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>Liara best waifu
>Napping is now forbidden
>That one guy who always gets mad about everything
>That one guy who spams swampbeast and can't spell
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Reminder that "Femshep" is now off the waifu list forever. The posting of "Femshep" results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE lynching.
I don't really like that kind of high-pitched singing
we would if there was anything to talk about ME:A, but there isn't.
happy new year
actually cute black waifu in andromeda?
I like the games except for 3, it was pretty solid until 2.
But like... I dunno. There's not even decent modding. I just can't fathom what there is to talk about, and I mean that in the most sincere way possible.
To each their own, I guess. Don't tell me people here actually liked 3, though?
there is a whole universe to talk about, it's a franchise and a setting, not just a small game, and on top of that there is a new game coming out just over the horizon. there is plenty to talk about.
her face is too fat
>been playing a lot of mass effect and want to take a break and do something else for a bit
>only friend i have is behaving like a woman and acting grumpy and standoffish for no reason
Now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my day?
I simply don't find them attractive at all, neither are arab or turk women
probably the first time I ever agree with you. don't let it get to your head though.
Western doesn't like Arabs because they have more hair than he does on his balding scalp
Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.
I hate Bioware.
She felt his arms around her, gently guiding her forward, closer to him, close enough to feel the beat of his heart. He looked dashing is his blue alliance uniform, though she'd rather be caught dead, than actually admit she thought that of him.
She picked up his steps awkwardly at first, more confident later, until she felt comfortable enough, loosening up and resting herself on him, mostly, to move, carry and care for.
To him, the usually energetic biotic seemed a bit bored with the slow tune and somber mood.
"Not your taste?" he wondered.
Zero shrugged, even as her head rested on his shoulders. "S'alright" she said, rather half-heartedly, which only spoke volume of how relaxed she felt.
A smile came to the specters lips, as he raised his head. She was enjoying it, he knew, just for the sheer comfort it provided her. "Well, just humour me this once" he offered to be her scapegoat. Jack had, after all, a reputation to uphold.
The tattooed woman looked up at his gleaming, joyful eyes and wide, radiant smile, then rested her head back on his chest. "Just this once" she sighed.
>because unlike you, most of us like the games
Is this guy serious? Do you know how hard it is to aim in ME1? Especially at the beginning? Try to snipe with 0 points in sniper rifles. It is impossible! This guy just cheated.
A snippet. But it works, I guess. Didju raik it?
>there is more hair on an turk's chest than there is on WG's head
I know. I always type it out as Spectre, but speed typing sometimes makes you do mistakes. Didn't even know I did that, until you guys pointed it out.
It's a comfy song, WG. Originally by John Coltrane
And I won't have you bad mouthing John Coltrane.
>tfw OP mentions you in header bcs of shitposting
its like í already accomplished smth this year
>Imagine Clairebur doing that dance. In that outfit.
>she's legal now
>caption is "back to back"
She's gone full lewd.
Tali don't need to change her helmet.
>Rang in the new year, Mass Effect style!
Stop this shit right now
>tfw posting in these generals since 2012
A-are we really friends, anon..?
Why is this comic so fucking bad
>Why is this comic so fucking bad
Because stupid people with a lack of experience assume that every franchise can be translated into a comic when that's not the case at all. Also it's low budget because they didn't give a shit.
Oh man, I really really want a really good BioWare style game, but they haven't provided one yet and I'm confident Andromeda won't deliver that either, although I'm sure it will be fun in its own way, but I really need the good stuff, please game devs please give it to me I need to shoot up
Did Tali-Ban say how many people he killed?
I deeply hope we have our own Cotton Hill, right here on MEG.
Oh, that >>127204215 was already here. Here, this showed up in Mass Effect results as well.
Holy Christ, man. Who the fuck cares? How does skintone have any impact on the game whatsoever?
I'm still wondering why they're pandering to those fucking people, I just don't get it. They're not the majority.
>hot chocolate and adding salt
I'd slap her butt for being silly
holy shit that's hot, but what about nice mammaries
Should I get leviathan and omega for ME:3, /meg/?
>putting salt into your chocolate
b-but you just think it's not a problem because it's not a problem for you...
What the fuck does that guy have on his shoulders? A Space Marine would be proud!
Sounds lovely. Pasta is great.
>putting salt into your chocolate
I tried a chocolate bar with sea-salt in it once, and it's pretty much the only time I've thrown away chocolate. Absolutely revolting.
>not basing your squad around having people who's abilities compliment your preferred play style and focusing on tactical advantages
Garrus was a decent character at first who was neutered by horrible writers and turned into terrible SJW fapbait, how could anybody like him after that?
Mass Effect is not difficult enough for any of that to matter, I just use whoever I like or whoever adds to the story and dialogue more depending on where I'm going.
>why aren't you paying for games that are only 50% done but still sold as full game?
>why aren't you paying for nickle-and-dime DLC
>why aren't you supporting EA's business structure that builds upon selling this affrontery to anyone with just a bit of intelligence?
I paid for all this shit, which is bad enough. I wouldn't do it again, especially not with what EA proudly sells as "product".
do you have any idea how the gaming industry works. EA doesnt care about the Games or Gamers, they care about money.
they buy programming companies to milk a well extablished frenchise to death and then close it.
if you ever give money to EA you shoulde consider killing yourself
support companies who develop great games without milking the chash cow
you are everything wrong in the gaming community pls leave you piece of shit
i hope EA dies, im not even pirating their games anymore because they are so bad
I love how FemShep fags are so fucking ignorant of the fact that they are in the minority.
>64% had wrex died
The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players, femshep is a lot more popular in the "actual fanbase" of the series. In fact most places besides /meg/ would tell you that maleshep is the minority, what do you expect from a bunch of SJW hyper feminists, that's the type of fanbase that BioWare has attracted.
I'm just saying, 80-90% of the statistics are from people who just picked it up on a whim or because it looked like a cool scifi shooter and played it through once or didn't even finish it, it's like that for every games, not just mass effect.
I have nothing to add to this general other than
>feel a nine year itch to replay mass effect
>decide to just buy and play the whole series
>3 isn't on steam
I mean really though what the fuck, I don't even feel bad pirating this
>The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players, femshep is a lot more popular in the "actual fanbase" of the series. In fact most places besides /meg/ would tell you that maleshep is the minority
this should give you a general idea of the average casual gamer....
take battlefront, 12 million copies sold, yet the servers are empty
most people buy a game, play it for an evening and then shelve it
wow that's excellent proof that most 'hardcore fans' play femshep.
I see every single article has the word 'femshep' at the very least somewhere in its contents if not then it even is centered around Femshep.
Thank you very very so much for your impeccable proof.
i was focusing on this part
>The vast majority of these statistics come from casual players
i dont think there is any article about proof that most 'hardcore fans' play femshep, because it is total bullshit and depends on personal preference
but if you had at least a little chunk of brain you would have used google you fucking faggot piece of shit
here took me 2 minutes in google you gigantic mongoloid MTJ guzzling spastic
>1. Some players don't want to go to the trouble of customizing their character model at all, and accept the game's default as quickly as possible in order to skip to the part where they can shoot stuff.
>2. Many players approach the creation of their Shepard as a way to insert themselves into the story, and they create a Shepard consistent with that priority, i.e., male.
>quoting an opinion piece from a gaming website as evidence
spending another 20 seconds on google
why are retards like you not supervised while using the internet
you are obviously not capable of using it properly
>another opinion piece on a gaming website being used to refute statistics
Taking a steaming hot shower after a difficult mission, attempting to loosen the tension in your muscles before heading to bed for another restless night's sleep? Waifu stepping into the shower with you without you noticing?
Who are you? Bigcock lover?
You don't immediately notice her tenderly rubbing your shoulders as you are lost in your thoughts. When you do, you turn around and embrace her, holding her closely while the hot water turns your skin an angry red.
lets say 75% of the players buy me3 just to play a sci-fi shooter, and pick the standard mshep, get bored and shelve the game
that means of the 82% of mshep players, 75% are casual plebs
the result is, that of the hardcore fans, 20% played as mshep in comparison to the 18% femshep
i dont say this is accurate, just a way to explain to you, why this EAstatistic is total BS
i can try to paint you a picture if you dont understand this
>this EAstatistic is total BS
It isn't though. There is no way to quantify "hardcore fans" versus "casual plebs"
For all we know, the 82% figure could be mirrored among "hardcore fans"
>For all we know, the 82% figure could be mirrored among "hardcore fans"
that is exactly what i am trying to say.... the statistic gives no definite conclusion
but as i know the gaming industry, statistics such as this are used to develope future games to cater to the biggest audience for the greatest profit
(for example, cut the female protagonist to save money since only 1/5th of players ever used it)
this is the reason games are dumbed down and streamlined, to collect the greates profit from the biggest target group
since gaming became mainstream this shit exist ande im so fucking mad it happened to ME in such a way
just compare me1 mapdesign with me3
you can sink 2-3 hours into noveria or feros
but i can run though thessia and earth in 20 minutes?....come the fuck on
just wait for andromeda
Nah, man, it's small and tight.
is "girls lewdly straddling and making out with other girls while twisting their spine to an impossible degree" an olympic routine now? because if so i just might tune in this year
It just follows the storyline for the most part. There are some OC bits involving what Liara does while Shepard is dead. There's also a side story set like 400 years after ME3
Hey Tali-ban, I've been meaning to ask you something.
I've wondered if you have some actual proof about your involvment in the conflict. (I for one believe you, if only because you paint a belivable picture and that I'd rather be gullible and entertained than cynical.) And secondly I'm curious if your time as a soldier was ever brought up when you moved to Canada by the authorities?
those are clearly opinion pieces and furthermore they explicitly state that femshep isn't popular at all but in their opinion should.
>but i have no time to entertain retarded kids, pls just off yourself k bye thx
>femshep apologists in full damage control mode
>You should have seen /sp/
>You should have seen /sp/
I can't stand /sp/ since 2012
Yeah it's just an interesting astronomical fact. The orbit of the earth around the sun is near-circircular compared to, let's say long-periodical comets so there's literally no noticable difference.
>Yeah it's just an interesting astronomical fact.
man you gotta see mercury's rotation, it's weird as fuck, scroll down a little and watch the simulation carefully several times
example of tidal locking https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Synchronous_rotation.svg
the objects(A) rotation and orbit(A orbits B) are happening the exact way so a side of object(A) always faces the thing(B) it orbits
Nothing beyond my word.
And as far as the Canadian Government knows I never fought anyone and spent the whole time in a refugee camp with the rest of my family.
Only brown people can get away with shit like that.
>tfw no alien gf complete and utterly in love with bodyhair.
>She caresses your hairy arms when you are cuddling.
>She plays with the hair on your head and whe you agree to grow your beard and hair out she spends quit some time braiding and combing them.
>She plants kisses on your foreheadand buries her face in your
hairy unkempt crotch.
It feels very uncomfortable if I let it grow, so probably yes.
And it's not my entire body, I don't shave my arms or legs. that's just too much work. Just my pubic hair, armpits, what sparse chest hair there is and my facial hair so she'd still have enough hair to play around and be fascinated with.
>final missiom I'm ME2
>squad mates chosen don't even show up on screen
>can't use their abilities
>Sheperd proceeds to talk to and grab people that aren't even there
Better than putting salt on your white bread or some shit.
Certainly better than putting it on your fucking hot chocolate
Salt goes on shit like pretzels or it goes in as a baking ingredient.
Heathens, the lot of 'em.
MEG should be fully aware that I only eat potatoes, kit kats, and wash it down with Dr. Pepper™
I'm not a savage.
Only thing I found was http://forum.bioware.com/topic/223032-no-music-in-mass-effect-1/
Why has no one found a cure for becoming a femtur yet?
; ____ ;
There's probably many categories and tastes, same as levo food.
I've done all ME1 romances, all ME2 with the exception of Tali, but ME3 was so tiring that I never got around to importing my saves and so I only did Thane and Kaidan.
Garbus was cute but not quite my style. Maybe ME3 would change my mind.
I still really like ME1 Kaidan but idk about post ME1.
Imagine if turians were actually deaf
That's a private area
Here I lay dying and this is how you treat me
what reason could there possibly be for letting the rachni queen live in ME1? I know it's the "correct" decision and benefits you in the third game but it really makes absolutely no sense to pick it in-universe. I really that stupid attitude BW has that every single "righteous" choice always works out and ends up being helpful, while you always get fucked over by the smart/hard decisions or at least nowhere near as beneficial as the good ones. Also that they tie good outcomes in the story to completion rate and content grinding rather than intelligent choices in the story, absolutely retarded in a game that is supposed to be story/choice heavy.
>what reason could there possibly be for letting the rachni queen live in ME1
idk like "giving them a chance" or some shit
>absolutely retarded in a game that is supposed to be story/choice heavy.
>Wasted Potential: The Series
>implying I am not trying to end my suffering
At least you're not a prothean.
Or worse, a
That would be cause for sudoku.
Oh sweet, sweet summer child.
Run, run while you still can.
Know what's even better?
>he didn't go with Liara in the first place
>not convincing Liara to go with you to Afterlife and snort some red sand off of a batarian hooker's ass cheeks
What the fuck is wrong with you
>There will never be a mission where every squad mate you have had over the the course of the 3 games(That survived) all together in one big firefight
>You will never hear all the commentary of your entire squad as you all tear shit up
>There will never be multiple cut scenes of your squad mates showing their synergy
nope, the dislike is pretty much me though
why am I still awake?
funny enough whatever you do the council complains. if you let her go they say it's wrong to let her loose into the galaxy, if you kill her they say it's wrong to genocide a species.
where in ME2 was that from? I don't remember. which mission and which part of it exactly?
god no. emphasis on "I want to sleep".
this is the definition of "no fate can be worse"
pic related. who thought this was a good idea? why does this exist?
ironically sometimes the ME1 animations seem a lot better than those of ME3
"night" meg. (it's 10.00 here but I played Endless Space after I came home from work)