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TWELVE

FUCKING

HOURS
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Until what anon?
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god dammit with these fucking threads am i gonna have to filter the word twelve?
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>>324381904
>>324381991

let's talk about parallel universes instead
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Please stop forcing this shit
It's not gonna become the next EH REH
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>>324381904
blade and soul I think
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Tell me, what's his new thing everyone is talking about?
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>>324382073
oh yes it is
you literally need only one person spamming this in any mario64 thread
and bingo
there's never stopping a meme train
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>>324382123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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???

Is this a dank new meme?
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fPYyoY49Bc
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>>324382123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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>>324382073

Wow what's up with you, did you misallign your PU or something?
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>>324380623
so shilling a youtube channel is really this profitable huh?
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>>324382232

Maybe in a parallel universe
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>Hey guys remember this thing?
>Guys
>Guys hey
>Remember this?
>lol
>Guys
>Guys remember?
>Lol guys remember?

>Mods start deleting Mario threads
>WAAH WAAH FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAAH WAAH HIROSHIMOOOOT
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>>324380623

why the fuck are you spamming these threads? It was kind of interesting but not that fucking interesting
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>>324382196
>25 minutes

'no'
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>>324382196
>>324382319

This is the most autistic thing I have ever seen
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>>324382658
>>324382525
>>324382712
>>324382232
>>324382123
>>324382073
>>324381991
>>324381904

I wish there was a parallel universe where all you newfags would stay
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>>324382776
Get used to it.
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>yfw you're not QPU misaligned
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>>324382824

Spamming and forcing memes makes you an oldfag?
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>>324382931

Yes, only anti-fun neo-/v/ would hate it
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>go to the other universe
>become a god
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Please

I love that video but dear lord we don't need 3 threads at once, each with the same jokes being repeated over and over.

Give it a rest.
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STOP FORCING MEMES YOU FAGS
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>>324380623
Can this autism become a meme too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTJQTc-TqpU
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>>324383265
>>324383361

>their QPUs are misalligned
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>>324382196
Can someone explain the shit to me? I watched half of it last night and just couldn't take anyone.
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>>324383529

Just watch it all, it's worth it.
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I watched for 3 minutes until I got bored. I can't stand nasally nerd voices.
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>one of my favourite all time games is now a meme
>every time I'll mention this I'll get flooded by "TWELVE HOURS", "SCUTTLEBUG", "PARALLEL UNIVERSE", and "HALF PRESS" and will be ridiculed for liking a meme game
Welp, guess I have to hate even SM64 now. Fuck you people.
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>>324383743

Is that why you never talk?
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>>324383828

>he couldn't activate his scuttlebug

Stay salty man.
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>>324383743
The guy's one of the most informative and well-spoken gaming video makers on Youtube. If you can't stand listening to him, how can you stand listening to anyone?
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>>324382201
>haha
>not hoo hoo
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WAA HOO
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>>324383828
I would say it would blow over in a few weeks... but given this guy's track record, he's gonna keep producing more of this sort of stuff, and it's gonna get crazier each time.
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>>324383361
Shut up, "Henry"
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>>324384048
He probably thinks people like pewdiepie or the generic let's player yelling and maniacally laughing at the mic is superior quality.
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This shit ain't autism.

It's college level stuff being applied to something you are obsessed with.

The guys pretty good to be honest.
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>>324382196
You know there's a point where someone is so dedicated to their autism that it becomes admirable. This went way beyond that point and is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
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>>324384721
This is spending thousands of hours on something that has no relevance and will get you no jobs, because of your obsession with one particular game when he could be practicing the very same concepts in broader terms

In short, it's literal autism
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an a press is an a press. You can't say its only a half
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>>324384932

Exactly. I respect anybody that would put that amount of effort into something.
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>>324385049
Isn't that what any hobby boils down to in the end?

I don't see the problem if he's enjoying himself
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>>324382196
>>324382319
It's official. Fags have ruined video games by turning them into a series of precise monotonous inputs to get the most efficient results.

Think I'll switch to huffing paint or something
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>>324385319
No one cares crybaby bitch.
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Is there any video game character who could defeat Super Mario?

And I don't just mean Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario, equipped with Hammer Bros. suit, with an arsenal of suits in his inventory as back-up, who can breathe underwater and who defeated the sun itself. I don't mean Super Mario World Super Mario, capable of stomping entire castles to the ground, equipped with Feather Cape for limitless flying. And I don't mean Super Mario Galaxy Super Mario, who can breathe in space, regain a third of his vitality with one coin, and the one who recreated the entire universe from scratch, and who can survive inside a black hole. I don't even mean Paper Mario Super Mario, with the power of all Star Spirits and The Thousand Year Door, with abilities such as Starstorm, Clock Out which stops time, and Supernova, who was actually killed once but came back from hell to the land of the living to destroy his killer; and thus having the ability to freely move between life and the afterlife. I'm talking about Super Mario 64 Super Mario, with the Wing Cap, Metal Cap, Invisible Cap, capable of cloning other beings, with Scuttlebug Jamboree, Goomba Staircase, Goomba Oasis, utilizing Pedro Spot, being able to create HOLPs allowing him to release objects from his hand at any point in space no matter how far away, with the ability to increase his speed to infinite amounts several times the speed of light and inter-dimensional travel to Parallel Universes and back, and being able to misalign the QPUs of his foes trapping them forever in a world they cannot interact with, with all his abilities mentioned before, and prep time.
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>>324385319
Sounds more interesting than a series of imprecise monotonous inputs to get inefficient results which is what most modern games are.
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>>324385442
Charizard could defeat Mario.
http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh
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Can you stop making so many threads? It's gonna get old too quickly.
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>>324385668
Shut up """"Henry""""
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>>324385890
No I actually find the videos fascinating, but you're running it into the fucking ground having 3 threads at a time. This is how the /v/ cycle always starts.
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>>324385983
yep its the same shit every time

>cool videogame related thing comes out
>retards on /v/ pound it into the dirt until it's dead
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>>324382053
Can some one please explain the parallel universe thing?
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>>324385440
Obviously you care enough to respond

>>324385460
Mario isn't supposed to be precise. Challenge someone online if you want to show off your skill.
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>>324386390
its explained in the video
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It sucks that this game is suddenly considered shit.
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>>324385442
How many hours prep time? 12? 25? He may be able to remake the universe in his image but without a full 10 days preparation he's not getting the 2nd Whomp's Fortress star without pressing A
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>>324386487
Why do you care what someone does in a video game? It doesn't affect you in the least. Are you autistic?
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>>324385083
It's not actually half of a press.

If it's just that one star, from start of level, it's pressed once.
If it's the whole game, chances are it'll be pressed for something else and held, meaning that it'll still be being held, but wouldn't have been pressed in that level.
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>>324385049
There's more to life than shekels.
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>That entire video
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>>324386491
What video?
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>>324386889
There are two videos posted in this thread, one of them is a song.
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>>324386390
>>324386491
But if you don't want to watch the video:

Basically Mario's position value gets trunctaed when the game checks for collision detection. That means that when Mario's way outside the course, it can act like he's standing on an invisible, incomplete copy of the course. That's a "parallel universe". By building up speed using glitches that are somehow similar to the well-known backwards long jump glitch, you can then traverse bizarre routes in and out of parallel universes to end up at locations you want to get to without actually jumping.
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I honestly didnt realise that there's entire categories for finishing a game with as little button presses as possible until just last week.

What the fuck is wrong with those people
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>>324387109
>>324386990
Thanks guys.
ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING
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Who scuttlebug here?
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>TAS

Wow it's like when you use a computer to play a video game frame by frame it's like someone played a video game frame by frame.
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>>324387137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>>324387137
It's a hell of a lot more satisfying to complete a challenge that can't be solved with conventional thinking rather than following the path designed by developers to be easy enough for anyone to follow.
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How fucking autistic do you have to be to spend your life figuring out how to traverse a parallel universe in a 20 year old video game?
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>>324387459
At least he isn't shitposting on a chinese cartoon picture forum.
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>>324387459
Yeah how dare people use toilet paper to deface houses. Its for asses people!
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>>324387459
>Not wanting to traverse a parallel universe.

Nigga pls
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>how do you want yor qpu senpai?
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>>324387459
How fucking sociopathic do you have to be to hate someone for having a hobby?
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>>324382824
This IS the parallel universe.
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>>324386390

There is literally a single person on this planet that fully understood what was going on.
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For once couldn't /v/ just let a meme die peacefully?
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http://oddshot.tv/shot/showdownsmash-2016011723566935
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>>324387620
>just misalign my shit up
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Did anyone actually tried to run for 12 hours, building up speed in order to enter parallel universe?

I did and it worked
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this video is pretty autistic
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>>324387981
Are you OP?
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WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE PRESSES A?
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>>324385442
this
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>>324388223

>being this pleb

I bet you ENJOY playing games, faggot
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12 hours til the new earth patch. Who get narf and who gain new states?
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HOLD ON
What if Luigi is Mario fron another parallel universe
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>>324387667
>tfw you get back to your own universe
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>>324382776
He's a computer science major, being autistic is a job requirement
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>>324387459
Why does everyone hate this guy? I actually think it is cool people are discovering stuff 10 years later.

Overall it shows that had good knowledge of how the game engine actually work.
Now if he applies that new games that would be great.


Too bad isn't any games like Mario 64 now and it's the same stuff over and over
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>>324388223
his ultimate goal is zero presses, a mario game without jumping
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>>324388421
that explains why in 64 DS he can both turn invisible and crash the game
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>>324385442
>being able to create HOLPs allowing him to release objects from his hand at any point in space no matter how far away
Is this another glitch? What video is it in?
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>don't know what people mean by 12 hours
>watching video
>get to 10:36
>...
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>>324388881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaJOVyfPaBE
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related
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJjYfjSWXx8
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>>324386651
>Why do you care what someone does in an anonymous board? It doesn't affect you in the least. Are you autistic?
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>>324388637
Well he'll never be able to do it SM64. That one level Rainbow Road will not allow this.
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>>324389076
This
>think it's just an interesting if pointless look at the Mario 64 mechanics
>suddenly 12 HOURS LATER and PARALLEL UNIVERSES
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>>324389190
Nice deflecting, faggot. You actually had to spend over 30 minutes to come up with that one? Weak.
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>>324389076
Is this a meme now? Why?
I don't know much about TAS myself, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't sit there for 12 hours himself.
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>>324389379
they said collecting that one coin in tiny huge island was impossible but he did that

can you really say there isn't a solution in the infinite parallel universes out there
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>people don't know what TAS is
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>>324387817
What the fuck,...................also lol at the other guy just ignoring him
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>>324382307
damn I was just listening to this
good shit
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>>324382073
Someone link me to EH REH, I cant remember what the video was called
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Okay, so I have actually watched the whole thing instead of the bit where he drops 12 hours and PU

And this guy is a genius, plain and simple. He thought of every single thing there is to think. He went through a different dimensions just to return to core dimension, use elevator in that dimension and then continues to travel through dimensions towards the goal. In the end, he finds that bug he was supposed to bounce off is misplaced and what does he do? Thinks on his feet and realignes the bug to the favorable position.

I love this guy.
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>>324389570
>25 hours
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>>324385049
>personal interests is autism
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>>324387748
It's not complicated at all though. I swear people are just acting stupid to fit in
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>>324388589
>Why does everyone hate this guy
We're on /v/
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>>324387748
Are you kidding? I never feel like I don't understand what he's talking about, it's really quite impressive that he explains this stuff so eloquently and in a fairly short amount of time.
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>>324385319
>most efficient results
Yeah, because building speed for 12 hours so you don't have to press the a button an extra time or two is so efficient
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>>324389968

Maybe we are stupid, thought of that?
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>>324390229
I was hoping it wasn't true
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>>324388589
I fucking love the guy, the hate is coming from repetitive threads about it.
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>>324388589
10% of people call him an autist out of shame and awe
30% of people call him an autist as a term of endearment
60% of people are just in awe
100% of people are currently living in misalignment in a parallel universe
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DESIGNATED
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>>324390590
MISALIGNED
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>>324385049
>thousands of hours

not at all
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>>324385442
SMW Super Mario is actually the strongest, he can reprogram the whole world.
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>>324390685
UNIVERSES
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>5 months to reduce 0.5 A presses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGic8wwhm6g
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>>324390782
Mario is just part of the world, so it's actually just the world reprogramming itself
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>>324382824
Kid the only newfag here is you. Spamming shit doesn't make it a meme.
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Is this going to be a thing now?
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post yfw you will NEVER EVER be in a scuttlebug jumbaree
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>>324391467
Maybe in a parallel universe
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>>324390923
seriously, what if there were select streets in India were you could change your PU, just to take a shit.
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>>324387667
>tfw we're in a parallel universe the Berenstein universe and the reason why SJWs are so prominent and Europe is going to shit is because our qpu is misaligned and the key to jumping back to our own universe involves Mario 64 and Pannenkek is the only one who knows it.

My God he's our only hope.
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I would find it more entertaining if you faggots didnt keep reposting it. You are ruining his reputation with your memes and undermining his work with your bullshit.
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>>324387137
Look at yourself, you fucking attention whoring tripfag before you ask what's wrong with other people.
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>he hasn't aligned his QPU
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https://youtu.be/YpcMlj8BwWE?t=9m37s
>Goomba cluster
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>calling it an alternative universe to make it sound cooler and more mystical

Sure buddy.
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>>324392416
What else would you call it then?
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>>324392509
A glitch.
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>>324392583
>First, we use the glitch to glitch, then we glitch the glitch so that glitch glitch glitch...
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>>324382196

Am I the only one that thinks this is pretty cool? I mean, it's autistic as fuck, but it's cool that someone dedicated so much fucking time and science to this shit.
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>>324392583
You were a genetic glitch.
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FFFFOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRR

HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSSSS
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>>324392736
Yes. Things suddenly look shittier when you use the actual terms for them instead of made up fantasy shit to validate your obsession.
>>324392741
Ok
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>>324391851
>we're in a parallel universe the Berenstein universe
look again
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>>324392837
It literally is a parallel Universe. You act like calling it a glitch makes it any less untrue.
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>>324393091
So you are saying that a video game made almost 20 years ago has the key of creating a parallel universes that rest of the scientific world has not even had glimpses of?

And I thought that he was the autistic one.
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>>324389465
He's admitted that even with speeding it up it still took 7 hours
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>>324393241
Yes anon, I legitimately believe Super Mario 64 is the key to travelling the Multiverse. Fucking dumbass.
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>>324393427
>>324393040
>It literally is a parallel Universe.

Bazonga
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Can you do this in Super Mario 64 DS?
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>>324393241
The parallel universe in the context of mario 64 is used to describe the phenomena of mario traveling out of bounds while his collision box is somewhere else. It is never implied that mario is actually traveling to another physical universe, it is simply some jargon used to describe something complex in a concise matter. Almost every video game has terms like this and you're fucking stupid for taking it literally
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That half A press guy could have become a theoretical physicist, a computer scientist, or a mathematician with his life. Instead, he'll remain a permavirgin in his mom basement playing Mario until he dies alone.
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>>324393658
Then everyone making these threads repeatedly and spamming the memes is fucking stupid for taking it literally.
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>>324393704
>implying the other 3 aren't permavirgins as well
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>>324393704
But he IS becoming a computer scientist. This is what he does in his free time.
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>>324393704
Jokes on you he'll just use what he learned to warp to another universe where he's swimming in mad pussy.
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>>324393592
It's a fucking work of fiction. Of course there isn't any REAL multiversal travel because again, it's a work of fiction. However in the context of the video game, you are essentially travelling across multiple Universes.
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>>324393832
Are they taking it literally, or are they simply amazed by the technique? Perhaps they're simply making fun of the name with full awareness of the technique?
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>>324392837
>calling it an Super Mario 64 to make it sound cooler and more mystical
>What else would you call it then?
>A video game
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>>324393931
Well paying permavirgins atleast.

Go on, try to post that people in those professions dont get paid well.
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>>324385442
Can any vidya character beat Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? The same Doug Dimmadome who is the founder and inventor of the Dimmadollars, the coiner of the phrase "Dimmadarn", who also was the founder of the Blubber Nugget brand Whale Nuggets, the same Doug Dimmadome who was reunited with his long lost son Dale Dimmadome after he drank wish granting lemonade, whom also shows Crash Nebula on Ice at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, owned by Doug Dimmadome? I though so, you're Dimmadone.
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>>324393704
He's a computer science student
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>>324389784
Google it, it's the first result
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>>324385319
>building speed for 12 hours for a single level on a joke run
>efficient
???nigger???.jpg
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>>324394054
>He thinks theoretical physicists, computer scientists, and mathematicians actually get good pay
C'mon man.
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Maybe speedrunning isn't that autistic after all.
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>>324394007
But its not. Its causing glitches to happen and calling it parallel universe because someone saw the term in a scifi movie once.
>>324394036
Taking it literally. Because those amazed by it arent this retarded.
>>324394051
One is a real world name, one is a wrong name for another real thing. You dont call Mario Bros. "Cheeseburger".
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>>324393653
No. SM64DS's code is completely redone from the ground up.
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>>324394339
Better than you.
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>>324393241
If thats the conclusion you came to you might be
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>>324394365
Okay professor, what is your new shorthand for this technique?
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>>324394339
No one other than business and finance types get paid well anymore. It sucks.
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>>324394481
Well yeah I'm still in college. That doesn't make anything I said any less true.
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>>324394365
Are you trying to destroy language by implying that glitches should not be named to more descriptive than just "glitch"?
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>>324394592
Great argument
>>324394610
A glitch.
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>>324394617
Doctors get paid a lot, but the amount of years you have to put into medical school and the stress you have to go through if you choose to be a surgeon is generally not worth it.
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>0.5 press
>It's actually a 0.6666 press

Someone tell this to him, he needs to know the truth
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>>324394726
>A glitch.

Professor, you need to be more specific. Which glitch? The infinite coin glitch? Walking through walls? Come on, be creative.
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Lol I love this sub. Bookmarked for sure.
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>>324394726
I'm sure the developers would appreciate your input when trying to debug a game after you tell them that you ran into a glitch.
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>>324394785
Fuck off Henry.
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>>324394785
>Press and hold before the course
>Hold and release during the course

Half is before, half is during
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>>324394785
He doesn't release A though.
It's 0.3333333333
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>>324389784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nJysVtCrM
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>>324394828
The glitch in the context of the video in the discussion.

Are you this butthurt at me for breaking your dream of accessing parallel universes from your shitty N64 cart? Look harder, perhaps you will find Narnia in your closet.
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>>324386496
They should have just made a new entry in the 64/Sunshine/Galaxy style instead of making a dumbed down babby game
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>>324394997
However, he performs multiple glitches in the video, all of which have different effects and require different execution. How do you propose that we differentiate these different glitches in a short and concise manner so out conversations don't turn into "Yeah that glitch at 4:55".
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>>324383529
In an attempt to break records in playing old games such as Mario 64, this guy wants to reduce a playthrough from a current 4-A-pressed record to 3. A is the jump button.
In order to perform this game breaking feat, he literally breaks the game. From abusing room rendering shortcuts Nintendo did to make an enemy fly like 10 meters in the air, to building up virtually infinite speed, this guy explains his achievement method by method, trick by trick, glitch by glitch.

According to a rounding function performed on Mario's location, he and others figured you could step outside the map's boundaries into the empty void, but still interact with the map's geometry, thus skipping enemies and obstacles. They called this parallel universes because analogies.
By building up his speed for 12 hours and jumping between "universes", he could use the map's geometry to slowly descend from a tall spot without jumping to gain height.

It's impressive and incredibly idiotic.
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>>324394971
EH
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>>324395183
There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of what you just said.
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>>324394941
There are 3 stages, press, hold, release.

and press+hold would be 0.66, not fucking half, do your fractions.

And with that, he would have a 2.66 press, not a 2.5 which can't be rolled down.

>>324394945
This man gets it, I need another autism Magna Carta from this man
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>>324382196
But, Why though?
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>>324395169
>"Yeah that glitch at 4:55"

Whats wrong with that? But sure, call it your parallel universes or whatever. You should first present it to scientific community though, they might be really interested in hearing about a technology that can take anyone to a parallel universe.
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>>324395339
Only half of the holding is during the course. You also hold the button before the course started.
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>>324387459
>He doesn't want to go beyond lightspeed to a parallel universe to activate his scuttlebug.

You're the autistic one my friend.
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>>324395409
>Whats wrong with that?
Because you shouldn't need to refer back to something to understand what someone is talking about. That's the reason why most glitches have actual names

I do agree that "parallel universes" isn't a good name though because in reality the game sees it as mario's collision data looping back around because of integer overflow.
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>>324395409
I like how you're able to talk about a glitch by using the video as a context but talking about a specific glitch in the context of a specific video game triggers you because of how people decided to call it.
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If its tool assisted, why cant he use a tool that automatically completes the game when it starts? Then he is not pressing any buttons ever at all and he can gloat to Miyamoto just the same.
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>>324395409
The scientific community would laugh in your face though. If you were trying to improve the run, would you carry around the video with you to show people what you mean every time you mention that specific technique, or would you develop a term for it? The name is arbitrary it could be anything as long as people understand what you're talking about in conversation. When you meet someone with Wood as their last name do you assume that they are made of wood?
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>cloud to butt
>twelve to I'm a pedophile
>parallel universes to how I'm retarded

These threads crack me the fuck up, I'm so glad this script exists.
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>>324395687
>triggers
Oh, so its just tumblr leaking in and talking shit with dank memes.
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>>324395737
>The scientific community would laugh in your face though.

They would do that anyway if you went there with "Listen, people. I used parallel universes in this video game.".
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>>324396632
>scuttlebug millionaire
why can't i stop laughing
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https://youtu.be/dokE1J5wlhE

Learn how to count in binary with Mario
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What is this video again?
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REMINDER THAT THOSE WHO DISLIKE THE VIDEO ARE SONYGGERS WHO ARE ASSMAD THAT THEIR MOVIE GAMES DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THIS INTRICATELY DESIGNED TO THEIR GAMES

I bet Crash Bandicoot doesn't have this shit.
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>>324396160
I think you are taking it too literally. The term is only used when talking to others who fully understand that the term isn't used literally, it isn't used to introduce the concept to someone without explanation. When I go fix someone's computer I don't throw out terms like trojan or ad-ware because they won't understand what those terms mean without explanation. The terms are only useful to those who are knowledgeable about the field, but literally they make no sense.
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>>324396632
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>>324396632
>there's no force more powerful than the will to not to jump
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>>324397143
So instead you get the situation where you talk to someone about a parallel universe in a Mario game and they run out of the door to share it to the world like a madman because hey, its literal parallel universe, what is more important than that?
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>>324396980
I love Crash Bandicoot games but it's basically a 2D platformer where instead of going to the right you go forward. Doesn't really make use of the third dimension in my opinion.

Still a great game.
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>>324397459
Take your fucking meds
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>>324397459
Why are you so angry?
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>>324397143
>get a trojan
>suddenly a group of fucking Greeks explode out of my computer
fug
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>>324382196
People might call this autism but it's interesting as fuck.
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>>324397459
Do you even read my posts? Within the community the term is useful. The name is arbitrary, but shown your prior inability to come up with a new one, you really don't care about that. You're no better than the people you're berating for "forcing" this meme, as you're also taking it literally.
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>>324396632
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>>324382053
Let's talk about how you're a Drakeposting faggot instead.
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>>324385319
Assuming you're actually serious, how is this "ruining" video games? How is attempting to break game mechanics in silly ways purely out of passion "ruining" video games?

Why does it offend you and in what possible way are you negatively effected by this?
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>>324385083
Shut up TJ "Henry" Yoshi
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>>324380623
Hi /v/eddit! Having fun with you new me-me?
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>>324395835
Only middle schoolers who ride the short bus find chrome word replacement extensions funny
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>>324397280
best jojo
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>>324397946
I'm the richest and smartest person on the Planet and I find it hilarious.
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>>324397459
What the fuck is wrong with you? A lot of people who watch the video don't know about coding or the technical terms to describe what is actually happening. So he uses a term anyone is familiar with.

Jesus fuck
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>tfw no qpu3.14 bug to scuttle with
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>>324385083
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>324385083
It pressed it before entering the course, you dense motherfucker.
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>but first, lets talk about parallel universes.
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In a perfect world
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>>324382196
>building up speed for TWELVE FUCKING HOURS

What the fuck, this is some god-tier autism right here.
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>>324392737
No man, it's amazing but some people's brains are just not clever enough to understand what's happening even with graphical aid.

This technical shit is what keeps old games alive. It's not like games like undertale has anything to offer other than the sensation of 'hacking' the game.
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>>324398598
>>324398462
Brains in question, this dude right here, who knows nothing of fast forward or frame skipping.
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>>324398725
Releasing the A button does nothing "Henry"
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>>324396980
Is there anything in modern Mario games?
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>>324382196
That's actually pretty cool.
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>>324398794
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm able to follow what the guy is saying the whole time, he does a good job of explaining shit, but how the fuck do people figure these sort of things out? It's impressive as fuck, I certainly wouldn't be able to do it.
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>>324398725
>press
>hold
>transistion
>keep holding
>release

Only half of those did anything.
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>>324398892

actually it does, "Anon"

it terminates the action performed by holding the button down
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>>324385319
>most efficient results.
Obviously not
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>>324398725
What is 3/2?
Yeah I don't think he's the one who can't into basic fractions
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>>324382196
>these people will never use their autism for good
What a world we could be living in
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>>324399157
Nintendrones have been known to be social outcasts, like me. It's not impressive considering its the same guy that TAS'd his way to a hidden coin and found a goomba spawn never used in the game. Yet I fail to find the wrong in this, to me, it's at least more respectable compared to speedruns after Chibi's error.
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>>324380623
Ok guys. This is the new epic meme.

This is what our standards are.
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THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF AUTISM
READ A FUCKING BOOK YOU IDIOTS
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>>324399609
Climb in
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>>324397450
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>"So you see, with the use of parallel universes, we can collect the star with just a little time on our hand and creative thinking."
>"uhhh yeah thats uhh neat anon. I better head out now, getting late"
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>>324399996
this
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>>324400000
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>>324399734
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>>324399734
change ''susprising'' to ''autistic'', instead of the new york times, just /v/.
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THE 12 HOURS ARE IN-GAME TIME
HE FAST-FORWARDS AND USES A PROGRAM TO CONTINUOUSLY PRESS THE SAME BUTTONS
HE SAYS THAT IN THE FUCKING VIDEOS
HE COULD BE WATCHING TV FOR A FEW HOURS WHILE THIS IS GOING ON FOR ALL WE KNOW
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>>324399371

so we're still pretending that pressing a button isn't a three step process?

wonderful
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>>324386487
>Mario isn't supposed to be precise.
There were Mario games before you were born, you know.
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>>324400296

calm your tits, anon

i'm getting worried about you
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>>324400296
anon we know this. It's still fucking stupid as hell creating a theoretical playthrough of only a handful of button presses that a computer can only do.

>oh wow a computer can play this game really efficiently

No one cares.
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>>324386496
eh, it always kinda was, really.
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>>324400506
It's not about learning what a human can feasibly do, but learning what's at all possible.
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>But first, lets talk about parallell universes
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>>324400506
I do.
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>>324400558
Found the pre-Champion's road nig
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>>324398995
I'd love to see some proper breaking of Galaxy's gravity physics.
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>>324400506
It's pretty cool to learn the game's mechanics. I'm not sure what's wrong with you.
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>>324382196
I hope he came up with this with months of work and communication from some dedicated forum, and not just by himself
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>>324400773
>1 of the 14 worlds are good
>a good game
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>>324380623
>reporting does not require a captcha anymore
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>>324400723
>>324400645
Well I don't but it still it pretty neat.
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>>324392815
I was waiting for someone to post this
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>>324382196
>That comment that said "Get a life"

holy shit
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>>324401070
>watch for falling rocks star does not require an A press anymore
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Why does /v/eddit always run everything into the ground?
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>>324400321
If he presses the A button to enter a course and holds it, that is half of the press. If he continues to hold and releases it in the course, that is the other half.

He explained this pretty clearly, Anon. He even graphed it for you. You're just so stupid.
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>>324401065
>4 player game is meant to be played as single player
I've not had as much fun in a long time anon, if you didn't get different teammates bruh
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>>324394971
Superior REHmix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbYWbFHC-B8
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>>324386496
Suddenly? I hated SM3DW. Just look at those ghost houses. There were no hidden exits, nothing. It was just running through it from point a to point b. That game was a huge disappointment from the very beginning.
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>>324399734
/v/ has pleased me today
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>>324401301

>He even graphed it for you

yeah, all three steps of it

>You're just so stupid

the irony is fucking palpable
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>>324393704
You've posted this in all 3 threads.

You're the biggest loser of them all
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>>324401243
because the retard kept coming back to defend himself and making threads

memeage was inevitable
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>>324399734
My nigga
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>>324401550
>1/2 of 3 does not exist
>I literally couldn't finish primary school
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>>324382196

Bunch of overcomplicating bullshit, but kudos to actually putting that much time in it.
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>>324397946
Good thing I'm not using Chrome then
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>>324401313
>game got good cause you had good company

the same can literally be said about every single game
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>>324401550
Outside of the course: PRESS, HOLD
Inside of the course: HOLD, RELEASE

Did you know that you can divide 3 by 2, """"""""""Henry?""""""""""
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>>324390946
wouldnt this then technically be 1,5 presses?
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Can you stop spamming this shit fucking retarded memelords?
There are no parallel universes or any other retarded meme shit, learn what a TAS is and stop embarrassing yourself.
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Isn't there only 2 inputs. 0 or 1? or better yet, Press A and not Press A? Isn't holding A just Pressing it an infinite number of times.
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>>324400321

You are retarded.

There are 3 steps to a button press normally: the press, duration(hold), and release. Some games care about the release(fighting games/negative edging), others don't. In Mario, there are 2 steps that matter. The press and the hold. The release does nothing but allow for further input.

Since pre-holding the button alters Mario's actions, he's saying it doesn't count as a full press because only half of the button press THAT MATTERS is necessary. I don't care to argue over that because I'm not autistic enough, but there you go. There are only 2 relevant button registers for Mario. Pressing and holding. Since some of his actions only require the hold, he considers them half presses.
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>>324382196
>WITHOUT THESE KICKS
>I FALL THROUGH THE ELEVATOR
>BUT WITH THE KICKS
>I CAN RIDE IT UP
who thought autism could be so gangsta since slim jesus?
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>>324402024
he didn't use any tools tought (besides for recording the explanation), only exploited what was acheivable through original game code
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>>324380623
super maria

housekeeper instead of a plumber

fund it
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Fuck parallel universes, I want him to explain this motherfucker
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>>324401550
I guess we won't be seeing that namefag anytime soon
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>>324386496

>suddenly

It's decent, but totally mediocre coming off of Galaxy. I was waiting for a real 3D Mario on Wii U, but unfortunately this is all we get apparently.
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>>324402560
He's due to resurface and declare that he was just pretending.
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>>324402435
in a parallel universe, touching marty teleports you to bowser's rainbow road, but you have to glitch through 42 PUs consecutively at once at in under .4 seconds until you break the spacetime continuum, allowing the game to reset and marty to be unlocked

then you touch position him in front of peach's castle and bump him through the doors as bowser, putting him in the dungeons of sm64 where it all happens
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>>324402435
He's from another PU.
This is what happens when you arent' aligned with the QPUs
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>>324402689
Confirmed. My uncle works at CERN's Nintendo division.
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>>324402435
>Facing a gate
>Wall behind him
HE'S BUILDING SPEED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS GONNA MISALING THE QPUs
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>>324402847
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>324382196
lmfao what a fucking nerd desu
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>>324402847
QPU
P
U
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>>324402847
Is this an actual romhack? I'd love to troll my friends and make them think it was actually possible by putting a hacked rom on my wii or something
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>>324394785

A Button press is made up of two actions: Pressing the button down, and releasing.

He enters the stage after the first action was committed. Slitting the press into three actions doesn't make sense because holding down a button is the result of the initial press.
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>>324403037
lol
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>>324382196
desu
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>>324386496
I was disappointed with it since it was revealed, like seriously, it's just a New SMB game with a Z-axis, but no, there were actually people that were glad this was happening because it's the 3D Mario they were expecting instead of the ''collectathon'' cancer Mario 64 brought in or something.
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>>324402993
TWELVE
FUCKING
HOURS
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>>324401854
>>324401964

>this level of tortured logic to gloss over sheer autism

I'm enjoying these threads immensely if only to appreciate the rare quality of sperging on display
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Daily reminder that if you haven't spent 12 hours building up speed in Mario 64 you don't know SHIT about video games.
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>>324385049

>there is a probability that this person is serious and not just a retard trying to bait
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>>324401004
Yeah, that's pretty much how people can do so much crazy stuff in SM64.
Someone comes up with an exploit, someone else comes up with a way to aply it somewhere else.
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>>324385049
>anything that isn't work is useless
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>Walk into a wall for 12 hours
>Move off of it and plan to shoot myself into a parallel universe
Any tips guys?
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>>324402878
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>324402878
Deepest lore.
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>>324385049
He already has a job, this is his hobby.
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>>324402878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>324403523
remember to build the correct amount of speed
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>>324403523
You have to accelerate at roughly the same rate Mario does or you're going to miss the QPU, Anon
Adjust the time spent building speed as necessary
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>>324402435
>>324402781
>>324402878
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>>324403523
Make sure your qpu is aligned properly
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How can you say you love vidya if shit like this isn't impressive. I fucking hate normalfags.
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>>324403523
remember to zig zag to account for the different triangles or you'll fall 19 universes off-course
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When this baby hits 479000 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit.
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>>324403523
make sure you shoot to the 5th paralel universe instead of the 4th, or else it's gonna be difficult to come back.
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>>324404076
what are you even trying to say you sperg

HURRF DURFF LOOG AT MUH >:( GORRIRA FACE HURRR
HURF DURRRR DUF DURF DURFFF
^you
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>>324404179
You monster
If he travels to the fifth PU, the land check will fail and he'll fall under the world
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>>324404118
>that picture
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>>324382196
I dont get it
How is this funny?
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>the united states banknotes have 13 designs on the back
>the eye of providence has 13 bricks for each layer
>the eagle has 13 arrows and 13 leaves
>the reserve has a 13 star logo
WHAT IF THE SECRET TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS THE 13TH HOUR OF SPEED BUILDING?
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>>324404691
look, we found the real autism
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>>324401406
This is the final evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FLQ_h_LaqA
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>>324404784
>ur just an autist lol

No, it just not funny in any way
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>>324404691
it's ok, we still love you the way you are
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The invasion of normalfags is what caused the autism meme
Calling someone an autist here is the same as calling him a nerd

You should all be nerds you normalfag scum get the fuck our of my board
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>>324404691
>>324404891
I hope I never look this stupid and clueless
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>>324404691
You shouldn't ever ask somebody why something is funny.
If you need the comedy explained to you, then you will not get anything out of the explanation.

Of course, this is just a dismissive insinuation that the video isn't funny at all, and you're just a stiff no-fun allowed twat. I get it. ;^)
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>>324405365
But its not funny, its interesting.
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>>324402878
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>>324404162
>not marios per hour
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>>324405451
I think it's both.
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What really astounds me is how deep is the stuff that this guy is dealing with, and yet he can explain it all with ease.

I really doubt the college thesis of any of these anons who spout "autism" will ever get this much attention and admiration/criticism.
And sure, in the end everything what he does in this video is pointless, but it's no different than posting on /v/, browsing facebook for hours on end, or just playing a game normally.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcV9uIY5i4
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>>324406207
Honestly, figuring most of this out probably took him less time than we've spent on /v/ the past few years, and at least he learned practical applications of college math, which is a lot more useful than anything you'll ever learn here.

Only negative thing I can say is that it looks boring as fuck, but I guess it isn't for him, so good for him.
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>>324406719
>Past few years
4 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGic8wwhm6g
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EH REH
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>>324402878
WE SOLVED IT
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>>324402878
OH FUCK
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>>324402878
QPUs were just the beginning.
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>>324402878
jesus christ
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>>324382196
>graphing out the actual hardware inputs

good god, this guy would actually be great in a STEM field but he's too busy being a retard. maybe even a logistical field, or finance

but NO, I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

FUCKING

AUTISM
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>not even for speed running
>its just so he doesnt have to press A
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>>324408127

He's a teacher, anon.
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>>324382196
the real question is
why isn't this nigger working on fucking real parallel universe science or the fucking NASA
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This isn't any different from smashfags and fighting gamefags counting frames and shit sm᠎h t᠎bh f᠎am
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>>324408329
Because that's fucking boring and who cares

You passionless faggots will never understand a man like this.
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>>324402878
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>>324408301
he must be a cool teacher
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>>324408127
>Shitposting on 4chan

god god, this guy would actually be good volunteering in a soup kitchen but he's too busy being retarded. Maybe even a charity drive or an animal shelter

but NO, I WANT TO SHITPOST ON 4CHAN

FUCKING

AUTISM
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>>324407737
This a fanhack? What's the name
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>2016 has it's first meme
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>>324402878
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>>324408127
>finance
Why would he want to be cancer?
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>>324390984
So SMW Mario is The Batter?
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>>324382196
It's just a videogame get a life fucking loser
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YOU GUYS
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>>324409220
he can't hear you anon
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>>324402878
I can accept this.
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>>324409220
>It's just a videogame
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>>324382196
>>324409268
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A

So who here is going help me win a $1000 from this guy for reproducing a glitch?

But seriously, how does this guy have money to give out?
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fuck you guys, i'm going to the quadruple parallel 4chan
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>>324383529
it's the longest possible way to explain that he needs to keep the A button held for the bonus of air acceleration in Mario 64 but without actually jumping. It could be avoided completely if he just said "keep the A button held" instead of "half press."
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>>324382196

Entanglement and other weird physics bullshit has been bothering me lately and I'm literally considering whether the madness of this video holds any keys to explain quantum mysteries. Holy fucking shit this video is hardcore.
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>>324409730
pannenkoek can only reproduce parallel universes in Super Mario 64, not cosmic rays
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Should I tell him?
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>>324382196
When the use of the scuttlebug was finally revealed it actually blew my mind. I cannot process the thoughts that led to these discoveries.
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>twelve hours
>implying its not FOOOOUR HOUUUUURS
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>>324409582
You don't honestly take videogames that seriously do you?
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>>324399734
change surprising to autistic and the boulder to a scuttlebug and it's perfect.
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>>324385442
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>>324380623
>Been browsing /v/ for years and years
>Seen plenty of quality acts destroyed by attaining meme status
>Huge fan of pannenkoek's videos for around a year now
>Ask questions on a lot of videos with my edgelord-tier Youtube name I came up with when I was like 11


p-please don't bully him or me /v/ we just want to be left alone
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Last night this video was basically techno-babble to me. Mind-blowing, yes, but I was completely lost by the time parallel universes came into play.
I watched it again this morning and everything clicked into place, now I understand most everything he did and why he did it.
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>>324410227
NO
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>>324410384
I feel the boulder is already appropriate for Watch for Rolling Rocks
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>>324408301
what a waste

>>324408713
I should really put shitposting onto my resume
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>>324410726
Too late, linking him to the thread.
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Hey guys, Pannenkoek here.

Just wanted to mention that this isn't explained properly in the video, but the trick takes 12 hours in game time, not real time. In reality it's only about 8 hours of running because the time distortion starts to kick in once Mario is getting near light speed.
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>>324410227
YES
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>>324410793
but the 25 hour hyperwalk for SA in 0 presses only took 7 hours of emulated time

stop playing my heart with your lies
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>>324386496
Other people than nintendofanboys got a WiiU
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>>324410793
Faker.
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Posting QPU Scuttlebug R34.
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>>324402878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>324410793
Is this the real Pannenkoek or is this "Henry" telling us filthy lies?
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>>324382824
are you seriously implying that this cancerous website didn't start off on a fucking clubfoot?

jesus christ, it's like you honestly believe the delusion that you've painted for yourself.
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>>324410793
Pictured is the lost 4 hours.
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>>324410793
An A press is still an A press, it can't be half an A press.
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>>324410793
>light speed

Does this mean Mario can travel through time?
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>>324410938
>>324411117
He's just been linked to the thread from YouTube.
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>>324382196
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>variable for map coordinates can't go above 32k
>but the variable for speed can reach half a million

why would Nintendo do this?
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>>324411117
Stand back n00b i'll frag this henry
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>>324411234
shut the fuck up
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>>324408329
Parallel universes in a fucking video game engine aren't related to real-world parallel universes (if there even are any) in any way, shape or form you massive retard.
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>>324410793
Pankek, can you tell me why the A button RELEASE isn't a part operations? It seems like you do 0.66 presses or 0.33 presses instead
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>>324411329
So you can complete the level without an A press incase your controller breaks, duh
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>>324411497
shut the fuck up "henry"
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This is easily the best thing to come out of 2016 so far.
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>>324386496
this game is the fucking bee's balls, sure it's got some dumbfun mechanics like the catsuit and shit, but it's a great time with some great visuals and soundtrack. People who hate this game are too busy circlejerking over "m-muh turn-based Mario RPG's" or "muh Super Mario Galaxy 3 WHEN???"

Since when was this board right about the obvious games (DORF = Good, CoD = Bad, etc)
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>>324411497
The term "0.5 press" isn't literal, of course it's not fractional. If you wanted to be literal, then you'd call it a full press or not even a press depending on context.
E.g. it's a fucking term.
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Dungeon Fighter Online is getting a huge content patch update in around that time too.

Woo!
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>/v/'s first experience with TASs
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I'm digging the memes that are gonna come out of this.
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>>324411765
This is beyond TAS's
This is advanced autism
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>>324395403
The real question is not why, but why not?
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>>324411443
>implying he isn't intelligent enough to understand real-world parallel universes
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i'm not sure how but i think this is the most autistic thread i've seen on /v/
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>>324411723

you're in the wrong universe, anon

realign and get your speed up, only 12 hours to go
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inb4 Mario 64 moved to /vg/
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>>324392398
this guy is some M64 wizard
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What the fuck is going on? What are people waiting for?
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>>324412019
paralel universes
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>>324412019
Doesn't matter, the guy is a total faker and liar.
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>>324410876
>>324410793


ok i didn't even read to the end of the post to see that you are fibbing, "henry"

by the way the word is time dilation, and that would have no effect on our perception of time, only mario's... well sort of. it's complicated. even more complicated than parallel universes!

but just for kicks, let's say that mario's running speed of 32 units is equivalent to roughly 20 km/h, or about 5.6 m/s, a fair guess for an average person's running speed. certainly mario is more athletic than the average person, but he's also short with stubby little legs so he probably has a short stride. anyway, the speed that pannenkoek attains for Rolling Rocks is about 479,000 units. that comes out to 83,160 m/s, 0.02% the speed of light, not enough to experience significant time dilation


for kicks, the largest PU speed I've ever seen was his climb to the ledge to enter secret aquarium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujLjEbCykOQ
here he obtains a speed of about 992,000 units, or 172,222 m/s, 0.05% the speed of light

am i an autist now too?


>>324411497
it's because the definition of 'half an a press' has nothing to do with the number of operations in an A press.

it has to do with doing a single-attempt, full 120 star run versus an individual star run for each star.
the star in question on HMC would take 1 a press if you did JUST that star. but, if you did a star just before in in a 120-star run (or even a 2-star run, to be honest) that required an A press, you could be holding A from that A press and do the rolling rocks star in Hazy Maze Cave. so, in this case the Rolling Rocks star required 0 a presses - it just leeched off a previous one. if you do the star on its own, there's no previous A press to leech off of, so you have to press and hold A.

and the word they use for that is a half a-press.
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>>324412019
THE QPUs ARE BECOMING MISALIGNED

THE END IS NEAR
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>>324411234
That guy is right. Buttons are binary. Either pressed or not pressed.

Though on the software side there are 4 states:

1: No Button
>Previously 0 and is now 0
2: Pressed
>Previously 0 and is now 1
3: Held
>Previously 1 and is now 1
4: Released
>Previously 1 and is now 0

The guy in the video calls running off a ledge with a button held a half press because he gets the benefit of the airspeed without actually jumping.
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>>324412153
Shut the fuck up
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>FIVE THREADS A DAY I CAN EASILY HIDE JUST PISS ME OFF SO MUCH I NEED TO POST ABOUT HOW SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT I AM
>HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN
How do we get rid of contrarians /v/?
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>>324412195
please read my dissertation re: half a presses to be found in the post two above yours. that is the only correct answer, it comes from the man himself (and his tight knit a button challenge crew)

it has little to do with the state of the A button
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>>324412298
get off our sub
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>>324412438
Holy fuck this is gold.
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>>324412409
YOU ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
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>>324412180
>up 144 PU
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>>324412409
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
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So, how many PUs are there? Does it go on forever or is there a limit due to N64 limitations?
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>>324385442
>they don't know about Super Mario 64's Mario true HP number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdM-h1Ge9xk
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>>324392398
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THE PLANE WAS NAMED WRECKAGE BROTHER

IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE THIS ALTERNATE REALITY BANE HAD TO BY SOME TIME TO ACCELERATE SO HE GOT HIMSELF CAUGHT, WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE HE WAS ABLE TO LEAVE SOMEONE IN THE ''WRECKAGE BROTHER''
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I never knew those spiders were called Scuttlebugs.
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>>324411329
Short ints are smaller and integer operations are faster. Mario's all-important physics needed the precision but collision detection against all those triangles probably needed the speed, possibly the space in memory as well.
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>>324412781
this was answered in another video

essentially the further out you go, the less precise the conversion is from mario's actual coordinates (float) to his collision coords (short) is. so eventually mario's movement will become heavily restricted, as any move he tries to make will truncate incorrectly and the game will not allow it. this will eventually worsen to the point where you can't move at all once you arrive in a PU. after that, if you keep jumping PUs, you'll only be able to move to every other PU because of the in accurate truncating... then every third, then every fourth, so on
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>>324412438
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>>324410793
>implying

Mario is only going at around 300 000 m/s when he reaches QPU speed after the 12 hours. This isn't even close to the speed of light
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>>324382196

The Ulillillia-tier autism in this is equal parts oddly fascinating and pathetic.
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I want to cum inside pannenkoek2012
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>>324412438
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>>324380623
Calm down lad.
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>>324402878

But where is he going?
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>>324401550
Half of the parts calculated by the game, anon. 1 1/2 actions is 1/2 an A press.
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How do I align with a delicious brown elf universe?
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I WANT MONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A
>teleportation
>mario could still grown more powerful
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>>324413663
no

>>324412180
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