Sm4sh down to only 3: Zero, Ranai, and DaBuz. Who will take it?
Stream @ ShowdownSmash
>stream finally puts tr4sh out of its misery
Mango's always in jail, apparently.
Doesn't stop him from bustering out.
I never thought I'd be begging for the Puff/Pikachu 64 matches to come back on stream, but this is fucking so fucking boring holy shit I'd take 64 Puff dittos over this garbage.
Who sits there
and is like
"Yeah. I main Rosalina. I have fun."
>e-celeb dick sucking
>high level webms
smash 4 tournament
>"it's totally faster now"
>no gameplay discussion of any kind
64 had matches going to time.
64 doesn't have a timer.
That's how bad it was.
>dabuz vs zero grand finals
>dabuz resets the bracket
>zero ends up winning 3-2
It's not even him referencing his sexuality that bothers me, it's the awkward flirting with everyone. Imagine how uncomfortable you would be if Sky was doting on you all set. Complete lack of professionalism.
>GUYS I'M GAY
>BY THE WAY I'M GAY GUYS
>OH MY GOD SMASH 4 IS SO AMAZING AND HYPE
>GOD I'M SO GAY
>I'D TOTALLY DATE THAT GUY
They really couldn't find anyone else?
>tr4sh representative is a literal faggot
GET OUT OF MY SMASH
AND SMASH TOURNAMENTS STILL CANNOT BE RUN ON SCHEDULE
This is the highest level of Smash 4 gameplay.
Let that sink in for a moment.
>It's almost the same thing with Rosalina
No, it's the exact same thing. Both Jigglypuff and Rosalina are annoying as fuck to watch. Fuck people who main these characters.
Melee is only boring when Hbox is on. I will never get tired of seeing a good Marth work.
>Nintendo/Temco being progressive once again
>when it's not even a fighting game
>GUYS I'D FUCK HER
>BY THE WAY I'D TOTALLY SMASH THAT
>OH MY GOD SMASH 4 IS SO AMAZING AND HYPE
>GOD I'M SO STRAIGHT
>I'D TOTALLY FUCK THAT GIRL
You straightfags seriously can't be this oblivious. Stop getting triggered by a gay men acting like some stupid jock.
If Ranai wins I'm making some Rosalina/Villager /ss/
Here's some of my shitty art.
Everyone needs to hire Keits to run their tournaments because he's the only motherfucker who knows how to schedule shit, get shit done perfectly on time and fuck anyone who delays.
>yfw you realize all the sm4sh kiddies will be gone when melee starts
no commentator I've listened to has ever lusted over a woman during commentary. sky's behavior is just gross and unprofessional, but he's getting away with it because he's a faggot
>Zant/Ghirahim will never appear as staples in another main Zelda game
>tfw Linkle is going to get that soon
is this what it feels like to be a Vaati fan?
>It's a "People fight in losers bracket for the privilege of losing to Zero in Grand Finals" tournament
It wasn't so much how because the organizers were super efficient. It's because they didn't allow Bo5 until like losers finals. Nobody wants that but puts up with it because it's evo and other games are there.
Melee threads are always God tier at night because the babbys are asleep.
64 going over time and Sm4sh being slower than cement running uphill in the sun is basically going to guarantee Melee has a good thread aside from a few dedicated shitposters.
>Dabuz has a chance of resetting the bracket against Zero
>the Grand Finals could last for almost an hour
That was fucking lame.
I want to see Fox vs Fox matches already, at least that shit's hype.
Imagine being D1 at that table and having to be all like "Damn, Sky, you fuckin' fine, all informative with your professional commentary and horrific screeching voice. I would totally do commentary with you in any Top 8 that I can." when all he really wants to do is fuck Prog in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be D1 and not only sit in that chair while Sky flaunts how he's gay in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his fat and disgusting facial hair, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while he homolusts for Dabuz. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his overbearing attitude as the TO tells him he's HILARIOUS and DAMN, SKY'S PROFESSIONAL COMMENTATION SOUNDS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and hear his vapid fucking flamboyant voice speak shitty flirts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been commentating nothing but a well mannered, professional homosexual and later other black people for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even heard anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he mentions how he's gay for the twentieth time this match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "FIENDISH (for that is what he forces in his commentary)" insight, the insight he worked so hard for with random people on Twitter in the previous months. And then the TO calls for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking D1. You're not going to lose your Nintendobux over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
do you get buttblasted at the mention of rape as well?
WHY IS EVERY ONE OF ROSALINA'S FUCKING MOVES COMPLETE OVER THE TOP BULLSHIT
I WANT THIS FUCKING WAIFUFAGGOT O U T
JAP WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A CHANCE AGAINST ZERO
FUCK THIS FUCKING CHARACTER
>can recover from the blastzone without even jumping
I don't think this semen slurping game is for me
Smash 4 top 8:
Melee top 8:
>Smash 4 is shit but at least it has diverse characters!!
5x the roster and Melee still has more characters in top 8.
>lol Zero wins
>lol Armada wins
Why does anybody even watch this garbage?
Yeah great game. Great scene.
Granted Armada is probably gonna take Melee like always. It's just annoying in Smash 4 though because the only "hype" moment it can generate is if zero loses.
>mfw he lost to that mario and all the 4 kids started shitposting that it's more hype than melee.
Melee shitposters are getting out of hand
Get the fuck out
That was a pretty pulsepounding match. Lots of tension at several points in every game.
I don't get why so many folks are mad.
Sky you need to stop bruh.
Like I get it, but this is a level of unprofessional you should not cross.
>Dabuz is so adorable!
>Oh thats so cute
>Aww thats cute
Can someone finally fucking remove Sky?
I'm not homophobe but shoving his gay shit down our throats with every fucking sentence gets fucking obnoxious
I wish this was early 2014 melee
Thanks for doing
Pregoand Dicks when you could have just done dicks
>GUYS I AM GAY
>DID I MENTION I'M GAY
>I AM GAY LOL
>I LOVE COCK HEHE
>ALL THESE MEN ARE CUTE LMAO I'M SUCH A SLUT :3
>A GAY SLUT :3
I'm okay with anything, I just need to watch something fast.
These Rosalina matches are fucking killing me.
>have to wake up in ~5 hours for work
>watching some faggot commentating a shitty trash game
How to fix sm4sh
1.Lag on Rosalina down+B
2.Her uair doesn't combo into lumas
3.Remove her from the game
4.Sheiks needles should be high from the ground, so you can crouch them.
5.Up throw has double the knockback, won't kill til some retard shit like 180% but no 50/50 90% kill
6. Remove her from the game she hasn't been relevant in 20 years\
Fuck I'm actually getting really fucking hyped for the smash 4 top 8. Good shit to Ranai, I think I found my favorite smash 4 player.
Can't imagine how fucking intense melee top 8 is gonna be, I don't think my heart will take it.
>actually gimping shiek
I don't know how you can't root for dabuzz right now
>Ranai playing THE campy character
>could've got 3% and spmamed rockets til time out
>keeps being aggressive against a bad matchup
>could've planted a tree and hid behind it against sheik forcing approaches or time outs
>STILL goes in aggressive
>meanwhile 2 top tier characters hide at the edge spamming one special
Ranai is the hero we need, Zero and Dabuz should off themselves.
STOP WINNING LOSERS BRACKET JUST END THIS PLEASE
My fucking god, this commentary is shit. It's literally dragging the game down.
Rooting for Scarflard just so we can hurry along to Melee already
WOAH HOLY SHIT GUYS DID YOU SEE HIM LAND THAT NAIR GOD DAMN THIS IS SO FUCKING EXCITING
>D1 and Sky talking so much about the odds and ends that they miss everything actually happening
WOAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR UP THROW UPAIR/REST!
wake me up when it's melee (est. 2 hours)
Next time please just put this on a side stream.
I just can't believe that 2 stocks in Smash 4 takes just as long as 5 fucking stocks of Pika/Puff from Smash 64.
I had to do that to free the world from Dabuz.
>everyone on /v/ is a greasy dumb amerilard
WELL THAT IS FUCKING SURPRISING
It really is. If only they fixed some minor things it would be 100% better
If Rosalina wasn't such a bullshit character I'd actually admire the way Dabuz was playing today more. His spacing and patience are really on point today.
If you want Melee why don't you watch the Melee analyst desk side stream? It's starting now.
One air dodge while in the air should be maximum. I think that'd make it great.
And shield regen you're completely right. Pisses me off to no end.
>Land a pound
>they get their free hit on you
>you get back to them
>shield is full again
Great. Good game.
He's a plastic piece of shit and the absolute epitome of e-sports tryhard garbage commentator.
He's literally only a thing because he rode prog's coattails in the interim between the old MLG Melee days and the Smash resurgence.
>meleefags invade again
Lel, if you're 20xx sim is so great, why aren't you practicing your waveyiffing instead of spending your time with these pathetic game wars you've been perpetuating for almost a decade.
The world doesn't need to be freed the way that you wanted it to be freed!
why are smash 4 players so insecure about their game? it's like everything that happens is affirmation of the "take me seriously plz" ideal that plagues these big events, even when what happens has nothing to do with it and that everything else is pinned on this melee boogeyman that's out to destroy their game. why is this?