summer goo-man edition
Sona is the breast waifu
and ahri is shit-garbage
She's one of the strongest mids in the game, but not really a support.
Try Morgana. She's pretty much a better Lux for the support role.
Have you given your new Riot employee a warm welcome lolg?
xth for loving my wife
Still buttblasted, huh?
Sona is the breast waifu
for mebut people who like Ahri are fine too!
No waifu discrimination!
>being buttblasted about having the best waifu
that's not really how it works
servers on suicide watch?
Im q'd as jungler in team builder usually this shit is instant.
One of the good sonabros i see
What are easy mids to play? I tried picking up Orianna, and it's too frustrating since she has an actual learning curve, so I think chamos with complex mechanics might just not be my thing. I already use Lux.
You have one and only one chance to explain why you are playing normals in 2016.
>the ultimate waifu
>only waifu to have an ultimate skin
she can work as a support but Morgana can do pretty much everything better
Lux needs money to be relevent and do damages unless she gets fed as a support she'll always just be bad morgana
also she's squishy as fuck
Lux relies on scaling to be useful.
Morg does more with her base stats and utility than Lux does. Her Q snares for longer, is easier to land, costs less mana, her E is ridiculously strong and her ult is never badno matter how behind you are.
>Pool party Zac and Pool Party Ren having a flexing contest at the pool side
>Zac just cheats and keeps expanding
>Ren rages and huffs away to sit at the watch chair
and to try and hide his throbbing erection
this is just from last threads funposting because that one picture implied ahri was a slut
sonafags have fought with other waifu fags over sonas perfection since the beginning of time, but ahri didn't really have that many actual waifufags until recently
Why did riot have to make Pool Party Ziggs such an ugly skin? There is 0 lewd to it and all the other ones are pretty sexy. I feel cheated.
uh, what does a vote on lolg about which waifu fag is the most disliked have to do with sonas perfection?
it's his best skin how dare you
i love the way he walks with the flippers
>all these boring non-dragon dildos
Poor taste. I'd take a look at the reviews on the first in the second row. Looks like it has some intensity settings which are nice but he reviews seem discouraging. If it is trash I'd try the 4th in second row. Looks fun and is cheap.
Reminder that this isn't an actual Sonabro but just some random anon falseflagging
Look at his filenames, they're all imgur, he googled for "Sona gallery" or something and is just picking random images from there
All waifus are worth loving!
>Trying to leave Silver
>ELO Hell like fuck
>Champ select is looking a little bit okay.
>Get MF to pick as ADC
>Enemy team gets a Blitzcrank
>'Pref Supp' player picks a fucking Zyra.
>Question them in game
>'I don't play Thresh'
>Promptly get fucking ruined because Zyra can't do jackshit against a Blitzcrank.
>Refuses to listen post-game to advice, just 'bye' and leaves.
Send help. Please. I'm stuck in S2. I only want G5.
Hope you summoners aren't being toxic
if is there anything you want to change in this, maybe a joke something, now would be time to say it
if only I knew to make good drawings with those lines of mine
it's like trying to climb the ladder, if you don't enjoy the process, don't bother :)
>generic anime foxgirl vs mute Miku with tits
>literally the second thread dedicated to autism
what's so wrong with teasing ahrifags?
I dare say so quite easily. I'll admit, it isn't his worst (that is mad scintist) but the wizard one is the best hands down. All the skill effects are beautiful and who doesn't like
magic crystal anal insertables?
Zyra could easily do some counter play with the Blitz. All she has to do is play conservative and only use her root for when Blitz goes aggressive. I hate to tell you anon, but gold is just as bad as silver.
What's /lolg/'s opinion on Veigar?
He has a weak early game but if he gets ahead in lane he turns into a wombocombo monster and even when he's behind his cage makes him a valuable member of the team.
Thinking of maining him come season 6.
This Zyra was fucking awful.
Every single root onto their Ashe missed. Every single fucking one.
Every single root onto Blitz was AFTER I had been hooked in because surprise. Blitz runs past the waves.
I just want G5 because I know I won't decay out and I want the end of season skin. Missed out on the skin S4 for that shit, didn't do ranked S5.
He is fun, I recently picked him up
Felt like a massive retard because I was maxing dark matter second instead of event horizon
>huh.. why can't i walk up to them in time to use my ult hurrrr
Sona and Ahri are such a great pairing I don't know how someone who likes Sona can dislike Ahri, or vice versa
They're both great
Because you're doing nothing but giving people who like one over the other a bad name
All you do is rile up all the Ahribros to hate Sona while the Sonabros can't be bothered defending your stupid shitposting ass
>dude x champion has the biggest hips
>here's da proofs!
Ult Cooldown buffs when
Feels like shit when his ult is 100% mandatory for any teamfight and Lux can pop hers 2 times before mine's even off Cooldown. I'm buying lucidity and taking scaling cdr blues at this point because otherwise it's just so damn difficult to fight.
He doesn't deserve this winrate
>some frenchfag exposes garens crit bug instead of marine
why did he leave us?
Gift Bandlebro a T-shirt
and ask for a drawing in exchange.
shit early mediocre mid and garbage late
What, I'm going to buy morellonomicon or athenes on Rumble? This is what you believe is a good build?
Also Rumble doesn't need CDR outside of his ult because his cooldowns are like 4 seconds each.
I thought the same exact thing the first time I learned what a waifu was. But then I realized I'll never have a wife. And then I met Ahri, and it was k.
then you could organize them into a spreadsheet or something
put a champion name at the top of them, start putting links in to where they apply
just an idea
would save a lot of data space
Ah I understand, but there aren't any rewards for preseasons so you have no reason to be playing bro.
When he stops getting cucked by his friend fucked by his best friend.
Garen: "At the moment the gunshot echoed, it penetrated into the hearts of everyone who heard it. The bullet pierced right through everything. Not even the finest armor could stop it. As the crystal shimmers, the only hope of Demacia is destroyed."
Sona: "It's so bright that I cannot take my eyes off it. A small wisp of fire floated through the air... and took the form of butterflies, flying within the colorless smoke. But at the moment when one by one, they disappear... You too say goodbye."
>Jhin is -actually- killing waifus and husbandos
Remember to report all the faggotry happening in this thread.
I have faith that Bandlebro would deliver if he asked for something simple.
I mean, Bandlebutts delivered when I asked for the Spaghetti and is still delivering
Is Bandlebro actually doing it for free?
New masteries ditched free stats in favor of utility.
That's why champions with shitty base stats but retarded scaling like Riven are so shit right now.
I like it more this way though.
is being gay in lolg a meme or are you guys unironically faggots?
ive been wondering the same thing for a couple weeks now, but I think what happened was the main people who actaully play and discuss and arent literally gay and perma horny are the euros.
this place is full of degenerates, which is funny because league of legends is the biggest normie game in the world behind candy crush
>tfw rito gives us photo-realistic sona tiddies
DEADEYE IS ACTUALLY IRONKEK
HE'S FINALLY COME TO REAP THE WAIFUS
HIDE YOUR GIRLS, HE'S COMING
>Wanting Zed and Rengar gutted without blaming the real culprit of le one shot meme meta
Not a bad idea, anon, but drawing not necessary.
stop playing renekton and play a good champ
I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of the female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous steel. - IronStylus
The words of the devil himself.
>tfw no one on your team buys pinks against rengar/twitch except for you
>Play fiddlesticks all day
>ab sol ute ter ror!
>Fiddlesticks has been disabled due to a bug!
I think I might have destroyed some Riot staff too hard with fiddles and they think something is wrong
I am a true gay, I'm sure some of this is a meme though. From my experience, the Kog x Skarner, Ziggs, and Twitch posting are people who are genuine faggots.
I would consider the "supports are pet-sluts" like the vlad post early this thread are just people trying to rial up the /pol/s around here. The cowtits fag is really easily triggered by gay so I can see why people would try.
What the fuck is a fiddlestick? Did Riot release some new magic-violin champion that flew under my radar?
I want to fill up sonas house with children until it's like the adoption house she grew up in
except all the children will have blue hair and be musically talented
>no one has sweeper or pinks
>they call me cancer
Sometimes I love Silver
ok i found the bug
apparently if you AA the minion with low HP and cast the ult shortly after, the ult goes off (channel ends and damage starts) the moment the minion dies
buff him back to his season one self then maybe ill believe
>People have known about the Fiddle instant ult bug for like 3 weeks now
>They just now disabled him
Do a good deed if you want, I'm more a partisan of trading is caring, she may even offer you to draw you something anyway.
I'd buy you a Can Handle The Bandle apron, anon
Fuck off dude
i wan to know what kind of adc will get too, has been a year since Kalista
yeah I've never even read her lore, guess that's fine then continue with your fantasy
her and karma both
>mfw all that damage with no items
>not playing Kog'maw and BLARGHHING every 7 seconds melting everyone around you
It's like you guys hate fun.
You get to pick one champion to be given a massive amount of lore expansion and their own personal event with a much larger scale then the gangplank one. Which champion would you pick? Why?
>inbefore all the waifu fags post trash instead of interesting characters for it
I was making a joke on how almost no one plays fid anymore.
Probably not but it doesn't really matter.
I'm already playing a minigun ADC who is gross but cute. I worry if I pick up a second I'll start to sexualize one of em.
And Vi's: That bullet was burning hot...
When it pierce through her body, although it doesn't rip the body apart like it should, it instead create a red hot, burning flame that is capable of burning away any weapons, rendering them unusable
Everyone wished for her survival
But that hope...never existed...
no i just patrol here all day and wait for ahrifags to fling shit at me
>I worry if I pick up a second I'll start to sexualize one of em.
the thought of it made me kek hard
>thinking justice can be stopped
The scoundrels will pay!
Justice, by law, or by sword!
For Demacia! Forge onward!
Straight up gay for Gragas
I want him to sit on me
Fuck off faggot.
You're that vorefag aren't you, just using different images now. Multiple replies per post, avataring and always saying stupid shit. Exactly the same style as him.
Christ you're cancer either way.
Renekton is my husbando and I would love a decent lore expansion but rito in their current state would fuck it up. so I dunno. probably someone a bit more fun and goofy, like Lulu or Karthus
>two people on the enemy team roleplaying on allchat
>they were swain and darius
>garen on our team just types "villians!" and runs into them constantly killing them
why is justice man so
>PvE mode and some Indiana Jones shit
>Back to Shurima, one of the only times Riot didn't completely cock up a lore event
>Much needed model update
>Maybe get something for Renekton, Amumu, and Lux as well
Nope. I'd go with either Skarner or Amumu.
>Intelligent ambassador of a fallen/imprisoned species of crystal bug people
>Goes on great journey with the help of some asshole normie like Ez to free his people
>Crazy as event with massive crystal bug siege monsters
>Teams get to basically summon baron nashors to fight towers
>Undead child with emo problems
>Trying to find out about senpai and shit
>Learns to love the people in his life and gets over his curse of sorrow
So... what's the verdict on Illaoi?
Broken? Shit? Pubstomper?
Annie, she literally has 0 lore right now
>>inbefore all the waifu fags post trash instead of interesting characters for it
I don't think there'd be any point to any more Sona lore, if anything Riot would fuck it up and turn her into some murderous psychopath who kills people daily with her instrument or something
I wouldn't know what single champ I'd want more lore for either... if anything I'd want a whole 'region' to get expanded lore. Like Demacia, Noxus, etc.
If I had to pick one champ it'd either be J4 or Swain as lore for either of them would also contain a huge chunk of Demacian/Noxus lore respectively
>want to try all sorts of zany rune pages for fun
>can't because it takes a gorrillion hours to farm enough IP for a full page
Her lore literally has the most questions that are never answered or even approached at all
Why was she left by your parents at an adoption house with an instrument?
Why can that instrument move on its own and why does it keep coming back to her and why has it been with her since she was apparently born and why can it and her together make sounds that can cut through things
>doesn't understand items that give resistances and also ignore them are cancer
>gets so buttflustered he literally calls himself silver
Would you be your waifu's
guys i have a new plan for climbing to diamond this season
okay get this
but get this
ill never die
ill never try winning my lane, rather try to make it a tie
if i never die and lose my lane, eventually someone else will carry me to diamond
will take some games tho
play le stealthy cat of one shots and screaming
>pick my main in a normal game
>lose through sustain since the enemy guy wants to try out a sustain champ
>sustains through perfect combos by myself, dont get any kills since BOTH junglers want to ignore top
>it's 1v1 for twenty minutes, die four times anyway because did you know a tank can get you 100-0 from the middle of the lane to your first tower?
>sustains through a 1v3 lategame, gets a kils, as tank with 3.5k helath and 200 armor
>lose, because now the 0 5 vayne now has enough opportunity to finally make use of her THIRTEEN POINT SEVEN PERCENT TRUE DAMAGE PER TWO SHOTS PASSIVE
i hate this game so much, man
nice game lolbabs
atleast in normals i know it'll be memes even before i start the match. in ranked i also know it'll be memes, but then raging about it will be justified, or something
>get this butt mad over calling out waifu fags
>Implying I have those kind of shit fetishes
Try harder m8.
This sounds real good to me. I'd just worry riot would drop the ball on the cast and make it a bunch of the human characters so it is boring.
Pubstomper. She only wins lane if her opponent is unable to dodge obvious skill shots.
No. I'd rather it be a bit more back and forth on who is in control.
Any assassin jungler, bara cat man is the FOM for this category.
>furfag saying anything about shit fetishes
your brain tho
i'm getting most of your images filtered, keep on being a fucking faggot so I can finally not see any dumb shit you post
>jax forgets that, indeed, towers are useless
>pantheon thinks he can combo down a 2.5k health juggernaut
>kalista facetanks two minions of an ad champion
>malphite does a minor ability and two auto attacks, nothing else much, a new funny developer what was his name again, two hundred health points champion should be easy to finish off, right? overextending infront of the enemy base should be punishable righ? haha
i dont even know what reaction pics i attach to this post, there's so many memes in this game i might aswell do attach a sad reaction picture and it'd be okay
>says champ is still useless even if ahead
>post where she's ahead and shitting on enemy team
>w/e she's still bad
I really wanted to buy Illaoi, do I get her, Tahm Kench, or wait for new guy?
I used to play Yorick religiously, my friends all said he was boring because he was pretty immovable after he hit his stride in buffs, but I thought it was a lot of fun.
Percents are added into a total. That total is the percent of damage your autos damage you heal. No annoying soft maxes like movement speed or hard maxes like slows.
You do you anon.
What the fuck happend? I just played game like a hour ago and everything worked fine
Who hurt you to make you this angry and bitter towards strangers on the internet?
>enemy team has some autistic rengar main
>if i do something wrong adc dies
>if i'm too slow adc dies
>if i don't have a pink on me adc dies
i didn't sign up for that much stress when i downloaded this game
He's a watered down version of Magikarpusedfly, a guy who made AVGN-esque champ spotlights which degenerated into AVGN-esque champion spotlights with unfunny self-deprecating and awful jokes.
It's beyond awful.
I keep trying to play Twitch like a regular adc and keep getting stomped. He feels like a shitty Vayne tbqh.
How git gud with Ratty?
It'd have to be jungle because if every lane is failing and wants ganks but you can't be everywhere at once. Second hardest would be top because even it you do decent or are ahead you can still be kited/deleted.
He's a hypercarry that requires good positioning and strong team support
Play him a lot until you have the perfect knack of when to use ambush to set up the perfect position where you'll be overlooked until its too late.
What is immobile ADC bot lane?
>Kog is now RIP
>Twitch's item path is RIP
>No one even plays Varus anymore
>If either of the people in the lane bad it loses terribly and results in a snowball for the other team
There are too many things I want to say but the simple stuff is:
>Master stutter stepping, only way to deal with poke
>Always put a second point into stealth at level 4, you need that extra stealth time for engaging/disengaging safely early
>Don't be afraid to burn your ult. You need it to win duels and 2v2s most of the time, and the cd is short enough for it to be alright to use in a 1v1
>Stealth engage out of enemy vision. Easiest way is through bushes, or stepping back in lane
>If the enemy is focusing you, you are dead. You win team fights by not being their first target OR bursting their carries before they can react
>You can use trinkets, and flash while stealthed. You CAN NOT use heal, exhaust, or any other "champion targeting" summs.
>You can TP and B while stealthed. Start stealthing, then start to back/TP before entering stealth. You'll finish it while sneaking
>Warn your jungler that you can take the first camp with your passive if they aren't careful. Yes it happens too often.
Did you know that if you AA in human form on a minion with Relic Shield but transfer to spider before it goes off it will proc the tribute passive?
I could see support Elise with frost queens given its retarded amount of mana regen. I figure you'd probably have to max your w first.
I have a lot of trouble remembering to use the active effects on abilities, mostly talking about the cutlass when building up to Hextech Gunblade and Hydra
What's a good way to remember to use them? I have item slots 1 and 2 bound to my 2 side mouse buttons for quicker potion uses early game
>Warn your jungler that you can take the first camp with your passive if they aren't careful. Yes it happens too often.
had that happen a few times, but once I took the red with it and ended up snowballing out of control due to double kill at level 2
Honestly rengar would be balanced if they made him a mana champ instead of leaving him to spam abilities freely.
Notice how it's always the manaless champs that are unfair or broken?
>tfw your team is getting shit on hard for 15 minutes straight then you memeback with baron and an ace
Thank you based Poppy for deleting anyone I saw near a wall or turrent
You leave best 2hu out of this, she's better now but she's not breaking the game.
It's only difficult if you're bad at it.
be honest with me...why do you people care about watching "pro gamers" so much
Yo, does anyone want play in a duo? EU west, silver II here
anon san that's very lewd!!! if you gonna post cropped furry porn at least make sure it's cropped league porn you gonna anger the straights
It's nice to see someone who's the best at a champion do something you've never thought of and it helps out your game by adding something into your arsenal, I don't get why people watch pros stream on twitch 24/7 when they only do solo q and play the same every game but tournaments are nice
Only real annoying thing about him is his jump thingy and kit, aside from that fizz is nowhere near as cancerous as a rengar constantly 1 shotting your teammates one by one or a yasuo knocking you all up and ulting you for "le epikz penta kill outplay montage patch 5.24"
>be honest with me...why do you people care about watching "pro athletes" so much
Because they are good in some thing you are interested and you like to watch high level execution of things you like.
i'm a support main and i personally feel that playing jungle is the hardest in soloq, sometimes there is nothing you can do but watch your team feed and take the heat whilst trying your hardest to ward/counter-gank/counter-initiate for them
This is lolg, everybody is prepetually butthurt.
Ahri literally triggers the people here harder than furries.
we're always there anon
watching, posting and lewding your favorite champions
really? what exactly makes them good?
back in the day me and my friends played at the same level as these people...no really be honest what makes you watch these people instead of playing the game?...do you find entertainment in playing the game or watching it?
>thresh is my husbando
>when i play him i feel like some shitty normie
i just wish he wasnt that popular ;_;
But it is not only entertainment, it is also learning.
People have evolved, and so have sports, at least E-Sports.
There are many different reasons as to one may watch pro-players.
Kinda stupid question to ask, since there are 2-3 obvious reasons.
>implying i'm any worse than
>she will never shunpo into your arms
>lulu best jungler
>ahri will never
or the ~5 million posts arguing about the merits of futa/whether it makes you gay
>silver and unranked shitters innanormal
>end up against a bunch of diamonds
>play mid support
Any tips on how to play Orianna, it feels weak but the shockwave is so rewarding.
>But it is not only entertainment, it is also learning.
>learning video games
okay i understand everything now.
also please comparing your hobby to actual sports.
actual sports are socially acceptable and infested with retarded normies.
your hobby is not socially acceptable and infested with retards. beyond closing the gap between the current moment and the grave the hobby is pointless.
>your top laner uses tp to get back to lane
>theirs uses it to join the party in the bot lane
>"sorry tp on cd"
you're on the rift and this guy slaps your waifu's ass
what do you do?
Shyvana seems really shitty.
Her ranged attack doesn't deal much damage, she isn't really that tanky, and even if she gets in melee range her damage is slow and kinda weak.
Is she just especially bad in Dominion where I'm trying to farm votes?
her kit takes some learning, but it's incredibly strong
She has really fast clear speeds and her passive means she barely takes damage early on in the jungle plus her E means she can stun the large creeps and take out the smaller ones before they do damage to her
I hope Riot doesn't nerf her since her jungling is better than they ever thought her top game would be
In your opinion what is the champion that you feel good farming with? For me it's Gnar. Everything feels like it holds weight and I'm not just throwing air at minions.
Also it feels damn good to get two stacks on W and finish them off with a Q.
70 games isn't a big pool to reference win rate. Come blog again when you have 150 clocked and bring a screen cap.
They have the best bread, this can't be denied.
Activate my QSS then kill him.