Welcome to /v/. How autistic are ya?

What is wrong with being autist again ?

I Enjoy Underrail!

>>324254005
you're in

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5 get the pizza

>>324254037
FUCK
OFF
UNDERTALE FAGS

How tough am I? How tough am I!? I ascended in Nethack a week ago.

>>324254094
i want that fucking pizza

I'm worried that I'm not spergy enough sometimes. I hate going into comic book shops since the locals feel so intimidating, as if they're going to test me on my meager knowledge of whatever comic I pick up. Same thing goes for tabletop gaming places.

>>324253934
I actually like borderlands

Undertale is my goty 2015

I exclusively play Nintendo games.

>>324253934

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010,
although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power.
They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. T
hey are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution,
which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing.
They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness,
and then from there to the thirteenth dimension,
which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent,
but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes,
but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them.
To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all,
therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature.
They are very sensitive, warm, and caring.
Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

>>324253934
I beat Hotline Miami 2 in hard mode.

I also 100% it

>>324254005
I hope this wasn't a legitimate question

>>324254094
PIZZA
I
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>>324254146
He said underrail you giga faggot.

>>324253934
I did all the side ops in MGSV

pls end my suffering

>>324254094
NO PIZZA
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I drakepost on a regular basis

>>324254094
Rolling for delicious anchovies

>>324254356

This actually made me feel a little upset.

Why the hell would you force yourself to go through all of those? Some of them are so tedious and not worth anyone's time.

>>324254304
It was. It's being spouted as an insult all the time, yet i don't understand why.

>b-b-but muh social acceptance, muh validation, muh attention !

I thought 4chan was a place that despised the Facebook / socially acceptable mentality, am i mistaken ?

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>>324254291
>There are people who actually believe this

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>>324254291
No please fuck this gay shit, my brother is completely obsessed with this stuff and he isn't even a fucking inch autistic or anything like that.
Infact, he was the alpha dudebro of the situation, and now he's osbessed with ayyyliums, new-age bullshit, religions, jesus christ and this crystal children bullshit.
Please, don't spread mental disease.

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>>324254375
>>324254385
There you go m'ladies, that'll be $9.95 plus tips.

I can never jump into a series with the second game, even if the stories arent related. It feels like i dont deserve to play the current game because i didnt earn it.

>>324253934
I BEAT A LEVEL IN MARIO 64 WITHOUT PRESSING THE A BUTTON

>>324254449
>I thought 4chan was a place that despised the Facebook / socially acceptable mentality, am i mistaken ?
4chan is not r9k and /b/ you fucking loser.

.5 A button presses

>>324254591
Post the video nigga

>>324254595
Good to know this place is cancerous then.

>>324254635
PARALLEL UNIVERSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

>>324254524
Ok here's $11

>>324254761
>he only tips less than 2$
Here on mars we tip almost half the price of the product, you fucking human.

>>324254657
Jesus fuck people like you are the worst
>4CHAN IS MY PLACE TO GO AWAY FROM TROUBLES
>EVERYONE HERE IS FAT UGLY AND NEET
>FUCK SOCIETY I HAVE MY ANONS IN MY SECRET CLUB
there are 189,959 people on 4chan right now, I dont know why people think this place is a secret haven or some retarded shit like that

its a fucking image board, not your clubhouse

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>>324254595
fucking neo/v/ this place is dead because of people like you.

I completed the compendium in SMT Nocturne.

Without NG+.

>>324254595
/b/ is actually filled with normeis

/v/ is basically /r9k/, at least 4AM is

>>324254449
>people actually think this
>people actually believe this
You're the biggest kind of pathetic, end your life.

>>324254595
Fuck off to /soc/ faggot.

>>324254818
I tip 10% rounded to a multiple of $0.50. Canadian waiters don't complain.

I go into /v/ steam chat room on daily basis.

>>324254917
I browse /ck/ and /sci/ more then anything. You people are just losers

I post in threads about videogames I've never played

I shitpost in dragons dogma threads because I enjoy watching console players rage about PC guys

>hundreds of thousands of posters
>people still think this isnt like facebook despite all the blog OPs
>people respond to these blog OPs
>people who dont follow 4chan norms are despised
you guys are silly

>>324254986
better then being a huge faggot now git off mai vydier

>>324254986
So why are you here? Video games are one of the most loser-filled hobbies out there so I don't see your point.

>>324255036
>I shitpost in dragons dogma threads because I enjoy watching console players rage about PC guys
But they got to play it 3 years ago

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I jerk off to people being cartoonishly flattened.

I do non-erotic roleplay on World of Warcraft.

>>324255149
>why are you here
because I like video games
I'm sorry for being capable of managing a hobby and my life. People who can't should be sent to camps to make bar soap or something.

>>324254708
It doesn't get more autistic than this.

>>324254986
Validating yourself through others is the ultimate form and description of a loser and a beta, kid.

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>>324255175

>>324254915
>You're the biggest kind of pathetic

Why, kid ?

>>324255241
>reddit
>neogaf
>gamespot
>nah il go to discuss my hobbie at the chinese image board notoriously known to be filled with bitter losers
>oh my gad how can people here be such losers
i think you are more autistic then everyone in this thread put together.

>>324254291
you're in

>>324253934
I play video games for fun.

>>324255456
im not allowed to insult others or have extreme opinions on those

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>>324254845

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I'm into sissies, bimbos, pregnancy, weight gain, anthros and transformations involving all of this, including inanimate tf.

>>324255432
4chan isn't your super secret club for losers and faggots. It never was, just because its the cool thing to do here doesn't mean that all of us are socially inept and retarded at dealing with a female. This meme is as bad as the "/v/ hates this game." News flash nigger, /v/ isn't made up of 20 autists only.

>>324253934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

>>324255456
None of them are anonymous

Why isnt SMT x FE dark and edgy!?

>>324255704
/v/ is just me you and the bot you just responded too

I beat a level in super Mario 64 with only a half press

>>324254384
you're just a horrible human, not autistic.
Although people who actually like drake probably also have some sort of mental health issues

>>324253934
How autistic am I? In Animal Crossing: City Folk I made 8x8 borders using floor tiles to recreate the original acre system from the first game.

>>324255747
You would think a normie would prefer having an identity

>>324253934
I don't play video games yet I still post here and talk about them.

I enjoy finding more about a game's lore.

>>324255908
theres a difference between being normal and being an attention whore

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I loved skyrim and hated oblivion because I didnt play oblivion until it was fairly dated

I loved all 3 mass effect games

Im addicted to GW2

I hate most people

>>324256001
If that were the case then why do normies always feel the need to proclaim how normal they are?

I shitpost in threads for games I genuinely enjoy just to see what the fanbase is like.

I made a spreadsheet on excel to keep track of the percentage of permanent REQ unlock per each rarity in Halo 5 to optimize my progress to unlocking them all.

I'm not even kidding.

>>324254708
oh my god this is torture, does he ever actually play the game?

>>324253934
Everytime I start a game, I read the title screen aloud.

>>324254005
Nothing if you have asperger, I guess?

>>324256119

I got news for you: Those aren't real normies

>>324256119
the same reason losers and neets feel the reason to proclaim how big a loser they are

we're all still human and thats just nature, this thread and r9k are proof that youre just as bad as a normal person

I shitpost about games I enjoy for those sweet replies

I listen to let's plays as background noise

>>324256119
>why do normies always feel the need to proclaim how normal they are?
>theres a board for literally talking about how big of a loser you are
r9k wasnt even meant for losers, it was meant for greentext stories and original content

how fucking depressing, fuck your kind you ruined one of my favorite boards

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I beat MGS3 47 times and get all the emblems, a dozen of those runs were EE foxhound runs

all my image macros are organized by game/IP with dedicated folders by emotion (disgust, wtf, anger, etc.)

Also everyone tells me I have the patience of a saint in tackling jobs, particularly my last job, which was QA of radio equipment, I literally tested bus security systems for a month straight, 5 days a week, full time job hours.

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Currently extract farming in Disgaea 5. I want to at least get the platinum before Hundred Knight Revival comes out and to do that I need to get to around 40,000,000 total stats after evility boosts.

Pic related is from a couple of days ago. With evility boosts and some extracts so far, she's at about 25,000,000~ in every stat.

Getting there.

>>324255149
>Video games are one of the most loser-filled hobbies out there
I'm by no means John Oliver or any other kind of Liberal degenerate but holy fuck it's 2016. Video gaming is socially acceptable now and has been since 2007.

>>324255936
>>324256480
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>324253934
I watched a 25 minute SM64 video explaining half A presses, scuttlebug transportation, scuttlebug raising, hyper speed walking and parallel universes.

>>324256529
videogames have been socially acceptable since 1990, just dont be an autist about it

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>>324256838
You're not alone.

>>324256838
>implying that channel isn't fucking fantastic

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>>324254291
I can't help but think there's something to this, like most people that are labeled autistic usually has some level of interest in crystals. The next level of evolution and magic shit aside, it seems to be a universal theme of being generally good natured unless provoked (bullying, dissing their interest).

who am I kidding I have a whole folder filled with geology/mineral images

>>324253934
I no-damaged Armstrong on Very Hard.

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>>324253934
mildly

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>>324254291
>>324257598
/x/ here, you guys are retarded please fuck off

>>324255936
>>324256480
>>324257246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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I own and wear these constantly, and i dont like doing anything without them

>>324258001

To be fair, someone who has serious health problems probably needs to wear those all the time.

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>>324253934

>>324258092
im physically healthy by definition

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I beat buu's fury with out leveling any stats
Unintentionally

>>324254094
I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA

>>324258145
No one specified physically.

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>>324253934

>>324254154
I some too…

I spent 5 daily hours trying to get my Destruction skill to level up to 100 just to finish the master spells quest after completing every relevant quest in the game...without any fun.

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>>324256434
>all my image macros are organized by game/IP
I do this same shit

I play/roleplay oblivion in a 4 hour sittings 2 days per week, and daggerfall (5 hour straight once per week)
As for daggerfall i found a old mod that replaces high elves for orcs, so i have orcish as my main skills and i don't mess with my bruhs, i'm hated with almost every country except the one nearest DT mountains that has a fighters guild

>>324254190
You're in

>>324256181
not autistic

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I fap to SFM futa regularly

I thoroughly enjoy playing Destiny

The last few nights that I've come home from work I just watch Fullmetal Alchemist and banepost on /tv/

>>324255681
This is the best thing I have read today

>>324253934
I mostly play roguelikes and DOS games and am a furry write and drawfag.
I had a few gf's though, so that makes me less autistic than a portion of /v/.

>>324258683
Really? I feel like someone with asparagus every time I update it.

>>324258891
getting a gf doesn't make you any less autistic

>>324254524
Fuck You, you'll get tips if I fucking feel like it

>>324253934
I come to this board to shitpost more than I do to talk about video games.

>>324254545
But GTA's don't connect; like at all

>>324258957
Autistic people are notoriously bad at socialization and have a hard time forming romantic bonds.

>>324258694
you are just an underage faggot, a huge faggot actually.

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I still save strictly in Pokemon Centers as a force of habit that I refuse to break.

>>324254818
I tip absolutely fuck-all

>>324253934

I sometimes act out idle animations and walk cycles for video game characters in public.

>>324254919
Canadian BOH here.

They sure as shit do, and ridiculously so considering they make minimum wage.

>>324254460
No one is that fucking stupid

>>324254291
I really, REALLY hope this is copypasted.

I roleplay as really stupid and childish shit in literally every game (ie pretend im a normal person "walking" into houses on dbz bt3)

>>324259452
me too anon

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I like Nintendo games from the past decade.

>>324259965
Maddest Zelda is best Zelda.

>>324254901
I didn't know 4chan was segmented

>>324260017
She's too blushed, not angry enough.

beat Xenogears and all three Xenosagas in the span of a month. Have about 50 hours in three different JRPGs atm.

>>324253934
i have autism, so pretty fucking autistic id say

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>>324254094
give

>>324255672
Holy Shit! Me too

>>324259452
Did you do it Sonic style???
If so, did you fuck afterwards???

>>324257762
socially retarded yes, I'll give you that much, but high functioning autist have contributed much to science, particularly programming, as most people don't have the patience for that.

>>324261670
I too science

>>324259452
You're not alone.

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>>324261670
>inb4 Einstein had Asperger's
Einstein was just a figurehead, a notable scientist but everything that he's most famous for was discovered by gentile scientists. Jews wanted a science hero so they hyped him like he was the second coming of Newton. Einstein, having Asperger's and an undeveloped sense of morality, just went along with it and enjoyed the dollars.

>>324254291
Please, step right in.