>RPG with fantasy setting >characters say "Oh

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>>324238493
>4th wall moment

>>324238493
I HATE GAMES

>BY THE MAKER

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>Magic is an everyday thing in a game
>Characters are skeptical about something supernatural existing or happening

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>Sci-Fi currency is credits
>Fantasy is gold

>>324238641
>not using the superior Nuyen

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>character meets god
>still an atheist

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>>324238641
>Currency is multicolored 2 foot tall gems

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>Fantasy setting
>They call animals from our world animals
>They call animals that don't exist in our world monsters
EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

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>>324238731
>Atheism is a status effect

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>>324238493
Or "By the X"

Where X is the amount of gods in the game.

>>324238634
I never understood that about Final Fantasy; where does magic come from? Can anyone control it? Everyone can just cast massive flashy magic attacks like it's nothing.

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>game has magic spells
>world isn't in total chaos of destruction and people using magic to mind control others

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>>324238641
>currency is Porno Magazines

>>324238880
Huh, I've never thought about that. If these "monsters" are common place, shouldn't they just be called animals like everything else?

BY THE NINE DIVINE

>>324238493
>fantasy RPG
>effeminate hero protagonist that every girl wants to fuck

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I unironically say "Oh my gods"

>>324238984
In most of the games magic is granted by some kind of items. they don't really get into it but you could speculate it's some kind of mass-manufacted magical ore

>>324238984
It's almost always crystals and stuff that power the world with magic energy
it doesn't always need to be explained, as long as it works

>>324239031
This is shopped, right?

>>324238493
>"I'll hunt you to the ends of the earth!"
>game doesn't take place on earth

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>>324239050
>nine
fuck off nord scum

>>324239041
Exactly

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Does anyone actually enjoy fantasy RPG dialogue?
>By the Maker, foul monster, thou shalt taste mine blade!

>>324238984
>Final Fantasy 8
>need girlfriends to cast magic
>enemies don't

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>>324238493
>protagonist and best girl in the game get married and fuck

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>main character is an atheist

>>324238493
>He expects fictional worlds to share his values

>>324239104
no

>>324239135
that's just bad writing

>>324239135
>They're masterworks all

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>>324239208
You're joking, there's no way she can look like this.

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>An ancient evil awakens

I unironically love this cliche.

>>324239135
Does Warhammer Fantasy dialogue count?

>Sigmar bless this ravaged body!
>If we must hang half the village to save the other half from chaos worshipers, so be it!

>>324238880
>>324239041
I don't remember which game, but I specifically remember at least one game that makes the distinction because animals have always been around while monsters have only appeared recently when the villain started doing evil things.

>>324239317
Why are ancient evils always so sleepy?

>>324239141
Did she spit out milk or something

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>>324239110
>game doesn't take place on Earth
>Earth type magic and spells still exist and are named after it

>>324239316
Her teeth actually is that...sharky. Sorta like Tom Cruise.

What, skeptical now of your WAIFU?

>>324239384
earth is another word for dirt etc you reet

>>324239191
>in a world with literal manifestations of Divine power, divine beings, a pantheon of gods, and literal daemons / evil power

>>324239317
>fortunately it's an Old God so it's going to take the entire game before it starts to do anything

>>324239376
Yeah, lots of games do that bullshit, but it doesn't make it any better. Because the animals still all just happen to be the exact animals we have and the monsters are the ones we don't. What a coincidence.

>>324238493
Diablo 3 was the worst with this

>Zombies & Skeletons running around
>Oh silly uncle, no such thing as Angels & Demons

>>324239381
Being evil incarnate can really tucker you out.

>>324239381
They're ancient. That's like asking why you're grandparents sleep so much.

>>324239439
because of the planet we live on

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>>324239434
It's actually hilarious.

>>324239135
I don't like the Thy and Thou, but I do like a bit of shakespear-ish stuff in the writing.

>You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!

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>fantasy setting
>dragons are hyper intelligent and came long before the other races
>humans and other races still exist

>>324239381
Because Monarchianism. Basically Light and Dark are in balance and can't kill each other only the Light is always like "C'mon Darkness, just one more Age" and Darkness is like "OK but that means I get extras when it's my turn!"

>>324238731
Mask of the Betrayer. Hell all D&D universes sans Planescape since you get raped by the Lady if you do

>>324239527
other way round my man

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>>324238493
>game has a fictitious religion
>Character reacts to something in shock
>In [leader/god of fictitious religion]'s name!

nothing wrong with being consistent with your fantasy work

>>324239191
>>324239447
>Each character has a stat displaying how much faith they have in the divines and it can be raised or lowered by preaching to them or talking about science

>>324239663
nah, look it up m8, the literal definition of Earth refers to the third planet from the Sun, AKA only this fucking one.

>it's a beat em up
>eating hamburgers out of the garbage can gives you health

>>324239728
it's an anglo-saxon word which means ground or soil

>>324239381
because otherwise they would be present evils

>>324239615
>Elves are always either super advanced high class society who master the arcane or live in deep woods and are hippy druids who madter nature magic.

>>324239569
>I'm not the Vindicator, or the Victimizer, or the Vaporizer, or the Vibrator
>I'm....The Violator! [monstrous growling sounds]

>>324239889
Anglo-saxons didn't have hamburgers.

>>324239802
derived from, now it doesn't mean that since were not in ancient anglo-saxon times anymore mate

>>324238634
You are stupid.
Magic might be an everyday thing but that's like saying that
>People can talk to each other over continental distances with phones but they don't believe in telepathy
There are certain similar things which are less likely and soul silly even in fantasy settings.

Lets take Elder Scrolls, Mundus and all of existence is literally made of Creatia, raw unbound Magicka, Magic constantly flows from Aetherius through holes in Firnament (stars and sun) and it passes through everything all the time, a lot of people have some magical powers from birth, lighting candles with a small fire spell is rarely a problem...but if you would tell a denizen of this world that there exists a mechanically constructed giant mecha reality warping brass deity made up of collective souls of all the dwemer and that due to it's "Tonal" manipulations of existence it can break time, rewrite existence and that EVEN GODS are weaker than it, they would tell you that you are crazy.
Normality is defined by what they see on usual basis, if there are some absolutely mind blowing applications of magic, creatures that no one has ever seen or absolutely stranger and more powerful supernatural forces out there than magic they might not believe you because they have never seen it.

>>324239970
Okay you're just baiting.
Goodbye "mate"

>>324238880
There is a distinction in Elder Scrolls for example.
Most of the "monsters" are products of Wild Hunt and remnants of Wild Hunt interbreeding to create horrible chimera like creatures, while animals are just animals.

>>324239615
Dragons are lazy as shit. Whenever they want something, they just go out and snack on something and then go back to their lair and have a sit down.

Imagine if you lived in a world inhabited by sentient societal gummy bears? Would you take them very seriously?

No, you'd maybe eat them from time to time, but you'd mostly eat their flocks of reese's peanutbutter sheep

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>protag didnt know he had amnesia

>mass hallucination

>This impossible thing couldnt possibly happen! This obviously means, this other impossible thing happened!

Bonus points if it's a crime story you are supposed solve yourself

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>>324239060
>I unironically say "Oh my gods"

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>>324239141
>Best girl falls in love with the worst character

>>324240005
if thats what you want to believe go for it but we don't say erda, erda, ertha or eorthe anymore, it's a new word derived from those older ones.

>>324238731
>character meets powerful alien
>thinks it's god and becomes a believer

>>324239973
>they would tell you that you are crazy.

No they wouldn't, they'd say "Now THAT would make for a lot of Dwemer Ingots!"

>>324239615
That is always countered by one of these
>Dragons reproduce very slowly or/and most of their children never survive, so there is a low population of them
>Dragons have absolutely different and alien motivations from humans and other races
>Several races have their own deity, super demigod or an ancient weapon and if war would start races would not be completely defenseless
Or all of these

In case of Elder Scrolls Dragons have actually conquered mortal races before, then Kyne gave ability to cast Thu'um through her to mortals and ancient tongues used Elder Scroll to hurl Alduin in temporal time rift and Akaviri invasion started, weebs with their ancient Dragon Fighting ways started fucking up Dragon Empire remnants.

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>>324238731
I can understand this in a world where magic exists. Devil's advocate:

Think of it like this, there's magic, and not all of it is divine. There's elementals too probably because generic fantasy. Why wouldn't the gods be manifestations of divine magic rather than the original source?

It's completely inexcusable if they act like Battler (YOU DON'T EXIST) versus a sane or skeptical response (You exist, but you're not really special). Very rarely do gods in vidya do anything that seems outside of the scope of 'mundane' magic.

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>>324240126
Prove monothiesm makes any more sense than polythiesm.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

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>demon who controls lesser demons is called a warlock
>not beastmaster
Imagine if a game had demon warlocks who practice earthen druid magic and summon bears and hawks.

>>324240375
Wouldn't that just be a summoner

>>324238493
i don't see the problem. I always thought gods are part of fantasy.

>>324240272
>alien tries to explain by demonstrating perfectly ordinary star ship capabilities
>previously skeptical people are now absolutely convinced in the Picard's divinity

>>324240359
Define "proof".

>inb4 proof is proof

>>324239950
Spawn is shit

>>324240375
What game does that? If they're a human or not-demon they're a Warlock, if they're a demon that controls other demons, they're an Arch-Demon or some other sort of title ("Prince", "Duke", "Lord", whatever)

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>Final boss isn't a god
>Retards call it a god anyway so they can pretend it's a cliché

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>Fantasy religion
>The god is called "creator" or "maker" or something equally inspired.
>It's just Christianity by a different name.

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>>324240546
These niggas for example.

>>324238641

What emotion does this image convey?

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>game that promises vast space travel
>characters realize they're just characters in a video game

>>324240654
silly-smug-humor and laughter

>>324240654
Fanatical elation at the impending coming of the Master

gods re fantasy

>>324239141
oh lawd is that some sody?

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>>324238731
>meet god
>kill god
>now everyone is atheist

>>324240359
more convenient.

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>enter a tomb that was sealed for centuries
>destroy ancient undead enemies
>they drop relevant currency

>>324238493
>the planet is totally not earth or anything
>its name is Gaia or Terra
or both

>>324238771
SS was so dumb.

WHY WERE RUPEES SO BIG?

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>bullets do significantly less damage than swords

>Being is super powerful but the game never outright explains his origins
Love this shit

>>324241210
>torches are lit
>there are massive skylights in the tomb that would undoubtedly be visible from the surface but are not

>>324239615
>game has dragons at all

also, fuck dinosaurs. what are you, 12?

>>324240316
Most of the time dragons are portrayed as far too intelligent not to realize that if they don't curb other civilizations, they will continue to develop more and more dangerous weapons to finally be able to successfully kill the winged monsters that are clearly their predators. I'm saying, that they would never have been allowed, or been capable of developing to ever challenge them. In such a fantasy world, logically dragons would end up like us in our world, with zero competition because nothing else is able to reach the proper condition to evolve beyond animal intellect.

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>People are distrustful of magic users
>Literally everyone can cast the flames spell, in addition to whatever inherently magic racial abilities they possess

Elder Scrolls lore is such hot garbage

>>324241220
How doesn't that make sense? A bullet is small, it'll make a small hole through you. A sword will fucking rip you open.

>>324241431
>section of the D&D campaign carefully details how a host of poltergeists and assorted lesser spirits are bound to the Dungeon
>they go out at night to steal gold and treasure from the surrounding human settlements, details the distance the spirits can travel
>also lists how long it takes for them to restock the coffers, relight candles, and keep the grounds "sufficiently intimidating, but not outright tatterdemalion"
>characters who use Jaunt (spirit walk, basically) to pass through walls run the risk of having their things pilfered by the spirits

I love lampshade hanging

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>RPG
>Monsters just happen to be progressively stronger in the exact order of locations you'll travel to

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>>324241587
Bullets are pretty powerful, having a hole put through you is just as bad as having a gash in your side

>>324241561

I think it's the difference between tolerating something for practicality, versus being rightly suspicious of people seeking great power (and who inevitably bring daedra flavored disaster down upon themselves and those around them)

>>324241858
Bullets are more likely to penetrate, but if they both penetrate, the sword will do more damage
A bullet to the hand means a hole in the hand, maybe losing a finger if you're unlucky
A sword to the hand means no more hand

>>324238493
>he hasn't replaced oh my god with oh my gods yet
jesus christ anon, get your shit together.

>>324241818
duh? you generally start in some village, why would they settle right outside the gates of hell

>>324242130
You often end up visiting other regular villages who somehow are surrounded by powerful enemies for no reason other than you go there later in the game.

>>324238731
That's because gods in JRPGs are little shits you can beat up. Japs are so beta even their gods are weak.

>>324242027
If you're talking about severing extremities sure, but that doesn't really apply to RPGs

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>Hyped up super powerful NPC that puts your LV15 party to shame
>He joins you
>LV13

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>pokemon fan game
>oh my arceus

>>324239524
>asking dead people why they sleep so much

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>>324242464
On a similar note,
>every party member is at the same level
>fight a difficult boss
>one party member runs out of HP just before I win the battle
>get a shitload of exp
>seriously consider resetting, meaning I have to fight the hard boss again, just for the chance of winning with everyone alive

>>324242464
you crippled him.

>>324241818
I'm glad Xeno X put decent balance on that.

>>324241561
>people are distrustful of murderers
>literally anyone can beat another person to death, in addition to using whatever sharp objects are lying around
Just because you CAN do it doesn't mean it's right to.

>>324242093
jesus christs*

>>324239270
>you can't go wrong

>>324238880
>Animals that exist in our world have stupid names
>e.g. sheep is shep , rabbit is bun

>>324238731
Atheist means lack of belief. If you empirically meet something, then it is not a question of belief. If you only believe in God due to empirical evidence, in at least Christian tradition you are an atheist = a disbeliever.

>>324241220
CRAWL OUT THROUGH THE FALLOUT

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>Have to shit
>Suddenly fart comes along
>Have to take the risk

>>324240594
> Implied to have a strong and opressive social control
> MC can act 100% freely, never have his murders investigated. Even if the church does something as little as investigate the MCs morality, theyre shown to be hypocritical, petty and evil.

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>>324238493
> every time a character wants to refer to anything, he uses "aught"

>>324242464
> New membdrs join paty at roughly the same level as you
> Theyre buils horribly
Do devs not understand their own game or do they think that having +mine disarming in a combat game is worth it?

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>"with all due respect..."
>proceeds to disrespect

>character uses figures of speech replacing any real-world reference with alien/fantastic counterparts
Fucking minotaurshit.

>>324241561
It's the same as being distrustful towards people who are really good at swinging sword despite everyone being able to pick a weapon up. It's mostly born of fear.

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>>324241438
>this nigga doesn't like dinosaurs
who touched you the wrong way to make you such a sourpuss?

>>324240606
These niggas don't summon shit though.
http://classic.battle.net/war3/neutral/eredarwarlock.shtml

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>>324244731
>Still no game where it's war between Dragons and Dinosaurs.

>>324242306
And what's wrong with that? Would you be rather if you had to travel several minutes from the quest hub every time to kill some bears?

>>324245007
You can ride Triceratops into battle in King of Dragon Pass and dragonewts are one of your enemies. But sadly that's it.

>>324239135
>All the Ye Olde English in Dragon's Dogma
I'm so conflicted with it, I'm just sick of hearing "'Tis" and "Thy".

>>324240359
There can be only one absolute

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>fantasy RPG
>rules of magic and the limits of magic never fully explained
>everything is magic
>everyone can do magic
>magic everywhere
>entire game universe is one big silly fairytale cartoon in which nothing is explained because I aint gotta explain shit, its magic

>>324242468
That one right there is a one way express ticket to cringe town for me, as soon as it happens it alerts me to the fact that the rest of it will be utter trash. It has never been wrong either.

>>324245718
Gods in polytheistic religions are not absolutes, just forces governing certain aspects. And usually massive perverts.

>>324240349
Magic exists. Kihihihihi

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>>324245007
>implying
It's more the case of "weredinosaur mutants vs zombies n demons vs aztecs with da vinci wondertech vs mahoushoujos with dragons" but still.

>>324240349
>Battler
>Kyle Hyde

My melatonin-enriched man

>>324241210
>Gold
>Not always relevant

>>324245831
Well, that only means that there's the absolute, and you have no fucking reason to serve anyone but it.

>>324246118
Where's your proof for the existence of some kind of absolute?

>>324246165
And silence.

Another easy victory for Atheism.

>>324246165
Simple addition you learned in Kindergarten.

>>324241087
Darwin the game when

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>fantasy world
>the spoken language is English

>>324246816
It's literally the best language ever.

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>fantasy game/fire magic exists
>no forest fires or wildfires

>>324247202
>a giant pile of foreign words and exceptions held together with duct tape

>>324247316
Literally flawless.

>fantasy world
>you need to learn a new, fictional language to understand anything people say in the game

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>gold exists in game
>cork & glue are rare, precious commodities

>>324240359
Prove you're not a disgusting lard ass IRL, you faggot.

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>>324247436
Fucking Elderscrolls.

>>324239586
FF12 was fuckin fantastic about that
Top notch localization

>>324246816
in japans fantasy settings every one speaks Japanese

>>324243993
P R A Y
R
A
Y

>>324238968
>0 Damage from magic if you're an atheist
Magic confirmed for a product of the collective imagination

>>324247784
Final Fantasy Tactics was the shit.

>>324238971
>>324238493
well nerds, what should the characters say then?

>>324247984
WOOOOOOOOW

>>324247984
Holy moly

>>324238971
>by the nine!
felt natural in elder scrolls games.

saying "oh my gods" feels way to awkward. why say that? It's taking the "oh my god" cliche and just putting "gods" instead of just god, its like the writers are throwing it in your face 'look how different our world is!' when they don't have enough creativity to make their game unique enough to really pull you in to the world and make it seem believable, they just take a well known cliche and change the grammar to fit the world and it comes out awkward.

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>>324238493
>fantasy rpg
>character says "geez louise!"

>>324241210
I WANNA FUCK THAT RABBIT

>>324248754
does by the gods sound less awkward to you

I'm pretty sure that's the more commonly used version anyway

>>324241210
I want to fuck that rabbit.

>By the Bionis
>By the 12

Can't think of any more.

>>324251608
Protoss say "Gods" frequently

So do Fire Emblem characters (which is weird because it seems like they only worship Naga)

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>>324240594
>in the English dub it's "Maker"
>in the japanese dub it's "God"

>>324248754
>nine
>not eight
I'd make sure there is no evidence of Talos worship in your home if I were you.

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>>324240349
>witches
>existing

>>324240606
>calling eredar "demons"
get your lore straight faggot

>>324252843
>Eredar aren't demons
?????

>>324247984

:o

>>324239615
I still dont get das lore.

Also all the lore videos are cringe shit. Cant they explain things with a normal voice?

>>324238493
>RPG with fantasy setting
>NPCS say words like "fuck" and "shit"

Don't know why, but this triggers my autism like crazy.

>>324252913
http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Eredar
>literally the first fucking line
they are aliens, not demons

>>324253538
go to the next section and it says Sargeras turned them into demons like 4 times

>>324253528
>Dragon Age series

>>324252843
Illidan: ARE THERE DEMONS NEARBY?

>>324253761
Me: no

>>324253874
I didn't realize your OC was cannon, don't they refer to Kil'jaeden and Magnoroth as demons?

>>324246089
>with the current stamp

>>324254260
Mannoroth is a demon (Pit Lord), Kil'Jaeden is not (Eredar)

>>324254620
>Mannoroth is a demon (Pit Lord), Kil'Jaeden is not (Eredar)
see
>>324253675
you shitposting idiot

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>>324254852
>>324254620

>>324245718
>>324246118
Akhenaton pls go.

>>324240735
knowing that reference, you made me kek

>>324239381
Sleep tight, Great Old Ones!

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>>324240178
>Best girl falls in love with the worst character
>fortunately he wasn't real to begin with

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Non-historical setting
>Nice going, Einstein!

>Molotov cocktail

>That there is the real McCoy!

>Smooth moves, ex-lax!

>>324238984

Most of it is crystals - this was even explained in detail in the first game, but became diluted in later additions.

>>324242441
thats because they have multiple gods with multiple roles thus, not any individual god could be all powerful. think like greek gods.

>>324245007
Spyro: Ripto's Rage

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>finding food in a treasure chest

>the wilderness is so hostile you risk your life traversing it. How is any trade or farming conducted

>No farms in the countryside. What do people eat

>Town guards are level 50. Monster threatening to destroy village is level 10.

>Villain wants to destroy the world because he's sad

>Heroes want to save the world because that's where their friends live

>>324240121
>protag has amnesia
>he gets his memories back from sleeping and swapping spit with the love interest

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>>324239135
I fucking love how the narrator talks in Darkest Dungeon.

>>324251929
If the dubbers are trying to get the voice accurate to the lip movements it works because the Japanese word for "God" is "Kami" which has as many syllables as "Maker"

>>324256184
>Heroes want to save the world because that's where their friends live
Sounds pretty reasonable desu

>>324239381
Well, if Ace Combat has taught me anything is that CUM HISTORIA dictates for an ancient evil to REVELAT IPSUM, it'll rain death and destruction upon the land and then take a nap.

>>324256184
>people settle around a undetonated nuke

>>324246035
So he's tired?

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>>324242464
>Hyped up super powerful NPC that puts your LV15 party to shame
>He joins you
>LV20
>he doesn't gain any EXP in battle

>>324253250
"In the beginning, everyone was zombies. Some dudes got juiced up on fire and fucked the dragons with soul steroids. After that a manlet fucked off to do his own thing and accidentally a humanity."

>>324241474
Why are double negatives so popular now? They've always been around, but people can't NOT use them for some reason.

>>324247436
>fantasy language
>it's just an English cipher language

>RPG fantasy setting
>PICK A GOD AND PRAY

>Huge epic final battle ala lord of the rings
>King makes his speech
>Your army is only 10 guys
Fucking Oblivion

>>324256706
>visit site because waiting for food and nothing better to do
>it's a haven for pedofags

Well, no suprises there.

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>exploring an ancient tomb or dungeon that has been undisturbed for centuries
>find a bottle of milk in a sarcophagus
>drink it and get poisoned status

>RPG with a medieval fantasy setting
>"He is a fascist!"

>>324256706
kill yourself my man

>>324257003
>the hordes of enemies is only about 13 guys

>>324247436
>everyone speaks a fantasy language
>the characters speak english so that the player can understand but they are really speaking the fantasy language

>>324257119
What game

>>324256184
>villain thinks the only way to save humanity is by killing everyone
>town guards run away from everything in sight
>in a fantastical setting of magic and monsters, people are skeptical about anything

>>324238493
>Mfw you are the bad guy

>>324238493
>JRPG
>protagonists use slang
>antagonist speaks with a light Shakespearean dialect

>>324238493

>tumblr show threads

>Monsters drop gold out the wazoo
>Poor people still exist

> JRPG
> Antagonist did nothing wrong.

>>324257481
D&P

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>>324242027

>>324247316
It's the duck tape that causes exceptions and inconsistencies. English rules is an oxymoron. Fucking Latin

>>324256706
nobody cares
it's probably full of CP and shit

i will probably go there from time to time

>>324238493
>JRPG
>every character has it's own accent and way of talking
>there are like 40 chqaracters

>>324239135
>I've never played an RPG with writing done well
End yourself casual faggot

don't criticize the genre if you know nothing but the shit-tier games in it

>>324242468
This bothers me because the games made it very clear that only Sinnoh believes in Arceus being a creator deity.

>>324256184
>Villain wants to destroy the world because his waifu is with someone else and there is nothing to live for

That's actually pretty reasonable.

>>324244261
that's real thing though. You say is specifically to mark you strongly disagree, but you know your place and won't disobey.

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>>324258005
>there are 10 voice actors

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>>324238493
>Enemy is a horse or horse based
>if you stand behind him he gets on his front legs and kicks you with his back legs

Everytime

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>>324258190
>the game has no voice acting
>every accent is done in the text

>>324258372
Wow, that's a cute girl. What's she from?

>rpg game
>protagonists and rest of party are teens
>medieval setting
>the big bads all have dark style
>plot is to "save the world"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQdd_rYAiyQ

>>324258534
>girl
>she

>>324241587
from 1 to 10
what's your autism level?

>>324258372
>draw a girl.
>give her a dick.

Ruined it for me.

>>324258931
>not liking succubus (male)
what are you? gay?

>>324259023
No, and that's why I hate it.

>>324239141
Sauce?

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>yuropoor game
>G*d isn't censored

>>324259187
theres no way that butterface is 18

>>324259145
wow, such shit taste should be punishable

>>324259023
>succubus (male)
wouldn't that be an incubus?

>>324259565
>no because incubuses give the D, succubuses take it
t. hentai authors

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>>324259309
Traps are trash, you are the gay.

>>324251685
PICK A GOD AND PRAY

>>324259296
you underestimate Anglo countries, friend

>>324256113
Mah nigga

>>324256475
CONTINUE THE ONSLAUGHT

>>324247436
FFX

>>324259695
keep telling that to yourself and someday it'll be true :^)

hint:it will not

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>>324260467
My favourite is
CONFIDENCE SURGES AS THE ENEMY CRUMBLES

>In Japan the creator of all life is Jehova
>In America it's YHVH