You go around a world putting needles in the ground until

Bumpin

Your name's not important but what you do is kind of

>>324129635
Metal Gear Solid?

There you were, just minding your own bussiness enjoying your Second Amendment rights and those people just had to freak out on you.

>>324129873
Postal 2

>>324129889
Yup.

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You might have gotten off a stop early.

ayy lmao

>>324128909
...mother 3?

>>324130208
ye

>>324130196
Xcom?

>>324130323
yup

>>324128909
You're supposed to make it hard. Mother 3.

A welsh monster helps you save your dead mom's twin to save your dead mom.

An ancient evil awakens

Enemies come out of a portal and you have to kill them.

>>324130824
Half Life?

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You and a ragtag bunch of people go on a quest to save the world.

>>324129635
Hatred

>>324130824
Oblivion

You have to kill a woman you love. Along the way your enemies include a man with a long tongue, a ghost, and an old man

You run around with a sharp stick until you find a cooler, sharper stick to kill the bad guy with.

You must find out how you died but thing is you are just assuming you are dead

>>324131817
Monster Hunter?

>>324131948
Nope.

You are a mammal fighting an owl for an old book on how to steal shit

All those are pretty much "Undertale" if you think about it

You control a team of spineless soldiers trying to destroy the spineless enemy team.

it starts off like those shitty hangover movies in that you wake up without remembering anything about what happened in the last couple of days and you need to figure that out

the game ends by you killing the first person you met in the game

>>324130364
Ni No Kuni

>>324132235
Only If?

U and uour adoptive daughter fuck up the only chance at curing the zombie apocolypse

You're a clone who's purpose was to help recreate a new world and stole the originals identity in the process, the both are jerks anyways.

You just want to be left alone but then you meet some autist after a gang takes your shoes, so now you have to deal with people just to finally get some quiet.

>>324132332
nope

You find a gun

It's not a gun

You jump into paintings to save a princess.

>>324132378
mgsv{/spoiler]

it fits

>>324132503
EZ. Mario 64.

>>324130824
Orcs must die

>>324132343
Last of us?

>>324132504
Eh, not really what I was expecting but true nonetheless.

>>324132235
Fire Emblem Awakening?

>>324132486
Portal

>>324132558
Yup

>>324132691
Good job

>>324132628
nah

You yell at shit that's too easy to kill and are worshipped for it yet also hated. Also time travel and disagreements.

>>324132787
Skyrim.

Who needs plot when you have hats?

>>324132829
TF2

>>324132935
Yeah.

You're a rescue girl

You can save the world

whoa oh

People say it's like minecraft
It's not like minecraft

Way more shit
2D

You find yourself in a cave deep underground that creatures have been exiled to.

You travel through time and continuously die in hilarious ways while being abused by an insufferable kid.

>>324129635

Planescape?

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NO GF

>>324132984
Undertale
Too easy

You um uh um, hunt monsters I guess. Other people do to? And you're immortal for some reason?

>>324132978
Terraria.

>>324132984
Undertale.

Another one:

Somehow you got lucky and magically have the key to opening and sealing a magical dimensional door that evil things that can't love themselves want to get into

>>324132978
That's a nice plot

>>324133057
lol no
>>324133087
owned nerd

>>324133059
Bloodborne I guess?

>>324132978
>Terraria
>Worse than Minecraft
Ahahahahahh

>>324131656
Ape Escape

>>324133087
it was Terraria
gj

>>324131656
MGS3.

Or TPP.

>>324133180
No
But surprisingly you're close in a way

>>324133168
Mmmhmm

>>324133103
there isn't really a storyline to terraria

>>324131817
Any Zelda game

>>324131656
MGS3, definitely.
It wasn't love, more like mother and child

>>324130196
Bloodborne?

>>324133262
>MGS3
Yessir

U commit unreasonable acts of terrorism on an island because it makes you feel like a badass

>>324133329
Nope. It's a bit less literal.

>>324133270
That's the joke dingus.

aliens
never gonna be a third one

>>324133339
Just Cause

>>324130995
Any Final Fantasy game or jrpg

You are you and not the boss

>>324133331
He loved The Boss, no doubt. But yea, the way a child loves their mother

>>324128909
It's never the same time.

Also Sudoku.

>>324130756
halo 4

Something about an arm.

You try to not to die from lemons thrown at you by masketta men, in the end you lose. The higher the difficulty the easier is game

Cut off the limbs!!

>>324131817
Warrior Within, you literally start with a stick.

>>324133479
Bionic Commando

>>324133517
Nope. It's not literally a stick.

>>324133508
Dead Money?

>>324133508
dead space

You go through the seven stages of grief in order to not be obliterated by the moon.

>>324133095

Kingdom Hearts?

spooky skeleton, irrelevant bitch, faggot downs syndrome lizard and fire guy team up and kill not-down-syndrome-lizards

>>324133095
Kingdom Hearts

>>324133578
Majoras Mask

Something isn't right and you have to find out why.
You beat a bird, a bug, two rabbits, a teacher, a princess among other things along the way.

russian guys try to make you kill american, but a russian guy makes you kill russian guys

>>324133578
never played this piece of shit geam and even I know what it is

>>324133634
MW2.

>>324133543

Nope.

Two ancient civilizations are at war. One has advanced technology and is about to decimate the other. But a mystic shaman from the weaker country sacrifices the entire population of his nation to create a lovecraftian horror hellbent on destroying technology. He also creates a dream world where all the people he sacrificed live on as ghosts, then he goes crazy trying to maintain that dream and forgets he was ever human. A thousand years later people are still trying to deal with the giant monster thing.

>>324128909
You pull them out you scrub.

Life is going fine
Oops I fucked it up

cheese

Local man has very loud voice and a spiritual diet.

>>324133705
Bloodborne?

Jumpscares+QTES=horror game

Answer-Until Dawn

>>324133743
Oh fuck you're right. It's been tears since I've played it sorry

>>324133705

FFX

>>324133787
nope

you are a loading symbol
help your tribe
move stuff with god power

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>>324128909
Alright, I got a good one.

A whipped, farm bitch has to stop the nazis using the most advanced tank in the world, which was conveniently stashed in his barn.

>>324133051
Movie 3rd FUCKING WHEN

>>324133827

From Dust?

Suffering is required to evolve.

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>>324133813
yee

>>324133881
damn that was fast good job

Wtf why does hitler have two testes

you travel around worlds and kill non-believers

>>324133894
Pokemon?

>>324133839
Who is this Jizz witch

>>324133839

VP

>>324133918
Warhammer?

You make choices the entire game inside an elevator.

>>324133927
No, but you made me laugh, because that is a pretty apt description of Pokémon.

>im still alive

>>324133918

Populous: The beginning

>>324133952
Elevator: Source

You're a boogeyman coming to get the antagonist while the antagonist shits the bed.

You end up having to choose to either put out the nightlight or turn it up even brighter.

crazy furry wreaks havoc on immigrants in his hometown

>>324133705
sounds kinda like morrowind backstory desu

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you go around and basically fuck everyone's lives up because you had a bad dream, eventually fucking over the king himself by unleashing the evil he was stopping the whole time and then fly into space and beat the big bad and blow up a chunk of the moon like an asshole.

>>324133949
Ya, I don't even know how to make it harder

>>324133668
Very close.

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>Live in a village of crackheads
>Fiending for some better stuff
>Get kicked out because you accidentally tore a rift in the fabric of reality by finding some hard shit
>Decide to lay low, travel the world, see the earth
>Catch some talking Pokemangs
>420blazeit
>Mom gets cancer
>Fuck it
>Some nerdo tries to get you to stop doing what he wants you to do for no particular reason
>Accidentally save the world
>Dad is alive
>What.

>>324130824
Holy shit these dumb niggers posting replies, Doom

Let's try again:

It's not the same time. You commit sudoku in the end.

>>324130824
Hexen

>>324133580
>>324133619

Yes

You and your friend wake up in a strange world. As events progress, he becomes increasingly distant from you while chasing after some hot piece of ass but you insist on sticking together for you feel that woman is up to no good. Despite telling you to fuck off multiple times you persist and eventually the woman decides to try and kill you only to end up dead herself. By the end of it your bro he has replace you and the woman with an imaginary waifu, sickened by your remarkably clingy behavior.

>>324134007
Nope.

>>324134081
mw3

Two kids from different walks of life accidentally wind up embroiled in an idiosyncratic adventure to destroy the aristocracy.

One slave. Two decisions. Two paths, one leads to happiness and one leads to death.

>>324134224
Bioshock?

Suprise ur kind of the bad guy

>>324134138
Catherine

>>324134223
FFT

>Discover artifact
>Maybe now you and your buddies will be taken seriously
>An Ancient Evil Awakens
>You and friends go on a quest to save the galaxy from Ancient Evil

>>324134248
Try again.

You team up with lizards, zombies and crusaders to turn off a calculator.

>>324134223
Call of duty advanced warfare

>>324134224
Teaching Feeling

>>324134036
Sort of, but in morrowind the tech race creates the terrible monster (Anumidium) and kill themselves.

>>324133417
>>324134097

9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors

>>324134307
Mass Effect 1

>>324134380
Correct.

>>324134263
KotOR?

>>324134390
Nope

>>324134164

BOps actually

>>324128909
mother 3

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>>324134349
Ding dong. Got it right.

>>324130824
doom

The main character gets cucked. He looks for his gf and saves the world along the way.

From black wings, white feathers. From white eyes, black tears.

World is being invaded by ayy lmaos. Multicultural. Seasonal.

>>324133917
Sniper Elite 3?

>>324134406
Nah senpai

>>324134482
Dude Sex: Human Revolution

Some old dude wants to destroy the world below so he creates some god like things and curses people in hope that some day the cursed people will kill the god like things he created and that'll cause the world to be destroyed. Short version: dude wants to destroy world, takes forever to do it, you're a vessel

You're on board of a prisoner transport spaceship when it crashes into the worst fucking planet in the world and you need to work your way back to the surface.

>>324134280
>>324134346
nah

>>324134086
>>324134472
For laughs, I wasn't going to confirm it until every game I know of where the bad guys come out of a portal was mentioned, but yeah, it's Doom.

A tribe of niggers think you're god and you use bongos to lead said tribe of niggers to kill a tribe of niggers.

>>324134556
Terranigma

>>324134521
Yasss senpai

you kill monsters and progessively new types of monsters come then their father

The game begins with you meeting an old guy spouting lines from Shakespeare plays at every opportunity

It's the government maaaaaaan! You blow up some robots, you can leave your brother to die, and there seems to be something in the fuel system...

>>324134601
RE5 (lololol)

There's a disease spreading throughout the town and shit's fucked?

>>324134482

The Witcher games?

>>324134684
RE4?

>>324134652
Red Faction: Guerrilla?

>>324134601
Konky Dong: Jungle Beat?

>>324134684

Pathologic?

>>324134656
Nope

>>324134625
Not what I had in mind. My description could be bad though. The game I'm describing was dumb.

>>324134736
Nope

You're an illegal immigrant that has been caught by the guards, along with some rebel scum. You're gonna die but a fiery creature comes along to stop just in time. Then you save the world from darkness, and learn to scream like a bitch along the way.

>>324134684
Pathologic

Kill dudes, upgrade your legs.

>>324134768

Was it FF13?

>>324134746
Nope

>>324134786
Skyrim

destroy this castle with a da vinchi flying machine

Your dad dies so you decide to overthrow the kingdom that killed him.

>>324134816
Yes

>>324134846
Besiege.

>>324134749
>>324134805
Aye

>>324134839
Yes, correct

You kill a dragon, and then you kill yourself.

>>324134846
Wolfenstein: The New Order?

>>324134893
yep

>Beat up crazy hobos with pipes, boards, clubs, wtc
>Everyone is descending into madness
>Save the world by winning in a yelling match

You stop a giant puddle of glowing tomato soup with a falling satellite and bam, enough energy for everyone.

>>324134846
AssCreed 2.

>>324134813
MegaMan X?

>>324134910
Dragon Age: Origins

>>324134875
FFCC: My Life As A King?

>>324134880

Sweet, the Terranigma reply through my confidence off.

>>324134910
Dragon's Dogma!

Amnesiac triggers feminists by forcing his way into girls hearts to help them sing

>>324134652
Deus Ex

>>324134947
>>324134910
wrong

>>324134970
ding ding ding

A nigger serial killer and rich fag fight the FBI and another rich fag

>>324134939
Lost Planet 2 (the satelitte shot it a couple times beforehand, though)

>>324134994

Ar Tonelico muh nigga.

>>324134601
Patapon?

Bam Margera and his friends Kidnap you and take you all over the world making you do stupid shit.

>>324134652
Deus Ex, of course

>>324134917
no

>>324134947
>MegaMan X

Nope.

>>324132120
Sly Cooper

You're an edgier versior of Chris Hansen and you hear hip hop every time you go outside

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>>324135038
Spot on.

>>324134601
Pikman

>>324135072
Yep

>>324132343
Last of Us

>>324134947
>FFCC: My Life As A King?
nuh uh

>>324134923
I want to say Condemned: Criminal Origins, but I'm not sure about the screaming bit.

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>>324134813

get thrown in pit end up destroying a cube

>>324135173
Legend of Grimrock

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>>324135165
Dead on.

>>324135173

Legend of Grimrock

>>324135157
Close enough, was thinking of the 2nd Condemned.

A bad guy steals your girlfriend. You go through levels until you eventually kick his shit in and save her. All of this was kind of pointless considering what happens to her in the sequels.

>>324135018
>>324135048
Yep

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>>324134519
>tfw people don't even try to guess it

>>324135228
Ghouls and Ghosts?

>>324135228
Super Mario.

>>324135225
Yeah, never finished 2. Wasn't as interesting as 1.

>>324128909
An old bitch tricks you to go to the moon to fight another old bitch

>>324135254
Fine. Chroma Squad.

Now go away.

>>324135228
Mario?

>>324135254

Other than the obvious guess of XCOM, nothing is coming to my mind.

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>>324135307
nope

You're from Africa and you kill things by beating them with a musical instrument

You're trying to beat up your girlfriend while a black guy is trying to cuck you.

>>324135273
>>324135278
>>324135326
No

Your dad abandons you to have buttsex with an old doctor and maybe fix a water pump.

>>324132235
Bloodborne

>>324135331
still no

You're some evil dude who goes around slapping chickens.

There's some people going around turning people into trophies

>>324135428

Crapout 3

>>324128909
You pull the needles out of the ground in mother 3 not put them into the ground

>>324134714
No

>>324134543
Correct.

Another one: person of colour becomes en entrepreneur

>>324135430
nope

and I thought this was an easy one

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>>324135483
Bullseye.

>>324135476
Super Smash Bros. Melee or Brawl.

>>324135428
Not vague at all that's literally the entire story of FO3

>>324131817
Harry Potman

>>324135476
Super smash bros?

You save the world, disappear, and get resurrected on a beach 3 months later

>>324135515
Bit vague but... GTA: San Andreas I guess?

>>324135569
Nope.

>>324135598
Chrono Cross?

brawl

>>324129635
Gothic

You have to kill the bad guy

>>324135604

Reread OP's image ya dingus

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hometown is kill prince is kill then for the final fight you have to fight the zombie prince and the grand necromancer

You're a Welshman who just wants to make some coin to return to your wife.

>>324134519
Xcom

Your brother goes missing.

>>324135604
>Bit vague
That's the point m8
>GTA: San Andreas
Yea.

>>324133761
Skyrim?

>>324135676

Guildwars

>>324135676
Guild Wars (Prophecies) ?

Though you fight Rurik much earlier I guess.

>Mom is dead
>Dad left you
>You sell useless shit, buy useless shit and organize useless shit to pay off a debt

Nuclear War has broken out and you must defend your country from the incoming bombs.

Your best friend is killed. You seek revenge on your former mentor. You get the girl. Dragons are a big deal btw.

>>324135756

Much earlier? Isn't it right before the lich fight?

You have to either side with ISIS or the CIA to find a hitman.
Turns out, the hitman is your old friend and finds your missing girlfriend.

Then you drink vodka and either spare or kill him.

>Two factions of robots fucking hate each other
>War ensues
>Only acceptable outcome is the complete elimination of the other

>>324135705
Still no.

I'll give a hint for ye darling. Kinda underrated. Inspired many games, mostly RPGs.

The same shit that gives you your special powers also causes you to hallucinate a companion that isn't there in the end.

>>324128909

Television is threatened and you have to stop Elmer Fudd and swim the titantic to do something about it.

>>324135791

Reccetear

>>324135632
Not Chrono Cross

>>324135791
Recettear.

>>324135829
No, it's still on the main continent, long before you go to the Ring of Fire IIRC.

>>324135895
>>324135923
ayyyy

>>324135843
Total Annihilation

This is the best Matrix game, except it's not a Matrix game.

War is horrible. Machineguns are worse.

>>324135923

No, he dies on the continent, you only see him as a raised undead on the fire island chain.

>>324135598

FFX/X2?

You lead massive battles.
Millions are destroyed.
Yet only a handful dies.

>>324135848
Dont think anyone knows what the fuck you mean by seasonal.

>>324135742
>>324135756
yes it was guild wars

and no, you fight rurik literally right before lich. like, you kill rurik, and then you walk 50 feet and go fight lich

>>324128909
Die and rescue your fiance from an asshole

minecraft gun

not a chamber

>>324136030
Nope

>>324136032

Supreme Commander?

>>324133839
Valkyria Chronicles?

>>324136078
Antichamber!

You must find where the monday went

You, and two orphan pals make a gang and stop criminals, and in the end, stop a new incarnation of a immortal hate fueled machine from making the entirety of drugged up paris into a battlefield of drugged up psychopaths murdering eatchother.

Here's a hintYou play as a animal

>>324136127
good job
i probably couldn't have made it much harder

>>324133479
>arm
>my arm
>My arm! My arm! MY ARM! MY ARM!

Godhand.

>>324136089
Aye

>>324136053
You know what? I give up.

Earthbound.

>seasonal refers to some of the ares in EB, which referred to the 4 seasons
>multicultural because Poo
>ayy lmaos because ayy lmaos.

You can't die. It's not as cool as it sounds.

>>324128909
You see the girl from the Ring who asks you to save a legendary hero, but you fail.
You also try to stop NSA and a mildly evil empire, but that doesn't go any better.
At least you saved the internet

>>324136201

Neverdead

>>324136201

Planescape

>>324136201
PS:T

>>324136238
Nope.

you shoot people then you shoot their boss

You get in a helicopter with babes.

THE NUMBERS!

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>>324136256
>>324136265
Right on.

>>324136201
Any modern game

>>324128909
Bloodied ayy lmaos

you are in jail
escape jail
your gang is dead
ressurect gang

ISOLATED

Mobile game. You save islands being invaded by beasts and rescue retards who inhabit your island only to sell their shit.

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Your daughter gets lost on vacation to a beautiful lakeside town in Maine, when you find her it turns out she's pregnant.

You come to a harbor town plagued by a racist gang.

A government official serves you a nice stew.

You pick up stones and cups all the time but eventually people try to fuck with you.

You risk life and limb to get a reward, which is actually tentacles.

>>324136383
alien isolation

you go to look for your dad but find your mom, who finds your grandma.

>>324136435
Silent Hill.

>>324136570
yessir

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you're a virgin who is really good at killing aliens.

It's shit.

>>324136497
Skyrim Dragonborn DLC

probably not but it fits

>>324128909
Butter for the Butter-King.

Asian girl carrying contraband runs from cops

>>324136497
Borderlands

You get bossed around by some bitch. You get fed up and kill said bitch. The end.

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>>324128909
you get your heart stolen so you kill monsters

>>324136607
Your favorite game.

>>324132235
MAX FUCKIN PAYNE 3
right?

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In the best ending you convince a child to kill himself in order to benefit everyone else, and if you get the worst ending before that you realize that the child was suicidal anyway so you never really convinced him at all.

a failed experiment has to travel around various locations in order to beat the villain and get the girl

>>324136658
doragonzu doguma

>>324136715
Life is Strange?

One bunch of angry assholes fight against another angry bunch of assholes until one of the assholes things go boom.

>The main antagonist is a misunderstood piece of software.

>>324136756
Nope.

Angels are the bad guys and Satan helps you in exchange for monster hearts.

You do your job but are punished anyway.

>Do a bunch of shit to fix the mess everyone else made because some woman told you to
>Get fed up with her, slap her shit
>She offers you the chance to become a god

Nah

You play as a kid and can turn into a squid

MAILMAN SMASH

Some nigger polutes and graffittis a luxurius resort and you gotta clean it all up.

>>324136784
Portal?

Alternatively, System Shock.

You're an orphan chick with a gun

>>324136824
System Shock 2

>>324136715
Undertale

>>324133172
Pretty sure he meant more shit as in more content

>>324132231
Worms?

>>324136885
Correct

You have the chance to save humanity, but choose not to. You see some fucked up shit, a lot of people you love die, you try and overcome your addiction, and you end up killing one of the few people who isn't a complete psychopath

>>324136857
Super Mario Sunshine

>>324136874
Bioshock Infinite's DLC?

Best Korea somehow comes in the possession of state of the art US technology.

>>324136824
Too easy m8. You're supposed to do it like this >>324136638

>>324136941
Lisa

>>324136941
Legacy of Kain?

>>324136962
Homefront

>>324137002
Yep

You wear a suit of armor and constantly go back to places you've been to.

>>324136715
>>324136917
Wait that's why undertale is so feelsy!? No wonder yahtzee said there was a "deep narrative" beyond a basic appearance.

I guess I actually have to play the game now.

>>324133759
Life is Bizarre?

>>324137064
Oblivion

>>324137064
Metroid?

Kung Fury: The Game

>>324137064
A Metroid title. (Choose one)

>>324137064
Metroid.

>>324137064

Medievil?

You try your best so shit doesn't get fucked in the whole world.
You go back home only to find out shit's fucked.

>>324136950
Wingo!

>>324136860
Both work, but neither of them are what I was thinking of.

there's this guy who desperately wants to marry a government official, you interrupt

>>324128909

you follow mr smooth through a desert and steal his suit

Your bros are kill so you stab people from rooftops.