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>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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i haven't played this game in weeks
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>tfw want to do a quick smash and grab
>shit keeps happening just before I launch Payday

I just want to harass the locals, is that so much to ask?
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why are we still here
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>>127082225
Just to suffer?
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Mosconi so good
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>>127082225
We need our payday, too.
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And then, you BEAT THE FUCK OUT DAT BRUSH
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DONT DIE
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Do you know what happens when you fuck with Russia? Read your history books!
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>>127080435
Happy New Year /pdg/
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>>127080435
>last thread died without hitting bump limit

ded?
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happy new year ):
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I'm using Mindfug build with akimbo and sneaky bastard/low blow rogue perk deck and dodge because I haven't played in forever and it's what I used to use; does this still work or is other shit just way better now?
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>>127098827
It still works
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16th for OTP
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>>127081132
Best Crimefest II song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qToXtYHk5cQ
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>>127100786
i like these two
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>>127100982
That isn't Use of Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubNxqC2oFw
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>2016,
>Still no new's year update,

Ded game, ded devs, ded UAR, ded Crook perk deck.
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>>127101053
>tfw the Clover/Houston OTP is completely forgotten by the community
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>>127101680
Sokol is cuter than Clover
I want a rule 63 Sokol tbqh
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>>127101413
>no update the whole year so far
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Happy New Year's heisters! What are your New Year's heisting resolutions?

Mine's to never miss another day. Only Russian bots are allowed to malfunction.

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Wasn't Even There! (i_wasnt_even_there)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

Let's keep those helmets flying well into the new year! ;)
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>>127103924
Stop doing this shit, no one does sidejobs
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>>127103924
>Side jobs Bot,

You're just fucking weird Overkill_Jules.

>What are your New Year's heisting resolutions?

To give a chance to Rogue+hostage taker builds.

On an unrelated note, does stability boosts make a difference on the Whatever .357 or not ?
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>>127104372
I resolve to get gud
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MONACO Crossover when
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>>127099113
Everybody keeps hyping grinder and muscle deck builds now though, is that the go to?
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>>127105674
People got comfy with that, the weapon rebalance made a lot of stuff more interesting
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>>127103924
Thanks for the free crash Ovk.
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>>127106217
>being tricky
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>mfw seeing an infamous II sales hitter getting in custody twice on FF day 3 DW loud.

Where's your ecm god now ?
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>>127107610
not sure what i expected but i got something in the end.
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EVENT
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>>127111419
nice meme
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>i understand why the steam forums want this, it's tons of skins in this deal.
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>Simon's EP is finally out.
2016>2015 already
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>>127111646
>nothing new from OVK other than the Ashley giveaway
RIP
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>>127111646
Link to his Bandcamp because the Steam group's official event only links to the youtube preview: https://simonviklund.bandcamp.com/album/orbot

Spent like 10 minutes trying to navigate the steam community group before I realised he probably posted a link on his Twitter.
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NATO is BTL?
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>>127113539
It is. Enjoy your abominations.
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>Devs using laughing emojis,

JUST
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>17 concealment piglet on a masterfug build,

Would you ?
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>Get da fuck up,
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>>127114385
SMASH THAT RETWEET BUTTON SENPAI
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>>127115708
>not using gl40
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why the fuck this game doesn't have host migration
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>>127120014
>implying that the Valve system is in any way better,
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>new Dance of the Turbo Tribe
>new Hold on Tight
I wasn't prepared for this.
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>>127120014
I dont thing host migration is good idea for 4 player co-op the only game that I know of which did good is call of duty
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>>127120775
>>new hold on tight
>it's shit
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>>127103983
>no one does sidejobs
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Le balanced macaroni of free DW heists.
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>>127122706
Shit, wrong pic.
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>>127122706
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>>127122821
Daily reminder there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Moscovici and only salty ARfags are complaining about it.
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>there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Moscovici
I love this meme.
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Uh, this website here says, shitposting, got any of that?
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>>127126387
I put sode
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>>127094246
it's fucking holiday season, people are out celebrating and shit
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Is there any mods to be able to use the retarded laser of the legendary santa skin on a single Crosskill ?

I want to pretend to be Terminator on my Techforcer build.
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fuck
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>>127128347
>Normies
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>>127126387
*mains Hoxton*
SO U BE SAYIN
*shoots a hostage*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*puts up two turrets*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*closes a door on Hoxout*
U BE SAYIN
*upgrades drills to silent*
HOL UP HOL UP
*ignores the beeping computer*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*spams chat with PocoHud*
SO U BE SAYIN
*presses the wrong tile*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*runs over downed teammates*
WE GON BE
*drives a car into a wall*
FINNA WE GON BE
*buys Spycams*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up flak jacket*
SO WE GON BE
*complains about dodgefags*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*steals all the ammo*
SOM FINNA
*places a mine on a safe*
SO WE GON BE
*throws cards*
SOM FINNA
*wears the Death Wish skull*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*asks if you're playing stealth*
HOL UP
*jokers your last hostage*
WE GON BE
*ziplines on loud H&T*
SOM FINNA
*bags all the engines*
WE GON BE
*aces The Professional*
SOM FINNA
*puts sode*
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYDEEEEEEEEEEEY GAAAAAAAAAAANG???
*kicks you*
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>>127130508
KEK
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>>127130134
>Faggots
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>>127106217
I used to do this to get the combined module each time.
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>>127130508
underrated post
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>>127130508
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okay
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>>127130101
ON THE GOD DAMN GROUND
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>>127131319
>mfw the only vanilla way to get Led Combo during the Hypetrain event was to complete the side jobs.

Shit was basically one weapon mod per week and you had to be lucky to get a "First line" challenge and not a Guessing game or FF day 3 stealth job. And fuck you if you desired to get more polymer light for your pistols, you would have to pray for rngesus to not laugh at you and give you another useless ported compensator.
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>>127125385
>mosconi is an unbalanced piece of shit.
i love this meme.
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get the fuck up
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>>127130508
That's so meta
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HEY DON'T KILL HOSTAGES
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>>127140252
>those glasses
mod?
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>>127141190
I think those are regular wick glasses
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>>127142645
yeah but dragan shouldn't be able to wear them then
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>>127142821
afaik there's a wick glasses mask in the game, it's just hidden in the options and undroppable
any character can use it though, you just gotta put it in your inventory
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>tfw you know you're not gonna have a fun game
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I believe the PC community for this is supposed to be the best of all the communities.
I played this a lot on PS4 and have just got a PC built to be able to play games better than my usual crappy laptops.
Problem is having to level my character all over again so any advice on how to level quickly or are there people out there willing to let me join in on Houston's Breakout on a high difficulty to get a high amount of exp quickly?
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>>127143663
That or Hotline Miami
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>>127143795
Yeah or that, I did buy all the DLC to go with it so that shouldn't be an issue for me.
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>>127143663
>any advice on how to level quickly,

Stealth a Jewelry store DW job. It's really easy and you get like 20-30 levels in the process, not counting the pocket money to help you in the process,

Hoxton's breakout is only good in terms of money, it sucks on PC for the xp. Aftershock or Rats (if you're cooking 7 bags) are much more quick and rewarding.

Come into the chat of the steam group if you need an hand for your games,
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>>127143663
>tfw you'll never experiment the 42 damage / 18 accuracy / 25 stability Car-4 from 2014 ever again,
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>>127143663
Just play the game with a focus on heists like Rats, Afterschock, Cockston Memeout
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>Assault rifles were nerfed to force their users to move on like everyone else has.
>Instead now they're just bitching about shotguns.
Disapprovingly nodding my head from right to left.
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>>127145280
AR can be fine, you just need to go for the best weapon mods so they can get good accuracy and stability at the same time.

RIP for the Valkyria though, it's fucked beyond any help.
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>Tackle ready ?
>Tackle ready.
>Shitposting ready ?
>i'm ready.
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Does the UAR finally have a good hipfire spread now with the rebalance update ?
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Daily reminder the Car-4 is still on top of the Assault Rifle competition.
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http://www.lastbullet.net/r/jan3/
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>>127153487
What does it mean?
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>>127153726
Something related since the interview with Almir and the 10k dollars offered to the Lastbullet site that's for sure..
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>>127153073
>16 accuracy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yvKXUbxj0U
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>>127154325
epic video maria I give the tumb up
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>mfw seeing people using the predator 12G without enforcer's skills.
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>tfw going drills and lockpick
>tfw play clover and host
>everyone gets annoyed I stole their waifu and am useless.
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>>127154325
>heatstreet.gif
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>>127155506
>mfw seeing people using the predator 12G
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>>127154325
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>>127103924
>>127103983
>>127104372
>>127106217
Hello heisters! The first set of side jobs of 2016 are in!

Today's Side Jobs are:
- Build A Raft Of Shields (any_25_shield_kills)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)

Once again, Happy New Years and keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Letting this thread die
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>>127162482
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GOTTA GET A GRIP
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>>127162482
With NO SURVIVORS
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Should I bother with the Point Break DLC, Overkill?
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>>127164669
You should wait to buy it when it's not on sale, and make sure you go out to the theater to watch Point Break in theaters.
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>>127164669
Wait for sale
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>>127159453
Where the fuck is the monthly

It's been a month technically
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>>127166686
Monthly came out on the 17th though with the We Do It Live! achievement.
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>>127166846
>Not giving us a new monthly job every 2 weeks to make it a bigger thing
They suck
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>>127143502
Carrying newbies is kind of fun if they are at least a little bit capable. Use the lobby player info mod if you are interested in what your crew is using in terms of perks and skills. I can see why people don't want to install stuff like pocohud, but some mods are just straight upgrades for the experience without introducing anything that can be considered unfair.
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Is this really what Overkill wanted?
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>>127168836
This is what Overkill wanted.
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>>127168836
>Forced to change even the "PAYDAY THE HEIST" troll mask
Feels good
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>>127169581
Who even claimed the copyright? Memes.Inc?
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>>127169939
Yes
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>>127169939
The guy who made the original comic
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>>127168836
Memes were a mistake
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>get the game
>buy the wild west dlc
>sad wild west classic is locked behind something
>Throw some tnt around a few games
>Achieve unlocked
>get the mask
el benito burrito senior
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>>127171290
Most excellent story, broheim!
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>Overkill Slaughterhouse
>went infamous yet again so I'm only level 47 on a dodge build
>play a little riskier because I'm not horseshit and try to get the decoy container going before we even move all the gold
>literally 3 bulldozers and 2 cloakers dedicated just to me after I activate the decoy container
>get downed
>"wtf why'd you rush"
>"should have put on armor retard"
>
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>>127173591
You are horseshit
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>>127172024
Sorry I haven't played the game long enough to be jaded about it yet.
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>>127171290
>ywn be retarded enough to unlock the Lone Heister

Shame really, I like the simple look of it
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Once it's isolated, hit it and boost that sweet meme. Au yeah.
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Someone give me a rational explanation as to why so, so many low leveled players insist on joining First World Bank and Slaughterhouse.

What the fuck.
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>>127174674
Probably fags of the PD:TH
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>>127174674
Because its fun?
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Is there a way to turn off the Christmas lighting effect? It's hard to customize masks properly if you can't see what color they are.
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>>127174792
>>127174734
Neither of these are realistic explanations.
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>>127174674
It's starting to piss me off, too. I play any other heist and I get plenty of infamous teammates, but as soon as I touch slaughterhouse it's this weird clusterfuck of retarded lv. 20-50 players that do nothing but get downed and ask why you're wearing a suit.
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>>127175019
It IS fun though
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>>127175304
So are other heists, neither of the classics are special.
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Sniper! Building!
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>>127174215
If I knew the best way to spawn dozer for sure in offline I'd just try and farm it all day. Alas I do not.
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RIP steam group
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my new years resolution is to put sode
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>>127179128
The sticky dissuaded me, that and the flagrant fallout spoilers
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>promised crew i would heist
>instead got distracted watching videos of people making tiny food for 3 hours
aw nuts
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>>127080678
I've unisntalled this peice of shit.

never felt better.
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>>127186360
Then why the fuck you are here fucking shitter
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>unlock an achievement, oh that's cool
>It unlocked a mask
>I can't get it because its lock behind a dlc I don't own, but the achieve wasn't
The hell kind of nonsense is this?
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>>127186654
You dont own the DLC so you dont have the rights to use his rewards
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I want to play dw loud but currently I'm not good enough, and I don't want to join dw games because they'll rightly kick me for being a shitter who can't play on dw. How do I git gud? ovk isn't hard enough to improve me a and soling isn't much fun.
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>>127173591
should have put on armor retard
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>>127174674
3rd world PD:TH poorfags finally making the jump to PD2.
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>>127188097
>soling isn't much fun.
You know you're not good enough but you don't want to practice by yourself to improve your skills.

What
A
Dilemma
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>>127194090
Achievements for doing a heist on OVK solo or harder when
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>>127188097
Start with short and easy loud DWs. Ones with low bag counts to deal with to lessen the attention you have to pay to objectives.

UK Job
H&Ts (aka. Bank Heists, probably Deposit first)
Four Stores
Nightclub
Mallcrasher

are my suggestions.

Then once you are comfortable with jumping into random DW pubs of those heists to do them loud, you move onto harder heists.

Rats / Cook Off
Firestarter
Breaking Bank
First World Bank
Big Bank
Transports
etc.

The only way to get better is to practice practice practice. If you don't want to listen to people yell at you for fucking up, you gotta practice by yourself.

Back in my day, when people were still DS FS Rats grinding, it really, really sucked to get successful lobbies going because everybody's a stealthshitter who keeps fucking up Diamond Stores, wants to stealth the airport hangars, always fucks up H&Ts on FS Day 3, and makes cooking 7 bags a tedious multi-try chore.

So I got gud.
I learned to solo that shit on PrOVK.
I spent many hours failing and failing and learning all the possible things that make me fail, make the bots fail, where every single fucking Cloaker and sniper spawn is.

Then I got bored and upgraded to DW to repeat the process.
I fucked up lots of lobbies.
I succeeded in lots of lobbies.
Then I started carrying lots of lobbies.

When everybody's shitposting with "git gud" responses, it is basically a condensed half-serious response of "put in the effort to getting better because there isn't a magical trick that lets you do well". We just get sick of repeating ourselves over and over again with the same response nobody reads and/or takes seriously because they want an easy way out, not the truth.

We have autists on YouTube doing solo loud DWs with no skills, and stock AMCARs and Chimano 88s. You think they can do that because they're born super pro? They probably put in dozens of hours if not hundreds to master that shit.

tl;dr - git gud
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>>127170276
Grinder was a mistake,
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>>127197936
PD2 was a mistake.
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>has one of the biggest ammo pool and best reload time available,
>can get 40 damage easily,
>doesn't need any paid dlc mod, making it good for your games and your wallet,

Daily reminder that the CMP is one of the meta smg that Overkill secretly hates,
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>>127197936
Grinder is a Good Perk Deck™
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>>127199814
Grinder is a YEAH perk deck.
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>i'm saving to buy a ranch in montana
what did he mean by this?
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>>127199278
>40 dmg being a meaningful threshold
>not 90 or at the very least 80

niceme.me
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>>127204250
>laughing at the 40 damage breakpoint,

Post black-market baby spotted, if only you knew how much people had to pray to get a 40 damage smg in the old days,
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>>127179128
Rip car shop
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>>127173591
Daily reminder that anyone being under 500 hours, using ecm or suit deserved to be kicked from high level jobs,
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I just sold a fucking deagle skin for 9 dollars with a drill from a card drop.

Are the skins really that bad?
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>>127211635
>being this autistic
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>>127211709
Not really, especially since they made the stat boost free. People are just pissed that Overkill wanted to release even more paid content on an event celebrating free stuff and shit.

Most of the skins are ugly although the bodhi skins can be stylish at times.
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>tfw Overkill introduce QTE elements into the game
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>>127213945
You mean holding S and mashing M1 when a cloaker appears?
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>people think their shitty SMGs are "secret OP" or even "relevant"
L E L
E
L
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>>127216153
Please don't nerf me Overkill
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Good afternoon /pdg/

I posted yesterday regarding that I played a lot of PD2 on PS4 and have finally invested in a PC built to play games and wondered if anyone is free to help me level up a few times and get some cash together?

I know normally the best mission for cash is the breakout on high difficulty but wondered if anyone is free?
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>>127217342
Post steam id.
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>>127179105
Host offline meltdown and check the containers, there is always one that has a dozer in it. Skull on DW, Saiga on ovk and very hard and green on hard. There may not be one on normal, but I'm not entirely sure.
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>>127217342
Breakout is fun, but takes too long to say it's good for farming. Aftershock is really short an easy and gives a very good amount of XP and money. Rats and cookoff are still great and I personally like White Christmas since pubs are less likely to fuck up, its fun and the payoff is good as well.
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>>127218246
>White Christmas with pubs
This is almost as bad as the bomb: forest. Why would you do this to yourself?
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>>127217342
santas workshop is almost impossible to fuck up and gives max money/xp

just restart till all the elves are next to each other
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>>127213945
>Enter a random 26 key combination whenever a Cloaker charges you or he instantly sends you into custody instead of just downing you.
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>>127220612
>Press X to dodge cloaker
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>>127217965
exactly what I did.
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What's the best build that uses the LBV? I'm experimenting with a Crook build that includes aced Berserker, so you're pretty vulnerable, but you also dish out a lot of damage. Maybe something with Grinder? I've seen people using ExPres with Bulletproof and the LBV but I don't know if it's any good.
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>>127205298
Yep
>smgshitters
>b-but muh weapon l-legit and v-viable!1
>can't even 1shot anything worth shooting at on any difficulty at all
nice ammo efficiency
nice ttk
niceme.me
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>>127188097
Get grinder
Get mosconi
Get HE Judge
Now carry all shitters on DW
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How do I into mosconi?
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>>127217342
>ask for help,
>doesn't post ID,

i hate this. Also breakout a shit for farming.
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>>127221752
Just take Shotgun impact aced, Shotgun CQB and Overkill both basic. You don't need more to be good.
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>>127221993
You don't need Overkill basic with the Mosconi, nor with the Joceline.
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>>127221993
What's better having
>inspire + overkill but no crits
>inspire + crits but no overkill
>overkill + crits but no inspire
I think the second option is all around the best
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>>127222242
Yeah, if you're going Overkill basic you might as well use the Reinfeld or Loco instead.
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>>127222421
Inspire is useless. If they go down, they don't deserve to be helped. If you insist on helping them, just kill everything around them.
Hell, if you can't res a pubby with grinder, nerves of steel, sneaky bastard, duck and cover, swan song aced, etc, you must be really fucking bad.
Why would you waste 50 points in the Mastercuck tree anyway?
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>>127222783
>Inspire is useless.
Spoken like someone who has always had someone else with Inspire running with them.
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>>127223008
>Going down ever
baka desu senpai
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On White Christmas, do the presents keep spawning if I don't pick them up? Should I ever find some sort of invincible camping point, can I just leave the game afk for a few hours and get all the presents at once?
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>>127222783
>inspire is useless
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>>127223249
>going afk in a police assault,

sure, i mean what could go wrong ?
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>>127223561
>he doesn't know how broken AI/detection is
I'm not even sure the "crouch and look up with back to a wall" was ever patched.
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Going masterfug with the mosco is kinda retarded tho. You have to skip either shotgun CQB which is almost mandatory, or Bullseye which is great on Grinder.
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>>127223868
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSLhjeFGBCDa:ekHIjEDa:gECda:froKhIEfGbCa:ibcdea:::
you can still have shotgun cqb I don't know about bullseye I never use it
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>>127223868
>there are people who still don't realise the beauty of a CQC Clarion Rifle with maxed concealment.
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>>127226425
>2016
>assault rifles
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What a time to be alive
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How's the Joceline shotgun? I absolutely love it's design but don't want to spend money on shit weapon.
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>>127229945
Mosconi is better
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>>127230013
But is it a good weapon?
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>>127230130
Yes it's like joceline but better
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>>127229945
It's pretty great, mosconi is very similar and only slightly better if you disregard concealment. But if you think it's cool, there is no reason to not use it.
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Know what I miss? Being level 100 for even one heist.
25 levels of infamy is a fucking joke. Can't wait for 3.0 to force me to take it all the way to 100.

>no one's forcing you to do it, anon
Autism and achievements are, faggots.
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>>127222783
>Why would you waste 50 points in the Mastercuck tree anyway?
Because bow/silenced baby deagle Master Ghofugi build is based as fuck.
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CALL THE THE CLOVER SMOKER
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>2016
>can't have a secondary weapon as your primary
I dream of being able to use Kross Vertex and the Bernetti in the same build.
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Is it still possible for new players to get FWB and Slaughter safes or their timers are over already ?
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>>127232847
I'm pretty sure they're unlockable by their achievements Au Ticket and Pork Royale.
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>>127232847
Two sale guys I was playing with got theirs last week, so it's probably still going on.
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>>127232949
>>127233183
k nevermind, i must have imagined it.
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>carry stacker mod
>not a hack
>just can carry a lot of bags

Are all XXV-100 players this delusional?
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>>127233656
Daily reminder that BLT users are cheaters and deserves all to get kicked on sight.
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>>127199278

>CMP

That's not the Krinkov.
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>mw that the barrel of the Gimp legendary minigun doesn't even spin correctly when fired,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vz7ddx3M4k
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>>127223249
>On White Christmas, do the presents keep spawning if I don't pick them up?
What do you think happens to the boxes? Do you think they'll just sit around and stack up? No.
>Should I ever find some sort of invincible camping point
No such thing.
>can I just leave the game afk for a few hours and get all the presents at once?
I doubt you'll make it to the chopper with all the bags even if it were possible. We all know you just want to turn on PP and go afk. Might as well just bagdump into the chopper if you're going to cheat.
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>>127236146
Well the RPG skin doesn't have a unique projectile model, and the Flamethrower one doesn't even have a third person model.

Overkill really put a lot of love and care into these skins.
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>>127232285
>bow and deagle
>based
I want this pistol meta to end.
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>>127080678
Haven't launched the game since BMU. feelsgoodman.tiff
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>>127236158
>No such thing.

Not on that map, at least.
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>>127237931
Seriously how is deagle brand deagle meta preferable to the meta4? At least it made sense that an assault rifle was pretty good at killing.
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>>127237931

Crossbow / Krinkov, my man
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>Deagle
>Meta
That's not the mosconi though.
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>>127211963
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>>127236146
Minigun barrel spinning only appears to be static at a certain FPS.
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>>127223868
Bullseye is nowhere near a mandatory skill.

I personally don't even bother with SB on loud DWs these days.
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I'm getting ready to infamy
Can someone tell me the best build to be optimal as a techie?
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>>127241356
+140 damage,
>100 accuracy,
>can get a sight on top of it for comfier ADS,

Let's face it, it's as much broken as the macaroni.
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>>127244251
Learn to read, dumbass.
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>>127244963
The one with zero points.
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>>127245201
The post said Bullseye is "good with Grinder" and put it in the same sentence as "Shotgun CQB is almost mandatory" which means the poster clearly thought it was worth bringing up so they think it's also "almost" mandatory or close, while also saying that it's worth more than running a Mosconi for a shotgun masterfug build.

I know how to read. The poster needs to learn to play without useless placebos like Bullseye.
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>>127245218
T-thanks
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>you can now put a milspec scope on your long-barrel Mosconi,

Yes or no ?
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What's with the new meme of shitposting about the Mosconi.
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>>127246562
When a shotgun can get very high damage and concealment while still keeping a good ammo pool and even benefitting from critical hits if modded in the right way , it's understandable people are asking question about the balance in this game.
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>>127246562
Newkids who weren't here before Spring Break thinking it's OP.
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Krinkov > Swedish Cuck
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>>127115708
Only if I have lots of crowds to control and small areas to defend.
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>>127247891
>need ammo pls
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>>127244963
>techie
no
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>>127248680
>he doesn't lock his krinkov in single-fire mode.
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>>127249330
>using single-shit
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>>127249596
>muh tap fire
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>>127217342
>>127217342
>>127217508
>>127221902
Sorry guys had to go out until now so couldn't respond. Steam name is Anfraxx_ With Hulk as a display picture, managed to get to 50 in pub games but that was your usual shoot first and get all the cops every time.
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>>127249863
We want your ID, not your display name.

Why is this such a hard distinction for most people?
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>>127249863
Your ID is your profiles URL

like steamcommunity .com/somedude
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>>127244963
>tfw I went techie and ghost for c4/and lockpicking
>run gambler on top of it.
If I'm going to be useless, I'm going to be the most useless.
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>>127250445
>>127250941
/id/anfraxxkills
not me posting for him
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>>127249863
>/v/ steam group
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Look
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>tfw hearing genmcfatass saying the krinkov is OP
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>>127256207
Doesn't he know the current meme is to pretend the Mosconi is OP?
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>>127130508
what is sode?
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>>127256207
>still watching generalmcdickass
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>crew getting on to do deathwish hoxton breakout in like 30 minutes
>join a normal jewlery store fo r a quick stealth bonus
>game starts with the host throwing a frag into the store
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Oi wankers
Anyone gud EU here?
I've approached my first Infamy and I wanna jump into Death Wish, but my current crew are bloody casuls and playing with random pubbies is hell.
I want some jolly cooperation with voice comms and solid advice and whatnot.
I play Inspire/Joker/medicbagbitch Mastermind

pls no bully i'm knowledgeable about the game i swear

http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/mottwww
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>>127258216
>Joker
No thanks shitter

>Having a "crew"
Just join fucking pubs
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>>127256683
I'm just bored and i failed to help pubbies for the last three jobs,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kCTxEgZVkU
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>>127258429
I mean I can totes respec out of Joker for something else I just like having a mobile tan hostage that also shoots cops and soaks up bullets and gives me bonuses
Is it really that bad?
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>>127258560
>that thumbnail

wtf
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>>127258216
>got more than twenty friends playing payday 2,
>more than half of them just stealth Bank Heist DW and don't want to play fun Overkill loud jobs,
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>>127259110
pretty sure it was a /pdg/-tan drawing by a drawfag, but my memory is a little hazy
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>>127258216
>Anyone gud EU here?
Haha
>EU
>gud

>I've approached my first Infamy
Well that's nice. That's like 10 hours of gameplay. Go out and play random easy games to learn the game and heists.
>and I wanna jump into Death Wish
Yeah, no. Stick to OVKs until you can actually solo carry them and are past V-100.
>but my current crew are bloody casuls
Usually salesbabbies can get 2 or 3 infamies within a week. You're just as casual.
>and playing with random pubbies is hell.
Spoiler: You are the random pubbie.
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>>127259427
are they stealing Lego blocks
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>>127259504
Why are americans so spiteful
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>>127259794
>mateba's bullets,
>lego blocks,

Don't act dumb,
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>>127259504
u rly angry m8
r u ok
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>>127259901
Because you made us this way from putting up with your abuse.
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>>127260027
>bullets
those are the fucking casings you cockmongling retard
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>>127259427
There's literally nothing wrong with that pic.
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>>127261428
casings and a revolver that looks closed might be the reason
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>>127264187
>revolver
Not the Judge? Barrel is pretty fat for a revolver.
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>>127264385
>being blind
it's the mateba with the abortion of a short barrel on it
what I'd be more worried about is the fact that /pdg/-tan just managed to empty her cylinder of rounds one handed and is about to breach with fuckall ammo loaded
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Is Jackets smg ant good

I'm thinking about buying the deluxe edition of HM for Jacket
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>>127267356
Do it! Get Speedrunners too for the 4 masks oy vey
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>>127159453
>>127166686
Hello heisters!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Am The One Who Knocks (halloween_1)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

Reminder that today is the last day to do the weekly Tabula Rasa side job for your Dillinger Death infamous mask! New Weekly Side Job comes out tomorrow!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>127267618
Naw ain't gonna do it
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>>127265973
Equilibrium, clearly.
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>achieve for killing a stupid amount of enemies with the Gruber Kurz
>It sucks so much ass
>It also is my only weapon with a skin that chav's the shit out it.
Fuuuuuuckkkk thhhhiiisss gaaaammmeee
>>
Call me the cloaker smoker
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>>127270317
>40 damage Gruber Kurz is bad
Maybe in shitter town.
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>>127274084
When I can just use a Crosskill for about the same conceal, yeah. Its not optimal
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>>127274084
>40 damage
Unless the mag is over 100 rounds and the RoF is over 650, yes that is bad these days.
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>>127267356
I got it for free thanks to living in Cuckstralia and HM2 being unavailable.
He's easily one of the best characters, and not many people play him.

His SMG is fucking trash due to poor concealment and having to mod it so hard it looks like garbage. Completely unusable for deathwish, fine for memeing on overkill.

Perk deck, again, not for deathwish but fun as hell on overkill.

>>127239859
>Deagle
>meta
Of course not, that's for the baby deagle.
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>>127238757
>.50 caliber round
>not having ridiculously high kill potential
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Finally, I can meme without having to use Overkill's plethora of dogshit primary weapons.
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where does the captain hide on big bank because i just spent the whole game in a never ending assault wave
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>>127278823
Entrance of the bank
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>>127278823
He's meant to spawn where you start, right out the front of the bank. Sometimes he bugs out and refuses to come inside to the lobby.
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Any of you betas man enough for some Death Wish
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>>127279174
Yes but unfortunately I haven't downed a liter of vodka so I'm not stupid enough to do it with you shitters.
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Alright guys here's the question.

We do it live with people from this general hoping they don't lie saying they are skill less? or do it all alone?
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>>127280107
>He missed the hype of that achievement
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>>127280107
lobbyplayerinfo and you can see if people are skillless. They can still fuck it up by using a forbidden weapon or armor though. Most people online aren't good but most aren't malicious either
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>>127280107
I did it solo. The bots are much more reliably stupid than the people here. Bots are dumb fucking idiots in predictable ways that you can work around.
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>Go gambler for some of that sexy team healing
>Dead presidents is better if every fucking away
yey...
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>>127280645
And because i need to do it loud, should i grab only 4 paintings and run away or try getting them all?
>>127280370
was in a coma the whole month.
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>>127278823
Always look for the Captain near the start of the map.

Entrance lobby on Big Bank
Entrance lobby on Hoxton Breakout Day 2
Street on Rats Day 1
Street on Hotline Miami Day 1
Street right by van on Firestarter Day 1
Street by entrance lobby on Firestarter Day 2
etc.
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>>127280938
Stealth it as far as you can, once a bodies on the ground/you've broken a camera just toss how ever many paintings you need out the security gate.
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>>127281074
and how hard is it playing with boths using certain weapons and no armor? this was the only heist when i go downed because of the huge amount of cops on small spaces.
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>>127281351
With grinder? The most difficulty you'll face is when a bot goes down to a wall melding Cloaker. Without grinder it can be a bit of a scrape. Day 3 is the roughest because you can't get concealment low enough to feasibly stealth it and you can't really soften to blow by stealthing it up to a certain point. If you're having trouble, just restart until both of the power boxes are on the roof. It's easiest to defend them up there. The sniper can pop shields, cloakers, and tasers easily. The judge will mop up all the fodder. Dozers and cloakers nabbing bots were the roughest part for me.
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>>127280683
The hell are you on about? Ex-presidents doesn't benefit your team unless they all happen to be using it, and even then it's just badgrinder.
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>>127282014
and what attachments should i add to the judge? also i forgot but wanst i supposed to bring armor and use the armor bag? won't usingn armor make the game a bit easier?
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We heisting or what
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>>127282227
I'm 99% certain they changed it so that you just wear the suit now. So Grinder is optimal, if not that, then Muscle or Rogue. For the Judge, since you can't get the shotty damage boost in Enforcer you want shark teeth and a module of your choice. They don't matter too much. Keep in mind you can use multiple judges and snipers for different stages of the heist, so you could keep two pairs of each, one for concealment on day 1, one for damage on days 2 and 3. Also, if you get the ambush on day 2, don't act dumb and try to sprint to the van. There's atleast 2 Cloakers on the path to it that spawn and you won't make it without movement speed increases.
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>>127282303
>ask for help
>never post their ID

everyfucking time.

LOTSA MONAYH
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yeh
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>>127282550
It's the same guy every time. Just ignore him he doesn't actually want to heist.
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>>127284025
I am in the chat, is someone wants to heist just say it and its done
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>>127282549
i see, thanks a lot for the advice, im already over infamy V so i don't know why should i care for extra money bags, ill just rush the first 2 days and call it a day, really wish Overkill made you burn the money everytime on infamy so i could have a reason (besides filling the vault) to get the max amount of money per heist.
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>>127284271
You don't want to heist.
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How would you improve tech skill tree?
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hey you motherfuckers let's do some achievements
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>>127284291
I would rather aim for actual uses for money rather than being stripped of it for infamy. Maybe useful situational assets that are expensive. Maybe the safe house customization we were teased with two years ago. Maybe an option when you completely fill up your vault to exchange all the money, for a 3 weapon PD:TH style equip range, so you can have a pistol, secondary, and primary.
>>127284718
Dump the saw skills in it and then remove it.
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>>127284480
I do, most faggots don’t say shit

>>127285074
What achievement, I help
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>>127285074
>ask for help
>never post their ID

everyfucking time.

LOTSA MONAYH
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>>127285275
there's a group chat for a reason you jagaloon
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>>127285275
Chat group you stupid, why no one ever uses it
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>>127285319
then don't post here you dickface.
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This is why the Steam group used to be removed from the OP every time one of you faggots snuck it in.
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>>127285124
You don't say shit. You don't even try. You don't host. You just shitpost.
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>>127285960
I say shit
I try
I don't host because I’m not the guy that is asking for help
>Implying that you don't shitpost too
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>>127286176
I don't even come to these threads anymore but you've been doing this for months so I came to see what was up and noticed your post right away.
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>>127286338
>but you've been doing this for months
Nigga you high, the hell you talking about
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>>127286779
Shitpost elsewhere faggot.
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Who wrote Bodhis lines

Theyre so bad
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Bodhi confirmed for the worst heister
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>>127104372
>rogue+hostage taker
That's exactly the shit I wanted to do, but where the fuck do I allocate points from to do it? Sneaky bastard and bullseye seem like too big of a trade-off for it, and what's the point in going full -mind if you don't have inspire...
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>>127290163
>>127290637
nice samefag, but i can agree
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>That guy that complains because someone used PP to open the deposit boxes
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>>127293663
>That guy that pubs and then expects anything good to happen.
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>>127291258
I dindu nuffin
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Yo, why the fuck havent they patched out Crime.net?

There is no fucking reason it should take longer than a heist just to fucking get INTO one.

Also

>host has left the game
>host has left the game
>host has left the game
>You have been kicked (before you even left the black loading screen)
>host has left the game
>host is in a lobby but not actually at his computer, so he's wasting everyone's fucking time
>make it into a game, get kicked for no reason 15 seconds later
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What's the easiest way to unlock the Fastest Gun in The West achievement?
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>game that has a high emphasis on subtly and using as little force as possible
>its best builds are about running around like a faggot blasting people in the face with shotguns
Nice game faggots, didn't know this was cod
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>>127294830
You can do it on any fucking heist dude, is just 6 consecutive shots

If you suck, try with Watchdogs Day 2, or Shadow Raid loud at the start, or any heist other where you have access to their spawn point
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>>127294706
I usually just host my own games
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>>127294830
watchdogs day 1, grab the skill that gives you infinite ammo for a short time and upgrade your gun's stability as much as you can.
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>>127294706
Host your own game
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>>127294706
>Overkill
>Acknowledging mistakes and fixing them.
Pick one.
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>>127291169
>Sneaky bastard and bullseye seem like too big of a trade-off for it
They're not. They're optional. Bullseye is a waste of 4 points anyway.

The 35% 40% base dodge from Rogue is good enough for loud DWs.
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>>127295023
WD Day 1 is good enough if there are no shield spawns.
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>>127295415

Bullseye is great though.
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>>127296607
Bullseye is shit
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Is this obnoxious enough to be played?
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>>127296607
Bullseye armour is a placebo for scrubs who think it matters when going fast.
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Can you make gambler work or is it shit on a shingle bad?
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>>127300980
No reason to use it with the increased ammo drops from the last rebalance. There are better ways to gain health.

Namely the Muscle perk deck.
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Fellow heisters, remember to get this
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>>127290637
>Fuck you ninja cop
>that taser just got destroyeeed,
>hey, i'm giving you a great story for party here, ya's all,
>hey, if we have real problems, i'll give you the safe word "payday",
>hey, it's cops-city guys,

Booty confirmed for being the underage heister of the group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duhUssMTRuU
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>>127303375
>Caring about Steam profile shit.
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>>127267618
>it's been months since the release of the side job feature,
>still the same grin masks, Dillinger agehao infamous and le reddit anonymous mask and no payday gang masks or just infamous materials or pattern,
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>>127280683
>dead president,
>better,

It's alright, just go back to your VH job anon.
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>>127290637
>>127290163
>>127303543
Say what you want, but that "FUCK YOU CLOAKER" line is just so damn satisfying.
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>4 stores is such a shitty map its easier to stealth on deathwish than it is on normal
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>>127303543
>>127290637
>>127290163
He's the best dressed, does anything else even matter?
Also the most handsome.

I'd play Dragan, but a mid-40s Croatian using a dodge build feels wrong.
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>>127306258
>
No ATM makes it longer, is the same shit, just kill everyone
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>>127303375
thanks
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>People who set the map to something like Mallcrashers
>after the team is full they change it something else.
Joined a mallcrashers hard for a quick card and the guy changed it to over kill golden grin. All of my hate
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>Join pub
>FF
>Get to day 3
>Host fucks up and go loud
>Gets shocked trying to set up the thermal drill
>Tell him to stop
>Gets shocked again
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>>127308275
>thermal drills on FF
doinitrong
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>>127308757
FS, nigger, you get the point
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>>127306258
>4 stores DW,
>stealth,

I'm not gonna bother an ecm rush tactic and coordinating with pubbies just for 60k of loot at best. Can't believe you get more money on a lower difficulties and Overkill doesn't try to balance things out.
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>>127307308
>friend put a Slaughterhouse Ovk game,
>becomes instantly a Firestarter DW game,

I hate this feeling.
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>>127311273
>rather doing ovk than dw
git gud
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>sniper rifles
>rocket launchers
>exploding bullets
>critical hits
>sanic builds
>regenerating health
>180 dmg pistols
>flamethrowers and molotovs
>tazer melee
>literal invincibility
>people still fail on ovk
>people still debate 'viability' of X
>people still treat the game not as a complete joke
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>>127312569
>500 hours players pretending to be veterans
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>>127294293
Nice theme faggot
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>>127278823
I've had the bug on big bank where he never appears on the map but endless assault.
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Is the Peacemaker revolver any good? I wanted to buy that DLC just for it.
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>>127294706
>host kicks you just before the end of a heist
my favourite
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>>127317502
The reload is unbearably long when you can just use a Bronco™ or even a Matever
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>>127317502
reloading a huge shit but rest is cool
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>>127318278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jvoSnVLo9A
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>>127319103
who the fuck makes those videos
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>People unironically like dunacdumb and pimped out getaway
T-thanks Reddit.
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Was this posted already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8CtbR6V74
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>CM3D2 Translation never
I'm crying.
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>>127319197
You can pay some niggers to say something for you and record it
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>>127320115
>plays on overkill
>be nice to le noobs xD
epic
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>>127322017
this
The guy that made that video probably has like 50 hours
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>>127306402
>Also the most handsome.
That's not Sokol
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>>127323609
>caring about kills scores ever,

Damn, we're professional heisters, not psychopaths. You don't see the payday gang hunting the remaining units in their trailers or tasing them, do you ?
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>>127324250
Yeah, you're not supposed to shoot the cops. It's way better to let them down your teammates a few times.
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Should I buy the Point Break DLC?
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>>127328275
Maybe if the price gets reduced to sub $2
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>>127328834
What about the baby deagle?
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>>127329843
It's my main weapon now, one shots any cop in the head, tazers and cloackers, and you nedd like 5 bullets (or less) to kill green dozers in the face plate. Plus it is very accurate for long shots.
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>>127317502
it's literally the worst revolver in the game.
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>>127319103
h-holy shit...
my sides!
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>>127329843
It's really good, but there are alternatives that are strong and don't cost whatever the PB dlc costs now
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>>127317502
Could have been, but it takes forever to reload only 6 bullets.
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>>127331787
>implying the Mateba is not the worst revolver ever,

On an unrelated subject, does adding a stability boost on the Shitmaker and Whatever .357 help to make a difference or not ?
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>>127334591
>Stability
>Revolver

you wut?
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>>127267356
It's fine for DW, just make sure to avoid to reload it with its magazine empty, it takes like 4 seconds to load it.
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>>127336848
Why have you bastardized this weapon?
Looks fugly
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>>127337858
In this game, you have to make a choice that will apply for every weapons: Aesthetics or stats ? There are no middle ground in this game.
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>>127336848
>using a sight besides default on JP
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>tfw pubbies not taking c4, saw or lockpicking skills for Nightclub Overkill,

Is there anyone who doesn't give a damn about the possibility of removing seven minutes of waiting from this job ?
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>>127340932
>not enjoying seven extra minutes of cop slaughtering

It's like you don't even want to play the game.
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>Check /pdg/
>404 posts
>page 10
YEAH
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Did you guys find the tiara?
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Look at all these dead things.
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>>127299625
mostly see it on shit grinder users
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>open the vault on Erection day plan C,
>12 money bags in it,
>mfw it gives almost as much money as the gold promised by the Elephant,

Stealthfags BTFO
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>>127340932
>people who are i10-25 that dont have transporter, fast hands, sprinter or drills

how is it possible to be this bad at such an easy game
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finally
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>>127351983
Is your autism seriously that severe
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>>127351983
good to have one less sub 500 hour shitter in the community
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>>127353202
kill yourself senpai
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>>127351983
>being this much of a steam forum shitter,

Enjoy being the whining vocal minority,
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>>127354953
>frogshitter
off yourself
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I just got this game and noticed all the DLC's are dirty cheap for the rest of today.

Are any of the mission/gun/customization dlcs worth grabbing?
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>>127355105
Gage weapon pack 01, Hotline Miami, Butcher BBQ, Sokol character pack and Gage Courier mod are god/meta tier.

Rest is mainly interesting for novelty effect,
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>>127355105
Just get a DLC unlocker.
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>>127355338
>buying heist DLC
>ever
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>>127355338
What's so god/meta tier about hotline miami dlc?
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>>127355640
>he doesn't like the levels, the commiessar or Evil Eye from the Hotline Miami dlc,
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>>127356052
It's godly because you're giving us money goy now buy the fucking DLC.
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>>127356052
Fun levels with various objectives, decent weapons and Evil Eye being one of the best track of the game,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLjf2hYOF8
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A LOT MORE HARD-HEADED SHITPOSTERS ARE ON THEIR WAY
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>mfw seeing high level players with just 4 Faks as deployable,
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Why is four stores stealth so comfy
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>>127361127
>24 civilians to handle,
>expecting the pubbies to be able to destroy the cams and answer,
>all for a score that will hardly go up to 1200k.

Just go loud and laugh at the swat turret trying to make its way slowly into the street, that's the best you'll ever gonna get on this map.
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>Bane got new lines for Rats

I can only imagine what the first few days/weeks were like when that came out
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>2016,
>still no mod to replace your melee attack by a middlefinger feature you can point in front of your ennemies or fellow heisters.

That would be the greatest interaction you could have with your teammates since the RPG from the Overkill dlc.
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Overkill, how hard is it to update PS4 and Xbox One versions every once in a while? They can run it, my $200 Laptop can handle the current build of Payday. I personally don't even care if you charge for it, just please add something? Weapons that are op as fuck on PC are absolute shit on crimewave edition due to no weapon balancing and the lack of updates and only 5 infamies makes the console version boring fast.
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>>127362675
>24 civilians
Yeah but you're carrying hundreds of bullets.
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>>127362675
I mean sneaking between the stores without alerting everyone but I guess some people have diffrent definition of "stealth"
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>>127363921
I don't know about Sony, but Microsoft charges fees whenever a developer updates their game. Overkill doesn't spend shekels, they hoard them. Microsoft also makes some developers list stuff that was intended to be free as paid DLC instead, but that'd be more of a upside for Overkill.
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>>127363921
>playing pd2 on a console
>playing any fps with a controller
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beneath the mountain is such a bullshit level
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>>127365320
It's actually easier than Birth of the Sky though.
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>>127365320
You can get fucked pretty bad if you get ceiling turret and a gate right after you blow up entrance
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Is there a buy all assets standalone mod? I know its in hoxhud. i just want a standalone of it
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>digging through game files
>all the initial achievements used to have their own labels, now they're all [DLC]_nn where nn is some number
You can tell that the devs used to have little bits of fun with the game until they stopped giving a shit so they could shit out DLCs every week without problems.

>the ten Locke achievements are labeled berry and jerry 1 through 5
>ninja pack achievements are labeled turtles_1 through 4
>the two Aftershock achievements are labeled sinus_1 and sinus_2
>squek
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>>127367229
What does it mean in english please
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>>127290163
every time Bodhi says "dallas" and slurs it like the surfer chump he is, all I can hear is "dad".
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>>127369883
At least you're not hearing FUCK YOU NIGGER COP every time you shoot a Cloaker.
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>>127370284
Why not both?
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>>127365582
wear some armor
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>>127365582
To be fair, you can take it out pretty quickly if your whole crew starts blasting it straight away. Even regular ammo does the job. You only go down if you start torching the gate while ignoring the turret.
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>>127267618
>>127268228
>>127304119
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Keep The Party Going (slakt_4)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Big Deal (big_deal)
Do it and get an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>127376349
>OVK announces that they'll remove all RNG-dependent shit from Weekly Jobs
>Still leave in RNG-dependent shit
sasuga overkill
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GET UP BUDDY, WE NEED YOU
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How do I git gud in stealth?
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>>127385624
You dont stealth
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>>127385738
This. Stealth takes time, patience, communication and skill. Something people in this game can't stand so they just bang bang.
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>>127385624
Patience.

The will to put up with RNG bullshit.

Patience.

Seriously, patience. You're going to fuck up 10 times over an hour because you keep trying to rush it instead of just sitting there and taking 5-10 minutes per objective and running off to hide the moment something even feels off without reason.

Then you realise that stealth in this game is bullshit and not worth doing outside of achievements ever again.
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what was the dentist's loot
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>>127387023
Your mom
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>>127387023
Illuminati box.
Held a credit card that automatically adds more funds equal to the US's debt as the US goes deeper into debt.
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>>127385624
Patience.
Knowing the RNG.
Knowing guard patrol routes.
Knowing how, where, and when the AI likes to bug out.
Knowing safe spots to store loot and hide while waiting.
But mostly patience.
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>>127385624
patience you must have my young padawan
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