is pretty much off the table.
only way this is gonna be a problem is ifI start having dreams because I talk in my sleep
I'm doing the pillow thing less and less, so I think I'm out of the woods.
>>127251152
Sin can't die, silly.Why are people here always thinking that I died or something? I just have been living life.
>>127251595
Anon and Asriel spending New Year's with Toriel and Asgore. Asgore is chill as fuck, Tori hates their degeneracy.
>>127251993
Are you into mpreg?
>>127252052
>lizard with insufficient tail thick
>>127252118AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU
>>127252094
That... uh...
Huh. I never really thought of it like that. I think I'll have to get back to you on that one.
>>127251984
I dunno, doesn't Sans shit on you pretty hard for being at LV 4 or 5? He'd be a serious cunt if he thought that the majority of humans (the majority of which would never, ever want to kill someone) were bad people.
You can't get LV without EXP, right? I really doubt that smooshing insects (nonsentient nonmagical ones, not Whimsums and shit) would provide any.
post him
>>127250813
Not him, but time already seems fucky with monsters
They grow an absurd attachment to Frisk in pacifist even though he's only been there like a few days max
>>127251996
>>127251996
Can you spell cute without Frisk ?
>>127252241
Who, him?
>>127252231
>if he thought that the majority of humans (the majority of which would never, ever want to kill someone) were bad people
Didn't he say he'd have killed any human on sight if he hadn't promised Toriel?
>>127251984
Also worth noting though, that LV is never really relevant on the surface. If human stabs human, it does the same hurt regardless of emotional state or intent.
It's likely that Chara didn't get all that power from the LV as much as they did from hijacking Frisk, his soul, and his fucking inordinate level of determination.
>>127252118
I do it just for you, Flowey.
>>127252180
i ran out of room on my canvas pls be gentle
>>127252285
Yes.
>>127252231
He already gives you shit if you got to LV 2.
>>127252231
No, he doesn't. It depends on where you get the levels, I guess. And besides, it'd be different between already entering with with couple of LV versus gaining that in the Underground in a very short matter of time.
>>127252241
>>127252327
let's post him
>tfw hate sans/reader but there's otherwise good fics with that
>>127252381
That determination doesn't belong to Frisk, it belongs to you, the player.
>>127252523
>>127251157
has it really? why do we know that? thats what I'm asking.
>>127252427
If you're at LV 3, he gives you a C+
3-9 he says you probably killed some people on purpose, but it might've been in self defense, he wasn't watching.
>>127252583
Well you let them have it, didn't you?
>>127252241
>>127252523
Postin' him as we speak.
>>127252195
Golly, Anon~.
>>127252394
That's good! Keep yourself healthy, Anon!
>>127252713
>>127252709
>>127252345
Yeah, but given that humans had trapped the monsters down there (and the majority of ones who fell in probably weren't angels) it wasn't as though he was doing it for no reason.
>>127252427
Yeah, he's smart enough to figure out that you don't do that by accident, and you might just be fucking with him.
>>127252453
But once again, the only way of gaining execution points in-game is by killing sentient beings. The majority of humans have never killed or wanted to kill a sentient being, so how could they have EXP?
And I'm pretty sure he does. If you're at level 6 or 7 he tries to make excuses for you by saying it might have been in self-defense, but he's still clearly disappointed.
Even though this has Censored Booby,
Its also Rule 63.
Of a Certain Goat.
>>127252690
The intro to the game
>>127251074
The shower scene is complete, the ritual has been complete.
I now wosh u of sin.Until you finish the bara visual novel, then I'm going to have to wosh you again.
>>127251996
>>127252751
are you sure you're Flowey? seem kinda...friendly~
>>127252751
otherkin please go
KILL THIS GAME I DIE SHIT
>>127252936
-BAD OPINION ZONE-
>>127252118
My form is temporary, my smile flinching. I stare down at countless of atoms, colliding and meshing together until they begin to show a form of my worst nightmares, each more worst than the last until I mercifully collapse in on myself. Until it happens again.
>>127251563nnnghgghgfsdfahsjhaf that image always gets me really bothered i hate you for doing this to me
>>127253015
I DIE
I SHIT
I DIE AGAIN
>>127252831
You got a thing with the Shift key, buddy?
>>127253015
You got a thing in general, buddy?
>>127252842
the intro to the game just gives the date the fallen child fell down. theres no dialog after the entry I already posted.
>>127253061
gaster pls.
>>127252936
Alphys being a stupid character that can only fuck up like always...
Recently finished Hotline Miami 2. Now I understand the Pardoposters!Holy guacamole, that ending
>>127251872
>>127253015
Are you okay friend? Do you need some help?
>>127253136
Alphys, that's enough.
>>127253136
Do not bully the lizard. Her tail is too squishy.
>>127252285
Hard, but no where near impossible.
>>127252876
Would you trust a face like this, Anon?How else am I going to get these anons to keep their SOULs nice and strong?
[spoilerSo I can TAKE them!
>>127253074
WITNESS ME(ME)
>>127252579
>tfw love sans/reader but hate ectotongue / TorGore / fingering / most of the fanart
I feel you anon
>>127253068
why is that, anon?
Tumblr has forgot to take the meds and it's at it again.
Warning: CRINGE
http://wildcard-va.tumblr.com/post/133495201080/original-picture-and-message-by-the-perennially
>>127253368ctrl + s you cute flower.
>>127253368
>that fucked up spoiler
god damn it flowey
>>127253407
>tfw love sans/reader
im sorry
also what does Toriel x Asgore have to do with Sans?
more cute gasters
>>127253407
>hating torgore
REMOVE
>>127250640
Fire Hotdude
>>127253368
You think you have power?
*puts a hat on Flowey*
Not so Tough Now!
>>127253440
Haha wat
>>127253368
You botched the spoiler like you botched your fight against the humanm flowey
git gud
>>127253440I don't understand the obsession with voice acting in this fandom.
>>127252825
Think about the reason behind why killing works for gaining LV. What effect it has.
For all we know, just playing video games could have similar effects, since they've been observed to increase aggression and in case of violent games, decrease prosocial activity.
>>127253368
>Not even tripcodefagging to avoid impostors
Serial murderer or not, fuck off newfag.
>>127253505
>not hating tori/goreyBASED
>>127253473
Gaster is cute.
this roleplaying is notkekworthy
>>127253293
uncensored pls
i had the uncensored version (it's not even actually lewd) but i can't find it now
>>127253462
>also what does Toriel x Asgore have to do with Sans?
that's usually what happens with toriel in sans/reader fics, if she's there at all
>>127253440
>anti-suicide message
>Cringe
Huh? or are you talking about the dumb voice over shit in which case agreed
>>127253228
Great, if you're still doing requests there's never enough edge asriel ahegao faces, something like pic related
>>127253512
You mean Sizzle Frizzleface?
Oh shit am I missing quality Gaster posting time? Man I don't even have good new images to share.
>>127252936
I can imagine Gaster being this retarded.
>>127253573
If it's popular and there's no voice acting, fan VA's will happen. It's kind of the same with Homestuck, having headcanon VA's and all.
>>127253582
>doesn't know floweyanon
>calls someone else a newfag
kek
>>127253573
Undertale fandom is basically the Homestuck fandom 2.0.
Just keep this in mind whenever you encounter something mind-boggling about it and it will answer your question 95% of the time.
>>127253407
>Hating Torgore
>>127253574
Uh, haven't violent games been shown to have the OPPOSITE effect a lot of the time?
>>127253637
pls go and stay go
>>127253659
It's pretty dumb to have a fictional character tell me not to kill myself senpai
I'm not even suicidal anymore and it kinda makes me wanna top myself
>>127253445
>>127253462H-hey, shut up!
>>127253521
What are you accomplishing by this?
>>127253570I-I can do it right!
>>127253607
Yes he is.
>>127253608
this is how i headcanon gaster
the biggest douchebag in the underground
practically immortal, more powerful than sans and smarter too.he still loves his kids though.
>>127253796
Yes but thats not the point
Well, it is, but thats not the point
>>127253574
I know, but one of the simple and primary facts about the game is that you CANNOT raise it without execution points. And you cannot gain execution points by being mean, or even by being violent (since simply hitting monsters doesn't raise it) so I really doubt that most people would have any, unless they were soldiers, or murderers, or had killed in self-defense or whatever.
>>127253407
>>127253657
Oh in that caseshit taste
>>127252831
>>127253853
*cuts you up with my katana and blows you up with a black fireball* its over flowey you lost...
>>127253786
>caring about objectively shit opinions
Here, have the best thing Asgore can take credit for.
>>127250398
This guy better be kidding. No one actually takes the media that seriously, right?
does chara's face melt randomly
>>127253796
No, not to my knowledge.
Violence in general is just going down for other reasons while the popularity of violent video games has been going up, but the two aren't considered correlated.
It's pretty easy to find scientific articles on this.
>>127253958
https://k60.kn3.net/taringa/2/1/7/9/3/2/92/xwolferosx/8BB.jpg
Friends don't let friends post tumblrnails.
>>127253659
Both.
First of all using a fictional character to get people to not kill themselves is already cringy enough.
Second of all, suicide messages are already cringy because it encourages peoples to continue being crybabies over their imaginary sadness instead of snapping out of it and be real men.
>>127253865
That's an alright headcannon friend.
>>127253505
>>127253590
>>127253786
It was a bland ship while they are alive and it's a dead ship now.
Toriel doesn't love King Fluffybuns no more and if you think she can forgive and forget you're either delusional or might as well have not played the game.
Alphys ships it and wants them to get back together and writes creepy stories about it. Fucking Alphys. Look at yourselves.
>>127253809
protip: filter 'kek' and 'dummy'
>>127254069
Asriel did said Chara could make a spooky face on purpose.
>>127253948
I kinda write that one off as game mechanics.Yes I'm willing to discount canon to keep my headcanon working shut up
>>127254069
Too much of le determination
>>127254023
Why can't you guys post more cool art like this instead of comically bad furry porn
>>127254168
>Taringa
che tito ganamos
>>127250398
Its true I only like Asgore because im sexist male who hates blacks and gaysbut really I just want make him feel better about himself
>>127254207
>writes creepy stories about it
In the end, she said that was a bad idea and was going to stop doing it.
>>127254207
Whether or not they'll ever be together again is very much a matter of personal opinion.
>>127254271
I got some good furry porn.It's all ToriGorey.Okay, some weeb lesbians, too.
>>127253948
Hmm. It directly goes against what Sans says about LV though - it's how readily someone could hurt others. This can be accumulated in other ways than just actually killing.
>>127253865so pretty much just rick then
>>127254207
(You)
>>127253440
Ignoring everything else, I've heard that hotlines tend to have little effect.
>>127253573
A lot of the people in the Undertale fandom come from fandoms where voice acting was a big deal, and the fact that Undertale has basically no voice acting helps.
>>127254174
>be real men
It's tumblr. 90% of the viewers are female. Female teenagers to boot.
>>127254209
>filtering
I bet you play video games on easy mode too
>>127253758
No that just answers nothing and adds more questions.
>>127253637
Do Sans and Kekanon fuck as much as Asriel and Mspaintanon?
Is the fucking better or worse than theirs?
>>127254424
pretty much.
except the depressing parts of ricks life go to sans.
>>127254271
Are you new here?
You must be.
OK so, timeline question.
How many kids were already dead at the time of Flowey's creation? All 6 I'm assuming because otherwise Flowey would have kept resetting one of the other ones.
I'm thinking the shit with the DT extractor happened after the 6th child died. So realistically Flowey could have only been alive for a few weeks before Frisk fell down the hole and nulled his ability to reset, right?
Pic unrelated
>>127254069
chara melts when you startle or spook her
>>127254446
>that picture
I still can't believe I haven't seen art of Sans as Resetti or viceversa.
>>127254009
G O A T P O S T
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>>127254552
>So realistically Flowey could have only been alive for a few weeks before Frisk fell down the hole
there was a large enough gap between the sixth kid and Frisk that the monsters stopped actually hunting for them and that lots of them have no idea what humans look like
>>127254520
they don't fuck, theykek themselves into sexual situations that any anon can either draw or write into existence.
>>127253440
>that feel when that one hot Tumblr babe who's into Undertale who I've been stalking for over a year also does this "fan voice acting" for Undertale characters
I wish there were other, normaler hot babes for me to stalk on Tumblr.
>>127254552
>a few weeks
Depends on how far the gap between each kid is, anon.
>>127254545
what are you even implying with that statement
>>127254271
>>127254207
Who cares? It looks cute.
>>127254520
I would totally read a Sans/Kekanon smutfic.
>>127254552
Yes, that's probably what happened since Undyne never saw a human before and Alphys seems to be as old as her.
>>127251996
More cute stuff
>>127254446
You don't need to be male to be a man.
The only things required are that you say fuck off to all the imaginary constraints you have and make your own purpose of life.
>>127254650
I'm more trying to pin down how long Flowey has been 'alive' (resets nonwithstanding)
From his creation to Frisk falling into Underworld.
>>127254752
Have cuter.
QUESTION:
If I am on the Best Route and I attack Toriel while she has her guard lowered from me repeatedly sparing her, what will trigger first?
The automatic instant kill from being on the Best Route or the "surprise attack, you monster!" available on all routes?
>>127251996
>>127254575
In general, Resetti is much more volatile than Sans. Plus, Sans isn't nearly as aggravating.
>>127254715
>what are you even implying with that statement
By that I mean that this Anon couldn't have been on this general for long enough to see the "cool art" that is posted here regularly.
Otherwise they wouldn't have asked such a silly question.
>>127251595
Asriel running away from ISIS
Can someone post that picture of edgegote with the big hips? I need it for research.
>>127254820
>You don't need to be male to be a man.
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS GENERAL, WHO THINK THIS
UNIRONICALLY
>>127254842
MTT diaries mention Shyren's sister falling down, so the amalgamates are pretty recent. I would assume they and Flowey have been alive for less than a year.
>>127254632
*injects determination back into flowey*
>>127254842
After the sixth soul for sure otherwise he would have just murdered them, other then that it must have been at least a few months otherwise flowery wouldnt get bored so fast
>>127254881
>If I am on the Best Route and I attack Toriel
Shit taste
>>127254820
>You don't need to be male to be a man.
having a dick sure helps though
>>127254881
ANSWER:Don't kill Goatmom please ;_;
>>127254820
So, to you, "being a man" means...being an existentialist? What about Simone de Beauvoir?
DUUUU NUUU NAAAAA
DUUUUU NAAAAAA NAAAAAAA
>>127250640
Glyde
I haven't seen him mentioned once here
>>127254634
Better yet, post Friskriel
>>127254881
The latter.Or at least it was that way on the demo.
>>127255064
>having a dick sure helps though
It does, but brain is what makes the decisions.
>>127254552
Flowey presumably didn't fuck with the other kids because they weren't determined and he got bored with them. The only reason he likes Frisk is because they remind him of Chara, which is evident by his surprise at Frisk's determination being higher than his.
I'm assuming only one or two were dead at Flowey's inception. The DT extractor was made after Asgore ordered research on the newly captured human souls, Gaster tried it on himself and Sans in smaller doses before falling into the core used to power the Underground, Sans quit afterwards and left Alphys to the lab by herself, with no supervision she used larger quantities on the dying monsters and made the Amalgamates, and then left it and the Amalgamates in the True Lab to rot (it's pretty implicit from its state of cleanliness that it hasn't been used in a long ass time), with Flowey escaping and living out his own time loop hell.
>>127254983
Poor Asriel, having to run away from his own mother!!
>>127254715
If it looks cute, then the only thing cuter than two giant goats is one giant goat lady andonecutelittleskeleton.
You're going down a dangerous path.
>>127255128
I was thinking more of an Ãœbermensch.
>>127255153
what the hell have i discovered?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piJdM9AQy1w
>>127255152
I have seen a few persons here and there asking what the fuck is that monster that can be seen on of the trailers.
>>127254486
I only filter "shitter" because I visit Warframe General sometimes and it's completely impossible to browse that without it
Also is captcha fucked for anyone else?
>>127255128
>>127255012
Not him, but are you just unaware of the saying and its meaning?
>>127255208
>If it looks cute, then the only thing cuter than two giant goats is one giant goat lady and one cute little skeleton.
Incorrect
What is Mettaton?
>>127255153
>>127255208
Oh it's you, the obligatory wanting to stir shit and not actually caring about Soriel guy.
>>127255139Oops did i do that?
>>127255305
Couldn't make it 3 seconds in.
MVs are completely autistic.
>>127255326
I don't get why people prefer legacy captcha, it's so much easier to click on a picture
>>127255208
Papyrus? Why are you shipping Toriek with Papyrus?
>>127255369
A ghost in a robot body.
>>127250151
To be fair, the goats did have chocolate.
>>127255326
It happens sometimes when you post too much. Either enable the legacy captcha or wait up a little.
>>127255369
A ghost using a robot body.
>>127252170
>>127254209
Why would you filter 'dummy'?
>>127255457
because of fucking street signs
>>127255369
What isn't?
>>127255401
>Remember, there are only three people in this general
>>127255326
I can never get those to work right, I just hit the picture tell one of the number ones shows up
>>127255457
I personally find it way easier and faster to do the typing number prompt then the guess what vague image looks like something
>>127255326
Log out of/into google
>>127255457
Because this is what you usually work with. Meanwhile, those random pictures are still random, and it's still easy to lie to them, too.
>>127248906
God, teen fish would have such a violent reaction to her confusing new emotions and hormones.
>>127248551
priest sans is turning me to sin
Involving bondage only makes mewetter
>>127255425
Hardmode Omega Tem when?
>>127255460
This is actually a really good idea. It pisses off nearly everyone.
Asgore loses out. Sans loses out. Frisk loses out. Asriel loses out on his parents being happy together again.
Can we make this a thing?
>>127255658Do monsters even experience puberty?
So, why can Sans teleport?
>>127255591
Not my fault this gimmicks is done to death. I don't even care if it's the same person or not.
>>127255658
Sounds hot, potentially. And/or dangerous.
>>127255772
He cheats
>>127255667
>Hard mode
I don't get why people think it's going to be made.
It's never going to be released.
Ever.
>>127255758
There are monster kids and monster teenagers, so I would guess that they experience some change while switching to adulthood.
another thing i found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9S4i356X98
>>127255658Man, I just hope monsters don't have menstruation
>>127255287
>>127255345
I know the saying and the meaning, I just think it's a BS phrase. Just say you want every person considering suicide to become an Ubermensch. Simple. I do agree that telling a random stranger not to commit suicide is pretty pointless, though.
>>127255556
>do highway signs count as street signs
>>127254552
I think Flowey, and the Amalgamate experiments in general, were very recently before you showed up.
Alphys creates Mettaton, Asgore commissions Alphys to unleash the power of the soul so he wouldn't have to actually kill that seventh kid and commit genocide, Mettaton becomes semi-popular, and THEN the Amalgamates and Flowey are created. Going by how recent a phenomena Mettaton seems to be, I'm just not seeing Flowey's creation as being more than maybe a few months back.
>>127255839
But everything is fucking dangerous if Undyne is involved.
>>127255839
I want teen Undyne to rape my past underage self.
>>127255520
i love the fact that the blanket has a sort of rorschach type of expression change. i wish i could be that creakek
>>127251020
Why is it that all I could hear is Papyrus going, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
post Googly Eye's Sans
Was Undyne actually a lesbian?
>>127255772
It's not the same sans. It's multiple timelines sans, but he's done it all so many times nothing surprises him and they all act exactly as one sans would.
>>127255772
He can't, that's just fan headcanon. He just knows some good shortcuts.
>>127255945
Wouldn't you need blood for that?
>>127255945They don't bleed.
>>127255969
>what is the point
>>127255945
>Not wanting Undyne to dramatically roll around crying about how she's dying when she gets a few cramps
>Not wanting her to sit around eating chocolate and watching bad anime to make the pain go away
>>127256029
*facepalm
>>127255839
Sounds hot AND dangerous.
I pray for the poor bastard she got an awkward teen crush on.
>>127256036
>there someone out there who actually thinks this
scary
Gonna take a nap. See you later /utg/, love you!
>>127256036
anon what the hell are you talking about
>>127256029
Undyne is a lesbian.
Alphys is bi.
>>127251187
>>127255772
He can do some King Crimson time fuckery
Finally organized my UT folder.
>>127256029
No she just has a fetish for nerd weaboos.
>>127256187
>Alphys is bi-desperate awkward nerd
Fixed
>>127256153
Sleep well anon, I love you too.
>>127256053
>>127256062
Maybe she menstruates dust?
That IS what dead monsters and dead monster body-parts turn into, and a period is the body disposing of the dead, discarded uterus.
corrupting flowey!!!!
meh, I don't believe for a second that Floweyanon wants to steal the innocent SOULs of /utg/~
Who wears the shirt that says "Religion is Messed Up" and who wears the shirt that says "I'm the Guy Who Sucks (Plus I Got Depression)"
>>127256242
I still need to. The fact that I haven't properly sorted it yet is the reason I'm not saving any flower images.
>>127255772
I've always assumed that his blue eye has something to do with a magic power that allows him to manipulate space and time.
>>127256086
>imagine it being papyrus
>i should write this au where papyrus died at age 14
>>127256153
STOP TELLING LIES
>>127256232
I can't wait til the anime tries to explain King Crimson
>>127256304
>implying you can corrupt himEarly timelines Flowey is a completely different matter though.
>>127252845
T-thanks Woshua-senpai
>>127255520
My based anon, thank you
>>127256304
Flowey is corrupted as fuck without your help already
>>127255980
You said it.
>>127256086
She would make that teen awkward at best.
>>127256153
Are you gonna take a nap during the whole night?
>>127256358
Your AU idea is motherfucking shitunless Papyrus turns into some sort of monster-ghost that's an actual ghost of a dead person and not just a normal monster like the Blooks
>>127256291
But this furthermore begs the question of whether monsters have uteri, considering they don't seem to have blood, maybe not even organs in general.
Maybe monsters are just a pile of dust being kept together by their soul?
>>127256346
random /utg/ anons wear both.
>>127254334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7c8QghPxk
:^)
>>127256242
>Snowdrake folder
god tier taste
>>127256086
What if it'sAsgore?
>>127255951
Random strangers convinced me to spend a few more days alive, few days eventually grew to years and my thoughts are almost completely free of suicide now.
>>127256358
What about the yellow eye?
Don't Click!
Its too Lewd.
...
and contains leg.
>>127256242
>SAVE SNOWDRAKE
>Pap smear folder with lewds in it
I'm going to kill you.
>>127256415
One episode of the anime needs to be devoted to just a series of flowcharts and graphs explaining it
I finally understood it eventually but I think it cost me some SAN points in the process
>>127255494
>>127255505
Isn't the ghost thing just a theory?
>>127256291
Anon, I don't like the way you think.
>>127256423
>Early timelines Flowey
I want to corrupt him!
>>127256372
Crate love is true and pure. do not bully.
>>127248906
>>127255658
I'd rape her to cure the lesbianism out of her.
>>127256631
Get the key from Catty and Bratty, and go visit the house right next to Napstablook's.
>>127256604I'm pretty sure that's a joke lewd.
What triggers you /utg/?
My gear grinders:
>Crybaby sans.
>Papyrus tea tears.
>Blushing goatbro.
>Sans x Toriel.
>Harmless Floweypot.
>Non flat chested Undyne.
>Chara "evil grinning".
>Edgy genocide paps.
>>127256631
A FUCKING FAGGOT THEORY
THANKS FOR SHIT
>>127256291
She's magic. Internal body parts aren't required, so no need to dispose of them either.
>>127256358
Jesus.
You should not write that.
>>127255951
Some people are more suggestible than you think. Also, stop with the intentionally poor communication. It just makes you look like shit.
>>127255369
slutticus maximus
>>127256515
Are we sure they don't have some sort of blood-equivalent? It probably isn't blood itself (As the librarby specifically says monsters aren't water-based) but Toriel's injuries to her face looked quite dark and stereo-typically wound-like, although they didn't bleed. And monster-wounds are a thing too, it's mentioned that Woshua is revolted by its own, and that Snowdrake starts 'flaking apart' when injured.
>>127256604
Don't be silly. The Pap smear folder is full of nothing but skelles and smeared pasta. That's how it got the name.
>>127256631
Did you enter his house?
>>127256730
Charafags
>>127256730
>triggers
fucking tumblrfag
>>127256631
No
Catty and Bratty's Mystery Key. House next to Napstablook'sThe first caller at the end of the EX fight is Napstablook. Mettaton almost calls him "Blooky" before he stops himself
>>127256730
>>127256604What's so wrong with Snowy?
>>127256730
>Sans without a permanent grin
>non-canon shipping in general
>blood in geno fanart
>>127256730
Asymetrical Edgegote markings
sexualized skeltrons
OOC Chara
Mommypostersdoing Genocide Arc
>dying after getting far in the Sans fight.
>>127256730
Papyrus blushing orange and not pink/red
Papyrus being 'dom'
Crybaby Sans
Frosty the snowman Sans
Skelebros with fangs
Edgy skelebros
Sans with an ecto stomache seriously that shit's fuckin gross and retarded
Someone post the image of asriel with a christmas present over his crotch please
>>127256730
>Chara "evil grinning".
Isn't this canon though?
>>127256604
>hating based snowdrake
wtf is wrong with you
Post that one image that always makes you crack up.
>>127256730
The Tumblr SJWs in this thread.
i need to organize my folders again
im pretty sure most of my goat folder is in the base and not in its correct goat subfolder
>>127256882
>Mommyposters
May I ask why?
wANNA HEV BED tEM?
>>127256730
>mushy blushy sans
>crybaby frisk
>retarded / way too young frisk
>bloody frisk / chara
>>127256885
How far are we talking about?
>>127256780
Going by how you cut Toriel and Undyne, I think that when a monster is wounded parts of it just disappear and its form starts breaking to bits.
>>127256979
Someone's mad their otherkin arguments got BTFO
>>127256968
>>127256885
Not what I posted, but still sort of fits.
>>127256757
goddamn do i love sluttaton
>>127256730
>Harmless Floweypot.
oh but that's so cute
have you seen the "seeing-eye flowey" pictures?
>>127256979
i did not expect this at all
>>127256953
It's a friendly partner smile.
>>127256968
>>127256730
OOC sans
skelelewds
the two above are almost invariably linked
monster kid drawn with a dinosaur face
can't think of more now
>>127256819
Funny how the lesbocucks always post the same thing on every board they're on.
I bet your real life name is Ben.
>>127256730
Sans doing the glowy eye thing for dramatic effect. He does the blank eyes for dramatic effect, he only does the glowy deal when he's actively using his powers.
For that matter, people thinking his eye glow is blue when it's blue and yellow.
>>127256659I like to think that early timeline Flowey has done multiple "Have sex with everyone" runs because of pure boredomHowever, he would've quit doing that pretty soon, despite being the god of hentai/sex, because of his inability to feel orgasms
>>127256730
>Bitch Sans and Papyrus
>Post-breakup Toregore, especially where Frisk actively tries to get them back together for some reason
>Overly saccharine shipping in general, most Soriel and even some depictions of Undyne and Alphys fall into this
>Neutered Asgore fluff
>Saved Asriel fluff, saved Asriel in general
>'Chara is just a poor abused little girl and you missed the whole point of the game if you don't subscribe to my headcanon'
>Mettaton wuvs his cousin so much and would never ever do anything to hurt them and will murder anyone who looks at them funny
>>127256997
no but have a mettatem
oH bOiiiiii
So how does /utg/ feel about Doggo?
>>127256921
Happy new year anon
>>127256996
I don't like rpers in general and Torielis a psychopathand it gets really cringy real fast
>>127256730
Basically anything related to Chara makes me roll my eyes.
>>127256968
>>127257119
>lesbocuck
Bitch please, I shipGoredyne.
>>127256991
>having folders named "goat" and "wosh"
my nigga
>>127257036
After he tried to spare me and during the diagonal skeleton dog shooting.
>>127256979
>getting triggered
that makes YOU the tumblr sjw, anonmy *kin tells me so
>>127256506
Oh no, I was implying that Papyrus was obliterated forever by a one-step-short-of-exploding Undyne.
>>127256565
That's fantastic to hear. However, I don't know how common this is, and I especially don't know if making a post aimed at nobody in particular (like the original post linked to) would actually help many people out.
>>127256583
I interpreted that as his blue eye going crazy due to rapid use.
>>127256730
>Anyone who's super closed-minded about headcanons
>>127256749
Got it. I'll write it right away.
>poor communication
What exactly are you referring to? Whatever it is, it isn't intentional.
>>127256730
>people who lewd underage characters
>people who post shitty cropped porn
>Papyton
>glowing ectobellies?
>sans crying about everything
>deaf frisk
>mute frisk
>blind frisk
>humantale
>>127256730
>OOC things
>non-canon shipping
>Sans not being forced to smile all the time
>bloody genocide art
>lewd shit most of the time
>>127257161
I want to boop his snoot
>>127256968
This should be just utg.jpg
>>127257103
kill goatchild Zangief, before he multiplies and conquers.
>>127257141
>feels no emotional attachment to people
>feels no physical pleasure or humanoid sex drive
sex/porn without those or hilarious plots is actually really boring
>>127257063
What otherkin arguments? Tumblr SJWs are the otherkins.
The only -kin I identify with are the Kasrkin.
>>127257245
I was using trigger in a literal sense, as in they trigger my trigger finger.
>>127257239
>skeleton dog
Gasterblaster, anon.
>>127256968
>>127256968
Everytime.
>yellow
>fat
>lizard
>nerd
>weeb
>gay
>bi?
>T H I C K
>creates abominations in their basement
>questionable tastes and paraphilia
>uses their wealth of resources to insert themselves into undertale
>objectively worst character in undertale
>i think they're cuteAlphys should have been replaced by Sameal.
>>127256968
>>127257309
>>127257337
>Kasrkin
>From that Newgrounds game
lel
>>127257337
>as in they trigger my trigger finger
ooooh, sure you were, edgy
Did Mettaton become a slut when he got his EX form or when he got his box form?
>>127257360
Chara pls go
>>127257360
I don't like you, anon.
>>127257161
Cute doggie!
Not for sexual!
>>127255772
he's a quantum physicist. That's how he can put books inside of books inside of books etc. Combine magic and science and you've got some crazy powers.
>>127257453He was always a slut.
>>127257453
>implying that he was never a slut as a ghost
WHAT IF SANS WAS A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER WHO DONT NEED NO MAN
Monsters bleed and none of you can win a debate with me about it.
>>127257453
Pretty sure he was always a slut
>>127257302
More /utg/-compatible version.
>>127257161
>>127257161
*pet
my one true wish...
I want to fuckAnonymous
So, Shotagoat/Muscleanon writer here. I know some anons really became inspired by Muscleanon and his wacky adventures here on /utg/, and I actually have copied down what some people wrote about that. And I want to use this on the ending of the fic.
So, did anyone start getting swole inspired by Muscleanon? Please share your story.
Now, let's see what some faggots wrote about our favorite bodybuilder:I prescribed myself to the ways of musclefag. I drown my sorrow of his inexistance by working out and getting swole. Once i get big, some slut will claim my virginity based on my looks and i will forget about Asriel, and all will be okay. who am i kidding.... i need you fucking little goatAt first, i hated the quasi tripfag that Musclehomo was set out to be. If he stayed around he might have become that. Now that he is but a memory of the days of old, i look to him as inspiration. If someone could live his live, becoming swole and accepted in the normie world even with his love of shotagoat, then i have a chance too. If you are reading this Musclehomo, i will make you proud! I will start getting swole next week, for our little goat.
>>127256730
Gaster blaster Sans
Gaster Blasters acting like anything other than weapons
Overtly saccharine and/or angsty shit in general
>>127257516
There would be more porn of him with Asgore
>>127257436
>Newgrounds game
Holy shit, how can someone be this retarded.
>>127257516
ecto-pusspuss?
>>127257497
They are very very small books because monsters don't know much about quantum physics.
I'd post my UT folder if I hadn't named all the images. I might get my feelings hurt.
>>127257518
Papyrus and Sans have bones made of candy!
>>127257594
>s a n s g o r eGood. Toriel does not deserve happiness.
>>127257360I miss the "SoDoI.jpg" anon.
>>127257556
Eternal sleep or napping sleep?
>>127257516
>human sans
>sclera is black
what message are you trying to convey
>>127256730
>Crybaby sans.
Tears are HUGELY overused in Undertale art but Sans has had enough shit happen to him where shedding tears is probably a healthy thing to do.
>Blushing goatbro.
Toriel blushes so Asriel can too.
>Sans x Toriel.
Sans x Toriel is fine as long as they don't try to claim it's canon, no idea why there's particular hate for this ship.
>Non flat chested Undyne.
Undyne is a B cup, not flatchested
>Chara "evil grinning".
Chara literally grins in game though.
also floweypot is cute. CUTE!
>>127257516
Somehow even creepier.
>>127256730
Fisg with Wide hips triggersmy boner
What's the largest dick that Mettaton could possibly take? I'm sure that Alphys made his hips and lower torso elastic for this reason alone.
>>127256997
I always wondered.
Why do they have cancerous tumors behind their head?
>>127257161
He's cool but probably don't eat his shit
>>127257570
I doubt that. Some here never wash.
>>127257607
>Liking a shitty Newgrounds game that was posted on NG in 1987
Get better taste.
>>127257618
slavtale when?
>>127257594
>implying
There's always more gay shit than straight shit.
I'm pretty sure Papyton outnumbers Soriel by far.
>>127257734
That's hair.
>>127257734
Cat ears.
>>127257664
Eternal.
He angered me too much for me to care for his "untimely" demise. ;^)
>>127257734
they're ears
temmies have four ears and are overstimulated constantly because of it
>>127256968
This one.
>>127256968I'm glad you like it anon
>>127257728
He is 7 ft tall
pretty sure there is no human dick he can't take, and unless there are crazy huge monsters we never saw, he can take any monster dick too
>>127257728
When he was a ghost he was probably stretchy like a bedsheet so he could probably take about ten dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeBhQ6khwc
>>127257784
Now
>>127257796
What? Cat ears are the ones they have on the top of their head.
>>127257670
Remember how Papyrus's eye whites actually get visible?A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.
>>127257816
How many times did he kill you anon?
>>127257831
What about Bob?
>>127257570we are all greasy and ugly here anon, you seriously don't want to
>>127256968
>>127257704
>Chara literally grins in game though
Yes but it's never a "I'M CRAZY" type of grin.
his/her grin is more of a "I got you by the ass" type of grin.
Chara just seems more like a calm and manipulative sadist rather than a full blown psychopath.
>>127256968
>>127257373
>>127257882
It's the perfect edit for this game.
>>127257780
I don't know what Newgrounds game you're even talking about you autistic Tumblrtard.
You need to stop letting your "headcanons" interfere with reality.
>>127256242
I love organized folders.
>>127257929
Dogs ears then.
>>127257989
Fuck.
>>127256716
>>127257119
Some of us just like that some media portrays us as being able to have a relationship instead of just be sidlined by het 99.99% of the time.
get dunked on hetfag
>>127257942
Bob is either partially deaf or a buddhist.
>>127257942
Bob has a birth defect. He's kinda slow because of that. Way too slow.
Just think about how much he has trouble functioning with the others of his species.
>>127257728
The only monster canonically taller AND bigger than Mettaton is Asgore. Make of that what you wish.
>>127257958
What did Asriel do in the Ruins anyway?
>>127258034
>my edits being used
golly
I feel so proud
>>127257942
Can't count how many times he did, he always fucks me up at the "real" part of the battle.
He's cool and all, but I want him to fuck right off to the next galaxy.
>>127258079
>madoka reaction image
You're probably not even a real lesbian but a transbian so fuck off.
>>127258040
aww gee.. thanks anon
also the translucent fin thing didn't look that good to me so I made a slight edit http://i.imgur.com/b0oVOp4.png
>>127258079
HEMMORHOID DID EVERYTHING WRONG
>>127257780
stop embarrassing yourself, man
i dunno what NG game you're talking about
but Kasrkin is a warhammer thing
Who needs organized folders when I can just stick them all in one and memorize every filename
>>127258175
>bigger
negative
>taller
sure
>>127258175
>Make of that what you wish.
That they fucked?
>>127258049
Are you okay?
I'm talking about the one you just shitposted with with your stupid joke.
Whatever, obviously all your grease is getting in the way of getting my point.
Take a shower, smelly!
>>127258054
you'll love my folders then
Pick up your sock.
>>127256968
>>127257952
I'm not ugly.
You just tell yourself that everyone is because you are.
>>127258175
What about Onionsan?
>>127258217what the fuck is a transbian?
>>127258201
drink a sea tea, that may help you.
>>127257989
pic related
>>127258079
It's all subjective anyways. Feel free to have your representation, because it's an awesome thing! At the same time, let others have their sexual fantasies.And let people like me have their fish with a side of bones.We can all have what we want in the same character.
>>127257670
EDGE
>>127256968
>>127258217
>>127258231
>>127258223
please draw more
>>127258258are you the flowey-kin?if so, god, im so embarrassed for you. you're making a fool out of yourself.
>>127258279
am i in there somewhere
>>127258256
You know that one Mettaton picture that doesn't get deleted? You know, THAT one?Ever seen the full picture?
>>127258223
Cool. It probably would have worked better had you also shown the hair color behind the fin.
>>127258247
Can't really do that when you have several GBs of art.
>>127258285I refuse.
Reminder to impregnate your mommy!
>>127256968
>>127258079
Don't bother. Het men are extremely threatened by lesbians so you're about to get 20 angry (you)s for daring to think the lesbian character is happy in her lesbian relationship instead of with an autistic skeleton or divorced father figure.
>>127257905
If he is that tall that dick would literally tear me in two.
>>127258258
You need a cure for autism - a bullet to the head.
But I bet you're gonna kill yourself before someone gives you your medicine. What a shame.
>>127258460
>Ever seen the full picture?Considering I've posted it in trash before, yes
>>127258405
I drew the one of flowey shitposting
>>127258470
true
>>127258515
Goddamnit /v/
>>127258416
Pffffffffffffffffffffff
jesus christ im baiting you
im gonna go do something more fun
>>127258541
yeah ok shoot me ok ok
ok
ok
>>127257816
>>127258201
>*don't worry. sooner or later you'll find hisakilles heel, bring about hisdeathstruction, and all of yourslayving over this fight will be worth it.>*heh. just kidding. you stink, nerd.
>>127258379
That crying Asgore is so funny, so sad,and looks like he's blowing his load in some poor unfortunate's behind.
>>127258460Post a link to the full.
>>127258524
Instead of the self-hating weeb.
Undyne is never gonna be happy because she is too good for anyone in the underground.
>>127258342
>>it's subjective when it's a lesbian!
they could literally trib on screen and it would not be enough for you.
>>127258181
The goat family was probably still living in the ruins at that point in old home
>>127258515
>That reference
Kill yourself.
>>127258279
Your folders become unorganized by having that much shit.
>>127258528
a good way to die
>>127258524
All that anon said was a sexual fantasy involving a lesbian character, there is no reason to go full tumblr.
>>127258580
>>127258659I don't get it.
>>127258579
>I drew the one of flowey shitposting
Which one was that?
>>127258650What if Chara is the reason they moved out
>>127258758Loss.jpg
>>127258694
>I want to die horribly from horrific intestinal damage, leaking shit and blood and organs on the bed
>>127258604
gaaah fuck you.
I went back to see neutral run.
>>127257063
>BTFO
Keep crying, lad.
>>127258758
yeah, what is that a reference to?
>>127258767
the one where he's on /utg/ making a post that you have to kill toriel to progress in the game
>>127258754
>>127258626
Threatened het men detected
>>127258659
Don't be rude, Papyrus, just because you can't stand other people's jokes.
>>127258758
Think yourself lucky. Honestly.
>>127258515
Oh god I fucking get it now. I've seen the loss pictures before but I thought this was just random panels thrown together. FUCK.
>>127258863
That one is really good.
Lesbians were a mistakeFags all the way
>>127256242
>See this
>Start organizing my shit and selecting each Undertale image one at a time to be put in a big folder for the game
>End of it
>I've 218 Undertale images just sitting in My Pictures
This is what clinical depression looks like.
>>127258824
It was a png originally
>>127258614
>unfortunate
>>127258403
I was rooting for her! And she fucked it all up!
Fuck you, Hamtaro! The third movie was horrible!
>>127258618https://e621.net/post/show/778350/2015-anthro-asgore_dreemurr-barelynsfw_-artist-bla
Why don't you have a boyfriend, /utg/?
>>127258937
im still confused, what does it mean?
Someone made a thread a while back.
>>127247936
>>127247936
>>127247936
>>127258829
You forgot that MTT wil be telling you about his fabulous new deals on MTT Brand products while the camera rolls all the while
>>127258887
Jokes on you as I am a girl into girls. Honestly you're probably a transgender MtF because I've never seen an actual lesbian get mad about this, only MtF lesbians get so threatened.
>>127259016
>having interest on 3D
>>127258579
Oh, man, I love that one. You should make more /utg/ undertale stuff. I really appreciate it.
>>127258972
>undertale 4158
Jesus
>>127258940
aww, thanks anon
>>127259016
I ain't no no gay nigga, nigga.
>>127259016
Because I'm heterosexual, anon. Sorry if you were interested.
>>127259028
Search online for loss meemee
>>127258951
>thinking that's a lot
I've got 3000 unorganized pictures of skeletons, mang
>>127258829
I want to die frombeing digested by Asgore so he can take my soul.
>>127259115
I'll get you in the end, babe. Make my words.
>love writing Sans
>bad at puns
Fuck. Time to sit and stare at my screen for hours.
>>127258887
If that's your only retort to a fictional pairing, you should go outside and get some fresh air.
>>127259016
Because I'm a miserable and socially inept pile of shit.
>>127259073
I've had MTFs tell me they know more about being a woman than I do. They are really something else.
>>127259016
because I have zero self confidence
>>127259127
i am still very confused, is it just 4 images thrown together?!
>>127259016
3D men don't have fur or knots
>>127259028First panel is someone walking into a hospital
Second is him meeting the receptionist
Third panel is meeting the doctor
Fourth panel is someone on the hospital bed
How napstablook was laying there finally made me get it.
>>127259131
¡Dios mÃo!
>>127259016
Because of my intense dread of intimate contact.
>>127259146
But why, Anon? That'd really hurt and be really gross.
>I want to die in a tight sack filled with vomit
>>127259193
I don't think so, but hey, feel free to try, I'm always open to new things.
I already tried kissing a guy tho, and didn't like it. Oh well.
>>127259213
You know, Sans actually used puns less often than often depicted by fans.
He is just as prone to simply witty retorts or physical comedy.
>>127259293
>what is a fursuit
>>127258789
The timing would be right, old home only has one bed in the kids room. But i think it was mentioned that they moved from the ruins because monsters as a whole needed more space.
>>127259213
I could try lending you a hand?
My qualifications are being one of the pun-anons that sometimes plague these threads, give me a topic and I could try think up some for you.
>>127259397
Well,monster digestion is magical, so I guess it won't be so bad.Except that Asgore is probably going to have trouble with food that won't disintegrate completely, because I am decisively non-magical.
>>127259491
A downgrade from a regular person.
>>127259491
it isn't real enough for me senpaitachi, I have extremely high standards
>>127259249
That's because us men are better than women, even at being women.
>>127259016
Because I have no interest in relationships. I'm probably not gay either.
>>127259084
oh gee I'm glad you like it. I don't normally have any ideas though
>>127258079
>>127258403
>>127258524
>>127258887
The only people who legitimately care about this stupid shit are 18-25 year old newmales with arms the size of twigs and serious daddy issues. We get it, the scary cis boogeyman wants to oppress every woman out there. You don't have to go full Anthony Burch on every single thing you see on the internet.
>>127259491
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS.
And fetishism
>>127258524
>Het men are extremely threatened by lesbians
Except they're not, and this is how everoyne can tell that you're just a male cuckold fetishist.
There's literally no such thing as an "attractive lesbian" woman. The only vaguely attractive ones who say they're lesbian are the ones who want to automatically friendzone Beta orbiters (like you), whilst they keep having sex with the occasional Alpha when they feel like it (see: Ellen Page as the newest example).
You can keep believing your fairy tales if you want, but they are never going to match up with reality. One day you're gonna have to grow up though, when your parents die and you're gonna have to take care of yourself and your basement hole. Well, either grow up or use the rope to enter your fictional paradise "afterlife".
>>127259424
Soundscute
My only tongue kiss with a guy was as part of truth or dare.
>>127259213
I also a being of physical form that can assist in this conundrum.
>>127258079
What do you mean by "us"?
I hate to break it to you, but only women count as lesbians. Caitlyns like you are still just heterosexual failure men.
>>127259791I met attractive lesbiansI wish they weren't my type
>>127259073
See? Even the actual lesbo agrees with literally what I said, my fucking sides.
Lesbocucks status = KEKED.
>>127259604
It could be WORSE, you know.
And like you said, you'd give Asgore the shits. Gross.
>>127259831
Sorta like me, my best friend and I were dared by a bunch of girls to kiss. Since we were drunk as fuck, we did, just to humor them.At least it was worth it at the end, we both got to make out with some of the girls.
>>127259016
Because I am a MtF but also a lesbian. My favorite character is Undyne, whom I identify as.
>>127260089
>implyingbeing shat out as pile of glued-together hair and splintered boneisn't my fetish
>>127250861
>>127250959
>>127250981
It would sort of make sense if the gear is a physical manifestation of their soul after their death, I kind of prefer that cause I don't like taking things like that too literally but it makes about as much sense if it's just actual items that they carried with them for some reason. Maybe the ballerina failed at a performance and ran away, maybe the frying pan kid was in a caravan nearby the mountain and his pet chicken ran away.
>unironic gender discussion
kill this thread
>>127260229
>>127260239
*Smells like a bait shop.
>>127260324
We are shitposting to kill it faster. And there is another bread already up.
>>127260324
>sexuality = gender
Is this the new tumblr consensus I'm not in on?
>>127260324
Undyne is secretly male
>>127251282
This is pretty good, the dialogue doesn't feel too out of character but I don't understand what Frisk is doing there or how this situation arose. Am happy to see stuff with Sans and Flowey at all though.
>>127260229
>MTF lesbian
So, this means that you're a man or what?
>>127260229
Hate to break it to ya, but Alphys is the MtF one.So about as trash as you.
>>127260543
Please do not insult Alphys that badly, even the lizard doesn't deserves such a thing.
>>127258525
I'll just put something else in that toothy mouth of yours ;9
>finish the game
>check this thread for the first time
>see all this
I've made a huge mistake.
>>127265624
Sorry, anon.