>draw a bimbo
>call it a space bounty hunter
Why do devs keep doing this?
Because girls don't have to be ugly.
Samus was only BLACKED by Higgs. Otherwise pure.
Did i hear you say something you newshit?
You need at least 2 years of lurking before you are allowed to post. So you better contain yourself. And dont you dare reply to me, little shit.
Look you little fuck. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr bullshit on /v/, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how retarded the psyche of your being is. Sure you're anonymous, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent faggot who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".
For the record, get the fuck off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.
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Snake has never been canonically BLACKED
I want to be Samus' love slave and live on her ship and clean and tidy it and have dinner cooked for her when she gets done hunting for the day and give her a back massage while she tells me about her day and make her feel comfortable.
That isn't a cheat code, that is a regular in game method that was programmed into the game intentionally so you could play it like that, the devs specifically made sprites for her to be played through regular play like that, it is 100% canon,
Nice false equivalence to a fucking fan mod you dumb cunt
>cheat code option
You do know that's not a cheat code right? Justin Bailey is a normal password that starts you off in Metroid's "2nd Quest" where Samus is armorless. Its part of the game. Once you beat the game, if you wait till the credits are over and start a new game its armorless Samus.
>None of the ones ITT are bimbos though
He confused Samus's love for BBC as general lust.
>after Samus destroyed the Pirate fortress on Zebes, she went to another, completely identical Pirate fortress, this time in nothing but her underwear
>this is canon
Also "cheat code" isn't mutually exclusive with "intentionally programmed in" you dumbasses. Hundreds of games have cheat code options built into them without needed any kind of third-party software or hardware; that doesn't make it fucking canon that Megaman has a button that turns him invincible.
Don't break my heart! I just want to be her space housewife and have happy sex with her sometimes when she's in the mood, but only when she feels like it, I wouldn't be a slut and ask for it all the time!
This is the original Samus sprite.
IT WORKED THEN AND IT WORKS NOW
>Nintendo signed off on this figure and said it was okay.
Fuck this life.
>the only figurines I could afford to buy are either shitty and low quality or of characters I don't give a shit about
>something like a beautiful Zero Suit Samus is like $200 or some shit
Why does it have to be so much for a lump of plastic?
Actually that's half true.
If you spend a lot of time on the upkeep of looking attractive, you don't have much time for learning how to be badass.
And conversely if you spend a lot of time learning how to be badass, your looks are going to suffer.
Genetics, man. You can be an attractive person even if you are a soldier, for example. Attractive face with minimal care can exist. Of course this would be very rare and there would be very few examples, but still exist.
Not really. The process of becoming a soldier will destroy your face via sweating, dirt, grease and not being able to take proper care of it.
Personally I've never seen an attractive female soldier. Ever.
>fictional heroes who do awesome things can't be sexy or attractive
you all are fucking retarded
Its not even that rare. Usually more good looking people have better gentics, so they will also be superior in athletics and intelligence. Just look at UFC for exemple, those girls take much more of a beating on their face than any soldier, and they look good.
theres a difference between sexy and sexualized
granted, i dont think samus is sexualized in any of the games she appears in, only sexy.
that said, her series is pretty dead and other m did a number to her character, which is why all samus is known for nowadays is her latex suit
Cause people didnt get triggered when ZZS popped up on Zero Mission and Smash Bros Brawl
>Samus being turned into a sex object barbie is the one time that game devs are legit sexist
>Literally none of the feminazi wackjobs complain about it
>Sarah Kerrigan is one of the few good examples of a strong, well written female character
>no one who cares about that type of thing will ever play Brood War or even SC2
don't look for logic in their actions
I bet Samus let all the Nintendo boys pass her around
>Get called a bounty hunter
>Never actually do any bounty hunting
>Samus used to be all about the tits
>Now she's an ass character
SHE DIDN'T USED TO BE THIS WAY
FUCK YOU SAKURAI
>Samus used to be all about the tits
What? She used to be a strong female character. Now she's a slut. That's it. She was never portrayed as a titties-in-your-face character. Or having exceptionally huge tits. I can think of one or two unofficial art pieces but that's it.
Because it rrrrraaaaawks my caaaawk.
Sakamoto's a fucking hero, why do people hate him again?
i prefer taking brown girls and making them nazis the tumblr asshurt is delectable desu
>Team Ninja collaboration was originally going to continue with Samus photo shoot game following Other M, if it hadn't bombed
I'd award that honor to Mai Shiranui, but Samus belongs on the vidya T&A pantheon
Other M literally destroyed this character's reputation.
Not the series itself. Just the ability for people to take Samus seriously as anything other than fapbait. Even smash only allows Zero Suit to shine.
Does she really rank up there compared to anime?
I want Samus to step on my dick!! I want to hear her laugh at my pathetic premature ejaculations!!!!
Is that Korra? Holy shit, this is so insanely distasteful that I love it. Something about unbridled disrespect gets me off.
Are there more example of stuff like this being done to brown girls?
How far the mighty have fallen.
>Samus: Photo Shoot was reported to use the Wii Remote in a variety of activities with Samus Aran, such as aiming a camera to take photos, rub sunscreen on the focal character's body in a variety of bikinis and bathing suits, and petting her in a variety of places.
Did you take this picture Adam? Don't lie now.
I'm sure Samus is pleased to be serving such a capable man nightly, as any normal woman would.
I wasn't referring to that, I ignore Other M like any other sane person. But the aesthetic changes from it seem to have been canonized.
Her eye, nose and general face structure. She looks like half or quarter asian through certain features. Whereas prime gave us a more generic person who could believably possess blonde genes.
>have this figure
>baby metroid doesn't fit in the stand slot
I think whitewashing is a fetish for mine. But I have no idea where to find more.
As someone with a huge bimbo fetish, I'm irritated when people call Samus a bimbo because she's nothing like one unless your definition of a bimbo starts and ends with
Whens original samus coming back?
She was the best
Of course all blondes are bimbos. Why would you think otherwise?
>Make up a personality/look/backstory for a character who has never had these things canonically defined because they don't matter to the gameplay
>Push your made up ideas about the character on your peers until they believe you
>Throw a shitfit when the original creators of the character define her to be different from your made up ideas
Why do idiot fanboys keep doing this?
Are you sure?..
I think I will leave then...
I can easily unban myself, don't worry about it ~
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I'm fully aware that this is bait but some people really do have a problem with her appearance, and I just have to ask those people why a woman cannot simultaneously be a space bounty hunter badass AND be conventionally attractive.
And you can only do one thing..
stroke that cock
>tfw this is the only Samus pic that does something to me
It feels great.
I want Samus to have her way with me
My understanding is as follows
>Badass who's also hot
>Hottie who's also a badass
even though they are the same thing, one is bad and the other is acceptable
Greater minds than mine have gone insane trying to figure out a logical standard for this kind of stuff, but nothing ever sticks, the rules are always changing.
Don't you dare to stop, keep going as fast as you can ~
Keep going anon, stroke your cock until you can't hold anymore and cum for mommy
She's not a bimbo.
She's an empowered woman.
>Why is Zero Mission so LEWD?
It's natural to be attracted to perfection.
C'mon anon, cum for your mommy, all over her ass and make a mess ~
I love how you can tell the artist started off trying to make a commentary about how it's not cool to sexualize strong, independent women, but ended up revealing that that's actually his fetish.
I have a counter request. Are there any good consensual doujins? Rape bores me now....
No, Just tired of rape, I thought i made that clear. People get tired of stuff if their exposed to it long enough.
>implying moral fags would read rape doujins in the first place
The unspeakable things I would do to Samus
Now you sound like a good boy!
how about you start stroking that cock for me? ~
Go fast my dear, stroke your cock fast! and don't try to hold your cum, just make a mess honey ~
Mistress? I wonder if you know who I am...
If you can't hold much longer, grab your cock and stroke fast! do it faster anon, don't hold anymore and just make a mess for your mommy ~
Oh gosh.. that sounds perfect ~
C'mon! stop making excuses and stroke your cock, FAST for me, you want it, don't you? ~
C'mon my dear, keep stroking that fat cock for me, don't stop until you explode and make a mess for mommy ~
Did you edit that anon, 'cos it sucks.
Because what Sakamoto came up with is a giant reeking pile of shit that came from a game that was also a giant reeking pile of shit that should've just been forgotten about in 2 months.
She was plenty attractive pre-Zero Suit though.
Its just since she's been constantly gussied up, between the full body latex suit, the high heels, the beauty mark, and then the rotten cherry on top that was her entire characterization in Other M, and it just leaves a terrible taste in my mouth.
It doesn't help that most artists don't even draw her in anything but the Zero Suit now.