>BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
but first, we need to beat this dead horse by rehashing the same thread over and over
>Thread references video
>Anons post link
This guy might have Autism
But the good kind that makes an intresting video like this, hope the guy does more commentator videos
>Expecting /v/ not to run everything into the ground
Then of course, once other sites pick up on it and start using it, /v/ pretends like they never had anything to do with it to begin with.
This is what I was thinking. He's actually really good at explaining the complicated nuances that only an autist could have figured out. Honestly, if he puts that towards something that actually matters he should be fine throughout life, even with autism.
>charging up speed for 12 hours
>distancing Mario across quadruple parellel universes
>find angles of loads of triangles just to find six with specific angles
>just to press the A Button one less time
What the fuck? This is next-level autism.
This motherfucker is so goddamn interesting for all the wrong reasons.
I want to know all his tactics and terminology.
>Mario punches a hole THROUGH space and time to dimensionally rip an enemy to an exact location, then uses it to phase through a wall and launch himself at 80 MPH upwards
Truly a god.
FOUR FUCKING THREADS JUST TODAY
I'm not sure who's more of a newfag. People who haven't seen this video at least one already, or the pansies that still make threads about it like it's news.
>have a passion for sonic and pokemon
>make a sweet medallion and comic book of my two favorite things in the entire world
>get trolled because of it (and because i can't find a boyfriend free girl)
>about to have enough speed to be QPU-aligned
>finally hit it and release
>realize the earth is round
>realize that I'm most likely on a slope due to curvature of the earth
>ABSOLUTE, SHEER AND UTTER PANIC
>trapped for all eternity in an invisible prison with nothing
This is close to how complicated I would want actual dimensional travel to be.
Except you have to figure this shit out from within the game, without the benefit or trail-by-error or emulation, and if you crash or fuck up you've either fucked the universe/local space or millions of people and billions of dollars in resources.
>Your team has been working on this theory for decades and is finally ready to put it into practice
>Strap in as your transport starts, instruments read normal as you begin approaching the required speed
>twelve hours in, your meters indicate you've reached the tipping point
>Initiate the jump
>Ricochet between inter-dimensional waves and curves, angling your transport in order to remain QPU aligned for the all important trans-dimensional 'lift' that is the midway of your journey
>Suddenly stall out
>Panic as your speed is rapidly dropping without making any progress
>Check your instruments
>There is no 'lift'.
>You fucked up
>You were QPU misaligned
>BUT FIRST, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
I've been here since 2005 and even now /v/ brings me things I cannot understand and cause me to question my existence
Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is about the term QPU misaligned, but it sounds so so unfortunate and fatal, like something to be avoid at all costs.
WE FORGOT TO SCUTTLEBUG UPWARDS ACTIVATE
As autistic as this is, he has a fairly appealing voice. I've heard "normal" people that sound like huge lispy fat neckbeards. This nigga sounds way too normal to be capable of this. Holy fuck what is going on.
>Having to slowly shift a black hole by feeding it dying stars in order to bounce off of its gravity well that extends into another dimension via the rip in space-time
I'd dig the fuck out of this science fiction.
>trapped in an invisible PU
It's just the right amount of cold and impersonal lingo to let the weight of an entire universe where there is no light or sound with only the phantom sensations of mass to comfort you.
>post yfw you're qpu aligned perfectly.
mfw I now realize I've been QPU misaligned my whole life
I actually thought this was a troll video at first.
Holy fucking tap dancing Christ. How hard can you master one game?
>Jesus Christ, I don't know what it is about the term QPU misaligned
Quad Parallel Universe
You see Mario doesn't jump just one parallel universe away he jumps 4 parallel universes away
In the year 20XX, such maneuvers are trivial.
We're hitting autism levels that should not even be possible
I'M IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE, I'VE BEEN QPU MISALIGNED THE WHOLE TIME
NO WONDER IT'S SHIT
Is this song about QPU shifting?
HOLY SHIT, THE RABBIT HOLE GOES DEEPER.
>Goombas always spawn in groups of one or three.
>Where is the third Goomba?
Is this Goomba even real, or just a figment of our imagination?
>Perhaps this engraving of two Goombas means that there's not meant to be a third one, or maybe the Goomba itself is just a simple programming error...
>What do I think? I think the Goomba is more than just a regular enemy. It's a symbol. A symbol of our endless need to satisfy our curiosity amid the inexplicable mysteries around us.
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS SPEED LEVEL
Its an impressive amount of effort but basically every time its posted people who already know about it and new people who havent seen it but see its reception feel the need to post meme reactions and therefor force it to become a meme.
>The team is now stuck in a parallel universe where current physics make no sense
>They have 12 hours to find a way to become qpu aligned and make it home before the universe collapses in on itself
>Directed by Christopher Nolan
>you have been QPU misaligned your whole life
>Except it is an inverse QPU which is why you are invisible to everyone around you
>All that talk about how the coin limit works
>The explanation of the binary and decimal systems
>Listing every course and explaining if you can use an infinite coin glitch and how
>learning how to make fake coins with Mario
>blind and deaf in the cold vacuum of QPU misalignment with your only stimuli being ghostly sensations, unable to die or end your life since you've left your physical form in your original universe
Is there any greater hell than the space between spaces?
Now I have to wonder. I know he can get 120 stars in less than 37 presses (since he found more optimizations since that 37 press statement), but can he get 70 stars and beat the game "naturally" (as in, don't glitch through doors in the castle you're not allowed to go through without meeting the requirements) without pressing A?
>watch his shit about the mystery goomba, specifically the part about cloning to load shit in his hands
>get really curious
>10 minutes later, manage to do it
>super fucking interested in the consequences of what I've just learned
So, how do I tell my family and friends I caught autism?
This game has been completely deconstructed to lengths that none of the developers could have ever predicted.
>All's fine, just a regular run
>This guy seems to know his stuff, he's moving pretty expediently
>Oh neat, he's swimming up that wall pretty fast
>Okay, now what's he gon- Is he stuck?
>OH JESUS CHRIST WE'VE HIT THE SOUND BARRIER
>MARIO HAS UNLOCKED THE BYAKUGAN SHARRINGAN TENGETSU
>HE'S GOKU-FLYING ALL ACROSS THE MAP
Holy. mother. of. christ.
Finally someone gets it. There's been like three people who seem to see it as a funny feeling of not being 'there' but I haven't wanted to point it out specifically because it seemed kind of petty. It's more 'I Have no physical form and I must scream' tier.
This is either the stupidest or the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. I'm not entirely sure which.
Jesus christ more work went into that than the moon landing
Some streamer accidentally glitched upwards through the level and they've got no idea how to duplicate it. If they can do it when they want it means you can slash big numbers off speedruns.
>Okay, so now we're finally ready to resume the main video and watch the PU movement.
>JUST KIDDING, FIRST I NEED TO EXPLAI-
>he's been explaining just this one exploit for fifteen minutes
>Sumireko could have avoided jeopardizing the barrier if she had just used QPU travel and a scuttlebug to reach Gensokyo
This is probably one of his few hobbies, and the idea of something new to play with is worth the incentive to him because it could mean bigger changes in the large scheme of things.
>Yukari became as powerful as she is by running backwards on shallow water for 12 hours
>mfw some autist neet is loading up sm64 on his old 64 just to jump into a wall for hours
>not listening to what the guy said
you cant see / interact with anything out side of your home universe. this is just a technique for transporting yourself to a different point in our universe with minimal effort by traveling through other universes
being misaligned while traveling through other universes only means you cant come back and are stuck in limbo forever pretty much.
TLDR; watch the video you fucking retard, if you can see your own post you are in the correct universe
Hold on a fucking second.
Was all of that done just to complete a portion of the game with the least jumps possible?
imagine: you're one of seven underpaid level designers. You slap together the end of a course because you're tired and want to go home early. Two decades later someone with a mathematics degree and genius level IQ scrutinizes your work until he finds the one weak area you left which is needed for him to properly exploit the games programming to complete an arbitrarily ruled run of the game
>"HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!"
>"i was just trying to enjoy this joke!"
>"no i didn't even listen to the joke or understand the punch line"
>"fuck off cant you see im trying to enjoy this joke??"
fucking christ dude
enjoy some more homer
> I just chose an angle that got it going, and then kept wall kicking until it worked.
>All I could do was wait until he passed by the red coins / star.
I wonder how long that trial and error session was
What the fuck is even significant about this star that required all this?
They're generally put together 'tighter' with less interesting interactions originating from trying to work within hardware limitations. Making the 'puzzle' both harder to solve if not impossible and less interesting.
>didn't watch video
>"hey guys it's-a-me"
>giggle like a little girl
>yfw you realize that all this discovery and scientific discover over a game nearly 20 years after the fact was the true game the developers wanted you to play.
NO BUTTONS ALLOWED.
SUPER MARIO 64 ONLY.
SNOWMAN'S BIG HEAD.
That doesn't matter. Now everyone who wishes to finish Mario with 0.5 A presses can refer to this video and spend only 12 hours on this level. All thanks to him.
>tfw been PU aligned my whole life
>tfw literally been living the dream
It must suck for you PU misaligned boys.
Well I "discovered" and popularized a very barely understood and not-even-particularly-known replication of a glitch in World of Warcraft. Sunk hundreds of hours into investigating into it, revolutionized finding glitches for the longest time.
Acted like and got treated like a faggot for good reason
It's not nearly as impressive though as this.
>the beginnings of the evolutionary tests on humanity by more advanced species of sentient life come to us in the form of children's video games
What the hell am I doing with my life?
this has got to be tool assisted, right?
I mean it's not like that makes this lose any of the impressiveness, but imagine trying to do all of that shit by hand and fucking up.
-WAITING FOR PENGUIN TO ALIGN-
Imagine being bowser and seeing this shit coming after you
>see all the replies to this
>cmon it can't be that autistic
>actually watch through the whole video
>it's that autistic and then some
All that work, all that triangle searching, all those calculations, thirteen hours of waiting just to press a button 0.5 times less.
I do not have any words left
>Bowser's face when Mario just powers through the infinite staircase
Do you think Goku used his QPU alignment to beat Cell?
i'm fucking done with video games
>this time has been going great, I really fucking think I have him this time
>all of sudden, he teleports dead in front of me
>no matter, I charge that fucker
>he teleports to the side
>in an instant, he starts to teleport all around the arena at speeds so fast that I can't follow more than one or two afterimages
>all at once, I feel my tail getting pulled and the next thing you know I'm spinning so fast I immediately throw up
>spinning so fast, I can see the back of my ass in front of me
>he lets go
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>throws me so fucking hard that I become QPU-misalligned
I'm glad this is becoming a meme.
I'm not saying it's easy you fucking pissant, I'm saying it looks really unimpressive.
A puzzle that held no significance until he himself gave it some.
He had an attachment and commitment to something otherwise meaningless and arbitrary.
What does that sound like?
I just watched this for the first time five minutes ago.
I'm still in shock that someone would put this much effort and thought into reducing their button presses by "0.5"
I think the hot new meme goes something like
Those probably don't interest him as much. Also, this sort of understanding doesn't always transfer easily to other fields. Plenty of smart people don't spend their free time on important endeavors, this is just recreation for him.
>that music with those autismal calculations
>have insanely quick travel within our own universe by hopping between other universes
>fucking up the calculations will result in your abandonment in an invisible hell
This would be amazing science fiction stuff.
What if there's a "code" to our universe that can be exploited like this
>BUT, the Scuttlebug we positioned will provide the extra height
You know, everyone is freaking out about this but he says in the description that it only took him 12 hours to do all that. And not 12 hours just to build up speed but 12 hours to figure everything out and map out the entire TAS.
He spent nearly 3 times longer doing the actual commentary, so it's not like doing this thing is very difficult for him.
>the game crashes if your reference point isn't fixed
Apply "game crash" to the universe and imagine what happens if you fuck it up
>Physicist claims to find a way to move faster than light through accessing parallel universes
>one day, he vanishes without a trace
I AM MATTER
I AM ANTIMATTER
Mario games will never be this creative ever again
why aren't you using your knowledge and skills to do something that matters? Posting memes on a mongolian pottery image board isn't helping out anyone in the grand scheme of things
But if one person flies through the universe, would the rest of the world even notice? If you glitch in a video game and talk to an NPC, they don't go "woah you're freaking out", they just do what they're programmed to do
Two options, anon.
>you have to kill yourself if the calculations are wrong to prevent the "game" from crashing
>the reference point you created in your base universe is your body, which is stuck in place as your consciousness is stuck in a PU from which there is no escape and never will be
AM I SITTING IN A TIN CAN
>suppress inertia so far that you travel faster than light
>wipe yourself out of existence
Revelation Space was some tight shit.
The fact this video is being beaten to the ground with many threads and repeating the same guaranteed replies shows effective viral exposure.
I'm getting my degree anon. I'm doing what I can with what little intelligence I have
Physics, bruh. The tools with which God has done and will do all things. We just haven't found something exploitable yet (or anyone that HAS found something exploitable hasn't survived)
just wait until the /r/4chan babbies catch ahold of this. Every mario 64 subforum is gonna be spammed with this shit, spawning new epic memes - then /v/ will finally be rid of this, reducing this guys videos to shitposting threads.
>loved the video
>glad people are knowing more of it
>suddenly so many threads of it
>it's getting beaten to the ground with all these memetic posting
>glad the guy is getting exposure but will brace for the incoming hate-train when more anons drive this to the ground and cause shit like hijacking Mario threads among others
You don't need parallel universes
you only need Exotic matter that has negative mass to distort/bend space
there're some side effect on this engine
you might destroy everything in front of you when you are stopping
>when an Alcubierre-driven ship decelerates from superluminal speed, the particles that its bubble has gathered in transit would be released in energetic outbursts akin to a sonic boom shockwave; in the case of forward-facing particles, energetic enough to destroy anything at the destination directly in front of the ship.
The universe follows HIS point of reference
And we're all left in a frozen state
JUST LIKE THE SCUTTLEBUG
>it's been aeons since he's started playing
>we just obviously don't remember the times when we're deactivated
>he plays with some of our behavior quirks for his amusement
IT WAS ME, BARRY
>in autistic voice
>"BUT THAT DIDDNT STOP ME!!!!!!! I CALCULATED THE MILLION DIFFERENT SLOPES ON THIS RIVIER"
Holy Fuck this is insane
is this what the path to ascension looks like
>in a few days, there will be he hate on the video and people will call out on his autism instead of being impressed at the dedication because of the constant reposting and reaction replies due to the ushering of a bigger crowd
enjoy the circlejerk while it lasts, bros
So what if other games have PUs that we don't know about?
Imagine all the massive open worlds with invisible PUs that are left untamed and undiscovered.
Any game that has Out of bounds limits and fixes it by wrapping you around could technically have this glitch though I imagine most modern games would check to see if you're out of bounds more than just four times every step. The biggest reason fun shit like this works is because of developers working around hardware limitations rather than sloppy/explotable software development that gives us most of the bugs and exploits modern games use.
I don't say this often but check your retardation dude. Like seriously look at the image you just posted. Why would you ever have that saved or god forbid actually use, even ironically?
Shit, I'll watch this some other time
This is some GER shit
>yfw Mario's first name 'Jumpman' wasn't actually a reference to his jumping skills but to his reality warping abilities
I laughed. Man this entire thread is gold.
I love some of you fuckers.
Wouldn't he just have to build up the same amount of speed in the same way? The only difference would be doing it totally blind since everything is invisible. It'd be maddening
1) It's hard to do
2) Related to the first, its not noticeable in normal play
3) It's not game breaking (the Scuttlebug bug)
With those 3 things you can safely relegate it to the bottom of the list where it'll almost certainly never be fixed because the game gets released. Bug fixing is a triage thing, you focus on the game breaking things, the easy to find things.
There's no way I'm getting back home, is there?
>Mario is given 12 hours prep time
>The truck is driven in reverse
>The engine is powered by Sonic, Roadrunner, and The Flash running in big hamster wheels
>There's a Class 0 hyperdrive next to the engine
>A Kanohi Kakama has been strapped to the front of the truck
How fast would it go?