Greymane on the 12th maybe
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
Free Hero Rotation: http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13604571130
Previously on /hotsg/: >>127041923
I now abandon every game that I see a Murky in, my team or otherwise.
What a dumb fucking retarded concept for a hero. It's impossible to put in words how much of a chore it is to fight against it, and how much of a deadweight it is when it's in our team.
There is zero satisfaction in killing it, and is the only hero that feels this way. Even if you have one Nova/Zeratul hunt an Abathur, killing it will temporarily remove it from the game guaranteed. Even if you find the Murky's egg, you still have to kill the Murky afterwards. And even then, if you can't do it fast enough it can just replace his egg and the cycle starts all over.
To top it all off, its default design is the epitome of LOLRANDUM humor that so far is only present in some skins.
Can someone explain to me how we won this game?
You fucking made me have to check if that was his assists and his assists turned out to actually be LOWER
how the fuck
>when you instakill any one of their team at any time
>picking Murky anytime before Uther is ruled out as a potential pick by the opponent
Make that over half.
I wonder just how many people are AFK training with their free stimpack right now.
Abathur and TLV carried your useless ass hard
Holy shit how the fuck can you be this bad
You're level 40 in a game designed for actual children
I hope you never drive a car or something that's actually important, you'll get someone fucking killed you worthless fucking retard holy shit how do you even get double-digit deaths without actually TRYING to feed
go to play na HL after a while
get d/cing diablo
>i can't help it morons think tass is a nova counter
Nova is the biggest shitter magnet in the game
I dread having Nova on my team, and as we level up, I audibly groan and visibly shudder as I see Nova continue to take awful talents like Envenom and AA Shells, 50/50 on whether or not he takes the good ult.
Meanwhile he will fail to kill anyone 1v1 because the enemy team ISN'T fucking retarded, and never even touch an objective because "Nova's job is to be 1337 snip3r XD"
He will invariably have the lowest XP contribution by far and maybe 1-2k more hero damage than your team's Uther
Road rage and MOBA rage are actually very similar
They're both caused by frustration at people who are obviously not paying the fuck attention
The solution to both is to pay fucking attention
t. CommanderITF, mining some anon's opinion.
>The feel when you are really high mmr and care about winning.
>you understand the game and how it flows yet people around you struggle.
>you yell, scream 'bronze', 'shitter' at others and look down on them for being sub 3.2k mmr
>after a bit you regret it and rationalize your behaviour despite it being knowingly wrong
>Be in low teens for HL
LoLfriend in placement because qm is trash
>Get matched with rank 35+'s
>The bronze is real
>Pointless teamfighting, nova, 0 communication, no discussion pre match of team comps
>Lose a game -150 points
>Win a game +50 points
>End up with a net loss of 2 ranks
>Still better than playing QM
Just had a game where then enemy team had
They gave up pretty much on the 5th minute and just danced around us.
When will we be able to filter these no fun allowed heroes like shitathur and memegal?
>T-this o-one time I h-had a w-winstreak
I play this game cause:
1. Less autism management with last-hitting/meta-gaiming/etc.
2. Loads better models/skins (including color varations, a lot of them are skins in themselves)/waifus.
I actually never bought anything with real life cash though. Some of you fuckers have no such self-control, though.
Holy shit, I've just stomped so hard a team is even cruel
I don't blame them for getting destroyed
Eh. His ball bearings and flux capacitors needs some work. My disappointment is palpable when it comes to discussing his missed potential.
Although I must admit that he's not going anywhere near useless town he was a great way to go full tank now I'm just like a little more impressed than one of those things are not in my gameplay style.
He got some buffs, right now is kinda good
They improved the range on his E and some more things
Though he still lacks stuns, and is dependant on his autoattacks, but for me is one the funniest heroes to play
Both ults are pretty good too
>play quick meme, alt tab after game is over
>10 minutes later, come back and press ready
>game instantly starts
>that was fa-- it's fucking VS AI
>falstad: hi guys, finish quick or farm play time???
>diablo: play long pls
>falstad and diablo try to collect all coins and never turn in
>whenever we kill the bots they also go and feed
did i bonk my head and reach bizzaro universe?
>start playing tyrande
>MMR starts going up
I might drop Li Li for a while to get my fill of night elf ass.
She just broke Hotsdogs lol
>Tyrande isnt even that good you dumb bronzie
>mfw blizzard actually makes me play my character
>some random faggot picks diablo
>i pick tyrande
>the fucking retard is incapable of using E after he charges
>i tell him to get his shit together
>he finally does it just before a teamfight
>he never does it again during the whole game
>all he does is walk around and try to push their raynor into our team, of course that never happens
>so he just walks back into our team and uses his E on muradin
i can't believe we won that game, their jaina was so fucking retarded it made up for everything
i need dem sweet azmodan's builds, no matter how meme they are i'm a fag that only plays QM, thanks
>taste for blood, no exceptions, learn to last hit with it you shitter
>gluttony is not relevant anymore unless both teams have no healer and the enemy team has thrall / illidan, army of hell is always good
>infernal globe, the rest aren't worth it
>march of sin, relentless if they have so much cc you feel that you will never be able to channel your E
>battleborn vs ranged comps, imposing presence vs AA heavy champs, blood for blood vs scary double tank comps
>fifth circle vs melee comps if you're on a ranged team, forced recruitment if the enemy team sucks at dealing with your push (do not pick this if you are losing so badly that your lanes are pushed all the time), bolt otherwise
>That Azmodan that will stay in one lane the entire game
>That Azmodan that will die over and over again ignoring danger pings
>That Azmodan that will go back to exactly where he was before after ressing
>That Azmodan that won't help in teamfights
>That Azmodan that does his job
>play qm to try a new hero after playing nothing but HL for weeks
how do you people handle all these meme comps? both sides consistently have the dumbest heroes possible and games are just a clusterfuck
>Enemy Azmodan tries this
>Have one person kill him every time while rest of the team wins 4v4 or force a 4v5 after he's dead
>That guy who thinks split pushing works in the year 2016
Salty over their fuck up with losing the Korean audience.
Might as well go with their tried and true money makers, wow drones...
and wasn't no-eye brows and shit AA released recently?
>playing cho'gall with a friend
>become a god
How can people say he's bad? Godlike hero for sure
>enemy diablo charges squishy
>enemy tyrande stuns behind him
joke's on her, i used divine shield
i am enjoying this so much, gets me everytime
I might be retarded but I can't think of a use of march of the black king.
When is it good? I've found that being able to trap people in a wall is invuable even if they can dive out of it because you can wait out their dives and then use it.
To me it seems like black king march is just an "oh shit" button you use when your positioning is so shit you find yourself in the middle of the enemy team
>march into it
otherwise, it generally helps you survive when teamfighting in close quarters, it can be really good on infernal shrines or towers of shit, especially if the enemy team is rather melee heavy
but honestly, it's not that great until you get the level 20 upgrade, at which point you become a god
its decent damage for wombos and it effectively acts like hardened shield; unless you're getting creamed by literally everything they have, you wont die
entomb is almost always better though, i'd only take march if there isnt a single escapeless squishy to trap
or if they have kael. never take entomb into a kael.
This is me talking out of my ass more then anything, but could've sworn with the advent of SC2, they were trying ton control freak and micromanage everything, including tournaments and business ventures. Korea's response was FUCK YOU.
Also may have been SC2's gameplay. I don't know really.
If enemy has Kael you never take Entomb. Fucking never because everyone clumps up trying to kill them an Chain Bomb destroys your entire team.
Also if your team needs more damage or the majority of their team has ways of escaping out of Entomb.
Best hero combo in the game?
Tyrande+Butcher gets my vote
Yeap no one gets caught ever. Not a single person. That's why Tyrande isn't in every single fucking game.
>Tell them to roam as four
>Everytime, someone is too slow to mount, sync up, and roam properly and they go in one by one and get rekt
>Everytime they lose a 4v4 even with tyrande/CC warrior
I just went with cho'gall with a pal for shit n giggles, i got probably one of the three (counting myself) anub'arak players in EU and got webbed everytime, outfucking played no chance whatsoever
Thanks. Good to know.
Soon my waifu and I will be united once more...
>suck on release
Blizzard wants that cash.
They'll make her seem powerful at first, rack in some more Overwatch preorders, and then tweak some numbers so people quit bitchin.
>playing falstad when there's an abathur on the enemy team
>he tries this shit where he goes to our base in order to spawn ticks then fuck off
I wonder if these people think at all before they do something. It cost them the game because I killed abathur when he tried it, so we got the DK and won the game with it.
They were winning up to that point and their abathur singlehandedly threw the game by making one of those cooool plays he no doubt found in "top 10 abathur tricks"
he has no escapes, and even if he traps someone in his only CC, every character in the game get out by just attacking it
he's good in quick match though because everyone's retarded
>he was still largely considered garbage
Did you play while that exploit was in? He could singlehandedly instafrag any low HP hero because his zealot charge alone did close to 3k damage.
Yes, it only happened after 16, but every fucking game with an artanis in it was immediately lost the second you let them get 16. And that's like, most games.
Yes I did. I saw him lose game after game in HL because he was fucking garbage. At lvl 16 most games were already decided then because this is before the scaling changes hit and if you had Artanis the game was 4v5 until then.
There's a reason why no one used him after the first day.
Outside of his ults he's terrible now. He used to be able to 1v1 anyone because his corpse spiders did so much fucking damage, together with a zombie wall and a broadside of frogs there was absolutely nothing that could survive his damage focused on them.
Now he's just kinda annoying because rather high HP and leaping spiders dont let you mount
His Charge would reset if you hit it at the right time.
So you'd AA, Charge and it would reset so you'd hit them 8 times instead of the normal 4. It really only worked on buildings with any type of accuracy because his aa range was so shit it you had to be standing on there toes to make use of it.
This honestly sounds like you're bronze. At 3.6k MMR, every game I played with Artanis they kept their shit together and played it safe until they hit 16 at which point it was a free win. Same thing if Artanis was on our team. It was fucking ridiculous.
You joking? it was a simple timing thing. Aslong as you got into melee range of a target you were guaranteed to hit it. Everyone did it at all times.
>faggot picks stitches because "we are the best combo in the game"
>he misses his hooks
>i waste my stun every time he attempts a short range hook
>i stop trying with the faggot and land stuns by myself
>he complains about it
wow, eat shit
>they have proven that they just suck at making this game
Blizzard just low balls heroes for some reason, they've yet to release a hero that wasn't two or three damage/health tweaks away from being good.
Medic is good now. Artanis is decent bordering on good. Rexxar is ok. Cho'gall would be good if he wasn't completely hard fucked by the meta right now.
You ever try playing stitches on the map with the punishers?
You need to get cooldown reduction on devour and the little slimefriend spawn on it. When there's a shrine you eat all the little guys and make an army of stitchlings. It's pretty hilarious and they're actually really good if the enemy team can't deal with them quickly i.e. if they don't have kael
>they've yet to release a hero that wasn't two or three damage/health tweaks away from being good.
Leoric, Johanna, thrall, kael'thas, sylvanas
maybe jaina and monk released in an ok state
People seem to not understand that Lunara doesn't do Nazeebo damage, she can shit out serious burst with Wild Vigor + Invigorating Spores.
Right now Lunara just needs to have her melee attack animation bug, a buff to her health so she doesn't spend the first 10 minutes of the match getting reamed by Raynor and Nova, and at most a revision of her level 4 talents.
She does need a fix there, but she can at the very least use an attack range buff. A medium between Raynor and Valla would be fine for her.
She doesn't have a getaway tool like Valla or the second health bar Raynor does so just being able to attack from a little further away would help a lot.
Every hero since Monk have sucked at release. So it's pretty safe to say that they are just scared of releasing another Leoric and are crippling the heroes they release in the process.
>melee attack animation bug
Not that I don't think it shouldn't be fixed for obvious reasons, but it's hilarious to see how people think being able to cancel your attack before it happens is a terrible bug. It's standard in every single other game of the genre
>roaming with diablo
>he jumps in on their morales, we kill it
>suddenly their whole team is upon us
>holy shit we fucked up bro, we're dead
>they all focus diablo
>i heal him up while running away
>he dies, i escape
>5s respawn time
wew lads, thanks for the free win
It's terrible on illidan, and it always was
other than that it's pretty gud. Most heroes that can get it get really good value out of it. Falstad attacks really fast already and together with secret weapon you can shit out LOTS of burst, thrall gets maxed attack speed with windfury, artanis attacks pretty fast and triple strike gets triple value out of it, and raynor should be obvious.
For tyrande it's alright if you build for it, but not great.
I don't think there's any other heroes that can get it.
I just remembered that in a previous thread some anon was told that it's not useful now even with thrall.
And I was wondering since it's the one I used to pick
InB4 you should make a CL build
CL build is alright in some situation. It has pretty good poke, but I feel like thrall is much much stronger if you go full windfury with windfury CD reduction. The staying power you have in teamfights is insane with this. Every 8 seconds you get a full heal and also do hilariously huge damage.
seasoned marksman really amplifies that damage so I usually get it.
>Fight goes sour
>I stay behind so team can escape since I'll just rez in 5 seconds
>Team commits suicide trying to save me
I appreciate the effort but please stop.
east coast, I've been getting absurd shit like this
>2 people on my team were shit and have been carried hard
>they're a premade ofc
>check hotslogs, they have the lowest MMR
this keeps happening. i don't see why people that hotslogs is shit for MMR calculations and "so very off from blizzard's MMR". You can always see the top people on hotslogs also in blizzshit's leaderboards.
I think niggers are afraid there's a way to prove that they are bronze and they try to discredit the source.
Blizzard had to shut down the east coast servers because they were spending millions on this
>Good finisher in the middle of a teamfight.
>Good answer to a successful bait
>Good way to reach the backlines
>Good way to disorient or relieve pressure
>Godly heal at lv20
>Generally a game swinging move if it lands correctly
>Good smorcing tool
I don't think there's a single time I'd pick entomb over march when I'm try-harding.
Yeah entomb CAN be useful in some match-ups, but it's WAY less versatile.
I'm almost tempted to call it trash w/o voice comms.
>be first pick
>lock in tyrande
>next picks: nova, chogall, tyrael
>enemy team has kael, raynor, anub, morales and diablo
>someone on the enemy team queuedodged
I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE
I think zagara works like this
>tfw you will never be attached to Zagara while her buttclaws hold you in place, draining you of semen and essence while you're helplessly locked in and joined with her while she goes about doing her daily routine and tending to her baneling babies
why even live?
Just press v, THEN blame them for fucking up.
I'd definitely back if a tank pressed retreat, I've been in those shoes many a time so I wouldn't even look twice before gtfo.
Too often though, when I play as anything NOT a tank, I get one who either over-extends, doesn't peal and/or doesn't communicate.
Really fucking sucks.
Makes me want to just take their keyboard and play for them.
Same reason why I can't play support.
But I don't have that issue with abathur.
Why is that?
Playing Kael I noticed lunara dies in one of my stuns. Her hit box seems pretty large too for such a fragile character, so it's almost impossible to miss the stun. What is the point of that character?
>mfw even blizzard youtubers are calling attention to state of matchmaking
>find enemy team taking the boss on the sand map with the 3 laser towers
>watching them in a bush with sonya
>other teammates dead/somewhere else
>just as they kill the boss, run in with sonya
>end up killing all 5 of them, including murky twice
>win the game
I have no idea how it worked out so well but it did
To be fair I don't blame him. I just played a Hero Leauge game where the enemy all picked squishy ranged assassins with no initiate whilst our team was balanced and had a fuck load of initiates and disables.
To say it was a stomping is an understatement.
players just wouldn't understand matchmaking without forced losses
>constantly fighting 5 stacks
>every single one has Diablo/Jo/Tyrael, Stitches, Raynor, Tyrande and Uther/Tassadar/Kael
>my team is always 3-5 randoms
I guess it's only HL for an attempt a a decent team. QM is disgusting 90% of the time.
>Blizzard reveal Arena
>It's a crazy new mode where anything can happen
>1 nova? 5 novas? completely unbalanced teams? nothing but assassins? nothing but supports?
Oh wait it's quick match.
Yeah I only play HL now, at least there's some discussion about team comps and counterpicks
most of the time.
Even if I lose I'm having more fun trying to win than wasting my time with qm shitters.
>arena costs 100 gold to enter
>works like hearthstone, 3 losses and you are out
>get 100 gold back after 5 wins
>get 200 gold for 10 wins
>small chance of getting a random skin at 12 wins
A qt from work who plays WoW
who has a bf of 6 years she met as her old raid leader from Vanillajust gave me $20 for my 25th and told me to buy some skins and slut up my party...
I let her choose the skins and she picked:
>Tempest Regalia Jaina
>Ranger General Sylvannus
>Desert Queen Zagara
She wanted Sgt. Doomhammer and Succubus Kerrigan but I already owned those.
>yfw he started and paid for a heroes team back in alpha/beta
>yfw he's posted videos about losing 10's of thousands of $ on it
>Bronze shitter, who owns a bronze shitter team
>its match makers fault that I keep losing
I like Jesse, he normally comes off as a decent guy, but watching him play this game is infuriating. Like all shitters, he thinks he is good and talks shit about the rest of team nonstop, except the rare occasions where he is winning.
Its the worst when plays with the chat room, or people like sinvicta.
>implying teleporting on top of an ally fleeing hero at the last second shielding them from death and giving a speed buff to both get away safely isn't one of the most
funthings you can do in this game
>not waifuing best girl
Must be horrible being you, you must also like Hawaiian Pizzas.
I see your tech girls and I raise you more.
Nothing's wrong with that by QM standards.
Besides the part where
THEY TAKE A PICTURE WITH THEIR FUCKING PHONE.
I bet you're a girl or a faggot (not the good type).
Only they would say something as lackluster and fruitless as that.
I read it looking to learn something or experience someone learning a concept for the first time. No.
Re-read it several times, for a punchline, nothing.
It's like an uber-shitpost.
That's what I think is holding back this game the most.
I bet it's what makes MM suck as well.
Yeah, I bet losses would feel less significant if you could play to your maximum capacity in every game.
I don't get it.
The people with mental disabilities are the bronze,
the ones who deny being shit
or the ones who have a complete meltdown for no reason.
>implying they aren't all the same
Oh I get it.
Even in games like hearthstone, there are lots of shit players who think they are good, and blame losses on the ladder, on aggro decks, on p2w, etc. But I think most of that games' shitters, know that they are average, at best.
But here, you have 9 other people in every game that you get to blame, and if thats not enough, then just blame the match making. It is always someone elses fault when they lose and every win, they carried. Besides that, to even know you are shitter you have to visit a 3rd party website, and since you never uploaded any games, that site doesnt know what it is talking about.
More like one team is better at capitalizing on an advantage.
>Playing scrub league
>Behind all game because we have a bot jaina
>Still managed to 3/4 angels
>Gather up for a push bot, lili whining about some panda shit
>Get a penta kill thanks to
>Push through keep to core.
>Only Zigzag up for enemy rest got 30s
>Suddenly half the team starts hearthing to "defend against mercs on one of our keeps:"
>Just tell them to right click the core
>Say you're welcome
Why are people scared to win?
>medic, lili, uther, azmodan, murky
>raynor, kaelthas, malfurian, illidan, sonya
working as intended familia
Because the WoWfags who inhabit this shit game think they have to clear trash before winning the game. Don't know how many games have been thrown from simply not clicking the core when we outnumbered them, they dance around the enemy base until they respawn, and then get picked off and we lose.
>Wasting money on costumes instead of buying something other than rice and noodles
>The Elwynn Forest music made me resub to WoW and buy the last 3 expansions for the first time in 5 years but I haven't even logged in all week
Something's wrong with me.
I never thought I'd actually get a kill with the SEF split.
but anon, i like cup noodles
they also take about 3 minutes to full cook, which is about the same amount of time it takes for a queue to pop
From the same game, this was kinda funny, too. Remeber to always use split before triple attack when chasing, kiddos.
I have a great idea for a new hero. He is 3 times stronger than normal hero, but can be only summoned as an ult by some other hero and can't play otherwise and has maximum of 2 minutes lifespan
at least i will never play with him in qm because my MMR is sky high
This Makes me want to fuck right off to /ck/ and never come back.
I just slap a half slice of kraft cheese on that chicken or beef flavor, or maybe 2 slices with like 2 packs of ramen if I haven't eaten all day.
>can't pick a character because you might jerk off
you have some serious self control issues as well as some poor taste in what you're jerking off to. It's just just videogames negro
>have rehgar on team
>rehgar does half the healing of enemy morales for the entire game
>literally not one single ancestral healing
>multiple fights without even 1 chain heal
>rehgar starts criticizing me
>point out that he sucks and isnt healing
>stops in the middle of fights to talk shit
>one time blocked and killed an ally to talk shit
>stops playing 5 min before game ends and blames it on me
God I fucking hate when children have vacation from school
got an idea. i will create smurf account and go play as gall to my normal account co, then dc in the game as gall and enjoy having 100% accurate computer aimed skillshots from gall bot
I herd you guys liked seeing streamers bitch about match making
If your team has more then one of: bw, nova, abathur, gazlowe, zeratul, chogall, lunara, murky, rexxar, tychus, sylvanas
then bitch about it on twitter
Just got out of this game, I got carried so hard
>tyrande not good on bhb
>tyrande not good against cho'gall
>he's not even rank 1
>suggesting huntress fury
>suggesting trueshot in every matchup
>suggesting mending mark
>not suggesting shooting star if you have no solid ranged aa and aren't going owl build
>suggesting celestial wrath (>>>implying you'd take starfall in the first place)
>suggesting nexus frenzy
I did yesterday, her name was CaptainDisaster
She died like 15 times, we had no healer and nova was on the enemy team, she went for the damage ult instead of the jump so she killed her only "escape"
After a very long time i have 10k smekels again and i am picking a hero to buy. I want some fun hero, i see that bitch which can turn buildings black in literally every game, is she really so good?
Anyway my biggest interest right now is in abathur because you with his xerox ult you get to play as many different heroes during the match
If you like Valla you will like her, she plays similarly but better at kiting, in team fights silence and make vulnerable everyone.
Abathur is more fun, if you just want to win more go Sylv.
This is going to suck, isn't it?
>Losing to 5 man premades
I seriously hope you never do this
>trap lunara in zombie wall
>release the plague of egipt.jpg
>murky octo grabs her + fish bomb
>kael tornado her anyways and double bomb her shit
>lunara just 360 walks away
>use ravenous spirit out of desperation can't even catch her
>murky dies poisoned I barely survive
no. It pauses in training mode if you are on talent selection, maybe that's what you are experiencing? I levelled 4 smurfs for the mount afking in training mode and it doesn't pause as long as you don't click on the talent selection. Also leveled several heroes to 5 on my main account using the same method.
>lose a game with shitty enemies (ie you should have won)
>lose a lot of mmr
>win a game with shitty enemies (ie should have been piss easy)
>don't gain a lot of mmr
It's just math, anon.
You can't choose difficulty in training mode. Difficulty is only for vs AI mode and as I said you'll be kicked for afk there even if you play with bots against bots.
A training match takes about 15-25 minutes and your 4 ai teammates always win.
Ok that was different from what I remember I mixed something that happened later, discount snipe and orbital cannon though :^)
Things would have been different if kael had thrown out one of his 2 very fucking low cd ults
Never be confident in your kills always be wasteful so that you avoid embarrassing moments like this
If you lose a game you should have won, hotslogs thinks maybe you shouldn't be at that mmr anymore.
If you had been bitching about qm comp or something, MAYBE you'd have had a point, but if you belong at your mmr, the mmr of the players you get matched with is irrelevant in the long run. If you get drooling retards on your team every time, then you won't be losing many points. The only reason you lose a lot of points is if the enemy team is on average more retarded than your team. Judging by the swing of your mmr, you don't have very many games uploaded to slogs yet. This gives me the feeling that your mmr is inflated due to a large winning streak at the beginning of your uploads, and you may be coming down off that now. If you belong at that mmr you'll stay there over time. As I said, it's just math.
nova didn't use pinning shot, which was the best thing to do here even if she was about to die
kael wasted his stun on an already stunned hero
you fucking bodyblocked murky from mounting and sliming her
kael used his D on Q instead of W
basically everyone fucked up except murky
i know tyrande and uther are gods but the man that punches people so hard so others get healed by it it's pretty fun desu
i myself belive in the rehgar god
way too vague of a question to have an exact answer
uther has the best single target BURST healing, bar rehgar's ult
morales has the best single target SUSTAINED healing
lili, kharazim, malfurion and brightwing all have good sustained team healing
tyrande got a good single target burst heal with her Q at 13 and an average global team heal every 50s at 10
so it really depends on what your team needs. a sonya or illidan will shine with morales, a butcher or kerrigan will shine with uther, a melee heavy comp will shine with kharazim or brightwing. tyrande fits all comp and so does lili but her ult is easily interrupted. in terms of sustained healing per second, lili is probably the best post 20 even without ult.
depends on your team comp, just because brightwing and kharazim might output crazy heal numbers doesn't mean they're the best supports for any given team, sometimes you only need single burst healing and other characters have self sustain and can take care of themselves
the other team was so shitty that they managed to lose
>being this bronze
you can play the healer who on paper do the most healing ever, if you're stomping the enemy team and your team mates already have sustain, your leaderboard healing will be shit because...
Your team barely needs any fucking healing.
So the correct answer to your question is: stop being such a fucking retard and listen to what >>127218668
has to say.
>pretend to make a game that is easy to learn, hard to master where heroes with high skill ceiling are the best
>the most OP assassin is raynor who only has 2 abilities and no mana issues
good job blizzard, even a monkey could reach r1 with raynor as main
On paper that would be brightwing. In reality it is one of the worst supports because he has trouble dealing with burst damage. Uther is one of the best supports for burst healing and it's no surprise he's one of the most contested heroes at high level.
hard to say between kharazim, brightwing or malfurion
they all have potential, it just depends on how the teams play
which is why this is such a retarded question
if their playstyle conditions are not met, i'd say kharazim can probably top healing anyway, unlike bw or malf, can't deal with idiots getting bursted to death in 1 second
>What is Benediction
>What is having 2 healing abilities
>What is Divine Shield
>What is healing you even after dying
>What is having a 5s death timer at level 20 (making enemies even less likely to target you)
You sure m8?
so far 3-4, the games i won were stompings, same for the loses, no even matches so far really
depends if you want to do only that (and keep 1 dude alive) or if you want to be useful?
It also depends, what character that other hero is?
If you only got the goal to keep 1 hero alive at all cost, than its probably something like that
The Castle Doctrine
tried opening HotS for the first time in about half a month and battlenet launcher won't open, so fuck restarting my computer. Plus I get to dick around with pseudo-engineering in the same way minecraft uses redstone for bit storage, but that's actually much more interesting and you could do more.
I just liked the premise of TCD better.
Also thanks to the faggot earlier I'm stuck in /ck/
this basically means that you need a team to carry your bronze ass
you're under a lot of pressure playing azmodan, you need to contribute to teamfights while also keeping all lanes (or at least 2) comfortably pushed
you can never get truly stomped if you play a good azmodan, you were probably just not in teamfights at all and generally worthless
idk on the last match i was on all the teamfights, dropped my generals asap. i did got the hero yesterday, i'm going for laser build unless is tomb since i can q pretty much anywhere, thought i would prefer to be with a pal so i can coordinate and get stacks effectivley instead of randoms
my general build was pic related, changing 16 and 20 according to the situation, i'm not really sure about the 7 one
>>changing 16 and 20 according to the situation
if you're doing that then you aren't always taking Forced Recruitment, which you should unless your life is somehow more valuable than having two lanes pushed to core at all times, in which case you take bolt (note: Azmodan's life is never valuable enough to sacrifice two Lieutenants for)
splitpushing is the best meme desu
>tfw stomping a duo pair who went the ebin Tyrande + Diablo combo
Is there any better feeling in this game than stomping meta pickers?
they only hit minions, but it's usually still worth it over the other talents at that level
instakilling a random minion every ~15 seconds > survivability you shouldn't need in the first place
>our valla was AFK and feeding because "why play with a nova"
>we were constantly the same level or above the enemy team
>we got both their keeps down before they got ours
>their core at 40%
>we lost the lategame immortal and the game
i honestly hope that bitch dies a slow and painful death
people like this... FUCK them.
>Switch from ORD1 to US8, thinking that ORD1 is just having a bitchfit
>Ping is now 50-100ms higher
Welp looks like I just won't be playing outside of training today
I like that they still use WC3 icons
jiggle tits are very easy to do, it is just a bone with a skinned mesh on in and the bone is attached to a gravity pulled joint. you can literally add bouncy tits to a character in 10 minutes, they just don't want to
They need a matchmaking rule for QM where cho'gall and abathur cannot be put on the same team. Im not saying either of them are bad but together they make one of the worst team comps imaginable reguardless of the rest of the heroes on their team. Every game i see that i instantly know that team will lose and about 95% of the time im right.
I think stitches' christmas skin's melee or hook sound was the WC3 woodcutting sound. I cant remember which, I tried it in the store because I had to see how disappointing it was and thought it sounded familiar
I love the old icons, it's just funny to still see and recognize them. I actually had to look up WC2 icons to see if the ones for Bloodlust and Polymorph had changed. Death and Decay is still nearly the same since 1995 though
All Azmodan players stop listening to bronze advice
Level 4 7 13 16 and 20 are somewhat situational
You should always take Taste for Blood and Black Pool NO exceptions
You still push very well without being useless against heroes
Please listen do not be a useless fat fuck
I agree with Gluttony, it's only useful in QM if both teams have no healer and the enemies have Thrall or Illidan.
March of Sin is still mandatory though. It is a huge boost to your utility in teamfights. You can still secure kills with it. And if they blow a stun on you rather than a squishy, it's a win anyway.
What else are you going to get? Relentless? Please.
WIth March of Sin you can do really cool things, like leash a Leoric. Unless you get slowed, that's 100% a kill. You can follow him while he's wraithing away, the range is long enough to not get interrupted.
i've saved a little gold, any advice on what hero to buy next?
I hit diamond on hotslogs's arbitrary mineral based ranking system, am I cool now
>take a break from HotS hoping the game will improve in the meantime
>couple months later
>exactly the same +2 meme heroes
>Blizzard still gives exactly one fifth of a shit about HotS
>/hotsg/ it still the same old blogposting central filled with actual retards bickering at eachother about game mechanics and the "meta" like they have a clue what they're talking about