Why hasn't anyone made a game based in Australia? Gong Pissup Simulator 2016 would be GOAT
Borderlands Pre Sequel was set in space Australia, but the game itself is the worst Borderlands. BL2 was way better.
>tfw they use people with Australian accents for jokes and you don't laugh because they sound normal to you.
Someone just did make a game based in Australia, and SJWs got it pulled.
>No one is trying to take your games away
Front Mission 3 had like 2-3 missions in the Australian outback near Alice Springs where your convoy gets ambushed / a crazy guy fights you in some ruins (depending on your game path)
Nothing much else. Although proud to say Australia made Dark Reign: The Future of War
Why is Centrelink so incompetent holy shit
>Australian CBD Brawler Extreme: VL Turbo Edition
>New Characters: Damo & Darren
>* Fight your way through the city bars and streets of Melbourne and Sydney as your favourite characters.
>* Bash Indian students up for extra points
>* Take on the endless horde of Lebos in the new mode: "Habib's Fully Sick Maccas Meetup, Wallah Bro".
>* Newly scripted Centrelink AI makes it feel like you're really standing around in the dole queue.
Sort of, I've been getting lucky mainly and lately getting exemptions for PTSD and anxiety and shit. I have to go to a psychiatrist as well as a psychologist once a month. How long I can keep it up haunts my nightmares though. If anyone has advice I'd love to hear it.
Man, Australians truly are the worst. I've met people who actually talk like the stereotype and it's just awful. I remember my first day after moving here, I went for a walk and some derelict aboriginal fucker was drunk in a park, yelling at nearby women to strip off. Aboriginals are some kind of horrible cancer that won't go away.
That's a funny way of saying "best shitposters". Australian shitposting always makes you laugh and brightens up your day.
Canadian shitposting tries to compete, but it lacks soul and makes you cringe. It seems to have skyrocketed recently, especially after Le weed man was elected their PM.
>Why hasn't anyone made a game based in Australia?
Because they get banned
>they keep cutting my payments because my mums working more even though she gives me no support
What? Are you living at home? I'm on student payments and my dad is earning 2000 a week and I haven't had a single hit.
Be glad that's all they did. Had a friend at uni, supported himself & would see his parents maybe twice a year over holidays because they lived in another state.
One day he get a letter from Centrelink. "Because your dad got a raise and you didn't tell us you've been overpaid. You owe us $5000 and have 14 days to repay it."
He didn't know anything about his father getting a raise. Or WTF it had to do with him supporting himself.
As an Ausfag I'm really tired of the banter meme.
I mean this shit got old years ago.
Everytime I see some skinny pale fuck trying to talk rural ironically the cringiness is really hard to repress.
I live in my own house with a room mate. Literally pay for everything my self, apparently I'm not independent until I turn 22 or something.
That's absolute bullshit. I'd be fighting that.
How old are you and where do you live?
As a 20 year old from rural Victoria "cunt" is used as an adjective, an exclamation, a term of endearment, an insult and occasionally a noun.
> tfw I know a 70 year old man named Bazza.
Met him at the train station asking for ciggy's, I said I didn't have any, he said I was a good bloke and complemented me on my ass and said I looked good in skinny-jeans.
Depends on who you speak to, I enquired about a possible option their phone people suggested and the guy went off his head calling me dole bludger who was trying to rip them off.
I pointed out I'm only asking about what their phone people told me to check on.
"That's irrelevant she was just trying to get you off the phone. Then you come in here and try to rip off the system, the goverment is sick of wasting money on people like you"
I had it at that point.
"Look mate, you don't get to rip me when you pricks are the ones giving out misleading info. I'm just trying to work and finish my last year of uni while you remodel your offices every 6 months and accuse me of ripping off the government. Fuck your payments, SHOVE YOUR PAPERWORK UP YOUR ARROGANT ASS YOU USELESS PRICK'
and walked out the door. Felt great and never had to deal with them since.
To be fair Shelia isn't the main character, but Spyro 3 had a playable Kangaroo who could jump super high.
ON TODAY TONIGHT
ICE EPIDEMIC IN AUSTRALIA. MORE PEOPLE DOING ICE THAN IN RECORDED HISTORY. HOW TO PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN FROM ICE AND IDENTIFY THE SIGNS OF ICE USE WITH TRACY GRIMSHAW.
>no one has mentioned this yet
i am disappointed in you anons
Apprently what their phone persone suggested to enable me to still recieve payments while I finish uni was just my ploy for free money. When I pointed out I'm working and getting an education not one of those people who spend 10 years and on dole and never do anything. He told me that I should work for money not try to steal it from Centrelink and assured me that there are no people who have been on the dole for 10 or more years because of people like him doing their jobs.
That's about when I told him he was delusional and let rip.
It was years ago.
The jobsearch requirements were a fucking joke too. They've got no interest in actually helping you get a job. I remember coming up 1 short on my quota for the first time. One of the jobs was unsuitable: temporary with no prospect of employment past summer and I would have to cut back hours at a better paying job. According to the desk monkey that was irrelevant I still have to apply for it even if I'm not going to take it.
"That's a waste of time for me and the guy looking for workers"
"We don't care about that just that apply"
2 minutes later I returned the paperwork with a printout from one of their computers for a job 2 states away.
"Did you actually apply for this"
"As far as your're concerned I did now process the paperwork"
>implying our government actually knows what the Internet is
They've been treated like shit their entire family's lives though, but then again one of them threatened to bash me and another sexual assaulted a friend of mine so fuck em
>Live around the north shore
>never had to come face to face with an abo
Phew, feel pretty bad for those who live around redfern or out in the west. I hear all sorts of horror stories.
Housing commision house across the road, abbos living there.
Everytime the cops try to ask the worman something "You can't ask me questions, I'm such and such from whatever tribe" meanwhile her 3 oldest kids (over 20) are just up the road sitting in the gutter shouting abuse and passing around a ciggy, a VB longneck and a goonbag.
She was up the road at somebody elses house one time beacuse they had booze. The cops turned up over a noise complaint, she heads back down to her house and I'll admit showed some serious ninja skills doing it almost unseen. Except dad and I could smell the dope and burbon on her from the other side of the road.
Apprently it's still racist to call them abbos when they are the stereotype but the housing comission people said we can't complain when they bash on the door a 1am and demand we call them a taxi because and I'm quoting the governement employee "koori people don't grasp the concept of time like we do so you should just call them a taxi when they ask"
Depends on how drunk/high they are really, or how much they think your oppressing them with your existence, though they are good for the occasional chuckle
>walking to the gym one day
>two female abo's sitting on the ground, talking
>overhear one of them
>I don't like it. I STILL don't like it. BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!
That was literally a meme though, 2K Australia recorded some of the lines because they couldn't get the voice actors or something and wanted to try them out, so then they sent them to the US who were like "wow you made space australia, okay let's roll with it!" and it all went downhill from there
Anyone going to the Funhaus meet-up in Sydney on the 25th? I got a job last week so I plan to go and get blackout drunk and fantasize about
Bruceand be an embarrassment to myself.
Depression doesn't cut it anymore unfortunately, unless you've got bipolar or schizophrenia they won't really look at you.
And they question it too man, for some reason Centrelink thinks they know better than a psychiatrist.
Yeah. AU, NZ, who cares, they're all the same shit
Assasins Creed Australia.
>Set during 1880s
>Ned Kelly is an Assassin and your best friend, makes armour for you.
>Some British cunts are templars
>Boomerangs as weapons.
>Fights with wildlife.
>I dunno, gold rush shit?
>Assassin hood replaced with Akubra hat with corks in it.
THIS ONES FREE UBISHIT
Mmmk, so what you want to do is go the schizoaffective route.
Also if you're keen on going through with this, you will need to do at least some form of time in a psych ward. Sleep deprive yourself for 5+ days then go out and do something stupid, but not too stupid where you end up hurting yourself or someone else. Cops will come if you've done it right; just act like a nutjob. They'll chuck you in a psych ward where the psychs and doctors will sign whatever DSP papers you give them.
Bear in mind though that getting DSP can end up a serious fucking battle. I've been denied it when I got out of the psych ward the first time because apparently my dad earns too much despite the fact he's on a DVA pension. They'll come up with all these excuses not to give you it - make sure you take a representative from mental health with you; this usually shuts them up.
It's become near impossible to get these days thanks to government funding cuts and general crackdowns. I had a mate who was trying to get onto it, but even with a letter from his treating doctors they still wanted him to be on new start because if you have any capacity to work at all you're not disabled in their eyes.
I've got it under the old system so yay for me, it's just that centrelink actively tries to not put people on welfare and well, "attempts" to put people into work.
I was at a job centre for 6 months until I thought fuck this and threw the towel in on it, I'm well aware that if I choose to go back now I'll be locked into it and I won't have the freedom I have.
>still wanted him to be on new start because if you have any capacity to work at all you're not disabled in their eyes.
They did this to dad despite him and mum running a small business from home, "You have to work for somebody else full time for it to count. Go see these job search people they'll help you"
They go over all the usual questions like "Do you have any medical conditions that could limit you working?"
Dad: "Yes, I'm an amputee and can only drive specially modified cars"
"Ok, come back next week"
1 week later...
"We're going to get you a job as a taxi driver"
Dad: "So who's paying to modify the taxi?"
"What? FUCK! So that rules out limo driver too. Come back next week"
another week later...
"We've got an opening for forklift driver. Don't worry we'll put you in licence course too"
Dad: "Can forklifts be modified? The cabs are higher up too, I'm not sure I can even climb up into one"
"Uuuuh, we're unable to find you a job due to your disability. You'll recieve paperwork for Centerlink in the mail"