Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

for first barbed cocks in and around my mouth

first for best waifu kittdai

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You guys better be having some decent New Year plans, even if it's just spending time with one other good friend with nothing better to do.

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FEMCHARR WAIFU
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>ascended insignia cost Damask and Elonian Leather now

>>127018943
>not having ascended crafter already

>>127018574
Yeah, I'm chilling at my parents' place for New Years. Pretty comfy.

>>127020551
What is that.

i'm jerking off to mcharr for new years :)

>>127020835
vae just stop

Femsura draw-anon is fucking cute.

>>127021027
>if I shill enough maybe senpai will erp with me

>>127021027
No you're not stop flattering yourself on a taiwanese powerpoint board.

>>127021027
I really don't like his drawings they look ugly and he is asian - an asura player

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Are you prepared for new year, gw2g?

>>127021802
yes, enough alcohol to drink myself to sleep

Whats a good way to get auric dust?

>>127022575
dust your auric

>>127022621
LOLOLOL so funny XDDD. Upvoted!

>>127023258
good furry vote for me

>>127022575
The chests after you save the gold city and some of the pods in dragonstand have it I think

So, I'm making condi engi and I found out that I need to do LS S2 to unlock sinister trinkets after I made a pair of ascended sinister pistols and I don't want to spen 1,1k gems just to unlock LS S2.

What's a good alternative if I can't go for sinister trinkets? I'm planning to make 1 viper torso and the the rest are sinister. Also, rabid for backpack right?

>>127024818
Two or three rabids couldn't hurt too much. If you really want to avoid the toughness, viper's definitely is another good choice.

>>127025497
>>127024818
>tfw everyone is making Ascend gear as hard as they can.
>Balance/retooling patch comes out
>Bosses and Champs now get a condi clear.
Good luck faggots, enjoy Anet making Zerker stats the only viable option again.
Literally my greatest fear now.

>>127025693
Just make both anon. I have a power and a condi setup for my revenant.

post femsuras

>platinum assaulter daredevil pussy tries to gank me
>fuck his shit up, forced to SR and run away
>warrior comes and gets me good
>great fight
>daredevil faggot comes and downs me
>stomps

god I hate wvw

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>>127025693
>tfw I have characters set up for both
There's little to do in this game but kit myself out in preparation for any shift in the meta.

>>127026152
>wvw
>being salty about being ganked

>>127024818
You need the sinister's trinkets and full viper's armor, without that you will be kicked from groups that ask for gear ping and are experienced.

>>127026152
At this point you'd think you would've learned not to pick any tough fights when a sneakbitch is in the vicinity.

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>>127026485
Wanting to play with people that are autistic about gear checks and AP thresholds is an entirely different issue altogether.

>>127025497
How about this one http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Black_Diamond_Orichalcum_Earring

I want to avoid toughness.

>>127026485
>Being this elitist

Kill yourself cancer.

>>127026869
Yeah, that's pretty much what you're going to be stuck with. Have fun getting five +14 infusions if you're planning on doing high level fractals with your condi setup.

>>127026865
Thats what raiding is though

>>127026981
Excuse me for not taking random shitters in pug raids that dont even have the proper gear and expect being carried, faggot

>>127027184
Anyone who thinks that a marginally more optimal setup will make a difference really isn't someone worth playing with in the first place. I know, for a fact, that not every raid group is like that.

>>127027012
I have my chrono and tempest for fractals. I just want to make condi engi so I can pug VG easier and dual pistols+flamethrower looks cool.

>>127027459
there is no reason not to run viper gear, unless you're a free to play, even a poorfag like me can afford the stat change. also anyone who was serious about engi before the update would have sinister trinkets to begin with. it's a matter of being autistic enough to play pug raids efficiently, not elitism

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>>127027459
On the first boss, gear doesnt matter as long as the tank pulls and green duty team stands in green. Good luck killing gors and sab with people that dont even put 1 day of effort to grind season 2 achievements.
Besides vipers gear is about 15-20% more damage than sinisters on the engi

>>127027673
>there is no reason not to run viper gear,

Jeweled damask patch and black diamond are expensive m8.

>>127027870
you can stat change with the exotic insignia, not the ascended. also it is end game content

>>127027870
If you dont have the money for the right gear then dont play raids or play another class its that simple. Arguing about the price is irrelevant this is an endgame content

>>127027870
Being poor is not a reason. A reason would be "these stats are better in this situation".

>>127028015
>this is an endgame content

So, at which point are you going to take that stupid fucking name off, again?

>>127027865
Only to a certain point. Once you have enough vipers to hit the condi duration cap with food active then you fill in the rest with sinister because you're just throwing stats away at that point if you invest into a capped stat any further.

>>127028146
Nice argument, keep trying to raid with your shitty exotic toughness gear

>>127028172
Probably, I dont know that much about condi builds. On VG and gors you wont be capped most of the time I believe because of the splits/pulls/green duty etc

so i'm considering coming back after a few years being a way so whats this about heart of thorns not being just the xpac and having to buy the buy the base game again with it

>>127028172
Oh you were talking about the stat itself being capped, damn I'm retarded sorry

why do people care about raids anyway

they dont even have good loot when people want you to have full ascended for them

>>127027959
>you can stat change with the exotic insignia,
Ok, that didn't cross my mind at all. I think I will go for full viper armor then. Why jeweled damask patch is so expensive then?

Again, the trinkets are still my problem. Should I go for ascended rabid or exotic viper? I have the ascended sinister amulet btw.

>>127028883
the trinkets take like at most a few hours to farm if you have a friend even less. get ascended sinister trinkets

>>127028832
they're "fun"

>>127028976
I need to spend 1,1k gems to unlock LSS2...

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So, how's this?

>>127028832
only fun pve content

>>127029315
Looks like you're spending the rest of the day farming the winter jp.

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>>127028326
Here's another (You). Stick that fucking name of yours up your ass.

>>127029945
Fuck that shit. I can't even finish it.

>>127030076
Do the Bell Choir instead. It's got a really good gift output, especially if you can't clear the JP as consistently.

>>127030076
Git gud. You can easily get 15 clears in 30 minutes.

>>127029945
tfw 700 gold per day from botting jp and now have 6 legendaries with no ban

>>127030067
>0 condi duration
>900 condi damage
nice meme

>>127030067
>74 extra toughness
>no condi duration
>900 condi damage
Hahah are you fucking serious? This is a troll post

>>127030237
>>127030260
samefag

>>127030237
>botting
How? Isn't it inconsistent?

>>127030260
>>127030237

The stat under Precision is Ferocity, you fuckface. Number three from the bottom is Condi.

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>>127025993
Elementalists have the tightest pussies.

>>127030439
Its fine the other anon got it wrong as well

>>127030067
>healing power
>extra toughness
Based condi build

>>127030348
>responding to bait
>also responding to a redditard
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3ys77e/dear_anet_this_is_how_much_hackerbots_are_earning/

Anyone think it's better to use FGS for extra DPS instead of rebound for Gorseval? I rarely found rebound to be useful since I either dead before I cast it or the druid heals me before I'm dead. Rebound should instant cast like feel the burn desu.

>>127030803
Get the elemental for dps/orb clearing, nobody is gonna pick up FGS or icebow anyway.

>>127030936
Elemental dps are shit.

>>127031019
Its still ok for orb clearing

What's the next raid wing going to be? Another bandits? White mantle? Son of Svanir?

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>>127030340
all me

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>>127031650
>edge black

>>127031459
Mursaat

>>127031894
yes because the monitor hurts my eyes if i use white. i have a monitor from the year 2003

>>127031650
>>127032008
Fuck u caleb

>>127032008
>being such an edgy goth vampire-kin that pure white light literally burns you

>>127031894

Wait, what's the problem with the black layout? It's far more comfortable to read.

>>127030602
Not with ears like that and the flooze sweep.

I've infiltrated the femsura clique.

>>127033375
Hey, so have I!

>>127033375
>this is hard
nigga I already have so much dirt its not even shitposting

>>127033586
>>127033689

Cool when do they have feedback loop orgies?

>>127033375
Which one?

>>127033748
wrong rat clique

>>127033778
>>127033846
Which rat clique is the bee's knees? The cat's whiskers? The IN?

Can you copy paste someone chat in game?

>>127034021
I'unno, [RATS] is a pretty neat clique. It has all the cute rats in it.

I'm gonna bad touch and hotglue all the rats.

Post lewd floozies and hussies please.

i want kittdai here.

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>>127034643

>>127018274
>>127018274
>>127018274
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Chromeria, Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.

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>>127034849
But I'm right here, Anon.

>>127036127
did kitdai purify dylan?

>>127035169
She looks cute and pure tho. Pass.

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>>127034643
Is this lewd enough

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>tfw raiding
>tfw 66% Eternal for weeks
>tfw people always die at Sabetha

>>127036785
The artstyle strikes me as MLP.

>>127036785
Holy fuck post full please. My dick jumped in my pants.

Current class tier list?

>>127036962
>one time you succeed
>bugged

>>127037274
Alright alright, Happy New Year, guy
http://imgur.com/a/QrwyE

>>127029786
Old hag pretending to be young.

>>127037979
W-what is she doing to that elementalist...

>>127037231
Asura are popular with MLP fans and certain furry demographics. :/

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God I love Vuncia so much. I just want to kiss her head and pet her.

Then I want to kiss her lips, her hot, wet tongue sliding over my face. I would reach down and start rubbing her pussy, feeling the warmth of her labia as it gets moist from within. I would lay her on her back and start licking and eating her, taking it onto my mouth and suckling some of the thick musk that drips out. After she is lubed up with my saliva enough, I would bend over, offering the horny cat my body to use as her own personal sex toy. She stands up and quickly starts fucking me, her claws scratching my flesh as she roughly humps my ass. Suddenly she would force her barb into me and breed me like the bitch I am. We would travel around together, fighting by day and fucking each other to sleep by night.

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>>127034643

>>127037883
about to attempt it again
>sigh

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>>127038901
>just 2 pages later

>>127038901
>human thief cucked by a charr warrior/guardian
post the rest of this masterpiece

>>127039451
It's only 4 double pages long.

It's a gs guard commander.

Here's the rest, as to not get people bothered about imagespam. Gotta click the left side to flip the pages.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=53107588

What's the best 1v1 class/build which isn't mesmer atm?

>>127039451
Nippons can't draw c@s for shit.

>>127038901
>>127039451

I didn't know Enigma was in love with a Charr.

>>127042440
Yeah, he seems more wolfy, but it's not like the western artists do much better, regardless if it's on purpose or not.

And don't even get me started on how 99% of artists can't do rats properly.

>>127042529
Enigma never got to wear a scarf.

>>127041576
mallyx rev

>>127043154
I've never really got into rev, what makes the mallyx so strong. I know before it had permanent resistance but since the nerf is it still really strong?

>>127040319
>"B...big water!"
Oh gosh.

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When did this...

>>127044119
looks like grawl senpai

>>127043615
Haven't done much PvP with my rev, but it's got confu/boon corrupt/torment on the utils, and the fact that its elite gives a straight up 10% boost to all attributes while active
The heal is also pretty hefty, assuming you've got condis on you

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>>127044119
Become this...

femcharr...

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>>127044589
here

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>3/46 friends still log-in
>15/467 guild members still log-in

>5% of all custom arenas are populated by 2 or more players. Most of that 5% requires a password.
>Team stacking is what makes a match in custom arenas
>Go in unranked and face try-hard premades
>Go in ranked and face try-hard premades with smurfs

>Go in WvW, see that all the borderlands are empty

>Go in PvE, remember that all the new zones are on train tracks, that dungeons are shit, fractals are shit, raids are okay but I have no group to do them. Even if I had one, then what? Farm them to get minis?

>tfw still want to play, but there is no content for you

>>127044880
>>127044306
would wife both of them

[&AgEbGgEA]

>>127045298

[&AgHBXQAA]

>>127039430
>teams token weak link keeps dropping to Karde
>maybe next week™

There's no escaping masteries.

>Grinding to get into Elonian royal tombs because they wuz kings
>Grinding to get good with the Am Fah to get into their ghettos for a hero point
>Grinding to resist heat in the depths

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>"So this is how it feels to be Taimi!"
>Automatically delete my femsura character

How to make money after jp is gone aside from fractals?

>>127048675
...What?
At what part does that happen in the dialog? Fairly sure it's never come by for me.

>>127049149
When you pass by the southeast section of Auric Basin. Only new line of dialog that sucked.

I kept my rat but it hurts to have asura stuck with these writers.

>>127049149
I've heard it too. Sadly, it doesn't play when you get Crippled. I got it when gliding somewhere.

What rarity should I be salvaging vs selling? What kit should I be using?

>>127048675
That's kinda funny tho. Lel so this is what it feels to be a useless cripple xd

>>127050041
>>127050112
Huh, usually ANet are really finicky about stuff like that, trying to avoid offending anyone and all.

I didn't explore much of HoT on my fsura, but alright. Weird.

>>127050186
Yellow/rare is the break off point, after level 60 I think is when you can get ectos

Stoagy, calm your autism

>>127053468
more like 67-69
Generally my rule is to salvage unless you know you can get back the cost of an ecto from selling

>>127053594
What?

>>127047014
How'd you guess
It's a failure
It's always Karde

devout Christian femcharr praising the Lord and singing "Hallelujah!"

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>tfw no cakeboy charr bf

When did this
>>127044119

Become this
>>127054151

>>127054413
The moment charr became playable and players were able to get their fat sweaty hands all over them

Never forget the best pvp game ever made, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWvdyCk1Uo

may she rip in peace

>>127043615
Since the nerf you have a harder time managing your resistance, but overall still hold your ground against anything except well played condireapers.

Are kittdai and Dylan dating?

>>127055780
no, i am dating dylan and kittdai

>>127038864
That's Purna in the picture.

>>127056036
literally who

>>127055780
Yes and Dylan's an idiot

>>127056153
The character that's drawn. It's not Squat, it's some other catfag.

>>127056036
>>127056531
But she looks more like Squats than that character so that's what we'll keep calling her.

>>127056713
>looks more like Squats
what

>>127056713
arr c@ rook arike

Where is the cheapest I can get GW2: HoT?
And is it too late to pick up the game, will I be disadvantaged in pvp?

>>127056928
There's no pvp anymore. Dead game.

>>127056774
>what
what

>>127056878
No, that artist just did a shit job of replicating the actual character.

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>>127056942
>>127057091
Piss off, go whine in some other chatbox.

>>127056928
36 Euro, just google for it and check if you've got an official retailer on ANet's site. Ignore the other guy. PvP is a learning curve anyways, but yeah, you have to learn the classes, skills and other shit related to get good at it.

>>127056928
I saw it in best buy labeled free but i'm pretty sure it was a mistake as other best buys I saw had it for $25. Everyone wants to get rid of this shit game

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>>127056531
tell me with a straight face this isnt squats

>>127057531
You're delusional. Too much squatfu's eggnog.

>>127057531
>>127057623
who cares, I'd fuck both

furfags shitting up the board again
why does this keep happening every day?

>>127057531
It's not, it's some other catfag's OC. Can't help it that they all use the same sameface lynx-face, and I genuinely don't care that much.

>>127057487
Don't you have anything better to do on New Years than bashing the game on an anonymous imageboard, Anon?

>>127056928
>Where is the cheapest I can get GW2: HoT?
I've seen it go for ~$20 at walmart

>And is it too late to pick up the game, will I be disadvantaged in pvp?
Not particularly. Just need practice. You are a bit late if you want to do a ton of pve stuff, since, unfortunately, you really want to do that stuff when its fresh and there's tons of people around. Older areas have very few people on them since there's nothing to accomplish/earn there, which is a shame since a number of achievements require groups to accomplish.

>>127057832
Blame HOPE that's always a safe bet

>>127057912
You realize the charrspammer and 90% of the charr posters are in FUN right?

>>127057992
Because it's the same autistic guy shitting around. They're the same guys forcing the EU+NA guild.

Fuck off with your name, as well. You're not much better.

>>127058197
>i dont like thing

>>127057870
No, now fuck off jugg

>>127048675
That's probably one of the worst lines, honestly. In that sense, wouldn't they already know what it's like to be Taimi since they're already asura? What the fuck

>>127057992
this delusion holy shit, the only person that posts from FUN is jugg, the rest of the shitposters are ALL HOPE

>>127058425
Haha what the fuck am i reading

I'm not in HOPE but I love to shitpost
Should I join or stay unknown?

>>127055780
No, they're """just friends""" :3 that's why they idle together every day and log in and out at the same time too.

>>127058425
>making bait this lazy

I want to beat up Jug.

>>127058651
stop shitposting rexxie

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>>127058425

>>127058425
>the only person that posts from FUN is jugg
>the only person that posts from FUN is jugg
>the only person that posts from FUN is jugg
>the only person that posts from FUN is jugg
1/10 bait, literally furfag guild

>>127058525
whisper me senior trickman

tfw no content

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>>127058860
tfw indeed

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>>127059038
>that charr

>>127053998
I know your pain my brother

>>127018274
Daily reminder not to join HOPE. Daily reminder that HOPE isn't a /gw2g/ guild anymore

Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general

>>127059270
>mfw come back after 2 years and this shit is still going
no wonder the threads are so slow now the witch hunts pissed most everyone else off you guys might be slower than dwarf fort and the megaman general at this point

>>127059470
at least we aren't /emugen/ slow ;]

>>127059470
woah WAOH who would have ever thought that HOPE could still be shitposting for years everyday

>NA shitposters trying to shift focus to EU
Now this is funny.

>>127058713
but what if it's true?

>>127059678
so you get a free pass for shitposting? where can i get this

>>127059652
except that Jugg is a known shitposter here, and he is EU/FUN.

stay mad though Furfag, how does it feel to be considered as shitty as HOPE is?

>>127059740
I think you're over-reacting desu

>>127059741
lmao HOPEfag keep on doing damage control for your guild's shitposting

>>127059851
>damage control
>Called HOPE shitty
I'm not hope though ;]

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they grow up so fast ;-;

I want to tickle femsuras and have picnics

>>127060351
Charr semen is a great growth simulator.

>>127060461
fuck off vae

>>127060351
They STILL haven't put that god damn outfit onto the gemstore.
People would buy the shit out of it
I would buy the shit out of it.

>>127060351
kill you'reself

fuck off fluusi

>>127060874
fuck ME fluusi

>>127060931
Fuck off jugg

>>127060814
>you'reself
nice meme

>>127060814
>>127060874
>>127060931
>>127061038
>>127061070
Fuck all of you! Fluusi

>>127061140
Fuck off fluusi

>>127061190
FUCK OFF FLUUSI

>>127061256
FUCK OFF OOTHIER

thank you HOPE for forcing this memespam everyday

>>127061386
Fuck off fluusi

Don't thank HOPE, thank Anet for not giving all the shitlords something better to do. Where did all the content go?

>>127061386
fuck off jugg

>>127061502
>ANets the reason we shitpost this thread!
typical hopefag logic. lmao, those guys are seriously pathetic.

>>127061502
>content

Dried up three years ago

Happy new year you bunch of furfaggots and ratpedos

>>127061837
hey man, we're not all in HOPE/FUN.

>>127061837
Liking rats is not pedo!!! Stop this bullshit it makes me fucking angry

>>127061837
I fuck aged rats only, but thank you and to you as well.

>>127062085
>samefag replying to your own post to make a joke
you're so pathetic jugg

>>127062085
rexxie put your trip on so the filter can work

>>127062231
>>127062273
No fuck you both! Leave us rat players alone. You should go bully the charr players because they are worse! Stop triggering me you fucking shirtlord

>>127062085
>defends ratpedos but not furfags
Nice double standard ya fuckin' ratpedo.

Happy new year to all the femsuras and bookahs too!

fuck off fluusi

>>127062723
Fuck you!!!! Stop calling asura rats! They are intelligent! Charr are dumb like cats thats why they dont deserve respect

>>127062273
>>127062085
not me, anon. Just relax okay.

mcharr keeping the sticky sheath opening of another mcharr warm with his tongue

>>127063213
They're both shit and defending either rather than both shows that you're part of their degeneracy.

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>>127063409
A man and his memes fondling the thread's supple and thick ballsack with his sticky shitpost fingers

>>127063409
fuck off venomfag

>>127063597
wow...

>>127063597
ARE YOU O.K.!?

>>127063782
anon PLS

>>127063409
flaccid mcharr docking inside another mcharr after pumping thick,hot fluid into him

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SKRITT IM HIT

bara charr flexing his bicep while allowing pocket charr to nibble meekly at it with his little fangs

>>127064225
qt

>>127064148
wtf

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Happy new year, anon!

>>127064495
>>127064764

bara comfyanon exposing his bare barrel chest to the bara anon. Luxurious long hairs covering his chest as if it was the finest grass. Who will mow it gw2g? Who?

>tfw no qt femcharr wife

>>127065348
I'll be your qt femcharr wife

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>>127064956
remove rat

>>127065531
fuck off ILL be his qt femcharr wife

>>127065605
Those things look like guinea pigs.

>>127065752
Heh, you're probably some second rate impure slut

How do I get a rat to let me bad touch her?

>>127065043
weirdo...

>>127065752
>>127065531
woah :o

>>127066043
http://www.joinrats.com/EarnTrust/

>>127066043
http://www.joinrats.com/EarnTrust/Letratsdecide/

>>127066065
why do you keep replying to him?

>>127066486
Coz I think he's funny and I'm just having fun doing some funposting myself, anon. How are you?

>>127065920
They are Guinea Pigs. Why do you think they're called pigs? What do we do with Pigs in the rest of the world? What is bacon made of? Think about it. or you know just google it and learn a horrible truth

>>127066043
Become the rat
Marry the rat
Use your "alts" when it's time

Or just find a floozy, it's the same deal

Is this worth starting back up? It's pretty fucking annoying that the new expansion is another whole $50, even though I have the original.

>>127067294
Do you like Silverwastes? If so, by all means. Your old Berserker gear is still meta on most classes.

>>127066140
>>127066294
>>127067283
Can I just go to badtouchafloozi.com/DoItNow

>>127064094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0OadRapq4

>>127068278
Whisper Fluusi

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i welcome the new year by hearkening the delightful sound of femsura lust
their moans
their their tightness
let me be fortunate enough to be bathed in femsura cum

>>127069023
>their their
Stuttering bitch.

>>127068870
fuck off fluusi

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>>127069418
they're that tight, yes
i stutter for femsura cum baths

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>>127069023
I'M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING RATS
GET
OUT
>>127069730
YOU
TOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>127069818
never

The streets of ossan will bathe in a river of orange juice by the time I'm through with Effie

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All of you shitters have shit taste. Purest, best and most qt waifu is Kralkatorrik.

>>127071653
I'm pretty sure that Kralkatorrik was a femcharr.

Fluusi stop namedropping yourself or I am going to fuck your rat's armpits and hotglue her face and flat chest.

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I hope you're all having a nice comfortable New Years

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>>127072480
fuck off vae you faggot.

fuck off vulf

>>127072483
thnx anon, you too c:

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tfw no ghostly infusion

fuck off enigma

[&AgEbGgEA][&Bnh2AAA=][&BsYWAAA=][&BmhpAAA=]

vae the faggot taking several barbs to the face and ass

>>127072483
How am I supposed to when
>no c@ waifu

Hot and bothered femsura in heat playing with herself in between fractals and raids.

>>127073408
lewd as fug

>>127073304
just ask in the thread and you will be given a cat waifu

>>127073590
But are they actually good

I'm a level 50 Guardian. About 40% of the map's done for me. I've just been going zone-by-zone and 100%ing them to level.

Is it better to just do the heart quests for each zone? Maybe also get the waypoints?

At this point, can I just level cooking, Armorsmith, and Weaponsmith in order to get to 80?

>>127074178
Crafting professions are like 8 levels if you get them to 500.
Dungeons are really good for levelling, but not many people do them anymore.

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>>127073304
they're not picky

What race would make the best girlfriend?

Actual girl asking what to make to give my boyfriend a little better erp.

>>127074691
FLUUSI DETECTED

>>127074795
Well what race does he prefer? It's that simple

>>127074691
Fuck off fluusi

>>127074691
Only the ones that aren't qt

>>127074795
>actual "girl"
fuck off kittdai

>>127074869
I honestly don't know.

He's into Orcs from The Elder Scrolls if that helps at all. Something about big and strong women that are able to "kick his ass in both sex and a fight." (His words exactly)

I was thinking Norn, but he made a Norn Warrior, so the effect wouldn't be that great.

I know he wouldn't like Charr.

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>>127075105
Norn and charr are the only big ladies, and norn are normie shit.

Go charr.

>>127075105
That sounds like he's not into being over-powered in bed. It sound's like he's just into women that enjoy a good fight and a good lay. This would also explain why he made a Norn. (Probably wanted to be a big baddass so he can find an equally big badass woman)

The only reason I'm guessing this is because I'm the same way.

While I can enjoy a girl that likes to cuddle and is cute and in need of protection like a damsel in distress trope, a woman that can match anything I can do without a single complaint and then kick my shit in when I need it is fucking hot.

Something about a woman that's both confident and capable is hot to some men, I guess.

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Have a good new years eve!

>>127075105
>I know he wouldn't like Charr.

Are you sure about that? Closet furfaggotry is real.

>>127075917
Nah. He's pretty open about that kind of thing. He also thinks Argonians are strangely attractive.

>>127075751
That makes so much fucking sense. You have no idea.

>>127076041
so hes a furry, well then you know what to do

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>>127076041
>he thinks argonians are strangely attractive

Make him a burly charr lady. You wont regret it.

>>127076105
Not her

That's not really a furry. I'm not furry at all, but Modded Argonians are kinda hot.

Take a look for yourself:

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/62574/?

>>127076287
Well...

Fuck.

>>127076287
>That's not really a furry. I'm not furry at all, but Modded Argonians are kinda hot.
>not really a furry
>anthropomorphic animals
>not furry
Look at this closet furry, kek.

Fuck off back to tesg you incompetent retards. If you're too stupid to figure out how to erp with your significant other just kill yourself

>>127076287
furry in denial detected

>>127076287
Sorry to tell you bud but you're a furfag just like the rest of us.

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My lawyers have advised me to include a disclaimer.

All femsura shrugs are intended as a parody of http://izumiae-has-serious-autism.tumblr.com/.
All participants are paid actors who have given express written consent.
No femsura were harmed in the taking of these screenshots.

>>127076996
Kill yourself

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>>127077065
Except it's not. Liara is a blue human with a funny haircut, argonians lizards with human limbs and torso.

>>127076996
PLEASE gift that ugly albino rat a TMK

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>>127077171
good luck, I'm behind three memes!

>>127077065
literally grasping at straws, just stop

>>127077443
>>127077618
Is it really that big of a difference? If you changed Argonian heads, they'd be acceptable.

>>127077536
they're safe it's just you I'm after

>>127077654
Look, anon. One day you'll come to understand on your own.

>>127075751
I'm almost exactly like you. The only difference is that I enjoy carrying my girlfriend around bridal-style way to much to give it up.

I don't think a super confidant and capable woman would ever cuddle or like to be carried around.

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>>127076287

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squats

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>>127078880
>no spots
>not squats

>>127078880
>>127079062
fuck off vae

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>>127079131
fuck off vae

I want Vae to fuck me

The fuck is this combat system?
I run up to something and spam attack?
The fuck?

>>127079340
such a simple image, who would have ever guessed that this image would cause so much shitposting

>>127079598
You're not very clear with your question.
Please rephrase.

>>127079665
Why is it so shit, was my question.

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>>127079062
Better than the original.

>>127079764
That's entirely opinion-based. It's not factual at all.

>>127038140
How do I make her less old-hag-pretending-to-be-young?

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Post festive rats :3

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>>127079765
>not just being yourself

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>>127079928
No it's not Christmas anymore rat it's time for cats.

>>127079928
That artstyle is really nice.

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Why is this game so shit?

>>127079994
I simply went for the best face and hair combination.

I didn't even know about Squats when I made the character.