I can spell retard. Learn to use commas, retard.
Where is scarflards scarf? Did he mistake if for a fruit rollup or something?
>tfw they changed the fried rice recipe somehow and now its gross
>Mang0 v/s Plup with Scar+Toph
>PewFat lovers' final battle with Phil+HMW
>can't hear both at the same time
What do D:
Alex also beat Silentwolf, he was actually playing really well this tournament (compared to how he usually does), only lost to Axe and Duck as well which are perfectly respectable losses
you've gone and made me hard. what are you gonna do about it, anon?
>Faggots so butthurt their melee-only thread died they try to kill Genesis threads
scar and toph are reddit incarnate tbhfam
How would you know if you didn't check the archive for it? Why would you go to the archive for a thread like that anyway?
This is FAR from over you fucking sacks of shit. Mangonation will rise once again. Our boy Mang0 is going to kill all these scrubs on his way to the championship and there is nothing you faggots can do about it. Then he will go home and fuck his 10/10 gf on stream for all of us to watch and admire in celebration. Expect a huge Mang0 comeback. I guaranFUCKINGtee it.
FUCK LEFFEN THE FUCCBOI!
USA USA USA USA
I do. He's entertaining whether he's winning or losing.
HERE WE GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
HE'S GONNA BREAK THE GAME AGAIN
What's he gonna do? CRY him to death?
I do because
I actually like Leffen, especially more than Mango
I'm feeling lolidom tonight so I will.
leffen/chillin was one of the greatest things ever from start to finish
>Ice finally making top 8
you niggas have no idea how fucking happy I am right now
The only thing that could be better would be Chillin actually beating Leffen
but we know that will never happen
Anyone else want to see abate get bodied to his call out video will become a meme?
>have to hear Vish's high pitched girly laugh throughout the entire salty suite
Luigi is the most satisfying character to play in the game.
it's the most annoying character to play against
if you main luigi then remember that nobody likes playing against you
i'd rather play against fox only for the rest of my life if that means not playing against a luigi ever again
>MFW all these mongoloids calling hbox reddit
hbox is the antithesis of reddit
reddit hates him
shouldn't you be sucking Capcom's cock?
LMAO. they can't say nigga
The original salty suite, at apex 2014, was filled with shit talk. Good and bad.
There was real salt in the air.
After that successful event however they have forced a salty suite at every tournament, this is probably the second worst (the worst being apex 2015)
Just giving Johnny some hope, anon
i really liked apex 2015, despite it being at 4:00 am for me. I thought the winners and grand finals were hype, especially compared to the rest of 2015.
That was entertaining, but if you saw the other salty suite matches it was nothing but forced memes and cringe worthy shit talk.
>those epic shots fired
>those two fucktards arguing about sexism in relation to Falcon being a crowd favorite and sexism in general in Smash
Abates facial expressions are hilarious
He literally says "ya" whenever Luigi wavedashes
and that's how it still is, really
in other tournaments the salty suite isn't normally a scheduled event; it's just a stream broadcasted by people who didn't want to be eliminated so fast but still want to play
is there a more smug gif than that?
Looks like it. This shit needs to be retired, the Melee scene is way too nice now.
Hell, the Smash 4 scene would have pulled off a better salty suit. The Genesis team literally had to ask Abate to star in a trailer when he probably didn't give a shit and neither did S2J.
>gotta leave quickly
Of course. All the fucking time with these venues.
That moment when there's no more salty suite and there's been two huge trailers revolving around the said suite
>only one match played at the G3 salty suite
>still more entertaining than the entire Evo 2015 salty suite
I would like to have Wizzy kneel in front of me and take my cock into her mouth while I hold onto her hair and fuck her face till her slobber runs down her chin and tears down her cheeks as she chokes on my dick then gags my cum down her throat.
I don't know anything that goes on in this scene, who the fuck any of these guys are, what the fuck they're doing in the game and what the stakes are.
But I do know I wanna fuck that long haired kid with the glasses.
He plays everybody but obviously only a few are shown for the sake of competition.
The only actual salt in these salty suites were Chillin and Leffen and maybe Leffen and SFAT. Salty suites have always been glorified exhibitions.
I honestly wish they'd just stop calling them salty suites.
Leffen and SFAT was just a money match.
APEX 2014 Salty Suite was godlike. Had actual salt. The first $1000 money match with a random getting fucked by Tafokints because Tafokints didn't rank him.
its cause back in the day, there was actual beef between smashers.
after 15 years of playing together that shit stops really mattering until someone like leffen comes along and stirs the pot.
You'd pop off too if you won a game against your matchup at such high-level play.
S2J Abate showmatch back from the invisible ceiling glitch that lost S2J top 8. It happened, S2J won 4-2
Other was Hugs and Nintendude based on twitter drama of Hugs saying Nintendude can only win by wobbling. Nintendude wanted a $100 money match but Hugs would only agree if wobbling was allowed. This is the match with actual salt and got cut because Nintendude is actually doing good and is still playing, leading to time constraints cancelling it
It's kind of lame, I mean yeah its allowed, but fuck if its just a grab and poor programming from then on out.
>implying Marth's long fucking grab isn't poor programming
Melee is full of jank shit like this. It's fitting. Wobbling isn't broken, so why can't it be Ice Climbers's thing like how the shine is Fox's ridiculously good tool against the rest of the cast?