My name is Hunter, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, plagueridden rats who spend every second of the Night of the Hunt locked up in their castles getting drunk on cheap blood. You are everything bad in Yharnam. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any beasts? I mean, I guess it’s fun yelling at people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than joining the Vilebloods just to jerk off to Annalise's helmet.
Don’t be an outsider. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the disciple of Gehrman, and also a squid once. What sports do you play, other than “scream at tourists to trot along”? I also get straight insight, and have an adorable doll (She just channeled my blood echoes; Shit was SO cash). You are all vermin who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my doll
What the fuck is wrong with you church types?
I swear if this yandere keeps up I'm gonna go to Cainhurst.
You guys really need to keep your shit together, you're literally bleeding out believers.
Uh, so this hunter sent me to the Oedon Chapel, but there's this weird guy (or girl? I DON'T EVEN KNOW) there, who keeps saying there's nothing to fear, but then he laughs suspiciously. What should I do?
Oh, good hunter, can we keep him?
but anon, slayer is canonically undead as well.
even more so then the chosen undead or bear curse, since you literally MUST die to finish the tutorial
All goes according to the Ayylmao plan....
Ready your "make contact gesture" boys!
Will I ever be as glorious a martyr as Alfred was?
How many revs must I spin to atone for the sins of yharnum?
How long must this traffic cone sit atop my head?
wheel is best weapon
anyone /hunter/ here?
I got a great idea for you guys.
You know about the messengers right? We've all got a bunch of them chilling around; I say what if we organized them into football teams and got them to compete against each other? The winner gets blood echoes from the loser, we share it with the little guys and everyone's happy.
How does that sound?
THE ENTIRE CHOIR IS LESBIANS
ALL OF THEM
LESBIANS, I TELL YE
Mensis obviously only if you truly want eyes on your brain... or maybe cauliflower
Byrgenworth choir got some sweet ass masks though.
Honestly though, if you go pure church you get more branching teachings, and have a chance to be a church executioner. I dont know if church clerics allowed to fuck bitches though.
Big ass wheel makes up for lack of female ass however
you could always drop out and become a vileblood, but what kinda loser does that?
its almost as sad as levelling purely bloodtinge...
AND ALL THE MEN ARE GAY.
WHO ELSE WOULD USE WHIP CANES AND ROSMARINUS EXCEPT THE FLAMBOYANT QUEERS?
MORE LIKE ASS MARINER!
holy shit, someone photoshop these together,
we need indy 500 executioner
>be selling fruits and vegetables on the Yharnam marketplace
>suddenly this 6'7 chick who's whiter than a bed sheet steps up to my shop
>Oh shit she must be a Cainhurst noblewoman or something
>she stares at me with her unblinking unearthly green eyes and asks for three leeks and a pound of peas in an ethereal voice from beyond the grave
>I'm literally frozen with fear
>I'm about to run off screaming when my dumbass wife shoves me over and serves her the damn veggies
>as she pays my wife, I can see that her hands are basically skeletal
>right before she goes away away, I catch a glimpse of a big purple slug thing poking its head out of her hand basket.
>I beat my wife later that day
Seriously what the fuck was up with that? Why are vilebloods roaming the streets like it's nobody's business?
Why was she dressed like a toddler? Why did she ask for vegetables? Aren't vilebloods supposed to drink people's blood?
I want her to experiment on my dick with her mouth.
>she'll never feel your dick writhing around inside her head
Why even live?
I'd make my dick writhe inside dat ass, if you know what I mean.
I mean anal, so I don't have to pay for child support for some Lovecraftian horror babby. You know how much those cost to support?
May the good blood guide your way
That bitch Alfred dies in vain and with him the despicable executioners. Glory to the queen.
daily remonder that only 24.9% of people beat ebrietas.
30% have beaten logarius.
Its safe to assume that your queen is fucked the other 75.1% of playthroughs that DIDNT kill ebrietas
D-don't touch me!
I am the night! I...
>tfw I unironically like every Powder Keg weapon, even the Stake Driver
IF IT AIN'T GOT KICK
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Executioners, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Vilebloods, and I have over 300 confirmed wheel'd kills. I am trained in wheel warfare and I’m the top wheel sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another VILEBLOOD SCUM. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Yharnam? Think again, FILTHY HERETIC. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of wheel dudes across Yharnam and your hunter's dream is being traced right now so you better prepare for the WHEEL, BLOODY HERETIC. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, VILEBLOOD HERETIC. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my WHEEL. Not only am I extensively trained in WHEEL combat, but I have access to the entire WHEELS of The Executioners Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Yharnam, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you FILTHY MONSTROUSITY. I will smash and pound and ground your rotten body into fleshy pink pulp! You’re getting fucking wheel'd, kiddo.
do as feels natural.
keep in mind all the dungeons up to the fourth tier are easy as shit though, and theres so many people ready to co op with the new update to co-op connectivity, that you are guaran-fucking-teed to get someone to help if you ring your bell.
plus these dungeons shit insight and echoes for you.
it cant hurt to delve in a little early.
I read all of this in Alfred's voice
Lets be real here; some people beat the whole game at shit like level 28 because fucking reasons.
Chalice dungeons are entirely removed from the story, and there are some bosses in the game that you won't see unless you go through one of them, but ultimately optional.
Just be aware that Chalice dungeons will fuck you in the ass through your mouth at certain times. Hope you like spiders with ten miles of aggro range.
Hey guys, I found this rune while doing a run through Pthumeru Ihyll
huehuehue, let him find out for himself, anon.
the best part is that dungeon where there is TWO of the witches, and spiders aggro infinite range.
ever seen 20 spiders take 2 cooperaters and a host at once?
I watched with my monocle from afar.
easiest insight I ever made
I hate Yharnam.. i want to move away somewhere nice and quiet maybe in the woods or something.
Since i moved here every night my faggot neighbors have a rave on the streets burning stuff animals and drinking that weird shootdrink called Bloodvile, it tastes like Iron. And whats even worst the next day everything is colored red and the people pretend like nothing happened the night, i know that nice couple with two children who always go out on these raves while leaving their kids alone. Why would you do this? (The older Daughter is hot btw) And sometimes that weird church people come over and ask me weird shit about my blood and which doctor im visiting (Iosefka obviously since her new Assistent that white haired chick is hot and she stares at me every time i go there). Whats up with these peoples fetish for blood here? And why is almost everyone able to look in 2 directions at the same time?
Im gonna visit my buddy Micolash to get high with these weird Cagehelmets, the last time we're imagining running around in some fucked up castle hunting that faggot Patches who turned intro a spider. This time we're gonna get that fucker he still owns me money.
Even if you revive her she's left to sit on a throne alone with a mask forced upon her face for all eternity.
The executioners won, baby. Vilebloods got BTFO like bitches.
>implying I revived that crusty bitch
By getting help, and because twinking
I found it really easy to get enough echoes to level up to 100+ with literally no problems, but for some reason there is this stigma with going above 60
I mean, I can see how you can beat the game at level 60, but this is the only Souls game were people put the so called "shitter barrier" at so low a level.
probably a build dumped purely into 2 stats, like STR and hp.
Then a weapon that cheeses everything.
I know lvl 50 clear is easy enough to do, cutting 25 points off a build like that would probably be just sacrificing health and END
nah, I pvp at level 90 in DaS and BB,
lvl 50 in DeS.
dont ask about das2.
90 is where its at for equal opportunity to meet fresh coopers, and experienced pvp-ers.
best of both worlds, anon.
I was talking about just completing the game at aprox level 28 without meaning to do so, as if on a first playtrough. At least thats what the first post made it sound like at least.
Of course you can easily complete it at low levels, I've done NG+6 LVL4 myself, but I didn't really understand what he meant in that post
>35+% of people who own the game have not even left Central Yharnam
What a fucking travesty
>people actually believe the hunter
>people actually go to the chapel
fucking faggots, the hunter just wants to kill you
I'm going to the clinic, where the hot doctor will take care of me.
You miss the reviewers complaining they couldnt review the game because it was too hard? Its these peoples jobs to play games, and they cant play games. The game wasnt even that hard, in all seriousness, I really want to watch the people who say these games are hard, and see how what the fuck they are doing to make it so.
the "dreamtime" stock photo logo over the helmet REALLY makes it perfect!
oh my god
this is the oc i needed to motivate me
I find it impossible that someone would be able to complete the game at level 28 while still dying so much that they needed to spend all their souls on vials.
Fucking hell, the world itself has so many drops its ridiculous to think like that
heavy armor felt slow?
dump it till you spec more END.
the character movement feels much faster at higher levels of END, and if youre a ninjaflipper, you are in full sanic mode. even makes your rolling R1s come out massively fast
>heavy armor felt slow?
the whole damn game feels too slow i even tried running around naked and it still felt like i was walking through mud. I honestly have better shit to do than be fucked with playing that game again.
see, they spend all their souls on vials to not die, and REMEMBER THIS
you cant be PVP invaded if you are UNDER level 30.
so all the fuckwads stay at low sl because theyre afraid of the big bad invaders at mergos loft.
Ironically, they might end up being massively more skilled at dodging and parrying as a result of staying low lvl, even more so than average invaders. FEAR motivates the skill necessary to proceed.
kek what SL were you? Your weapon has weight too.
also, you dont know speed until you equip a ninjaroll ring.
makes DaS2 look like pussy shit, and its on equal footing with BBs dashing.
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>kek what SL were you?
don't know and don't care this was a couple years ago i haven't played since.
I almost avoided bloodborne entirely thinking it would be more of the same bullshit. the only reason i even ended up buying it was because i went to gamestop looking for disgaea 5 and they were sold out so i got bloodborne instead. Imagine my surprise when i found out that it wasn't completely unplayable and was actually pretty fun.
My real-life buddy bought Bloodborne day one and didn't get past Gascoigne.
He had never played a Souls game and had no clue what he was getting into.
Yeah that was embarrassing to watch, he was complaining on Twitter about how unfair it was that he had to run all the way through the level each time he died and people had to tell him step-by-step how to open the shortcut (which I'm pretty sure he also critised as bad design).
I don't get how you can't find it, there's 4 entrances to that section of Central Yharnam.
> Rolling through the barrels, easily missable, but surely you'd notice something after running past it 10+ times.
> Going over the bridge down the stairs instead of through the werewolves, then down the sewer. Again easily missable due to barrels, but it's baffling he didn't go down there and have a look.
> Rolling off the bridge into some rubble. Missing this is unforgivable, there's literally an item there which guides you down and since it's a one-way path searching for the way back forces you to find the shortcut.
> Going into the house from the top. This is 100% unforgivable that he didn't find it. An enemy runs out of the path so you'd have to be blind not to see it, and immeasurably dumb not to explore it after getting your ass kicked by the Boss dozens of times.
Still not as bad as a
youtube playthroughI saw where he found the shortcut, opened it, but still went the long way every time.
It was probably a shortcut that got "phased out" later in the game's development when they decided to bottleneck the player through Gascoigne's area and gave the Oedon Chapel more connections.
Plus, it just adds a bit to the game to hear that lore about how the Church cut itself off from Yharnam and you can see the physical ramifications of it.
As regular as a society that imbibes blood for alcohol and has a church that prays to celestial sea slugs can be. Oh, and is sitting atop the burnt crater of a plague slum.
Yharnam is fucked
While someone comes up with the answer to this, who is Oedon? I know he's intangible, and gets whores pregnant on a whim, but why is there a tomb for him?
He wasn't mentioned at all in anything I found, so how to people know about him?
Mensis was one of the splinter schools of thought as to the nature of the Gods, as a splinter from the College of Bergenworth and the Church. They believed they could create their own gods [the One Reborn] through communing with the Nightmare, though they lacked the resolve or technique Hunters used. They trapped themselves in the Nightmare along with the conduits they had kidnapped and transferred to the hidden city and the Gaol.
Mergo was the daughter of the Pthumerian Queen, leader of an ancient civilization that stood where Yharnam now stands. Mergo was one of the first "Kin of the Cosmos" children of the Gods, and as protected by the Wet Nurse, itself a God, until it was ready to mature. However, it only exists as a memory trapped in the Nightmare because the Pthumerians have died and gone.
The whole point of Oedon is that we don't know shit, he's just pervasive.
those church fuckers promised to solve the vilebloods problem!
we, common folk suffer, when those assholes simply drink blood and fiddle celestial larvae.
i say, burn those fuckers! BURN!!!
This fucking game man
>always take like 30-50 attempts to beat ludwig
>finally make a agi/blt build to use the edgeblade chikage
>start losing to easy guys like micolash and Iosefka
>beat ludwig in my second try
and i still didnt get the chikage...raitter is getting too much fun
Wolf build has the highest theoretical damage of any build in the game 2bh.
>that one mandatory Loran chalice where two witches and their summons aggro on you from that floor's lamp
not sure why, but i really do love this one.
The kin are beings beyond comprehension. This was something of a thing in Lovecraft stuff at least, they were simply invisible because they were beyond human comprehension, you couldnt physically see them because you couldnt process their form and being as physical information, as you progress in BB you gain insight however, and are able to comprehend them as you progress, remember how after killing Rom-the only other being to gain true insight-you are then able to see the amygdala throughout the world? And using the umbilical cords-physical objects that allow you to put a form to the beasts-allows you to actually see the moon presence?
"We need more eyes on the inside" and "grant us eyes" the game keeps saying, its the idea of understanding that there is something else out there we dont understand and can see, its not about physically attaching actual eyes to yourself, but trying to find it in yourself to become knowledgeable of the unknown.
All speculation of course.
pretty much this.
you need to learn how to do a proper parry, even more when he goes beast mode.
or spam molotovs.
>its not about physically attaching actual eyes to yourself
Actually, there's a lot of implications that gaining Insight literally does cause you to mutate and become some kind of monstrous eyeball monster. Umbilical Cords have eyes all over them, for example, and the Brain of Mensis does more damage based on your Insight level because it locks more of its eyes with you. So while the philosophical implications of Insight certainly stand, there's also a good dose of body horror.
Of course the Hunters don't see that themselves because the eyes are on the inside, that or because they're figments of imagination bound to a Nightmare.
i wondered why Mergo is almost unpresent in the game. now makes me wonder what would happen if Mensis did finish the ritual.
I would love soo much for a annalise boss fight if you resurrected her...she realize that dyng and being resurrected in Rom altar gives her part of old ones power and attacks you as a vileblood godess or something like that
cmon from you guys gives a almost full castlevania experience in cainhust just complete with a drac boss fight!
What I want to know, is what was the exact effect? Why did it cause some people to be those weird torch statues, and other people to be merged into the buildings? Was the effect slow enough for them to see it but fast enough so that all they managed to do was attempt to run away? Did it immediately kill Micolash and his students? I know that the ritual pulled them into the nightmare, but did they know?
considering micolash thought he was going to wake up and forget everything he must have believed things were at least decent in the waking world, plus it kind of looked like those other cage heads mummified over time
The One Reborn would have ascended to actual Godhood and probably went fucking Godzilla on Yharnam, destroying it and burying beneath the earth the same way the Pthumerians vanished long ago.
At least, that's what I assume the School was trying to do. It seems unlikely they could actually mature Mergo itself, but perhaps find some means of maturing The One Reborn if they could only have gotten close enough to the Wet Nurse. Or perhaps the Brain of Mensis was doing the thinking for them? Though, to me, the Brain is what's keeping the nightmare itself alive - it's certainly not Micolash.
because Fake Iosefka is a Healing Church [or ex-Church] scientist/alchemist/whatever you want to call her and probably used the real Iosefka's bottled up Blood to perform self-surgery.
I think Micolash and the others purposefully took themselves into the nightmare, along with the human conduits they kidnapped to serve as fodder for The One Reborn, but just failed to pull themselves back out in time to prevent starvation and death. Or, perhaps, they knew they were going to suicide. We'll never know. As for the odd statues and architecture, we see the same thing in Old Yharnam and I think those are just meant to be fucked up decorations, I don't think the people were turned into living statues Pompeii-style.
>Annaliese boss fight
>statues form into a maze or turn into mobs for you to fight
>If you have high bloodtinge she could turn that against you, or if you gave her too many blood dregs she'll have a third phase in the fight where she gives birth to a Child of Blood, which would be a blood version of yourself (sounds lame, but c'mon)
>she summons a Vileblood to play the piano while you fight (which will be her main theme), but if you manage to kill him it turns into this nightmare, fucked up version
>she drops her helmet as loot
Considering Micolash and his students were all mummified corpses, it must have happened a long time ago
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE LIVING IN YHARNAM
Hahaha you fucking degenerates. The whole country's laughing at you and your idiotic fucking heathen religion, crime and pest control problems.
God willing, the Queen will send in some Regulars to haul your sorry asses off to the colonies with the rest of the empires failures. That day can't come soon enough
I looked up a bl4 fight of the MP, and I was amazed at how many cool attacks it had in its 2nd form. I always kill it too fast to see any of them. They really should have given it more hp
even though this crow girl keeps telling to not get in her way, lets pester her, till the end!
I'll just use shields to block everything!
Which armor has the highest poise?
Ahhhh, when does that manikin lady give me an estus flask?
Hold on, which stat is int and faith?
Where the fuck is my curse weapon spell?
hah! moonlight holy blade is for pure dex/int faggots! git gud!
>Yharnamites ACTUALLY claim that members of their city have superpowers
I don't believe for a single second that these so-called """"""""""hunters""""""""""" exist. Reviving after death and healing wounds from spilled blood? Don't insult my intelligence.
If they actually exist, where's the proof? You HAVE proof right?
Can someone please tell me what the Mensis ritual even was? I hear people saying it was Mensis entering the nightmare, but you read a note saying to stop the Mensis ritual, even though it looks as if they moved into the nightmare quite a while ago since everyone's mummified, including Micolash himself in Yahar'gul.
So... what is it you're stopping?
Yeah. Lovecraft wrote a fantasy story and there's a lot of allusions to it in Bloodborne. There's some references to his other Dream Cycle stuff too, more specific that just general Lovecraft stuff.
Micolash and Co are praying to Kos, begging begging for eyes. They are using Mergo to grab it's attention. They attract the MP by mistake, and the MP drops the moon. Doing so nukes Yharnam with beasthood, and so after you uncover the ritual, you need to halt it to get the MP to relent and thus save the town
Why would you suppose that the two women would react the same way, when Arianna carries (uniquely) the old pthumerian blood of cainhurst, while Iosefka didnt?
Ariannas sturdier blood protected her, but Iosefka started tripping balls from the 9999 insight that such an eldritch pregnancy would carry
Cord of the Eye is used in many rituals regarding Great Ones.
Willem used it to ascend Rom and Micolash used it to contact Mergo.
Imposter Iosekfa uses it in the same manner as Willem did. She specifically mentions the eyes on the inside of her brain writhing as begins her ascension.
This is also evidenced by her Cord's description specifically focusing on Willem and his experiments.
>If she had used the cord to ascend, she wouldn't have it anymore
That might be true of the player, but isn't true of the game.
Iosefka's cord is quite clearly the same cord Willem used to ascend Rom, which sets precedence for the cord being reusable.
Besides, who's to say we don't slit open her belly and rip it out?
If that were the case, than the Mensis Brain (which is lined with eyes) should drop a cord, in fact it would be nothing but a gigantic cord, but it doesn't drop one.
IMO she got preggers and the insight gained from the ordeal was enough to trigger the stirrings of ascension for herself
I don't believe so, they must've gotten lazy.
Fuck chalice Rom though. fuck that tiny room too. theres so many fucking spiders everywhere that by the end of the fight it feels like 80% of the floor is just spider. at least the lake had so room..
Except for the fact that we literally find the cord Mensis uses to contact Mergo, thus the game literally states that cords can be reused.
And again, Iosefka's cord talks specifically of Willem and it's usage for ascension, also note the mention of "eyes on the inside" like Iosefka claims to experience.
If anyone needs to stop, it's you pal.
I've had so many hosts die to the spiders when im co opping.
rom really gets crazy summoning them when his health dips fast.
wish people would just keep mobile and realize spiders cant hit moving targets, and none of roms attacks work in that arena.
the Mensis never ate their cord, you idiot. None of their people ever ascended, that's what their entire ritual was for, and why they were begging Kos for eyes. You can touch and handle cords without destroying them, they're just objects. It's consuming them for eyes on the inside that destroys them.
Your entire theory hinges on "LOL LET'S JUST IGNORE WHAT HAPPENS IN-GAME AND ASSERT THAT MY OWN HEADCANON TRUMPS IN-GAME EVIDENCE" while providing almost nothing to back it up.
>b-but muh description
literally DOESN'T imply that Willem used the Cord. It states that Willem sought the Cords, not "Willem used this exact cord to ascend, then passed it on to his peers who used it in turn :^)"
Your theory is 0/10 Vaati trash, and you need to stop posting
What do you think about my grandma?
>MFW the villagers were right when they said it was all a fucking curse
faggot at the window by the central yharnam lantern. you probably didn't catch the sneaky fucker, he's worth talking too. gives you a flamesprayer after you kill father gassy, if I'm remembering right. then he turns into a beast after you kill rom I think.
I'm amazed how much trouble people have with the BSB. It's honestly a very simple fight if you dodge around its left side and strike from behind, the poison can be easily counteracted if it sticks.
Molotovs aren't much use beyond that. Only worthwhile tips now are, distract the bloodborne beast with blood cocktails, and use numbing mist on the dogbitch when she gets semi-low so she does not heal.
>make Ailing Loran and Lower Loran chalices for the first time
>oh boy time for some of those gems I've been hearing about so much!
>get 9001 elemental waning gems
>not a single radial or triangle gem
>nothing that I can use for my weapons
did I do something wrong?
here's something I just finished drawing
>People waifu Vicar Amalia
Figures, typical Yharnam fags
Gain some insight and sexualize the proper waifu
Is there anyway to grind for insight? i kind of want to use the insight store but i'm scared i might need what little i have to call for a help later in the game. Also if i spend all my insight can i not level up until i get more?
I want to make contact with Ebrietas!
>every great one loses a child. All of them experience Loss.
Ah LOL, or some say Loss
You can level up, the doll will just not be awake.
There are a few ways, one is chalice dungeons, every boss...and floor? Is a point. You can also do co-op, same deal, when you help someone beat a boss you get insight.
y'know the small resonant bell? iirc it's like 1 insight to buy at the store. You can ring it outside of boss rooms to help fellow hunters, and if you kill the boss, then you get one insight. thats how i farm insight
thanks, here's one I did a while back
I just don't understand the point.
the gems that I got from the Mensis and Fishing Hamlet blow all these out of the water, and /v/ is telling me that I won't find anything even remotely competitive until depth 5 root dungeons. that's also apparently where I get all the cool runes and optional weapons as well. what the fuck is even the point of depths 1-4? just to waste my time?
they don't even drop any appropriate non-gem loot as well
>lower pthumeru and lower hintertomb chalices drop twin shards and all bosses drop less than 20k echoes
>get tier 3 gems that have less than 15% physical damage boost
were the devs expecting me to run these chalices at BL 50 or something (which would be tedious as fuck), because this has been retarded so far
>killed Valtr and Madara by taking the elevator in the Forbidden Woods
This game is too easy.
>it is CANON that the Choir and the hunters knew about parallel worlds, by their usage of the bells
how much cross-world communication do you think they had?
I'm just imagining a Council of Ricks type deal where various choir scholars compare notes across all their parallel world research routes
I think that what they wanted people to do but vastly overestimated the appeal of the Chalice Dungeons.
However once you unlock the CRF dungeons you'll start getting 100k echoes by the second room
I can just summon the Old Hunters to help me, there is no point in doing online co-op any more.
I've tried using the resonant bell in Byrgenwerth and in the Forbidden Woods but I never got summoned so I decided just to kill him as I wouldn't be able to collect vermin anyways.
I just wanted his helmet.
I don't do it for fun, I'm doing my duty as a Hunter to keep the good people of Yharnam safe from monsters like him. the Church and the Mensis are next, followed by the Hunters in the Nightmare and the remnants of old Pthumeru. All shall be purged, so the city's Nightmare may end
guys I found this rune in iosefka's clinic, anyone know what it means?
>mfw accidentally killed the doll today
This was the exact same way I fucked up my first Demon's Souls playthough. Put down the controller and the stupid Dual Shock trigger went off, stabbing Stockpile Thomas in the face. Had to go through the whole game with no access to my stash and every time I went to the next, that faggot would chase me around shoving his fist up my ass.
Thank god killing the doll does nothing though. You can kneel down and level up over her corpse which is pretty funny though. Then when you go back to the dream, a brand new doll is there. It even has to introduce itself all over again.
I just like the helmet
How does Chalice Dungeon co-op work? I didn't even know you could co-op in the Chalices.
I don't have the DLC senpai.
>Those first hunters with the Boom Hammer and Beast Cutter
What an awesome way to introduce common enemies
stand by the first tombstone at the bottom of the hill with all the chalice gravestones.
it will give you an option to search for co-op dungeons.
you can only co op join ones youve cleared before, but there are a lot of dungeons you can clear under 5 minutes.
People ring bells A LOT. if someone pops an old hunter bell in dungeon you are there
if someone uses their bell with one of the dozens of insight the dungeon gives you, you are there.
its easy now they fixed the connectivity behind it all
The twist on hunters and beasts the whole dlc is incredibly awesome. You spend the whole game fighting creatures bigger than you and then there's these same kinds of enemies just scared shitless of you and being torn apart by people like you.
I did it BL 93-94.
Hardest bosses, by # of deaths:
FUCKING CROWSTEEL (at least a dozen)
all others I did in one try. Did Gehrman + MP in one go without warping out for a vial refill, which was uber-satisfying.
/blog, my apologies
in order of deaths, for me
I literally died to nothing else.
not even micolash, because I dodged through his arcane
Im surprised you had issue with Crowsteel, considering how easy he is compared to maria.
you can literally stunlock him.
the only other things I might have ever died to multiple times are the spider summoners in the chalice dungeons, but thats bs for everyone.
/v/, I just got this game the other week, and I have a question:
what the FUCK is going on with the NPC hunter in the Grand Cathedral? Apparently the crow lady wants him dead, but he's fucking bullshit
>infinite bullets and casts of old hunter's bone
>at least 3000 hp, + HEALS
>sword does 9999 damage
>gun does 9999999 megidolaon damage
>whenever I try and parry him, he pulls his gun out and does literally nothing but spam it forever nonstop (thanks to his infinite shots :^) )