How can you even play games like MH on this piece of shit it's

Why the hell isn't there a Monhun steam clone on steam. I really want me and 3 buddies to kill some massive monsters, but I can't convince them to all buy 3DS and the game.

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>>324306923
Because those of us who use it are accustomed to much, much worse. Pic related.

And the slide pad is perfectly fine, stop being a baby.

>>324306923
I like the pad.

>>324307468
http://store.steampowered.com/app/363130/

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>>324307468
There's always Toukiden

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>>324307468
There is though, Toukiden Kiwami. It's the cloneiest of Monster Hunter clones.

It stinks.

>>324308067
I've been looking for this fucking webm. What is it from, again?

>>324308065
I'd rather play MH on wii emulator than this

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>>324308287
Then do that. Nobody said it was good. It's a Monster Hunter clone on Steam just like you asked.

Did you really think there would be some hidden gem Monster Hunter clone on PC that is on par with MonHun itself?

>>324308287
Wii emulator is definitely on Steam, right.
Whatever, family. I'm fine with it.

Git gud brah xD

>>324308145
I've seen this girl posted once before.

She's like the cutest girl on the entire planet, who is she and is there more?

>>324308441
I'm who asked the original question. I think it looks decent. Ill have to pick up 4 copies when it goes on sale.

>>324306923
Just take the rubber off of your control stick it makes it feel a lot better.

Just go raw you fag

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>>324308642
Here. Now leave.

>>324308649
It's pretty fun but really easy. Keep that in mind.
And don't even try to play without a controller unless you're extremely masochistic.
Playing in a window might kill your FPS unless they fixed that.

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>>324308642
She's just a real life anime girl.

>>324307681
confirmed for tri babby

psp button layout is the optimal way to play monster hunter. anyone who played the games before tri knew the new controls were drastically limiting hence why nintendo made a ps2 control for wii for that game alone

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>Fight Brutal Tigrex
>Circle Pad breaks off
>Have to fix it with glue

>6 months pass
>Hunt Brutal Tigrex again
>Circle Pad comes off again

>>324309116
le photoshop face

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>>324308923
Pretty bitter for somebody who gave the wrong sauce.

>>324309169
It's just too brutal for you, give up.

>>324308923
What? How is she Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney? That's a video game.

>>324306923
>playing Grind Hunter

>>324309142
>claw is the optimal way to play monster hunter
Get the fuck out

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>>324309239
le you'll never meet her in real life anyways face

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Hey fags. I am playing Monster Hunter X.

How do I upgrade my cat carts and unlock more locations so I can get honey and make mega potions and shit?

>>324309432
Do nyantaa quests. Two-three unlocks the ones in the enxt rank which unlocks honey and shit.

Worst part of the game, put on some Howard Stern and suck it up. You'll need those mega pots.

does anyone still play MH3U online on the wii u?

I made a thread but got no answers. I ask because I don't like the circle pad either.

>>324306923
Let me guess... you do the claw to play MH.

>>324309142
>defending the fucking PSP MH controls

Stockholm syndrome.

Wii U MH3U and MH4U on a N3DS are objectively superior. This is indisputable.

>>324309142
The controls for MH on the psp sucked. Mostly because I couldn't master the claw.

>>324309659
The only poor controls are the ones that don't let you what you want to do.

On the PSP you could control the camera perfectly, thus they were good.

On the PS2 the joystick attacked, which had lag to it and was bad.

>>324309701
That's your problem. If you can't even learn to work the camera, how the fuck are you going to play a hardcore game like this?

>>324309565
the nyantas look pretty fun from what I've seen
>>324306923
use the target camera and move your thumb from the circle pad to the d-pad instead of trying to claw

>>324309863
Except you can also control the camera perfectly using the two games and platforms I listed. With the added bonus of them not being uncomfortable as shit.

What is wrong with you?

>>324309863
>On the PSP you could control the camera perfectly, thus they were good.
As opposed to the N3DS or 3DS with a circlepad pro

>>324309863
From your perspective then you and your control scheme also sucks ass because you can't use the touch screen d-pad, normal d-pad and l-targeting to control the camera.

CCP is best controller for monhun.

>>324309395
>>324309659
>>324309701
monster shitters detected. monster hunter is only played optimally by having your left index on the dpad, this isn't possible on any game after tri and shitters resort to add on peripherals, hardware revisions, and automatic camera locking to make up for the fact.

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>>324309863
>>324310235
this is bait right?

>>324308067
What in the fuck

>>324309565
How do I know which ones are Nyantaa quests

>>324310235
is this man real? I have literally never seen anyone defend the claw before.

what I've seen went like
>FINALLY WE DON'T HAVE TO USE THE CLAW
>PRAISE THE RIGHT STICK

>>324310105
>>324310142
>>324310204
The second stick forces you to move your thumb from the all-too-important buttons designed for attacking and dodging. It's inferior.

I have no trouble with relocating the camera controls to ZL and ZR though, that's indeed perfect.

>>324310393
They're at the end of the list, I think they're yellow.

>>324306923
You dont.

Its mainly the reason i stopped playing my N3DS thw controls are abosolute fucking shit

Hoping MX allows me to stream the games from the n3ds to the NX and use a better controller

>>324308649
>sale

It's a KT game, it never goes lower than 40 bucks

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>>324310235
How and why do you people still exist

I don't get it, is this a meme or something? How is this any different to control than any other analog stick? It's just shaped differently, it feels and works completely the same.

>>324310570
I've soloed every quest on the PSP. My experience is superior to yours.

>>324310509
No, you're just dumb... I've played MH since 2 and I never used the claw. Also I have never, not fucking once, removed my thumb from the oh so all important attack and dodge buttons.

You have 10 fingers, if want to use them all in a retarded way then suit yourself, but take my advice, do try to use your brain often too.

>>324310623
Breaks easily. Check out the Sm4sh boards.

>>324310693
Congratulations, you spent a ton of time playing MH with trash tier controls. You want a medal?

I've played FU on the PSP. It's manageable but it's nowhere near ideal. The controls have only gotten better. You have to be crazy to deny this.

>>324310837
How? Like how hard do you have to fucking MASH that thing to break it? I have an O3DS and it's not even worn down and I play it LITERALLY every single day.

>>324310831
Liar. Tell me something about Dos that proves you played it. Best be something you can't just look up, either.

>>324310693
>I've soloed every quest on the PSP. My experience is superior to yours.
Implying I haven't done all that plus the missions on MH3, 3U, 4U and a few freedom ones without resorting to the claw.

Use your head before you use your hands.

>>324306923
Should I get MH3 on Wii U or not bother at all? I already own MH4

>>324310916
>I have an O3DS

Hahahaha

The 3DSXL had a more breakable pad.

>I have an O3DS

How do you function?

>Launch 3DS
>Absolutely wear that motherfucker out from years of Zelda, Star Fox, Monkey Ball, and 90 hours of Smash killed it and broke it off

>Persona Q 3DS
>Didn't play shit with the circle pad because I bought this on a whim, the most I got out of this was beating every single Phoenix Wright and all three Shantae games becaaaaauuuuuse

>New 3DS XL
>This shit out of nowhere, turned around and got this day one, got a bum circle pad with a clear dead zone, makes Monster Hunter a pain and I'm too much of a puss to swap out for one of the metal pads

Me and 3DSes aren't really getting along right now.

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Best controls coming through.

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>>324309395
It is the best way
Not that It is need but it is definitely better

Why do you think they even made this?

>>324310235
I always have my d-pad on the the top right of the bottom screen. Its pretty handy. I use it more than the auto tracking L button. Its more accurate to me.

>>324311410
For babies and left handies or guys with big shrek hands

>>324311389
b8 aside I've actually heard that the touch screen controls are somehow decent. I would never play the game that way, mind you. (nor would I play FU at all when 4U exists) But apparently they aren't actually that bad. Which is kind of impressive.

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>>324310978
>Tell me something about Dos
fucking horrible hitboxes and having no one to play with was fucked up, but it was wild ride.

>>324311021
I'm starting to wonder how these guys mastrubate. Bet they are wonderfull at fingering though.

>>324311389
>tap to win

>>324311410
Pic related is the best way to play MH

>>324311410
New 3DS version when.

>>324311021
>playing through Freedom 1
I am so sorry. That shit was painful.

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>>324311389
Too complicated.

>>324310235
Yeah, I don't think so. If you can master the claw that's fine but don't say it's the better way to play. No need to act like a fucking faggot over it

>>324309863
Easy, I play it on the 3ds with better camera control

>>324310235
Well personally I think the reason the claw grip is better is because you can actually maunally control the camera while moving and doing all the attacking/dodging at the same time.
Well I guess you still can without it but it wont be as ergonomic and you are staining your finger in weird position.

but then again with Monster locking that also do the job just as well since what you want to see most of time is the monster itself anyway so Its not that bad

I never use the d-pad and entirely rely on the locking feature

>>324312308
>Well personally I think the reason the claw grip is better is because you can actually maunally control the camera while moving and doing all the attacking/dodging at the same time.

finally, a man with some sense. let me say, you are most definitely not a tri babby and know how to play monster hunter.

>Well I guess you still can without it but it wont be as ergonomic and you are staining your finger in weird position.

indeed look at all these poorfag hunters ITT claiming CCP, the n3ds nub, the touchscreen, are all acceptable substitutes. it's laughable, because with all of these, you're still having to give up half of your possible actions to just manually move the camera for better hunting.

>but then again with Monster locking that also do the job just as well since what you want to see most of time is the monster itself anyway so Its not that bad

going to have to disagree here, bud. auto lock was never necessary for monster hunter. any hunter worth his shit will take a manual camera over auto. it's not even a decent auto lock at that, say souls game lock, it's half assed. god help you if you have more than 1 boss on the screen

>>324313242
:^)

no

>>324311021
Step your hunt up nigga, OG MH player where you had to use the analog sticks to attack.

>>324309239
real face. she's super malnutritioned-looking though.

>>324313242
>poorfag hunters
>the ones not playing MHFU on a PSP in current year

What

>>324313823
God no, I've tried that once and it was enough for me.

>>324311982
>really damn cool drink

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How accurate is this still?

>>324314838
>that flowchart
Fucking Gypceros.

>>324314838
LS is perfectly viable. You're just a huge nuisance if you use it in multiplayer and aren't careful.

>>324314838
All of the MH flowcharts still manage to crack me up.

Diablos and LS flowcharts are the best.

>>324315019
I have a chat that says 'Back up or get smacked up.' for that very reason.

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>>324315292
I only saved these two.

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>>324315595
I've switched to DS when I started playing 3U. Sick dodges all day every day. I was a potion bank for everyone else.

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>>324316564
>IIE!
Every fucking time