>I used to never be able to get an SSS rank in combat or on a mission, even on the simplest of difficulties
>It's easier so it's better
Why do they listen to some people but not others? Do you have to inception them? Make them think it was their idea, just plant it? You could go to your friend, suggest he kiss that cute boy over there, and then he'd fag out in a couple years.
I'm pretty sure even a black dick can't penetrate all that ass-lard, jesus.
for muh pc bors
DmC shilling was such a level beyond.
I'm never sure I even remotely believe these stories. If I go to my video store they just ring me up and want me on my way.
Like seriously, what cunt shelf thinks its good salesmanship to go, "Oh, you're buying these? Don't buy these. Go over there and buy that."
Goddammit, you triggered me, congrats, but why the fuck do you have that shit.
What in the fuck? The question lies to you, then you get marked down for believing it?
>X is true. How might it be possible that X is true?
>Well, X can be true if Y is true.
>WRONG, X isn't true at all! Tricked ya, 0 points you fucking 3rd grader!
They're not his, they're manufactured things for website hits. He takes the position of the bad guy that is already written, takes one for the team, puts on that punchable face.
>every new gen the games keep getting worse and worse than the past one
>it is happening again
That looks like fun, and unironically makes me want to but a katana.
I understand that the katana isn't very practical in real combat, given its difficulty in piercing amrour, but it looks fun to fuck around with
>"the Halo 4 campaign is paced better than any first-person shooter this side of Half-Life 2"
>"how does Halo 4’s multiplayer suite live up to the legacy Bungie has set? It’s golden."
>"Halo 4 is not only a success, but a bar-raising triumph for the entire first-person shooter genre. And just how new developer 343 Industries has done it will surprise, delight, and excite you."
What do I win?
>guy disagrees without presenting his reasons, adding nothing to the discussion, so he is downvoted
now if this was a fairly well thought out comment with hundreds of downvotes, you could use it as an example of the system being broken
He's actually doing quite good, it's not as easy to do as it looks. He's still a fat fuck though, but he got the job done. I'd like to see you cunts try it, probably thinking that you're gonna split it in two on the first try.
i could, the secret is to try and punch behind the hand
>Halo 4 is one of the worst FPS campaigns I've ever played.
How many FPS games have you even played?
It's a bit of a disappointment but it's not even the worst Halo campaign.
It's far better than most shovelware COD/homefront/battlefield campaigns.
I called out my 10th grade English teacher for saying Athena is the goddess of love and beauty.
She kept insisting she really was, even bringing up how she has Greek heritage. She then asked to see me after class and told me that was completely unacceptable. She did admit to being wrong after I told her to google it, but she still said I shouldn't correct adults because it is disrespectful.
Had a ditzy High School Spanish teacher who tried to tell my Kazakhstani classmate that his home country was in the continent of "The middle east". Whole class tore into her and it made for good bantz for about a month.
DmC was another game that was shilled back and forth by journalists, and didn't really take with the mainstream demographic. Whereas with other games you'll have people try and pretend there wasn't mass shilling, with DmC it seems journalists still get very salty about defending it in the face of mockery.
That didn't take long.
The romans didn't even have a concept of 0, though. Zero as a number and mathematical concept didn't really pick up traction until the past thousand years.
>a guitar that shoots bats and lightning is lame
Wouldn't be a problem if PC's and PS4's had local multiplayer. I used to want two more brothers so we could really play some smash bros. or mario golf or something
Does this shit really happen in murrica?
Fuck is this
The fuck is this
Is this what you fucks have for a bloody excuse of a teacher
I get that teaching 2nd and 3rd graders ain't hard and most people don't need a degree on quantum physics to teach kids, but is this really a fucking thing in today's fucking age.
Count me fucking triggered damit.
I've played a lot of them, including every Halo up to 4. It's maybe slightly better than CE, but CE was still better when you're not playing the same copypasted level backwards (which is half the game admittedly). The story was terrible and seems to have fuck all to do with anything that came before. As someone who only played the games and never messed around with the books, I had no idea what was happening most of the time or what relationship it had with the established world. And this is coming from someone who was able to follow the gist of Marathon Infinity's plot without having to do any homework. The new weapons and enemies seemed to be added jsut for the sake of adding new shit, but they didn't do enough to distinguish themselves from the already established well balanced dichotomy of UNSC vs. Covenant tech. I had the least fun with Halo 4 than with any other Halo title. At least CE had the benefit of being something new, it was still a fresh experience despite the flaws. Halo 4 had a whole franchise to build on and failed.
This should trigger all of /v/. Xbone is a good system.
Bloodborne is a japanese game, gravity rush is a japanese game, yakuza is a japanese game, the last guardian is a japanese game. A game can be japanese without be moeblob animu shit.
I've got one of those, let me look for it
>>HOW DARE A JAPANESE CONSOLE MADE BY A JAPANESE COMPANY FOR A JAPANESE MARKET
Sony fucking hates japan they are a westaboo company through and through just look at their first party games
It's more /pol/tard rage than /v/ rage, but I know many of you subhuman /pol/ vermin infest this board.
It's asinine. As long as the kid can prove he or she understands the question and can solve it, showing a correct way to solve it, that should be enough that they grasp the idea and can apply it in practice. It's a "technicality" teacher who wants you to do it completely her way. It's not enough that you got the right answer, you have to figure it out her way as well.
>Starts out okay
>Literally starts with a David Cage game
If you hate anime that much that you think Persona 5 or Nier: Automata will be worse than a David Cage game about Detroit, you're on the wrong site.
someone with more skill than me crop the bottom dudes face with the "Doom" in "DoomChan" under it, please
can't wait for the return of toddposting when the F4 DLC starts releasing
anime is fine but moe blob garbage is always shit
>guitar that shoots bats is lame
This shit triggers me.
if you've never seen anime before just say so
I don't mind this. There have to be rules for there to be a game, and some rules make the game more fun. Admittedly I haven't played any Bioshock game but there are good games where you're forced to choose what to bring with you, you can't have it all all the time and be prepared for all situations.
Which one of you did this?
So, they'd rather fuck a kid (male) than a woman?
its fine if you don't know what you're talking about no will judge you
Why have I seen this three times
Last time I did an anon said the guy ends up fucking the chicken and killing it in the process
>Just undressing her made me on the verge of cumming
this triggers me only because that didn't happen to me
or probably because it may have happened but i was too autist as a kid to notice
he can't even type moon properly
>No cursing, drinking,whining and crude or sexual remarks
Then where is the fun?
For what purpose?
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
>No Character switching
imagine all the mirror matches
>No attacking in mid air
come on now
I hope somebody trashed their club hardcore style
Actually the kid got it right.
If we assume a size of "one unit" for both pizzas we can calculate a value of 25% which needs to be exceeded for Marty's pizza to have eaten more pizza than Luis. Notice that the text just refers to "more pizza", which is simply the mass and not the pizza slices.
4/6 * 1.25 (25% additional pizza size @Marty) = 5/6 * 1 ("one unit" sized pizza @Luis)
So IF Marty's pizza really was more than 25% the size of Luis' pizza he'd indeed have eaten "more pizza" even if it's just 4/6 compared to Luis' 5/6 tiny pizza.
It worked in something like Halo because each gun had a niche like headshot capability, more damage to shields or a fuckton of ammo for long skirmishes. BS:I guns are all basically the same, except for the amount of shots per reload. Ammo doesn't even matter because BOOKER CATCH. Don't get me started on the alt universe guns, which are LITERALLY reskins
I swear, I can't think of a time when a marketing team were such colossal dicks that they would shit on the past games of the same franchise they're trying to sell people.
I think if the kid is talking over adults it is disrespectful, but if the kid waits and talks like a reasonable human being then there is nothing wrong with calling out adults. Obviously most kids will just screech about how the adults are lying or be smart asses about it.
Somebody have "why can't metroid crawl" compilation?
In the manga she's built like a shitbrick house and addicted to violence, they had to tone it down in the anime for some raisin'
>Obvious misinterpretation of law
Does any teacher get away with this?
I remember in school, when the teacher said something that was obviously untrue, the entire class would call her out on it. The teacher would get angry and threaten to punish anyone who wouldn't stop questioning it.I got the feeling they had to do it a lot.
For example, this is something everyone immediately called out when they heard it:
Take a look at step 8.
I wish I was a girl. No matter how weird or ugly or fat you are, there is some desperate fuck out there who will toss you money. You don't even have to do real life shit, you can sit on webcam. Flash them your bra. If you want their life savings, show them your butthole
>Playing games with her is more expensive than fucking her
This is a little worse than the "oh my god if I have a gay son it's going to be so kawaiii we'll get him an earring" etc.
this bitch thinks shes worth $700 hr?
you can get a 10/10 pornstar for less
Of course. Women have no real value attached to their sex organs, it's all negotiable. Some guys pay nothing, some guys pay for life. It's what they decide it is that second. You can be inside her and she can decide you're raping her, and then you get sent to prison for 25 years.
Fucking hell, after you do the parentheses it's basic knowledge that you do multiplication and division from left to right, regardless which comes first. Fucking hack of a teacher, God dammit I'm triggered
Cool, it's like one of those season checklists on /a/
Why is nobody pointing out the worst part of this?
I don't care if you're a bombshell who's good at vidya, not a poser, and makes good sandwiches, liking red vines is heresy
Maybe DmC's marketers were the same people behind Acclaim's shenanigans back in the early 2000s.
In short, they're saying things that aren't true about our laws.
It's also very blatantly meant to serve a certain political agenda.
I think I found this on a video of Komm Susser Todd
>there will never be a video game where you play as a fat neckbeard weeaboo in a trenchcoat and fedora who uses his katana to bisect people that he teleports behind while saying "nothing personnel kid"
I don't know why I want this. The final boss can be a guy named Chad.
is it the militia thing? In fairness, the 2nd amendment seems badly worded, so you could interpret it that that way. But I suppose the official interpenetration is whatever the Supreme Court has said
Imagine that someone misinterpreted half of the laws concerning the charter of your country's government, and then made a fucking textbook out of it and pretended it was an objective, indisputable truth
Only thing to make me legit mad in this thread.
>America is fatter than Mexico
>Turkey is white
That was quicker than I had anticipated.
He's right honestly, late-90s emo actually wasn't terrible and sounds absolutely nothing like the kind of emo you think of when you hear the term these days. At this point it is a pretty stupid thing to complain about though.
>tfw my fuck buddy is a cam girl that barely shows skin but has fat losers throwing her money just for a chance to see her feet or be told they're worthless
Feels pretty good man
Man, teachers can be some dumb shits sometime.
>taking middle school Spanish
>have a teacher from Puerto Rico
>have to do some report on famous Spanish niggas
>don't know what to pick - who the fuck is a historically famous Spanish person that did cool shit?
>teacher picks Fidel Castro for me
>specifically hands me the one book on Fidel Castro
>only source - no internet access
>the book paints Fidel Castro in a neutral light by highlighting how he helped industralize Cuba and bringing the majority of the population into the next age as well as decreasing the overall proverty line by increasing the amount of government positions and paying them well
>yeah he did some fucked up shit too
>give my presentation
>teacher immediately starts saying how she "knows people" who lived in Cuba and how everything is bad everywhere, I'm wrong about everything, and that I'm getting an F
>straight tell her I only said what the book said so if she had a problem she could take it up with the author or the principal
>end up with a C
But some teachers are dumb as shit. That's not even considering my other teacher who ended up getting fired after working one year because she was legally insane.
They were trying to promote the reboot by making the original Dante look like a wuss, and that THEIR Dante was so much cooler, darker and edgier.
It was cringe-worthy how pathetic their attempt was.
Hopefully she gets at least one taker. Even the cheapest option should be enough to get some decent frames. She looks like fucking dominatrix Urkel.
Anon, think about that for a second
He is whining about "pocket dimensions" but Bioshock Infinite is ALL ABOUT FUCKING ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS AND PORTALS AND FUCKED UP SCIENCE FICTION PHYSICS fucking FUCK dude.
Bullshit. I call fucking bullshit. There is literally no reason to keep that aspect of the game "realistic" at all. There is absolutely NO defending that point when the game is so fucking bullshit in terms of "realism" anyway.
Really shows how sheltered people like this are, they've obviously never worked a day in their lives if they don't realize cashiers don't care about what people are buying, just scanning as fast as possible to distract them from suicide.