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>American server
>Laughter and banter

>European server
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>yanks
>banter
nah fuck off
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>sound cock sucking
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>>324454516
>european server
>80 different languages starts playing
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>>324454620
>banter about minorities on yank server
>people get buttfrustrated and can't handle it
>banter about minorities on british facebook
>get arrested
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>banter
You mean the word used exclusively by the Australians & English?
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>>324454620
>youtube comments
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>>324454516
Scottish person here, which also makes me a brit. l2geography burgerbros.

But OP is right

Its purely down to the language barrier though, even EU's who speak good english dont understand good banter.

Americans though just call each other fags all day long.
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>American Server
>Rage in Mexican and Negro Noots

>EU Server
>Rage in Arabic
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>>324454620
The idea that Americans can handle banter is a faggoty passive aggressive meme by britcucks, because that's all they have when faced with superiority

they did it before, when Napoleon was BTFOing yurop
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>>324455319
Napoleon lost, but nice try
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>>324454756
>banter about minorities on Australian server
>"haha yeah fuck too right mate"
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>>324455709
You forgot to put cunt in there somewhere.
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>caring about euroniggers
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>>324454516
The banter turns into reality and you hear screams of little girls being raped by Muslims in the background.
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>>324454516
>European server
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
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>>324454516
North American server
>great banter between Canada and America
>good teamwork

European Server
>Islamic Nasheeds with whiny Brit in the background
>horrible teamwork
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>>324456220
The Yuros had it coming for starting all 2 world wars
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>>324454516
>Yank dishes out banter about yurop
>They take it with a polite chuckle or even continue on making jokes at their own expense
>The opposite happens
>Yank gets mad and starts spouting words like "freedom" and "lend-lease".
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>>324456503
It was America who created ISIS though. They fucking crave for american blood, the EU it's just a warm up.
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>>324454516
>American server
>Playing on insurgents side
>Kill an american
>RP Spit on him
>Get banned
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>cs go US
>get fucked by own team full of a group of mexicans
>start killing me every round taking turns
>take a beaner's awp
>starts screaming in mexicano
>knifes me and gets kicked
>other beanerbags become increasingly aggressive
>teamkicked on last round

why?
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>Yuropoor server
>Chat is filled with terms nobidy on earth has ever heard of
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>>324457107
lol get shrekt gringo!
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Because Americans don't understand that unless you have pertinent, relevant information to relay about the game at hand, you shut the fuck up.
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>>324457297
>there are real human beans who still use the Shrek meme unironically

It really triggers my autism
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>>324456802
ISIS is the result of two thousand years of bad decisions in the region. The US could have done fuckall and the outcome would have been largely the same.

Really though, I'm impressed my countrymen ever though you could fix that region. Sure, killing a guy who used nerve gas on innocents was a good idea. But he was just going to get replaced with some other shitbag eventually.
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>>324457525
>two thousand years

I didn't realize Sykes-Picot was that old, anon.
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>>324457142
>The Battle of Gridlington
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>>324457142
>america=soccer
>rest of the world= football
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>>324457512
Here have a (you) kind gringo
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>>324457953
Here's your (You)
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>American "banter"
>HAHA FCUKING YUROMUSLIM WE COULD INVADE YOU WHENEVER WE WANT
>shout Allahu Ackbar at the end of the round as if its the pinnacle of comedy
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>>324454516
>European server
>everyone is talking in what sounds like Arabic
>a loud bell bong wav tears through my headphones
>everyone immediately stops what they're doing, even if they're mid fight
>arrow appears on my HUD, this is a team deathmatch so I have no idea what it's referring to
>everyone turns in that direction, crouches, stares straight at the ground
>eventually someone notices I haven't joined in and they all start shouting in the mic
>no idea what they're saying, point out that this is an english server
>slayed and banned for racism
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>>324456779
>yank dishes out banter about yurop
>yurop can't handle it and calls the thought police
FTFY
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>American server
>People call Aluminium "Aluminum"
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>>324457953
>English coin the term soccer
>Americans use it
>HAA HOY YA DUM YANKS IT CALLED FUTBOL YA BLOODY COX
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>>324457953
bait 2 strong
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Amerifats are too social for my taste. I'm not used to have so many people talk on mic all the time. I prefer my socially autistic chill Euro bros who will only occasionally type something in the chat when it's necessary.
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>>324457142
The ones that rustle me most are cookies. They call biscuits to cookies and cookies to biscuits.

Just makes me want to slap a britbong in the face.
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>>324457982
Merci, mon ami
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>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
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We all agree nips to be to the worst of them all, right? Fucking faggots can't work as a team worth a damn, rage quit left and right, and fucking bitch and whine when nobody helps them
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>>324458154
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>Euro server
>Server has built in break times for routine semen ration eating sessions
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>>324454516
>American server
>Laughter and banter

>European server
>Drunken Laughter and banter
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>>324458527
That was incredibly accurate.
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>>324458347

>European server
>People call Swords "Swords"
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>>324458534
>Chinese and Nips on my team
>Chat is now flame war of engrish
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>>324458534
Nips? The only multiplayer shit they play are fighting games, you nigger.
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>>324458652
Well what the fuck are you supposed to call it?
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>>324458527
That's actually pretty true
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>>324457525
Nah, I'm pretty sure you can blame ISIS' rise on Obongo giving weapons to Syrian "rebels" so he could set up another puppet government there.
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>>324458347
That's how you say it motherfucker.
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>american GTAO
>nothing but black people
its pretty funny sometimes though
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How do even get people from different continent on your team? Why would you go to a server located on different continent? Anything with more than 30-50 ms lag is literally unplayable.
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>European server
>sounds like it's from a parallel universe
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>>324458713
Sounds like you need to play more games
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>>324457142
we should all start calling mailmen postlords imo
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>>324458527
Fuck you that's really fucking accurate.
british documentaries>American sensationalist documentaries. Any links to some cool British documentaries? Can be anything
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>>324458716
silent w
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>>324459016
Terrible matchmaking systems.
See: CS:GO
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>Be Britfag
>Spend most of my time online making fun of frogs and nazis because they're perpetually angry at things
>Visit America
>Internet is full of angry children to make fun of
The world is great
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>>324459227
That's bullshit, it's pronounce sword and you know it
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>go on american server
>sounds of schools getting shot up in the background
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>australian server
>laughter and banter

>north american server
>DUDE WEED LMAO
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LA server
>XDDDD
>putoooos!
>butchered memes
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Reminder Aussies are the best shitposters/have the best bantz, followed by actual FOB asians, ooga booga nignogs, canada, and finally the US.
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>>324455570
To Americans losing a war means winning it anon
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>>324456091
To be fair, the European guy is neither a hamburger or a school they'd like to shoot up, which is basically all Americans can think about.

Oh, and dying for Israel.
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>>324459356
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>>324459160
fuck your Britsharia shit here's a REAL documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ssbgJ3D6cw
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>>324458534
If you've ever played Dark Souls those guys were heroes. Almost everywhere else, they're the guys that's causing all the lag and not synching with the team.

Unless they're on an all Jap team, in which case you have a great chance to get fucked.
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>>324458903
Yeah, if you're a fat piece of shit who got so hungry he ate an entire fucking syllable.
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>>324458527
That's uncannily accurate but still
>being elitist about fucking documentaries
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>American server
>TE AMO MY LITTLE PONY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>YO SOY MEXICANO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>AMERICANOS GORDOS JAJAJAJAJAJA

>European server
>eд мыa вэpйтюж тpaктaтoз кoнжыквyюнтюp))))))
>cyka)))))))
>kurwa)))))))
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>>324457142
Post code is a far more sensible name than zip code anyway
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>>324459373
>go on European server
>sounds of women and children being raped and killed in the background with the occasional allahu akbar
T-thanks merkel.
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>>324457142
do brits really call mailmen postlords?
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>>324455082
>implying muslims play games
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>>324459912
>go on US server
>sounds of women and children being raped and killed in the background with the occasional WE WUZ KANGS

Europe and the US are as bad as each other.
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>>324459912
what? couldn't hear you over your most recent college bloodbaths. Thanks second amendment!
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>>324458207
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>>324454620

>yanks
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>>324460045
bullshit
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>>324460034
I know it's a joke and shitty bait, but go fuck yourself
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>>324454620
>Yeah well it's my right as an Australian to tell you to get fucked mate.

You Aussies are the best neighbor a country could ask for.
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>>324457953
america and most of the world drive on the right
britland drives on the left so what
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>>324460147
Wow, you're touchy.

Lose a sibling in a school shooting or something?
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>>324460045
I'm pretty sure they're just fucking around, British police shitpost on social networks and it's beautiful
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>>324460045
>you will never be back in elementary school at skating parties flinging these things all around with your friends and sticking them on everyone and everything
>you will never fling it at the girl you wanted to couples skate with then run off while her friends all giggled and talked about you and then 30 minutes later her friend will come up to you and ask if you want to couples skate with her
>that will never blossom into a beautiful 3 week 4th grade relationship that you thought was awesome because you got to hold hands on the walk home

why even live
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>>324459658
Fuck you nigger
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>>324460026
Yeah because nignogs definitely form organized rape squads across an entire continent all on the same night right?

>>324460034
I'm Canadian pal. Enjoy being literally raped and killed by Ahmed and friends. Not even meming.
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>>324459065
Like what? MMOs? Because those are the only two multiplayer genres relevant in Japan.

How are you even playing with Japs anyway? They probably wouldn't play on anything but their own servers.
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>>324460045
what are these called?
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>>324460403
Just to suffer.
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>>324459581
>dying for Israel

M A X K E K
A
X
K
E
K
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Things that never happened: the thread
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>>324459769
You europeeons are fucking insane:
a·lu·mi·num
əˈlo͞omənəm/
That's how you spell is and that's how you say it.
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>Malaysian server
>Sounds of the ocean
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>>324460147
Cry more faggot
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>>324454620
>triggered euro cherrypicks youtube comments out of desperation
wew lad
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>>324454516
>australian server
>laughter and banter
>american server
>a screeching kid, several dude weeds lmao and one or two autists who get offended at any joke
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>any server not on your home country
>100+ ping and multiple time outs

lets get real here
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>>324454620
>yanks
This is bait, most euros Ive ever met say americans. This is bait and youre all faggots for falling for it.
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>>324460790
>A LU MU NOM

>THAT SPELLS MOON!

Maybe try using a dictionary that puts the u in colour, faggot.
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>>324459604
>>324459356
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>>324461020
>Australian server
>Emus screeching
>The sound of an entire country losing its dignity
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Why is it....European users...always....use...so many...ellipses...when they...type.
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>>324460790
>Name, symbol aluminium, Al
>Alternative name aluminum (US)

>Named by Humphry Davy (1807)

>Sir Humphry Davy, 1st Baronet PRS MRIA FGS (17 December 1778 – 29 May 1829) was a Cornish chemist and inventor.

>Cornish people or Cornish (Cornish: Kernowyon) are an ethnic group associated with Cornwall, in the south west of Great Britain, administered as part of England, and a recognised national minority in the United Kingdom.

The guy who named it wasn't an american and he named it Aluminium.

Get fucked.
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>>324460493
>canadian

I think you mean mini American in mini America.
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>join a yuropoor server
>get mad fucking headshots all game cause I'm a laggy motherfucker
god bless America
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>>324461243
delete this
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>>324461174
Australians call you yanks. And seppos.
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>>324461020
> australian server
> 'tony abott is a lizard cunt'
> american joins
> who is tony A-Bot
>SHUTTHEFUXKUPAMERICANFAGGOBACKTOYOUEOWNCOUNTRYCUNT

in all seriousness though,aussies are a bunch of random cunts. And we love it.
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>>324457107
They're showing you their true colors, just like Trump described.
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>>324457142
>postlord
>post code
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>>324457512
that's because us beans are retarded, i can confirm we are still using 2004 memes as if we just discovered them
>>324460590
>hearing music
>that gif syncs perfectly with any song i'm hearing
kek
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>join a EU server
>make friends with an Israeli guy and make fun of brits for an hour while killing shit
>an Aussie joins in
>then a Russian
>eventually have a multinational team just laying the banter down on the brits

I like foreigners.
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>>324461940
Si Paquito now go mow some lawn you goddam bean!
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>>324461268
>guy who named it changed it to aluminum before going back to aluminium because it sounded "classical"
>stays as aluminum in America because of it's preference over the "classical" sounding version

In America we do the fucking.
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>>324454516
>join any country specific server
>everyone's talking, laughing

???
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>>324461225
>needing colors to read

Forgot your helmet, huh.
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>>324462243
u wot m8
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>>324458527
I'm sick of the History and Discovery channel showing nothing but 24/7 garbage nowadays. It's always gotta be some flashy and loud garbage about aliens or some shit. Where can I find some good comfy documentaries akin to Alone in the Wilderness?
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>>324457142
>the battle of gridlington
>rupert's fingers
>salty harrumph

holy fucking shit top kek
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>>324461243
>Emu War
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>>324461243
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>>324457142

>RUPERTS FUCKING FINGERS

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
HOW DOES THAT EVEN SOUND LIKE A FOOD?!
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>>324454516
>European server
>Laughter and literate banter.
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>>324461268
>cornish

is not a nationality/ethnicity

jesus christ
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>>324461292
I wish. Maybe then we wouldn't have voted in a drama teacher whose sole platforms were "dude weed" and "it's 2015".
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>Britbongs are so bad at fighting wars that they let America happen
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>>324457709
Alexander the Great and the Successor Kingdoms are ultimately at fault, but I would feel autistic if I put the date.
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>>324464098
Well kinda. It wouldn't surprise me, they eat "Bangers and Mash"
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>>324461297
hello?
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>American server
>mexican rap playing through mic

>European server
>Blanda uup and nasheeds play through mic
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>>324457142
>salty harrumph
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>>324461174
I'm Australian you fucking spasticated cunt
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>>324454516
>game has no chat options whatsoever
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>>324454516
>European server
>ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>324458527
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
I can hear this in my head in the exact way it would sound. I'm not convinced you didn't take this directly from Animal Planet.
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>>324458080
Cmon anon, just let the love of Allah spill through your lungs like golden nectar
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>>324459508
New LA Server
>I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>I CAN'T SEE YOU
>WOO HOO HOO
>UH YEAH
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>>324461268
>The guy who named it wasn't an american and he named it Aluminium.
Actually, he named it "Alumium".

It was changed from Alumium to Aluminum. And then people got butthurt about how it didn't end in "ium" so they changed it from Alumium to Aluminum to Aluminium.

Aluminum existed before Aluminium.
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>>324457107
Why did you expect anything else from that game.

Play insurgency/squad, it's for white people.
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>play on European server
>it's just Muslims
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>>324460493
>Canadian

Don't worry, TruDEAUD WEED LMAO will bring you rape squads of your own soon enough.
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>>324458847
>>324457525
>>324456802
>>324456503
>implying that the cia didn't help fund ISIS so that they could easily grow
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>>324461243
We won that war

Thousands of Emu casualties and no Australians lost
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>>324459160
Enjoy, "Markets of Britain"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g
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>>324464450
>TFW Trudeau got elected

How could my country fuck up so badly?
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>>324464878
>Australia server
>"fact: filipinos are the most powerful race on earth"
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>>324463292

>Grew up loving documentary channels, fondly remember African Savanna, Egypt and Dinosaur ones in particular
>Documentary channels these days
>HEY WANNA SEE HOW THESE FAT REDNECKS BUY AND SELL ANCIENT JUNK?
>SURELY YOU STILL WANT MORE, HERE HAVE THE SAME BUT IN ANOTHER STATE
>OH SHIT, WHAT'S THIS? A GROUP OF FUCKING BADASSES PRESENT THEMSELVES WITH BADASS MUSIC AND CROSSING THEIR ARMS BEFORE SHOWING YOU THE HIGH OCTANE DAYS OF REPAIRING MOTORCYCLES?
>IIIIIIIIIIICE
>MUTHA
>FUCKINNNNN'
>TRRRRRRRUUUUCKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS
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>>324466158
It's officially been named aluminum since the 1950's, recognized by both American and British scientific organizations. Britbongs just get shitter shattered about it because they're fuckheads who can't learn to pronounce things properly so they claim they're right and you're wrong because you're a dumb American.
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> No one besides Canada understands the difference between US West, US Central, and US East servers
> no one besides Australians appreciate late night US West

US West past 9 is like the cops showed up in riot gear and told everyone they're looking for a young black male suspect. Streets are empty and silent except for those four white guys giggling because the cops just nod in their direction.
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>>324458527
Alright no one ever said Americans do nature documentaries better
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>join LA server
>teammate fucks up
>tell him he fucked up
>yells in Chinese
>suddenly Korean starts yelling at Chink
>Japan is mad too
>server is nust 9 different languages yelling at each other
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>>324466765
Fun fact, us Filipinos actually mooch off of LA really
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>>324467032

>Cacophony of different languages insulting each other
>Muffled HUEHUEHUEHUE in the background
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>>324454516
Cyka Cyka cyka
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>>324466718
The supreme hairman will save us all! Glory to weedman!
It's 2016
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>American server
>white boys asking white boys why they did something and exchanging excuses
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>>324466938
Americans make more amusing war documentaries though. The Brits just want you to feel bad for an hour, talk about how terrible and dreadful everything was, then proclaim England is the greatest ever in a snide attempt at being subtle but they play some bleak mourning music even when they're being patriotic.

Fucking Americans though. War documentaries from America are great. They'll even do non-American wars and make it sound like the greatest, wildest, most horrific thing yet kind of funny at the same time.

"NINJAS! They were the Navy SEALS of their day. During the warring states era, known as the sengoku period, they were the elite assassins and spies sought out and dealt with in silence. Ninja clans were everywhere hidden in plain sight and scattered throughout the night. And this. Is. How. They..... operated. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DUH DA DUN CLACK."
>>
What's going on in this thread
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Jesus christ it's like I'm literally on /int/
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>>324467475
>>324467627
Like fucking clockwork.
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>>324457142
>Battle of Gridlington
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You know what was a great documentary?

Earth.
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>>324467789
I require proofs
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>>324461174
>ameritard thinks australia is in europe
Wew lad
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>>324467475
That ninja show sounds fucking rad, I wanna watch that.
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>join american server
>14 year olds yelling memes at each other and swearing
Never again.
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>>324460045
Another case of Americans failing to understand what banter is.
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>>324457142
>eggplant
PUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING ON THAT YOU SHITLORD.
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>>324466576
>we won that war

no you didn't
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>>324467627
We played it smart. As a result? World fucking domination. Winners write the history books.
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>>324464450
>Makes his cabinet 50% male 50% female
>His only reason for this is because IT'S 2015 COME ON GUYS!
Poor Canada.
You can come here if you want.
And then be deported once Trump gets elected
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>join American server
>deafening clapping and screaming

>join British server
>banned for not giving a trigger warning before attacking

>join Australian server
>finish connecting a month later
>server shutting down: bandwidth cap reached
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>>324454516
the problem is I don't speak russian
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>>324466576
>we won though

No, it was a decisive Emu victory
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>>324468769
>World fucking domination
That is due to underutilized (by natives) natural resources and trade routes in both the Pacific and Atlantic ocean simultaneously.
Dropping the ball was impossible given that start.
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>>324454725
I know this feeling
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>>324468778
Nah, trump won't do shit. When was the last time a politician did fucking anything before his last 4 months in office.

Hitchhikers guide, mate.


"The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarise: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarise the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem."

>>324468992
Easy picking for king cunt, which I think should be our nickname.
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>Join Brazilian CS server with Alltalk enabled
>Best banter ever heard by man every match
I pity the gringos who will never know such joy
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>>324468810
m8 I'll ban you for failing to 'brb prayer time'
locking women indoors stops all this trigger shite
#justmuslimthings
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>watch UK parliament debate banning Trump because of muh muslims today
>literal fat sjw landwhale, curry nigger, muslims sheboon, cucked scottish faggots that look like fatter versions of the IT'S guy, and cucked beta males celebrating MLK day and getting butthurt about things Trump didnt even say
>CURRY CAPITAL

yeah im sorry yuropoors need to get their shit together before they have the right to "bantz" anyone
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>>324458652
BOMBBBB IS ON A
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>>324460907
Well when you let literal terrorists have free reign over you, you lose a lot of bragging rights. They're getting desperate.
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>>324469256
not even people from here watch that shit, hope you had fun mate
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>>324469256

Wait he was actually banned?
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>>324466576
>Believing the propaganda
I bet you think the government isn't controlled by emus too, huh?
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>>324469409
>Britain is literally controlled by Muslims
>Trump wants to ban Muslims from the US
>They retaliate by banning him
Yep, it's real.
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>>324469409
they're not able to
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>>324469256
I recently watched a trump campaign video. I was convinced it was a video made to mudsling against trump.

I found it totally unamerican. Banning people from entering the country because of their religion? Fuck off, this is a melting pot.

But at the same time it seems like a good idea. I'm really conflicted.
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>finnish server
>sounds of steam friends being more and more controlled by alcohol every day start playing
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Was it banter when British police let 1,000 British school kids get raped at Rotherham by Muslims, while actively covering it up?
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>>324469589
>This is the capital of the greatest empire in history
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>>324469780
Has america ever had a problem with muslims?
Europe has, but I don't think the US ever did.

So what's the rationale behind banning muslims? I think Trump is just being an edgy sensationalist to ride on the waves of anti-muslim sentiments in media.
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>>324469832
No that was a prank
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>>324467627
>D-Day wasn't decisive
>Opening a second land based front in the war that divided the German forces and allowed a total invasion wasn't decisive
K
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>>324469954
>Has america ever had a problem with muslims?
Europe has, but I don't think the US ever did.

You idiot, Muslims, 2% of our country, have been far more than 2% of our domestic terrorist attacks in the past 2 decades. Islam is the problem, simply put
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>>324469954
>but I don't think the US ever did
ummm
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>>324469954
gee, I dunno, maybe something called 9/11 made people fear them?
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>it's a yuropoors get obsessed about the greatest nation on Earth episode
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>american server
>"will someone in here please fuck my wife"
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>>324469954
either good bait or your just retarded.
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>>324470083
>>324470092
That had nothing to do with muslim immigration.
Pretty sure the hijackers even had fake identities.
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>>324468778
>Tfw manifest destiny will never be a reality
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>>324470304
Hey man, my post might have something to do with muslim immigration >>324470082

No reply to that?
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>>324466938
didnt americans make Life, and Planet earth
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>>324470304
That's not the point, we don't like muslims peroid but unfortunately we can't get rid of the ones already here so we do the next best thing.
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>>324470426
You didn't provide source for your claims, so your post was ignored.
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>>324470304
It doesn't fucking matter. It's the growth of immigration is what people are worried about and that is what Trump is using

and fear of terrorism

hate to say it, but it's effective
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>>324470224
>European server
>hey guys, muhammed and my wife are chatting in my bedroom so lets play some tf2
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>>324470480
Elect them as president?
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>>324470224
Sweden/Germany pls stop projecting.
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>>324467627
>there are people who think it was the only U.S. in D-Day
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>>324470451
no
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>>324454516
>European server
>actually good players and people that care about the game
>American server
>babies that will cry and call you a "try hard" since they got their arses kicked every time they tried to play sports in school and want everyone to be a failure like them.
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How come america is so afraid of muslim immigrants when domestic muslim terrorists kill less people per year than white autismos?
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>>324470451
m8 that is high quality b8
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>>324470584
The only reason trump is doing as well as he is is because Americans are fucking sick of politicians and rightfully so. Every election we get worse candidates from both sides.
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>play gmod
>join a random Australian RP server to see what they are like
>walking around I pass a bunch of people grouped together
>one of them walks up and speaks through his mic "Ay chop us durry or what cunt?"
>I say "Excuse me?" because I have no idea what he is asking of me
>he says "Don't get smart with me mate coz I'll bottle ya now give us ya durries ya dumb lebo prick"
>I check my inventory but find no 'durries' so I guess he must have been mistaken and I decide to walk off
>one of the other guys from the group lets out what I presume is an aboriginal battlecry of "FUCKIN LEBO DOG!" and I'm set upon by the group
>out of nowhere someone else yells in the distance "WALLAH BRO LET'S BASH THESE CUNTS ULEH!" and a whole new group storms in masking "SSSTUTUTUTU!" noises as they run and starts fighting with the group attacking me
>I make it out with only 5HP standing next to another player watching, I ask him what is happening
>he tells me in the most calm manner I've ever heard "Yeah nah it's another Cronulla ay?"

I'm afraid to go back to any Australian server now.
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>>324454620
Both of those comments are cringeworthy.
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>>324470482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_States

"According to new estimate in 2016 there are 3.3 million Muslim living in the United States and comprise about 1% of the total U.S. population"

http://www.globalresearch.ca/non-muslims-carried-out-more-than-90-of-all-terrorist-attacks-in-america/5333619

Muslims, according to this graph from 2013, committed 7% of US domestic terrorism up to that point. Fuck you
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>>324454516
>Americans
>Banter
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>>324470870
Oh wait, it was 6 percent, before you start nitpicking, also Jew committed 7% while being 2% of the population, showing again who are the worst religions on earth.
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>>324470075

This is literally the worst King of the Hill episode.
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>Go into server
>Hear Australian accent
>Feel ill
>Team kill and make fun of his inbred convict speak
>He rage quits murmuring something about a "boomahrang" whatever the fuck that is lol
My favourite thing to do tbqh
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>>324467627
Outside of some of the fringe Russian historians who also deny war crimes, I don't think a single WW2 historian ever said "Oh ya, without America being involved everything would have been fucking fine."

It was a generous effort by the major nations, but the war would have been lost if not for American involvement in Africa, and the opening of the second European front. Likewise, the war would have been lost if not for the Red Army holding the fucking line in the east. The salty Brit who made that seems to also forget that his island nation only managed to gain the upper hand in the war by having an espionage game built on a pile of dead poles.
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Muslims are becoming the tumblr feminist of religions

they are triggered by almost everything critical towards them and they play the victim.

A lot of people are sick of this shit

VIDEO GAMES
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>>324470765
BTFO
>>324470870
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>>324471332
If only Tumblr feminists would take a lesson from them and start blowing themselves up.
>>
RUDE DUMB PERFIDIOUS ALBION
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>European server
>XDDDD
>xddd
>XD
>XD
>:p

which one of you does this?
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>>324471332
>stick server on the end
>int/pol threads in v
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well it's been a good laugh

i'm off to bed
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>>324471463
Probably Spurdo posters
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>>324458207
>mocking that
>not actually living near the estate

There's a reason.
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>>324471463
>European
i think you meant South American
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>>324457953
in australia it's called soccer m8
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>>324471619
>a random stick is considered a deadly weapon in Britain
>everyday kitchen knives are considered a deadly weapon in Britain
Kek
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>>324457142
>Roundellos
>Postlord
>Rupert's fingers

Holy kek
>>
>join a server
>"YOU CHINAAA?"
>"YOU SPEAK CHINAAAA?"
>"NENG PONG NEOW HU WA HANG DONG WANG WEE SHANG TSUNG NEE-GAAA"
>proceeds to play terribly
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>>324457142
Fuck I wish we actually called them Postlords
Can't we meme this into existence?
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>>324469780
Banning people is in the constitution though.
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>>324454516
>American server
>[clapping intensifies]
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>>324472357
original joke do not steal m8 cuck ayy
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>>324472431
:^)
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>>324470957

The world would benefit greatly if every living human native to the Middle East and Africa just died.
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>>324464098
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>>324469382
>this passes as banter in yankland

Fucking hell.
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>>324472489
>mfw this is absolutely true
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>>324454790
*British
England isn't the whole country, you should fucking learn that, as should your dad.

...before I shag him.
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>>324468769
Implying a nation can have a tenth the power of a corporation in this age...
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>>324472489
sadly, SJW will never let that happen because of >muh every human live counts

also
>VIDEOGAMES BOARD
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>>324471279
Didn't Hitler himself say that he would've stopped if the French just said no instead of rolling over begging for tummy rubs?
>>
I've only been on an American server once, and all they did was call everything a nigger.

It's like they were trying their best to be edgy.
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>>324472904
He may have said it, but I can promise you it wasn't true if he did. The man built an economy that needed immediate expansion to survive it's first decade. He always planned to invade France.
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>>324472489
>>324472838
>these people are harming and killing innocents, how do we stop them?
>by harming and killing innocents
This is why you morons are NEETs/living on minimum wage and not at the top of the social ladder.
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>>324473375
>innocent
lmao
sup reddit
>>
>>324473375
>implying a westerner isn't infinitely more deserving of life than some mud savage, "innocent" or not

We didn't give a fuck about them beyond white man's burden in 1899 and we were doing pretty well for both our and their well being, more so than now.
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>>324473375

>innocent

go back to your mosque, achmed.
>>
https://strawpoll.me/6582264
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>europoor server
>80 different languages and screams of geting insulted and reports
wish i had normal ping on american servers
WISH EURO FAGS WASNT SUCH COCK MUNCHING QUEERS
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>>324473492
>>324473925
>God bless Israel amirite? Those damn kids are all terrorists!

>>324473540
Nice job being so out of touch with reality.
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>>324474320
isreal sponsors isis to take over palestine you retard
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>>324460026

Black people don't really commit rapes very often, senpai.

and considering the fate a nigger would have in store if he raped a white woman, most of them are smart enough not to do so.
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>>324474372
When the fuck did I mention ISIS, moron? You were the one that implied everyone in the Middle East was a fucking terrorist that deserved death.
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>>324454516
>play on yank server
>wankers can't handle the banter

>play on euro server
>arrested by sharia enforcement for insulting islam
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>>324470839
le cringe meme
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>>324459992
Lots of Muslims play games
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>>324469115
>Hitchhiker's guide
>It's from Restaurant at the End of the Universe

I would gladly take Zaphod over Trump though to be fair.
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>>324474656
calm down you fuckin shitskin foregin terrorist, you think you are welcome on this board because your brain cells are a minority?
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>>324473018
White people are obsessed with black culture for whatever reason.
>>
>>324454516
>european server
>"blyat cyka idi nahui"
>"du dreck schwein cheater"
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>>324474961
race mixing is genocide
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>brit server
>quality banter and performance insults always ending in "leave it"
>everyone laughing and enjoying it
>american cuts in and says "Can you guys stop? I don't appreciate it - Yeah this "leave it" thing"
>silent for the 80 minutes
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>scuttlebug server
>jamborees are a bannable offense
>>
>>324469954
>Trump is a populist
Shit who'd have thought
>>
>>324474961
AYO

HOL UP
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>>324455082
>Australian and NZ server
>Laughter and Happiness
>>
>European banter
>Laughing and jokiong
>American server
>Reminder not to offend women, mexicans, basketball americans, fat people, trans people, gay lesbian and otterkins
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>Join European server
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>>
>>324474758
>play on aus server
>server overrun by packs of emus
>>
>europoor server
>3rd world languages, no one even knows memes, constantly trying to scam or troll you with they sibling premade
>Free American server
>memes, fun and laughter
>>
>>324469954
>Has america ever had a problem with muslims?
Not that much, and maybe they want to keep it that way
>>
>>324474942
I'm white, you neo-/v/ faggot, good job shifting goalposts.
Are you really saying "you're not welcome" while you're actively fucking shitposting and derailing the thread, and probably not even saging your posts?
If you want to have an edgy political circlejerk about how mass murder is totally cool and how you're totally smarter than everyone else, then fuck off to /pol/, ISIS, or plebbit.
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>>324473174
Yeah but its something that's always stuck with me.
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>some guy is being a asshole
>tell him to stop being an asshole
>"WOT U CANT TAKE THE BANTZ M8?"
>begin to treat him the same way he treats everyone else
>"OIYOU FUCKN CUNT ILL BITE YOUR FUCKING NOSE OFF OI YOU FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT"
New zealand, australia, and england. Such a awful community, but the great thing is, they can get sent to jail for how they treat others online.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DPzRNbCXUJU#t=37
>>
> tfw born in europe
> tfw desperately wish i had been born in the American Midwest
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>>324475359
you dont sound white, you sound like some fuckin shit skin faggot and/or left fisted millenial
REFUGES WELCOME, TAKE MY ANAL VIRGINITY MEHMET
OH NO YOU STONED ME FOR BEING A QUEER
SO PROGRESIVE
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>>324457953
>Australian server
>Fucking Cunt, Shut your fucking mouth yah cunt.
>Fucking Stupid Sheep Shagger
>Get a dog up ya.
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>Aussie server
>hear nothing but dingo howls and the sound of human sadness
>>
>tfw australian
>tfw desperately want to live in london, england with my true countrymen
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>>324460539
King edwards graspy longers
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>>324457142
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>>324475425
>they can get sent to jail for how they treat others online.
Atleast this wouldnt happen in the country in the country of freedom ©
>>
>join European server
>everyone's an elitist cunt
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>>324475580
>aussie server
>someone mentions nz
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>>324475716
Sorry if you dont have the level m8

After all we just cant get paid to meme full-time on twitch
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>>324475585

They don't want you retard thats why they put you there in the first place. Every single one of you bumbling buffoons is a product of rape.
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>>324475793
blimey ...
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>>324472562
The truth is banter
Get your shit together before ahmed and mahamud take your houses.
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>>324466814
>tfw met a super bro group of friends on tera playing the uswest graveyard shift from aus
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>>324475687
>calling someone a cunt = saying you're going to shoot up a school after theres been problems with ISIS
Bong logic.
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>>324454516
>american
>banter
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>>324476019
>Logic
Alright, show me the guy jailed for calling someone a cunt
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>>324475913
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>>324461243
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
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>>324476083
Forget the muslims for a minute and deport this sad sack of shit.
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>>324461243
I met an emu once. They are a proud, peaceful people.
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>australian server
>the sound of everyone being poor because they just spent 80 AUD on their game
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>>324476289
this is negated by our high GDP you dirty, dumb seppo scum
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>>324476438
Cost of living is higher in australia you dumb cunt.
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>>324467627
Someone sounds assblasted
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>>324458527
My very favourite pasta.

Its perfect really
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>>324476615
yes you said that with your previous comment you fucking flaccid penis, hence why we make so much more per capita than you seppos
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>>324458527
10/10
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>>324475952
lmao calm down Pedrõ
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>>324464603
>americans are so bad at fighting wars they let vietnam happen
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>>324457142
top jej holy actual fuck
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>>324467627
>although britain had to fight single-handedly against germany and italy in north africa

stopped reading there. that image is beyond retarded and illustrates a heavily biased point of view with information no more involved than that of year 12 modern history.
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>>324475585
Brits are a minority in London though
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Literally every post in this thread is cancer. Although, with due respect, the burgers need to control their kids. Everything on euro servers goes fine until some little american kid joins it and starts singing katy perry or some shit.
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>>324475649
>cold on the cob
Best bong-shit of all time.
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>>324465403
God damn it, now I need to go fap to that magnificent doujin again.
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>>324461020
>several dude weeds
Yeah, that's me. Except I never actually say anything. But fuck, if I'm gonna play TF2 I'm going to be blitzed.
I've run into some cool slavs and shit on valve servers, though.
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The only people I truly hate online are brazilians, literal scum of the earth
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brits are THE WORST up there with aussies
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>>324456091
Reminder Jewnited States in 40% non-white.
>>324456220
>t. writing from my shed that Tyrone made me.
>>324458207
>be murican
>require safespaces

>be murican in Jew York
>get fined for up to quarter million for not using correct pronouns

>be in murican liberal whiteguilt brainwashing center

>nigger as president
>country ran by jews
>sucking Israels cock all day erryday
>constant beaner invasion
>Dindus doin' nuffin with no one to stop them
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>>324472680
hello reddit
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>>324475747
>nz server
>someone mentions australia
In both cases, the result will be the same.
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FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA NO ONE LIKES YOU
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>>324478996
Oh fuck, I forgot that 4chan saves your name.

Whoops
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>>324469256
>UK is all of Europe
Murican education strikes again.
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>>324479028

Everyone loves us, especially them Asian folk
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>>324475224
>Australian server
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>join murican server
>memers everywhere
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>>324457142
Americans really have weird words, don't they?
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>>324480214
You're telling me, next they'll be calling forcey fun time rape.
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i bought guild wars 2 for 99 dollars on release
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>>324480469
You could have got a refund, I got one 3 months after release.
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>>324475224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDVeiunOMaI
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>>324458457
Cookies and biscuits are completely different things in the UK
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>british server
>fooken muppet ya ruddy cunt mate
>eastern european server
>cuka blyad )))))))
>german/belgian server
>can actually play on these
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>>324481059
>german server
>:) ;3 ^^ :O
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>Europe has muslims everywhere
I don't get this meme. Only 6% of Europe is Muslim and most of those muslims are in Azerbaijan, Turkey, Kosovo and Albania.

Are Amerifats really this ignorant? Or are they just pretending?
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I like how Americans believe everything they hear on 4chan.
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>>324481142
>german server
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!
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britcancer is honestly the worst to play with
>sperg out like the inbred autists they are
>tell those retards to shut up
>U WOT M8 CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ
i guess screeching like a howler monkey is banter in the uk these days
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>>324457525
>being this naive

Your country has been engineering half of the world's armed conflicts for three generations now. Wherever there's war there's opportunity, am I right?
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>>324481164
The capital cities and major cities of basically every Western Euro nation are teeming with Muslims. The EU and UN have both projected that Europe will be majority Muslim before 2050.

It's more important to look at the percentage of people under 25. Most Europeans are quite old. Over 50, so will be dead within 30 years.
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>Americans think Europe is a country
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>>324460403
>why even live
To cherish those memories until old age senility takes them away. Forever.
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>>324481536
Which Americans?
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>>324458457
>Americans call bread rolls "biscuits"
Absolutely retarded.
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>>324481403
you mean the uk has. the uk created israel after all. besides, russian ak47s are weapons of mass destruction at this point that are used in all those conflicts you're talking about
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>>324479393
the japs actually do kind of love us. and the frenchies.
>>324480779
Those are New Zealanders, not Australians. You can tell by the accent.

They are the scum of the earth, placed there as a counterbalance to Australia's natural beauty and prosperity, which is why the world tries to forget they exist as much as possible.
>http://worldmapswithout.nz/
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>>324481606
People who treat the EU as a single entity, rather than a union between dozens of sovereign states that disagree more often than not.
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>>324481495
>The EU and UN have both projected that Europe will be majority Muslim before 2050.
That's not true at all, though, my friend. Don't believe everything you read on /pol/

Muslim population in Europe is expected to reach 10% at most within 2050.
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>>324481686
>Europe will be 10% muslim
>implying
It's either going to be 0% or 100%, depending on who wins the third world war.
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>>324481495
Sources, please. I want a real study in some university. Google finds me nothing other than right clickbait articles with no proper sources.
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>>324458527
This pisses me of so much, im german and if i want to watch a documentary on say, fuckin wolves i have like 2 german options and 30 american ones

The american documentarys are out of control man, its not a fucking action movie
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>>324481671
People all around the world do that anon.
There are Europeans who treat America as one country as well.
And there are also European servers where different European countries mingle.
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>>324470839
>le cringe

>>>/reddit/
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>>324458527
This reminds me of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay and just "Kitchen Nightmares"

In the American version there literally isn't a single silent moment, there's always music playing and they make a really big deal about the most miniscule shit. In contrast to the UK version where it's more calm and plays out like a documentary.
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>>324458527
>British documentary
>narrated by the soothing tones of David Attenborough
>American documentary
>narrated by Whoopie Goldberg
Why do they even change it? Is David Attenborough not popular in America?
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>>324454516

>European Server
>"Allahu Akbar!"
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>>324475425
That guy is so east London he's slipping back into west indie.
The american is just as bad though
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when will people learn that most of the uk hates london which is where most of the muslims are.
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>>324471279
He's talking about Britain not having to thank the Americans.
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>>324454516
>Australia sever
>noice noice noice noice noice noice noice
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>>324481642
NZ's nuclear defense strategy is to tamper with as many world maps as possible, so that when the whole nuclear showdown goes on everyone forgets to send a nuke our way.

With any luck we can start colonizing Australia when the fallout clears up. We'll give it a name in Maori because that's culturally sensitive.
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>>324454516
>muslim raping intensifying
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>>324474961
>spamming nigger is obsessed with shitskin culture lmao
pls give me oscar white man for being a black person
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>>324454620
I love my country and our shitposting.
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>american level
>it ai'nt me

>european level
>red alert starts playing

>asian level
>이 날 은 아니다

>african level
>baba yetu and hippos roaring
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>>324459940
Yes
t. Brit
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>>324454620
Based Australia.
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>game about murdering and mutilating each other with the most ridiculous collection of weapons, machinery and gadgets
>Server has a "No swearing" policy that kicks you for saying "Fuck" two times

I know it's a classic, but it happened recently and I just can't wrap my mind around it.
I don't understand.
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>>324484567
I remember those CS: Source Christian servers that would do this. They were fucking weird, just middle aged men playing with young boys with the occasional middle-aged woman.
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>>324465403
Sauce?
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>>324475610
underrated post
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>>324454620
>American server
>Aw, dude 4 strength 4 stat leather belt AUGH
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>>324454516
>European server
>soviet national anthem starts playing
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>>324454620
FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>324485987
>European server
>Level 18 EUUUURH
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>American server
>loud clapping and oinking over the mic

>British server
>Call to prayer sounds

>Euro server
>Strong african accents

>Russian server
>everyone is screaming at each other

>Aus server
>non stop bantz but most sound like underage soft cunts
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>>324481642
Wew I live in the city where that globe statue in the roundabout is
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>>324486194
>non stop bantz but most sound like underage soft cunts

1v1 me mid lane cunt and don't even try calling your cousins ya lebo rat coz it's 1v1 not 1vNorthern Suburbs
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>>324486397

fuck off ya abo
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>>324475585
You're going to stay where you are, you fucking criminal.
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who /nrl/ here
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>>324454516
>Americans
>banter
>Americans think calling someone a faggot 1000x times is banter
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>>324478578
>country ran by jews
>not everything but Vaticane, Russia, China and NK
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>that one guy who uses speakers so every time he talks you can hear the gunfire and explosions from his part of the map
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>>324454756
>facebook
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>>324478270
Real talk for a second

The person who made this image

Do you think he is a yurosquat or a redditor?
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>>324466790
Titanum
Sodum
etc.
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>>324469256
That makes me ashamed of how fucking fucked this country is.

UK is basically a testing ground for what liberal scum want to do to america. WE should be killing these muslim scum by the millions but these cucks want to give them everything.

The UK is what american liberals dream of, complete state control.
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>>324475425
>be a dickhead online
>think you are being le epic trolle
>everyone tells you to fuck off
>get fucked in the assbby the law for being a twat

Based NZ.
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>>324459160

All of David Attenborough's stuff, "Planet Earth" is incredible, I bought it on Blu-Ray just to see the gorgeous visuals
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>>324481642

>Australia's natural beauty and prosperity
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>>324458527
>>
>>324458527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPrh_2M5t9g
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>European server
>sound of a double decker bus exploding in the backround
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>>324491464

>Yanks think all of Europe is England

You literally cannot make it up, I didn't believe the Seppo education memes until I came here
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>>324454620
>American banters Australian
>"F-fuck off m-mate!"

Who can't handle banter again?
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>Playing multiplayer games
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>>324491464
>UK
>Europe
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>>324454516
>Australian server
>Laughter and banter
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>>324491614
Oh yeah, because I get matched up with brits on American and Oceanic servers.

Sorry man, you're still part of Europe.
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>German guy joins the team
>He's actually the calmest and most rational person on the team
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>>324491615

>he calls what that american said "banter"

Seppo detected
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>>324478270
>Supporting the weight on your shoulder VS supporting it on your arms

And that's not even getting into how long those guys have probably been holding that thing up.
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>>324491834
>AUS server
>150 ping right next door
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>>324454620
Meanwhile they ban every single game that triggers their women.
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>>324475224
Literally no you fucking retard, we're all angry 90% of the time for no reason.
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>>324492110
>Australians in charge of understanding banter

That was definitely banter, and it was definitely something that Australian shouldn't have gotten so mad over, but he did, so what's done is done

It's time to admit your flaws
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>>324478578
>Fags still think Jews run the country

Try living in NY m8. Jews are the redneck white trash of the north. We have an entire town of them sectioned off where they're constantly getting into race wars and cheating the government by claiming their hovels are religious sanctuaries to get tax breaks

Just last year a jew set fire to another jew because he went to a different temple.

Everyone knows this country is run by fat italians still living off their mafia money.
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>>324476807
>Pedro
Haha holy shit this kid's actually mad
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>>324457142
>postlord
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>>324455936
The general response on there is "Fucking oath cunt!"
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>>324457142
>Her Majesty's Sugar Barnet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Europeans
>quality banter, everyone's having a good laugh, nothing is taken seriously
>Americans
>U MAD?!?!
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>>324457142
>The Battle of Gridlington
>Rupert's Fingers
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>Australian server
>I have a better ping than the Aussies do

Every time I point it out I get called a sheep-shagger but it's funny nonetheless
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>>324454516
>American server
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE GIB MONI PLZ
>European Server
>XaXaXaXaXaXaXaXaXaXaXaXaXa )))))))))
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>american server
>brazillians shitting up the place and ruining the experience for everyone
>european server
>russians shitting up the place and ruining the experience for everyone
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>>324478270
>hollow logs
>>
>American shows some basic Patriotism
>Europeans get triggered right back to the stone age
>>
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
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>>324492420

>telling someone to get fucked = them being mad

You have a lot to learn amerifat.
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>>324475649
>Niffy Loo Pudding
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>>324492852
>"W-we're just pretending to get mad! We're not actually mad! Bantered! Banteroonos all around!"
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>>324459581
Enjoy your kebab
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>American server
>French music starts playing
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>>324492410
Well, I wouldn't say for no reason, since basically all of Austrailia is out to kill you.
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>>324461243
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>yuropeon cuckolds too busy prepping their immigrant muslim bulls to have a friendly server
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>>324492978

>"Y-You mad!? Yeah you mad!"
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>>324493136
>Gets mad
>Pretends not to even though it's obvious
>Surprised when he's called out on it


Damn, you're mad kiddo
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>>324467627

I love this meme
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>>324454516
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>>324466814
I feel like US West is filled with retards and US east is just butthurt faggots
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>>324493267
>americans literally can't handle the banter
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>>324493184

>U MAD

This is embarrassing
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>yuropoors so buttblasted by America's superiority in virtually everything that they repost the same images and memes over and over again in some vain attempt to regain a shred of their dignity
>>