>be in guild with cool people
>girl joins the guild
>drama everywhere, girl somehow takes over
>everyone worthy leaves
>guild is disbanded sometime later
>the last girl i was in was run by a girl
Was in a guild with a few chicks once and they were super chill. It's the same as everything OP, a couple bad apples spoil the bunch. Don't let a couple bad experiences sour you completely to the idea of gaming with women. It's really not that big a deal.
If you only have one girl in your guild and are a bunch of cucks.
Had a mixed gender guild with all ages, no problems except for that one kid that came in and said that he was going to kill my family and the grills defended him when I started tearing into him.
this happened in my old guild, a bunch of dudes started fighting over her. The funniest thing about it was that she wasn't even fueling, she'd kick it in vent with me and her class lead (my rl buddy) and we'd shoot the shit all day. Our 'main' healer and an 'almost main' healer fought over her constantly (she off-tanked for our B-raid group).
Ended up booting them both from the guild, kept the girl. They would still send her tells. Shit was laffs.
>girl joins the server
>she's actually pretty good
>play with group in Titanfall
>wreck shit and have constant fun
>girl joins party
>we get noticeably worse
>she never shuts up and all the other guys are flirting
>hang around on WRA for dat ERP
>blood knight guild that wandered around Silvermoon being a bunch of cunts disbands
>curious I start asking around to find out what happened
>apparently the GM was caught by his wife ERPing with some girl in the guild and she made him stop playing WoW
Shit was pretty funny
>girl joins server
>she's not good at all but people give her praise anyways
>group chatting on vent
>1 girl there
>she says brb
>forgot to mute her mic
>hear her shlicking
When she realised, she left the group and I never saw her again
I feel pretty bad for her but I fapped to the thought of it that night
>playing Gears of War online
>there's a girl on the opposing team
>other three guys keep sucking up to her
>kill her every round, not on purpose but because she kept squaring up with me by chance
>three guys keep talking shit "why you killin our girl, you're an asshole, are you gay?"
>girl sends message apologizing for the shitty white knights
It's not the girls who ruin vidya; it's their harem of beta boys.
>new raid team
>One is shit beyond belief and refuses to gear
>other girl loses her shit about it and boots girl 1 from the raid team.
>Happily raiding with girl 2 for over a year now
Found the 1 in a million, best raid leader i've ever had.
>the last girl i was in was run by a girl, had no problems
Was she a mech?
>half the players are female characters, half are male characters
>turns out all the female character players are male and the male character players are female
Pic related, everyones face when we found out
It's not like you wouldn't find out as soon as she spoke. Honestly, in my experience it's never really been too big a deal. Some dudes end up showing favoritism because they are holding out for a chance that they will get laid, but it's not the chicks fault they are horny spergs.
I was playing The Secret World the other night and I opened a hidden door in a mansion to find two dudes with no clothes on right up against a wall ERPing. I never thought I'd actually see shit like that.
>Playing ranked 5s in assfaggots
>Girl joins the team as a sub
>She's Diamond 5 so we're like holy shit this bitch is gonna carry us
>She wants to go ADC
>Here we go senpai
>She feeds 3/11/4
>Has 170 CS at 30+ minutes
>Blames my friend for not ganking enough
>My GG friend calls her every name under the book and she leaves
>Find out through my other friend who knows her that her boyfriend is Diamond and plays on her account
>Before she met him she was Silver 3
Did you fucking say worthy? The name of the guild was Worthy?
Stop missing last hits and play in-meta champions, also go for attacks on people when they are going for a last hit so they have to make a choice between losing the trade or the gold.
Dota is more fun though you should switch while you're not that invested.
MMORPGs are just played by the fat losers with no reflexes that need a game where having shitloads of free time to invest is the only thing that matters, there's a reason they began to die off as soon as other online options became available.
what you think dota takes skill?
I play pro tetris chump; dont shit talk at me about reflexes
Runescape was mentioned because it's the bottom of the barrel option for losing a few hours out of your day and its STILL not as bad as ASSFAGGOTs
>guild with OK people
>OK girl joins the guild
>a few squeekers harass her from time to time
>apart from that no real drama
>new girl joins the guild
>friend of the server owner; baits the betas into orbiting her
>starts drama with the ok chick and paints her as the villain
>shills convince me to buy the new wow xpac
>quest to max level
>have an ok time
>reach max level
>try to join a guild
>every guild I join is either filled with one of 2 extremes : overly serious try hards who get butthurt all the time, or casuals who suck dick at the game and try to be funny all the time. Never a middle ground.
>can't do shit because I hate the wow fanbase and all endgame content requires you to be in a guild.
I've been in a couple guilds that were the middle ground, but they never lasted for a full expansion. They'd be guilds that raided two, sometimes three, nights a week and we would do Mythic raiding. So it was a lot of people who could play their characters pretty competently but no one was taking it too seriously or expecting a huge commitment out of anyone.
The issue was that both of these guilds only lasted 6-12 months each, usually because people would quit for work or school and we just couldn't find people to replace them who didn't suck dick.
I played this as a teenager like 10 years ago and I remember we had a few women in the guild.
We actually never had problems, though they were fond of taking about stupid shit. But to be fair, I was also a stupid fuck, because I was 16.
>underage looking mexican kid leader
>a mormon somehow
>bunch of other people
Now that guild was something else, and we were ahead of the curve too, they werent even bad players. We all got along, the girls didnt cause shit, was actually enjoyable to speak to them desu.
>Payday 2 around when Hoxton Breakout came out
>Deathwish Hoxton Breakout
>Me and my 2 buddies are all fugimind fags with HE rounds and Bernettis
>Person shows up as masterforcer ICTV with AR + SMG
>2 buddies start shit talking him in our TS
>We all take bets at when he'll custody and rage quit
>He's actually really good and downs Dozers instantly with his weapons before we can use HE
>We all custody at one point
>He clutches the wave and gets us all back
>Say thanks in voice chat
>Girl voice comes on and says "No problem buddy"
>She sticks with us for the next 6 or so heists
>Never says anything other than call outs and thanks/no problem buddy
>Always least downed and frequently gets friends out of custody
Added her and played for a while. She's kind of weird, but she gets really into games and gets pretty decent at them.
>be in guild with cool people
>trans joins the guild
>drama everywhere, trans somehow takes over
>everyone worthy leaves
>guild is disbanded sometime later
>the last girl i was in was run by a girl, had no problems
I joined a guild,
everyone started hitting on me because i was a girl, i told them just to quit being such retards and to play the game properly, not showing off or giving me items. I know most of /v/ hates or dislikes or mocks girls, but its not all sunshine and roses for us, well, if you're not a slut who tries to get items and games.
I still got a few things though, i tried to give them back but they refused. I dont understand, what do they think they are going to get in return?
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>[Sneakattack] whispers: retract that statement*
This is too real. Whenever vent drama would happen me and my buddies would form a group and talk about it in party and just make fun of the people getting so worked up over WoW. Then when they'd eventually leave we'd burst out laughing afterwards.
>friend invites girlfriend to guild
>she's actually really cool and acts just like one of us
>if it wasn't for her voice and occasionally gettin lovey with her bf we couldn't tell it's a girl
>be in horde guild
>mostly college bros, generally decent players, sometimes jerks
>everyone just quits the game at the same time as we're working on Blackhand
>find alliance guild
>lots of older and younger people, husband and wife lead guild, he's good tank, she's a great healer, probably 4-5 women in 20 person raid
>players are pretty mediocre, but everyone is really nice
I'm kinda conflicted. I really want to raid in a good guild, but playing with people that are generally pleasant is pretty nice.
Sounds about right
My sister who is pretty much won the gene lottery as a solid 8/10 has played CoD once or twice to see how it was and used the mic and all the guys were pamering the fuck out of her giving her their care packages or just protecting her.
She just said how insanely retarded it was that she was being baby'ed just because she was a chick and that guys on these games have no self respect or balls and ruined online vidya for her.
>Implying that any guild that can't handle someone with a vagina is a good guild.
Back in my days they didn't give a fucking shit so long as you could DPS or Support properly
MMOs are shit for this reason
Manging around 10+ peoples lifes is hell, waiting every fucking tuesday for resets isn't fun and the snail pace progression is laughable
MMOs are just for quite literally neets.
>Ha sorry man I dont browse /v/ all day :^)
So you basically surf reddit instead because that entire pasta is made up from more then one stupid joke you probably were to young to see in its prime buddy.
>Playing DnD with a group of borderline-normies (including myself)
>Girl joins group
>Doesn't try to be the center of attention
>Doesn't even talk most of the time
>Doesn't get offended or weirded out when the guys are joking among each other
>Stays quiet and plays the game
>Everyone plays the game normally, and she's basically ignored by the group of guys (although not in a mean way, we just spend more time talking to each other and paying attention to each other)
Never thought it was possible, but I saw it happen with my own eyes. It was my first time playing DnD and I thought, based on my experience with girls in online games, that she was going to cause drama or that the guys would go beta-orbiter on her... but everything worked out nicely.
You can test it yourself.
>Join a tf2 server
>Give the microphone to your sister
>Watch the entire server go crazy trying to do nice things for her
I've seen it happen like 50 times.
wait this is the porno meme girl isnt it?
I've been playing online games since that shit started and I've only encountered sexism once. That's when I was playing xbox and this guy and I were having a conversation and some other serial killer type just started going off on both of us. He was mad because the guy was talking to me, a girl. The funny part is that I was doing better than he was but he still proceeded to talk shit because I was grill.
this. every girl i've ever been with in a WoW guild usually inadvertently acquires a cadre of orbiters that go through the most embarrassing feats to prove how pathetically devoted they are. i got yelled at because i won a roll against a particular girl in one of my early vanilla guilds. the girl didn't give a shit and told the orbiters to shut up. i wonder if they killed themselves after that.
Fellow girl here, you're a dumbass. If you didn't immediately leave the guild when you realized they were full of retards you obviously liked the attention especially because you took their free shit anyway even though you supposedly didn't want it.
They were good players when they wasnt being stupid, after enough talking they eventually treated me normal and we had a good time, it was just at the start. Also, What does you being a girl matter?
>never played WoW
>all my guilds were cool in other games
maybe WoW just sucks
>Party/raid with girls
>They always turn out to be either business/office women or stay at home moms, etc
>they're usually in their 30s-early 40s
>This also happens in FPS games and in some rare cases, online fighting games
What is with with older women and mmos?
It matters because I go through the same shit you do I just don't whore myself out and then pretend I'm innocent. In short, I'm calling you out because I know how girls work. You can't fool me.
Mfw this is 2 guys pretending to be girls arguing over a hypothetical that never happened.
i know that fucking feel. i stopped playing mid-highmaul progression in the early couple of months of the expac mostly because the people i was raiding with (hordeside) were such fucking obnoxious pricks. i decided to pick back up alliance side a couple of months ago and though the players aren't necessarily as great, i've been having a blast because they're so laid back and generally decent people to be around. why is the horde full of fratboys and teenagers?
mfw it's one guy pretending to be two girls having an argument over a hypothetical that never happened
>I know how girls work
Thats saying you know how humans work, if all girls understood eachother i dont think they would have nearly as much problems. You cant just say you know how girls work. In short, stop being an idiot.
He was probably just poor but likable.
I've been given a lot of free stuff over the years, not by asking or trying to guilt people, just people offer, or they want to play with me.
>mfw it's one bot pretending to be one human male pretending to be two girls having an argument over a hypothetical that never happened
>get a new mage a few months ago for progression on some end bosses in HFC
>recruitment was absolutely terrible, she's the best we could get
>she's Brazilian, would call out that she needed heals, her voice was like nails on a chalkboard
>does terrible dps, barely preforms her role on fights, constantly fucks up mechanics the whole raid mastered 150 pulls ago
>starts crying one night because a mage used Time Warp before she could and it screwed up her ranking
>GM chews her out after raid
>she went on vacation for 4 months, GM instantly kicks her when she logs off
>a few days later I'm chatting with some guildies and they bring up that she was into BDSM
>linked me her BDSM profile on some website with some pics of her ass and her posing with dildos
Most of the girls I've raided with were terrible, some were pretty good, but the good ones were really good and the bad ones were absolute crap at the game
>all mmos are about raids and guild content
fucking wow ruined everything because now people who play mmos think wow is everything that mmos are. fucking just kill me already. you're a part of the problem, you fucking retard
>First time playing WoW, almost 70 (mid-BC)
>Run into someone in Etherstorm struggling with some quests, so I join in and help them
>Later asks if I'd like to join the guild they're in and say sure
>Nice guild, people very friendly, and raids happen frequently
>Eventually invited to their vent
>All but me a three other players are female
>All the women are 30+ year old moms
Didn't ruin the guild for me to learn that, was just really surprising.
What ruined it?
Some time later some of them would latch on to the few men in the guild for attention and fight with each other causing nothing to be done and people ragequitting the guild.
yeah raids were trash. grinding should be optional.
mmos are about crazy events that the GMs put out that brings all the players together and not just isolate people in guilds and even people who aren't in guilds.
Pretty much. Girls have little power by themselves, it's the betas who cause the imbalance. People getting offended on m'lady's behalf because you told a nigger joke in her glorious unspoiled presence, you fiend!
It's something to do when you're bored, and a lot of people who stay at home all the time like the social elements and escapism.
Younger girls get enough attention and have plenty of available friends in real life, but MMOs are basically Cougar Town.
>mfw was in a guild once where a guild leader whispered me and specifically asked me to stop talking about "sex stuff" because there's a lady present
Or they wanted you as an e-GF since if you form a 2man team with a girl, you can get into damn near any raid or guild because of sheer vagina power, and usually make officer or higher.
I used to scam people as part of a 3man scheme with a girl and another dude
The idea is that I'd rack up massive negative server respect and completely shit on the girl to activate the whiteknights, the other guy on the other hand would shill for the girl and recommend her getting top guild positions, the girl dumps the guild's items onto one of our bank alts, split the dosh
Girl just sort of acts cute/flirty. Yeah she knows how to grift and bullshit people, but for whatever reason she gets gbank faster if she's just all nice and sugar and butterflies so w/e.
Shake down a new guild every week, you know the drill.
Eventually it got to the point where people wouldn't invite a girl if I was attacking her so I just attacked some of the server's known drama females to see what happens.
Was good times.
>was she the other guy's gf you cuck
Don't know, don't care. Got sweet cash either way.
> Be in guild with cool people.
> Girl in guild.
> She goes heavy on the 'bro' talk and talks like a 12 year old on CoD trying desperately to convince everyone of their masculinity by screaming faggot as much as possible.
Anyone encountered this? It's really fucking wierd. Like the guild wasn't even that much of a shit talking jokey type of guild but she was just constantly calling everyone fags and belittling people, like she was trying to fit in but didn't realize we weren't the type for that shit.
She's probably just manly. Might be a male brain in a female body.
Because face it, if you were a male brain in a female body you wouldn't freak out and go "MUH HORMONES", you'd play some goddamn video games and masturbate a lot. I know I would.
>start a community on ps4 for rainbow seige
>everyone is cool
>we have a few girls in and no one creeps on them or any of that shit because some of them are the best in our community
>no one ever tries bringing shit up with them about being girls because no one wants to be that guy because i call them out instantly and embarrass them in front of everyone
if you want to stop people you play with being bitches for girls you just need to roast them the second they start showing weakness. you have to be vicious
But i mean, if some male autist did that shit everyone would call him an overcompensating retard, tell him to understand social cues better and fuck off.
Like, it's not even funny in the slightest, just extremely obnoxious and everyone handles her with kid gloves and doesn't want to tell her to fuck off like they would a dude doing the same shit.
Bah, I fucking wish. It's like Ocean's 11 getting shitfaced on cheap whine, walking into a run down shack, telling guard dog 1 that guard dog 2 is a faggot, and sneaking out with a tons of random bullshit.
I wasn't anything special. Guilds are just DAMN easy to shake down.
hasn't happened yet but if they did i would probably try and see a real photo of them to decide if they're hot. if not then ignore if they are then i dont know where it would go.
i like girls and guys. i lean towards girls more but the right guy could do it for me too
If you ask me, other guy had the toughest job, because he had to convince some random fuckers to trust him. No idea how he did it.
Then again he always said that he had no fucking idea how I was able to piss off so many people so goddamn quickly, so maybe it's a two way thing.
I suppose you're right, but you have to fucking wonder, some of the time. Like it SHOULDN'T work that way.
But we had a damn near 100% rate on getting the girl sympathy and support and people wanting to shower privileges on her. Sure, about half the guilds wouldn't give a new player gbank access (d'uh), but the other half WOULD. Makes no sense to me.
Funny you say this - I'm in an all-diamond ranked team at the moment and we actually win tournaments. Our support is a girl.
I'm honestly dumbfounded as to how this could happen.