How much it can rise?

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Am I missing the meme here?

>>324343807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

Apparently forever

>>324344704
5th time this day.

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>>324343391
As much as you want;)

>>324343391
5ever

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>>324343807
>but first we need to talk about parallel universes

>>324344704
And to think he could put his creative autism to better use

I'd play a game called Scuttlebug Rising.

>>324345710
If he gets the most utility out of this use, then no, he couldn't

>>324345783
>Scuttlebug Rising: Revengeance

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>tfw QPU misaligned

>>324343391

THE SCUTTLEBUG RISES

>>324345710
Why do you think he doesn't?
He very clearly has a good grasp of programming and even understands much of the logic behind programming, he could easily be a software engineer.

>>324346294
>Why do you think he doesn't?
Well because it seems he has a lot of free time on his hands. Not something someone would have if they were in college or employed. I still admire how he explains things though and his voice isn't boring. He has talent.

>>324346294
maybe he just like it when it involves something he is passionate about. take away the mario 64 part and he might not enjoy it as much. who knows really.

>>324345710
If he keeps pumping out videos like these he could make some youtube bucks at least.

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>>324344704

so.... this is the power... of autism...

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yfw scuttlebug moves it home

>>324346556
>Well because it seems he has a lot of free time on his hands
Why?
This video is a culmination of almost 20 years of glitch experimentation in a community, I'd wager most/all of the glitches weren't found by him aside from figuring out the slopes in that tunnel room, the acceleration time is irrelevant because Tool Assisted means he can just speed through it, and after routing it doesn't require a great deal of trial and error like an RTA challenge because he can manually control what inputs go on what frame with 100% accuracy.

>>324346648
Yeah, it's simply assuming a lot about him, I know plenty of people who are really skilled at certain things but lose drive when they try to apply it outside of a passion project, but I also know plenty of people who love their careers so much that they apply their career skills in their hobby.

>>324344704
Judging from the speed numbers, I think it's safe to assume that each single speed unit is about half a kilometer per hour. Mario's running speed in game is about 31, and converted straight across would make him nearly as fast as an olympic sprinter, so I think it's safe to reduce that number by about half so his running speed is roughly 15kmph. He's more jogging than running anyway.

When he starts actually traversing universes he's going about 239,350 kilometers per hour, or roughly 195.39 times the speed of sound. Now, this is nowhere close to light speed, which is 874,030 times the speed of sound, but it shows that the barrier between universes is more fragile than one would think, and might be able to be broken by technology of the near future, if not current technology.

>>324347316
>implying a 20 year old game's physics and an integer overflow glitch are in any way applicable to the real world

>>324347316
Wouldn't this also mean that light carries over through parallel universes and that it is the one constant throughout all universes entirely, and thus discovering Faster Than Light travel would effectively mean the ability to travel to parallel universes as well as travel back and forward in time due to the infinite multiverse theory?

How long will it be before someone lewdifies a Scuttlebug? More like Scuttlebutt.

I watched this when you guys posted it this morning. Is it a fucking meme now?

>tfw miss the 4th factor of the parallel universe because the quarter step misaligned after hitting mach V

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>>324347501
you don't say

>>324347501
>implying my dick isn't applicable to your mom

>>324347316
>>324347629
It's a videogame, real life doesn't work that way.
There isn't any way to currently know if parallel universes even exist, let alone the requirements to move through them.

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>>324344704

>"let me explain half-presses"
>explanation blatantly outlines that a press is a three-step process

for a reasonably smart person he's pretty fucking stupid

>>324347730
We're talking theoretical Mario physics here for fun, you ultra-serious fucknugget, we know they don't apply to real life, humping a wall for twenty five hours doesn't fucking propel you into warp speed.

>>324346294
How does it show he has a good grasp of programming? It's just abusing integer truncation and basic collision detection

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>>324347872
>humping a wall for twenty five hours doesn't fucking propel you into warp speed.
We can't be sure, no one has ever tried it.

>>324347872
>humping a wall for twenty five hours doesn't fucking propel you into warp speed.
Prove it doesn't.

>>324348004
>It's just abusing integer truncation
Yes, abusing a function in computer science.

>>324348020
Give me ten minutes.

>>324347765
The release doesn't do anything, so you can actually consider it 2 parts.

>>324348020
Search 'The Humping Pact'.
It's about men who literally hump the fuck out of basically everything in Brussells, including walls.
I'm certain some of them would of entered some extra fucking time fuckery with all that humping going on.

>>324347765
Nigger if you fucking watched the fucking video, he explains the third part doesn't have any use or effect in the game so it's disregarded. Holy shit stop, nitpicking to make yourself feel better. Clearly this autistic guy is smarter than you.

>>324348232
You can't hump a wall for twenty five hours in ten minutes anon

It's not possible

>>324343391
Mario 64's graphics bugged the hell outta me. I never realized until I was fifteen that the round objects were just clip-art, giving the illusion of a 3D image. And those black balls rolling around in Bob-Omb Battlefield just add insult to injury.

>>324347765
It's a two step process of pressing and depressing, with the 'holding' part being the middle. Watch the video, he explains how depressing it doesn't actually count.

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>>324343391
>Mario has had the power to fuck with parallel universes this entire time.
>He has hid his power level this entire time

>>324348349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjn_LbwktA
Here's a fucking link.
All of them are attempting to enter a new plane of existence, using Mario Physics.

>>324348384
fucking watch me

>>324348384
>he isn't doing it from a QPU misallignment

>>324348384
What if he enters a parallel universe where time passes faster relative to our universe?

is it weird that i want to be the scuttlebug in that video? immobile and completely under marios control, until he stomps the life out of me to reach his goal?

>>324348676
about as strange as floor tiles

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>>324347765
>Simpsons image
>it's accompanied by a stupid post
Why is this so common

>>324348676
>being a scuttlebug in a 0.5x A press run is a fetish
it's fucking official, I've seen it all

>>324348452
Who would, Elder God Demonbane or Mario?

>>324348245
>>324348357

>The release doesn't do anything

but it does, it ends the various actions that he explains the "hold" part of the press sustains, like slowing descent when you have the wing hat

you don't get to disregard a third of a process because it doesn't jive with your bullshit explanation

>>324348849
*Who would win

>>324348878
So you're saying it's even less then a half of an A press, it's only a 1/3rd of an A press? that's even less of an A press, he was just being modest.

>>324348849
Mario.

>>324348838
Get this shit on r34

>>324344704
TJ "Henry" Yoshi btfo

>>324348986

actually it would be 2/3rds, the initial press and the hold.

>>324348676
>Scuttlebug Forevial Immobilised Rising and loving it

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>>324345986
>Can't get re-aligned

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>>324348452
Has Mario surpassed his older brother?

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>it is impossible to host the first annual Scuttlebug Jamboree with our current technology

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>>324347765
>people were baited so hard by this post
>people defended autism

>>324345710
The same could be said to any of us using 4chan so fuck off.

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>>324349293
>RE-ALIGN ME INSIDE

>mario makes scuttlebugs move out of their home
>mario makes humans stay inside their mother's home

Explain this physicstards

why is he even calling them parallel universes? its just different invisible parts of the map

>>324349651
Mario is normie-tier vidya, you a retard or somethin?
Weebshit does that.

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>>324344704

>>324345001

Kid, get a life, you won't get anything from this.

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>my physical self is 4 PUs away
>I can't see in this new PU
>the vision I've lost, the wall collision detection taken away from me
>I can only suffer, and listen to the Hazy Maze Cave BGM
>I will never see my loved ones again, let alone that one Scuttlebug

>>324349841

You see all of these kids going apeshit about it? That's probably the reason, it sounds "cool", it's a parallel world map though.

>>324343391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrxyOJfy0ww

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>>324348387
I realized that when I was 10.
The stairs in OoT are just textures.

>>324343391
>>324344704
I think this man is a mentat.

>>324349841
Because it's exactly the same geometry

Just without any of the assets.

>>324348387

Really? It becomes apparent after a short while.

>>324344704

Now that's dedication.

I'm tempted to scream autism, but he expresses himself clearly and doesn't sound retarded.

>>324351014
>>324350660
I knew something was off, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I saw it more as I got older. Keep in mind I was seven at the time. I noticed it with Ocarina of Time, too.

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Was he right?

>>324349141
the initial press is not counted jesus
didn't you watch the video?

>>324351402
He has a bit of a lisp. Also, the vocal awkwardness associated with Asperger's only comes out in social settings; most aspies can speak just as eloquently as a normal person if they're by themselves or if they're explaining something that they know a lot about.
I know this because I am one.

>>324351640
whats this fucking godot yoshi you all keep posting

>>324351402
he cloned himself from a parallel universe in which he isn't retarded. just look at his videos, he only does voice commentary after the clone videos.

>>324351640
>he doesn't have a scuttlebug

>>324351786
TJ "Henry" Yoshi, a man incorrect about what a 0.5 A press is

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>>324351703

>"The initial press doesn't count"

Why not?

>"Because I said so."

>>324351708
This. I'm majoring in IT, and I have to help one of my tech illiterate friends on Skype all the time who makes fun of me for having assburgers. I don't care that much though.

>>324351640

An A press is an A press.

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>>324343391
Scuttlebug Jamboree

>>324351975
that's exactly why

>>324351975
It adds a press in an individual run, but it does not add a press in a full run of the game, so it's called a .5 button press.

>>324351975
he doesn't ever press the button once he's initiated the star, just holding it and then releasing it at whatever necessary point.

>>324351975
Because in the context of the entire run it's already counted. If you have to jump to get into the level then you can just keep holding it. He calls it a half press because then you know that it requires a press but if you are doing a full game run then you can use an earlier press

>>324344704

>King Crimson plays Mario 64

>>324351975
When doing IL you only count actions made during the level.
Each IL is eventually combined together, along with movement to get from each level to the next, along with setup, to make a full run.
The button press does count in the full run, but when reading it as an IL, you don't include it.
It's like including the time required to get a required powerup for a specific level in a TAS.

>>324352008
I just wish they would rename the goddamn condition. Having to say that you have "ass burgers" is astronomically more embarrassing than actually having it.

>Post yfw you misalign your scuttlebugs

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a press is a press

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>>324352704

I didn't know they were called scuttlebugs.

That's cute as fuck.

>>324351975

Because you measure presses from when the level is loaded you fucking moron. he says that in the goddamn video.

>>324344704
why do people keep posting this? just for the (you)s? its not that funny anymore guys pls stop.

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>>324352704
>build up speed for 12 hours
>warp a complete loop back to my home universe
>shoot for the star
>the scuttlebug was misaligned
>end up off the QPU grid
>FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>324347639
DRAWFAGS WHERE ARE YOU

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>>324352704

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>thread talking about Mozart last time
>he's trapped in a parallel universe that is simply a blank, solid world and is trying to find ways to get, giving us messages along the way
>M on Mario's cap is obviously for Mario
>we know about the Kanto birds forming Mozart's name
>Lugia is the trio master of the Mozart birds, the name Lugia is identical to Luigi
>Mario and Lugi are Red and Green, aka the two first versions of Pokemon that were released in Japan
>L is real 2401
>Mozart's piece starts in the beginning of the original Mario Bros
>now we know about QPU and speed to go into other universes

Come on guys think, there has to be a way.

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>>324353224

>getting this angry about 12-hour scuttlebug man pretending he didn't actually push a buton

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>>324352704
>2016
>messing up your de facto speed and having a qpu grid misalignment

Come on now.

What the fuck is this even about?

I haven't watched the whole video when does he talk about parallel universes

>>324347765
Hi "Henry"!

>>324353819
Watch the whole thing then, you...

YOU SCUTTLEFAG!

>>324353819
Taking advantage of how the game was coded to pull off some interesting tricks and shit.

SKULELBUG

>>324353819
the guy is doing the level in as few A button presses as possible

in order to do so he exploits an integer truncation glitch and that's where the parallel universe talk comes in

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>>324352704

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>tfw no scuttlebug jumbaree

That was the most impressive nonimpressive thing I have ever wasted 30 minutes of my life in.

>>324348387
>>324351530

I was seven when I got Mario 64 too and I understood what was happening immediately - that some things were flat and some things were made of shapes. It's very obvious.

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>you need to vibrate higher

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>>324354145

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>go back to home dimension after getting a few drinks
>get pulled over for being misaligned for 8 GPU
>need to call my lawyer
>spend the next 25 hours rebuilding speed to get home

Fucking gamestop.

>Mario is basically Radical Larry
Who could have guessed?

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>>324352704

There is irony ITT which I cannot comprehend.

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>>324355272
There are many things that I do not comprehend.

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>>324352704

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>yfw building up speed for 12 hours so you can travel the dimensions

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>yfw you map all the slopes of the triangle floor tiles of the street only to find the degree of the 6th triangle was off by one degree, flinging you 2 extra quad parallel dimensions, but the 8th one's final quarter step was off the parallel dimension, so instead the universe places you in the 7th PU, effectively fucking you off the QPU grid

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>>324355272

it's a truly fantastic thing

>>324344704
People keep going on about "le parallel universes" but it really only sounds bizarre when you first hear that.

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>>324352704
>Misaligned my scuttlebugs
>Forgot to activate my almonds

Today isn't going right for me at all.

Next low-A press video when?

>>324356759
All of this fucking wizardry is actually kind of awesome to watch. I don't care if it's autistic. There is a -science- to this.

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>>324355272

>>324356759
>>324356870
check this one out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokE1J5wlhE

>>324344704
I hope this henry faggot has deleted his account out of embarassment

>>324356759
His entire channel is filled with them.

>>324344704
tfw you traverse quad parellel universes just so you dont have to press A

>>324356870
science is dead, then

>>324343391
>all these tj "henry" yoshis in this thread

I saw these videos on my feed like 3 weeks ago and watched a bunch of them. Now /v/ is suddenly shilling this guy hard.

What happened? They've been up for a long time, why is there so much exposure now? Is there some cross-site ad campaign for his videos or something?

>at the scuttlebug jamboree
>a cute one hops at you and giggles
>"y-you too"
>walk against the wall for 12 hours to escape the pain

>>324357358
It's because Pannenkoek's doing more commentary now, leading to memorable quotes.

>>324357358
He's just recently started doing commentary, with his most famous one (PARALLEL UNIVERSES having come out literally 6 days ago.

>>324357358
I found the guy a couple months ago through the mystery goomba video
As the other anons said, it's likely because he's doing commentary

>>324357143
>tfw you walk backwards into a wall for twelve hours just to go so fast you don't have to press A

When he said scuttlebug raising I thought he meant he was training it to become faster and more aggressive.

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>>324352704

>>324344704
I mean I get what he's talking about but it jsut seems kinda stupid to go to such lengths to justify you stroking yourself to how "skilled" you think you are.
>"Oh you did a mario level with one a press well I did it in one half sucker!"

>>324344704
I expected something horrible, but found an eloquent explanation of a fascinating challenge run route.

>>324359050
I bet you beat mario games by pressing A
fucking casual

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Can you make one more thread about this joke? I don't think three is nearly enough.

>>324359050
he just thinks it's cool and fun, he's not stroking his e-peen

>>324359164
>not liking the freshest meme that's hot right now
Tbh this is my favorite meme in a long time

>>324359240
The concept of meme's is pretty dead at this point. It's just bandwagon jumpers spinning their wheels hoping to be a part of the "next big thing".

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Who here TJ "Henry" Yoshi?

>>324359549
Yes and? it wont last for long anyways

>>324348357
if the release doesn't matter then its a full A press, if the release matters then its a 2/3 A press

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>literally offering a grand to whoever can figure out how to reproduce an instance of mario warping a vertical distance under currently unknown conditions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzTUdOHm9A

This guy is something else.

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>>324360125

Autismbux in action

>>324360125
The reasoning is that, if it can be performed reliably on all stages, it could revolutionize all tool assisted runs of SM64.

It could potentially make it possible to get 0 A presses in the entire game, as well as completely cut down on the time required to do both a 0 star and a 120 star TAS.

This find is potentially on par with the backwards longjump skips.

>>324360462
Doesn't the dude have a degree on computer science?

>>324360125
The guy seems dedicated enough to have looked through the entire broadcast to simulate every single button and analog stick movement the guy did, maybe it had something to do with it

>>324344704
It's interesting how this works but christ
>Some people study how nature works
>Some people study how humans work
>Some people study professions
>Some people just study something they can do with in their life
>This guy wasted his time learning the advance mechanics about how an old videogame no one cares about outside of nostalgia works down to every tiny detail

Just seems like a wasted effort.

Super Mario 64 is the Evangelion of video games

>>324344704
>DUDE CRINGE LMAO
>DUDE AUTISM LMAO
This place truly is reddit.

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>>324345001
>whining about reposts
>on 4chan of all places
Your first year here, buddy?

>>324360804
>Control F "Cringe"
>One result

>>324360882
>Control F "Cringe"
>Two results

>>324360785

But this guy is a teacher as his day job, time spent enjoyed isn't time wasted bro.

>>324360785
It's probably a lot of fun for him to figure this stuff out.

It's like he's playing the game in god mode.

>>324360946
>Control F "Cringe"
>Three results

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>>324350294

>>324361035
>Control F "Cringe"
>Four results

>>324361074
>Control F "Cringe"
>Five results

There is no God only parallel universes and QPU'S.

>>324361074
>Control F "Cringe"
>Five results

>>324360596
I thought he teaches it too

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>>324359050
Why do people climb mountains, anon?

This man's dedication and understanding of concepts the programmers likely didn't even fully realize is fucking sublime. The best part is the idea it takes probably years of figuring out and lining up multiple precise mechanics in order to bypass the simplest one in the game is so fucking ridiculous you can tell he didn't' give a rats ass about recognition.

He literally did it because he could. Because it was a means to achieve a goal. Because it's fun.

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>>324361183

YA BLEW IT

>>324360785
all those people have one thing in common

'wasting' time with pointless tasks

>>324360858
Making an observation is whining? You must be from tumblr, friend. :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni0LyFZuOtc

>>324348878
The act of HOLDING the a button makes him descent. He explains this shit man.

>>324359050
>to justify you stroking yourself to how "skilled" you think you are.
that projection. You really think this guy is doing it for e-peen?

Why is this becoming an epic maymay?

It was a cool video and funny to talk about at first but now you fags are ruining it. Just stop.

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>>324352704
i was not prepare

>>324361364
Yes, and the act of letting go stops that slowed descent.

>>324361428
>He doesn't understand parallel universes.

NO CASULS ALLOWED RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>324361428
go back to reddit

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>no A button press run
>presses A to start the level

>>324352704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI

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>>324356694
Activated almonds you say?

>>324351402
You know that autism doesn't mean someone has a low IQ or can't clearly speak?

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Amazing! I can't wait to crosspost this hot new ebin meme thread on /r/games and get tons of upvotes!

>>324356684
>first we need to talk about parallel universes
Yeah, and then he fucking shows it and it's fucking insane.

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>>324361183
>Control F "Cringe"
>Eight results

As of this post. I WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>/v/ makes fun of someone for talking about video games in a way that isn't completely superficial

>>324361687
This is /v/
Good at video games? Autism
Passionate about something? You're autistic about it
Bad at a video game? You're too autistic to be good at it
Everything is autism now

>>324361557
>hating forced reddit-tier memes means you should go back to reddit

So this really is reddit 2.0 now.

So now mario is proven not just be anywhere, but can go anywhere throughout the known and unknown infinite parallel universes.

So Mario is faster than Doomguy confirmed?

12 HOURS

>>324361781
Yeah yeah, autism is just a buzzword, but this shit is ridiculous to the point of pure insanity and amazement.
>first we need to talk about parallel universes
>oh, he's just joking
>holy fuck
>then he shows a graph
>t1 to t6 triangles
>then he shows it all linked together
Pure amazement.

>>324354560
As long as you're in QPU you're good bro, I got pulled over at 116 PU before and the cop just let me off with a warning

>>324361335
oh FUCK

how did I not notice this was a remake when I first heard it

>>324361886
yes

>>324357673
He's used PUs before, it's only now that he's become a meme

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>>324361781
/v/ mirrors the majority of society in having a jaded mentality when it comes to displaying passion over something-- especially vidya-- probably because so few people are open about such things out of fear of being labeled or ostracized.

"Autism" is the same as "tryhard". So long as the person is enjoying themselves without actively bothering others in their pursuits-- the problem lies with the person unhappily obsessing over the happily obsessed.

>>324362260
It gets better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0WnISE79mU

>12 hours
Here's an even better video he did showing off a trick to get onto a tower with 0 a-presses. It takes 10 days of coin collecting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOxYVtJhOI

HOLP

>>324362340
>the problem lies with the person unhappily obsessing over the happily obsessed.
it makes so much sense now

>>324361624
post cheeky bed time milk dud sausage combo

What if i told you the distance Mario moves...

Isn't necessarily equal to his speed

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>>324361945
Only if he stands under a wall for 12 hours

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>>324362543

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>>324362543
But... but that's impossible...

How does he get the debug information up?

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>>324352704
>tfw jumped 3PU and got misaligned on my way to work this morning

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>these threads

A brave new world.

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>Spend all day changing slopes
>Don't have required sinking speed

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>>324362543

>>324362737
Probably emulator fuckery, same as how he has multiple camera views.

>>324362260
You're a noob, and most certainly not a gamer.

>>324363078
>and most certainly not a gamer.
no fuck you take that back

>that kid who failed gym class because he repeatedly misaligned his QPU jumps
>can hear the gym teacher yelling at him across several PUs

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>forgot to activate my almonds

>>324347176
Please undestand

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>>324362543

>>324363123
>No sound in a PU not evenly divisible by 4

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How many times have you people talked about this today?
Don't you ever get bored of talking about the same thing over and over again in a span of 5 hours?

>>324363223
no

>Okay so were finally ready to resume the main video and watch the PU movements.

>Just kidding first i need to explain what these screens are!

>>324363223
I always see you post on /v/, are you autistic?

>>324363223
How many people you think go on here? Several more people are exposed every time it's brought up in a new thread.

>>324345710
>>324357070
Threadly reminder that something you don't understand isn't autism and he explained game mechanics he was exploiting pretty clearly.

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>>324363147
>>324361624
>>324356694

>The activation process requires almonds to be soaked in water for a period of 12 hours. Advocates believe this deactivates the enzyme inhibitors and brings the nut to life. Once the almonds have been soaked, they are then dehydrated at low temperatures (40 degrees) over a 24-hour period. Dehydrated almonds have a similar flavour and texture to roasted.

>There is almost no research that indicates whether “activation” works or not.

>>324357358
as someone who found out about him last week, the recent commentary videos are really easy to understand having no experience with this shit. i watched some of his older videos too, and while they are interesting it's not quite as fun to watch and way more confusing without the voice-over commentary and such

>>324360125
he'd make it all back easily in youtubebux considering all the potential applications for TAS

I like how he explains it all so calmly.

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>>324363605
>12 hours

>12 hours to activate almonds
>12 hours to build up enough speed to warp to PU

HOLY SHIT

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>>324361224
this anon speaks the truth

>>324347649
>gaming related
>well deserved

i aint complaining about it getting a little fame

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Mario Wings to the Sky - Coinless commentary when?

>>324347872
They laughed at mario when he told them. Nobody believed in the Mario World this could work.

do you guys think modern games have similarly absurd and obscure glitches and no one cares enough to find them, or is most of this a relic of limitations of early 3d programming?

>>324348245
>>324347765
>>324348357


I guess we have a problem of language here. What defines a "Button press"? what is the exact definition? Is the release of the button a part of it or not? Who is authorized to make such definitions?

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>this nigger has a 1000 dollaroos bounty bug hunting video

>>324364779
Of course. More popular games usually have more of them exposed. For example, something like Halo 2 had that popular weapon switching to sword lunge trick that allowed you to both sword lunge insane distance, and get out of bounds with it. Especially with the help of other players doing the same. Sure, that one was well known, but there's plenty of examples in every game where you just break what should be possible.

>>324364823
The button press is the full cycle of pressing the button, holding it, and letting go so it can be pressed one full time. The half button press isn't actually pressing the button half a time, it's a notation saying if you start the level with the button pressed you can achieve things you couldn't if you didn't start the level with the button pressed. In a full run, that "held" state would piggy back off of an earlier button press and not need another one, whereas if you play the level in isolation it would need a unique press. So the comnunity just say it's half a press when looking at a level in isolation, because theoretically these would be combined into a full run.

>>324364856
and all you have to do is get some dust in your cartridge like the guy who originally found it and wait for the glitch to happen

>>324364779
A lot of games have bad geometry that let you build up speed or eject you at high speeds, but I'm not if modern games use a single 15 bit integer that rolls over infinitely to check for floor collision

>>324365112
he doesn't want recordings of you playing a cart on your physical n64 on your tv, he needs input recordings generated by specific emulators

>>324364823
it honestly doesn't matter, i don't get why people keep posting/commenting about the definition of a presses. the challenge isn't "no a press", it's "least a presses" so it's not exactly misleading either.

>>324365327
Well the original glitch was found on an actual Japanese cartridge, so good luck with that.
If it was just interference with the cartridge pins, it wouldn't be possible to recreate on an emulator

>>324348676
>>324349203
itsanabstractkindofhell.jpg

>>324365529
ah, wasn't aware the streamer was playing on physical. that's pretty rough then, i'm sure if the guy in these videos couldn't find it us plebs wouldn't stand a chance

>>324348538
the absolute madmen

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>tfw QPU misaligned

>>324360785

It's a hobby.

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>>324344704
>mfw he comes up with the solution in that cave tunnel having surgical precision with the geometry of the cave

how do you even think in that?, I would just give it up at that point, even if my brain was capable of thinking all that parallel universe thing

that's fucking genius I say, the man is not an autist
its a genius

>>324343391
Can i get a quick sanity check here:
This is a run where the goal is to press A as few times as possible, and he's gotten the entire game down to a "half press" which is pressing down A once, then HOLDING it for the rest of the run?

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>>324349203
Okay. This did me in. I need to sleep before I chip away at my sanity and end up like the Scuttlebug somehow.

AND I KNOW WHEN I BUILD UP SPEED

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

>>324366031
He has the entire game down to pressing, holding, and letting go (so a full cycle) of A less than 37 times. On this particular video, he presses A fully twice, along with holding A from before the level started.

>>324362737
he hacked the rom to show that info on the screen

or maybe used memory editing to do the same

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Scuttlebugs weird me out.

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>>324359050
Yeah and he fucking earned that stroking right faggot.

>>324359549
>The concept of humor is pretty dead at this point. It's just bandwagon jumpers spinning their wheels hoping to be a part of the "next big thing".

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>>324365870

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>>324360785
>an old videogame no one cares about outside of nostalgia
I wonder what it's like being underage in the year 2016.
You know, besides tremendously retarded.

>>324360785
shouldnt the reason or all our actions be enjoyment?

I have never heard of this scuttlebug transportation method in my whole fucking life


this is the most insane shit

>>324344704
This was pretty interesting desu senpaitachi

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>>324344704
how do you figure out this scuttlebug shit

wtf

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What the hell is up with Mario and his deep as fuck lore that keeps on giving even after decades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4LiwZ3Uqk

>>324366606
Probably because it was only discovered recently by one absolute madman

>>324366686
Objects with pathfinding are pretty likely to exhibit strange behavior such as this.

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>>324344704
>when he shows the scuttlebug perspective

>>324366226
Ok, i watched the uncommented video of his, shit makes a lot more sense and i actually admire the shit out of what he's attempting now.

>>324344704

That was pretty impressive. Congrats, I will always respect Scuttlebug from now on.

>>324344704
I have so many questions for this and yet they're all the same one

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>tfw my home is just a point in 3D space

Can he build enough speed to break through a wall, but still remain within the level's boundaries?

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10 (TEN) DAYS OF COINS

>>324367042
>tfw it's never at the same point in 3D space, and never will be again

>>324367101
That's what's called out of bounds, anon.
There's very few out of bounds glitches in mario, and none of them involve building speed.

>>324344704
This is science in action

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>>324362825
dude

>>324344704
I never knew that the n64 was so powerful that it could hold infinite universes within the cartridge

>>324367132
what video?

Anyone have a link to the first thread of this?

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>>324354248
>Tfw I'll never reach 4D

>>324367404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOxYVtJhOI

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>Nobody talking about the satanic ritual exploit

Now I finally understand that kid that bumped against a wall for 12 hours to teleport into school.

>>324367471
First time around didn't get even that many replies. Biggest pile I've seen yet would be >>324168271

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>only realized last night I have an exam today
>literally didnt study for it at all
>it starts in 2 hours

>I'm watching this kid build speed for 12 hours

>>324366686
I read that these babies who don't have a brain only live a few months. How do I keep seeing new pictures?

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can we like not make this a meme please?

>>324349317
everytime i see this i pronounce it Eario

>>324344704
He explains it and yet I still understand

>>324344704
Not even mad.
This was intresting as fuck.

>>324346556
>>324346294
He's a school teacher named Scott Buchanan.

People seem to assume that if someone has put a lot of time and effort into something they don't have a social life. They're not like the average /v/ neet that shitposts and plays video games for 18+ hours every day.

>>324367896
What's with the yet?

MYSTERY
GOOMBA

>>324367895
I pronounce it as Sario

>>324368104
why is he there?

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Ummm

>>324360785
We've have reached full circle from being ostracized by our peers and family about video games being our hobby and a waste of time.

Now we're ostracizing someone for a similar hobby that is also about playing video games.

>>324368201
>Now we're ostracizing
Give it a week, but for now most people are impressed.

>>324368157
Now i see why boys nowadays rather choose the autistic lifestyle.

>>324368157
>>324368281

I didn't choose the autismo, the autismo chose me.

>>324368110
It's Sigmario you turbopleb.

>>324368335
I'm Greek, faggot

>>324368394
PAY DENBTS

>>324368394
>Greek calling other people faggots
LMAO
Greece invented gayness.

>>324361428
someone didn't align their scuttlebugbed.

>>324368481
Japan too

>>324368335
Sigma isn't literally pronounced as, "Sigma".

Sario would be closer.

>>324344704
watched all 25 minutes and don't regret it for a second. I think it's an enormous waste of time but it's fucking fascinating

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>>324362469

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>>324352704
NONONONONONONONON

>>324344704
jesus mario is a scuttlebug wizard.

>>324368567
>it's an enormous waste of time
>he posted on 4chan
>on the video game board

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>mario can create a portal anywhere and in his hat

>mario can trap and teleport explosions

>mario can clone anything

>mario can go faster than anything

>mario can travel through parallel universes

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>>324363147
>a homemade coconut

fukken lol

>>324368281
Why?
If girls in my class were giant sluts when I was 13, I would have been the happiest kid around

>but muh purity
Have fun with the sluts, marry the virgins, that's my motto

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>>324348676
>>324348731
>>324348838
>>324349086
>>324349203
>>324365574
>>324366034

Here you guys go. I did a thing for you.

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>>324344704

>>324368914
>mario isn't cumming with the speed of light times 10

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>>324368914
The absolute madman

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>>324368859

Based Mario.

>>324368567
I'd say it's about as big a waste of time as any video game is.

I mean, if he's having fun and getting a sense of satisfaction out of it, isn't that alright?