There isn't a single video game character more badass than this.
But anon, she's a canon softy that's scared of ghosts, despite the fact that she's half phantom and her mistress is a ghost.
>Muh edgy white haired samurai waifu
Fuck off, youmufags are the worst scum
Liking Youmu or really 90% touhou makes you a hebe or ephebophile at least
>Muh 500-year-old little vampire girl
She has no feats, no kills, and no victories
She's a dork
On one hand, she's quite capable to be able to survive in a land where most people of her age and category would be considered food; but I don't think badass really describes her. I mean, she's more someone that can use a sword really well and knows a few magic tricks.
She can also move really fucking fast.
Are there any games where a girl like Youmu is the main protagonist/deuologist?
Yeah, her face is pretty soft now.
I am just demonstrating how so she is and how nice it would be to cuddle with her.
Kosuzu, she's a normal human girl with no powers.
Oldie but goodie. I think it may have recently been re-released on the vita or something, I don't keep up with news much.
Nice. She looks up my alley too.
I was hoping the maid would be but whatever.
I can try her second. I like her purple hair.
>Ringo, though it wouldn't be rape just trade sex for candies
Maybe she wants you to Mg Mg her, in the first place.
>unsure if to lewd Youmu or daughteru
>unsure if to lewd Suika or drinking buddyu
>majority of the Touhou fanbase
>participating in the canon
>Aya is possibly the strongest 2hu
>this is your average Touhou poster on /v/
I came here to laugh at you
I bet an oni's pussy has strong muscles
You better get a drinking buddy other than getting your dick destroyed
>The only one to ever arrest Reimu for her horrible horrible crimes
Are you SURE?
But why do the mods like these threads? What kinds of twisted minds are we dealing with here? Have the years of moderation 4chan eroded their minds? The poor souls lost to the chemical degradation of their minds. Hot Pockets are literally to blame for these threads. It might be time to contact Nestle.
She obliterates all the heat energy in a given space and the sudden physiological change causes water nearby to condense and freeze.
Though her Perfect Freeze card also implies she has the power to eliminate Kinetic and possibly other forms of energy as well.
In other words, Cirno is eventually going to cause the heat-death of the universe.
Here's a (You) mu for (You)
All of you scrubs know jack shit
ZUN is the best Touhou
Just look at him
His shiny black hair
His sexy glasses
THAT SEXY CAP HOLY SHIITTT
If you disagree with ZUN being the best touhou I assume you are a tasteless 12 year old
Well, she's the stongest isn't she?
Chireiden > Eientei > Moriya Shrine > Scarlet Mansion > Human Village > Great Mausoleum > Myouren Temple > Hakugyokurou > Shining Needle Castle > Hell > Heaven > Lunar Capital > Hakurei Shrine > Forest of Magic
Why do Youmufags ruin literally everything they touch?
Just take a look at this mess
youmu sucks the only redeeming factor is that her theme is cool, but that's it
pic related is much more badass
Satori is actually the strongest 2hu, she can read the enemy's mind so she can dodge every attack and copy the attacks, she only pretended to lose because she got bored
The canon ending is Legacy with nomiss though
Then why are they using spellcards then?
Just like the others said, it's most likely the result of someone upstairs failing to 1cc LoLK for the umpteenth time and taking it out on us.
Honestly, the only option is to roll with the punches until they get bored. It's going to happen, trust me.
You could probably talk Kogasa into doing it
>I suck at game
>therefore I shitpost on /v/
What kind of logic is this?
Typically, if you kill a bunch of people and say it's your job despite the fact that you're unemployed, it means you're a serial killer.
Is this your first week here? I suggest going to reddit if you want 100% serious discussion all the time.
I'm glad you liked my list.
>tfw I don't even remember the names of the prismrivers
>wanting Suika when you could have an overprotective oni who gets you drunk and regularly carts you off to her rape cave
Don't worry you can have her back when I'm done, who would want a clingy depressed umbrella anyway?
I guess the jani really hates Sagume
Junko is the best one
You can't outsmart her.
She has a boat.
Suika offers me conflicting options. Yuugi offers no options. There's only one route for me that I will willingly take:
a romantic dinner, an adventurous and fun outing, and passionate skin-on-skin relations under the sheet
My interest in Touhou waned post-UFO, but I still check for new fanart of Patchouli at least on a weekly basis.
What does that say about me?
how does having a boat make you smarter?
>wait for a gameplay thread
just wait for it
How do you measure the quality of the thread?
got a problem cute girls mister whale hunter?
I am mostly a lurker and actually dislike when fanartist go overboard with plump on Patchouli.
Let's just skip to the chase and make one now.
So, go make one please. I'd do it myself but I'm currently on a shitty connection that craps itself if I try to post anything with a picture.
Breasts are the reverse of sexy.
>My interest in Touhou waned post-UFO
I like my rabbit meat nice and juicy. You can keep your wash board.
>Do you hate videogames
Where da vidya at, anon? Where is it?
Enjoy being turned into hamburger.
you can keep raisin. id rather get a lucky rabbit than a shitty one
Janitors, mods, please stop eating Hot Pockets. They're bad for your brain chemistry. Threads like this are brought to us in part by:
Nestlé. The Future Overlords of 4chan.org.
>Nintoddlers and Xniggers will NEVER EVER get Adventures of Scarlet Curiosity on 60fps
holy shit, someone else remembers orin
Maybe Rumia will turn everyone blind to the sexiness of flatness into burgers instead. What then?
Considering Xanadu is actually the strongest, even according to ZUN. After all, she's the freaking Yama, and every other character is scared shitless by her, including Yukari.
how to git gud at soku?
would it help a lot if i use a controller instead of keyboard?
No Tenshi, stay out.
You're too good for this kind of thread
This is not the soku thread
>Ever thinking of using a controller
Any character essentially. Pedo-bait little girls who couldn't even swing that sword would be left as a bloody pulp by anyone older than 5 years old.
Essentially 99% of video game characters you disgusting malnourished weeb.
It means you're a weak-ass pussy-ass bitchboi.
sweet dreams doremy
wouldnt kung pao chicken be more appropriate?
>Hey Nitori, wanna eat some hamburgers? You can get yours with as much cucumber as you want
Kappa are believe they have a great relationship with humans.
Also somewhere down the line, Gensokyo's kappa evolved into dwarves. The tengu are a good enough equivalent of filthy knife-eared elves.
I would funpost a Tewi