Did you enjoy the latest AGDQ?
Is there a list of who's banned and who's not at this stage? It seems somebody just decided to take all the fun out of the event and made it into a soulless corporate event
The specific person bans are kept low key on purpose. You're not supposed to care. It's for the good of the event.
In terms of paraphernalia, only certain stuffed animals, and all touhou-related materials, are banned.
I tuned in every now and again, but after last years event and the summer event, I wasn't expecting much. I'm not sure if it's reflective of the overall quality, but it seemed like every single run I watched was devoid of banter, fun, and at times even watchability.
Why haven't /v/ made a con yet? With fun and autism?
Yeah, I had heard tell that there were a select amount of people who "were not invited" to come to the event, but wasn't sure. I can imagine "I'd prefer it if you didn't speak" is on that list, but who else?
>fumos are sex toys
>fur suits are totally not an extension of a fetish made public to satisfy delusions and perversion
Was there any runs from this AGDQ that you'd recommend, anons?
cuz I can't think of any for the life of me, aside from maybe Team Trihex getting their dicks put on suicide watch after being destroyed in Mario Maker, although that was more from watching it with you doods
at least this guy smuggled one into the couch during the Lost World run. probly RIP now
werster is a cunt honestly.
I don't blame them for banning that angry little faggot.
I am upset about the one guy getting banned because he complained about knittler being all dramatic when he asked for serious time and wouldn't shut up despite it obviously affecting his run.
What was wrong with Animorphs and Bloodborne? I only watched 10 mins of L4D2 before I got bored and turned it off.
I thought the Secret Of Mana run was alright especially considering its status as a JRPG
>Did you enjoy the latest AGDQ?
>Is there a list of who's banned and who's not at this stage? It seems somebody just decided to take all the fun out of the event and made it into a soulless corporate event
I enjoyed it because I'm not a fucking faggot that worships some tranny that used to speedrun?
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>tfw woke up early just to watch the L4D2 run
I could've ran it quicker, better, and at a higher difficulty with random pubs than their shitty, unpracticed "let's play"
I seriously hope no one here donated to a jewish corporation so they can spread half a dozen fliers telling you to get your butt checked for asscancer.
He runs Ecco, he did so multiple times at past GDQ events.
He's also one of the most knowledgeable runners in the world, he could commentate even more runs than Blechy the radio dwarf.
What's more he supports everyone. No matter what time of the day it is, he'll be there. Even if it's 5am, the run is bad and the room is empty, you can count on Blueglass to give him support. It's amazing.
Yet when it's suddenly his turn to run a game? Guess what happens.
That's right. Humanity is cool, huh?
I haven't paid much attention to this gdq, but the guy playing through Lagoon was pretty good and informatively entertaining. The game is very slowly paced when he's just making his way around, but he's mostly playing high risk against random chance and with low level health.
Also a good portion of the Awful Games block was entertaining. Hell, it wasn't just because of the shitty games, but the runs in said games were really good.
Was it? I don't remember much from SGDQ 2015.
All I know is I want to fuck the girl who ran octodad
Did Stiv get any funny donation comments this year?
It was a breath of fresh air compared to AGDQ 2015. Much more laid back, more varied runs and no "my best friend died of ass cancer put this money towards making the file name penis" every 5 seconds
Are you referring to Chibi or Caveman? Caveman was there and was a potential runner. No idea about Chibi though, and he should know better than to show his face in public anyway.
Someone should start a spreadsheet of all runners that have appeared in GDQ and whether they are banned or not. Sure it would be "not banned" for 99% of them, but the mere existence would rile a few feathers.
Chibi is the Chris-chan of speedrunning
Didnt stop with his stupid Sonichu OC, or him being a 30 year old fat autist virgin living with his parents, or the Sonichu merchandise, or the new tranny thing, and there will probably be more after this blue arms meme
Same with Chibi. The awkward Caveman shit, the cheating, the Iwata funeral, the shit with his mom, the nudes, etc
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
I wanna fuck Kaddykins too, anon.
Chibi doesn't need GDQs anymore. He's got his own Speedrunning event he made all by himself.
I didn't really watch any of 2016.
No games really interested me and the ones I did end up catching were shit like Kirby where it was an hour+ of someone spamming the same move over and over.
Not interesting enough. Entertaining skips and commentary is what I watch for but there didn't seem to be much of that.
Stuff like this:
speedrunner of octodad
Bloodborne all bosses is a really neat and skillful run, it doesn't have many skips (old yharnam skip and orphanage key skip only I think) but it's fast paced and requires a lot of execution. They chose to do the unpatched "jump over a gate" garbage instead of all bosses.
Getting donations is the only thing they care about though. Why do you think they keep running the same popular games over and over?
If a game doesn't get donations it's gone. If that happens to be an entire series? Well tough.
Holy god, anons, control yourselves.
This is the epitome of how good she can look, which is pretty decent. But she looks like dumpster trash like 99% of the time.
Wow. That is awful, and you should feel bad. She looks like a domestic abuse victim on crack.
Watched trihex's after event stream last night.
He seems pretty disenchanted with speedrunning overall thanks to his new girlfriend. He also echos the sentiments here that the event seems to be losing its charm and fun.
This marathon was distinctly less fun for me as well, likely because TASbot sucked dick, and there were no amazing displays of skill like tetris last summer.
I have enjoyed GDQ streams for the past several years though, so I hope it doesn't die.
If he was just crossdressing and fooling around wearing the same stuff and makeup you'd be all stroking your dicks instead of following the reactionary hivemind, fags.
If he still looked like this, I don't think so.
Are you SERIOUSLY saying cosmo would be given attention if he was a trap?
the dude looked like your typical 2/10 buck toothed faggot and now he looks like a 2/10 buck tooth tranny.
Nothing has changed. Even if he was trapping he'd be a faggot. The problem everyone has with him is he is fucking hideous and not convincing at all.
Twitch people aren't normal fags, they're possibly even more autistic than people on /v/.
I mean for fucks sake, they watch people play video games on stream and pretend like the person streaming gives a shit about them because they read out their donation messages
Why are you arguing with some anon faggot that obviously subs to his shitty paint stream so he can fap? Just outright ignore these degenerates and let natural selection weed them out
Kingdom Hearts because the community is pretty chill and the couch worked well together; no awkwardness in their conversation or "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" tier moments.
I also really enjoyed Majora's Mask but I can see why a five and a half hour run isn't everyone's cup of tea.
top kek at that webm
I feel bad for it because it's entering the SJW trans circlejerk when it's already phasing out of pop culture, I foresee this being the new "shouldn't have gotten that tattoo years ago".
Watch the Alladin run. It was a shining example of how the event should be. The last five minutes is genuinely hilarious. It was the only run that made me laugh out loud.
Too big to be enjoyable now. Where my bonus streams with trihex, blueglass, naeg and werster talking shit and having fun? Too much drama, too much memes, too much muh charity, shit camera, shit audience, its no longer about games but a constant stream of drama and memes.
Woah, wut. Did that nigga really reset the other SNES? Is that what happened?
>literally the pewdipie of speedrunning
>literally got cucked by his brother and his mother
>dram55 is not on the list
>zfg1 is not on the list
The terrible thing is that he kept running after doing that shit.
At the least you shouldn't fucking move until he's back in-game. You just fucking ruined his run and ignore him? Top tier douche.
>It seems somebody just decided to take all the fun out of the event and made it into a soulless corporate event
When an event becomes insanely popular companies eye it because of potential for advertising AGDQ had a massive following on twitch. That = advertising money for companies
Only 3 of them died, the fourth one did the skip correctly if I remember right. They messed up a frame perfect jump which skips half of the level, and that was the only part where the run went really wrong.
Wasn't that the point? So they don't trigger the specific stuff in the game.
I just found it uninteresting because the people running it were boring and there were barely any cool glitches or time savers.
The guy explained it perfectly when he said "this isn't like other source runs which are about speed manipulation" or something like that, turned it right off after he said it.
Mario Maker was pretty good, some of the awful games especially Lagoon and Escape from Atlantis were OK.
The Stepmania run was pretty incredible, although it didn't quite reach the level of Tetris because it's difficult to get a sense for how difficult Stepmania really is without playing it.
The Secret of Mana / Goof Troop 1p2c runs were pretty fun to watch, as was the Super Metroid 2p1c run.
The Kaizo Mario 3 run was my favorite.
The Star Fox 64 race was kind-of a letdown because it was basically just constant boosting and little else, plus one of the runners was a bit snobbish, not enough to be Crash 2 entertaining, just off-putting.
Quite a few of the runs had serious chokes and back-up saves had to be used, like Zelda 1, Half-Life 2, Castlevania SOTN and Super Metroid RBO, it's understandable that this is difficult stuff but it's still disappointing.
I was looking forward to the Talos Principle run and it was mostly just a straightforward break of nearly every level, kind-of boring. Same with DKC2 102%, it's just not the same without the crazy wrong-warps.
>I foresee this being the new "shouldn't have gotten that tattoo years ago".
Holy shit I can totally see this happening.
They stay that way and our generation is forever fucked at maximum libertard.
Was Caveman let back in? He was barred for a while due to anti-semitic bullshit on his page. Did a speedrun where he had to get loads of in-game currency to beat it and called it 'Israel Quest' or something.
It's such a fucking dangerous fad. It's normal for young'ins to feel a little confused at times, but because of this fad, it makes them think cutting their balls off must be the only answer because other people are doing it.
reminder that cosmo crippled himself
>loads up on hormones
>now suffers from extreme joint pain/issues
>cant play as much now as he wanted to
all because he got rekt in oot and at the nintendo championships
let this be a lesson to you anons who obsess too heavily
>all because he got rekt in oot and at the nintendo championships
It goes deeper than that, friend
Reminder that Cosmo is the JUST of speed running
>once the most popular and well known speedrunner
>had world record in one of the biggest games in the scene
>going out with a qt aryan girl
>suddenly hook up with an SJW landwhale
>who has a history of being a total slut and even ranted on twitter saying she as justified
>she's clearly only with him because he's popular
>turns out she's using his money from his streams to pay off her student loan debt over her women's study's degree
>Cosmo goes to EVO to have fun
>she ends up cheating on him
>he never finds out
>she now knows she can get away with it and proceeds to cheat on him at least two more times
>meanwhile Cosmo ends up using a Chinese console to cheat getting a world record
>he gets the WR and declares OOT speedrunning "dead"
>suddenly some literally who swede running the original console gets the World record within two months
>he goes to NWC
>gets completely BTFO by John Numbers
>doesn't speedrun anymore, slowly loses followers and donation money
>his succubus gf leaves him for one of the guys she cheated on him with
>he loses his shit and becomes a tranny
If you are going to be a trap, at least be attractive
That shit's so fucking funny; especially because it's true.
What ever became of this guy, anyway? Does he even stream of anything? I don't follow shit much, but he was literally who tier to me then, and I haven't really heard anything about him since.
i dont remember the guys name but his wife tolki cheated on him with stivitybobo
i was tempted to send a donation during his bk run saying "my wife was a fan of bk speedrunning before she passed away to cancer. my only regret was that she did not survive long enough for you to give her one last good time stiv"
Nah, that was stivitybobo stealing some mormon slut. Pic related, it's the husband and the slut in question.
It's really sad, the guy seemed like really nice, a few months prior i caught them doing a mario kart 8 release day marathon that went on for a week or so and they were disgustingly lovey-dovey.
>you'll never watch a stream as cozy as when cosmo first started running Wind Waker
>you watched you favorite runner go money and fame hungry
>you watched your favorite runner slowly fall into degeneracy over the years to finally go full degenerate and become a tranny
it pains my chest
>He is considered to be the best Project M Charizard and Smash 4 Wii Fit Trainer in the world
Dang son, is that true? I don't into FGC one bit.
Despite what 4chan in general will tell you, there's no reason to be that worried.
I have my own reasons to do exactly the same thing, though. The last time it happened, it was kinda different. I was legit into the girl until I found out she already had a boyfriend. I just ended it right away when I learned that, didn't want anything to do with her anymore.
I-I thought it was for the donations money...
This will forever be the funniest .webm of speedrunning.
There are so many funny things in it
You know I agree and all but
Tell me you wouldn't annihilate these thighs
Fucking this, was neet for a while and basically just watched cosmo all day. Comfy as all hell. Didn't really pay much attention to the finger nails painting. Just thought it was his weird little quirk or something. But hey what do you know.
But then suddenly endless Smash streames with maybe 5% the view count of his WW runs.
Then he promised the WW wedensdays but he kept that up for maybe two weeks max.
Also is the joint pain due to the hormones? I was under the impression it happened before he started the sex change process.
Uyama trying to overcome his mono he's had for 2 years
Before. The game is bubsy and according to the schedule bubsy was a few games before tomba 2. Chibi basically camped the couch and never left because he wanted to be part of the gang which led to the whole nazi rules about couch privilege.
Yeah, I think playing SSBM at a semi-competitive level is what messed up his hands.
Reminder there is a pre-ESA thing end of the month
I'm kinda surprised trihex was there, isnt he like super big, and only chills with the hotshots. I remember Cosmo and siglemic would only watch like 2 runs a marathon I thought trihex was right there too
Estrogen fucks up your joints and more, pham. It's a very common issue with transitioning faggots, and also why women are so prone to shit like osteoporosis.
Why does she sound so fucking upset? Christ almighty, I thought this "fucking a 17 year old makes you a paedo in burgerland" was just a meme.
Get it together, you fucking amerilards.
If you're still within 3 years of age of whoever you like, you can fuck a 16 year old.
Apparently Chibi thinks saving a picture of his 18 year old girth means he can just send it whenever he wants, though.
Where are you from, anon?
America is the land of the sexually repressed. Seriously, right of passage in britbongshire to get smashed at a house party at the age of 16, find a girl, bust your nut and then get dragged into your first relationship
Teens have sex anywhere, anon. The law just prevents 40 year olds from doing it with teens for an extra two years over here.
I'm going to assume you were one of those people since you apparently don't think prudes or virgins exist in bongland.