You know, a video game with critical acclaim is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel - nobody knows how it got it and danged if it knows how to use it.
The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley and I come before you fine people tonight with an idea. Possibly the greatest.......aw, it's not for you.
It's more of a/tv/idea.
>>360981208
Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of /tv/! Just tell us your idea and we'll shitpost in its favor!
Go on
>>360982152
Alright, I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll show you my idea!
I give you..........
>>360982330
yes...
>>360982436
..... The /v/ Monorail!
>>360982451
Ooooooooh
>>360982451
I've sold monorails to 9gag, Tumblr and Reddit and by gum, it put them on the map!
>>360982451
Monorail?!
>>360982556
Well sir there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, certified 6-car Monorail!
She can take you from a Monday Miku Thread to a Friday Night Thread and not make so much as a peep!
>>360982915
I hear those things are awfully slow
>>360983206
You'll be there before it 404s
>>360983296
Is there a chance the posts could derail?
>>360983296
Is there a chance the thread could end?
>>360983437
>>360983469
Not on your life my anonymous friends!
So instead of actually rewriting the purpose of the scene to make it more relevant to video games and the video game industry, you're just keeping it about monorails. Nothing original, nothing that justifies it being on /v/. Just this lazy attempt at being funny which is crashing and burning.
Your attempt at OC is fucking pathetic, unfunny and you should never post here again.
>>360983590
What about us brain-dead phone posters?
>>360983775
You'll be made a 4chan mod!
>>360983772
MONO!
>>360983772
hell be fine
>>360983916
>>360983772
Holy shit, gooks are fucking inhuman
>>360983916
Jesus anon, I can't fucking breathe
Someone better screenshot this thread
>>360983916
>>360984486
It's over
>>360983916
Were you sent here by /b/?
The Simpsons fucking sucks.
>>360985849
No good sir, I'm an oldfag
How can I get past my VAC ban?
>>360986105
My vidya waifu thread got archived!
>>360984282
>>360984863
>>360985690
And samefagging reactions to top it all off. I really hope you aren't proud of yourself, OP. Not only was this painful to watch, it's saddeningly pitiful.
>>360983916
>>360986272
Here's a New Thread, my good man!
>>360983772
>Frog is watching her eat it.
Asians were a mistake.
>>360986497
I swear it's /v/'s only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
>>360983916
>>360983772
Best and worst post in the thread
>16 posters, 17 now with me
>>360986704
MONORAIL
MONORAIL!
>>360987143
UNDERTA- D'oh!
>>360986704
But the industry's still all cracked and broken!
>>360983916
>>360987262
Sorry, anon, /v/ already has spoken
>>360986704
MONORAAAIL.
>>360987262
Sorry tripfag, the mob has spoken!
>>360983772
>its oki guise its not alive its just teh nervs ;)
>>360987459
>>360987403
MONA...D'oh!
>>360987262
Fuck off tripfag, no ego strokin'
>>360983916
MODS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>360986704
MONORAIL
>>360983916
Bumping for a screencap
>>360981208
Heh heh... mule.
>>360988523
Mono......d'oh!
>>360983916
I still think we should have spent this thread discussing videogames.
>>360990286
Well, you should have written a song like the OP
>mfw we hardly ever have threads like this anymore
>>360983916
Who controls the gaming crown?
Who makes sure our network is always down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps good games off the maps?
Who keeps Bloodborne under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the graphics bar?
Who makes David Cage a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs VR owners of their sight?
Who rigs every game award night?
We do!
We do!!!
This is one of those threads that makes me question if I spend all this time posting with just one other guy pretending to be multiple people.
>>360992001
Don't lie, Anon. We all knowyou're the only one that's posted in this thread.
>>360991267
/v/'s been no fun for years.
>>360991267
just enjoy it while it's here
>>360991267
>>360992174
What happened to these kinds of threads with Spongebob?
>>360982451
N-Nani!?
>>360987262
Get outside with the Battletoads, they're still croakin'
I made a Simpsons vidya thread like 3 years agoHere's the screencap a kind anon didLooking back, I should've made it the PS4 and Wii U and changed the punchline to something else.
These aren't even rhyming.
POSTING EPIC REDDIT THREAD
>>360994951
I hope you get rangebanned faggot?
> /v/eddit
>>360994951
>reddit boogeyman
Lol
The Simpsons is fucking trite and you're all faggots for liking it even when it was "good".
>>360995415