You go around a world putting needles in the ground until you fight a fat kid
You and a ragtag bunch of people go on a quest to save the world.
it starts off like those shitty hangover movies in that you wake up without remembering anything about what happened in the last couple of days and you need to figure that out
the game ends by you killing the first person you met in the game
Two ancient civilizations are at war. One has advanced technology and is about to decimate the other. But a mystic shaman from the weaker country sacrifices the entire population of his nation to create a lovecraftian horror hellbent on destroying technology. He also creates a dream world where all the people he sacrificed live on as ghosts, then he goes crazy trying to maintain that dream and forgets he was ever human. A thousand years later people are still trying to deal with the giant monster thing.
Alright, I got a good one.
A whipped, farm bitch has to stop the nazis using the most advanced tank in the world, which was conveniently stashed in his barn.
you go around and basically fuck everyone's lives up because you had a bad dream, eventually fucking over the king himself by unleashing the evil he was stopping the whole time and then fly into space and beat the big bad and blow up a chunk of the moon like an asshole.
>Live in a village of crackheads
>Fiending for some better stuff
>Get kicked out because you accidentally tore a rift in the fabric of reality by finding some hard shit
>Decide to lay low, travel the world, see the earth
>Catch some talking Pokemangs
>Mom gets cancer
>Some nerdo tries to get you to stop doing what he wants you to do for no particular reason
>Accidentally save the world
>Dad is alive
You and your friend wake up in a strange world. As events progress, he becomes increasingly distant from you while chasing after some hot piece of ass but you insist on sticking together for you feel that woman is up to no good. Despite telling you to fuck off multiple times you persist and eventually the woman decides to try and kill you only to end up dead herself. By the end of it your bro he has replace you and the woman with an imaginary waifu, sickened by your remarkably clingy behavior.
Some old dude wants to destroy the world below so he creates some god like things and curses people in hope that some day the cursed people will kill the god like things he created and that'll cause the world to be destroyed. Short version: dude wants to destroy world, takes forever to do it, you're a vessel
You're an illegal immigrant that has been caught by the guards, along with some rebel scum. You're gonna die but a fiery creature comes along to stop just in time. Then you save the world from darkness, and learn to scream like a bitch along the way.
A bad guy steals your girlfriend. You go through levels until you eventually kick his shit in and save her. All of this was kind of pointless considering what happens to her in the sequels.
>tfw people don't even try to guess it
hometown is kill prince is kill then for the final fight you have to fight the zombie prince and the grand necromancer
You have to either side with ISIS or the CIA to find a hitman.
Turns out, the hitman is your old friend and finds your missing girlfriend.
Then you drink vodka and either spare or kill him.
You, and two orphan pals make a gang and stop criminals, and in the end, stop a new incarnation of a immortal hate fueled machine from making the entirety of drugged up paris into a battlefield of drugged up psychopaths murdering eatchother.
Here's a hint You play as a animal
You see the girl from the Ring who asks you to save a legendary hero, but you fail.
You also try to stop NSA and a mildly evil empire, but that doesn't go any better.
At least you saved the internet
Your daughter gets lost on vacation to a beautiful lakeside town in Maine, when you find her it turns out she's pregnant.
you're a virgin who is really good at killing aliens.
you get your heart stolen so you kill monsters
In the best ending you convince a child to kill himself in order to benefit everyone else, and if you get the worst ending before that you realize that the child was suicidal anyway so you never really convinced him at all.
You have the chance to save humanity, but choose not to. You see some fucked up shit, a lot of people you love die, you try and overcome your addiction, and you end up killing one of the few people who isn't a complete psychopath
Wait that's why undertale is so feelsy!? No wonder yahtzee said there was a "deep narrative" beyond a basic appearance.
I guess I actually have to play the game now.
Ok if any of you keks get this I'll be fucking impressed. Might even gift you a game on steam if you get it right.
You're worshiped by an underdeveloped village, including a Scottish salesman and 2 traitors. You then go to a snow land where you meat a governor who looks like a leprechaun. After that you go to an awful desert land where there's a lot of slavery
Your wife is dead, so naturally you go and see if she's actually just on vacation.
your girlfriend is kidnapped and is forced to marry your worst enemy, and the villain uses this to try and erase the universe
you gain enough power to beat him with the help of one of his minions who is helping you
the minion just wanted you to beat him so he can now rule the Universe