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>>324377959
>Half A press
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PARALLEL UNIVERSES
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>inb4 quantum physics
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Is "parallel universes" the next EH REH?
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>>324378120
yes
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>>324377959
There's no point in having SM64 threads anymore. It'll always good down into someone posting the PU vid.
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>>324378050
>autism
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>>324378184
*It'll always go down
Fuck
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First eh reh and now this, why are n64fags so autistic?
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post video
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>>324378184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
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AHAHAHA LOL
SO FUCKING FUNNY
The video is not funny and neither are you neckbeards.
Kill yourselves.
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i can't sit through that whole video

when is the parallel universe part
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>someone trying to ruin something by posting it over and over
fuck /v/
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>I never enjoyed trying to glitch my game
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>>324378590
>he's in this thread
Fuck off, autismo.
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>>324377959
I isolated SIX triangles
Labeled them T1 through T6
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>yfw misaligned QPU
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>1970s machines can take us to the moon
>1990s machines can create infinite universes within themselves
>2010s machines can let us play Flappy Bird

Where did it all go wrong /v/?
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Imagine what he could do with 2 half A presses.
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>>324379378
Normies don't care about that "lol nerd" stuff
they want to look hip and gather them likes on facebook
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>>324379378
While watching the video all I thought about was the reality is a computer simulation hypothesis.

Just the shit like there's no reality beyond what Mario directly observes.
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Between Game Grumps causing a bunch of shitposting and now PARALLEL UNIVERSES there have been constant SM64 threads for almost a year now. Loving it.
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>>324379610
Or Mario is a waking dreamer who creates reality wherever he goes but isn't quite in control of it which is why the levels appear the way they do and why when he moves to another universe it's not visible to him.
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Who /scuttlebug/ here?
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>>324379942
I unironically want Scuttlebugs in Mario Maker, using the way they act in NSMB
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Pannkoek is a mentat, right?
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>>324379030
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuDNiW72tFE

pannenkoek HAS REVOLUTIONIZED GAMING

PRAISE HIM
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>>324380278
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I'M A SCATMAN
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>>324379030
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>>324377959
I will never forgive it for killing proper marios for more than a decade.
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>>324379873
As an Edgar Cayce advocate, this is genuinely the deepest post I ever read on the internet.

I applaud you good sir.
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>Walking around hazy maze cave
>QT Scuttlebug starts waddling towards me
>Start vibrating out of nervousness and wind up in a QPU

Every time
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>>324377959
Anons, I've been messing with PU universes after I saw that video and I just wanted to say th
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>>324380457
>I applaud you good sir.
Helloooo reddit
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>>324380523

>change slopes during a quarter step
>de facto speed changes
>no longer syncs with PU
>wind up on a different grid
>I will never be QPU aligned
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>>324380595
>and I just wanted to say th
Anon?
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>>324380595
HE'S MISALIGNED! JESUS CHRIST ANON CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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>>324380595
anon is kill
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I love these threads.
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>>324380727
>>324380595
He's gone, there's nothing we can do for him now.
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>>324380085
>He can see Mario in parallel universes despite Mario's inherent prescience cloaking
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>>324380278
YAH
YAH
YAH
YAH
WAH
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>There are no objects in PUs

But isn't Mario an object? If Mario is in a PU, then doesn't that mean there are in fact, objects in PUs?
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>>324380821

God-Emperor Mario is setting us on a Nintendo Path
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>>324380873
If I'm remembering right his collision detection is still rooted in the original. So it's kinda like he's having one hell of an out of body experience.
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To start with this video made me think the guy was retarded or something, but now towards the end I'm starting to feel really stupid.
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>>324378281
>Understanding how things work means you're autistic

I don't see why autism is used as an insult honestly. I think it's impressive that people can learn about the coding of a game when they never helped code it, then use that knowledge to their advantage. Sad that these kinds of people are wasted on something as pointless as speedrunning.
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Wait, he did all this shit just to reach a star, pressing A the minimum amount of times?
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>>324381018
Only his floor collision
Essentially PUs are just flat planes with only one height.
So it's like the soles of his feet are still there but I think if a wall was put in, he would still collide (even if the new wall was not in the original universe)
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>>324380873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVtCM1B6iYk
You can bring objects like enemies to PUs apparently but nobody other than Mario can visit a PU and retain their intellect, for travelling across dimensions in a barren invisible warped reality that mirrors the original universe is an experience that is to much to handle for mortal minds. Mario, being an immortal supernatural entity that travels through time and space with his own speed, can clone anything, store and displace explosions, teleport and withstand the void itself, can do it just fine.
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>>324381385
Yep, he's working toward beating the game with zero a presses.
Another super interesting video of his is the 255 coin limit one.
I don't care what /v/ says about
"muh autism", the videos are damn interesting.
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>>324381385
Sm64 speedrunning has changed.
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>>324381501
>speedrunning
It takes him 25 hours to get enough speed for one star.
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>>324379030
>not manipulating the misaligned QPU discrepancy to get past an irregular set of geometry
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>>324381573
SPEEDRUNNING

HAS

CHANGED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpcMlj8BwWE what the fuck is even happening
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>>324378679
if you skip ahead, he explains it when mario is in the room with the pelsiosaur. Of course thats when the video gets even more unwatchable.
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Autism that compels you to discover parallel universes>autism that compels you to shitpost on image boards
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>>324381495
>beating the game with zero a presses.
Half a press is still a press.
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>>324381495
Sort of expanding on the 255 coin limit you mentioned, the one where he overflows the memory locations for storing coins so he can grab a second 100-coin star just to get extra height to get onto a block is fucking nuts.
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Is there any video game character who could defeat Super Mario?

And I don't just mean Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario, equipped with Hammer Bros. suit, with an arsenal of suits in his inventory as back-up, who can breathe underwater and who defeated the sun itself. I don't mean Super Mario World Super Mario, capable of stomping entire castles to the ground, equipped with Feather Cape for limitless flying. And I don't mean Super Mario Galaxy Super Mario, who can breathe in space, regain a third of his vitality with one coin, and the one who recreated the entire universe from scratch, and who can survive inside a black hole. I don't even mean Paper Mario Super Mario, with the power of all Star Spirits and The Thousand Year Door, with abilities such as Starstorm, Clock Out which stops time, and Supernova, who was actually killed once but came back from hell to the land of the living to destroy his killer; and thus having the ability to freely move between life and the afterlife. I'm talking about Super Mario 64 Super Mario, with the Wing Cap, Metal Cap, Invisible Cap, capable of cloning other beings, with Scuttlebug Jamboree, Goomba Staircase, Goomba Oasis, utilizing Pedro Spot, being able to create HOLPs allowing him to release objects from his hand at any point in space no matter how far away, with the ability to increase his speed to infinite amounts several times the speed of light and inter-dimensional travel to Parallel Universes and back, and being able to misalign the QPUs of his foes trapping them forever in a world they cannot interact with, with all his abilities mentioned before, and prep time.
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>>324381426
FUCK
That level with the boo's laugh, mario appearing and dissapearing in a loop is fucking creppy
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i am fucking impressed

this is the dreams of the witch house tier shit
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>>324382103
bravo
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>>324382103
Saved for future use.
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>>324382021
>half a press is still a press
He's working towards it nigga
He constantly improves his routing
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Fucking Japs making overpowered JRPG characters like Mario
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>>324382021
Fuck off "henry"
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>>324379030
>Not counter compensating with slopes to refit the quartersteps and going through multiples of QPU
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I want to become autistic about a video game. What game should I do?
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>>324382510
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>>324382816
Banjo Kazooie
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>>324382816

Bubsy 3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0
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>>324382836
>yfw PUfags will NEVER EVER have a scuttlebug jamboree because there are no objects in PUs
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>>324381939
>that explanation
>this mass of goombas is called a goomba oasis
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Almost 20 years
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Mario 64 threads are forever ruined because of an awful video made by a redditor.

Nice work, you memeing faggots.
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Is all of this tool assisted? Or is it pure skill?
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>>324379030
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>>324381573
Well actually if you paid attention to when he was explaining the 6 triangles you'd see it only took him 12 hours
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>>324383112
>mario 64
>good game
nothing was lost anyway fampai
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>>324383112

You're not fooling anyone, "Henry"
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>>324383112
t. TJ "Henry" Yoshi
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>post yfw he transcends the bounds of man or machines and completes a 120 star run with no controller interaction at all.
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>>324383135
TAS. All he had to do was do the calculations, plug in the string of inputs and then walk away.
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>>324383135
100% TAS
The theory work behind it however, is solid.
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>>324383112
Piss off, you misaligned fuck.
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>>324383386

He's going to gain the ability to send people to PUs, and he'll purge the world of malcontents.

And Henry.
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>>324382103
the mystery goomba
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>>324379030
>stuck in misaligned QPU
>it's too late and can't bother to realign with the QPU grid
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Sooo... What's this Henry meme about?
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-en he started talking about horse di.....

wait, why am I in this thread?
did I just switch Universe again?
God dammit
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>>324383386
Im afraid of what happens if he starts using VR
He might CHIM us all
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>>324381426
>that droning ambience that fades in when teleporting to the Bobomb Battlefield parallel universe
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>>324383712
What the fuck. This bothers me.
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>>324383704
>took hours to arange this just for a 5 second joke.
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how many hours into your speed acceleration are you anons? 3 hours here.
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>>324379030
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>>324383842
Stay aligned, kid
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>>324380278
Even more impressive
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>>324383775
Shit is pretty spooky. What is it caused by, even
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>>324384172
>>324383775
sounded a bit like the rolling sound for the iron balls
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>>324383112
>A game that came out 20 years ago and never had threads other than "how was I supposed to know I had to jump into the painting" now gets actual mechanical discussion and that's a bad thing
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>>324383412
Hey reddit.
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>you now realize that reality is a video game and that Quantum Mechanics are just glitches in the code
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>>324384172
The anguished souls of those who became misaligned with the QPU grid and can't return to the original universe.
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>>324381939
this is fucking incredible
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>>324378281
I like seeing how /v/ still suffers from the bully syndrome
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so when are they going to remake this bullshit actually taking into account Mario's feats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aq_dOLFmxA
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I feel like I'm watching an episode of CSI.

>this misaligned QPU allows us to use the beta carthy algorithm to find tertiary unactivated code which brings us to a seconady parallel universe and misaligned clone data
>ENHANCE
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Why hasn't pannenkeok applied for a research grant with the US gov't?
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That half-A press guy could have become a theoretical physicist, a computer scientist, or a mathematician with his life. Instead, he'll remain a permavirgin in his mom basement playing Mario until he dies alone.
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I'd love to see what he could do with Fallout 4.
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>>324384514
no need to project insecurities anon
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>>324384514
cool, his videos are still great
Supposedly he's a used car salesman who is super into math
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>>324384514
> Instead, he'll remain a permavirgin in his mom basement playing Mario until he dies alone.

Like a true hero who deserves all my respect.
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>>324384514

Or he can get more subscribers, get youtube money, and get paid doing what he likes.

Go align yourself, "Henry"
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>>324384514
He's a major in IT and he teaches it.
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>>324384423
>US gov, I'm pancake
>I need 5 million to find the upward warp in tick tok clock
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>>324384514
Last I read he has a degree in Computer Science and teaches at a University
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>>324384514
> implying he ain't getting grade A+ pussy from all the parallel universes, while ocasionally dropping hints through his favourite childhood game to us, in order to mask his scientific breakthrough
I'm so close guys, I'm almost out of he
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>half A press
it's more like 2/3
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>>324384514
Why do you guys keep saying this?

All this person cares about is games. He is probably an autismbux recieving NEET. I've seen this before with a lot of autists. They usually think they are geniuses but turn out to just be underachieving videogamers. Which usually spiral to NEETism

>hurr durr I can talk about complex obscure things that no one cares about

It's just autists hold games over anything else. You can usually spot these guys about how they talk about video games (new or old)
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>>324384692
Thing is, he could probably convince them, too.
Guy has mad CHA
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>>324383112
Oh no, now how will I argue how amazing Mario 64 was.
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>>324384632
I'm not projecting anything, man. The guy is amazing. Just seems he's wasting his life. He's obviously a smart guy with a high level of focus. He would have been perfect for the sciences.

>>324384674
It only has 100k views. Thats not really that much, especially for how long it took him to make the video and how much work went into it.
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>>324381981
>>324378679

Retards with ADD detected
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>>324381939
Oh fuck
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>>324384905
And you're wasting your life posting on 4chan

kill yourself
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>>324384514
You know all those hours you spend on /v/ shitposting?
He used them on SM64
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>>324384787
he has an IT degree and teaches at a university

he does this mario shit in his free time
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>>324384951
Jesus Christ.
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>>324384951
fucking videogames
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>>324384905
>Just seems he's wasting his life.
Unlike you who lives a productive life posting on native american smoke signal networks about your favorite spirit animals
Maybe this guy just spends his spare time on this shit dude, he has enough money to put a 1k bounty on finding the TTC warp so obviously he is getting income from somewhere
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>>324384951
distilled autism
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>>324384951
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https://youtu.be/Ih3aBGxWzJA
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>>324384514
Eh. He's very, very dedicated to understanding Mario, but the mechanics he's using aren't particularly complicated. Running into parallel universes sounds complicated, but it's actually a basic application of the modulus function.

He's a dedicated programmer who focused on esoteric manipulation of one old game. He could do a PhD on Mario 64, but it's not like he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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>>324384905
he offered a 1000$ bounty for reproducing a glitch he saw on stream, he might be playing stock market in his free time for all you know
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its okay guys. I just finished my first 0.5 A press level.
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>>324384514
most of /v/ aren't that smart and still permavirgins.
So what's your point?
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This 0.5 press notation is retarded, and I'm sick of people blindly defending it.
Say a level can be beaten by starting with A pressed, releasing it and pressing it again for a full jump, and then pressing it once more for another full jump, but this time it can be held down until the level is over.
Would that be 1 + 2x0.5 A presses?
2 A presses?
He should really call it 1 A press with starting A hold and ending A hold. That way godot yoshis are satisfied, and you don't have to worry about people thinking you can actually use the 0.5 in calculations.
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>>324381426
>Bumps into bob-omb
>It falls out of this plane of existence
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Who built Tick Tock Clock?
What were they mining in Hazy Maze Cave? Did all of the miners die from the poison gas?
What caused Wet Dry World to flood?
Mario 64's lore is unmatched.
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>>324383135
legends speak of a man who would one day travel the qpu grid without TAS or fear of misalignment. unknown to us, or perhaps we are unseen to him.
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>>324385383
Good job, man, you are on your way t
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Henry pls go
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>>324385045
>IT degree
>impressive

Still an underachiever, IT is literally the field for underachievers. And those who can't do teach
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>>324385535
What is the HENRY MEME PLZ
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>>324385490
They're all just magic paintings anon. The painter did it all.
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>>324383586
all of my cakes
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i am very glad i don't have any idea what you are talking about, other than some youtube idiot said a thing while playing video games and now it's a meme
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>>324385624
Someones buttmad
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>>324384514
He's a teacher. Isn't the gift of knowledge the greatest gift you can give to humanity?
99% of his students won't give a shit about learning, the ones who care would take it upon themselves to learn anyway
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>>324379030
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>>324385636
But to get to Hazy Maze Cave you have to jump into a puddle of mercury.
Why is there a cave full of snifit ghosts behind the waterfall? What happened?
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>>324385680
Look, to explain this I'll first need to s
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>>324385720
Not even. IT is a shit field. I'll comment on his video and ask him what to do if my printer stops working.

Also you got nothing on my job
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Can anyone explain this meme
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>>324385871
I'm the president of Viacom
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>>324385924
>>324378570
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>>324385924
It's only funny if you spend more time watching videos of people playing video games than actually playing games, which I guess is now 90% of /v/
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>>324385871
Okay buddy no one cares what your job is. Even if you were a fucking jet pilot we'd still hate you
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>>324385987
Can you fire Dan already?
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>>324385871
Why are you so eager to diminish the accomplishments of others and show everyone how much better you are on an anonymous image board?
Doesn't bringing pedigree into an anonymous discussion kind of ruin the point of anonymous discussion?
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>>324385924
some turbo autist applied quantum physics and multiverses to a game because he didn't want to press A
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>>324385990
>24 minutes

who the fuck has the patience to watch this shit? just fucking PLAY GAMES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>324383586
The Mystery Goomba is not ordinarily defeatable but he only exists for a split second before dying anyway
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>>324386074

There must always be a Dan
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>>324379030
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>>324386231
>who the fuck has the tolerance to shitpost on an image board all day? just fucking PLAY GAMES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>324378679
How the fuck can you not sit through the video?

It's interesting as shit, he has a decent voice, he sounds calm, he explains shit well. It's fucking great.

Something has to be seriously wrong with people for them to be unable to watch this video
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>>324386282

Wow, Baal does look like Wojak and Pepe stuck together.
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>>324386258
He doesn't die after that frame, he just becomes unloaded and invisible.
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>>324385224
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>>324386231
>someone interested in sports must spend all their time playing sports and cannot watch sporting events
>someone interested in science must spend all their time in a lab doing experiments and cannot read journals or videos on the subject
>someone interested in movies must spend all their time watching movies and cannot watch reviews or trailers
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>>324379030
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>>324386110
>IT
>accomplishment

I wish this /g/ meme would die
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>>324385990
So the meme is hit hyper autism. Breddi gud i rate 7/10 meme
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>>324386412
I saw it more like the cat looking into the past (because lolcats being the primary meme on 4chan back then), and Pepe looking into the future (because that is the future we chose), but the head of the boddy being forever the king of fools.
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>>324384514
He is literally one of the top programmers working for the US Government and is going into private contracting for SpaceX at the end of the year
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>>324379030
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>yfw Mario is actually Elder God Demonbane
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If only applying maths to real life was as easy
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>>324381426
But could be beat Madara Uchicha?
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>>324379030
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>>324380278
>that moment on the mountain when he has to turn 90 degrees to the right

impressive
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>>324384514
>F-follow muh social norms! If you don't conform, you are a VIRGIN and a FAILURE living IN THEIR MOM'S BASEMENT

Good goy, part of the hivemind
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>>324385296
>no buttons allowed
>still manages to assemble an army of mimics to obtain a shell in order to manipulate ghost's position to bounce off his body straight to the star
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>>324385450
The half a press seems to only apply to the initial release.
Then you add two more presses to make 2.5.
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>>324385450
He uses 0.5 because it's either 0 or 1 depending on whether it's chained with other actions. If you're doing hazy maze cave isolated, it's one isolated A press.

If you're doing it as part of a greater run, it's the same A press as the one needed in the castle to reach the level, thus it's not unique to HMC.

As it can go either way depending on context, using the notation of a "half press" is just easier.
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>>324384363
>bully

You have to be at least 18 to post here.
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Mario 64 speedrun.
>45 hours to complete a single level
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>>324381426
>Bob-omb tries to walk back to its own universe
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>>324385450
I think the .5 only matters in relation to the entire run since the press happens outside the area, its 1 in the scheme of the entire run, but .5 in terms of the level.

Though I dunno, is it supposed to just be a level by level thing? If so, Id say the .5 distinction is dumb then
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what was better?
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>>324386929
I'd do something with that reading comprehension of yours man, it's pretty bad.
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>>324380278

>tfw I bet colleagues I can collect the star from the big bob-omb on the mountain without touching the joystick at all
>yeah right no way
>ez 100 bucks
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>>324387106
anon dont make me do this
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The point of calling it 0.5 A press is that he doesn't use jumps to get the star. I get that it is weird to think he didn't press it when he's actually touching the button. Couldn't he have called it "no jump TAS"?
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Name a video game character that could beat Mario.

Thought so.
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>>324387306
Dark Ronald McDonald
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>>324385636
That cant be true. As mario galaxy 2 proves, thwomps fortress is a real location in universe.
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>>324379030
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>>324385296
>all of those Moneybags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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>>324380278
Im impressed but at the same time I gotta ask

Why
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>>324385450
The half press only applies if you can press the button before the start of the level.

It is still a flawed notation. Lets say you complete four levels that take 1, 0.5, 1 and 0.5 presses respectively. The total here is 3 (1+0.5+1+0.5), but the actual number of presses required is 2 (1+0+1+0). It's a decent enough shorthand, but it could be more rigorous.
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>>324381939
>the way mario runs up the mountain
>the way he keeps going backwards by picking up the bob-omb over and over

what the fuck
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>>324387292
>12 hours

Not a speed run
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>For the record, this BLJ reaches -5.24 million speed
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>>324387292
The point is that he is trying to beat the game is the least amount of A presses.
He needed to hold the A button to do things without needing to do a full press.
If you count the A press from before he started the level it would just be 1 press.
But if you don't then it's in this weird occasion of either being 0.5 a press of no presses at all.
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>>324381316
Understanding how things work is not what occured in that video. What occured was someone taking a thought experiment "How few of A presses can I use to get through SM64" and dedicating countless hours into discovering these glitches and abnormalities to shave a "half" button press off of your run. Then countless more hours to memorize the fuckinf aggro range of scuttlebugs. Then several more hours making a passive-aggressive video trying to validate his retarded assertions about button presses and why we should care.

Most entertaining part of that video had nothing to do with the actual button run but with neat abnormalities in the code. If the content you spent hundreds of hours on is less interesting than the code of a nearly 20 y/o game then you've gone too deep.
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>>324387636
>that speed

and people call f-zero fast
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>>324384787
That sounds like a massive generalization. I guess you didn't get a STEM degree at a state school; a good percent of the engineering majors at UMD were autistic and played video games.

But hey, mad cuz bad.
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>Mario is given 12 hours prep time
>So that he can drive the truck from Big Rigs in reverse
>In the back of the truck is a generator powered by Sonic, The Flash, and Roadrunner in big hamster wheels
>The engine is a class 0 hyperdrive
>A Kanohi Kakama has been strapped to the hood of the truck
WE NEED TO GO FASTER
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>tfw you succesfully travel to a parallel universe
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Where does Luigi fit into all this?
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>>324388117
L IS REAL 2401
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>>324386231
Having an attention span must be what's wrong with us I guess.
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>>324388117
Luigi is a weak fucker
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>>324388117
Luigi is Mario's partner in this.
He might just be his brother.

But he could also be his alternate self
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>>324388117
Luigi is Mario from a PU that's green and stretches everything vertically

Mario brought him back
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>>324388117
Luigi is the anti-Mario
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>>324382050
Post the video please. All this shit sounds amazing.
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>tfw pannenkoek's video is more impressive than my entire life
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>>324386231
Anon, you got it wrong. Watching Let's Plays is retarded when you do it as a substitute for playing the actual game, especially when you are interested in the game. Watching reviews or videos of people doing amazing or interesting things with games that you already played is something completely different.
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>>324384514
It's pretty clear that he has some sort of knowledge of Computer Science. It's unclear whether he's self taught or not, but he definitely understands concepts. In fact, in his Goomba Staircase video, when he talks about reducing the number of goombas needed from an exponential amount to a quadratic amount, that's extremely similar to time/space complexity reduction in algorithmic analysis.
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>>324388261
>Luigi is actually Mario except time shifted into the future, when Mario travels between universes the time in each one clocks at slightly different speeds. He appears green due to temporal blue-shifting, and Mario viewing him in the "future" causes physical aberrations like the L on his hat
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>>324388657
http://enduringbeta.com/2014/09/21/interview-with-a-super-mario-64-expert/
>How old are you?
>I am 20 and in college at the University of Pennsylvania, majoring in Computer Science.
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>tfw no scuttlebug jamboree
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How's your scuttlebug jamboree coming along, /v/?
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>>324387636
>TEXTURE FILTERS
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>>324388763
I remember SM64 looking better than that
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>>324388763
Which video has the scuttlebug jamboree?
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He keeps saying that 'we' call these tricks x
Who is he working with
his alternate selves?
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>>324388745
AN INTERVIEW FROM THE GOD HIMSELF???

WHY WASN'T THIS POSTED EARLIER?
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>>324388790
The most genius SM64 and TAS player of all time uses filters.
Where's your god now /v/?
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>>324388691
>luigi is able to interact with objects as long as mario is around

>but alone the environment does not recognize him because he is a being from a different universe
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Why don't they show a short video of him doing something crazy like this at AGDQ

That would've been much better than their tasbot segment shit
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>>324388965
other people obviously.
One of this things is called Pedro's spot which is really amusing.
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>>324384514
>if ur rly smart u have to work 4 teh good of humanity :)
How do you know he isn't already, anyways.
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>>324389121
He does use a TAS
Him doing all this shit live without any editing might not go well
A SM64 showcase done by him would be interesting for sure though
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>>324384514
as funny as the mario thing is he should really use his talents for something else
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>>324378184
What the fuck else is there to still talk about in relation to SM64? It's been talked about to death, and some guy with a hard on for doing things the hard way has breathed new life into it.
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>>324389063
>Luigi's mansion takes place in Luigi's realm, where Boos have taken Mario prisoner
>Luigi's realm is a dead wasteland, sparsely populated by scientists and ghosts
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>>324387636
does pannen browse /v/?
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>>324384514
what's a mom basement
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>>324389458
>everyone must work for the good of "society"
Fuck off commie
Also see >>324388745
He's pursuing a compsci degree
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>>324387479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Rm158sfE4
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>>324388863
IIRC it's near the begginning of the rolling rocks one AKA PARALLEL UNIVERSES
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>>324384514
>theoretical physicist
>mathematician
Lel
In this day and age, no, at least if you want to be a relevant one

He can definitely be a top-tier programmer/software eng, though
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>>324383396
>implying that he didn't hold the control stick for 25 hours before figuring out how to cut it down to 12
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>>324389629
>everyone must work for the good of "society"
>Fuck off commie

bruh where the fuck did you get that from
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>>324388863
The hazy maze cave one. He mentions that you can't move scuttlebugs between rooms and follows with something along the lines of "So you can't make a scuttlebug jamboree"
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>>324389708
MY METAL BOY
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>>324388474
I finally dug it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOxYVtJhOI
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>>324379030
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>>324387821
>I guess you didn't get a STEM degree at a state school
You got me, I'm so ashamed.
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>>324389757
>In this day and age, no, at least if you want to be a relevant one
This tbqh. Physics major here. There is literally nothing to do in this field anymore. Unless you go super autist mode and do really NOTHING else in your life than physics. Even then you're going to have a hard time finding something relevant.

Either way, this dude could be a really good computer scientist.
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>>324388763
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>>324387821
>at a state school
But that's a good thing that he didn't get it there lmao
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>>324390198
>this dude could be a really good computer scientist.
He is/was getting a compsci degree
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>>324389948
>At an estimated 40 seconds per iteration, this would take 10 days of straight playing to pull off
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>>324377959
SMB3>SMBW>SM64>SMG>SMG2>SMS>SMB2
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>>324389948
thats actually pretty creative
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>>324380405
3D Mario is proper Mario. Those 2D abortions were a necessary evil for the lack of technology at the time.

Kill yourself.
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>>324390570
Fucking retarded
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This is seriously one of the most interesting things I've ever watched.
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>This is what we call a Parallel Universe, or a Pii U.
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>>324386376
They use the internet too much. After being on 4chan for years my attention span is tiny, I usually only lurk cause it takes attention to post

I also don't read long posts
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>>324389708
Why are these all so golden?
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>>324390570
You can't be serious
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>>324391153
Its a shame they were dropped after season 2.
But maybe they ran out of ideas for it
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>>324380595
ANON NO
>>
PARALLEL
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>>324388745
>My top 4 favorite games are probably Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Luigi’s Mansion, and Halo 2.

Nope. No autism there. None whatsoever.
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>people enjoying themselves with a new meme
STOP HAVING FUN
STOP FORCING THIS MEME
I JUST FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS
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/v/, we must find out who this man is

What happened to him in his childhood to give him his extraordinary powers? Can he use his powers for good? Could we convince him to use them for evil?

Could this man use his abilities to conquer the world?

We must learn more about him
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>>324380801
We have to form a rescue troupe to follow him.

Who volunteers?
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>>324380595
It's over, he's misaligned his QPU.
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>Scuttlefbug jamboree
what did he mean by this?
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>>324391552
>>324380747
>>324380727
>>324380759
>>324380801
>>324391339

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>>324391540
I'll volunteer, I'm already in the bathtub of water with my back to the wall, gaining speed as we speak.
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>>324379030
i dont get it
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>>324391810
Anon, are you on a slope?
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>>324384514
At least he's doing what he wants with his life, something that can't be said for the majority of /v/
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>>324391897
Did you watch the video?
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>>324378083
>parallel universe
its just the fucking modulo function shifting things around
calling it a parallel universe is max autism
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>>324391667

Stop trying to steal our meme magic, /tv/
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>>324391923

Same experiment on this end. I've been doing it for a few hours now, and
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>>324391783
Heavens to Betsy
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>>324391992
Taking this seriously is what is maximum autism. Lighten up
>>324392040
See you in 10 hours
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>>324387709
>Understanding how things work is not what occured in that video
>What occured was someone taking a thought experiment "How few of A presses can I use to get through SM64" and dedicating countless hours into understanding how things work
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>>324392040
OH MY GOD ANON

WE NEED TO FORM ANOTHER RESCUE TROUPE
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>>324391810
>not pre-plotting your course and the exact slopes you'll need beforehand
ANON NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS SHIT MANUALLY!
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>>324391783
ANON YOUR QPU IS ALL FUCKED UP
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>>324390058
STEM degrees pay really well and are fun. I can see why.

>>324390290
University of Maryland is ranked 41 globally, must be a shitty school senpai. Private costs to much and Georgia Tech was out of state.
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>>324384514
GO AWAY HENRY
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>>324392040
>and
A-anon?
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>>324391986
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>>324391992
What else is a concise way to explain the fact that when Mario goes way out of bounds he can effectively stand on incomplete copies of the course?
>>
way to drive another fucking "meme" into the ground again guys
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>>324391992
now THIS is autism
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>>324391519
Who is this nob gnome?
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>>324392040
>>324380595
Do you guys now finally get why there are no slopes in Mario Maker?

Iwata wanted to protect us.
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>>324391783
oh shit
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>>324392290
>stop talking about popular videos
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>>324392183
>STEM degrees pay really well
>Engie (not EE or NucE since job growth is fucked) pay decently, along with Comp Sci, while everything else is a worthless investment if you didn't go to a top 3, or went to med school

Fixed
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>>324384514
Hey. Guess what? Different people have different goals in life. Not everyone wants to do what you want them to do.
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Are ghosts just beings who get QPU misaligned? Getting trapped in our world for all eternity.
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>>324392342
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>>324392360
It all makes sense now.
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>>324390570
The only good 3D Marios are 64 and Galaxy on a first playthrough.

64 is the only one I'd consider playing to this day right now.

Sunshine was good in parts, it was nice to get away from the regular formula, but it didn't have the same open feel that 64 did. Galaxy's was even worse in this regard, but the stage designs were very fucking neat.
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>>324392360

You fool, there are slopes in just about every other game, including Kirby, Yoshi, Smash Brothers, Splatoon, and etc.

IT'S TOO LATE, WE'RE ALL DOOMED
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>>324391783
good lord
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>>324392571
Image search worked that time. Thanks.
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Holy shit you guys are fucking morons

Parallel universes aren't even re
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I like the PU vid
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>>324392598
It's okay, in Splatoon you die upon touching the water.
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>>324379030
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>yfw the reason we haven't been able to crack time travel is because we haven't used slopes
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>when your QPU is aligned perfectly but the scuttlebug activates one frame too late due to a small miscalculation of de facto speed, causing a space time misalignment and you can feel your organs shutting down as reality crumbles around you
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>>324392786

That's what they want you to think. For all you know, we're already in a universe where every kid is a squid.
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>>324392864
I swear to God that I already read this post like 10 minutes ago. Is it too late? Is the convergence happening already? I need to find my slope.
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>>324383112
what mario 64 threads? all i see is sonygger shitposting their shitty games during the day time.
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Can I use syncing speeds to travel to a universe where I'm not lonely?
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>>324392840
>as oxygen ceases to exist on even the theoretical level and your brain behinds hallucinating you see one final thing before you're retroactively written out of reality
>The scuttlebug jamboree
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>>324392290

"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long."
- Corporal Beefcake McKillshot, Modern Warfare: Secret Black Ops Operations 3 Commando Edition
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>>324392990

You mean THESE SLOPES?

///////////

So help me, I'll drag everyone ITT into an alternate universe. We'll have misaligned QPU's until the end of every N64's internal clock! Don't push me!
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>>324392290
and they did it in less than a week, it's incredible

/v/ literally is reddit
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>>324393163
Anon there is no way that would work there's no water h
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>>324393171
>he's from a universe where reddit exists
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>>324393163
EVERYBODY FUCKING RUN
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Is "parallel universes" the Undertale of Youtube videos?
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>Girlfrind gets me an N64 for Christmas out of the blue, she knew it was the only Nintendo console I never had. Gets me Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo Kazooie (admittedly good games).
>Copies of good stuff like SM64 and Smash are $40, some of them are ridiculous and go up to $80-$90.

Ugh.
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>>324393171
>being so QPU misaligned that you can't have fun
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>>324382103
Reminder that Mario can move like this. Even he is surprised by his ninja skills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU
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>>324393056

Different PUs are only reflections of our reality. No many how many Quadruple Paralell Universes you traverse, you will always be alone, and since the PUs cant reflect living things, only position data, you will be even more alone.
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>>324393341
Just hop to PU, steal one, and align yourself pack to this universe
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>>324393341
It is to protect you anon.
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>>324393341
nice blog, you fucking faggot

I hope you and your homely gf get misaligned
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>There are people who played the N64
>They played video games at 240p and 15fps

What fucking animals
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>>324393341

>Ugh

Shit I am in the wrong PU where 4chan is tumblr. Running into the corner at my room now to build speed, typing on my calculator to make sure I dont get QPU misaligned again.
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So how long until /v/ completely beats this meme to death?
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>>324393368
Jesus fuckin Christ
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>that guy playing sm64 pressing the A button
>MORE THAN ONCE
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>>324393368
help me god i'm scared
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>>324386821
nerve gas man
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>>324393498
Sorry, I posted before I realized this was a DANK MAYMAY thread. I'll leave you guys to it.
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>>324393654

Please re-align your QPU friend, your collision date is off tbqh
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>>324392486
I only know the aerospace field is full from first hand experience. Biomedical is where its at right now. Comp sci is a bubble imo.

http://www.forbes.com/pictures/lmj45jgfi/the-college-majors-that-are-worth-it/

^Feel free to give me actual data senpai.
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>>324387138
>mfw I had the EXACT same thought
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>>324393762
so you're saying it's too late?
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>>324379378

this>>324379603

Social media and the masses of retards ruining everything.

When something gets popular expect it to go to shit.
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>>324393878

You must re-align and re-calculate. Its hard but not impossible, I believe in you. As long as you dont press A more than half a time you'll be fine.
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>>324393459
There is only floor in PUs idiot, no objects
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>>324393678

>not doing a half-press playthrough
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Veru funny meme, keep up! :)
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>>324393865

Why were there scuttlebugs in Star Wars?
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>>324387479
Autism.
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>That kid who would purposefully QPU misalign himself to get out of detention
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>>324393368
>not only did he do that, given the fog, he did it on his first try
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>>324394192
>he misaligned one day and we never saw him again
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>>324392183
sauce?
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>>324394192

>dat kid who had spent the weekend raising a scuttlebug outside the class window and skipped class by getting out and getting to the roof to get the star without jumping, thus getting a straight A+
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>that kid that claimed he had a scuttlebug jamboree in the other room
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>>324394303
>a scuttlebug was in his seat the next day
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>>324394435
>A+
>having As anywhere in your run
B+ is the true purist grade
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>>324394505

It was techically only half an A
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>>324394505
excellent post
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>>324394505
>>324394580
>>324394583

>not getting an S for "control 'S'tick"
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hi there i just walked into a corner for 15 years and i think i entered a completely separate reality.

i'm the real mario and apparently you guys have games about my adventures

ask me anything
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>>324380595
>messing with parallel universes universes
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>>324393850
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/mobile/electrical-and-electronics-engineers.htm

http://www.computerworld.com/article/3017196/it-careers/u-s-predicts-zero-job-growth-for-electronics-engineers.html

i'm sure all those jobs will open up, especially when the rate of EE BSs being awarded is drastically increasing

http://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/mobile/nuclear-engineers.htm
>NEGATIVE GROWTH FOR NUCLEAR
fucking kek, I'm so glad I did Mechanical

>biomed
https://www.quora.com/What-would-you-say-to-someone-considering-majoring-in-biomedical-engineering-bioengineering-in-college
http://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/mobile/biomedical-engineers.htm

biomedical engineering jobs are indeed growing, but it's a bit deceptive. Other engineering degrees will often take the jobs from actual Bioengineering BSs, especially Chem and Mech. I'm forgetting another source for this that's a bit more credible, so feel free to ignore this
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>all of mario's lore can be explained by PU'S
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>>324394930
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What happens if Mario exceeds lightspeed?
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>>324390679
>>324391239
2D Mario has always been trash. It's not difficult or interesting and allows for almost 0 creativity.

I enjoyed it when I was 5. I tried to play NSMBU and got bored halfway through doing the same boring shit over and over.

As much as Super Mario 3D World was an abortion of both 2D and 3D, it was infinitely more fun and interesting than any of the 2D trash.

3D Mario will always be the better Mario.
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>>324395239
I think we're way past that already.
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>>324394732
Strawberry or chocolate
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>>324395439
>It's not difficult or interesting and allows for almost 0 creativity.
>He's never played kaizo
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>>324389948
This is not an autist

This is an auteur
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>>324395439
N64 babbies are truly the biggest fucking retards.
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>>324394732

hoooly shit
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>>324394930
>yfw he miscalculated his sync speed amd was trapped behind a door that never opens
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>>324395573
Kaizo isn't fun faggot. It's just some jap who gets off on being as sadistic as fucking possible.

Is it cool to watch someone get through it? Sure. I'll admit that but it's also not an official Nintendo game and we are talking about Nintendo.
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>>324395239
He's already surpassed that. His speed is measured at Parallel Universes a second.

Not even Universes a second. Parallel ones. Which means he goes so fast he eventually hits a universe like ours, only blank and solid. So he has to make sure he goes 4QPU or he'll get stuck there. Still, the distance within a mere second is more than compressible than a human. He might be faster than the Flash.
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Kind of feeling burnt out on this meme now. But it was fun.

We really do run shit to the ground fast dont we?
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>>324394769
that's why computer engineer is the best

you can go either comp sci or ee or in between (digital logic)
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>>324395751
>being an Atari baby

I know it must have felt really special seeing Pong for the first time since your life sucked pretty hard before it but that doesn't make it any better. 2D Mario is still shit.
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>>324396005
>the atari came before the n64 and there was nothing inbetween
N64 babbies are THIS retarded
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>>324395946
>So he has to make sure he goes 4QPU or he'll get stuck there.
He has to go at QPU speed, which is equivalent of four PU.
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Everything up to 10:35 is actually worth watching, if you can get past the autism about him explaining what exactly constitutes as an A press
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what do you think this guy could do if he pressed the A button normally
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>that kid who PU routed his way to school with a specific de facto speed to be perfectly QPU aligned
hated him, what fucking nerd
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>>324396403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZrZgaU2z6Y
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>>324394415
http://www.umdrightnow.umd.edu/university-maryland-rankings

>>324394769
>Nuclear
xD I have a friend at the Naval Academy going nuclear.

>Biomed
Interesting, I'll need to find the salsa on that.

Math majors seem to being doing well, asking for a masters tho.
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>>324394769
>tfw I applied as EE to Cal Poly
WAKE ME UP
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i don't mean to change the subject, but I really love this song. It brings back wonderful childhood memories. What's your favorite Mario 64 song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HhdZMpSvXg

Also this podcast goes in depth with how great the music in this game is

http://www.supermarcatobros.com/podcast/2013/11/17/episode-86-super-mario-64
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>>324396691
>xD
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>>324386376
>Something has to be seriously wrong with people for them to be unable to watch this video

It's called being born in the 2000s.
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I fucking love this new meme.
Simply because I love Super Mario 64 and glitching absurdity.
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>>324380595
>pu universes
>parallell universe universes
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>>324395967
Comp sci is a solid choice, just could never maintain my interest in studying it.

EE @ the higher lvl's is essentially witchcraft.
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>>324396975
Staff Credits and File Select

SM64s music was incredible
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>>324396975
just kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl0ky4DcHA
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>>324387479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7kdDeGXUjI#t=88
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>>324397213
This so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wm5RxpHKA
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>>324397346
>That penguin realized his existence was on the wrong QPU and was trying to build up enough defacto speed to get back to his original universe
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The penguin is building speed while headed for the biggest slope he can find.
He intends to rocket into PU misalignment and become one with the singularity.
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>>324397015
Well put.
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>>324377959
Hello again /v/eddit.
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>information about a video game posted on /v/
>gets shit on because its actually about video games

who /shitpost/ here
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>>324398031
I think its mostly some people are upset that its getting so many threads in a few days. I personally don't mind
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>>324389507
you're literally manufacturing things to talk about.

the half A press shit isn't interesting. you're a fucktard
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>>324379030
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>>324389768
Actually, he used duct tape
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>>324397651
>>324397678
From earlier in the video:
>Shortly afterwards, we saw him heading straight towards the mountains some 70 kilometers away. Dr. Ainley explained that even if he caught him and brought him back to the colony, he would immediately head right back to the mountains.

From my captcha:
>Select all images with mountains.

I think I know what I have to do now.
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>>324399241
>scuttlebug millionaire
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>>324394214
>this is totally not TAS
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DEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo
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>>324400225
DEEPEST
LORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBsNqjotZE
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>MFW /v/ has both created and run a meme into the ground in less than 48 hours

Kill yourselves and go back to Reddit you cancerniggers
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>>324401017
>Implying that'll stop anyone from using it even more
New to /v/?
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>>324400830
WHAT COULD IT MEAN?
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>>324400830
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OK look I know that this is a funny meme and all
But 3 threads with more than 200 posts each currently up on the catalog, for a 170k views Youtube video
If this isn't forcing a meme I don't know what is
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>>324379030
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>>324401017
welcome to neo /v/

are you new here? seriously this place has been infested with reddit and tumblr cancer for years now and mods wont do shit about itq
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>>324400830
>"Superrr Mario Makerrrrr...;)"

Nope, quit the video right there. Didn't help that I had have headphone on and I only heard that sensual whisper in my left ear.
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>>324390435
SMW>SMB2>SM64>SMG2>SMS>SMG>SMB3
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>>324377959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PsIToaw1qc
You can get 120 Stars in only 27 A presses!
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what if https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44MyrH4jwOQ

took words and a style from a different PU, but no-one appreciates it in this
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