If a real life Moral Kombat happened who would be Earthrealm's fighters?
Donald trump after saturating his body with nanomachines.
Step aside Johnny Boy.
I'm the one who will defend earthrealm
Moral Kombat when?
The real answer is clear.
>This is how they get out of their financial crisis
For a second I thought that was a typo and you meant DSP
Chris-chan's antics at actual Mortal Kombat could be hilarious
Imagine him hitting on every woman in the tournament, only to catch an eye of Baraka, because he reminds him of Tarkatan women
>dude plays a game better and wins
>everything he does is perfectly in the ruleset of the game
>HURR HE BAD XDDD
You could attack the ruleset of boxing and say its badly designed. But you never blame the better player/competitor for actually winning a match with legitimate tactics, that are within the allowed ruleset.
Alternatively, he drags Little Mac's body in from off screen and beats you to death with him whilst Coach cries and eats a candy bar
So she gets kidnapped later and John Cena has to save her?
Mileena is best girl.
Her death was a minor setback
>Guy abuses the rules of boxing
>thinks this would make him perfect for Mortal fucking Kombat
He'd be dead in seconds. You should actually pay attention to the topic of the thread in future.
Have you ever seen Floyd's Olympic fights as a younging? Man... people like you that don't know shit about sports piss me off.
Floyd is a boxer. Not a fighter. That's the point, you dumb cunt. He's a tiny little manlet that knows how to box. Throw him in the ring against Shao Kahn and how will he fare? Faggots like you that learn all they know about sports from the brief moments they spend on /sp/ and then go around spouting this shit off like you're some kind of fucking sports guru are boring as fuck. We're not talking about sports. We're talking about Mortal Kombat.
>some russian gangster who learned krav maga from israelis.
Right, I forgot MK had that. Lol that would piss off Shang Tsung so much.
But now you can kiss her!
> its like she visited a plastic surgeon between 9 and 10
She probably used magic, even the comic suddenly changes her look after the timeskip.
I like the way you think.
I want to nut in Mileena's ass.
Remember when Raiden stepped in the wrong neighborhood?
She's so salty in MKX like goddamn lady.
Dwayne's a pretty big ass kisser
Obviously it would be Oyster who would save us.
>Literally no atheists
>Literally no liberals
>Literally no politicians (except Putin)
>mfw Moral Combat
Boss of The Gym
That's all we need