It /csgog/ thread boys
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>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>waaaaaaahhhh why was there only one DLC pack for the whole year guis???
How entitled are gobabbys lmfao go buy the newest COD game if you want the latest and greatest FPS experience, don't sit in a 10 year old game crying about no updates
>going to spend nye the way i spent the rest of the year
>alone in the room playing solitaire
yoooooo rofl this game blows what the fuck is there even to do except grind for years to be able to do anything how do i refund this shit?
also why does posting keep going down like every night not good lads i miss talking to you all
Your terrorist comrades wish to save money for next round, but still want to brute force their way to victory this round like they've got a pair, and turn towards your wisdom for guidance. You, an enlightened economy round guru, tell them to buy ____.
>I definitely don't cheat in csgo
>always get bullied by /csgog/
>they tell me to neck myself
>start reading nys as nice instead of en why see
Is the r8 still viable?
I want one now that all the skins are so cheap
NiP's 5th is Get_right. After the whole shennanigan of announcing one player a day, the roster is the exact same 4 after allu left, with the addition of pyth.
Why didn't they just announce pyth and be done with it? And why do they think that the same roster, with a guy that never even did anything special, will somehow work better now?
NiP are fucking done. They won nothing in 2015 and they'll win nothing in 2016 until they disband.
Yes, if someone should have left it's Friberg. Friberg leaving solves 90% of their problems, but he's still on the time. And now they have an even worse lineup than they had before.
Dunno what they could do, maybe try pronax as igl? Still doesnt solve Friberg.
Apparently they asked both pronax and twist, and none of them wanted to join, this is according to jw, pyth was their third choice.
Friberg is done for. He showed some signs he could still have it in him, but it came and went. He's supposed to be an entry fragger, and he has the worst entry fragging record of the team for the past year, how's that even possible?
Their best case scenario right now, is this line up, without Friberg, but with pronax as IGL and letting Xizt do his thing without worrying about leading. But I highly doubt pronax would want in, even with Friberg out.
GTR and f0rest are actually pretty likable guys. But they're so deep in the shit, that it's not even funny anymore, it's just sad.
post knifes and your new years resolution
>he fell for le blue gem meme
I don't have the balls.
Today's the last day of the year 2015 and I got yelled at in my native language by a group of literal 11 year olds. One of them literally claimed that his dad works for 'steam' and that he can get me perma-banned for 'being noob'
Why do I still play this game?
its not just that, the nip organization has ruined its rep with all the payment shit and shady stuff behind the scenes, chances are nip is just a sinking ship now and will never attract good players again
>Going casual because havent played in a long ass time
>French kids shouting at their mics
>I can't hear an adult voice
>Losing 0-6 on Vertigo as T
>hat has this game become
Anyone from yurop up for video games?
We need 2 more people for 5 stack.
2moro after i fuc ur mom lmfao nerd hahahaahaahhahahahahahahahahah destroyed
Who are you to tell me i verbalize deplorable english? I´ve studied english for over 9 years, i´ve read countless books of sundry genres such as Philosophy.
Utilizing perplexed words like you mentioned is not a correct definition because despite of whatever word you utilize there is no relegation of an involute from a mundane word
shut the fuck up idiots im fucking tired of you both can you stop posting its so fucking boring your posts are shit and so are you i sincerely hope you will both have a god awful new year and contract a flesh eating disease
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just SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCK STOP REPLYING IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT I DONT WANT YOU TO POST UR FUCKING BULLSHIT
KILL YOURESELF AND THEN FUCKING KILL YOURESELF AGAIN THATS HOW FUCKING STUPID YOUR IDIOT KID
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
Pretty fun to fuck around with, captures the moment perfectly.
I just want to play with people.
I was considering it, but don't wanna inconvenience people on the new years.
>grill on my team
>she's obviously flustered and mad at us all
>push one of her buttons and she blows up
>later go on her steam profile
>see her instagram linked
>masturbate to her tit pics
This is 100% true. Best fap I've had in a while desu senpai.
So how exactly can I practice competitive without affecting my rank?
Is there no way? I just have to learn competitive by playing it? Casual doesn't seem like such an accurate representation. Then again,I haven't played a comp match yet, I'm scared
I don't wanna end up in some elo hell, if there's any
So I haven't played in about 8 months and wanted to do some matchmaking again
But now I have to level my "rank" up to 3 to play competitive again? What the fuck? I was LEM with 100+ competitive wins
How long does it take to get rank 3?
Depends how many points you earn.
Casual has a x4 multiplier so it's generally the fastest.
Although Valve are being fucks so if you play too much casual or any other gamemode you'll get a reduced exp bonus.
>solo q placement game
>topfrag is a fucking TAWIAN #1 FUCK YOU KOREA
>he desperatly doesn't want to lose his AK rank
>doesn't shut the fuck up commanding each of us with his god tier strats
>bottomfrag is a silver2 queueing with his buddy
>chinaman completely rips him a new asshole when he doesn't do what the chinaman commands
>dude sounds like he's about to tear up
I need to find a group.
I remember being in a game with my friend and a russian guy was toxic the entire game. I usually don't care because I play for fun, but this guy was honestly getting on my nerves by flashing me and jumping in front of my bullets. I was certain that if i so much as glocked the guy in the fucking toe id get a 7 day.
Eventually this russian piece of shit probably from Chechnya or Kazakhstan begged us to be kicked because he had to go to a soccer game or some shit. Nobody on our team pressed f1 and 3 rounds later this russian guy is so frustrated i can feel the tears rolling down his face. I hear some slav women in the background, and a few seconds later;
==FUCK YOU has abandoned the game a received a 7 day competitive cooldown==
jesus christ i remember being in games like that.
the amount of russians decreases exponentially with higher rank though, and these no elo brackets have decimated the ruskis in the nova ranks, where i happily sit. its still fun to run into them every 20 or so games for entertainment :)
i used to be dmg before all my friends got the game and i deranked to play with them. :(
friendship above rank, rank above anime, and stattrak above everything else
>the amount of russians decreases exponentially with higher rank though
Indeed, although at higher ranks the angry British players replace the angry Russian ones. You know, gotta give that "You're here forever" kind of feeling.
>solo mm dust 2
>first round, 1v2 situation, i know they are both cat so I rotate to B through CT running backwards in case they drop
>dead team mate says "they are coming behind you"
>ask "which way is that because I am running backwards" (genuinely curious if he meant coming from B)
>"omfg youre a troll? muted"
how am i ever gonna rank up if i keep getting butt hurt team mates
I am doing fine, I top frag and get most mvp's almost every game because i'm way lower than I should be (i was playing on tilt for a bit after I dumped my ex lol)
but my team mates just keep muting me at the stupidest shit, im not even a squeker
anyone want to mm
>buy a smurf because a bunch of my buddies are, figure why not
>first casual game
>2 people get straight up vac'd during the game
>about 4 others are so blatant that overwatch could pick them up after 1 round
Is this just an Aus servers thing? I mean you get a hacker every second game up at LE, but I didn't realize it was this bad down here.
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told.
I had squandered my cases for a pocket full of blues, such are promises.
All skins in jest, still a man see the skins he wants to see and disregards the rest.
When I left Silver and my family I was no more than a boy, in the company of Novas, in the quiet of the competitive lobby laying scared.
Just bought this 2 days ago.
What the fuck? 5 euros and I have access to all the content AND community made content for free in a super fun and fast paced competitive shooter developed on one of the coolest engines imaginable?
I also have a fuckton of modding available AND default cool stuff to experiment with via console commands?
Besides competitive, casual, demolition, deathmatch and arms race there's also endless community hosted servers with all sorts of crazy shit?
Am I fucking missing something?
I mean sure, I've been called cyka blyat by 10 year olds over 100 times already, but still what the fuck?
for 5 euros you get access to a shitty broken game where you can't even play competitive without having to suffer through dozens of casual games and will get a 2 day cooldown afterwards anyway, and all the gamemodes and custom shit that source already had
also you need to pay extra for skins
and operations, don't forget operation passes
congratulations on your purchase
>get money from referals on esea
>spend it on new accounts
>rage bot them to rank 3
>get to rank 3
>tk at the start of game
does anyone actually play this stupid game?
Yes. If you alt tab you'll see your name pop up each time. Sometimes my teammates think they missed something I said but I was just tabbing out to browse while their dumb asses fail to hold a site.
>win 11 matches in a row
>no rank up
> lose twice
>be welfare Supreme
>50% win ratio
>derank to DMG
>level of play literally has not changed the whole way down
I've stopped caring about rank; it's going to take a while for the shit to settle down after the changes to the system AND a steam sale.
I JUST GOT DERANKED TO SILVER ELITE FOR WINNING WITH 66 SCORE. I'm done. Never playing this game again.
>tfw home alone playing csgo while everyone else is out having fun on new years eve
I just had a cheating premade on my team. Literal kids, voices hadn't cracked yet. Said they were playing in the same room and one of the kids cheats bugged so he was standing in one spot just spinning. They tried to kick him but I voted no. Then I went afk and they started legit toggling. This kid went from being complete trash to no scope headshotting with the awp.
How does this shit work? Like they have the cheat on one kid, but the rest use it somehow to not get caught? I don't get it.
Yo anons just played with an aimbotter on my team and i haven't really been enjoying getting carried by a loser like him. Can you help me remove this faggot from our community? His profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nice3dollarsbro/
Hi, new player here.
What's the best way to get good at this game? I can kill hard bots (lol bots!!!) with relative ease, but when I play norms, I get shit on by kids who shoot me from places I can't even see.
Are they smurfing or something, or are they just experienced with shooters? I've never played an FPS game in my life.
I meant places/spots. Positions was a really bad word.
I typed it while frustrated because, well, I just got my ass kicked in a game and I don't like being bad at things. I want to be able to play at a decent level, so something like Master Elite (if that's even the right name--I just remember it being one of the really high ranks).
>there are people that actually pay for the game more than once to play against people who are worse than them
i want to kill myself. i hate smurfs
>bought the game a week ago
>have to be rank 3 in order to play the one mode that isn't filled with fucking retards
>already tired of dealing with fucking 7 year olds on my team in casual asking shit like how to plant the bomb or how to heal
Start working on proper crosshair placement as your move aorund NOW.
it will make you a significantly better player.
Proper crosshair placement is basically this. Are you moving around a corner? Keep your crosshair at the edge of the corner while you scan wherever it is you are going
This movie explains this better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jvQW-NOy7c
>we're so far into the "he's not hacking ur just bad" meme that you can consistently hit headshots while twitching like a retard and without even aiming at the guy and people will say you're not hacking
look closer you retard, have you seriously never seen a legit aimbotter?
look at the way his crosshair twitches around the guy's head, it's the aimbot compensating for random spread
alright dude, you clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about, please stop posting dumb shit
shut the fuck up.
you're just salty that he's better than you, he's not fucking hacking. a few standard headshots proves nothing. get to global before whining about "m-m-muh hackers", kid.
@ll me bros
>get a literal retard on my team
>lose because of him
>start up a new game
>immediately kill a team mate in spawn
>7 day ban
> don't have to play this garbage anymore
who /7dayvacation/ here
haha! dont have to play this shitty game anymore im out (see you in a week)
Can you honestly be surprised you got a 7 day ban?
Never has this been more applicable. Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. If you knew it was going to happen then why the fuck would you complain when it does.
>everyone is either a fucking Pepe or an Anime
I dont play this game very often, why do i have trouble finding casual games? My queues take like 5 minutes and then the system gives up. I dont have shit internet, I live in Los Angeles, and I set my minimum ping to 200, whats the issue?
Sorry, I ment max acceptable ping. That's set to 200. Its not like I enjoy playing at 200 ping, normally I have that set to 75, but I just cant find casual games anymore. I just want to practice my aim.
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>He isn't happy playing CS
This is why I dislike things like Riot convincing and coercing teens into Esports. They spend a fuck ton of hours everyday playing and it blows my mind that no labor law people are hovering all over it. If playing a game is essentially your job, how many hours a week playing the game is too much?
>blizzard and activision are going to run a cs major
whose hyped for the most orchestrated fuckup in esports?
Blizzard generally runs decent events
They held a televised on ESPN Heroes of the storm tourney in Las Vegas
After hearing about the TNT league Activision probably realized they need to get in on this
i was actually worried this was going to be a suicide note when I started reading ;_;
Thorin always downplays emotions as a competater and always defends assholes because he's an aspie. His point of view is so fucked because aspies by definition are not entirely in touch of their feelings
I just got an ace csgog.
But that Rex guy was a real SMFC smurf so we ended up losing 16-12 despite my carry. Deranked to GNM, baka desu senpai.
The emotions part ya.
I can't remember how long ago but he defended LoL pros being assholes online to others as if everyone on the receiving end is supposed to be a robot and just ignore it right away, which is probably what he can do.
Pretty sure you just need to man the fuck up. Who cares if someone who plays video games for a living is a meanie online. Get over it. Has nothing to do with being autistic and everything to do with not being an insecure queer.
I don't care, but defending someone doing it is fucking stupid anon. I shouldn't have to "man up" ,its the other person's fault they are fucked in the head and rage online.
Its pure victim blaming to have that point of view, and I can't support any view that blames victims.
Maybe you should head back to tumblr where people actually acknowledge dumb phrases like "victim blaming." He's not blaming victims for receiving abuse, he's blaming them for bitching about it like children.
Rolling a clean Gerber MK 2 Well worn
My resolution is spray more because the meta is for faggots.
I have no idea what you're talking about really.
>nova master before I went on three-week vacation
>do shit on first match when back, nova 1 what the shit?
>win two games, lose two, win one, now have lost seven in a row
>top-fragged each time, many MVP stars, still not back at my deserved rank
What is this horseshit?
>Competing in CS brought me happiness. Travelling and meeting everyone involved brought me happiness. Now that’s gone again.
Great job throwing your "happiness" away for some asiimovs and fire serpents
>get like 4 crates
>can't fucking buy keys because steam keeps saying the card I've used for literally every other steam purchase is unverified
>try to sign into my account on my bank's website
>can't go through this stupid as fuck verification process
I JUST WANT MY 13 CENT SKINS
You say that like there's a difference between nova master and nova 1 lmao
Also they redid ranks so there would be less high ranks and more low ranks.
I really hope it's not just valve being valve again
this shit is too complex to not be anything
What the fuck does it mean when the chat starts blowing up with this shit?
It was the best year for CS yet