>Laughter and banter
Scottish person here, which also makes me a brit. l2geography burgerbros.
But OP is right
Its purely down to the language barrier though, even EU's who speak good english dont understand good banter.
Americans though just call each other fags all day long.
>Rage in Mexican and Negro Noots
>Rage in Arabic
The idea that Americans can handle banter is a faggoty passive aggressive meme by britcucks, because that's all they have when faced with superiority
they did it before, when Napoleon was BTFOing yurop
The Yuros had it coming for starting all 2 world wars
>Yank dishes out banter about yurop
>They take it with a polite chuckle or even continue on making jokes at their own expense
>The opposite happens
>Yank gets mad and starts spouting words like "freedom" and "lend-lease".
>Playing on insurgents side
>Kill an american
>RP Spit on him
>cs go US
>get fucked by own team full of a group of mexicans
>start killing me every round taking turns
>take a beaner's awp
>starts screaming in mexicano
>knifes me and gets kicked
>other beanerbags become increasingly aggressive
>teamkicked on last round
>Chat is filled with terms nobidy on earth has ever heard of
>there are real human beans who still use the Shrek meme unironically
It really triggers my autism
ISIS is the result of two thousand years of bad decisions in the region. The US could have done fuckall and the outcome would have been largely the same.
Really though, I'm impressed my countrymen ever though you could fix that region. Sure, killing a guy who used nerve gas on innocents was a good idea. But he was just going to get replaced with some other shitbag eventually.
>everyone is talking in what sounds like Arabic
>a loud bell bong wav tears through my headphones
>everyone immediately stops what they're doing, even if they're mid fight
>arrow appears on my HUD, this is a team deathmatch so I have no idea what it's referring to
>everyone turns in that direction, crouches, stares straight at the ground
>eventually someone notices I haven't joined in and they all start shouting in the mic
>no idea what they're saying, point out that this is an english server
>slayed and banned for racism
>yank dishes out banter about yurop
>yurop can't handle it and calls the thought police
>People call Aluminium "Aluminum"
Amerifats are too social for my taste. I'm not used to have so many people talk on mic all the time. I prefer my socially autistic chill Euro bros who will only occasionally type something in the chat when it's necessary.
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
>People call Swords "Swords"
>nothing but black people
its pretty funny sometimes though
>sounds like it's from a parallel universe
>Spend most of my time online making fun of frogs and nazis because they're perpetually angry at things
>Internet is full of angry children to make fun of
The world is great
If you've ever played Dark Souls those guys were heroes. Almost everywhere else, they're the guys that's causing all the lag and not synching with the team.
Unless they're on an all Jap team, in which case you have a great chance to get fucked.
Yeah, if you're a fat piece of shit who got so hungry he ate an entire fucking syllable.
>TE AMO MY LITTLE PONY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>YO SOY MEXICANO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>AMERICANOS GORDOS JAJAJAJAJAJA
>eд мыa вэpйтюж тpaктaтoз кoнжыквyюнтюp))))))
>Yeah well it's my right as an Australian to tell you to get fucked mate.
You Aussies are the best neighbor a country could ask for.
I'm pretty sure they're just fucking around, British police shitpost on social networks and it's beautiful
>you will never be back in elementary school at skating parties flinging these things all around with your friends and sticking them on everyone and everything
>you will never fling it at the girl you wanted to couples skate with then run off while her friends all giggled and talked about you and then 30 minutes later her friend will come up to you and ask if you want to couples skate with her
>that will never blossom into a beautiful 3 week 4th grade relationship that you thought was awesome because you got to hold hands on the walk home
why even live
Yeah because nignogs definitely form organized rape squads across an entire continent all on the same night right?
I'm Canadian pal. Enjoy being literally raped and killed by Ahmed and friends. Not even meming.
Like what? MMOs? Because those are the only two multiplayer genres relevant in Japan.
How are you even playing with Japs anyway? They probably wouldn't play on anything but their own servers.
You europeeons are fucking insane:
That's how you spell is and that's how you say it.
>laughter and banter
>a screeching kid, several dude weeds lmao and one or two autists who get offended at any joke
>any server not on your home country
>100+ ping and multiple time outs
lets get real here
>A LU MU NOM
>THAT SPELLS MOON!
Maybe try using a dictionary that puts the u in colour, faggot.
>The sound of an entire country losing its dignity
>Name, symbol aluminium, Al
>Alternative name aluminum (US)
>Named by Humphry Davy (1807)
>Sir Humphry Davy, 1st Baronet PRS MRIA FGS (17 December 1778 – 29 May 1829) was a Cornish chemist and inventor.
>Cornish people or Cornish (Cornish: Kernowyon) are an ethnic group associated with Cornwall, in the south west of Great Britain, administered as part of England, and a recognised national minority in the United Kingdom.
The guy who named it wasn't an american and he named it Aluminium.
>join a yuropoor server
>get mad fucking headshots all game cause I'm a laggy motherfucker
god bless America
> australian server
> 'tony abott is a lizard cunt'
> american joins
> who is tony A-Bot
in all seriousness though,aussies are a bunch of random cunts. And we love it.
that's because us beans are retarded, i can confirm we are still using 2004 memes as if we just discovered them
>that gif syncs perfectly with any song i'm hearing
>join a EU server
>make friends with an Israeli guy and make fun of brits for an hour while killing shit
>an Aussie joins in
>then a Russian
>eventually have a multinational team just laying the banter down on the brits
I like foreigners.
>guy who named it changed it to aluminum before going back to aluminium because it sounded "classical"
>stays as aluminum in America because of it's preference over the "classical" sounding version
In America we do the fucking.
I'm sick of the History and Discovery channel showing nothing but 24/7 garbage nowadays. It's always gotta be some flashy and loud garbage about aliens or some shit. Where can I find some good comfy documentaries akin to Alone in the Wilderness?
>RUPERTS FUCKING FINGERS
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
HOW DOES THAT EVEN SOUND LIKE A FOOD?!
I wish. Maybe then we wouldn't have voted in a drama teacher whose sole platforms were "dude weed" and "it's 2015".
>Britbongs are so bad at fighting wars that they let America happen
>mexican rap playing through mic
>Blanda uup and nasheeds play through mic
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>TO THE MANTIS
I can hear this in my head in the exact way it would sound. I'm not convinced you didn't take this directly from Animal Planet.
>The guy who named it wasn't an american and he named it Aluminium.
Actually, he named it "Alumium".
It was changed from Alumium to Aluminum. And then people got butthurt about how it didn't end in "ium" so they changed it from Alumium to Aluminum to Aluminium.
Aluminum existed before Aluminium.
>TFW Trudeau got elected
How could my country fuck up so badly?
>Grew up loving documentary channels, fondly remember African Savanna, Egypt and Dinosaur ones in particular
>Documentary channels these days
>HEY WANNA SEE HOW THESE FAT REDNECKS BUY AND SELL ANCIENT JUNK?
>SURELY YOU STILL WANT MORE, HERE HAVE THE SAME BUT IN ANOTHER STATE
>OH SHIT, WHAT'S THIS? A GROUP OF FUCKING BADASSES PRESENT THEMSELVES WITH BADASS MUSIC AND CROSSING THEIR ARMS BEFORE SHOWING YOU THE HIGH OCTANE DAYS OF REPAIRING MOTORCYCLES?
It's officially been named aluminum since the 1950's, recognized by both American and British scientific organizations. Britbongs just get shitter shattered about it because they're fuckheads who can't learn to pronounce things properly so they claim they're right and you're wrong because you're a dumb American.
> No one besides Canada understands the difference between US West, US Central, and US East servers
> no one besides Australians appreciate late night US West
US West past 9 is like the cops showed up in riot gear and told everyone they're looking for a young black male suspect. Streets are empty and silent except for those four white guys giggling because the cops just nod in their direction.
>join LA server
>teammate fucks up
>tell him he fucked up
>yells in Chinese
>suddenly Korean starts yelling at Chink
>Japan is mad too
>server is nust 9 different languages yelling at each other
Americans make more amusing war documentaries though. The Brits just want you to feel bad for an hour, talk about how terrible and dreadful everything was, then proclaim England is the greatest ever in a snide attempt at being subtle but they play some bleak mourning music even when they're being patriotic.
Fucking Americans though. War documentaries from America are great. They'll even do non-American wars and make it sound like the greatest, wildest, most horrific thing yet kind of funny at the same time.
"NINJAS! They were the Navy SEALS of their day. During the warring states era, known as the sengoku period, they were the elite assassins and spies sought out and dealt with in silence. Ninja clans were everywhere hidden in plain sight and scattered throughout the night. And this. Is. How. They..... operated. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DUH DA DUN CLACK."
You know what was a great documentary?
PUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING ON THAT YOU SHITLORD.
>Makes his cabinet 50% male 50% female
>His only reason for this is because IT'S 2015 COME ON GUYS!
You can come here if you want.
And then be deported once Trump gets elected
>join American server
>deafening clapping and screaming
>join British server
>banned for not giving a trigger warning before attacking
>join Australian server
>finish connecting a month later
>server shutting down: bandwidth cap reached
>World fucking domination
That is due to underutilized (by natives) natural resources and trade routes in both the Pacific and Atlantic ocean simultaneously.
Dropping the ball was impossible given that start.
Nah, trump won't do shit. When was the last time a politician did fucking anything before his last 4 months in office.
Hitchhikers guide, mate.
"The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarise: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarise the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
Easy picking for king cunt, which I think should be our nickname.
>watch UK parliament debate banning Trump because of muh muslims today
>literal fat sjw landwhale, curry nigger, muslims sheboon, cucked scottish faggots that look like fatter versions of the IT'S guy, and cucked beta males celebrating MLK day and getting butthurt about things Trump didnt even say
yeah im sorry yuropoors need to get their shit together before they have the right to "bantz" anyone
I recently watched a trump campaign video. I was convinced it was a video made to mudsling against trump.
I found it totally unamerican. Banning people from entering the country because of their religion? Fuck off, this is a melting pot.
But at the same time it seems like a good idea. I'm really conflicted.
>sounds of steam friends being more and more controlled by alcohol every day start playing
>This is the capital of the greatest empire in history
Has america ever had a problem with muslims?
Europe has, but I don't think the US ever did.
So what's the rationale behind banning muslims? I think Trump is just being an edgy sensationalist to ride on the waves of anti-muslim sentiments in media.
>D-Day wasn't decisive
>Opening a second land based front in the war that divided the German forces and allowed a total invasion wasn't decisive
>Has america ever had a problem with muslims?
Europe has, but I don't think the US ever did.
You idiot, Muslims, 2% of our country, have been far more than 2% of our domestic terrorist attacks in the past 2 decades. Islam is the problem, simply put
>it's a yuropoors get obsessed about the greatest nation on Earth episode
It doesn't fucking matter. It's the growth of immigration is what people are worried about and that is what Trump is using
and fear of terrorism
hate to say it, but it's effective
>actually good players and people that care about the game
>babies that will cry and call you a "try hard" since they got their arses kicked every time they tried to play sports in school and want everyone to be a failure like them.
The only reason trump is doing as well as he is is because Americans are fucking sick of politicians and rightfully so. Every election we get worse candidates from both sides.
>join a random Australian RP server to see what they are like
>walking around I pass a bunch of people grouped together
>one of them walks up and speaks through his mic "Ay chop us durry or what cunt?"
>I say "Excuse me?" because I have no idea what he is asking of me
>he says "Don't get smart with me mate coz I'll bottle ya now give us ya durries ya dumb lebo prick"
>I check my inventory but find no 'durries' so I guess he must have been mistaken and I decide to walk off
>one of the other guys from the group lets out what I presume is an aboriginal battlecry of "FUCKIN LEBO DOG!" and I'm set upon by the group
>out of nowhere someone else yells in the distance "WALLAH BRO LET'S BASH THESE CUNTS ULEH!" and a whole new group storms in masking "SSSTUTUTUTU!" noises as they run and starts fighting with the group attacking me
>I make it out with only 5HP standing next to another player watching, I ask him what is happening
>he tells me in the most calm manner I've ever heard "Yeah nah it's another Cronulla ay?"
I'm afraid to go back to any Australian server now.
"According to new estimate in 2016 there are 3.3 million Muslim living in the United States and comprise about 1% of the total U.S. population"
Muslims, according to this graph from 2013, committed 7% of US domestic terrorism up to that point. Fuck you
>Go into server
>Hear Australian accent
>Team kill and make fun of his inbred convict speak
>He rage quits murmuring something about a "boomahrang" whatever the fuck that is lol
My favourite thing to do tbqh
Outside of some of the fringe Russian historians who also deny war crimes, I don't think a single WW2 historian ever said "Oh ya, without America being involved everything would have been fucking fine."
It was a generous effort by the major nations, but the war would have been lost if not for American involvement in Africa, and the opening of the second European front. Likewise, the war would have been lost if not for the Red Army holding the fucking line in the east. The salty Brit who made that seems to also forget that his island nation only managed to gain the upper hand in the war by having an espionage game built on a pile of dead poles.
Muslims are becoming the tumblr feminist of religions
they are triggered by almost everything critical towards them and they play the victim.
A lot of people are sick of this shit
RUDE DUMB PERFIDIOUS ALBION
He may have said it, but I can promise you it wasn't true if he did. The man built an economy that needed immediate expansion to survive it's first decade. He always planned to invade France.
>these people are harming and killing innocents, how do we stop them?
>by harming and killing innocents
This is why you morons are NEETs/living on minimum wage and not at the top of the social ladder.
>implying a westerner isn't infinitely more deserving of life than some mud savage, "innocent" or not
We didn't give a fuck about them beyond white man's burden in 1899 and we were doing pretty well for both our and their well being, more so than now.
>80 different languages and screams of geting insulted and reports
wish i had normal ping on american servers
WISH EURO FAGS WASNT SUCH COCK MUNCHING QUEERS
isreal sponsors isis to take over palestine you retard
Black people don't really commit rapes very often, senpai.
and considering the fate a nigger would have in store if he raped a white woman, most of them are smart enough not to do so.
>play on yank server
>wankers can't handle the banter
>play on euro server
>arrested by sharia enforcement for insulting islam
>It's from Restaurant at the End of the Universe
I would gladly take Zaphod over Trump though to be fair.
>quality banter and performance insults always ending in "leave it"
>everyone laughing and enjoying it
>american cuts in and says "Can you guys stop? I don't appreciate it - Yeah this "leave it" thing"
>silent for the 80 minutes
I'm white, you neo-/v/ faggot, good job shifting goalposts.
Are you really saying "you're not welcome" while you're actively fucking shitposting and derailing the thread, and probably not even saging your posts?
If you want to have an edgy political circlejerk about how mass murder is totally cool and how you're totally smarter than everyone else, then fuck off to /pol/, ISIS, or plebbit.
>some guy is being a asshole
>tell him to stop being an asshole
>"WOT U CANT TAKE THE BANTZ M8?"
>begin to treat him the same way he treats everyone else
>"OIYOU FUCKN CUNT ILL BITE YOUR FUCKING NOSE OFF OI YOU FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT"
New zealand, australia, and england. Such a awful community, but the great thing is, they can get sent to jail for how they treat others online.
you dont sound white, you sound like some fuckin shit skin faggot and/or left fisted millenial
REFUGES WELCOME, TAKE MY ANAL VIRGINITY MEHMET
OH NO YOU STONED ME FOR BEING A QUEER
>hear nothing but dingo howls and the sound of human sadness
>they can get sent to jail for how they treat others online.
Atleast this wouldnt happen in the country in the country of freedom ©
They don't want you retard thats why they put you there in the first place. Every single one of you bumbling buffoons is a product of rape.
I met an emu once. They are a proud, peaceful people.
this is negated by our high GDP you dirty, dumb seppo scum
yes you said that with your previous comment you fucking flaccid penis, hence why we make so much more per capita than you seppos
>although britain had to fight single-handedly against germany and italy in north africa
stopped reading there. that image is beyond retarded and illustrates a heavily biased point of view with information no more involved than that of year 12 modern history.
Literally every post in this thread is cancer. Although, with due respect, the burgers need to control their kids. Everything on euro servers goes fine until some little american kid joins it and starts singing katy perry or some shit.
>several dude weeds
Yeah, that's me. Except I never actually say anything. But fuck, if I'm gonna play TF2 I'm going to be blitzed.
I've run into some cool slavs and shit on valve servers, though.
The only people I truly hate online are brazilians, literal scum of the earth
Reminder Jewnited States in 40% non-white.
>t. writing from my shed that Tyrone made me.
>be murican in Jew York
>get fined for up to quarter million for not using correct pronouns
>be in murican liberal whiteguilt brainwashing center
>nigger as president
>country ran by jews
>sucking Israels cock all day erryday
>constant beaner invasion
>Dindus doin' nuffin with no one to stop them
Everyone loves us, especially them Asian folk
i bought guild wars 2 for 99 dollars on release
>Europe has muslims everywhere
I don't get this meme. Only 6% of Europe is Muslim and most of those muslims are in Azerbaijan, Turkey, Kosovo and Albania.
Are Amerifats really this ignorant? Or are they just pretending?
britcancer is honestly the worst to play with
>sperg out like the inbred autists they are
>tell those retards to shut up
>U WOT M8 CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ
i guess screeching like a howler monkey is banter in the uk these days
The capital cities and major cities of basically every Western Euro nation are teeming with Muslims. The EU and UN have both projected that Europe will be majority Muslim before 2050.
It's more important to look at the percentage of people under 25. Most Europeans are quite old. Over 50, so will be dead within 30 years.
you mean the uk has. the uk created israel after all. besides, russian ak47s are weapons of mass destruction at this point that are used in all those conflicts you're talking about
the japs actually do kind of love us. and the frenchies.
Those are New Zealanders, not Australians. You can tell by the accent.
They are the scum of the earth, placed there as a counterbalance to Australia's natural beauty and prosperity, which is why the world tries to forget they exist as much as possible.
>The EU and UN have both projected that Europe will be majority Muslim before 2050.
That's not true at all, though, my friend. Don't believe everything you read on /pol/
Muslim population in Europe is expected to reach 10% at most within 2050.
This pisses me of so much, im german and if i want to watch a documentary on say, fuckin wolves i have like 2 german options and 30 american ones
The american documentarys are out of control man, its not a fucking action movie
People all around the world do that anon.
There are Europeans who treat America as one country as well.
And there are also European servers where different European countries mingle.
This reminds me of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay and just "Kitchen Nightmares"
In the American version there literally isn't a single silent moment, there's always music playing and they make a really big deal about the most miniscule shit. In contrast to the UK version where it's more calm and plays out like a documentary.
>narrated by the soothing tones of David Attenborough
>narrated by Whoopie Goldberg
Why do they even change it? Is David Attenborough not popular in America?
when will people learn that most of the uk hates london which is where most of the muslims are.
>noice noice noice noice noice noice noice
NZ's nuclear defense strategy is to tamper with as many world maps as possible, so that when the whole nuclear showdown goes on everyone forgets to send a nuke our way.
With any luck we can start colonizing Australia when the fallout clears up. We'll give it a name in Maori because that's culturally sensitive.
>game about murdering and mutilating each other with the most ridiculous collection of weapons, machinery and gadgets
>Server has a "No swearing" policy that kicks you for saying "Fuck" two times
I know it's a classic, but it happened recently and I just can't wrap my mind around it.
I don't understand.
>soviet national anthem starts playing
>loud clapping and oinking over the mic
>Call to prayer sounds
>Strong african accents
>everyone is screaming at each other
>non stop bantz but most sound like underage soft cunts
>Americans think calling someone a faggot 1000x times is banter
Real talk for a second
The person who made this image
Do you think he is a yurosquat or a redditor?
That makes me ashamed of how fucking fucked this country is.
UK is basically a testing ground for what liberal scum want to do to america. WE should be killing these muslim scum by the millions but these cucks want to give them everything.
The UK is what american liberals dream of, complete state control.
>sound of a double decker bus exploding in the backround
>he calls what that american said "banter"
Literally no you fucking retard, we're all angry 90% of the time for no reason.
>Australians in charge of understanding banter
That was definitely banter, and it was definitely something that Australian shouldn't have gotten so mad over, but he did, so what's done is done
It's time to admit your flaws
>Fags still think Jews run the country
Try living in NY m8. Jews are the redneck white trash of the north. We have an entire town of them sectioned off where they're constantly getting into race wars and cheating the government by claiming their hovels are religious sanctuaries to get tax breaks
Just last year a jew set fire to another jew because he went to a different temple.
Everyone knows this country is run by fat italians still living off their mafia money.
>quality banter, everyone's having a good laugh, nothing is taken seriously
>brazillians shitting up the place and ruining the experience for everyone
>russians shitting up the place and ruining the experience for everyone
Well, I wouldn't say for no reason, since basically all of Austrailia is out to kill you.
>yuropeon cuckolds too busy prepping their immigrant muslim bulls to have a friendly server
>americans literally can't handle the banter
>yuropoors so buttblasted by America's superiority in virtually everything that they repost the same images and memes over and over again in some vain attempt to regain a shred of their dignity
>ITT: People who have never been face to face with an Emu
I lost 4 family members last week to an Emu, even after I had made my weekly tribute to the Emus Heritage Fund.
They actually can't, at uni the only foreign students that came to the study in the UK that didn't make any friends were the Americans
Every other nation was in unity making fun of each other every single day but the Americans couldn't even handle a school shooting joke. To put it in context, the Chinese kids actually laughed when we implied they ate dogs, and said at least we don't eat dicks. Based chinks
>American desperately tries to write a post that makes him look smug and collected when he's bawling his eyes out because of the banter
Case in point.
Rest of the world, are you even trying?