17 more days!
>Pre-order bonuses and Leaked DLC
xth for pink haired Uchiha boy never.
I was hoping the brown girl from an earlier game would be playable since she was mentioned writing letters to Nalt in one of the storm games.
>Win: +10BP or TRANSMISSION ERROR
Anyone with a rank of 13 or above I've ever seen is a quitter or a person with a hack allowing him to DC without getting DC count.
I hope they fix this in 4.
Yeah. Although apparently his Senju arm was 'nearly ready' at the end of the Boruto movie. Dunno why it took like 12 years to get his done, when Naruto's was done in like a month or less.
You guys think Tenten will be any good in this game?
>tfw you actually knew someone who shipped Hinata and Sasuke
After his final fight with Naruto, yeah.
Hit each other with a full-force Rasengan and Chidori.
Although to be fair, they both should've been blasted apart on an atomic level, with they power they were tossing around.
>You will never be Salad's surrogate uncle whom she thinks is really cool
That is incorrect. Right before Sasuke left the village to go on his journey at the end of Chapter 699, Naruto told him Tsunade had their artificial Senju arms ready. Sasuke refused the offer, possibly because it's a reminder of their battle and that he deserved to lose something for everything that he did.
I don't even play ranked any more unless there's nothing else available and the opponent has 0 DC rate. Fuck potentially feeding butt-blasted game-quitters with exactly what they want with 0 chance of anything positive actually happening.
>ninja jesus that saved the whole damn world
>has a hot wife and 2 adorable and talented kids that makes his father-in-law proud knowing that his clan will remain the strongest in the leaf for generations to come
>finally achieve his dream job
>which is being a shitty pencil pusher
>actually linking to fanfiction
Come quick February before I regret preordering the CE.
Which uncle do you want to be? The mass murderer or the coolest mass murderer?
>This, XCOM 2 and Digimon Cyber Sluts all coming out in early February
I don't know if I'll have time to play them all
>Naruto and Hinata's first time having sex
>The entire Hyuuga clan gathers for an emergency clan meeting and everyone activated their byakugans gossiping, discussing and grading Naruto and Hinata's kamasutra no jitsu
Imagine what Kurama was doing at that time. I wonder if he'd pump Naruto full of chakra so he could pump Hinata full of semen.
Since when has their clothing gotten ripped?
Well, she does look very excited to see him again.
The feature debuted in this game. PTS Naruto's is cool. He has that hole in his shirt which refers to the time Sasuke chidori'd his right lung in the Valley of the End.
I'm looking forward to seeing every one.
They'd only have to increase the stun on her shuriken combo so you can't start guarding in the middle of being hit by it and she would be viable I imagine. She has a good grab and a great awakening already.
Seriously though, why the fuck couldn't he have a shadow clone do the office work while the real him is with his family, at least for his kid's birthday? I get that they need a little conflict before they reveal Naruto's still a pretty good dad, but that just seemed forced as hell.
Pretty sure he uses his real body for work in case he needs to respond to anything immediately. He only absorbs the information of a clone once it's disappeared. If something urgent came up, real him wouldn't know about it until the clone disappeared.
That fucking moment where Gaara's dad told him his mother loved him all along and the sand creates a gigantic shield in the form of Karura, covering him with her hands. Broke my fucking heart.
>I get that they need a little conflict before they reveal Naruto's still a pretty good dad
Actualy, the reason the Boruto movie works is precisely because Naruto isn't a good dad which makes Boruto actually sympathetic instead of whiny
>Pretty sure he uses his real body for work in case he needs to respond to anything immediately. He only absorbs the information of a clone once it's disappeared. If something urgent came up, real him wouldn't know about it until the clone disappeared.
The clone could kill itself
>Pretty sure he uses his real body for work in case he needs to respond to anything immediately
Unless Sauce calls him to go shank some little kid, then the real him runs away from the village before even getting some lunch.
> the clone could kill itself
Hey, I'm not saying what Naruto did MADE SENSE. I'm giving an explanation as to maybe why he did it. Also it'd look really bad if something did come up - like a foreign ambassador came, asking something, and it was a shadow clone.
"So, do you agree with what we've discussed"
"I dunno, hang on, I'll disappear and get the real me!"
"You...you what. You don't even have the decency to deal with me in person? Are you fucking kidding me right now?"
Well, it was important to capture the kid and extract information from him. He did attack Sasuke, claiming to be an Uchiha with a Sharingan. Shizune, Kakashi, and Shikamaru agreed that they act quickly before anything gets out of hand.
I didn't mean in the middle of the night, dude. I just mean in like the regular day.
Although I do see where you're coming from - it'd make way more sense to be real Naruto during the day, and use a clone if there's anything else you need to catch up on at night.
But let's face it, when has Naruto ever been anything other than pants-on-head retarded?
He didn't even remember her birthday until Boruto mentioned it earlier that day in the movie, and then he knew that he had to go to that shit, but he also still had paper work.
Its not hard to understand his motivations, the guy even has clones play with his son instead of going to see him as well in the Gaiden.
He thinks he can handle everything with clones, and its just as good. He sends out a thousand clones all day to deal with misc shit, and it works out just fine, while he does paper work.
For Naruto, him sending a clone to his daughter's party was just him doing the same thing he always does, except this time it blows up in his face.
People act like this is somehow out of character despite it fitting the character entirely as its established in Gaiden and Boruto, with him using this tactic for everything. He's a busy guy, clones can deal with most shit, and he doesn't understand that there are some situations where clone isn't good enough.
A character needs to not be great at something in order to improve as a character though. After he fucked up here, he stopped sending clones home, and instead tried to talk to his son through e-mail, rather than clone, and he really did come home eventually later that week.
He's not too great of a parent, its awkward for him, so he tries to stay away at times, but he's getting better or trying at least.
> A character needs to not be great at something in order to improve as a character though.
Tell that to Boruto 'Killed a God at age 12' Uzumaki.
There's literally nowhere to go but down for him. He might as well be inducted into the ANBU right now.
>she's not playable but her shit brother is
What the fuck CC2?
>people actually think stupid hitbox abuse until the defense option is gone the game is fun.=
>people will actually buy a game hiding two characters behind a preorder, and team ultimate and two costumes behind a preorder OF A SEASON PASS
Hiashi's plan makes no fucking sense. Why why would you offer ninja Jesus your less talented daughter who isn't even the heir anymore? And in the end the kids aren't even Hyuuga's, and only one of them managed to activate the Byakugan. This is why it'll take another full generation plus Salad's Uchiha genes before a genetic messiah can be created.
They can easily just give her a joke version of Neji/Hinata's moveset like they did with Hanabi and put her in.
But I'd much rather have Mitsuki, new team 10 and the kid with the iron sand cloak before her.
She's not just heir to the Hyuuga clan. She's fucking PRINCESS Hyuuga. Directly descended from Hamura himself. Bringing together Hagoromo and Hamura's chakra is a home run for fucking everyone, not to mention Konoha's future security.
Five years old, already the strongest and most genius Hyuuga to ever be born with mastery enough to completely blindside Naruto before he even knew what the fuck.
She's not a Ninja yet, but she can fight, and she's powerful.
Why does everything have to be dark and edgy with you? Do you hate lighthearted and comedic things? What? What happened to you as a child, anon. Tell us your story. It's ok, we won't judge you.
Pffft, of course.
She's the #3 Best Girl, after Vanilla Hinata and Road to Ninja AU Bitchnata.
>Hiashi's plan makes no fucking sense. Why why would you offer ninja Jesus your less talented daughter who isn't even the heir anymore?
Hinata is slightly super special after The Last; she's got Hameru's chakra and memories, among other things.
Her chakra was so much, that she could casually refill Naruto's chakra when he was entirely drained during the battle
Also they did a Love love Tenkyouhan attack against the core of the Moon thing.
Hameru dictated that she was the Byakugan Princess, who was the closest to him in chakra or something, so he gave her all of the power he had left.
This is the reason that Himawari is the reincarnation of Kaguya already, since they accidentally already joined the bloodlines a bit that shouldn't be joined.
She has Hameru's power, he had Hagumoto's power, and then they had sex.
>be lonely space NEET
>qt 10/10 girl wants to be your princess while you blow up the world because it's your religion or something
>says she's going to make a scarf for you
>read her brain during dinner in your creepy castle
>turns out she's making it for this total Chad you beat up trying to rescue her
Netori is like if /r9k/ were a bunch of ayyliens
It used to be right where the 20% discount notice is right now. My guess is they somehow couldn't fit both on the same page, I dunno. You could always try asking on that same page if you're still doubtful.
How is she a princess? That always sounded like a fan fiction title. Sasuke and Madara never went around calling themselves kings.
And those with great titles like Minato, Guy, Kakashi Hashirama, Hiruzen and Jiraiya all earned theirs.
Seeing how Hinata is a titty monster and Naruto went from midget to a fucking giant as puberty hit him like a semi-truck. Himawari and Boruto are probably going to grow up hot. and Sarada probably going to have sex with Boruto during the day she becomes Hokage, in public, in front of everyone, with their parents watching.
Only one is the Byakugan Princess, who was the most pure Byakugan chakra or whatever it was.
People with no talent, typically grow up to be super powerful in this universe. There are two tiers of Power in Naruto; people born special, and people born with no talent, both of those grow up to be super strong. People with moderate talent grow up to be nothing.
Obito, Naruto, Gai, Lee, Hinata, etc
Being born with nothing makes you as strong as those born with everything.
However if you were born with "Something, but not really special, its just normal" you're shit.
And yet Toneri made it a point to go after Hinata. Because, you know, she's the Byakugan Princess. What proof do you have Hanabi has Hamura's chakra?
Hashirama and Madara were indicated as being the reincarnations of Indra and Asura, NOT their siblings. Itachi is the solo king and so on but he was NOT the reincarnation. Sibling relation is irrelevant.
Butthurt an obvious side character is being treated like a side character even though there's no reason to believe she's anything else but a side character.
Anyway I'm pretty excited for Bort now that I've seen they've given him a cool-as-fuck moveset with all sorts of elemental jutsu.
i hope we get those and triad team guy outfits in the future
> confirmed for not having watched The Last.
Hamura Ootsutsuki proclaims her as Princess, because her chakra is almost identical to his. She is not heiress to the clan, but is more pure Hyuuga than Hanabi or even Hiashi.
>Sarada probably going to have sex with Boruto during the day she becomes Hokage, in public, in front of everyone, with their parents watching.
Salad is just marking her territory.
>That always sounded like a fan fiction title
That really doesn't mean anything. Hinata never called herself the Byakugan Princess, everybody ELSE did that. You do know what you're talking about, right?
s-stahp CC2 you are making my dick feel funny
>People with no talent, typically grow up to be super powerful in this universe.
No, people with no talent end up like Lee at best, good but nothing special. Naruto was talented, he was just a late bloomer. Not to mention he was practically born with the fox, which ensured he'd become legendary.
The conflict some people see of this series being talent vs. hard work is a false dichotomy because even those with talent are going to work hard, so it isn't an equalizer. This is why Hinata never surpassed Neji.
Can you blame them when Hyuga genes are so good?
In case any of you were curious about the figure in the special edition.
> tfw the fictional character you followed for 10+years is married with a hot wife and cute kids
> you're still a basement dweller Wizard
>Hagoromo's power-ups turned Naruto and Sasuke into unbeatable Gods
>Hamura's power-up turned Hinata into a heal slut
Every day I'm convinced more that Hags did 90% of the job when sealing mommy.
>playing storm story mode
does it get intresting other than narudo scroll collecting? i thought the storm games covered the story
>tfw Naruto has a pham all his own
>Has the world's best waifu
>fought a guy who JUST all to try and save her man
>Got his dream job
>his journey is over
Fucking lucky...I'm starting to see why people abandon 3D for 2D
>10/10 is still bitter that they let Neji die
>her weapon shop not doing so well in peace time adds to her frustration
>10/10 finally snapped use the god tools to wreck havok on the village
>is stopped by Boruta and got her ass kicked by him
>10/10 sees Neji in Boruto
>10/10 becomes aggressive with her "hey kid, wanna /ss/?" with Boruto ever since
>This is why Hinata never surpassed Neji.
When she mastered the 64 hit combo during the war, she caught up to Neji mostly. Combine that with her learning the super advanced lion fist thing, net defense that is apparently real, and Hameru chakra, and she already surpassed.
Although she needed Neji's ghost helping her the first time for her to be able to catch up to him. However after that point she noted that she had obtained a new power.
Neji's ghost seems to help a lot of people; Hinata, Rock Lee, he keeps showing up.
Rock Lee manga shows that Hinata already caught up with Hanabi awhile back, but she doesn't really want the responsibility of being heir, so she lets Hanabi have it still.
She improved a lot; its noted that lion fist shit is some advanced Hyuuga technique that she somehow learned offscreen.
>And yet Toneri made it a point to go after Hinata.
Because she wasn't underage and his entire role in the movie was to make Naruto jealous.
>Because, you know, she's the Byakugan Princess.
That role is entirely arbitrary because she has to be the co-main character in the film. There's no reason to think that if Hanabi weren't older and hadn't gotten her eyes ripped out that she couldn't have fulfilled the role herself, because she's genetically the same as Hinata and probably stronger.
> Not having the Naruhina dual set already
Step it up senpai.
Neji was a jounin, something which Hinata never achieved. If she ever surpassed him in power it was only because he died thus halting his progress.
Barely being able to do 64 palms when Neji was doing that when he was 13 in no way makes her his equal.
> the day she becomes Hokage
> implying Tobirama or Danzo didn't lace the Hokage hat with explosive tags set to detonate on contact with Uchiha chakra
I'm so glad Sakura is being rewarded for all of her poor life choices. I bet every now and then she wanders past Naruto's place and sees the four of them being a great family and cries herself to sleep that night.
Well, yeah. I mean, Hamura wasn't even mentioned until the late chapter 600s. Everything up to that point was Hagoromo this and Sage of the Six Paths that.
Reminder that, fucking hilariously, in the Konoha Hiden novels, when Guy and Lee are looking for a present for Hinata and Naruto's wedding, GUY OUTSTRIPS LEE RUNNING ALONG THE ROOFTOPS, DOING FLIPS AND SHIT IN HIS WHEELCHAIR.
>Unless Sauce calls him to go shank some little kid
Sauce said he had it under control, he was just keeping the boss informed. It's Naruto who thought it was worth leaving over.
> Neji was a Jounin
> implying ranks even matter, at all, slightly, in the least
Naruto and Sasuke are both still Genin in their battle at the Valley of the End at the climax of Naruto. Obito is a Genin when he summons Kurama, kills Minato and Kushina, and is STILL a Genin at the Fourth Shinobi World War.
I wouldn't call Guy talentless. He was already powerful even without gates. He surpassed his father and can actually do some ninjutsu unlike Lee.
But ironically in the end he became a cripple while Kakashi became Hokage, so...
sometimes the childhood friend can be a winner
I don't know what she continued to see in Sasuke after the Kage Summit. The guy was a edgy sperg.
I was I had a woman like that. I fuck up people's shit and almost doom the world and she still wants my dick jammed into her.
> man, I'm enjoying this alone time
> no pinkshit, no homosexual undertones from blonde fag
> just me and nature
> fuck, this is nice
> oh shit, kid with a sharingan
> well, I better report this to the boss-man
> hey, heads up, kid with a sharingan, don't worry, I'm on the fucking case
> w-what? No, you don't need to come along
> really, I got this
> konoha needs you
> please don't come along
> fucking hell
> that'll teach me to tell him stuff
Only in the animus, kid.
I really want more scenes with Naruto and his family.
>but has Neji's chiseled Hyuuga features
I don't get where some people see this, he looks exactly like his dad only with wavy hair.
You can call it plot convenience all you like, it still happened. If that's all your reason for dismissing Hinata's capacity, it makes me feel like you might be a bit biased.
Plus, there's no reason to think Hanabi could have filled that role, either. Unless that was stated somewhere...?
Hinata won. Throughout all the Uchiha faggotry and bloodline bullshit, the one thing that people were hoping for happened. She won, and Naruto managed to become Hokage, along with Saucegay being broken down into a worthless piece of shit. Sakura could have gotten fucked too if not for Kishi's editor.
It all worked out in the end.
>tfw you will never have a big titted princess lust after you her whole life and devotes her life to being with you
Just end it
I've been watching the original series for the past month. I'm at the end of season 4 and people have been telling me just to skip to Shippuden. What I want to know is, are there any episodes that deserve watching from the treasure hunt through season 5? What about the movies? I just watched Clash in the Land of Snow.
It means literally nothing. It's an arbitrary title. Naruto jumped straight from Genin to Hokage. Gaara jumped from Chuunin to Hokage. Sasuke is still a Genin as of the Boruto movie. It'd make more sense to give missions based on individual - or team - ability, but fuck it, just make a locked down letter-based system instead.
Yeah, instead of it being because he deserved it like we thought it happened, he got promored just because he was at the right place at the right time to save Gaara from some guy with a guitar.
In terms of plot it's because the village was destroyed, the Hokage was in a coma, and a Kage Summit had been called, and then a war broke out, so there was no time to worry about promotions.
The meta explanation is because Kishi thought it would be poetic if Naruto went straight from Genin to Hokage.
Pretty sure Obito and Rin were both Chunin, since they made a point about Kakashi becoming a higher rank than them when he became a Jonin. Not that that meant much at that time, they were handing out wartime promotions like candy since ninja were dying left and right.
Hamura was noted to be the Sasuke of his generation, while Hagumoto is the Naruto
The Naruto guy lives in the light, he gets the attention, the glory, the blah blah. He lives in the light in order to be a symbol for others, to teach them, to show them.
While there's also the Sasuke guy, who lives in the shadows all his life. He is the guy that doesn't want attention, isn't remembered as much by history, and tends to fuck off somewhere and no one except the light guy knows what happened there typically. This is the guy who in the shadows protected the light guy and was just as strong as him, but isn't as remembered.
Every generation has them
Tobirama and 1st Hokage
Danzo and 3rd Hokage
Sasuke and Naruto
Hameru and Hagumoto
Pein and his eventual flesh corpse friend
We already know from the flashbacks, three flashbacks in particular, that its entirely wrong to say that Hagumoto just did all the shit because "Fuck this brother who I didn't know about as much, he was obviously just a lazy asshole, and the real show was the guy I did know about, he's the only one who did shit".
History always shows a pattern here; there's the guy in the light and the guy in the dark, one of them is remembered as the light of the world, the other protects things from the shadows in his own way but is distinctly less remembered outside of their generation, but they're always yin and yang with each other, and basically just as powerful.
The reason Hameru isn't as remembered is obvious; he fucked off to the Moon after their battle with their mother, to forever watch over the seal, so that it would never break.
He's apparently "immortalish", so it was almost a good plan you could say. Apparently he wasn't quite immortal as he needed to be to make it work though. He still somehow lived to the current age almost.
The fact that there are freak examples like Naruto and Sasuke doesn't make the rankings arbitrary. It's simply a fact that Neji was always stronger than Hinata, no amount of waifufagging is going to change that.
Obito and Rin were both Genin at the time. It showed Obito at least get decimated in the Chuunin Exams. I guess I can't confirm Rin.
> Hamura was noted to be the Sasuke of his generation, while Hagumoto is the Naruto
That's wrong. The Sasuke/Naruto thing started at Hagoromo's two sons, Indra and Ashura.
> Tobirama and 1st Hokage
> implying Tobirama was Hashirama's Sasuke
Nigga Madara was Hashirama's Sasuke.
There's canon sources which I've stated before that say Hinata is at least on par with Neji as of the Fourth Shinobi World War. No amount of Hinata-hating is going to change that.
Face it anon, Hamura wasn't meant to exist until Kishi had to come up with something to turn Hinata into a special snowflake for the romantic movie.
>Obito and Rin were both Genin at the time. It showed Obito at least get decimated in the Chuunin Exams. I guess I can't confirm Rin.
At the time of Kakashi Gaiden, both Obito and Rin were Chunin and Kakashi had just become a Jounin.
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I don't think so
There's one of the naruto movies that had rock lee in it, so I'd say that one
It's been a while since I watched pre-shippuden, so take that with a grain of salt
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The poster implies that team ten and team sand nigger will play big roles.
The new InoShikaCho is pretty strong too but nobody holds a candle to Bort's literal squad of demigods spawned from the most powerful shinobi of their era.
I mean these 3 could probably beat Zabuza and Haku by themselves.
Its not like Neji really advanced beyond that point either.
He kind of stagnated, which is why Hinata eventually caught up.
Guy never created any more techs after he was twelve years old.
Metal's mom is just listed as "unknown" in the official guidebook. And in the credits of the movie it has all the families grouped together for pictures and Tenten is shown separate from Lee and Metal.
>yfw the new author asspulls Hidan back to life so the new kids have something to play with
You got a kid who could punch him into smithereens, a kid who could throw an invisible ball of death at him and take his head off, and a kid who could molest him from afar with stretchy snek arms and God knows what else.
>Its not like Neji really advanced beyond that point either.
Problem is that we never saw him fight at all in part 2 except jobbing to a Kisame clone.
But still, his biggest feat is killing one of the sound 4 while Hinata's is getting one-shotted by two different rinnegan users.
>tfw Boruto and Shikadai fight Lord Jashin who is also an ayy lmao
>the new manga
WHAT?! There's another manga coming out?
There's nothing to suggest he stagnated, the opposite in fact since Hiashi started training him and he managed to become a Jounin.
But even if their movesets are practically identical, Neji is still better at the individual techniques than Hinata.
Lame. They could have given us some great Naruhina moments or showing Gaara and Naruto hanging out as best bros. Instead they retell the who freaking story but with more Minato.
Her biggest feats were saving Naruto against Pain, giving him talk-no-jutsu when he was losing hope against Obito, repelling one of the ten tails hands briefly, taking down one of the ten tails offspring beast things after Neji's ghost talked to her, and ripping some bitches eyes out on the Moon after some shit went down and she tried to handle things on her own.
Also being the receipticle of all of Hamura's power and knowledge that he had left, in order to stop Toneri.
if I pre-order now with
will I get it?
>Jashin was/is and ayylien
>Turn out they have been in war with the Ootsutsuki for Eons
>Naruto world is trap in a intergalactic war.
Although her saving Naruto there, mainly amounted to create a small gap by distracting the villain, and making Naruto so angry that he powered up.
Still, without her he'd be dead there, no rage powerup.
>Her biggest feats were saving Naruto against Pain, giving him talk-no-jutsu when he was losing hope against Obito
Those have nothing to do with fighting abilities
>repelling one of the ten tails hands briefly
needed Naruto's chakra for that. Neji could do it by himself
>taking down one of the ten tails offspring beast things after Neji's ghost talked to her
So did all of the other rookies without any ghost's help. Team 7 were even taking them down by the dozen
>after some shit went down and she tried to handle things on her own.
She failed and needed Naruto's power to bail her out.
Tell me what you love about Sakura!
He was way better than Naruto but considered worse because he was supposed to be a prodigy Uchiha.
Naruto also had the hatred of everyone directed at him because he had the kyuubi sealed inside him. Which makes no fucking sense in retrospect.
>hey doesn't Naruto look like the beloved Fourth Hokage
>and isn't his last name Uzumaki like the Fourth Hokage's wife
>and wasn't she super pregnant around the time the Kyuubi attacked
>and why do we treat Naruto like shit anyway
>won't that just increase his odds of becoming a sociopath with a horrible demon inside him
Seriously, they're lucky Naruto was so plucky or else he would've been Gaara but infinitely worse.
I love that she gets fucking rekt constantly
It's really inconsistent.
During the Kakashi Gaiden they made him out to be a wimp that was barely keeping up, especially compared to Kakashi.
But then in the flashbacks during their fight in the Sharingan Dimension, it showed Obito keeping up with Kakashi and fighting evenly with him without even having his Sharingan. Unless that was just filler.
>Team 7 were even taking them down by the dozen
Wow, do you mean to tell me that two demigods and a girl that can punch hard enough to cause fucking earthquakes did well in combat? I'm so fucking surprised.
That she has anger issues severe enough for her to punch down her fucking house.
Naruto's character was a contradiction from the start because he has to be an orphan hated by everyone while also being the son of the legendary Fourth Hokage. Those two traits are entirely incompatible.
>Seriously, they're lucky Naruto was so plucky or else he would've been Gaara but infinitely worse
That was the point. Naruto said he could have easily ended up like Gaara if he didn't have people to eventually support him.
He said he could have ended up like Sasuke too.
Nothing about jinchuriki make any fucking sense.
>Hey we have these people with literal demons inside of them
>they become really fucking powerful and are used as tools in war
>WE SHOULD TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT, YES, THAT'S A RECIPE FOR SUCCESS
Only nig village knows what's up
>it's not for lewd effects
Hell, Naruto and Sasuke married some cute girls
Kumo is also the only Village to have the two training centres in the entire world that can help a Jinchuuriki centre themselves and learn about their bijuu.
Which makes it even more amazing that Jinchuuriki like Fuu are happy and upbeat, considering they would've been ostracized just as much.
Well to be fair even though it was said all jinchuriki were like that, we only know for a fact that Naruto, Gaara, and Bee somewhat were. The others we know next to nothing about, so their circumstances could have conceivably been different.
No one knew who his father was, though, except for the few people who already knew (Kakashi, Hiruzen, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Ichiraku, etc.). It was made a secret in order to protect Naruto from Minato's enemies.
Everyone not in the know thought he was the fox at worst, or a random annoying orphan at best.
The raikage knew, and ironically he was one of Minato's enemies.
Itachi also knew for some reason.
But then why would the higher ups just leave him to fend for himself? Why didn't the Third Hokage do something? Or Kakashi, Minato's student. Or Jiraiya, Minato's teacher.
Instead it fell to Iruka, a literal nobody, to be his first real friend and guardian.
>Nig village treated them like shit too
They explicitly didn't. They were treated with respect and actively trained them to control their tailed beast instead of treating them like shit for no reason.
It's actually pretty damn good so far. Been reading a little bit of it and it capture the characters pretty well. The only problem is that it was finished in 2013, so it has a few contradictions with the canon.
The Raikage and Minato may have been enemies, but A respected Minato enough as a ninja to leave his son be. At least, that's my guess.
As for Itachi, his mother was BFFs with Kushina, so of course he would have known.
>Sarada wasn't a boy
>Uchiha didn't come pairs
Sakura how do you fuck up so bad?
Well if they intervened it would be suspicious.
And we know that the Third gave him allowance and visited him, if I remember correctly.
Kakashi was probably still in Anbu (or dealing with PTSD if you take the filler as headcanon).
Jiraya doesn't really have an excuse as far as I can remember.
>tfw the lady who looks after your kid makes her dress like a whore but you don't care enough to say anything
I'm now imagining A telling Akatsuki to get fucked when they came around offering missions, and it's hilarious.
> period of peace
> everyone covered by the Shinobi Alliance Pact
> Kumo still creates a fucking chakra cannon large enough to shatter the moon.
>grandson of Minato "1000 Cloud Kamikaze" Namikaze
>related to the Hyuuga "White eyes kill black guys" clan
>already blew up a Cloud kid's face in the Chuunin Exams
Is it just me or is Burrito gonna be the Moonman of the nardoverse?
Hiruzen made it punishable under the strictest laws Konoha had - so probably death - to talk about Naruto's demon, or his family. He didn't want it getting out that Naruto was Minato's son because...reasons?
Hiruzen was the shittest Hokage.
>no need to worry about your kids ripping out each other's eyes to gain more power in the future
If all Uchiha stopped after just one kid none of this would have happened.
In my opinion? The PS3. Can't play for shit on xbox.
I have no doubt the whole "Uzumaki clan" stuff was a retcon, it just makes the situation even worse in retrospect.
To tell you the truth I was pretty pissed when it became a thing because it was such a common plot point in shitty fanfiction. That and Kushina being the previous nine tails jinchuriki also basically destroyed what was left of Naruto being a nobody who had to struggle for everything. I've gotten over it though because I think Kushina was actually one of the better written characters to come out of part 2.
> it would be suspicious
> it would be suspicious that an adult stopped a kid from being victimised and hated
> it would be suspicious that an adult is a decent human being
Hiruzen fucked up Konoha so hard after that attack.
>He didn't want it getting out that Naruto was Minato's son because...reasons?
I think it's because it would make Naruto a target; the infant jinchuriki of the Nine Tails and son of the Yellow Flash? That's a fucking jackpot.
No, anon, it would be suspicious that the higher ups of the village would visit a random orphan on a regular basis.
I'm not saying it isn't a stupid explanation, I'm just trying to give one.
>Sarada wasn't a boy
That's the best thing that has happened to the franchise. It finally broke the cycle.
Also, that's on Sasuke since the male is the one that determines the gender of the baby.
Obitobi was great but it didn't go far enough IMO because Madara stole the spotlight as soon as the reveal happened. And as entertaining as Madara was, I think it would have been better story-wise for Obito to be the sole final villain.
But anything would have been better than Kaguya.
> i could make it public so that fucking everyone loved Naruto, cared for him, and watched out for him
> i could make it so that everyone would fucking notice if he disappeared
> i could make it so that everyone fucking hates him, ignores him, and wouldn't notice if he got kidnapped
Because, you know, reminder that OBITO WAS STILL OUT THERE AND COULD'VE BEEN LIKE HEY KUMO DO YOU WANT ANOTHER JINCHUURIKI GO TO KONOHA AND TAKE THE BLONDE KID NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
I believed Tobi was Obito all along because I knew Kishi was a hack writer and that would be his lame idea of a twist. Even when Tobi claimed to be Madara, I still thought he was Obito because Tobi is a villain and villains lie all the time.
People made fun of me and called me stupid.
>mfw Tobi = Obito was confirmed and the tears of others' butthurt started flowing
It was a glorious day for me.
The theories about who Pain and Konan were were the best. Even an undead Minato was seriously suggested. And it turned out they were two entirely new characters. It was like the inverse of the Obitobi situation.
It also kills the 'who's my mom/where's dad' plot unless she had a twin/
He almost took them both out.
If he had thrown them a barrage of knives when they were down instead of monologuing he could have actually killed them.
They respected him because he wasn't a massive cunt during the war, he conducted himself and his Village with honour, and when the war was over tried to smooth things over with the other Villages.
To be fair, Kurama straight-up says that getting shanked in the stomach with a sword wasn't even slightly close to hurting Naruto.
Kek, I almost forgot about her.
>gets in one fight the entire series
>proceeds to get mindraped in that fight
>next time she appears she's pregnant and permanently out of the story
>Orochi creates the baller sounding Sound Village
>gets forgotten and never covered again
That's because it was just a euphemism for "state sanctioned prison and research lab"
Picking up on all the subtle clues that Obito wasn't really Madara were the best times I ever had with this series. When Madara was revealed as an Edo Tensei, I was literally shaking with excitement.
The actual reveal was pretty anti-climactic in comparison, since it spoiled it right away before the mask even came off.
>I don't get her appeal.
There IS no appeal. That's what's stupid. Everyone want's the other characters to be playable, but the said no and gave us a character nobody asked for.
He is a family man now, unlike Naruto he knows he can't run an entire village and be a good dad/mom at the same time.
>I was literally shaking with excitement
Hyuga are descendants of the original Ootsutsuki "Moon man" Hamura anyway
Don't care. Get with the baby making. I want little red head kids.