>"I think every player should choose the pendant as the

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>>324343569
Just posting this cuteness

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>>324343859
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
JK ;^)

Joke items are fun.

>>324343569
the shield (he means the wooden one) does become more useful though, because it can block bullets and their ability to shieldbreak doesnt grow as much exponentially as their damage does

The pendant is mostly for the atmosphere I would imagine

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>>324345383
Don't you get staggered to hell?

>>324345383
>it can block bullets

you still take damage though. loch shield is obviously better because it's designed to block non-physical damage. wooden shield is still interesting...

>>324343569
Are you implying Jayden is clever?

>>324345383
>>324346297

It's also a hard counter to a lot of SKL weapons.

Threaded Cane, Blades of Mercy, and the Reiterpallasch are all affected. I've yet to test it out on the short sword forms of the Kirk/LHB or the Rakuyo yet, though.

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>>324346634
I'm implying Miyazaki says nonsense to troll the people who overanalyze

>>324343569
>pic
First read that as Dark Jesus.

>>324347032
>If I stick eyes in my skull I'll become enlightened, not literally retarded
Did anyone stop and think for even a second in Bloodborne?
>I'm going to surgically implant foreign objects in my brain
>this is going to accomplish something other than brain damage

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>>324347032
>Thinking Jayden is only pretending to be retarded.
Oh, you're precious.

>>324343569
He's right in a way.

When you don't suck anymore you'll know how to raise the wooden plank to block quick blade attacks-for some reason short metal blades bounce off of wood.

>>324343859
What's cute about a skeleton flailing?

>>324347473

Wood can be pretty hard.

>>324347695
2.

>>324347695
2

>>324347695
2

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>>324347275
>for who knows how long, humans have tried to become great old ones
>they tried it with blood
>they tried it with lining the inside of their heads with eyes
>they tried to force everybody into a dream
>they tried turning people into aliens

>but they never tried eating umbilical cords

>>324347292
He's gotta be pretending. He know acting like a retard gives him free publicity...r-right?

>>324347473
When you don't suck anymore you actually learn to dodge shit.

>>324348118
The ayy lmao ending is crappy too.
>eat chords
>touched my moon presence
>it lets you go
>you kill it
>camera cuts and god knows what happens
>you're an alien now
Fucking. Stupid.

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>>324347695
:^)

The shield can be very useful in Bloodborne PVP, especially since no one expects you to be using it.

>>324348118
>He's gotta be pretending.
I mean, maybe? I don't actually follow him. Because, why would I? But I've read some of his tweets that get posted here, and they sound like a dumb 15 year old(or however old he is) trying to sound philosophical.

I know that Will and Jada are into very strange philosophies themselves. And are filling their kid's heads with some unconventional ideas. So the kids grew up being told all this existential, higher purpose bullshit they aren't even capable of comprehending. And then they go spouting off some random nonsense. Thinking they have some unique perspective on the world.

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>>324347695
>>324348559
This shit is easy. It changes direction between gears, stays in the same drection in regular bands and switches when in criss-crossed bands.

>>324348365
I found Bloodborne to be very mythological. In the sense that, Aztecan mythos is stuff is stuff like: "the brave dude jumped into the oit of fire and became the moon." Very It-happens-because-i-say-it-can-happen, with not very defined rules. But I still kind of like it.

he was right about the shield

I use the loch shield with the best weapon in the game (reiterpallasch) with claw runes and win 95% of pvp matches

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>>324348825
>I know that Will and Jada are into very strange philosophies themselves. And are filling their kid's heads with some unconventional ideas. So the kids grew up being told all this existential, higher purpose bullshit they aren't even capable of comprehending. And then they go spouting off some random nonsense. Thinking they have some unique perspective on the world.

It just comes off as weird. Will keeps talking about how much he loves Jayden (to unconfirtable levels), no mention of his other children and I'm pretty sure he kisses him at least once evey interview. It's ok to have different mentalities, but when they do it to be a special snowflake family it just fucks up your kids.

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>>324349092
>Loch shield + reiterplacnashce

Are you me?

>>324343859
Cute boy.

>>324347695
>1? or 2?

None, that monkey is not strong enough to spin that gear given how manu gears it's connected to.

>>324349420
This picture better not be making fun of crow armor you piece of shit

>>324349815
>he doesn't know crowsteel

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>>324349420
>nine inch nails (the band)

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>>324349815
It was nothing personnel...kid

>>324349313
Will takes Jayden under his wing, because Jayden is being steered toward acting. While Jada is taking Willow under her wing, because Willow is being steered toward music.(Jada has been in a mediocre band for years)

My speculation is that Jayden simply isn't as bright as his parents. Not to say he's dumb. But Will and Jada are very intelligent. Full of themselves, but intelligent nonetheless. Jayden's average intelligence isn't going to operate on their level. So if he doesn't prove to have the acting chops, then he's just going to skate by on his looks and fabricated fame.

Willow on the otherhand, appears to be VERY smart. She looks to have what it takes to make something of herself. She will either wake up from her parent's bullshit, and become independently and successful. Or she fall deeper into that weird philosophy... and still likely be successful, only more pretentious.

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>>324349420
>dislikes: PvE

>>324350165

Oh my fuck I thought it had been shot. Damn nature.

>>324348825
I don't know about that, but what I do know is that he's cucking some poor chump out of some 21 y/o white gurl pussy.

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>>324350165
I love ducks

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>>324350350
>I love ducks

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

U sure anon?

>>324350501
I had an entire lecture on cockscrew penises. It also involved a mention of Situs inversus, a condition which affects about 1 in 10,000 individuals, where internal organs are flipped to the opposite side of the body.

A duck with situs inversus will have a penis which corkscrews in the opposite direction of the average male and can only impregnate a female which also has situs inversus. Those are some odds.

>>324350501
the U and the I are right next to each other on the keyboard. I think he just had a typo.

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>>324351414
>mfw there are ducks out there with inverted penises looking for a special female duck with and inverted corckscrew hole to fuck while everyone else is getting laid

ducks are my spirit animal

>>324349575
you have no idea of the strength of that monkey or the mass and density of those gears

>>324351801
Anon, ducks mate via gang rape.

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>>324351414
Wait, so does this man that male ducks with inverted penises have a vagina, and female ducks with inverted vaginas have a penis?

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>>324352094
ducks ARE my spirit animal

>>324352132
No, sorry I worded that wrong. It means the corckscrew penis screws in the opposite direction.

>>324352132
You misunderstand. If a normal duck's penis spirals clockwise, a duck with situs inversus will have a penis which spirals counterclockwise.

An normal female duck's vagina will spiral clockwise to accept a normal duck's penis, but a female with situs inversus will have a vagina which spirals counterclockwise.

>>324350137
What of the third child?

>>324352849
I've no clue. They don't talk about that one. I only vaguely recall hearing that a third child exists.

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>mfw everyone is talking about bloodbourne the entire thread

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>>324343569
>"I don't want to make a sequel to Dark Souls"
>Dark Souls 3

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I picked the pendant for my first time because I thought it might have some plot significance. For every character afterwords, I always chose the Old Witch's Ring because the Master Key is for pussies and speedrunners.

>>324353328
He's just doing it himself so B-Team can't fuck it up.

>>324353328
It wasn't his descision.

Dark Souls 3 was greenlit and funded while someone else was the CEO of FromSoft. Myazaki is just the director, he decides a lot of what's in the game, but he had no say in its existence.

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>>324353349
>those lines
>those cut lines

doitforher.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPa77tjx1s

>>324353349
Master Key allows you to go get specific weapons/spells/items early, allowing you to play the majority of the game as you want, rather than waiting for half the game to get something you want to use for the most amount of content possible.

Picking for your first playthrough is dumb because you can accidently miss important stuff and get lost. But I've taken it every subsequent playthrough in case I have an urge to rush a specific item.

>>324354118
>Quelaag, I'm so glad you weren't killed by some douche with a greatsword who may or may not have teamed up with some thick-ass white woman who runs around half-naked with a bag over her head.

>>324348825
> Thinking they have some unique perspective on the world.

oh so jaydens perspective isnt unique enough

ok

>>324354673
>Quelaag? Please, sister...do not cry...I'm happy, really...
>I-I have you...don't I...?