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it's that time again, /v/
>http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
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MODS
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>>324342065
no stoppin the robin
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>>324342314
What if robin is from a parellel universe?
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>>324342821
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>mfw stuck on owl for 2 years
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>>324344759
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Wich part of the bat do I have to hit the ball with to make it go further?
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>>324345074
the part closest to pooh
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Flash games must be dead if we're resurrecting this relic.
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>>324345750
flash games have been dead for years, brah
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>>324345750
>we're resurrecting
No, it has come back on its own accord, demanding blood sacrifices.
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It calls to me once again

Someone tell me again what each of the powerup categories are
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I keep getting fouls, what am I doing wrong?
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>>324347193
top to bottom: power, contact, speed
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>>324344368
I just beat him right now and I've only been playing for 10 minutes.
I was at piglet when I started.
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>>324344368
I didnt get past the rabbit, ever. Dont be mad at urself, lebrahn

I've gone hollow
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>>324347516
try harder
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>>324342786
>through your mouth
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Is saying this game is hard some kind of meme? Also, why the japanese version?
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>>324348751
you're on /v/. everything is a meme.
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>>324348751
It's too hard for baka gaijin.
The japanese version looks prettier.
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>>324348751
The Japanese version is like 1000x harder than the English version, which is a normal game.
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Reminder it started three years ago
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzbvcsNPEEE

>>324348751
You say that like it's not hard. Have you actually beaten Christopher Robin?
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>Hit almost all of the balls
>Most are foul
I've only played against him 3 times so maybe I'll be better this next matcg
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Never played this before. Currently on Roo. Fucking cheeky cunt. God damn bouncy fucks at random speeds.
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FUCKING BALL GO FORWARD
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>>324349765
>Roo
Oh boy, you're in for a wild ride. Don't quit at Owl, pussy.
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>>324349765
wait till you get to owl.
you will pray for death.
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I'm getting around to playing this after seeing all the fuss about it.
Tell me, how much soothing cream am I going to need?
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>>324345750
They were dead before this shit started, sonny jim.
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>>324342786
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TIGGER YOU FAGGOT
YOU PUT MAGNETS EVERYWHERE
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>>324350103
there isn't enough soothing cream in the world
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>>324350271
why.
why'd you have to go and give me a boner while i'm stuck on owl
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There's a Pooh mini golf game on the same site that's also hard, but not nearly as much. It's pretty cool.

>>324350103
All of it.
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I got to Tigger, had to quit the browser, and don't have the energy or effort to start from the beginning.
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>Implying Pooh didn't deserve everything that has happened to him.
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God has come to reap the sinners.
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>mfw this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqBxPJzxHlc
>mfw it's probably the closest thing to recreating the feeling of fighting off this hateful god
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>>324350490
Did it actually delete your progress? I haven't played in months, but it still saved mine.
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How many more people will lose their souls?
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>>324350564
God damn, I keep telling myself I won't do this, but I really need to rewatch Gurren Lagann.
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Fuck you tigger
I missed like 6 balls and they all flew into bumfuck egypt
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>>324350815
Have you seen the movies anon?
The Parallel Works?
The high school manga version?
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>>324350827

just try again
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which upgrade 1,2, or 3 is power in swinging the bat? I can't read zipperhead.
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I'm up against Owl now. The good times are over. I've beaten him before, but I don't know if I can do it tonight. Wish me luck.
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>>324341996
man, remember the first days when people didn't know that you could upgrade your stats, and ended beating christopher robin on the base stat?
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>>324350740
I always browse private so when I exit it deletes all cookies and stuff.
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>>324351153
Pioneers.
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>>324351051
1
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What a shame
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Who here got to Robin without buying upgrades?
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>>324341996
>>324342314
NO NO I ALREADY FUCKING KILLED YOU
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>>324351012
I missed 6 again
They all fly a pixel out of bounds and I get fouls
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>>324341996
>look /v/, I'm playing a memey flash "game" again xDD
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>>324351051
from the top
>Contact
>Power
>Speed
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>2013 was 3 years ago
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>>324351434

Fuck off.
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About to try this drunk.

Wish me luck.
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Silly bear.
You'll never win at this game...
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>I have all the upgrades
>I know how to play the game
>There's no secret technique or shortcut
>Each individual pitch is entirely possible to hit
>The game doesn't randomly throw any surprises at me besides Christopher's next pitch, I know exactly what to expect

>I'm just not good enough
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>>324351434
If you think this game isn't harder than Dark Souls, you're a walking meme son
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>>324344368

Want to go for another run? I'll be waiting for you all year
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>>324351712
Fucking time, man.
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>>324351763
Good luck drunk, you'll surely be sunk.
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>>324351250
>>324351547
thanks dudes
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just beat owl
i think im gonna cry
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> it's been 3 years already
Someone stop the ride I want to get off
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>Die
>Sent to Purgatory
>Told the only way into Heaven is to beat Christopher Robin
>Keep playing, over and over
>Hours turn into days turn into years turn into decades
>Slowly come to realize you were never in Purgatory
>This is Hell
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Took 3 tries, but Owl just ate shit. I've never beaten Tigger, though. I want to meet God tonight.
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But i beat this game last year on my old computer.
i dont feel like crushing another mouse
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>>324351721
Ok who is the stand of each enemy in this game?
>Pinglet
???
>Eeyore
???
>Roe and his Mother
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>Rabbit
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>Owl
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>Tigger
King Crimson
>CR
The World over Heaven
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I beat this piece of shit over two years ago. It was probably the single most satisfying thing I have ever had in a game.
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>upgrades

you people disgust me, bet you play on the english version too you fucking casuals
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>>324352578
T-there were upgrades?
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>tfw got 27/28 on Tigger and never played ever again
>know even if I did all that is waiting for me is Robin

I'm going to go hang out with Eeyore.
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>>324352578
I am but a mortal man, what hope have I of defeating a god unaided?
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>>324352694
what did you think the points were for senpai
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>>324341996
I don't get this meme
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>>324352578
What was your first reaction to versing Christopher Robin?
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>>324351712
daily reminder we all are going to die alone and in broken bodies
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>>324352838
Play the game and you'll get it.
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My record is Tigger. Every time I get to him I get scared of ending the world that I know. I want to fight him but I never have.
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>>324353150
im stuck on tigger right now. he's so fucking cheap.
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>>324351712
Kids born in 1998 are now old enough to post here
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>>324352487
>implying

you wouldn't be posting here if you did, liar.
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>>324353150
I keep hitting every fucking ball, but they all fly within a pixel of being in and out. My record on tiger is 17
>Fucking cr1tikal made it to Owl without upgrades
>He ended up making it to Cristopher Robin before getting tired
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>>324353150
He's not there to torment you.

He's there to protect you.
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>>324352694
They really don't do much, I think. The first time I played it I got to Tigger without knowing about them and when I found out I thought I was going to beat the game for sure and I really fucking didn't. Speed is the only one that's easy to notice and even then, just getting half of the levels is more than enough. I never noticed any real difference with the other two.
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>>324352798
i thought it was just your total score or some shit.
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>>324353592
Tigger is trying to stop me and my foolishness, from killing us all, from losing my soul to the pitch king.
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>>324352858
>What was your first reaction to versing Christopher Robin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8MIwVmGGXQ
20:55-22:11
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It's been 3 years anons.
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>>324353708
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>>324353780
And only the ones trapped in hell are still trying Christopher.
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>>324353293
Tigger cannot be beaten if you keep relying on your eyes to see the ball and not your mind.
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>>324348014
The rabbit was the only stage I beat on the first try, it gives you the time to position your bat.

Jesus anon git gud.
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>27/28 vs Tigger
Fuck. At least I'm getting closer.
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my record against Christopher Robin is 39
damn near killed myself after that
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>>324348014
Rabbit is undoubtedly the easiest. First time playing and I went 18/15 on him.
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>>324356168
WHAT THE FUCK IS OWL ON ABOUT? Oh Jesus...
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>>324356246
Ignore the sweet spot marker on the bat and try to aim at the ball with the tip. That's how I beat him.
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>>324341996
oh this nigger
I remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLrF6T562w
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AAAAAAAAAA I BEAT TIGGER
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>beat Tigger on my first try
am I a jedi?
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>>324356447
YOU JINXED IT YOU FOOL
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>>324356362
I just went 13/19 on the first try, with a lot of hits that were close to being runs. I got this nigger.
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Keep this bumped. I'm going to beat him
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>>324353592
I just realized, Toby Fox ripped off Winnie the Pooh when making Undertale's genocide route. Chara is Christopher Robin.
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>>324356447
Yes, and Robin is the order 66
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>>324357519
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>>324357519
>>324356564
>get like 9 hits my first try
kill me now lads
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>>324356408
Came here to post this. Thanks for doing it for me. I never beat Christopher Robin and it haunts me to this day.
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>>324345034
>tfw brave soldier for years
Maybe this time I will meet god.
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>twf stuck at owl
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>>324345034
fuck roo
this isn't no damn kids game
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How do i upgrade
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>>324358747
Kill yourself
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>>324358747
Learn the patterns.
Get better at timing.
Strain your eyes.
Sell your soul.
Never sleep.

EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU BEAT HIM!
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Isn't there an english version of this?
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>>324358898
how dare you.
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>>324349076
Was this ever proven?
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>>324358898
Go back to your home on casual island.
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>>324358884
foul balls are luck based
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>>324345034

>tfw Man of Reason
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>>324359335
Have you ever beaten the Japanese version, anon?
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>>324359583
Yes, I have. I bet you only think the Nip version is harder because you couldn't tell there are power ups
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>>324359640
>Yes, I have.
Acting like a special snowflake doesn't work here anon, nobody beats CR
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>>324359640
no mare human care defeat God faggot
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>>324359775
I wonder how long it will take...
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>one hit short of beating owl
>browser crashes
>one year later
>work my way back up to owl again
>see his smug fucking face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDupR9FXwCU&list=PL1tFM4hAoC6VGoSUQBWXdykwzjT96cYeb&index=2
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>never had the patience to get past eeyore
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>>324351791
>Baseball anal beads
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>>324359640
No you didin't. There must always be a Christopher Robin you lying sack of shit
>>324353361
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>>324341996
had trouble with piglet how fucked would i be
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Someone post the FLCL edit
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I feel your heartbeats resonating within me /v/

I will win.
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Attack on Hundred Acre Wood was taken down...
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>>324360474
No it wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
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>shot hits the bushes
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The thing I find funniest about this game is how stupidly high the difficulty curve is
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>>324360907
Nice.

I could have swore that someone made a video edit of this scene. Anyone have it?
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>>324361009
It lulls with with Rabbit after Roo, you think it can't get that much worse. Then Owl takes a fat dump on your hopes and gives you a condescending glare when you even think you can approach Christopher.
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>>324341996
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>>324361093
I don't even get how I'm supposed to beat Owl. I did it, I'm at Tigger now, but I don't have any idea why some balls were too short or wide and some were homeruns.
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>tfw found about upgrades from a friend half year after i played it
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Damn I'm only at Piglet but the thing that annoys me is that you have to wait to get back into position after you hit it
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Owl not possible send medical assistance
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>>324350973
>The Parallel Works?
>The high school manga version?
wait what
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>>324361240
>>324361559
>Fast owl body balls
This is no longer a game.
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>>324361293
not him but why was this deleted?
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>>324361621
>>324361559
>people stuck on Owl
I'm at the man himself, averaging at 30/40 each try
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugx7T8QjcZs

>Not playing the game with the proper soundtrack
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Remember when /v/ was memeing and salivating about how hard this game was for days and then the first few people to beat it were people from /r/gaming in a few hours?
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>>324361947
Remember how said few people who beat it played the ENGLISH version and used UPGRADES and HACKS to beat an EASIER, fake version of the game?
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>>324361947
Looks like they beat the English version
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>>324362114
>>324362038
Again with this English meme
There is litereally no proof that it is easier
Just stop being sore losers already
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>>324362219
if there's no difference why don't you beat the Japanese version
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>>324362219
The bumblebee anon.

The bumblebee makes it easier
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>>324341996
is this game that hard?
never player it, it seems like a joke
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>39
this game literally makes me want to die
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>>324362315
I want you to go to the link and play up until your hit the owl, or at least the rabbit.
Don't worry, everyone before the owl is pretty piss easy.
Reach the owl, then you'll understand.
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>>324362315
that's what everyone thinks

then they get to Roo
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>>324341996
OH GOD no......
I cant take it... I never even got past foul owl, let alone tigger the nigger
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This game is easy as fuck, I'm already up to Piglet.
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>>324362515
>>324362315
oh you sweet summer children
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>>324362490
You got a rhyme for Him?
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>>324362515
>easy as fuck
>piglet
"YOU'RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE!"
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>>324362515
Little does this man know
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So what do does contact/control (2nd upgrade) do? And does speed mean how fast you swing or something else?
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>>324362594
no
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>>324362594
>upgrade
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>>324350271
Remember when Weaver dropped by because of this game?
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>>324345034
Man of reason here. Maybe some day I will topple the supreme god. But not today.
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>>324362594
>upgrade

>>>/r/girlgamers is that way
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>>324362219
Just tried the English version just for you. It's actually a kid's game
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>>324362515
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>3 years and I've still never gotten past Owl
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I don't get it, I'm at owl and its really easy so far. no fails yet
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FUCKING OWL HOLY SHIT
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>>324363003
>>324363082
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>>324363003
>>324363082

I sincerely hope you're the same person.
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>>324363003
>>324363082
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>>324341996
What does 2ch think about this game? Hell what do the kids who are supposed to play this game think of it?
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i got out of bed for this thread.
A warrior i stand, but this morning, i only stand in defeat
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Reminder that people who say the English version is just as hard as the Japanese version are liars and should be outed as such
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>>324363160
nope, just passed owl second try.
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>>324363003
>>324363082
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It's not even hard for fucking tigger
I hit almost every single ball, but they keep fucking going off the to the side and being fouls by the tiniest fucking margin
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>>324345034
>hit Man of Reason two years ago
>never went back
A man cannot defeat a god
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>>324363267
>>324363183
>>324363160
>>324363141

sorry to disappoint you all but we're not the same person, seeing as >>324363082 is a fucking scrub and i'm not.
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>>324363251
>>324363328
sure ya did champ
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>>324363281
>It's not even hard
>bitches about not winning
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>oh I hit 25 god balls in a row
>Keep Slipping
>KEEP SLIPPING
>KEEP SLIPPING

I can't play with that tremendous amount of pressure. It's like god's judging my actions while I swing the bat
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>>324363328
I want to know, are you playing the english version, and are you using upgrades?
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>>324345034
>implying it's possible to put power on owl's balls without pure luck
Harder than Tigger to be honest oniichan.
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>>324363003
>>324363082
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>>324363413
I just have shit luck
I'm the kind of guy you laugh at because I die by the tiniest things or killed by something you too know was bullshit
I swear it's pixel fucking perfect on the line that determines whether it's in or out
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>>324363478
nope and there are upgrades?
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>stuck on owl for like 7 tries
>find out there are upgrades, I have a shitload of points
>kick owl's candy ass
>I thought I was ready for tigger
>I wasn't fucking ready for tigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyRK2GI_T7I&index=16&list=PLVovfWk-FWcFC7qYF9qUN9A6GH10HmMoC
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WITNESS ME
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>mfw owls first pitch
I got 11 though so that's something
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>>324363648
Tigger is easier than Owl.

Just be the bat dude, dont look at the ball.

Your eyes will only deceive you, be ball, live like a ball, what would a ball do on sundays?

Just gotta focus dude
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>>324341996
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball

fuck this
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>>324363476
oh god that's the worst, you start out strong, miss like three in a row and all of a sudden it's over
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>>324363003
okay nevermind fuck tigger
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>>324363775

Straighten your fucking shots up.
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Are these threads aloud on /sp/?

I want to start one of these threads on /sp/
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>>324353708
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Is it fun? Yes? Not allowed on /sp/.
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Once you've done it, then what? Once you're become unreasonable, once you've broken down the walls of reality like your neighbors window, killed a god.
Then what? What drives a man after he'd looked the destroyer in the eyes, seen the fabric of creation within them. The spiraling tendrils of lucid dreams and familiar nightmares twisting around each other forming the holy shape of a diamond, then what?
I've learned things, I've seen my bat bend ways I thought impossible, seen balls fly at me in ways that no mere man could ever throw. I learned a lot about myself. I'm not special. Never was. Simple, mortal man with no real skills or talents, hell I'm trying to find a shitty job just to be a wage slave to see my girl more.
I didn't ask for this.

I've beat Him twice with no upgrades and I can't bring myself to try again.
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>>324364186
10/10
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I've only once made it to Christopher Robin and that's good enough for me.
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>>324364256
there must always be a Christopher Robin
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>nobodys taken this flash game and edited in MGR songs for each battle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da5xCkAjc3o
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>>324364256
Doing it on the reddit casual version doesn't count, cuntbag.

Tell them the pitch king is dead and anon died with him
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>>324364256
If you fell a god, who is to say by our own understanding of the universe you are not the new chosen one? Christopher Robin is a concept, much like we apply John Doe to those we can't identify, we apply Christopher Robin to those we fear.
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>>324362570
Chris... The god of miss
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>>324364382
I'm more surprised no one posted this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
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>>324362515
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>>324363657
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>>324362515
/r/ing the tiers list
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>>324362398
tried it
that's how i feel (danganrompa 1 early game spoiler)
https://youtu.be/DeV-ph1lxfA
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>>324341996
>tfw i still have the memes saved.
>and the voice recording some brit anon made

If the harbinger of spring is the sound of a bat on a ball, then I have become the harbinger of winter; a barren and desolate spot your bat will never hit.

As my ball hits the padded glove with the disgruntled furl of thirty thousand fans trudging out of the arena, watching as you throw down your bat in disgust and morn what you'll never be, know this: you will never defeat me, Pooh Bear. Not as long as you or I will live. They will never tell stories of your greatness or herald you as the second coming of pitch hitters.
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>>324364629
Already in the thread, silly old Anon
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Rabbit should come before Roo desu senpai
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>>324364659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jyyGRBt7BS

Here you go familia.
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>>324364350
>>324364429
>>324364436

I...I think I understand. I will see you all in the outer heaven, I await all you unreasonable men and women in the halls of kings.

Bring your own bat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM
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>mfw trying to beat this again (never got past HIM originally)
>2:31 AM begin trying to beat it with laptop touchpad
>4:49 AM typing my resignation until real mouse acquired (failed on rabbit)
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brb killing myself
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Fuck Roo. oh god if he is the easiest then........oh god.
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>>324364885
A+ for the One Outs reference.
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>>324341996
No, anon
I got to Tigger last time, I know my mortal limits
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Alright I'm temporarily taking a break. I probably won't come back soon though. Only on my 5th try for owl but it keeps being 17 runs, it's triggering me.
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>>324345034
I've already beat Robin once nigga I ain't doin it a second time
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>>324365123
>tfw you get 20 perfect hits in a row on tigger
>things start to look up
>something breaks in you
>whiff every pitch after
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WHY IS THAT FUCKING KANGAROO SO FUCKING HARD
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>>324365373
>kangaroo
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>>324365373
>kangaroo
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haha easy as fuck, I just beat Christopher Robin without missing a single bat.
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>>324365770
...anon said before being possessed by the spirit of the pitch king
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>tfw you know it's pretty much over as soon as you foul three times in a row
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>>324365770
Screens or didn't happen
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>>324363760
I just got to 'him'. This is my first time.

I'm going in. Tell my waifu I love her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUulyx5HM0
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>>324366215
it was nice to met you anon
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>tfw using cheat engine to slow down the game so I can hit the ball
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>>324366464
Tigger skips time anon, it won't work
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>>324366645
OOOWLLLL FUCKING OWL. YOU CAN ONLY BEAT THIS GUY BY LUCK
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>>324367145
I remember when I first fought him, I lacked maybe 2 hits to beat him and though that he was pretty easy
It took me like 3 hours to beat him after that
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>tfw back when /v/ first found this game I got to robin without knowing you could upgrade

I think everyone did it at least once when we started playing this shit

what a fuck
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HOW DO YOU FUCKING BEAT TIGGER
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>>324366215
Suggested soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr3_Ga8T-X0
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>>324367334
Same here dude, except I only made it to Tigger. I had been stuck on Owl for like an hour and I wasn't ready to do it all over again.
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Is Owl the casual filter? I can't beat him for the life of me.

>mfw all those fouls and balls that don't go anywhere
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>>324367754
You have to become one with the ball. Do not think, do not try, just be.
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>Lose a couple balls to Tigger early on
>Have to wait for like ninety thousand fucking hours to reset because it's literally impossible for you to win at this point

YOU FUCKING DOUBLE TIGGER
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>>324368180
Yes he is
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>>324368058
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!!
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>>324362219
Back to reddit with you.
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>>324368238
F5, it'll save your progress
Of course youll lose the exp from that match
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>>324368058
RIDE ON SHOOTING STAR
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>>324368238
Use the remaining strikes to git gud.
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>>324368058
BEAUTIFUL MORNING WITH YOU
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>>324368058
FOOLY COOLY
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>>324368205
This is exactly right. Took me an hour to beat Tigger, but everytime I tried actively focusing on beating him, I hit less and less. Only by existing and doing nothing else did I defeat him. How odd.
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>tiger
>goal: 28
fucking dropped
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I must be getting too old for this shit, I cant get past that fucking pink nigger
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>>324364382
>>324360015
I think we all know that robins theme would be

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
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>>324341996
No.
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I'm newfag to this game and i just got up to owl.
How should i prepare for this?
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>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27744248
>finished game without retry
why can japanese beat this game like nothing?
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>>324369845
Meditate
Get rid of youer earthly desires
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>>324350271
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>>324362714
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>>324369987
>mfw 9 /19
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>>324369845
A single slug loaded into a classic doublebarrel should be more than enough for you
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>>324369862
because it's japan game
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>>324370038
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>>324370095
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>>324370138
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I miss those times.
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>>324360609
>this video contains copyrighted material from PONYCANYON and is blocked in your country

The fuck?
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SUDDENLY A WILD T. I DOUBLE GG. ER APPEARS!
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>>324370303
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>>324360609
>森林
Should be 姦林
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>>324362219
HERE'S YOUR PROOF, DICKWAD
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How do i hit owls balls with anything other than this wet noodle?
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>>324350168
I think this might be one of a very few games that anyone who has played it deeply respects anyone who can beat Robin, upgrades or not.

There's plenty of arguing about the rest (personally Owl is my definite stopping point, since I can only passably deal with Rabbit after a lot of practice) but Robin is a fucking monster. It's about as fair as those "win a shitty dusty console nobody will ever win" arcade machines.
>>
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>>324370526
BUY STATS
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>>324370627
Can i really do that? Which button do i press in the nipponese moonrune edition?
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didnt realise there were upgrades until 4 stages in
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>>324370809
>>324370789
>>324370627
which stat is what?
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>>324370880
Power, hitbox and speed in that order
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IT DOESN'T EVEN LAND IN THE FUCKING WATER IT GOES FUCKING OVER IT WHY DOESN'T IT FUCKING COUNT YOU FAGGOTS
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Post what you're listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkv-i-1vGc4
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I can't be the only one that thinks Rabbit is easier than Roo, Piglet and Elephant right? The slow start gives you the perfect amount of time to line up for a hit. I got like 3 fouls and 2 with too little power, but i hit literally every ball he throws.
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Humoresque No. 7

Am I taking it too lightly?
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>>324361571
Oh nigga
You have so much to see
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>>324371159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VAdWJXyFk
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IT'S MOCKING ME
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>>324371678
Whoa damn that's some good taste
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>>324371785
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>>324342314
Do I need to get the secret weapon?
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i cant beat tiger

>wat do
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>>324372016
Strip away all delusions of ego & self. Become one with your surroundings.

Your brain plays this game better than you do, the only way to win is not to play. So don't play the game, just play the game.
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>>324372016
Kill yourself while you still have time. If you won't and will pass tiger, no one will be able to recognise the body
And remember,you can't quit anymore, our dark lord Christopher Robin has layed his eyes on your soul
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>>324372016
>he beat owl
literally HOW
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>>324360170
good luck mate
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>>324372618
I beat TIgger when it first came out all those years ago

But i dared not challenge God
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>>324371005
I'm very triggered by this as well.
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>>324344368
>decide to replay it a couple days ago
>easily made it to the owl
>took me a couple of trials but I finally beat it, first time ever
>start tigger
>fuck this
>close window
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>this game


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObuW1xfatSM
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>>324351797
THERE'S UPGRADES?!? I GOT TO FUCKING TIGGER WITHOUT UPGRADING!
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>I can't get past Eeeyore.

Wow I suck at sports.
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>facing against Owl
>18 balls hit, only 1 pitch left
>mfw I hit it
>mfw it barely falls short and I lose

is there ANY strategy for this motherfucker
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>>324373581

>Got to Tigger back in the day without upgrades
>Now on 4th attempt on Owl WITH upgrades

I've grown weak.
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>>324373725
1.Expand hitbox
2.Target the average of the squiggly trajectories
3.Pray to Allah
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>>324373725
18 is my best for the fucker too. i think i can sort of predict it by where it is in the zig or zag and swinging just before it swaps to the next zig or zag.
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So we're allowed to use upgrades, right? Because you'd have to be a moron not to notice the upgrades under スタータスへ.
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>>324373912
>1.Expand hitbox
????
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>>324373778
Still working on Tigger.. My body wasnt ready.
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>>324350168
>every newfag during home run derby.jpeg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk
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Post your reaction to a newbie who can't get past Eeyore, Elepahnt or Piglet
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>>324374095

I keep choking on owl! Im like 7 hits to win and fail everything! Needs more upgrades!
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Daily reminder that if you are using upgrades, you are a cheating casual.
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>>324374367
>be dumb anon who can't into trying out the three moonrune options the game has
>torture myself without updates as a consequence
>see smarter anons who did try out the fee options and made life easier for them
>try to convince them to also torture themselves to feel better about myself
'no'
You might have a point if the game wasn't also stupid hard with upgrades
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>>324374367
........... there are upgrades?

>mfw I got to Christopher Robin last time I played
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>>324374587
>smarter
No. They are just lazy.
If you are smart you can win this without upgrades.
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>>324374681
>smart
>clicking at the right moment
A bot could beat this game, intelligence doesn't have shit ,to do with it
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>>324368058
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THANK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!


SWING THE BAT KID!
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>>324350564
10/10
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>have to start over again
>beat everyone up to owl in one try
>beat owl in two tries
>27 on first tigger
Has the training paid off? maybe this time I might beat the one.
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god this is triggering my fucking PTSD
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>>324351791
No Elephant.
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>that fucking feel when
The one last ball of fate that actually goes through.
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>>324371159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgsgGMaxoyo
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>Got to Tigger

Only the dead can know peace from this evil...
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>>324375991
Tigger is manageable if you keep the sound on. his ball speed doesn't change much, so you can use the audio as a cue for when the ball will be in striking range, like following along with a rhythm. Just get used to the delay between when the ball is launched and when it's hittable, and you'll get it.

I believe in you anon. Fight on until you've made yourself proud.
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THIS ISN'T FAIR, IT'S NOT RIGHT
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>>324376452
>English
Pussy.
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NOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOUUUUUU
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
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>>324376527
there's no difference between english and jap dummy
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>>324375383

He is a heffalump, his name is lumpy
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>>324376565
Other than you being a pussy.
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>>324376565
Yes there is
You can't find out about upgrades in jap
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>>324376605
There's like 3 things to click on
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This is my limit, I leave the rest to you guys.
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>>324345034
I got to Tiger. I know my limits.
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>>324376772
>oh wow everything's japanese
>well I'll just press play anyway
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>>324376605
>/v/ complains about artificial difficulty all the time but this is ok
what a bunch of asswagons
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>>324376605
upgrades? what the fuck nigger?
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>>324341996
Someone please post the Attack on Winnie the Pooh video
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>Tigger
>The sheer amount you have to hit

No. I have to.
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No, not again.
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Why /v/

Why do you drag me back in
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14/19 on 1st owl try, am I ok?
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>>324377278
That's pretty good.


Hold onto that feeling

Christopher hungers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
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HOW DO YOU BEAT OWL AAAAAAAH
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>>324377529
>Ken Ashcorp

I miss that guy

Now all he does is release songs
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>>324377748
>Ken Ashcorp
who?
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>>324377792
What is google
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>>324377843
Fuck off asshole I'm not going to spoonfeed you. Look up google yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOWBS1WoS0

>tiger

Good fucking god now I remember why I dropped this game
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>>324377748
>not liking his music

>>324377901
>asks question
>Google response
>I'm not going to spoonfeed you

kek
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>>324377072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
Here you go familiar
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>>324377718
align the front of your bat to the little mound of dirt behind the base, then move along a horizontal plane to hit the balls. At that spot, the ball is at the center point of it's trajectory, so you can draw a straight line through the center of the zig zag in order to anticipate the ball's location
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is there an easier way to restart than waiting for the pitcher to throw all their balls?
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I'm still surprised how much artwork there was for this

I guess it was just a very funny concept
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>>324378196
i just beat him and i beat tiger on the first try

time to murder
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>>324378603
Stop my son, do not venture into a quest that you will not complete. It is better to stay a loser, than to challenge a god and suffer the consequences
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>vs owl
>one of my hits doesn't even cross first plate
What is this sorcery?
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So for some reason my bowser seems like is lagging like shit and I can't even hit Eeyore balls properly, is the hit zone really specific?
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FUUUCK
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>>324378875
you see the green spot?

that is precisely where the ball must be a split second after you press the button
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ヒツト
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>Tigger

Im done. Im not gonna spend enough time to beat him.
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>>324379132
So I'm to piglet but I keep hitting fowls. How does it decide where the ball goes.
Never been able to get baseball games.
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>Played through this game once, over a weekend about two years ago the first time one of these threads caught me
>Go as far as beating Tigger
>Make exactly one attempt at Robin
>The sheer violence of the brutal rape I receive brings all the exhaustion from all the previous hours of rage crashing down on me all at once
>Close the browser
>Lay down and think about life
>Eventually wake up from a deep sleep, feeling like a whole new man

Never played again. I am free.
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>yfw you realized Rabbit is out of PU alignment
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>>324379326
hit the ball with the green spot in your bat for now, then you'll have to position yourself in front or behind the white patch
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>>324379441
Rabbit is the easiest though.
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>>324379326
In baseball, if the ball crosses to the left or to the right of the respective diagonal lines from home base, it's considered a fowl. Additionally, this game is a home run derby so the ball must go out of the park for it to count.

check out this handy diagram, green is where it counts, red doesn't
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>>324379441
>Christopher Robin is actually pitching his balls into a warp to one QPU away
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No. Never again.
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He looked at me! He looked me straight in the eye!

I can do this, WITNESS ME!
https://youtu.be/9IK-kmGDukU?t=3m25s
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>>324379561
Which means everyone after him are in PU alignment

It's Pooh that's in the wrong universe
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>>324379664
>>324379326
Foul. Fowl is bird.
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>>324379675
>4 boards banded together to take down the god himself

Absolutely beautiful.
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>>324379776
the initial misspelling made me mess up mine, lel
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>>324379881
>>324379664
>owl pitches
>pooh keeps hitting fowls
It's Poohetry

http://youtu.be/n2659XXVzhY
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>>324379664
That much I get but I can seem to figure the timing and position to put it into the green. Feels like it's random. Also is the horizontal movement supposed to be as slow as it is?
>>324379776
1 Am here. Don't want to quit out so soon though.
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>>324341996
curse the Original poster of that game, years ago
he has no idea what monster he summoned that day
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>>324380042
The horizontal speed is slow intentionally, yes. You can speed it up by purchasing speed upgrades, which I think is the bottom-most one.
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>>324379709
He's in Robin's universe now.
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http://strawpoll.me/6574502
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I found Owl to be much harder than Tigger. At least with Tigger the speed is costant, you can guess when to hit the ball.
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>>324379693
I will remember you, anon...
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>>324380270
>http://strawpoll.me/6574502
Scrubs everywhere! I will get through fowl-owl, tigger the nigger with the trigger-finger & Chris-miss without steroids!
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>>324380472
Rusty Kuntz is my favorite baseball player.
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18/19 owl shots
please help me to kill myself
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>>324380560
But you're already doing that, suicide by eventually popping a brain vessel
This game is the slowest and most painful suicide method known to man
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I took a break after trying for the first time since giving up on piglet ages ago, took maybe an hour to reach owl and try him 5 times. After coming back to it I can't be fucked finishing it off, but good luck to the rest of you
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>>324380270
holy shit what is this newfaggotry
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Now you see, I got to owl straight away with no issues and losses, and then I lost to him by a couple runs

Now I could beat him and go to Tigger. Two years ago I couldn't stop myself and would think it only natural.

But I know better. I know that if I get to Tigger then Christopher Robin is after him. I know that Tigger will spike my curiosity and beating him starts a path I don't want to go on.

I am older and wiser now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjhYv2D2-MY
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>first 5 levels
>easy, beat them first try
>rabbit
>begin to rage, but win after like 10 tries
>mfw owl

I'm tired, I don't feel like dealing with this RNG bullshit right now.
Sometimes it's a foul ball, sometimes it feels like Pooh accidentally brought a wet noodle to hit the ball with instead of a bat, and sometimes I just straight up miss.
I think I'm done for tonight
I might also crack and just buy a bunch of upgrades, been trying to do it without them
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>>324381256
these were never funny after the initial train simulator one
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>>324381263
>he actually thought he could prove his skillfulness to /v/ by ezpz beating the game without upgrades
Do you regret your hubris yet
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